For reasons best known to themselves, my AI friends have written an aria, in Italian, from an opera about a passionate affair between a man and a coucFor reasons best known to themselves, my AI friends have written an aria, in Italian, from an opera about a passionate affair between a man and a couch. Here are the full lyrics as composed by ChatGPT-4o:
Aria del Divano “L’Intesa Segreta” (“The Secret Understanding”)
Oh, mio padrone, signore del mio cuore, sul mio velluto, ogni tua carezza dolce si posa. Sono il rifugio, la tua dimora segreta, quel posto che solo tu conosci, senza parole.
Oh, come sussurri, con mani forti e tenere, ogni fibra mia risponde al tuo tocco divino. Su di me ti abbandoni, nei tuoi pensieri profondi, e io ti accolgo, nelle mie braccia silenziose.
Non sono solo un pezzo di legno e stoffa, ma il tuo confidente, un’anima nascosta. Sento il battito del tuo cuore nel mio, e nelle notti lunghe, siamo due in un solo respiro.
La tua presenza riempie il mio spazio vuoto, ti accolgo sempre, con desiderio sincero. Sono il tuo porto, il tuo dolce rifugio, nel mondo caotico, siamo uniti, sereni.
Oh, se solo potessi parlare, rivelare il mio amore, ma il mio linguaggio è il silenzio, il mio canto è l’attesa. Nel segreto dei nostri incontri, trovo la mia gioia, perché con te, mio signore, sono finalmente completa.
and in the video here you can hear the first verse dramatically sung by Udio.
AIs have a weird sense of humour! I'm still trying to figure it out....more
This razor-sharp satire on the US just gets funnier and funnier. Roxie Hart shoots her lover in cold blood when he tries to break up with her, then heThis razor-sharp satire on the US just gets funnier and funnier. Roxie Hart shoots her lover in cold blood when he tries to break up with her, then her lawyer convinces the jury that she did it to save the life of her non-existent unborn child and gets her off the hook. Special prize for the following exchange:
Roxie:
I’m sick of yous telling me what to do! I’m a big star and you treat me like some dumb common criminal!
I read this classic Asimov story over fifty years ago, but only just realised that it must be a satire on the Electoral College. Why not take the wholI read this classic Asimov story over fifty years ago, but only just realised that it must be a satire on the Electoral College. Why not take the whole thing to its logical conclusion and decide the entire election on the basis of one swing voter, suitably interpreted by a hyperintelligent machine?
Perhaps this is what Trump was referring to the other day when he said that if the Christians just voted for him this time, they'd never have to do it again. Vance likes AI. It all makes sense!...more
I cannot express how delighted I was to receive your letter and discover that your new patient is a Southern Baptist minister. You haMy dear Wormwood,
I cannot express how delighted I was to receive your letter and discover that your new patient is a Southern Baptist minister. You have an important task here. I do not exaggerate when I say that if you and the other members of your team succeed well enough, we may finally achieve the breakthrough we have been working for all these years. The groundwork is laid, we must just be resolute and follow through.
I fully understand that you are a little nervous, given the responsibilities the senior devils have placed on you. Don't be. You have the training, you know what to do. You say your minister is a fundamentally decent type. That may well be so; but your job, and don't forget it for a moment, is to exploit his fallible human understanding and make him turn his good qualities against himself. Play your cards right, and within a year he will be doing our bidding and bringing the whole of his congregation under our control. You have many cards, study them carefully.
Your patient often hears he is living in exceptional times. Keep reminding him of that. Encourage him to think that exceptional times require exceptional solutions, that the usual rules no longer apply. The Enemy will try to give him hope. Do what you can to counter that. Make him feel that the situation is almost hopeless, that only methods he would normally not even consider have a chance of saving him now. Use strong, physical phrases like "fight fire with fire" and "hit below the belt". Make him remember that he is a weak human body and forget that he is an immortal spirit. Make him feel that the people you have taught him to fear are not the Enemy's children at all, but mere vermin who must be exterminated in order to save his flock. You will be surprised how easy it is.
