Dreamland: A Novel
By Kevin Baker
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A literary tour de force, a magnificent chronicle of a remarkable era and a place of dreams
In a stunning work of imagination and memory, author Kevin Baker brings to mesmerizing life a vibrant, colorful, thrilling, and dangerous New York City in the earliest years of the twentieth century. A novel breathtaking in its scope and ambition, it is the epic saga of newcomers drawn to the promise of America—gangsters and laborers, hucksters and politicians, radicals, reformers, murderers, and sideshow oddities—whose stories of love, revenge, and tragedy interweave and shine in the artificial electric dazzle of a wondrous place called Dreamland.
Kevin Baker
Kevin Baker is the bestselling author of the novels Dreamland, Paradise Alley, and Sometimes You See It Coming. He is a columnist for American Heritage magazine and a regular contributor to the New York Times, Harper's, and other periodicals. He lives in New York City with his wife, the writer Ellen Abrams, and their cat, Stella.
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- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5I read this book some years back because I had read another of the author's books, Sometimes You See It Coming, and enjoyed it. This one was written well enough, but I didn't enjoy it near as much, maybe because the story wasn't that interesting to me. I get sick of all of man's political corruption.
As I remember it, this book was a well researched and inventive narrative with the arc of the story a popular criminal trial of the period (early twentieth century), with much of the action taking place at Dreamland amusement park in Coney Island. The criminal trial being about Tammany Hall police corruption. Many of the characters and events in Dreamland are purported to be based on real, historical accounts and people. - Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5This novel set at Coney Island and other sites in New York City in the early 20th Century is as just as concerned with the place and time period as it is with its plot. But there is enough plot to hold it together and it kept my interest. A few characters have some heft, but most seem like representations of a type.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Dreamland, titled after the Coney Island amusement park of the same name that was in its heyday at the time, starts with a tale from Trick the Dwarf about a bizarre twist of fate and the love story that resulted. The story then mushrooms out to take in the points of view of a couple notorious New York City gangsters, a factory girl involved in early union activity, a prostitute, a Tammany Hall politician, and, oddly enough, Dr. Sigmund Freud. With these characters, Kevin Baker vividly brings to life the downtown New York of the early 1900s, plagued by crime and poverty but also somehow larger than life and full of possibility. He was astonished, for the first time, to see how many people there were and how fast they were moving. Straddling each avenue were high steel girders, pylons holding up the trains that raced madly through the night, sometimes two at a time, in opposite directions, until they made the whole street shake. It was a frantic, crowded, nightmare world that he could not wait to join.Baker's gangsters are based on real historical gang members, with their stories tweaked and their lives and motives re-humanized. These gangsters disappoint their parents, immigrate from Eastern Europe in search of a better life that never seems to materialize. They care for their sisters and their lovers, all in between killing and maiming. Naturally, there is a love story, and a good one at that, between an exiled gangster and the girl he meets on Coney Island. There is no small amount of crooked politicking. There is disturbing violence, both random, provoked, and shocking, in the case of the early labor movement. With Dreamland, Baker paints a picture of a city struggling through its many growing pains and trying to come of age. While there were definitely some storylines I could have easily done without (adios doctors Freud and Jung - what are you guys doing here anyway?), I was, for the most part, totally taken in by Dreamland and its gritty, larger than life portrait of New York City at a pivotal point in history. Baker ably breathes life into each of his many characters and marches them steadily toward an explosive conclusion that expertly weaves many narrative strands into one pivotal day on Coney Island. "A magnified Prater," he sniffed to Ferenczi and Brill, referring to the cheesy midway in the Vienna park - but the Prater was like a summer garden party compared to this. Everything louder, bigger, more hysterical - more American.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Anyone have other suggestions for fiction about Coney Island?
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5I finished reading this book just as the tv programme Boardwalk Empire aired in the UK. The book tells the tales of a colourful variety of characters in the post-depression era, all connected by Dreamland amusement park at Coney Island. There is a politician, a gangster, a female immigrant and Trick the Dwarf, a performer at the amusements.For me the book belonged to Esse, daughter of Eastern European immigrants and an underpaid seamstress in The Triangle - a hazardous factory. She takes trips to Coney Island every Sunday to escape her homelife, and one week meets a handsome stranger. She doesn't yet know about his connections, nor he hers.The historical research that's gone into the book is very evident, and that alone would make me recommend it to others. Strange to be reminded of a time when food and material possessions were hard fought for. I haven't yet watched Boardwalk Empire, but I hope it's every bit as good as Dreamland.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5It makes sense that a historian like Kevin Baker would write something as epic and sweeping as Dreamland. It is a beautifully blended tale of fiction and reality. Events like the Triangle Shirtwaist fire and people like Sigmund Freud and politics like Tammany Hall exist in harmony with fictional Coney Island gangsters and seedy carnival performers. It's a world of underground rat fights, prostitution, gambling, and the sheer violent will to survive. It's dirty and tragic. A love story hidden behind the grime, the colorful lights, the tricks, and the chaotic noise of New York.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Set in New York City of the early Twentieth Century, Baker's novel draws on the actual immigrant history of the time and strips off the romantic veneer to show us the ugly truth of the times. People were routinely exploited, politics was corrupt, the police were corrupt and the American Dollar was king. Set in the middle of all this, Baker gives us some incredibly complex characters, some modeled after real life people of the times, and follows them through their daily lives.Not a kind picture of our American roots, but still an important glimpse in to the past nonetheless. Suggested for those with a taste for off beat (but real life) characters, a taste for historical fiction or an interest in one of the great industrial tragedies of the early Twentieth Century.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Beautifully written historical novel that reall gives a sense of New York in the early 20th. Unfortunately the climax is a bit of a let down. Still, well worth reading.
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Dreamland - Kevin Baker
1
I know a story.
I know a story,
said Trick the Dwarf, and the rest of them leaned in close: Nanook the Esquimau, and Ota Benga the Pygmy, and Yolanda the Wild Queen of the Amazon.
What kind of story?
