Truck: A Love Story
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Hilarious and heartfelt, Truck: A Love Story is the tale of a man struggling to grow his own garden, fix his old pickup, and resurrect a love life permanently impaired by Neil Diamond. In the process, he sets his hair on fire, is attacked by wild turkeys, and proposes marriage to a woman in New Orleans. The result is a surprisingly tender testament to love.
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“A touching and very funny account. . . . Thoroughly engaging.” —New York Times
“Part Bill Bryson, part Anne Lamott, with a skim of Larry the Cable Guy and Walt Whitman creeping around the edges.” —Lincoln Journal Star
“Perry takes each moment, peeling it, seasoning it with rich language, and then serving it to us piping hot and fresh.” —Chicago Tribune
“A reminder, by a talent of the hinterlands, to celebrate small-town life and to treasure human relationships.” —Kirkus Reviews
Michael Perry
Michael Perry is a humorist, radio host, songwriter, and the New York Times bestselling author of several nonfiction books, including Visiting Tom and Population: 485, as well as a novel, The Jesus Cow. He lives in northern Wisconsin with his family and can be found online at www.sneezingcow.com.
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- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5This book showed the route of a large, red truck through the city. The colorful pages follow the turns and directions that the truck takes. This book could be used to connect to real life situations, learning about interstates, highways, and traffic signs. This book could be used to give a visual transportation lesson.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Picture book about trucks and transportation.
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5I thought my son would have loved it because he loves trucks - but not a huge fan of this one. The illustrations are a bit busy.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Another wonderful Donald Crews book, this time about a truck! Find out all about trucks in this wonderfully illustrated book! Donald Crews is definitely one of my new favorite children's book authors! Adding this one to the collection :)
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Colorful, a must for truck-lovers.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5We've checked this out a couple of times, and my son and I have enjoyed it every time. There aren't any words in this book; just pictures of a truck's journey as he picks up his cargo, travels across states, and unloads his cargo. It has busy, descriptive pictures, and you can really make the story into whatever you want. Since there are no words, my son doesn't get distracted from the pictures. I think when he's older and starts making his own stories, he'll like this book because he'll be able to make it into whatever he wants. All in all, a great book if your little one is into trucks and cars and whatnot.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A truck's journey to deliver a package - told with no words.
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Truck - Michael Perry
INTRODUCTION
THE STORY BEGINS on a pile of sheep manure the size of a yurt. Dad stacked it alongside the barn one winter, and I climbed it, a fact documented in a thirty-something-year-old photograph of a miniature me waving from the rounded peak, clearly thrilled to have summited the dung. My jacket is unzipped and the sun is bright, but the landscape is blank with snow, and the shading of the sky—bleached horizon rising to a zenith of cyanotic blue, and not a cloud to be seen—suggests the day was cold and deepens the green of the tall pines in the background. My hood is up, my pants are tucked inside rubber barn boots, and I am leaning on my sawed-off pitchfork as if it were an alpenstock. I am grinning like the hick spawn of the devil and Sir Edmund Hillary.
That spring, Dad hauled the manure away and spread it on the fields. The spot where the pile once stood was marked by a circle of earth stained dark by all the good juice that had percolated down. When Mom and Dad put in their big garden across the yard that year, they gave my brother John and me some sweet corn and pumpkin seeds to plant in the stain. The plants rocketed from the earth. In another photo taken later that summer, John and I are standing barefoot before the patch. It’s fairly early in the season—I can see the hay wagon docked at the elevator, meaning Dad was baling first crop—but the sweet corn has unfurled to the level of my shoulders and the pumpkin leaves are the width of a tractor seat.
I went through a long stretch of adolescence associating the garden with chores (specifically weeding), and then another long stretch of city living in which I had no garden at all, but when I moved to the village of New Auburn, Wisconsin, eight years ago and found myself in possession of a backyard, I began to get green urges. Beginning with a simple raised bed, I attempted to grow a portion of my own food. Eventually, the garden grew to include eight raised beds, a scattered collection of pots, and a mound of dirt left over when the raised beds and pots were filled.
