Buzz Kill
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Putting the dead in deadline
To Bee or not to Bee? When the widely disliked Honeywell Stingers football coach is found murdered, 17-year-old Millie is determined to investigate. She is chasing a lead for the school newspaper—and looking to clear her father, the assistant coach, and prime suspect.
Millie's partner is gorgeous, smart—and keeping secrets
Millie joins forces with her mysterious classmate Chase who seems to want to help her even while covering up secrets of his own.
She’s starting to get a reputation . . . without any of the benefits.
Drama—and bodies—pile up around Millie and she chases clues, snuggles Baxter the so-ugly-he’s-adorable bassett hound, and storms out of the world’s most awkward school dance/memorial mash-up. At least she gets to eat a lot of pie.
Best-selling author Beth Fantaskey’s funny, fast-paced blend of Clueless and Nancy Drew is a suspenseful page-turner that is the best time a reader can have with buried weapons, chicken clocks, and a boy who only watches gloomy movies . . . but somehow makes Millie smile. Bee-lieve it.
Beth Fantaskey
Beth Fantaskey is the author of Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side, Jessica Rules the Dark Side, Jekel Loves Hyde, and Buzz Kill. Shelives in rural Pennsylvania with her husband and two daughters.
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5This was so much fun. An endearing, funny main character, a nasty nemesis, well developed supporting characters.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Buzz Kill is a fun, enjoyable read by Beth Fantaskey. The story is a mystery with both romance and action elements in it. The main character, Millie, who reports for her high school newspaper, finds the body of the head football coach in a storage room with his head bashed in. There are many suspects to the killing including, Cheerleader Viv, who is Millie's self-described "arch-nemesis," Mike, who is a"disgraced football player," and quarterback, Chase, who is as mysterious as he is handsome. The main suspect, however, is Millie's father, Jack, who is an assistant football coach and town mayor. Millie has already lost her mother to cancer, and she can't afford to lose her other parent to prison.
As Millie investigates, she finds out more about Coach Killdare, both good and bad, and why lots of people had motive to kill him. She also discovers that there is a lot about Chase that she never could have imagined. When Mike Price is also killed, suspicion falls even more heavily on Millie's father, and she must expand her investigation if she is to keep him out of prison.
Millie's childhood hero is Nancy Drew, and this story reads like a modern version of a Nancy Drew mystery. Millie is extremely intelligent with a sarcastic sense of humor that makes her first-person account even more fun to read - an excellent young adult mystery. - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I got this as an ARC (thanks, Goodreads!) and really liked it. It was a quick, easy read, with some laugh out loud moments. The rivalry between Millie and Viv was very funny. The real killer surprised me; I didn't guess that one at all. Overall, a great book for teens who love mysteries and comedies.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Buzz Kill is a fun, enjoyable read by Beth Fantaskey. The story is a mystery with both romance and action elements in it. The main character, Millie, who reports for her high school newspaper, finds the body of the head football coach in a storage room with his head bashed in. There are many suspects to the killing including, Cheerleader Viv, who is Millie's self-described "arch-nemesis," Mike, who is a"disgraced football player," and quarterback, Chase, who is as mysterious as he is handsome. The main suspect, however, is Millie's father, Jack, who is an assistant football coach and town mayor. Millie has already lost her mother to cancer, and she can't afford to lose her other parent to prison.
As Millie investigates, she finds out more about Coach Killdare, both good and bad, and why lots of people had motive to kill him. She also discovers that there is a lot about Chase the she never could have imagined. When Mike Price is also killed, suspicion falls even more heavily on Millie's father, and she must expand her investigation if she is to keep him out of prison.