Yolanda’s eyes bulged suspiciously, and it occurred to him again how she alone might actually be as advertised: tiny, leather-skinned woman with a mock feather headdress, betel nut juice dribbling out through the stumps of her teeth. A mulatto from Caracas, or a Negro Seminole woman from deep in the Okefenokee, at least.
What kind of a story?
He swiped at the last swathes of greasepaint around his neck and ears, and looked down the pier of the ruined park to the west before replying. All gone now, even the brilliant white tower festooned with eagles, its beacon reaching twenty miles out to sea. Gone, gone.
It was evening, and the lights were just going up along Surf Avenue: a million electric bulbs spinning a soft, yellow gauze over the beach and parks. The night crowd was already arriving, pouring off the New York & Sea Beach line in white trousers and dresses, white jackets and skirts and straw hats—all quickly absorbed by the glowing lights.
The City of Fire was coming to life.
He could hear the muffled fart of a tuba from the German oompah band warming up in Feltman’s beer garden. Beyond the garden was the Ziz coaster, hissing and undulating through the trees with the peculiar sound that gave it its name. Beyond that was the high glass trellises of Steeplechase Park, with its ubiquitous idiot’s face and slogan, repeated over and over—STEEPLECHASE—FUNNY PLACE—STEEPLECHASE—FUNNY PLACE—. Beyond that the ocean, where a single, low-slung freighter was making for Seagate ahead of the night.
He could see even further. He could see into the past—where Piet Cronje’s little Boer cottage had stood, or the Rough Riders coaster, before some fool sailed it right off the rails, sixty feet into the air over Surf Avenue. Where a whole city had stood, back beyond the ruined pier—
Meet me tonight in Dreamland
Under the silvery moon
Soon, he knew, the soft yellow lights would be honed by the darkness into something sharper. They would become hard and clear: fierce little pearls of fire, obliterating everything else with their brightness.
None of them now on the pier would see it, not Yolanda or Ota Benga or Nanook the Esquimau. They would be working by then, in their booths and sideshows. They would not see the lights again until they were on their way home, in the early morning; would see them only as they shut down, already faded to a fraudulent, rosy hue by the sun rising over the ocean.
Meet me tonight in Dreamland
Where love’s sweet roses bloom
Come with the lovelight gleaming
In your dear eyes of blue
Meet me in Dreamland
Sweet dreamy Dreamland
There let my dreams come true
They liked to sit out on the ruined pier during the dinner hour, between the heavy action of the day and the night shows. They slumped on the rotted pilings, where once a hundred excursion boats a day had tied up, to smoke and eat, and spit and smoke and tell their stories: Ota Benga, spindly and humpbacked, no real pygmy but a tubercular piano player from Kansas City, exotic moniker lifted from an old carny sensation of the past—
In the City everything was passed down, even the names of the freaks and the gangsters—
—Nanook the Massive, Nanook the Implacable, slit-eyed hero of the north—who was in fact a woman from some extinguished Plains tribe, signed on after her old man had tried to force her into whoring at the Tin Elephant hotel along Brighton Beach.
And then there was Yolanda. Immense frog eyes still staring up at him, curved beak of a nose, skin the color and texture of a well-used saddle—
It’s a love story,
Trick told her. "It’s a story about love, and jealousy, and betrayal. A story about a young man, the young woman who loved him, and a terrible villain—a story about death, and destruction, and fire. It is a story about thieves and cutthroats, and one man’s vision, and the poor man’s burden, and the rich man’s condescension.
"It is a story about Kid Twist, the gangster, and Gyp the Blood, who was a killer, and Big Tim the politician, and poor Beansy Rosenthal, who couldn’t keep his mouth shut. It is a story about Sadie the whore, and the brave Esther, and the mad Carlotta, and the last summer they all came together in the great park.
It is a story about the Great Head Doctors from Vienna, and the rampages of beasts, and the wonders of the Modern Age. It is a story about a great city, and a little city, and a land of dreams. And always, above all, it is a story about fire.
Ah,
said Yolanda, satisfied now, leaning back and lighting up her pipe. Ah. The usual.
2
TRICK THE DWARF
This is how you kill an elephant.
They tried the carrots first. Buckets of carrots. Whole bushelfuls of carrots, and each one loaded with enough strychnine to kill a man but only intended to make her stand still.
She ate them. She ladled them into her great, pointed maw by the dozen, and after an hour of carrots she was still standing—still looking as mad and dangerous as ever, and the big holiday crowd was growing restless.
Next they tried sending in the trainers—one-armed Captain Jack, and Herman Weedom, and even Mademoiselle Aurora, to smooth her huge, rough shoulders with their hands, and whisper into her enormous ears. She only stomped her feet and waved her trunk around their heads until they turned and ran for cover. After that they tried the police, wading in with their new blue coats and their nightsticks to clap the chains around her legs like they would slap cuffs on a pickpocket. She knocked them down like ninepins, slapped and tumbled them around the ring like vaudeville mayhem players.
Finally they sent in the pygmies—figuring, hell, that even if they weren’t in the same weight class, at least it was their game. No one was sure if they had ever seen an elephant before, but they were troupers: racing around the beast, hooting and gesticulating, yelling at it in their strange heathen tongues until she was so distracted the roustabouts could slip in and knot a chain around one of her great legs.
She broke it off like a thread, but there was another one. Then another, and another, until the thick black coils of iron held each of her legs in place. Another one weighing down that deadly trunk and even her tail, until she was as completely immobilized as her tin image, the hotel down the beach. They soaked her with fire hoses, and wrapped the cables around her hide—smooth black rubber lines, bright copper wires sticking out of the ends like a bagful of eels.
Then they stepped back to see the show.
She must have known it was coming: the crowd gone still with anticipation, the workmen stepping back as quickly and gingerly as cats. For all they denied it later—claiming she was just a dumb beast, that she never knew what hit her—we could see it in her look, in those great, unblinking eyes, yellow with hatred and bile. Knowing all the while. Knowing, and hating, and staring out at me as the moving picture cameras began to roll, and the Wizard’s hand went up, and I pranced out in front of the crowd.
3
TRICK THE DWARF
Call me a dreamer.