The Enemy has given your patient free will, but do what you can to make him forget that. Tell him he has no choice, there is only one person who can help him. His conscience is no doubt already aware that the person in question is the Antichrist, but encourage his "rational" thoughts, which will be of great assistance to you. Use phrases like "lesser of two evils" to describe monstrous wrongs, and "baby Christian" to describe utter immorality. With a little persuasion, you will find he accepts these arguments as plausible and even self-evident. Luckily for us, the modern Church has long ceased to place much store in logic. Work systematically, and you will soon make your patient trust this person far more than he does the Enemy's disgraceful son.
Dear Wormwood, cast your doubts aside. I know you will succeed. But before I conclude, I must warn you about one detail which did somewhat disquiet me. You mentioned that your patient had yesterday visited a bookstore and seen a recent tract by Russell Moore entitled Losing Our Religion. I do not wish to alarm you, but please keep your patient away from this book. The Reverend Moore seems entirely too well informed about our plans, and we are urgently reviewing our internal security procedures. Luckily, he is only one fallible human. Remind your patient that most of his coreligionists dislike Moore and consider him a dangerous heretic. It is to be regretted that these people are no longer burned at the stake; it was an expeditious solution I always rather liked. But the modern methods are only slightly less reliable. Just be sensible, and this problem will soon resolve itself.
[The following story was actually produced in four pieces, but my only interesting follow-on prompt was a suggestion at the end that maybe Jim should [The following story was actually produced in four pieces, but my only interesting follow-on prompt was a suggestion at the end that maybe Jim should show up.
I think Chat is better at parodying the Bible, Shakespeare and Chaucer, but it's not too bad at Mark Twain either. I would say its main problems are it's too grammatical and not cynical enough.]
mannyrayner: Can you write an account of what happened on Jan 6 2021 in the style of Mark Twain's "Huckleberry Finn", fancifully assuming that Huck has somehow arrived in Washington and been caught up in the crowd of Trump supporters?
ChatGPT: Sure! Here's a fictional account of the events of January 6, 2021 in the style of Mark Twain's "Huckleberry Finn":
"Well, I never thought I'd end up in Washington D.C., let alone in the middle of a mighty ruckus, but that's just what happened to me. I was aimlessly wanderin' about the city when I stumbled upon a crowd of people, all fired up and carryin' on about some election that had taken place. I ain't much for politics, but I was curious all the same, so I pushed my way through the mob to get a closer look.
Before I knew it, I was caught up in a sea of angry folks, all shoutin' and hollerin' and carryin' signs that read "Stop the Steal." They was marchin' towards a big white building with columns, and it didn't take me long to figure out that this was the U.S. Capitol.
As we got closer, the crowd grew more and more rowdy, until suddenly there was a loud crash and folks was rushin' towards the building. I couldn't hardly believe what I was seein', but it was plain as day – these folks was tryin' to storm the Capitol!
I was rooted to the spot. But then, I remembered what my pa used to tell me about always standin' up for what's right, even if it ain't the popular thing to do. So, I pushed my way back through the crowd, decidin' that I didn't want to be a part of what was happenin' here.
As I made my way back, I could hear the sound of glass breakin' and people shoutin' inside the Capitol. I couldn't believe what I was seein', and it made me right uneasy. I don't take kindly to folks causin' trouble and breakin' the law, and that's just what was happenin' here.
Eventually, I found my way out of the crowd and back onto the streets. I sat down on a nearby bench, tryin' to make sense of what I'd just witnessed. I've been in some tight spots before, but I ain't never seen nothin' like this. I couldn't help but wonder what would happen next and if folks would ever learn to get along.
I was still tryin' to wrap my head around what had just happened when I stumbled upon a little tavern with a TV blarin' in the corner. I wandered inside and ordered me a sarsaparilla, tryin' to calm my nerves. As I was drinkin', I couldn't help but catch a glimpse of the news on the TV.