Millie's childhood hero is Nancy Drew, and this story reads like a modern version of a Nancy Drew mystery. Millie is extremely intelligent with a sarcastic sense of humor that makes her first-person account even more fun to read - an excellent young adult mystery. - Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5Buzz Kill is quite aptly named; a 2015 Lone Star pick, I had high expectations going in, and they were promptly squashed. It opens with school reporter Millie ruminating on how it would be if a mean coach were killed...and then BAM, the coach is killed. Heavy-handed plot machinations burden this offering from Fantaskey.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5I found this book really enjoyable and hard to put down. The main character is Millie (who the heck names their kid Millicent these days?!) who is not particularly popular and whose only extracurricular activity is writing for the school newspaper. Chase is the star quarterback that every girl drools over, but he remains aloof. Viv is a cheerleader and Millie's arch-nemesis who is extremely jealous of the small victories that Millie has won over her throughout their school years. Now, it's senior year and the football coach has been killed. Millie's father is a main suspect so she decides to do some investigating (a la Nancy Drew). Plenty of hilarity and teen lovelorn-ness ensues. Yes, Millie's self-loathing and Chase's guilt did get on my nerves a bit, but they are teens and it fits with the backgrounds of their characters. I suspected the killer early on, but was by no means sure and there are several red herrings thrown in, so I wasn't sure until Millie was. I'll also say that, as a Librarian, I was pretty fond of the passages where Millie talks about "her" librarian and all things book and library related. But that was just a bonus - the story is fun and I'm glad I stumbled across it.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5This book hovered between 3 1/2 stars and 4. It was entertaining and enjoyable, but could have been even better. I wasn't totally caught up in it and I didn't quite buy into the personality quirks of the protagonist.The head football coach is a obnoxious blowhard, so when he turns up dead there's a lot of suspects including Millie's father, assistant head coach and mayor for the town. Millie, who marches to the beat of a different drummer, begins her own investigation into his death. She's helped by the mysterious, and quite good-looking, star quarterback Chase, who's hiding something and who Millie can't decide if she adores or dislikes. Then there's Viv, the evil cheerleader who seems to be around whenever something bad happens. Who killed Coach and, later, Mike the former quarterback? And will Millie figure out Chase's big secret?
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Buzz Kill by Beth FantaskeyThis is a realistic fiction novel about a murder mystery.Millie Ostermeyer is an unusual senior. She truly doesn't care what others think and does her own thing, making her "unique." She loves reading mysteries, particularly Nancy Drew. When she and the hot quarterback find the football coach murdered, Miller decides to solve the crime. She has many suspects, which include her father, although she knows her dad could never kill anyone! The quarterback, Chase, is mysterious. He doesn't reveal anything about himself and doesn't hang out at parties or with other people. When she and her friend Laura break into the Coach's house to look for clues, Millie discovers Chase already there.Chase is one of the few people who liked the Coach and agrees to help Millie discover his killer. They are an unlikely pair: unusual, unique Millie and charismatic, good-looking, smart, & mysterious Chase. As they investigate the murder, another murder happens, they are regularly abused by the lead detective, and Millie's dad becomes the #1 suspect. Add in a romance developing between Chase and Millie and her own dad's mysterious life and you get several mysteries to solve.I laughed many times through this light-hearted, fun book. I did not figure out who the murderer was although I rolled my eyes at not realizing the clues that had been dropped when the killer was revealed
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5When I was trying to explain what I was reading to someone I work with, I realized it's tough to categorize this book, and Millie Ostermeyer. At times, she's a tough cookie, the only member of the Philosophy Club, practically the only employee at the movie theater and battling her arch nemesis Viv for the best story in this year's school paper. Other times, she's a girl who needs her own librarian, takes comfort in wondering what Nancy Drew would do and has the support of two good besties. When Honeywell High's football coach, the loud and abrasive Hank Kildare is found bludgeoned to death, Millie's involvement is immediate, with her assistant coach father topping the list of suspects. Quarterback and loner Chase Albright becomes a interesting partner for Millie, he's a boy who has many secrets of his own. Her father is no Keith Mars, but Millie's smarts but her right up there with V. Mars. I really enjoyed finding this book to read--as our library has gotten smaller with the addition of reserve shelves and computer stations, I don't often happen upon a random read right at my branch.