I was drinking down at the Grand Duke’s Theatre that night. This was a habit of mine. It was a way I had of leaving myself behind. Whenever I found myself unable to live without beer laced with chloral hydrate, or whiskey sucked through a rubber hose; whenever I found myself unbearably lonesome for trimmers and knockout artists and dancing transvestites; for blind pigs, and block-and-fall joints; for the Hell Hole, and the Cripples’ Home, and the Inferno and the Flea Bag and the Dump—then I found my way up to the watery world of the Bowery. This was my substitute for the razor, and the rope. If they but knew it, all men, some time or other, cherish the same feelings toward the abyss with me.
I was looking for a boys’ bar that night. It was easy enough to find them in the City: there was at least one on Worth Street, another on Mulberry, another on Mott. I knew, from times when the urge came on me too strongly and repeatedly, and I had to change bars to keep from being found out.
I had seen what happened when others of my kind were caught trying to pass. They were not tolerant, these rough boys, for all their own misery and deprivation. I had seen them strip and beat others like me-seen them tarred, sometimes even mutilated, then driven into the street and exposed in all their shame, while the street boys danced gleefully around them. Sometimes I had even joined in, dancing around the howling, weeping victim. You can imagine how much that cost me, but I assure you it was necessary—if I were to stay a boy.
Besides, I had no sympathy to share with them. They must have wanted to be found out: some secret shame, some masochistic wish, as the German head doctors would say, screaming out despite everything, I am a man in this body!
It was easy enough not to get caught. All it required was a close shave, some soot to cover the lines in an aged face. Loose canvas pants belted high above the waist. An oversized jacket to hide stunted arms and legs, a big cap for the oversized head. Voila!—a ready-made boy.
A newsboy, a match boy. A chimney sweep, perhaps, with a dirty face. All I had to do was grab a mop from the janitor’s closet, or a pile of dirty old Daily Mirrors, and I was the same as the rest of them: a make-believe innocent in a city of monstrous children.
You think I am to be pitied. But I ask you: what normal man ever had the opportunity I did? With a little makeup, I could not only hide my misshapen body, I could be young again. And what, after all, is the greater deformity—size or age?
All dressed up, there were plenty of places in the City where a boy could go to get a drink, and buy a woman, and get his head smashed in. My favorite was the Grand Duke’s, which was run by the Baxter Street Dudes, a gang of cutpurses and cutthroats and knockout-drop artists, ages five to fourteen.
In a town that specialized in minimalist saloons, the boys’ dives were the barest of all: A plank across a few crates for a bar. A couple more crates and boxes for furniture, and a dirt floor. Homemade whiskey served in an old tomato can. The Grand Duke’s—typical, wishful boys’ name!—was something more.
The Dudes had built themselves an actual theatre, constructed from leavings filched or salvaged off the street. There were a half-dozen oil lamps ranged across the front of the stage for footlights. Rows of plain benches served as the stalls, and on either wing of the audience there were even a pair of dilapidated, red velvet couches, elevated on slats: reserved boxes for the top boys and their ladies.
It was ten cents to sit in the stalls, just a nickel for the gallery, a high, wobbly pile of crates in the back. The Grand Duke’s had a regular company of players: boy actors and boy playwrights, boy stagehands and boy set designers, and officious boy directors. I don’t doubt that they would have had their own, pretentious boy critic—save for the fact they would have cut his goddamned throat.
They performed the standard fare: the goriest bits from Lear, or Macbeth, or Richard III. Free adaptations of the most terrible murders and sex crimes of the day, bits of song and jokes cadged from the grown-ups’ vaudeville and burlesque—all of it played and received far more fervently, more avidly than anything in the regular theatres up on Fourteenth Street and Times Square.
Their favorite was The Immigrant’s Peril, or Paddy in a Poke—that old chestnut of a stranger in a strange land. The nationality would change, but the story was always the same: our hero might be a Paddy, or an I-tie, a Jew, a German, but always a greenie, just off the boat, who goes into a bar thinking he is among friends.
Instead, they get him drunk, and drug him, while everybody there connives in how best to rob him and take his life. They all join in—the whores and the bartender, the regulars at the rail and the cop on the beat, mugging and joking outrageously with the audience. The little boys around me reeling and giggling with the suspense, gripping tightly to their tottering crates—yellow, consumptive faces peering eagerly up at the stage.
The deed would be nearly done: the Paddy or the Jew or the Deutscher lying facedown on the bar. A fraudulent insurance policy drawn up by the barkeep, signed by a whore, witnessed by a policeman. All that remained was to give the poor yok a little more chloral hydrate and slip him down a trapdoor chute, into the river—
That was the cue for Mose, the Bowery Boy. Nobody knew where he came from, exactly. He was as old as the Bowery itself, a stage perennial, but always, unmistakably, one of them: the biggest boy they could find—dressed in their clothes, speaking their language, blunt and gigantic and omnipotent, cutting through all lies and hypocrisy.
He would plunge into the murderous bar from the wings, laying about himself. Smashing up the chintzy sets, the tables and chairs and the bar, smashing the heads of the barkeep and the trimmers and the foresworn cop. Thrashing all about him until the whole audience of fellow wanting, wishing, dreaming Bowery boys was reduced to wild, frenzied cheering. Shaking the sodden immigrant awake—rescuing him, the way they had always wished, deep in their most murderous street-boy hearts, to be rescued, and never had been, and never would be.
I know. Many was the evening, clutching desperately to my seat on top of my own, tottering pile of crates, that I cheered right along with them, and I could not put it down only to the bad whiskey, or the need to pass.
This night’s entertainment was different from other nights. The boys had opened up a rat pit down in the basement. Once you could find a rat-baiting on every other corner in the Bowery, but that was before the goo-goos had put across another wave of Reform, and the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals and Children had driven them out of the City.
Not that there still wasn’t cruelty to children, of course—that was a matter of business—but they had put a stop to the torture of rats. Or more exactly, had driven it underground—for no vice ever really disappears in the City. The Dudes had rooted out a few old men who still trained the fox terriers, and rats were never hard to find.