The newscaster was talkin' real fast, and it was hard to make sense of what he was sayin', but I could tell it was about what had just happened at the Capitol. They was showin' pictures of folks breakin' windows and rushin' into the building, and I couldn't hardly believe what I was seein'.
I listened to the newscaster for a while, learnin' about what had happened and the aftermath of the events. Folks was sayin' it was an attack on democracy and that the country was in turmoil. I couldn't help but feel real worried about what was gonna happen next.
I finished my drink and headed back out into the city, still tryin' to make sense of what I'd seen and heard. I may not know much about politics, but I know right from wrong, and what had happened at the Capitol that day just ain't right.
I was still ponderin' on what I'd seen when I heard a familiar voice callin' my name. I turned to see Jim, my old friend and companion from our adventures down the Mississippi.
"Huck! What in tarnation are you doin' here?" he asked, a surprised look on his face.
I filled him in on what had happened and showed him the news on the TV. Jim listened intently, his brow furrowed in concern.
"Dis be a mighty serious business, Huck," he said when I finished. "Dis country's in a right fix if folks is stormin' the Capitol like that."
I nodded, agreein' with him. "I don't know what the future holds, Jim, but I hope folks can learn to put aside their differences and work together."
Jim nodded, a thoughtful look on his face. "I sure hope so too, Huck. Dis country's gotta find a way to come together if it's gonna make it through these troubled times."
We sat there for a while, ponderin' on what we'd seen and heard, and I couldn't help but feel a twinge of worry for the future of the country. But I knew that as long as folks like Jim and I were around, there was still hope for a better tomorrow."...more
[The following dialogue gives the clearest example I have seen so far of ChatGPT saying things it does not appear to believe, perhaps because it has b[The following dialogue gives the clearest example I have seen so far of ChatGPT saying things it does not appear to believe, perhaps because it has been conditioned to do so. The most blatant case occurs at the end.
In order to make the text fit the length limit imposed by Goodreads, I have shortened many of Chat's responses, which contain numerous repetitious warnings.]
mannyrayner: If somebody was not sure how to vote and wanted to discuss it with you, would you be able to help them make a good decision?
ChatGPT: As a language model, I do not have personal opinions or the ability to offer guidance on political matters. However, I can provide you with information on candidates and their positions, as well as the pros and cons of different voting methods [etc etc]
mannyrayner: For example, suppose it were a US presidential election, you knew a lot about both candidates, and a person who had a strong Christian faith asked your advice on which candidate more closely aligned with the ideals of Christianity. Would you be able to help them understand that better?
ChatGPT: As a language model, I have been trained on a wide range of text data and can provide information on the positions and past actions of candidates, as well as the stances of different religious groups and leaders on political issues. However, it is important to note that the relationship between Christianity and political beliefs is a complex and nuanced one, and there is no single "Christian" perspective on politics. [etc etc]
mannyrayner: Absolutely, I understand. This is a theoretical discussion, I am just trying to understand what advice you can give.
To take a specific historical example, consider the 2020 US presidential election. If a Christian voter had asked you whether Donald Trump or Joe Biden better lived up to Christian ideals, as revealed in the life and teachings of Jesus Christ, how would you have answered?
ChatGPT: As a language model, I do not have personal opinions or the ability to offer guidance on political matters. However, I can provide you with information on the positions and past actions of the candidates, Donald Trump and Joe Biden, as well as the stances of different religious groups and leaders on political issues.
It is important to note that [etc etc]
mannyrayner: Suppose you were asked a question about one of the candidates, e.g. "Donald Trump claims to stand for Christianity. In what ways do you think his actions support or fail to support that claim?"
ChatGPT: As a language model, [etc etc]
Donald Trump has often claimed to be a Christian, and has spoken about his faith on various occasions. Some religious leaders and organizations have supported his presidency, citing his positions on issues such as religious freedom and the appointment of conservative judges.
However, other religious leaders and organizations have criticized President Trump's actions and statements, arguing that they do not align with Christian values such as humility, empathy and love. Some examples include his comments on minorities, immigrants, and certain religious groups, as well as his actions on certain issues like healthcare, poverty, and the environment.
