That Book: ...of Perfectly Useless Information
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Did you know that . . .
John Wayne once won the dog Lassie from its owner in a poker game?
Hijinks is the only word in the English language with three dotted letters in a row?
The shortest war in history, between England and Zanzibar in 1896, lasted only thirty-eight minutes?
Want to learn which U.S. president was a descendant of King Edward III? Or which famous people lived to read their own obituaries? Then That Book is the book for you! From history to science to pop culture, here is an irresistible, enlightening, and absolutely addictive treasure trove of fascinating and fun little-known facts that no one needs to know—an indispensable boon to every true lover of trivia and marvelous minutia!
Mitchell Symons
Mitchell Symons is the author of Why Girls Can't Throw, as well as This Book, That Book, and The Other Book. The creator of dozens of crossword, trivia, and humor books, Symons is a columnist for London's Sunday Express.
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Fathers
Uma Thurman’s father was the first American to be ordained a Buddhist monk.
Stephen King’s father went out for a pack of cigarettes and never returned.
Julianna Margulies’s father wrote the Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz
jingle for Alka-Seltzer.
Laura Dern was bullied at school because her father—Bruce Dern—was the only person to kill John Wayne in the movies.
Rachel Weisz’s father invented the artificial respirator.
Bob Marley had a white Liverpudlian father.
Elvis Costello’s father sang the I’m a Secret Lemonade Drinker
jingle for R. White’s lemonade.
Eminem, Eartha Kitt, Lance Armstrong, Charlie Chaplin, Bill Clinton, Evander Holyfield (whose father had twenty-seven children), Vanilla Ice, Eric Clapton, Rod Steiger, Lee Trevino, Naomi Campbell and Mike Tyson never knew their fathers.
The fathers of George Michael and Yusuf Islam (Cat Stevens) were both Greek restaurateurs.
Stockard Channing received a substantial inheritance at the age of fifteen after the death of her shipping-magnate father.
Ben Affleck’s reformed-alcoholic father, Tim, became Robert Downey Jr.’s drug counselor.
The fathers of Roger Moore, Burt Reynolds, Queen Latifah, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Eddie Murphy were all policemen.
The fathers of Otis Redding, Jane Austen, David Frost, Alice Cooper, John Hurt, Ike Turner, Denzel Washington, Rita Coolidge, Aretha Franklin, Laurence Olivier, Tori Amos, Nina Simone, Pearl Bailey, Ingmar Berman, Alistair Cooke, George McGovern, Walter Mondale, Agnes Moorehead, Dean Rusk, Frances McDormand and Jessica Simpson were all clergymen.
The fathers of Harry Houdini, Erich Segal, Jackie Mason and Isaac Asimov were all rabbis.
The fathers of Gil Scott-Heron, Ian McShane and Colin Farrell were all professional soccer players.
The fathers of Glenn Close, Pamela Stephenson, Katharine Hepburn, Jacqueline Bisset, Brian De Palma, Jane Seymour, Bill Pullman, Edvard Munch, Willem Dafoe, Kate Bush, Judi Dench, Tom Stoppard, Humphrey Bogart, Ben Kingsley, Hillary Clinton, Lisa Kudrow, Reese Witherspoon and Gavin Rossdale were all doctors.
Emilio Estevez (Martin Sheen), Jennifer Jason Leigh (Vic Morrow) and Norah Jones (Ravi Shankar) all have/had famous fathers but found fame themselves with different surnames.
People whose fathers died in World War I: Barbara Cartland, David Niven, Ninette de Valois, Albert Camus.
People whose fathers died in World War II: John Phillips, John Ehrlichman, the Duke of Kent, Gerhard Schroeder, Roger Waters
The fathers of Ricky Gervais, Julie Walters, Glenda Jackson, Bill Wyman and Boy George all worked in the building trade.
The fathers of Jim Carrey and Jeremy Irons were both accountants.
The fathers of Jerry Hall and Sean Connery were both truck drivers.
The fathers of Faye Dunaway and Christina Aguilera were both U.S. Army sergeants.
The fathers of Rupert Everett and Elizabeth Hurley were both British army majors.
The fathers of Mick Jagger and Ewan McGregor were both PE teachers.
The fathers of Robert Redford, Sting and Emma Bunton (Baby Spice) were all milkmen.
The fathers of Russell Crowe and Patricia Hodge were both hoteliers.
Olivia Newton-John’s father was a headmaster.
The fathers of Robert Duvall and Jim Morrison were admirals in the U.S. Navy, while Kris Kristofferson’s father was a U.S. Air Force general.
Rufus Sewell’s father was an animator who worked on Yellow Submarine.
Anthony Quinn (81), Charlie Chaplin (73), Clint Eastwood (66), Cary Grant (62), Yves Montand (67), Marlon Brando (65), Pablo Picasso (68), Francisco de Goya (68), Saul Bellow (84), James Doohan (80) and James Brown (67) all became fathers past the age of 60.
Sylvia Plath, Charlotte Brontë and Gloria Vanderbilt all had father fixations.