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Hold on a sec while I wipe tears of laughter from my face. This book was one that I won from Goodreads First Reads, but I set it aside and ignored it, reading other books I thought I’d enjoy more before I finally reached for it. And now I feel like an idiot for having waited so long to pick it up, because the whole thing was HILARIOUS. I laughed through the entire book. This is a story that’ll just make you feel good, which is funny considering it’s a murder mystery. And see, usually murder mysteries aren’t the first genre I gravitate towards (which explains my initial reluctance). But through all of the snooping and sleuthing, Millie Ostermeyer is a quirky and witty and entirely unique character. Her voice is undeniably comical. You know what else is funny? Usually I go for some heavy handed swoons in my YA, but this book has more subtle chemistry and romance that is absolutely FREAKING ADORABLE. Also frustrating at times, but ultimately adorable seems a fitting adjective. There were times when I felt that Millie’s reactions were definite overreactions, and I’d pull my head back and blink and wonder, Why did you make such a big deal about that? She had her fair share of juvenile tendencies (it felt like a younger read), but I still couldn’t help but love her character. No matter how often she questions her personality and compares herself with others, she still stays true to who she is and learns that who she is is important. (Although admittedly her self-deprecation could be a little much.) And the mystery aspect? I think I ended up with at least five different conclusions as to who the killer is. Every time I thought, AHA! I have you now! I would be proved wrong (as well as foolish). But once I did catch on to who the killer was, I only swayed from my suspicion once. This book kept me in the dark as to the identity of the culprit for most of the book, which is something I love because who wants to know who did it throughout the whole thing? That totally ruins all the fun of being blindsided! I really enjoyed this book! It kept me laughing and smiling and generally upbeat, even with the depressing back stories and false accusations and ongoing homicide cases. 4/5 STARS;)
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Seventeen year old Millie Ostermeyer and her new friend Chase Albright team up to try to discover who killed hated football coach Hank Killdaire.The only problem I had with this book was the way the author depicted the main character, Millie. She was suppose to be a seventeen year old senior in high school but through out the book I kept picturing her as being younger. I felf Millie was very immature for seventeen.The book had a good mystery that kept me wanting to find out who the killer was.I also felt that 360 pages was a little too long for this story.
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Buzz Kill - Beth Fantaskey
Prologue
Fall, Junior Year
Head football coach Hollerin’ Hank
Killdare was having such a massive meltdown that even from where I was standing at the Booster Club’s concession stand, I could see his trademark blue vein popping in his neck and the usual flecks of spittle flying out of his mouth.
Well, maybe I couldn’t see the spit, but from the way demoted, one-time quarterback Mike Price—the object of the coach’s rant—kept flinching as Mr. Killdare tore into him, their noses inches apart, I was pretty sure Mike was getting a shower during the game.
Apparently, according to the beefy, balding coach, Mike, now a lowly running back, had done something boneheaded
and dim-witted
that was going to cost the Honeywell Stingers "the whole bleepin’ season."
As the student reporter assigned to cover that particular bleepin’
game—and daughter of Assistant Coach Jack Ostermeyer—I probably should’ve known what had just happened on the field. But the truth was, I didn’t really like sports and hadn’t been paying attention to the action, preferring to focus mainly on the book I’d brought with me—Understanding Kant: Concepts and Intuitions—and my pack of Twizzlers.
However, even I couldn’t overlook it when Mr. Killdare abruptly wheeled around and, completely unprovoked, drew back his big foot and booted our school’s costumed mascot, Buzz the Bee, right in the stinger, launching him across the sidelines. Which was—anybody would have to admit—pretty funny. Especially when Buzz, stumbling and flailing wildly, careened toward the cheerleaders and smashed directly into my archenemy, Vivienne Fitch, sending her sprawling on her butt, so everybody got a view up her flippy little cheer
skirt.
That really should’ve made me laugh, but I actually kind of winced. If this ends up on YouTube, Viv is going to murder Mr. Killdare AND stomp a poor, innocent bee.
As Viv jumped up and tried to act like she hadn’t just been publicly steamrolled by a guy in a bug suit, I tucked my book in my backpack and took out my reporter’s notebook, thinking I should at least find out what was causing Hollerin’ Hank to go nuclear—which also happened way too often in the gym classes he taught.
This guy is nuts, I thought, echoing stuff my dad said all the time. A total whack job!
In fact, I was pretty sure my father was thinking something along those lines right then as he approached Mr. Killdare, obviously trying to get him to cool down. My dad was rabid about football, too, but at least he didn’t literally foam at the mouth, unlike Hollerin’ Hank.
Come on, Hank,
I heard Dad coaxing while I edged past Principal Bertram B. Woolsey, who I thought should’ve done something more than bite his neatly manicured nails. And, pushing farther through the crowd, I heard a lot of parents and other fans muttering about why a foul-mouthed blowhard continued to be allowed to work with kids. Sentiments I knew they’d forget when the Stingers won yet another state championship trophy for our school’s already full case. I think that’s enough, now!
Dad added. Enough!
But Hollerin’ Hank wasn’t done yet. In fact, he spun around and confronted my father, actually drawing back his fist.