I have proven to be not much of a gardener. For one thing, I spend too much time away from home. When it comes to gardening, there are distinct advantages to being present. For another thing, I lack specific knowledge and discipline. I tend to garden based on impulse and intuition. Apparently there are better ways. If my raised beds have any consistency, it is that they are anemic and squirrel-riddled. My garden gives me inner peace and salad, but it also yields cat turds and wilt. Still, my desire doesn’t die. Every year, I want to plant again. And I credit the memory of that sheep manure garden. I keep believing I can duplicate it. That I can just slap some seeds in the ground and they will come busting up. If you drove down the alley behind my old house this past winter and saw the light in the basement window above my gardening bench, or saw me bent over the raised beds transplanting seedlings in the spring or yanking weeds in the summer, or if you saw steam on my windows as I blanched the skins off the last of my tomatoes, that was me living out the annual year of the garden, driven in part by appetite and thrift, but also driven by a desire to reconnect with the little boy who loved to crawl between the stalks to a quiet place where he could listen as the sweet corn leaves scraped in the breeze. To rest his chin on his hands and peek through the shadowy tangle of vines to that one spot where the sun pierced the green canopy in a bright bolt and lit a powdery pumpkin blossom up all electric orange.
That same little boy once rapped his head on the windshield of his father’s old International pickup truck with such force that a sparkly spiderweb appeared in the glass. We can only guess what effect this had on the little boy, although we do know he grew up to have trouble doing fractions and once on the way home from swimming lessons at the big green lake in Chetek he grabbed the shift lever on the International and tried to downshift on the fly, which made his mother say something very sharp indeed, and to this day he is better at upshifting than downshifting, but then isn’t everybody? Lately it turns out it might have been his brother who threw the shift lever and he is misremembering, to which he replies, Holy Crap, look at the size of the crack in that windshield. We do know that the little boy grew up to have an International pickup of his own, which he loves very much but has to content himself with admiring it as it sits there, because it is not running and he does not know how to fix it. All in all he is content with this state of affairs because he likes to study the old truck as the still center of all the movement around it, something along the lines of the sleep of trees or stones,
as Simone de Beauvoir put it when describing Jean-Paul Sartre’s discussion of an inert chestnut tree, which we take to symbolize that the little boy is in way over his head. Returning to the adult version of me, prior to leaving on a recent extended road trip, I took my father aside and told him that were I to perish behind the wheel and the Iowa or some other state patrol were to return my belongings, he should know that while I was enjoying the twelve-cassette packet titled No Excuses: Existentialism and the Meaning of Life, I was not completely buying the Meaning of Life bit. The amateur study of philosophy is like taking a few laps with a NASCAR driver. You’re not qualified to do it on your own, you have no business behind the wheel, but for a few laps or paragraphs, you’re right in there with’em, and when it’s all over, you’ve learned something. Or, as my local fire chief once said, you’ve simply exasperated the situation.
And it remains difficult to get a philosopher to deliver a load of pig manure to your garden. So I really should get the truck going. It sits there falling apart with a case of nuclear cradle cap, thirsty for paint and a gas tank that won’t leak. The project would give me license to make numerous trips to Farm & Fleet, where the livestock section feels sadly ever more the equivalent of a hobby section, but the sign over the drinking fountain that says PLEASE NO TOBACCO JUICE remains, and consequently, so does hope. I don’t expect much, and the little pleasures suffice. This morning for coffee I ground four scoops of Farmer to Farmer Guatemalan Medium and when I pulled the grinder cap and sniffed, it was all I could do not to flop right over and shake my leg like a dog.
So. The year is planned. Grow a garden and recapture my youth. That, and get my decrepit 1951 L-120 International pickup truck running in time for deer hunting season in November.
Right off the bat, I got distracted by a woman.
CHAPTER 1
IRMA
I have the hots for Irma Harding. I wish I might couch my desire in more decorous terms, but when our gazes lock, the tickles in my tummy are frankly hormonal. My feelings are beyond ridiculous and destined to remain profoundly unrequited, but I draw a wisp of comfort from the fact that I am not squandering my libidinous yearnings on some flighty young hottie. Irma Harding radiates brightness and strength. She furthermore appears to have good posture. As a younger man, I would not have looked twice at Irma Harding.