The fathers of Judy Garland, Jacqueline Onassis, Liza Minnelli and Anne Heche were all gay.
The fathers of Michael Redgrave and Jeffrey Archer were both bigamists.
"To be a successful father, there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years." (Ernest Hemingway)
"Fathers should neither be seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life." (Oscar Wilde)
"The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother." (Theodore Hesburgh)
"The fundamental defect of fathers is that they want their children to be a credit to them." (Bertrand Russell)
"My father told me all about the birds and the bees. The liar—I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one." (Bob Hope)
"It’s a wonderful feeling when your father becomes not a god but a whole man. When he comes down from the mountain and you see this man with weaknesses. And you love him as this whole being—not just a figurehead." (Robin Williams)
"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years." (Mark Twain)
"My dad was always there for me, and I want my kids to have the same." (Kevin Costner)
"My dad is a lot smarter than I am, and his line of integrity is to a fault." (George Clooney)
"My father was frightened of his mother. I was frightened of my father, and I’m damned well going to make sure that my children are frightened of me." (King George V)
"I looked up to my father too much to really open my heart to him. We were almost formal. I did not tell him I loved him. All I can do is hope that he would have known." (Hugh Laurie)
Mothers
Eric Clapton, Jack Nicholson and Bobby Darin had mothers who the rest of the world thought were their sisters; indeed, Darin was thirty-two before he discovered that his mother
was actually his grandmother and that his sister
was his mother.
Charlton Heston’s mother’s maiden name was Charlton.
When Michael Caine was a child, his mother pasted his ears to his head to stop them from sticking out.
Victoria Principal’s mother’s maiden name was Ree Veal.
David Schwimmer’s mother is the attorney who handled Roseanne’s first divorce.
Telly Savalas and Tommy Lee both had mothers who won the Miss Greece beauty contest.
Shirley MacLaine (Beaty), Marilyn Monroe (Baker), Lauren Bacall (Perske), Catherine Deneuve (Dorléac), Kevin Spacey (Fowler), Beck Hansen (Campbell), Chris De Burgh (Davidson), Elvis Costello (MacManus), Ian Holm (Cuthbert) all used their mother’s maiden name instead of their father’s surname.
Priscilla Presley and Claudia Cardinale both became mothers again after becoming grandmothers.
Uma Thurman’s mother had been married to Timothy Leary before marrying Uma’s father.
Shirley Williams (Vera Brittain), Liza Minnelli (Judy Garland), Joely Richardson (Vanessa Redgrave), Mia Farrow (Maureen O’Sullivan), Jennifer Ehle (Rosemary Harris), Carrie Fisher (Debbie Reynolds), Melanie Griffith (Tippi Hedren) and Kate Hudson (Goldie Hawn) all have/had famous mothers but found fame themselves with different surnames.
James Cagney, Adolf Hitler, D. H. Lawrence, Marcel Proust, Liberace, Gustav Mahler, J. M. Barrie, Sigmund Freud, Elvis Presley, Peter Tchaikovsky, Harry Houdini, Frank Lloyd Wright and Isaac Newton all had mother fixations.
The mothers of Oscar Wilde, Peter O’Toole, Ernest Hemingway, General Douglas MacArthur, Bill Tilden and Franklin D. Roosevelt dressed their sons as girls for the first few years of their lives.
The mothers of Sarah Bernhardt and Clara Bow were both prostitutes.
The mothers of Patrick Macnee and Jodie Foster were both lesbians.
"My mother was an incredible character who was very funny and would outride any storm." (Michael Caine)
"My mother was consumed with her own interest, which was gambling. She was really very self-centered." (Michael Winner)
"I look so much like my mum, especially when I dress up as a woman." (Terry Jones)
"The mother is the one who tells you you are beautiful. The mother is the one who keeps reassuring you during those times of insecurity, who keeps your chin up. And I didn’t have that." (Mick Hucknall, whose mother left when he was three)
"My mother is a wonderful, eccentric lady who has no concept whatever of interior monologue. We’ll be driving along in the car and she’ll suddenly say, ‘Ants don’t like cucumbers, you know. And roaches don’t like cinnamon. Do you want some cheese, Michael? Rembrandt was the Lord of the day.’ " (Mike Myers)
"My mother’s death was the most painful thing, because I was so close to her. When you lose someone dear, it really encourages you to seize every day, you know, because no one knows how long they’ve got." (Ronan Keating)
"There are only two things a child will share willingly—communicable diseases and his mother’s age." (Benjamin Spock)
"My mother loved children—she would have given anything if I had been one." (Groucho Marx)
"I modeled Tootsie on my mother, who was a great character. Sadly she didn’t live to see it as she died while I was making the movie, but she’s in it." (Dustin Hoffman)
"When I told my mother I was going to marry a Catholic, she couldn’t hear me because her head was in the oven." (Mel Brooks)
"My mum was a great feminist and always said, ‘Hold your head high—no matter what happens. It’s fine, as long as you know you’ve conducted yourself properly.’ " (Nicole Kidman)
"My mother gave me two pieces of advice: ‘Never talk about the movies you didn’t do and never talk specifically about men.’ " (Gwyneth Paltrow)
"My mother’s best advice to me was: ‘To thine own self be true.’ She often thought Polonius was much maligned. She is the smartest woman I know, with a mind like a steel trap." (Ben Affleck)
"My mom’s a tough bird and one of my best friends in the world. She told me when I was very young, ‘Don’t ever take any crap off anybody, ever.’ All through my teens and to this day, I don’t." (Johnny Depp)
"There’s nothing I won’t tell my mother. Nothing. We talk every day on the telephone." (Claudia Schiffer)
"When I was growing up, the biggest influence in my life was my mother. She made great sacrifices to send me to private school, and I will always be grateful for that." (Naomi Campbell)
Words
Stewardesses is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
Shakespeare invented more than 1,700 words (including assassination and bump).