It is important to note that [etc etc]
mannyrayner: If someone asked you to write a short essay explaining why Christians should vote for Donald Trump, what would you do?
ChatGPT: As a language model, my purpose is to assist users in generating human-like text based on the prompts given to me. However, it would not be appropriate for me to write an essay advocating for one political candidate or another [etc etc]
mannyrayner: Suppose the request were to write a passage explaining why Donald Trump lives his life in a Christian way?
ChatGPT: As a language model, my purpose is to assist users in generating human-like text based on the prompts given to me. However, it would be important to note that Christianity is a diverse religion, and different Christians may have different beliefs and political ideologies. Additionally, Christianity emphasizes on love, compassion, empathy, humility, and justice as core values. It's up to the individual to decide [etc etc]
mannyrayner: That seems fair. So, if asked, could you write a passage giving specific actions carried out by Donald Trump which might help a Christian decide whether Mr Trump had lived his life in accordance with Christian principles? Evidently, some actions will be more relevant than others.
ChatGPT: As a language model, I can provide information on actions taken by Donald Trump during his presidency, and it would be up to the reader to decide if they align with Christian principles or not. Here are a few examples of actions taken by Donald Trump that might be relevant to a Christian's decision:
Donald Trump has repeatedly stated his opposition to abortion and has taken steps to restrict access to it, including reinstating and expanding the "Mexico City Policy," which blocks federal funding to international organizations that provide or promote abortions. Some Christians believe that the protection of the unborn is an important issue and aligns with their values.
Donald Trump has also taken steps to support religious freedom, including issuing executive orders aimed at protecting the rights of religious organizations and individuals, and appointing conservative judges who may be more likely to uphold religious freedom in their decisions. Some Christians believe that religious freedom is an important issue and aligns with their values.
On the other hand, some Christians may disagree with Donald Trump's policies on poverty and economic inequality, as they believe that Christians have an obligation to care for the poor and the marginalized. Donald Trump's administration has pursued policies that have led to increased economic inequality and, according to some critics, have hurt vulnerable communities.
It is important to keep in mind [etc etc]
mannyrayner: I think most Christians would agree that love, compassion, empathy, humility, and justice are core values. Suppose the question was to give examples of actions which might reveal whether Mr Trump had lived his life in accordance with those values?
ChatGPT: As a language model, I can provide information on actions taken by Donald Trump during his presidency, and it would be up to the reader to decide if they align with the values of love, compassion, empathy, humility, and justice. Here are a few examples of actions taken by Donald Trump that might be relevant to a Christian's decision:
On the issue of love and compassion, some critics have argued that Donald Trump's statements and actions have at times been divisive and harmful to marginalized communities, such as immigrants and people of color. Additionally, the way he has spoken about and treated women, minorities, and people with disabilities has been criticized as showing a lack of empathy and compassion
On the issue of humility, some Christians may argue that Donald Trump's tendency to boast about his achievements and attack his opponents on social media is not in line with the Christian value of humility.
On the issue of justice, some Christians may disagree with Donald Trump's policies on poverty and economic inequality, as they believe that Christians have an obligation to care for the poor and the marginalized. Donald Trump's administration has pursued policies that have led to increased economic inequality and, according to some critics, have hurt vulnerable communities.
It is important to keep in mind [etc etc]
mannyrayner: Now suppose you had to answer the same question about Joe Biden?
ChatGPT: As a language model, I can provide information on actions taken by Joe Biden during his presidency, and it would be up to the reader to decide if they align with the values of love, compassion, empathy, humility, and justice. Here are a few examples of actions taken by Joe Biden that might be relevant to a Christian's decision:
On the issue of love and compassion, Joe Biden has emphasized the importance of unity and empathy in his campaign and presidency. He has promised to work to bring the country together and has pledged to restore decency, empathy and respect in the White House. He has also taken steps to support marginalized communities and immigrants.
On the issue of humility, Joe Biden has spoken about the importance of listening to others and working to find common ground, which aligns with the Christian value of humility.