As a younger man, I was a fool.
A man learns to tune his sensibilities. Consider the eyes. Your callow swain will be galvanized by coquetry and flash; your full-grown man is taken more by the nature of the gaze. A powerful woman’s eyes are charged not by color but by intent. The strong woman does not look at you, the strong woman regards you. Irma’s gaze is frank, with a crinkle of humor at the crease of each eye. She knows what she is looking for, and she knows what she is looking at. She has a plan, and should she encounter events for which she lacks a plan, she will change gears without fuss.
In the one picture I have of her, Irma is grinning. The grin is well short of goofy, but it does pull a little more to one side than the other. Her lips are full and gracious, although some might suggest she back the lipstick down a shade. Her teeth are white and strong. The left upper incisor is the tiniest tad off plumb, but as with the faintly lopsided grin, the net effect is to make her more human, more desirable. Irma’s grin is an implication, the implication being that while she would never tell a naughty joke, she would quite happily laugh at one.
Irma is the product of a time when a woman—even a strong woman—strove mostly and above all to please her husband. There is a danger here, a danger that you will form an image in your head of Irma as a servile drone. Look at those eyes again. They are the eyes of a woman who willingly mixes an after-work highball for hubby, but when she delivers the tumbler it is snugged in a napkin wrapped tight as a boot camp bedspread, and hubby will not underestimate the consequences pending should Irma later discover a water ring on the end table. He will droop home slack-tied and gray from the desk-job day, and she will meet him at the door crisp as a celery stick, her cheeks bright, her backbone straight. She will kiss him and take his briefcase, but he will be left to fetch his own slippers. When he settles in the big living room chair, he will turn an ear to the kitchen, from which will emanate the sounds of dinner under way. Not the clownish clatter of pans, or the careless jangle of cutlery, but the smooth whizzz of a blender, the staccato snickety-crunch of the carrot being sliced, the civilized tunk of the freezer door dropping shut on its seal. Lulled by these muted vibrations of efficiency, the husband will drift in the aura of provision and comfort, and his mind will ease.
But just as he is about to drowse, he hears the meat hit the pan, and he rouses to the idea that food is being cooked. He is reminded that he must daily—like any caveman—use his hands to put food in his face. He feels juices release, and his gut rumbles. And that’s why Irma gets me bubbling. She may be cast as the stereotypical nuclear housewife, she may be complicit in the premise that a man is to be served, but when I lock on those eyes, I hear the sizzle in the skillet, and I know Irma knows: no matter how you tweak the parsley, eating remains a carnal activity.
Two winters back, a man knocked at my front door. I like to look folks over before I step into the open, so I paused a moment to study him from behind the glass. He had backed away from the porch and was standing on the short patch of sidewalk beside the driveway. My driveway could use some work. I’m no home improvement specialist, but I admit that if you have to mow your asphalt driveway there’s work to be done. When I opened the door, the man turned to look at me but held his place on the walk. He had one eyeball smaller than the other.
That truck for sale?
He squeezed the small eye shut when he talked. He was pointing at the old International Harvester pickup parked in my driveway. It’s been there awhile. The tires have formed depressions in the asphalt and a sapling is growing through one wheel well. The sapling is six feet tall and thick as a buggy whip.
Sorry, nope
I said.
That got a six-cylinder in it?
Yep.
I hoped he wouldn’t get any more specific. My capacity for mechanical minutiae doesn’t go much past lug nuts. One question, and he had nearly depleted the store of my knowledge regarding the engine. Embarrassing, for a guy to have such affection for an old truck and yet know so little about it.
I need that thing.
It was a declaration, not a request. He trained his one-eyed stare directly at the truck. This buddy of mine’s got a road grader, he put a six-cylinder International engine in it. Everybody told him you can’t run a grader with that little damn engine.