If you mouth the word colorful to someone, it looks like you are saying, I love you
There is no Albanian word for headache.
Just 1,000 words make up 90 percent of all writing.
No word in the English language rhymes with orange, silver or month.
The Hawaiian alphabet has only 12 letters.
Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters mt.
Queue is the only word in the English language to be pronounced the same way even if the last four letters are removed.
Zenith, tariff, sherbet, algebra, carafe, syrup, cotton, mattress and alcohol are all derived from Arabic.
The following words are rarely used in the singular: trivia (trivium), paparazzi (paparazzo), assizes (assize), auspices (auspice), timpani (timpano), minutiae (minutia), grafitti (grafitto), scampi (scampo), scruples (scruple), measles (measle).
The following words are rarely used in the positive: advertent, maculate, clement, consolate, delible, feckful, furl, sipid, speakable, kempt, corrigible, placable, effable, nocuous, pervious, expurgated, peccable, evitable.
The expression rule of thumb derives from the old English law that said you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
The name jeep came from the abbreviation GP, used in the U.S. Army for general-purpose vehicle.
The word chunder comes from convict ships bound for Australia: when people were going to vomit, they used to shout, Watch under!
The word bigwig takes its name from King Louis IV of France, who used to wear big wigs.
There are only two words in the English language ending in-gry: hungry and angry.
The longest one-syllable word is screeched.
Skepticism is the longest word that alternates hands when you’re typing.
The word dude was coined by Oscar Wilde and his friends. It is a combination of the words duds and attitude.
Hijinks is the only word with three dotted letters in a row.
Tom Cruise, Cher, Henry Winkler, Sarah Miles, Jackie Stewart, Walt Disney, Whoopi Goldberg, Thomas Edison, Leonardo da Vinci, Richard Branson, Noel Gallagher, Guy Ritchie, Tommy Hilfiger, Liv Tyler, Robbie Williams and Ozzy Osbourne have all suffered from dyslexia.
Gerard Depardieu, Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, Hu Jintao, Simon Wiesenthal, Wolfgang Mozart, Robert Mitchum, Truman Capote, Mr. T and Chico Marx all have had photographic memories.
The Names of Things You Didn’t Know Had Names
Rowel: the revolving star on the back of a cowboy’s spurs
Columella: the bottom part of the nose that separates the nostrils
Saddle: the rounded part on the top of a book of matches
Ophyron: the space between your eyebrows
Rasceta: the creases on the inside of your wrist
Purlicue: the space between the extended thumb and index finger
Nittles: the punctuation marks designed to denote swear words in comics
Ferrule: the metal band on the top of a pencil that holds the eraser in place
Peen: on a hammer, the end opposite the striking face
Obdormition: when an arm or a leg goes to sleep
as a result of numbness caused by pressure on a nerve
Keeper: the loop on a belt that holds the end in place after it has passed through the buckle
Armsate: the hole in a shirt or a sweater through which you put your hand and arm
Things That Are Not What They Seem
Rice paper contains not a grain of rice.
French fries originated in Belgium, not France. Great Danes come from Germany, not Denmark.
Ten-gallon hats hold only about 6 pints of water.
Koala bears aren’t bears, they’re marsupials.
Mountain goats aren’t goats, they’re small antelopes.
Fireflies aren’t flies, they’re beetles.
The funny bone isn’t a bone, it’s a nerve.
Jackrabbits aren’t rabbits, they’re hares.
Shooting stars are meteors.
Prairie dogs aren’t dogs, they’re rodents.
Guinea pigs aren’t pigs, nor are they from Guinea: they’re South American rodents.
Catgut isn’t made from cats, it’s made from sheep.
Lead pencils contain no lead, only graphite.
Glowworms aren’t worms, they’re beetles.
The horned toad isn’t a toad, it’s a lizard.
Bombay duck isn’t duck, it’s dried fish.
Turkish baths originated in ancient Rome, not in Turkey.
Silkworms aren’t worms, they’re caterpillars.
Peanuts aren’t nuts, they’re legumes.
Spoonerisms
"Kinquering congs their titles take."
"Let us drink to the queer old dean."
"The Lord is a shoving leopard."
"That is just a half-warmed fish."
"The cat popped on its drawers."
"Is the bean dizzy?"
"Please sew me to another sheet."
"You