The Weird World of Words: A Guided Tour
By Mitchell Symons and Andrew Pinder
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Did you know that ‘Almost’ is the longest word in the English language with all of its letters in alphabetical order ? Or that ‘Stewardesses’ is the longest word you can type solely with your left hand? Or that fireflies aren’t actually flies, they’re beetles? From information about words and their uses, to useful lists of things you never knew had names, palindromes, famous lines from literature and film, bizarre test answers and more, The Weird World of Words is bursting with truly oddball facts about words and language—and will have you hooked from the very first page.
Mitchell Symons
Mitchell Symons is the author of Why Girls Can't Throw, as well as This Book, That Book, and The Other Book. The creator of dozens of crossword, trivia, and humor books, Symons is a columnist for London's Sunday Express.
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The Weird World of Words - Mitchell Symons
INTRODUCTION
I had so much fun compiling Numberland, a book devoted to number-related trivia, that I decided to do the same for words. I wanted to call it Wordworld, (a bit of) a pun on Numberland, but my publisher, Louise Dixon, disagreed with that notion. The truth is, even after some sixty-odd books (the books weren’t odd — well, not ALL of them — but the figure is approximate and therefore ‘odd’), I’m useless at titles — except for other people’s books where I’m surprisingly inventive. Just can’t do it for myself.
So much for the title. The book itself was pure joy to compile. Among the many things I learned, my absolute favorite was an obsolete English word — scurryfunge — which means a hasty cleaning of the house between the time you see a neighbor and the time she knocks on the door. What’s not to like? I hope you have as much fun reading this as I did writing it. Now for some acknowledgements:
I’d like to thank my wonderful publisher Louise Dixon, with whom I’ve worked for some twenty years without ever having a cross word (which must be some kind of record). My editor, Gabriella Nemeth, has done a fine job of turning the sow’s ear I sent her into the silk purse you have before you. A big word of praise too for the illustrator, Andrew Pinder.
In addition, I’d also like to thank the following people for their help, contributions and/or support: Gilly Adams, Jenny Garrison, Nicholas Ridge, Charlie Symons, Jack Symons, Louise Symons, Penny Symons, David Thomas, Martin Townsend, Clair Woodward and Rob Woolley.
—MITCHELL SYMONS, 2014
THE NAMES OF THINGS YOU DIDN’T KNOW HAD NAMES
Adelaster: meaning ‘unknown star’ in Greek, this is the name given to newly discovered plants awaiting classification by botanists
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Aglet: the plastic covering on the end of a shoelace
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Aphthongs: silent letters (in words such as the ‘k’ in ‘know’ and the ‘p’ in ‘psychology’)
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Armsate: the hole in a shirt or a sweater through which you put your hand and arm
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Bonnet: the cap on a fire hydrant
Brannock device: the metal instrument used in shoe shops to measure feet
Brassard: a band worn around the arm
Buccula: a person’s double chin
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Columella: the bottom part of the nose that separates the nostrils
Contrail: the thin line of cloud that forms behind an aircraft at high altitudes
Diastema: a gap between the front teeth
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Drupelets: the bumps on raspberries
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Epithalamium: a poem written to celebrate a wedding
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Eyes: the holes in Swiss cheese
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Ferrule: the metal band on the top of a pencil that holds the eraser in place
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F-hole: the S-shaped opening in a violin
Fillip: the technical term for snapping your fingers
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Gambrinous: the state of being full of beer
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Griffonage: illegible handwriting
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Gruntle: a pig’s snout
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Harp: the metal hoop a lampshade sits on
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IDEO locator: the ‘you are here’ arrow on a map
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Jiffy: 1/100th of a second
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Keeper: the loop on a belt that holds the end in place after it has passed through the buckle
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Lalochezia: the use of swearing to relieve stress or pain
Lemniscate: the infinity symbol
Lunt: a puff of smoke, such as that produced when someone smokes a pipe
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Lunula: the white tip of the finger and toenail (because the end of the nail is rounded like the moon)
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Minimus: the little finger or toe
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Mucophagy: the consumption of the nasal mucus obtained from nose-picking
Nemophilia: the love of spending time in forests.
Nittles: the punctuation marks designed to denote swear words in comics
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Obdormition: when an arm or a leg goes to ‘sleep’ as a result of numbness caused by pressure on a nerve
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Octothorpe: the ‘pound’ key (#)
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Ophyron: the space between your eyebrows
Pandiculation: the act of stretching and yawning
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Peen: on a hammer, the end opposite the striking face
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Pips: the little bumps on the surface of a table tennis bat
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Porcelator: the little hole in the sink that lets water drain out instead of flowing over the side
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Purlicue: the space between the extended thumb and index finger
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Rasceta: the creases on the inside of your wrist
Rowel: the revolving star on the back of a cowboy’s spurs
Saddle: the rounded part on the top of a book of matches
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Sillage: the faint trace of perfume left in the wake of a passing person
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Snarge: the remains of birds hit by airplanes in flight
Tines: the prongs on forks
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Tittle: the dot above the letter ‘i’
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Toque: a chef ’s tall hat
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Tragus: the little lump of flesh just in front of the ear canal
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Truck: the ball on top of a flagpole
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Ullage: the word for empty space between the bottle top and the liquid
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Vamp: the upper front part of a shoe
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Vibrissae: a cat’s whiskers
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Walla: a sound engineer’s term for room noise
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Zarf: a holder for a cup or a mug without handles
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(There is no single word for the back of the knee.)
A WORD TO THE WISE, PART ONE DID YOU KNOW...
Stewardesses is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
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The only fifteen-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
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If you mouth the word colorful to someone, it looks like you’re saying, I love you.
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Just 1,000 words make up 90 percent of all writing.
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No word in the English language rhymes with orange, silver, or month.
Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters mt
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Queue is the only word in the English language to be pronounced the same way even if the last four letters are removed.
Zenith, tariff, sherbet, algebra, carafe, syrup, cotton, mattress, and alcohol are all derived from Arabic.
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Almost is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
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Appeases, arraigning, hotshots, signings, and teammate all have letters which occur twice and only twice.
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In England, the syllable -ough can be pronounced nine different ways — as evidenced by the following sentence: ‘A rough, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman emerged from a slough to walk through the streets of Scarborough, coughing and hiccoughing.’
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The sentence He believed Caesar could see people seizing the seas
contains seven different spellings of the ‘ee’ sound.
FUN WITH WORDS
WORDS THAT ARE RARELY USED IN THE SINGULAR:
trivia (singular: trivium)
paparazzi (paparazzo)
assizes (assize)
auspices (auspice)
timpani (timpano)
minutiae (minutia)
grafitti (grafitto)
scampi (scampo)
scruples (scruple)
measles (measle)
WORDS THAT ARE RARELY USED IN THE POSITIVE:
(in)advertent
(im)maculate
(in)clement
(dis)consolate
(in)delible
(un)furl
(in)sipid
(un)speakable
(un)kempt
(in)corrigible
(im)placable
(in)effable
(un)wieldy
(in)nocuous,
(im)pervious
(un)expurgated
(im)peccable
(in)evitable
WHERE’S IT FROM?
SNIPER
This goes back to the days when marksmen would hone their skills by shooting snipe (wading birds) —