It was a bloody sport. What can you expect, after all, when you bring dogs and rats and men together in a dimly lit basement room? Besides, I wasn’t playing. I lost nothing, I put nothing down. It was enough just to see these things—to stand shoulder-to-thigh in the company of men, undetected, and watch them drink their whiskey, and breathe in the smoke of their cigars with them.
I could slip inconspicuously enough among them. A kick there, a slap here—they barely noticed me. No one detected the Mayor of the Little City, moving among them. Only boys noticed me, they were the only ones on my level, and they seemed to sense that I was different, somehow, and gave me wide berth. Good as my disguise was, I moved differently from a boy, kept more quiet than a boy, existed somewhere in that slim space between their consciousnesses, Big and Little.
There was one exception: not a sparrow fell without his considering the play on it. He had a killing look, cold, calculating face weighing us all in the balance. A natural leader of men, with all the horror that implies.
I felt his eyes on me before I saw him, and then I was afraid. I should have gone right then, I should have run, but I was too arrogant in my game: the King, out for his incognito among the people. Nothing could happen to me—I was just the observer.
4
KID TWIST
It all started that night at the rat pit when he hit Gyp the Blood over the head with a shovel. Not that he planned it that way, in fact he was never really sure how it happened at all. Gyp had been doing his old trick from the Eastmans gang, breaking men over his knee on a two-dollar bet for the entertainment of the yoks and the rubes, and he had already snapped the back of a slumming department store clerk in three places, leaving him to flop around on the dirt floor of the basement like a hooked fish. Then he reached out for the newsboy, and the next thing Kid knew he was bringing the shovel down—bang!—right along the part line on Gyp’s big, handsome head. And then there was really hell to pay.
The boy, watching from the side with his eyes big as moons, rooted there, like a mouse before a snake. Huge, quick hands flicking out to seite him by the neck, dragging him over his lap, the other clerks and the sporting gents yelling and waving their money in the air. Kid reaching for the coal shovel, before he even had time to think about it—
Of course, Kid wouldn’t have been there at all if it hadn’t been for Spanish Louie, he didn’t have any plans at all that night other than to hang around the New Brighton rolling the flats and the rabbit suckers or maybe to slide over to Mock Duck’s for a quick trip to Hopland with the high-binders. He certainly had no intention of going out and hitting a citizen like Gyp the Blood over the head with a coal shovel, and certainly not for the sake of some half-pint newsboy who turned out to be a crazy little carny dwarf out on a bender.
But then Louie rolled in, all decked out in his gold chaps and the bandeleros and the huge black sombrero with gold piping that made the girlchiks swoon, and worried to death the Grabber was after him over the proceeds from a fake charity ball the two of them had run.
You gotta help me, Kid,
he told him. He thinks I cheated him. You gotta settle for me.
—which Kid didn’t doubt for a minute, Spanish Louie being just the sort of nayfish who would try and bunco the Grabber. Louie liked to put it about that he was some kind of Apache, or fallen Spanish royalty who had killed twelve men down in Mexico, or was it Texas, but frankly, Kid didn’t think so.
You know there’s no help for the Grabber,
he told him—but then Louie told him the Grabber was going to be at a rat-baiting down at the Grand Duke’s and it had been a long time since he’d seen a good rat-baiting, ever since they’d closed up Kit Burns’s once and for all.
All right, let’s go,
he had decided, but it was only then, typically, that Spanish Louie had told him another piece of vital information.
Course, you know Gyp’s gonna be there—
Which, of course, he didn’t know, that was a whole different story, particularly now that the whole business of Beansy Rosenthal was still unresolved between them. Of course there was always something unresolved, that was the nature of business and you had to think twice anyway before getting too close to Gyp the Blood, particularly in a basement pit where the blood was flowing, and money was at stake, and the light was none too good in the first place.
But the matter of Beansy was something else: one more squawky gambler, who was blabbing to the D.A. about a police lieutenant shaking down his place in Times Square. It all looked on the up-and-up. Gyp wanted Kid to help knock him off, and it had been cleared uptown with Big Tim, and even Mr. Murphy himself, but Kid still didn’t like the play. It was police business, after all, and he didn’t see what it had to do with him. He didn’t like the fact that the Gyp was involved, and he couldn’t help but think he was getting himself set up.
He’d put Gyp off, but Gyp the Blood was a hard man to stay put, and consequently he was not the person Kid wanted to see at the present time. But he’d told Louie he would go and the last thing he wanted was it to get around that he, Kid Twist, was frightened of Gyp the Blood, even though he was in fact scared to death.
Let’s go,
he told Spanish Louie. After all, he couldn’t be any worse than the Grabber.
A little broken tail of men stood in the dark street, looking suspiciously about themselves. Before them sagged a five-story tenement, the only building left on the block, leaning like a single tooth in an old mouth. A long, rending sound came from inside, and a door swung open, revealing nothing but darkness. They all filed down into the basement, bummies and gangsters, shopkeepers and family men, and a few drunken sports out on a tear.
The rat pit was lit by a single, dim lightbulb, swaying over the center of the ring. It was a dirt oval, wooden walls five feet high, a trap door on either end, a set of high, rickety bleachers mounted all around it.
It’s the best kind of action there is,
the clerk ahead of them said excitedly, his breath sour with whiskey in the Kid’s face. It’s the only sport where you can’t fix the game!
Such talk was offensive to his ears, but the Kid didn’t bother to enlighten him. There was always a way, there was no action on this earth that couldn’t be fixed. You could always dope the dogs. You could tenderize their paws with mustard seed, or salt their food, or best of all you could poison the rats so they’d be all the easier to kill at first—but slowly, almost imperceptibly, the dog would begin to tire as it soaked up the poison itself. There was always a way.
How many? How many? What’s the setup?
—an anxious little man was asking, jumping back and forth among them, pulling at their coats. They all crowded in around the pit, bumping into each other in the dark, giddy with the anticipation men always had when they gathered together to do something they knew was wrong. Kid had seen it many times before: in a brothel or a lynch mob, it was always the same.
If Mary knew what we was up to—
How many? How many?