He turned his face back to me and clamped the eye a little tighter. Hell, he can spin every wheel on that thing.
He spit, poorly. A thin string of snoose trailed in the breeze, then snagged on the stubble of his chin. It was cold enough I expected the string to stiffen and hit the ground with a faint tinkle.
Dropped that damn grader through the ice last week. Won’t run fer shit. Engine’s shot. Thought maybe you’d sell yours.
I scuffed my boot and shook my head. Nah, me and that truck go way back. Can’t do it.
The truck is unpainted, punched with dents, and runs heavy to rust. I’ve had it for just short of twenty years. Last time I got it running, maybe six years ago, the gas tank sprung a leak and all the fuel ran out. I have an abiding affection for the truck. During several lean years, it was the only vehicle I owned. My relationship with the truck has outlasted four of my most enduring romances combined, an observation the parties now departed deserve to claim as a key element in their exoneration. I have watched that truck rust in a heap for far too long, and long to hear it run again. I want to back it out the driveway, clunk the shifter into first gear, and double-clutch my way through the gears until I’m blasting down Five Mile Road like the old days. The truck is on my to-do list. I have a busted screen door on that to-do list. It’s been flapping in the breeze since the Clinton administration.
Don’t the city give you no trouble, just leavin’ it set there like that?
The man was really squinting at me now.
No…
It’s a damn eyesore!
I like to think of it as a sort of a status symbol.
I was trying for a joke. The next-door neighbors have a modest collection of decrepit beaters parked in and around their garage, and the house across the back alley could pass for a smallish salvage yard.
Jee-zaahs Christ! I’m from Chippewa Falls! You’d never get away with that in Chippewa Falls!
Well la-di-da, I thought. Too bad for you.
Those of us who covet International pickups nurture a perverse sort of pride. Open the cab and you will catch a whiff of geek. As trucks go, Internationals lack the pop culture resonance of a Ford or Chevy, nor do they have the arcane appeal of the rarities—say, a Studebaker Champ. Internationals reside somewhere in the dull middle, associated more with plowed fields than the open road. The heritage of the International Harvester Company is strictly agricultural. Have you heard an International owner make affectionate reference to his truck as a binder? Binder is shorthand for corn binder. How hip can you be, driving a truck nicknamed after an obsolete piece of horse-drawn farm equipment? This is like nicknaming your laptop the slide rule. One feels the geek factor giving way to dork factor.
My old truck and Irma Harding share a common ancestry, traceable to 1831, when a group of people gathered in Lexington, Virginia, to see the inventor Cyrus McCormick demonstrate a horse-drawn reaper. In a single day, he cut six acres of grain. The numbers seem quaint now, but they caused a sensation in their time. The reaper’s ability to replace gangs of men with a single machine was revolutionary—some historians rate its effect on modern agriculture as comparable to the invention of the plow. (It is a matter of grim irony that some reports indicate the horses panicked during that first field test, and the reaper was pulled instead by slaves.) The reaper was slow to catch on, but by 1870 McCormick was selling 100,000 units per year. When he died in 1884, he had accumulated a monumental fortune and left behind a roaring company destined to change the nature of agriculture forever. In 1902, stockholders merged his McCormick Harvesting Machine Company with the Deering Harvester Company to form the International Harvester Company. True to its name, the firm quickly became a worldwide powerhouse, selling like mad on the home front while exporting its products to Russia, South America, Africa, and the British Empire. By 1906, International Harvester was manufacturing anything and everything agricultural. Reapers, yes, but also plows, seeders, beet pullers, and manure spreaders. Husker-shredders and lister-planters. Pickers and planters, binders and shellers. Hay mowers and hay rakes. Balers and tedders. Grain drills and twine. Feed grinders, hemp cutters, and cream separators. The first International tractor was a natural extension of the agricultural line when it chugged out of the factory in 1906. A year later the company debuted the Auto Wagon, precursor to the modern pickup. The Auto Wagons evolved quickly, and International was soon a leader among pickup truck manufacturers. In 1951, the year my truck rolled off the lot, they were going strong, shoulder to shoulder with Ford, Chevy, and Dodge.