I knew my dad could fight his own battles—his conflicts with Mr. Killdare were pretty much the stuff of legends. And more to the point, I was only five foot two and weighed about one hundred pounds, despite a steady diet of cheeseburgers and Little Debbie products. But without even thinking, I dropped everything and started to run to my father’s aid.
Before I could get there, though, the new quarterback, Chase Albright, stepped in.
Wrapping his hand around Coach Killdare’s big forearm, he stopped what had seemed like an inevitable punch.
The two guys stood there for a long time, Chase’s obscenely perfect, thick, dirty-blond hair riffling in the breeze, while everybody else seemed to suck in a collective nervous breath. Even the cheerleaders stopped chattering for once.
I glanced at the sidelines and saw that Viv was clutching her shivering pompoms to her locally legendary cleavage—and glaring at Mr. Killdare like she hoped for a fight. One that would result in the coach getting his butt kicked to the grass. I also caught a glimpse of my French teacher, Mademoiselle Lois Beamish, who was pressing her hands to her also large, but somehow not as attractive, chest, as though she was terrified for Chase, her prize student. And I once again thought, Ugh. She has a crush on him!
Then I returned my attention to Chase, who was saying something to Coach Killdare—although so quietly that I couldn’t hear a word. But whatever he uttered . . . It made Mr. Killdare’s face fade from crimson to pink, and his hands fall to his sides.
I stared at Chase—a mysterious, reportedly uber-rich kid who’d transferred from some pricey academy
that nobody seemed quite able to pinpoint—wondering, What are you? A crazy-coach whisperer?
Honestly, it seemed possible, because the next thing I knew, Hollerin’ Hank pulled free of Chase and addressed Mike in a brusque, but civilized, tone. Price—you’re benched.
Then, as Mike sat down to sulk, Mr. Killdare and my dad exchanged some gruff coaching-type words and the game got underway again, as if nothing had happened.
Retrieving my stuff from the ground—and brushing a footprint off my notebook—I climbed into the bleachers, trying to pay more attention, so I’d at least have something for the Honeywell High Gazette. But my mind kept wandering, and as the fourth quarter drew to a close, I found myself doodling a picture of the heavyset, universally despised coach with a knife in his chest and x’s for eyes, next to the word Inevitable?
And just to pass the time, I inked a list of suspects, if the murder ever really did happen.
Dad (It’s true!! Wants that head coach glory!)
Mike Price—disgraced football hero, probably losing chance for scholarship
Mike’s parents—soon paying $$$ for college for meathead son!
I glanced again at the sidelines, where Viv had resumed hopping around with a scary-false smile on her plastic face, and added her, too.
V.F.—humiliated in bee incident + natural born killer
Then I tapped my pen against my chin, recalling a kid who’d recently been taken away in an ambulance during one of Mr. Killdare’s controversial two-a-day
football practices, and who still wasn’t back in school. Rumor was, Roy Boyles had shriveled in the hot afternoon sun and might be a vegetable—or worse. I set pen to paper, writing Roy’s family?
along with
Principal Woolsey—stuck with nutcase on staff (☹ tenure!)
Anyone who’s ever met Coach, exc. his mother (maybe)
Okay, maybe it wasn’t the most narrow, practical list.
Then I also sketched a tall guy in a football uniform, with a question mark on his jersey, along with the query
SERIOUSLY—WHO IS CHASE?
I was a decent reporter when I put my mind to it, and I’d read about fifteen classic Nancy Drew books with my mom, back when I was nine, so I considered myself pretty well equipped to solve mysteries. But as I watched the enigmatic guy who was rumored to be either in the witness protection program, a teen CIA agent, or royalty slumming it to learn the ways of commoners—seriously, folks?—I had a feeling I’d never get that question answered.
Bending my head again, I retraced the question mark on Chase’s jersey, darkening it, because he might not have been—as I guessed—anything more than a phenomenally snobby kid who thought he was way too good for our school, but Chase Albright definitely seemed to know how to keep his secrets.
Chapter 1
There were probably a million things we seniors could’ve—or should’ve—done on the rainy day in early September when nobody showed up to teach our first-period gym class. Such as, say, choose somebody to lead calisthenics while we waited for a real teacher. Or organize some kind of game, with a ball.
But as the minutes ticked on with no sign of Coach Hollerin’ Hank Killdare or a substitute, most of us wandered back to the locker rooms, got our stuff, then sat down on the mats usually used for crunches and proceeded to text, study, or—in my case—read Montaigne’s Collected Essays.