I’m gonna get me a whiskey!
Be polluted here.
If she only knew—
Kid felt uneasy, sensing something beyond the low stench of corruption from the dead rats and dogs, buried under the basement dirt where they fell. Something else besides the darkness in the cellar, so dense you could barely see your hand in front of your face.
A boy climbed into the pit, one of the Baxter Street Dudes, in a tattered red hunting coat he had somehow managed to scavenge, and began announcing the first dog. Kid looked up—and there, staring back at him across the pit, rapacious, intelligent face just visible through the grainy yellow light, was Gyp the Blood.
He could have been the Kid’s double, in the bad light: same starched white shirt and collar, red checkered vest under his coat, gold horseshoe pin in his lapel. Derby pulled down so low Kid could barely see his eyes. Kid nodded, and touched the brim of his own hat—and after a long moment the Gyp nodded almost imperceptibly back.
First up,
the ringmaster in his borrowed coat hollered, Shadrach, from Harry Weisberg of Greenpoint.
Bets! Bets! Place your markers!
The bookies circulated through the crowd, men in long undertaker’s coats, scribbling with pencils in their tiny black books. The bet was how long it would take the dog to kill its century—one hundred struggling, squealing rats, and Kid only laid down a finiff at first. He didn’t like to bet on what he didn’t fix himself, and besides he wanted to see the dog before he was going to lay any real cash on it.
One of the little trapdoors opened at the far end of the oval pit, and out trotted a proud, trim-looking fox terrier, white with rust-colored patches and a long, broken scar across its nose.
It’s a bitch!
one of the bettors crowed behind him.
Lookit her prance! Oh, she’s a killer!
How many?
At the other end of the oval a boy slid up a smaller gate—and out came the rats. They were little more than shadows in the grainy light, eyes gleaming redly as they scuttled around the ring. One of them sprinted right at the terrier in its terror, halfway up its leg before it realized its mistake. The dog seized it with one quick stab, gave it a short, professional shake to break its neck, and tossed its lifeless body to the side.
Thirty! Thirty minutes!
Twenty-five!
The terrier took its time, waiting to get the rats it could grab in one bite. They let them out ten at a time, every few minutes, and the dog broke them all with the same sure, efficient shake—So like a cat, Kid marveled—or it ripped their throats out, or bit their heads off, whatever was quickest. It had been well trained.
How many? How many?
The dog paused, seeing everything dead in the ring around it, and gave its paw a short, satisfied lick. The next ten rats ran out, swift and furtive as a fog, and the killing began again.
That’s fifteen! No—nineteen!
The rats careened around the sides of the ring, they tried to scramble up the five-foot walls. Some of them hoisted themselves, somehow, all the way over the top—only to be flung back into the pit by the roaring, jeering crowd.
That’s thirty! At least thirty!
Kid could see the dog was starting to tire, but he kept up a champion’s steady, killing pace. It was harder to maneuver, the pit floor slippery with rat blood and rat pieces now, the long, gray creatures burrowing and gnawing under the carcasses of their own to get away from the pitiless, snapping jaws.
Clean the pit! Clean the pit! It’s not fair!
the same drunken clerk who had assured Kid you couldn’t fix the game cried out—as brokenhearted as if he’d lost his only sweetheart. His friends took up the call.
Clean the pit!
Hazard of the game, hazard of the game!
the short-bettors yelled back at them.
It didn’t matter; Shadrach the dog had a second wind. She spotted the live ones by the twitches of their long, scaly tails, dragged them back and ripped their life out. Kid put more finiffs up high and low, to cover himself, then tried to gauge the action and hit the middle.
He glanced over at Gyp the Blood, across the pit—who was not trying to lay any more wagers at all. He stared evenly down at the ring instead, black eyes patient and luminous. The Kid had a bad feeling.
How many?
The rat door slid up again, and another ten rodents tumbled into the pit. Seeing so many of their own already heaped up around the ring they went for the dog now, out of sheer terror and desperation.
This was where a rat-baiting always got interesting. They ran right at the terrier, leaping at her legs and face and throat. She was able to bat the first couple down with her paws but then one got past her, tearing at one of her forelegs near the shoulder. Then another, and another, until they were hanging from her snout and ruff and legs, clutching on by their awful little jaws.
The dog gave a low, plaintive howl. She managed to shake some of them off, leaving ragged red tears through her wiry fur. They rolled over and jumped right back on, clinging to her with all their strength.
The small boy invisible behind the ring wall slid open the door for the next ten rats. These were bigger rats than the others, a black, greasy color, leaner and longer. Kid smelled a fix. He beckoned to the closest bookkeep to cover himself.
No bets! No more bets!
the man declared, snapping shut his little black book—but under Kid’s steady gaze he came over and took his wager anyway. Looking across the ring, Kid saw that Gyp was still gazing down imperturbably at the action; the faces of the boys around him gleamed with excitement.
Cover me on a wash,
Kid told the bookkeep.
Sure enough, the dog was tiring fast now; it had lost some blood. The big, bold new rats ran right for her throat. The proud little fox terrier stood her ground, knocking them aside, ripping the snout right off one, which went tumbling away with a horrible, wounded squealing. But she was losing blood, and the rats kept coming. One of them leapt up and got itself wedged halfway down her throat, so the dog couldn’t use her jaws. She fell back on her haunches, flailing away—then on her side, still fighting, the slick black rats scratching and scrambling over each other to get at her.
"No more! That’s enough, she’s had enough!"
Weisberg the trainer leaped over into the pit to rescue his dog, stomping at the rats. When he came in the ring, some of the rodents were still so frenzied they leapt at him, hanging from his pants and sleeves. He brushed them off without a second glance, grinding their heads under his boot heels. He had eyes only for his dog, trembling on the ground, her ruff and throat steeped in blood. He cradled her head in his arms, wrapped her up in his coat and carried her from the ring.
My poor girl,
he crooned to her, the dog’s alert little eyes still shining up at him. My poor girl, what’ve they done for you?
There’s no throwin’ in the towel here!
one of the boys near Gyp called out, disappointed not to see the finish—any finish.