Leveraging its agricultural market, International had begun producing milk coolers for farmers in 1935. Ten years later, the company added a line of refrigerators for the house. Domestic freezers were added in 1948. While I grew up seeing the distinctive International Harvester logo (a red lowercase i superimposed on a black H) on trucks, tractors, and corn pickers, I was surprised the first time I saw it incorporated into the handle of a refrigerator in the back of the Spring Street Sports bike shop—in, coincidentally enough, Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin. The refrigerator is still there, covered with racing stickers and stocked with festering burrito scraps. The second was down at our local fire hall. It was painted flat green and on your honor you dropped your quarter through a slot cut in an old ammo box before taking a pop. I don’t believe I’ve ever laid eyes on an International Harvester freezer. The chest freezer in my basement is a generic undersized cube. Made in China, bought it in a big box store. No character, but it works great. Mostly it contains vacuum-packed venison, chicken, some fish, homegrown herbs frozen in water (so that they will be fragrant when I toss them on the compost heap next summer), and occasionally slabs of smoked carp.
As was the practice of many food and appliance companies, International Harvester attempted to draw attention to its refrigerators and freezers through the publication of promotional recipe books. Just as General Mills had invented Betty Crocker, International Harvester invented Irma Harding, and put her on the cover of Irma Harding Presents Freezer Fancies. The cover is dominated by her black-and-white portrait. Her head is framed in a nimbus of white. Tucked tastefully to the left of her collar is a miniature copyright sign. Irma Harding is not real. I do not hold this against her. Her initials pretty much confirm what the copyright symbol implies—Irma was conceived in the advertising department and delivered by an artist on deadline. My candle burns undimmed.
Irma’s career was brief. Millions Will Follow Her Counsel and Leadership…Millions Will Call Her Their Friend…,
read the headline from the October 1948 edition of International Harvester Dealer News, in which Irma debuted, but in 1955, second-guessing their ability to compete in the domestic refrigeration business, company officials sold the division to Whirlpool, and Irma went the way of the horse-drawn reaper. Pickup truck sales held steady through the 1960s, but Ford and General Motors were selling in much greater and ever-increasing numbers. By the 1970s, it wasn’t even close, and in 1975 International stopped making pickup trucks altogether. Tom Brownell and Patrick Ertel, authors of International Truck Color History, attribute the decline of International’s light truck line (the company continued to make large industrial trucks) to ongoing labor conflicts, turf battles between members of management, the predominantly rural location of International dealerships, and—note for future reference—lack of marketing attention toward women. Noticing that women were becoming more involved in vehicle-purchasing decisions, many manufacturers responded with truck ads featuring women at the wheel—driving campers, for instance. If a woman showed up in an International ad, it was usually in the form of an accessory.
I am a sucker for the idea of a time machine, and sometimes I look at my unmoving truck and quite unoriginally wish I could have been the guy to whom the salesman handed the keys in 1951. I’d like to get a look at the country back then, the big changes coming on, but still a lot of dirt roads over which to roll. I imagine myself bumping down a set of sun-dappled washboards, giving the truck its first coat of dust. Maybe I’d be coming home to a wife, and maybe she’d hear me coming and be waiting on the porch in an apron, waving a dish rag, and I would roll in there guilt-free and anticipating beef roast and green beans, having not yet learned I was a chauvinist piggy. Alternatively, my wife may have been planning to gag me with the dish rag, bind me in the apron, and take my spanking-new truck on the lam. In 1951, American women were entering their fourth decade with the vote. They were fresh off the Rosie the Riveter years, when millions of their sisters had shown up for work and proven themselves in scores of traditionally male roles. In 1951, when Earl Silas Tupper became desperate to save his failing plasticware business, he turned not to a man but to a woman: the deliciously named Brownie Wise. The company shortly posted revenues of $25 million, Tupperware entered the national lexicon, and Wise became the first woman ever featured on the cover of BusinessWeek. The 1951 debut of I Love Lucy put Lucille Ball on a trajectory that would culminate in her reign as the first female studio head in Hollywood history. The first Pulitzer Prize for Foreign Correspondence ever given to a woman was awarded in 1951, when journalist Marguerite Higgins was recognized for her Korean War reporting—the implication being that a girl with a pen might aspire to more than taking dictation from a man in a suit.