Only my best friend, Laura Bugbee, seemed unhappy about what most of us accepted as a stroke of good luck. I mean, I was okay with not running laps for one day. But Laura’s conscience, at least, couldn’t rest.
Millie . . . Don’t you think we ought to tell somebody that Mr. Killdare didn’t show up?
she fretted. Like Principal Woolsey? Maybe Coach had a heart attack in his office!
She looked toward the guys’ locker room with genuine concern in her brown eyes. "Maybe he’s dying in there. He looks like he has high blood pressure!"
Laura was probably right about Coach Killdare’s constricted veins, especially since his one positive claim to fame—off the football field—was consuming, in one sitting, a sixty-ounce porterhouse at the local Sir Loin’s Steakhouse—a feat I aspired to myself someday. But my friend’s imagination was definitely running away with her.
Think about it, Laura,
I said, shutting my book reluctantly, because I’d been very intrigued by Montaigne’s arguments against formal education. If Mr. Killdare was dead or dying in his office, don’t you think the guys would’ve noticed when they changed? I mean, I doubt the boys’ locker room is a model of order or hygiene, but I don’t think somebody could die in there without attracting some attention.
Laura seemed somewhat reassured, but she still scrunched up her eyebrows, scanning the gym through her wire rims. Maybe. But we could ask one of the guys to check. Just to be safe.
She frowned. I wish Ryan was in this class. He’d do it.
She was referring to our friend Ryan Ronin, who was a nice guy. However, Ryan was also a football player and complained endlessly about how Hollerin’ Hank treated him. I don’t know if even Ry would get off his butt to save Mr. Killdare,
I noted. I’d say it’s fifty-fifty.
Would anybody bother to save Coach Killdare if he ever really was in trouble?
All at once—although I was still pretty sure our teacher was probably stuck in the long morning drive-through line at Dunkin’ Donuts or something like that—I recalled a list I’d made the previous year, when I’d been bored at a football game. A roll call of people who might actually want to kill the coach, and not just by failing to resuscitate him. If I remembered correctly, I’d been able to think of at least six—or possibly sixty—individuals, including my own dad, who’d probably like to stick a knife into Hollerin’ Hank’s overtaxed heart.
Then that weird thought was interrupted by the sound of a ball being dribbled, and I realized somebody had finally started using the equipment.
Laughing, I nudged Laura. Hey, Chase is up and full of energy. Why don’t you ask him to check the locker room?
I believed Laura was genuinely concerned about Mr. Killdare—but obviously not enough to approach a guy she’d worshiped from afar, ever since his transfer to Honeywell. No, that’s okay!
she sort of cried, her face getting red.
Oh, come on,
I teased, grabbing her arm, like I was going to drag her over to where Chase Albright was alone, shooting hoops. He was a one-man team, sinking a shot, retrieving it, and going in for a lay-up—all with the lazy, I-don’t-give-a-damn-who’s-watching, but-don’t-ask-to-join-me vibe that he always managed to give off. Chase was, I thought, the embodiment of aloof. Which apparently didn’t bother Laura or a lot of other girls, who seemed perversely drawn to his inaccessibility—and, I supposed, the way he looked in his T-shirt and shorts. Even I—who had nada for Chase—couldn’t deny that he filled out a gym uniform pretty well. And his face, with those blue eyes that gave away nothing . . . There wasn’t much to criticize there, either.
My grip on Laura loosening, I studied Chase as he did another lay-up, his hair managing to gleam under the fluorescent lights, just as it had on a sunny day when I’d doodled his picture with a question mark on his chest.
And I still don’t know much about Chase—except that he likes to watch moody foreign films that no other kids go to. But I can’t seem to ask him what’s up with that when I sell him his single ticket from my claustrophobic booth at the Lassiter Bijou . . .
You think he’s amazing, too.
Laura’s accusation brought me back to reality, and I realized I was still holding her arm. She pulled away, giving me a smug look. You practically went catatonic, watching him!
I did not,
I protested, my cheeks getting warm. A propensity to blush for virtually no reason was the curse of being a redhead. "I find him interesting, I explained.
How can a guy who should be the most popular person in school—a guy everybody wants to be around—seem to have zero friends, let alone a girlfriend?"
At least, Chase had never brought a date, or anybody else, to the theater where I worked, as required by my father, who insisted that earning minimum wage built character.