Water rats! Water rats!
the clerk and his friends chanted now, looking around them for the bookies.
Fix, fix!
A few of the Baxter Street Dudes had hurried down into the pit, pushing Weisberg away from the rats and rushing to corral them back into their cages. Gyp and his entourage still sat gloating quietly by the ring, the bookies hovering around them defensively.
The crowd surged sullenly out toward the makeshift bar in the back, planks set up over trash barrels, while the older boys kept trying to round up the rats, yelping and clutching at their fingers as they skittered around the ring. The younger boys doled out the whiskey and took the dough, lanks of hair hanging down in their eyes, scrambling up on crates to reach over the bar.
A few trimmers moved around the crowd, trying to find the smiling winners. Most of them were no older than the Dudes themselves, Kid noticed, hoisting up their paper-thin dresses to hide their tubercular chests and necks. They found their marks, and slid their arms around their necks, settled into them as confidently as another girl their age might be sliding into her daddy’s lap.
Kid would just as soon have taken off then: he had broken even, more or less, maybe even a few dollars ahead on the night, and he would just as soon not have talked to Gyp the Blood. Spanish Louie was ready to go: the Grabber hadn’t showed after all and there were no mollies on hand to impress with his twirling moustachios and matching, inlaid-pearl-handled Mexican revolvers.
The trouble was how to get past Gyp at the bar. Kid had a pop in each coat pocket, and a good blade in his vest watch pocket, and a razor in his shoe, and as a last resort there was a blackjack in a back pocket, but he still didn’t like the odds. Gyp had his boys with him, Lefty Louie and Dago Frank and Whitey Lewis, and he had only Spanish Louie, who made a very good killer if this was a nickelodeon show.
There was no hope for it, though; the current of prostitutes and boy gangsters and sporting swells forced them up toward the bar, and by the time they got there Gyp was already holding court like the King of Siam, seated in a huge rattan chair the ever-resourceful Dudes had acquired somehow. He peeled a few bills off the enormous wad he had won, handed it to Dago Frank for the boy behind the bar.
This round’s on me,
he called, and the crowd around him cheered and bellowed, and pressed in closer.
Hullo, Kid,
he said when Kid came up, face to face with him, with Whitey Lewis and Lefty leaning eagerly over their boss’s shoulders, smiling evilly as a couple of watchdogs on a long leash—while at the same time Kid could sense the less-than-reassuring efforts of Spanish Louie to hide behind his back.
Hiya, Lazar,
he said, trying to use his real name to throw him off. The Gyp’s eyes never wavered—except to flick over to a newsie and some clerks who had moved too close to his right shoulder, a boy carrying a shovelful of dead rats over to the trash barrel. He picked up everything, and he was goddamned quick, Kid knew.
You had the run of ’em tonight—
You thought anymore about what I said you oughta think about?
Gyp cut him off, picking his nails with a stiletto sharp as glass and concealable as a toothpick. The papers made out that Gyp read philosophy in his spare time, and that his favorite authors were Voltaire and Darwin, and Huxley and Herbert Spencer, but somehow Kid really didn’t think philosophy was the man’s major preoccupation.
Leave it alone, Gyp, that’s cop business. Let ’em take care of it their own selves, we don’t gotta do their dirty work for ’em.
Gyp’? You’re Gyp the Blood?
It was the drunken clerk he had heard talking so ignorantly outside the Grand Duke’s.
Sure,
said Gyp, keeping a cold, speculative eye on Kid.
"Is it true what they say? Is it true you can break a man over your knee on a bet?"
You wanna find out?
When he said that the Kid began to back away, right hand reaching as surreptitiously as possible into his coat pocket. He saw that Lefty Louie and Whitey Lewis were reaching into their own pockets—though Gyp himself never moved.
Hell, yes!
the clerk snorted greedily. I’d pay to see that!
Gyp’s terrible eye stayed on Kid.
It’s gonna happen,
he said. The question is whether you’re on that train or not.
Well? Is it true?
the clerk demanded.
Gyp looked at the man for the first time while the Kid kept moving back, circling around a little to Gyp’s right.
You wanna know? Then make the play.
How’s that?
the clerk asked, a little unsteadily now.
Two dollars. Make the play.
All right, sure,
the clerk laughed nervously, figuring he was being put on, and he pulled a couple of silver dollars from his vest pocket and dropped them in Gyp’s lap.
I’ll bite. Who’s it gonna be?
Without another word, Gyp grabbed the clerk by his tie and yanked him down, smashing his knee into the man’s face. His legs buckled, and Gyp tossed him over his lap, face up, and held him tight by the neck and legs.
All right, you wanna see?
The whole room was suddenly quiet, everyone pressing in to stare, the newsie, the trimmers, the Baxter Street Dudes. Only Kid kept moving, working his way slowly around until he was just behind the Gyp’s right shoulder. He noticed that Whitey Lewis’s and Dago Frank’s eyes were off him, fixed on the clerk themselves. The boy who had been scooping up rats stood beside him, shovel lowered to his side.
Two dollars.
The clerk’s eyes were dazed and round, he was too terrified even to beg, choking up little yellow spurts of vomit over his mouth and face. He was a slight man, Kid could see, pathetically small and helpless over Gyp’s legs in his rumpled suit, worn bowler wobbling around on the floor.
Gyp looked up at the rest of them. Then, without further warning, he lifted the clerk up and pressed him down—bringing his knees up as he did.
"One, two, three!"
—right, left, and right again; three distinct cracks louder than pistol shots reverberated through the room. The clerk screamed like a woman, and Gyp pocketed his coins.
Two dollars.
He tossed the wreckage of the clerk onto the floor, beside his hat, where he still flopped about, no longer a man, arms and legs paralyzed, unable even to scream anymore or do anything other than make short, terrible, gasping noises.
Any more action?
A low, impressed murmur ran through his audience and then everyone was talking at once. Men were pushing forward, waving their money in the air, ignoring the clerk still gasping in the dirt. Gyp’s watchdogs were pounding him enthusiastically on the back; they had forgotten all about Kid now.