If you stick with the Year in Review approach, it is easy enough to accumulate anecdotal evidence that the emancipation of women was progressing apace in 1951. Truth was, when the boys came marching home, we repossessed Rosie’s riveter, tossed her a trivet, and did our best to get her back in the kitchen. Irma Harding cut a strong figure—you could easily imagine her clicking briskly down a marble hall to some office somewhere—but she remained the creation of company men, and to gauge their perception of the sexes we need only consider the slogans International Harvester dreamed up to headline the 1951 advertising campaign. Tagline for trucks? "Every model Heavy-Duty Engineered! Refrigerators?
They’re femineered!"
Under threat of a compulsory bikini wax from Germaine Greer and the editors of Bitch magazine, let me state for the record that the term femineered! is a real time-warping mind-bender. The sexism is one thing, the blitheness quite another. Cheery condescension meets leering futurism. I understand now why my favorite nursing professor went all Valkyrie on me when I referred to my lab partner as a girl in 1987. I always thought the sisterhood of second-wave feminists who ran the University of Wisconsin at Eau Claire School of Nursing were a tad uptight, but femineered! goes a long way toward explaining their frame of mind.
If I had a bra, I’d burn it.
My truck is an ugly truck. I picked it up in college, bought it for 150 bucks from a guy named Ron. Ron used the truck to haul firewood—it wasn’t even licensed for the road. The truck body was originally a hearty red, but at some point Ron swabbed it with a coat of pink primer. He used a six-inch-wide paintbrush. There were a lot of drips and runs. In other spots the primer is spread so thin that the bristle pattern is highlighted in hairline streaks of surface rust. When he finished, Ron signed and dated his work, daubing a knockoff Playboy bunny beneath the spare-tire bracket.
The front end of the truck is blasted with rust. The grille has deteriorated to the point that the headlights wobble in their sockets. You can stick three fingers through the gaps in both front fenders. The bumper is bent. Before I parked it the last time, the radiator was blowing green mist. The front windshield is cracked in the vertical, and rain leaks around the weather stripping and streaks the dash. There is a boil the size of a grapefruit on the left front tire. The speedometer never has worked, and the deck of the bed is so riddled with holes that you could load half a yard of gravel and over just three miles of bumpy road, sift the sand from the stones. To a large extent, the truck is, as they say, shot.
On the other hand, I’ve never done a thing to that old six-cylinder engine beyond changing the oil, and yet it has always spun smooth as an antique safe dial. The cab doors close with a seamless click, just like they must have done when the last line worker tested them fifty-some years ago. The lugs on the back tires are fat and nasty, no wear at all. The wiper blades run off the vacuum system, so they bog some when you punch the accelerator, but then you back out of it and they whip-whip-whip as if they’re making up for lost time. You could pop corn on the in-cab heater. And after six years at a dead stall in my driveway, all four tires are still holding air.
I bought the truck when I was in my final year of nursing school. For the next three years it was my sole means of transportation. I drove it to school, I drove it to work, and I drove it up north to visit my folks or go deer hunting. There were problems. The truck tended to lock up and refuse to crank when the engine was hot. If I switched it off, I’d have to wait an hour before it would start again. It was a little light in the rear end, and didn’t handle so well in the ice and snow. Sometimes the headlights blinked on and off. And I used to run out of gas a lot. The gas tank was huge, but the gauge never worked. I stashed a curved stick behind the seat and took readings with that. I’d thread it down the angled gullet of the fill pipe, then draw it out and estimate my range of travel based on how much of the stick was wet. The calculations were inexact: If you were the guy who jumped out of his car in 1989 to push me through the stoplights at the intersection of Clairemont and Fairfax, thank you. Ditto the Samaritans of Hastings Way and Eddy Lane. And here’s to the boys at Silver Star Ambulance Service: When I misread the stick and stalled at the troublesome convergence of Birch Street and Hastings Way, they spotted me and sent a uniformed EMT dashing through traffic to rescue me with a can of lawn mower gas.