I heard there’s a picture of a girl in his locker,
Laura informed me, both of us again observing Chase, who’d switched to taking shots from the free-throw line. A very pretty girl.
Really?
I turned to Laura, intrigued. Who is she?
Laura shrugged. Nobody knows. Probably a girlfriend at his old school.
Interesting. And where, exactly, is that school . . .?
I was just about to voice that question when somebody behind me butted into the conversation, saying in a supersnarky, high-pitched voice, Dream on, ladies! Especially you, Millicent. Because Chase Albright is exactly one million miles out of your league.
Knowing that things were about to get very, very bad—probably for me—I slowly, reluctantly, turned to see who had joined us.
Oh, crud . . . Here we go!
Chapter 2
You may have phenomenally dumb luck with some things, Millie Ostermeyer, but you will never be with my future boyfriend," Vivienne Fitch advised me. She towered over me, having already changed out of her gym clothes and into a pair of heels that were forbidden on the polished floor, like she was sure Mr. Killdare wouldn’t make a last-minute appearance. Because, seriously . . . heels? He’d make her run ten laps in her stilettos, then force her to rent a power sander to buff out the scratches. Because no twist of fate,
Viv added, short of an accident with sheep shears, can save you from that mess on your head. It’s like a flag that says ‘I will always be alone.’
I wasn’t sure he understood the joke, but her simian sidekick, Mike Price, snorted a laugh. Viv treated Mike like dirt—right down to openly expressing interest in Chase—but he continued to serve her like a butler and shamelessly sucked up because he was desperate to get in her pants. Good one, Viv,
he grunted. A flag. That’s funny.
Ignoring him, I peered up at Viv. First of all, I don’t give a rat’s derrière about Chase Albright. And no offense, but I don’t think you should get your hopes up. I seriously doubt he’s dying to date a girl who just showed up on national TV getting trampled by a giant bee—in slow motion, no less.
Indeed, an amateur cell phone video of Viv getting crushed on the sidelines of a football game by Stingers’ mascot Buzz had resurfaced after going viral the year before. Just when it had seemed like Cheerleader BuzzKill
had gone dormant forever—after upward of a million YouTube hits—ESPN had resurrected it for a bloopers show celebrating the start of the high school football season. Talk about national exposure—of Viv’s butt.
She jabbed a finger at me, a murderous gleam in her eyes. I swear, if you had anything to do with that—
Viv, I do not spend my time videotaping you,
I promised her. That whole thing was Mr. Killdare’s fault. He’s the one who kicked Buzz. Go threaten him!
Speaking of which,
Laura interrupted, have you seen Coach Killdare, Viv? Because I’m kind of worried about him.
Viv seemed to think Laura’d lost her mind. I have no idea where he is,
she snapped, and I don’t care if Hank Killdare fell through a wormhole into another dimension!
I had to admit I grudgingly admired her grasp of time-space portals.
Not only did he humiliate me,
she continued, her voice rising, but if he gives me one more D for not climbing that stupid rope, I might not get into Harvard. I don’t care what the hell happened to him!
Ouch. That was harsh. And why was she assuming that something had really happened
? Had there been, say, a four-car pileup that the rest of us weren’t privy to yet?
If you’d just eat something,
I suggested, not unkindly, maybe you could climb the rope—and be in a better mood.
Not all of us have freakish metabolisms and can stuff our faces all day,
Viv countered. She glanced at my chest. "Although if I were you, I’d wish I could gain weight somewhere."
Ooh, a flat-chest wisecrack. Those never got old.
Grabbing my book, I finally stood up, as did Laura. What do you really want, Viv?
She crossed her arms. "I’m here to remind you that you have an overdue story for the Gazette. And I want it on my desk, ASAP."
I knew that Vivienne didn’t care about that stupid story, and was, as usual, reminding
me that as student editor of the paper, she was technically my boss for the year. One who took twisted delight in giving me the worst assignments—including this latest snoozer, about some chinks in a cinder-block wall, for crying out loud.
Viv, if you honestly think I’m going to schlep out to the football field to look at a few cracks in the bleachers—
"Oh, I don’t just think you’ll do that. She cut me off.
I expect to see a story about the stadium’s major structural problems on my desk by the end of the day. And I want quotes from Mayor Jack Ostermeyer, too, explaining why this boondoggle of a school that he wanted so badly not only gives people cancer, but is already falling apart at the seams."