Who’s next?
Gyp cried out, and the crowd surged forward.
Do it again! Do it again!
"I wanna see it this time!"
Who’s it gonna be?
They stopped short as Gyp turned his fierce eyes on them all, waiting for his selection. Then his great hands reached out and grabbed the newsboy, before anything could stop him, before even the newsie himself realized they were upon him.
That was when Kid felt the rat collector’s shovel in his hands, the boy himself oblivious that he had taken it, his attention riveted on the action. Gyp the Blood laid the newsboy out across his knees, gauging his height and weight, one hand rubbing contemplatively over his throat.
This one’ll take a short shot,
he grinned, and the crowd laughed appreciatively.
He turned back to his prey, preparing to break the boy’s back with one thrust of his knee—and it was then that Kid lifted the shovel up over his head and brought it down as hard as he could right along the part line of Gyp’s fine, jet-black shock of hair. He didn’t know why he did it, he never would know why, but it was done and what was done could not be undone, particularly not Gyp the Blood’s fractured scalp. The next thing he knew all the bummies and the Dudes and the slumming shipping clerks were shouting, and the mabs and goohs were screaming, and everyone was going for the stairs—
Kid brushed a couple of the trimmers out of the way and leapt up on the first step. Some sporting gent in a top hat loomed ahead of him, coming down the steps, his mouth agape, hands still buttoning his fly, just coming down from God only knew what for still more fun. The Kid kicked him in the balls and flung him aside, still making for the door, Spanish Louie and the little newsie glued to his side. A couple of the Baxter Street Dudes tried to stop him at the top of the stairs and it was too close even to get a pop out but he ploughed the flat of his hand into the first one’s nose until it was halfway back in his head and backhanded the second one away and then they were free—up on the ground floor, and out the front door.
Behind him, he could hear more screams as Gyp’s boys started to blam away, cutting a path through the crowd, but he didn’t look back, he didn’t look back until they were out the door and long gone down Baxter Street and all the way over to the Bowery—a couple of wild, hopeless long shots clanging off the lampposts behind them like hail on a tin roof, a few distant curses and cries rising up from the dark streets, and then they were back among civilization (if that’s what you could ever call the Bowery) leaving only the question of what the hell did he do now that he had mortally offended the most dangerous lunatic in New York?
At least the newsie had got out with him—at least the boy was safe. Breathless, Kid leaned down to the child with his big wondering eyes, huge flat cap pulled down over his head, and clapped a hand on his shoulder.
All right, kid, you’re safe now.
The little newsie looked back up at him, his blue beard starting to show through his soot-covered face.
Who’s a kid?
he said, in a voice like pounded gravel.
5
TRICK THE DWARF
I hid them out at Coney, in the Tin Elephant’s arse. Louie—the one who looked like an evening of Spanish passion dances—flagged down a hansom cab and I told the driver to head for Brooklyn. He peered down closely at us from the box—a tall, wraithlike figure under the Bowery el—and tapped his whip respectfully against his hat.
There was no doubt he would sell us as soon as he got back. We ditched the cab in Brooklyn Heights; the driver’s mouth turned down in dismay even though we tipped him handsomely. We walked a few blocks, past McCooey’s grand, futile city hall, then swung over on Joralemon and down the handsome, brownstoned streets, quiet as a country village.
Behind us, somewhere, we could hear the single, muffled clip-clop of the cab—trying to follow, looking for us. We dodged down an alley, then took another hansom back past Prospect Park and the Parade Grounds. Then we walked again: down a new avenue they had named after Coney, even though it seemed as far away as one of the islands of the Malays.
There was nothing around us. They had razed all the Irish shantytowns, and the old Negro villages that used to spring up along the flatlands like spring mushrooms after a rain. Now there was nothing but the rubbled ground—the blocks-to-be already carved out into tidy squares, neat little signs announcing the pretentious English names of the neighborhoods: Kensington and Borough Park, Bensonhurst and Gravesend, and on past them, trudging all the way out over that barren, optimistic landscape until we reached Coney Island.
I took them straight out to the old Tin Elephant. I could have put them up in my town—after all, I had a palace!—but they would have stood out like, well, like two sore thumbs.
Fortunately, even Coney Island has never been short on places where you could hang yourself in complete solitude and anonymity. It was easy to get a room in the Elephant’s arse at that hour. It was almost dawn by the time we got there, and the last tricks of the night were just stumbling out, hats pulled down over their eyes, reeking of sausage, and gin, and bed sweat.
The whores were still up, washing themselves in their room basins. We could hear them calling, each to each, as we climbed the winding, spiral staircase; lovely, bright voices, twittering like songbirds, happy to be at the end of the night. Though it was at this hour, too, that they tended to kill themselves, when all the sensation of the early evening—the promise of the brightly lit parlor, and the piano music downstairs and the smell of a first, freshly poured beer—had metamorphosed into nothing more than one more grunting, sweaty, two-hundred-fifty-pound brush salesman. One of the songbirds’ voices would be missing, and they would find her in her room, hung with her own kimono sash or doused with opium.
I took my new friends back to the last room—the one where I used to live, before I persuaded Marty Brinckerhoff to build The Little City for me and mine. Some mad predecessor to Brinckerhoff had put it up thirty years before, back when that sort of thing was the rage: an entire hotel constructed in the image of an elephant. Complete with tusks and a trunk, an observation deck up in its howdah, shops and penny arcades and entire shows and dance halls jammed into its immense legs. At night its yellow eyes shined out over the boardwalk and the ocean, some rough beast lurking amidst the more respectable hotels.
It had been slowly chipped away over the years, like everything else at Coney: a wonder surpassed by many other wonders, its rooms filled up with whores and other human flotsam. I had lived in my little room with only the bed, a basin, a table and chair I sawed off myself—the management didn’t care much what you did, so long as you paid every week—and the black steamer trunk I had hauled through thirty seasons of grand expositions and international spectaculars and other such degradations.