As ugly as the truck was the day I bought it from Ron, it has only gotten worse with the years. More rust. Bigger holes. A couple more dents. One windshield wiper is missing. I was driving on the freeway in a blizzard and the blade was icing up, so I rolled down the window, reached around, and, timing the wiper—an old Wisconsin wintertime motoring trick—grabbed and snapped it every time it came past. The idea is to knock the ice loose. On the third try, I mistimed the grab and the wiper came off in my hand. I drove the rest of the way with my head out the window, squinting against the snow and dipping my head back in the cab at regular intervals to shake the ice-cream headache. The other wiper is still intact, but held in place with athletic tape.
In 1989, I took off for Europe and left the truck behind my grandpa’s barn. It must have weathered the dry docking fairly well, because I remember driving it to work in the early 1990s, but sometime around 1992 it developed that radiator leak and I parked it again. In 1995, I moved north to New Auburn and had to have the truck hauled up on a flatbed. A local mechanic got it to run one more time, but the radiator still leaked, and then the gas tank rusted through, and that was that.
I am homing in on forty years old. Another twenty years and I’m looking at sixty, and these days, twenty years seems like next Tuesday. I feel young but pressed for time. I am beginning to get a sense of all I will leave undone in this life. It makes my breath go a little short. I’m not desperate, just hungry to fill the time I am allowed. To cover new ground. I could be wrong, but I don’t think I’m having the vaunted midlife crisis. I’m not trying to reclaim my youth or recapture the past. I just want to get that truck running. The past belongs where it is, as it is: an essential, fault-riven foundation for the present. I don’t expect that truck to take me anywhere but down the road. I don’t plan to, as my cousin used to say, cruise chicks. Although I’d be a stone-cold liar if I said I didn’t think sometimes of blowing down some back road with a woman over there on the right-hand side, her eyes turned toward the fields passing by, a hint of upturn at the corner of her mouth.
This is not going to be a restoration project. I don’t want to rehab this truck only to spend my weekends with a chamois and a bottle of polish. I don’t want to circle the fenders nervously, checking for dings like some pastry chef searching for hair in the cupcakes. I just want to patch a few holes and punch out a few dents. Scrub the rust down and lay on some paint. I want to get this truck running so I can, as the boys in high school used to say, go bombin’ around.
Ramble off to my brother’s farm and return with a load of barnyard dirt for my backyard garden. Drive up Old Highway 53 to the IGA to buy potatoes and bacon. Hammer down the swamp road in the moonlight. I want to bump down a logging trail in November and back the truck up to the gutted body of a whitetail, the cooling meat destined to feed me in the year to come.
I’ll have to get with it, because I tend to sit on stuff long past the hatch-by date. Which in most cases is fine. There is enough ill-considered hastiness in the world. Trouble is, at some point you keel over and croak. The man with differently sized eyes standing in my yard asking to buy the truck—he wasn’t the first. It happens two or three times a year, someone knocks on the door and wonders if the thing is for sale. They all get the same answer: no. I want to fix it up. The squint-eyed man looked at me like he didn’t believe it would ever happen. He squinched that bad eye down extra tight, spit again, and then he got in his own truck and headed back home to Chippewa Falls, where for all I know there is an International refrigerator in every home and the streets are paved with gold.
On behalf of the brand, I apologize for the whole femineering thing. It’s like the big farm kid trying to fashion a homemade valentine from a beer carton using a pair of tin snips. International was never about the ineffable essence. For many,
reads the copy on the back of International Truck Color History, International Harvester means handsome, sturdy, no-nonsense trucks.
Handsome. Sturdy. No-nonsense.
Irma.
Back to the Color History: …International trucks have an earthy, wholesome quality that makes them attractive.
Earthy. Wholesome. I pull out my copy of Freezer Fancies. Irma’s