Laura sucked in a sharp breath because that was low, even by Viv’s standards.
My dad had fought for the construction of our state-of-the-art school, but that stuff about people getting sick because it stood on the site of an old factory . . . That had all been disproved—after nearly costing Dad an election. And my mom had died of an aggressive form of leukemia, back when I was ten. Viv should never even have uttered the word cancer
around me, after what my family had been through.
You’ll get your story when I feel like writing it,
I growled, feeling Laura’s fingers twine around my arm, like she was ready to hold me back. "And if you bug me again, you’ll have cracks in your head."
Viv and I had a long history of pushing each other’s buttons, but she seemed to realize she’d gone too far. I could see it in her cold, sharky blue eyes. She didn’t back down, though—and certainly didn’t apologize. I’ll give you two more days,
she advised me. She summoned her minion. Come on, Mike. Let’s get out of here.
I’d almost forgotten Mike was there, and he was equally oblivious to me. Following his gaze, I realized that his dull eyes were trained on Chase, who was still shooting hoops.
Mike’s a mean kid who’s still pissed about Chase getting his quarterback spot—and killing any shot he had at a college scholarship. And he really blames Mr. Killdare—
Mike,
Viv snapped again, so her lackey surfaced from his trance. Let’s go.
I watched them walk across the gym, Viv’s heels clicking, until Laura ventured, Hey, sorry about what she just said,
Bending, I grabbed my mat since class was almost over. You don’t have to apologize. You’re not the soulless psychopath.
Laura began to roll up her mat, too. You know she’s really just jealous of you.
Yes,
I agreed. I inspire envy in every Ivy-League-bound cheerleader with long, blond hair and what I swear is a surgically altered nose.
You are prettier than Vivienne,
Laura insisted. Before I could protest, she added, You know she envies how easily stuff comes to you, and your red hair was the first thing she ever got jealous about. Remember how you won that costume contest in third grade, just by wearing a trash bag and making a ponytail on top of your head?
I grinned. Yeah, I was a volcano. While Viv’s family spent, like, a thousand dollars to dress her up as Snow White.
I could still picture Viv stamping her crystal-encrusted shoes as I’d accepted a plastic pumpkin full of candy and marched down Market Street, leading Honeywell’s Halloween parade.
And then there was the time you saved that kid at camp when he almost drowned in the lake,
Laura reminded me. "That was huge."
I was actually begging Kenny Kaluka to stop pulling on me,
I admitted. I kept trying to pry his fingers off my arm the whole time I was dragging him to shore.
Well, you came off like a hero—and got Camper of the Year, even though Viv had dominated pretty much everything all summer, from archery to canoe racing.
Laura frowned. And then you won that Peacemaker thing last year . . . That was probably the last straw.
She was talking about the National Pacemaker Awards, which were the equivalent of Pulitzer Prizes for student journalists. And she was right about Viv having a conniption when I’d won for feature writing, for a sappy story about our school’s blind crossing guard. I hadn’t even technically entered—the Gazette’s eager new advisor, Mr. Sokowski, had filled out the paperwork—but I’d come home with the honors.
That did tick her off pretty badly,
I agreed. She didn’t even get honorable mention for her piece on bulimic cheerleaders.
I shrugged. Too clichéd, I think.
And she’s obviously still mad about your father beating hers for mayor, too,
Laura noted as we walked toward the equipment storage closet. "She’s got it in for you and your dad."
Well . . .
I tossed my mat into a bin. In less than a year, Viv and I will part ways forever. I’d say the odds of my accidentally shining again at her expense are pretty slim.
I looked once more at Chase. Good thing I really don’t have designs on him. Viv would destroy me if I ever stole
a guy she liked!
Laura was also watching the mysterious Mr. Albright—of course. But she didn’t think I should keep my distance. On the contrary, she suggested, Hey, maybe you could do an exposé on Chase and win another one of those Peacemakers. He is a total—gorgeous—puzzle.
I reached for the door to the locker room. I’m pretty sure what I’d uncover would earn the headline ‘Self-Absorbed Rich Kid Too Snooty for Small Town.’ Which is not exactly a man-bites-dog story.
I kind of snorted. Let’s face it. Nobody from Honeywell, Pennsylvania, will ever win the investigative reporting prize. What the heck would you look into?
Laura and I both laughed, then, because nothing significant—not counting football championships—ever happened