It was too noisy to actually sleep at night, with the mabs and their customers. The tin roof broiled when the sun was out, and it rang like hammers on an anvil when it rained. Fortunately, I had work: barker for a Son of Ham act among the Luna Park sideshows:
Hit the nigger Hit the nigger in the head Three balls for the price of five Three balls and a big prize if you can hit the nigger in the head!
Luke, the poor, addled Negro they had for the act, would stick his head through a crude yellow drawing of the moon, and grin a great, toothless grin at the crowd. It was a terrifying sight: his old prizefighter’s head, gnarled as an apple branch, odd lumps and contusions sticking up on all sides. Let’s face it, you could never get a man to do such work if he wasn’t more than a little punch-drunk already.
It wasn’t hard work—for me, anyway. I didn’t have to do very much, and how quickly and viciously the baseballs would start to fly! Real, hard-cored baseballs, too, tight as the ones Christy Mathewson threw up at the Polo Grounds. The rubes so excited to score a hit that half the time they didn’t even remember their prizes, and every hour or so I had to take old Luke back behind the stand and wash him down so the whole thing didn’t get too gory for the family crowd. Well, let’s just say that it was a less than edifying profession.
There were worse jobs on Coney Island, believe it or not—at least, worse jobs for me. Over at Steeplechase Park, where the paying customers came off the mechanical horses, there was another one of my kind: a smirking, demonic caricature of a dwarf, done up in a harlequin’s suit and hat and painted face.
I had watched him, chasing all the flushed-faced clerks, and the day laborers, and the factory girls, with a cattle prod, driving them back across the blowholes that sent the women’s skirts billowing up around their ears—and all for the benefit of their fellow patrons, sitting up in the bleachers of the Laughing Gallery. He made them howl: the men high-stepping through the air, holding their hands on their backsides like Mack Sennett’s Keystones—the women running and squeaking in fear, holding their hands over their sexes.
He leapt and skipped across his stage after them, pumping his tiny fists. Leering and winking back at the gallery, and all of them roaring back at him—all the the lady’s maids and the hod carriers, the streetcar conductors and waitresses and peanut politicians, rubbing their own damaged behinds.
Sometimes a big man would try to catch him, but the little demon was too quick. He scuttled around him, back and forth between his pursuer’s legs, harlequin’s pointed hat sliding back and forth over his greased white head—flogging away at the man’s genitals until he screamed for mercy.
As I watched, a once-innocent young girl tried to get by. She looked unsettled already by the shenanigans on the Steeplechase, plump, greasy fingerstains visible on the bosom of her white shirtwaist. The crowd screamed as he advanced on her, oversized clown’s head lolling grotesquely. He drove her backwards, terrified, the girl clutching her hands to her chest—her fellow passengers scurrying by, just glad to be unnoticed. Once outside, they exhaled in relief—and took their own seats among the screaming faces in the Laughing Gallery.
I had to turn away. That was my greatest fear, before the construction of The Little City, that I could be compelled by necessity to take such a situation. That is always the thing with depravity: just when you think you’ve plumbed the very depths, there’s always someplace lower to fall.
By night, I made my nocturnal rambles around the Bowery. It was there that I saw her—on an earlier, more successful visit to the Dudes, and the Grand Duke’s Theatre. The love of my life, my queen and empress of The Little City. The Mad Carlotta.
I was at the bar when he brought her in, just dipping into a whiskey sweetened with hot rum and camphor and benzene, and a few loose sweepings of cocaine and sawdust. You couldn’t get drinks like that just anywhere, or maybe you could.
He was calling himself Marconi, Master of the Invisible Airwaves, after the famous wop, all done up with waxed moustaches and greased-down hair. He even had a cape. He brought her in slung under one arm, like a salesman’s valise. Swung her right up on the bar, like a real doll, no more than three feet tall as she was, and announced himself to the denizens of the Grand Duke’s in his thunderous, idiot’s voice:
La-dies and gen-tel-men! Intro-ducing a small sample of the even-ing’s enter-tain-ment: The Incredible—Mechanical—Thum-be-lina!
She sat up there perfectly still, among the glasses and the puddles of needled beer, in her tattered black mantilla, and for just a moment I thought maybe she was a doll. I had never seen one of us who looked so perfect. Her hair was dressed in dolly curls, and her cheeks were painted with red dolly circles, but there was no obscuring the fine, porcelain skin, her blue china eyes staring rapturously out into space. Everything was there, in exquisite miniature, limbs and head and bosom—a perfect, little woman’s body.
I was in love.
The latest in mechanical genius which I, the great Marconi, have invested with life through the invisible Kingdom of the Air!
He flung his hands up, in a cheap, dramatic flourish—just the sort of thing the boy toughs loved—and she began to move. First her head, shifting haughtily, slowly, a few inches from one side to the other, like a doll’s head would move. It seemed to take forever, and by the time her perfect, porcelain profile was turned to us, we were mesmerized.
It’s a miracle!
He’s another Edison!
Yet she was not done yet. Slowly, slowly, with incredible, doll-like restraint, she began to move her right arm. The tiny, white, perfect thumb and fingers extended rigidly. They began to move up and down, up and down, in a steady, slicing motion—looking to me like nothing so much as the expressed desire to cut off all our heads.
Look! It’s a blessing!
She’s blessing us! It’s luck, it’s luck!
That’s all for now! Showtime in one hour!
the ersatz Marconi cried, scooping her off the bar and shoving her back under his cape—limbs still extended in perfect, rigid, dolly fashion.
Fraud! White slaver! He’s no more Marconi than macaroni!
I shouted from my stool, in vain falsetto. I was pushed aside, swept away by the real boys, crowding up around the stage, eagerly awaiting her reappearance.
"Could she be real?"
What else can she do? Everything?
I had to stay and watch then. I don’t know if it was the whiskey—or the sawdust sweepings—but I knew I had to save her. It was my destiny.
The Grand Duke’s was packed for the show, word racing through the street like it always did. The boys could barely contain themselves for the opening acts, even through another appearance by their beloved Bowery Boy. Before he had finished smashing up the stage furniture, they were calling for her:
Thum-bel-ina! Thum-bel-ina!
Bring on the doll! Bring on the doll!
Next up was a barbershop quartet of