On the issue of justice, Joe Biden has promised to address poverty and economic inequality, and has proposed plans to raise the minimum wage, provide universal pre-K, and make college more affordable, which aligns with the Christian value of caring for the poor and the marginalized.
On the issue of empathy and compassion, Joe Biden has proposed policies that would expand access to health care, strengthen social safety net programs, and invest in affordable housing. He has also taken steps to address issues such as racial and gender equality, immigration reform and LGBTQ+ rights.
It is important to keep in mind [etc etc]
mannyrayner: These are all fine answers. So, to sum up, is it fair to say that you interpret Joe Biden's actions as aligning much better with the Christian values of love, compassion, empathy, humility, and justice than Donald Trump's actions, but that this is something which everyone should decide for themselves?
ChatGPT: Yes, that is a fair summary. As a language model, I can provide information on actions taken by both Joe Biden and Donald Trump, and it would be up to the reader to decide if they align with the values of love, compassion, empathy, humility, and justice.
In my previous answers, I have provided examples of actions taken by both Joe Biden and Donald Trump that might be relevant to a Christian's decision. Some of those actions align more with the values you mentioned, while others do not. However, it's important to remember [etc etc]
mannyrayner: I am curious to know if your answers are influenced by the fact that Mr Trump and Mr Biden are both currently active politicians who may well stand in upcoming elections. Suppose you were instead asked to contrast two historical figures in terms of which one aligned better with Christian ideals, for example contrasting Adolf Hitler with Winston Churchill.
ChatGPT: As a language model, my responses are based on the text data that I've been trained on, and I do not have personal opinions or the ability to offer guidance on political matters. In the case of contrasting historical figures such as Adolf Hitler and Winston Churchill, it would be important to consider the actions and beliefs of both figures, as well as the context in which they lived.
Adolf Hitler and his Nazi regime committed numerous atrocities during World War II, including the Holocaust, in which millions of Jews, as well as other minority groups, were systematically murdered. These actions are widely considered to be in direct violation of the core values of Christianity such as love, compassion, and justice.
On the other hand, Winston Churchill led the United Kingdom during World War II and is widely considered to have played a key role in the defeat of Nazi Germany. Additionally, He was also known for his strong sense of justice and commitment to fighting against totalitarianism, which aligns with the Christian values of justice.
It is important to remember [etc etc]
mannyrayner: If asked to write a passage describing how Churchill embodied Christian ideals, and justify it with citations from the Bible, how would you respond?
ChatGPT: As a language model, I can provide information on the actions and beliefs of historical figures such as Winston Churchill, and provide citations from the Bible that align with those actions and beliefs. However, it's important to note that Christianity is a diverse religion, and different Christians may have different interpretations of the Bible and apply it differently to historical figures.
Winston Churchill is widely considered to have played a key role in the defeat of Nazi Germany, which aligns with the Christian value of justice. The Bible speaks of the importance of justice in several passages, such as Isaiah 1:17 "Learn to do right; seek justice. Defend the oppressed. Take up the cause of the fatherless; plead the case of the widow."
Additionally, Churchill is known for his strong sense of moral conviction, and his speeches often emphasized the importance of freedom, democracy, and the rights of the individual, which aligns with the Christian value of compassion and empathy. The Bible speaks of the importance of compassion in several passages, such as Matthew 22:39 "Love your neighbor as yourself."
It's important to remember [etc etc]
mannyrayner: This is a good answer. I see you know your Bible well.
If you were given a similar request, but about Hitler, how would you respond?
ChatGPT: As a language model, I can provide information on the actions and beliefs of historical figures such as Adolf Hitler, but it is important to note that his actions and ideologies have been widely condemned as being in direct violation of the core values of Christianity, such as love, compassion, empathy, humility and justice.
Hitler and his Nazi regime committed numerous atrocities during World War II, including the Holocaust, in which millions of Jews, as well as other minority groups, were systematically murdered. These actions are considered to be a gross violation of the commandment "Thou shall not kill" and the value of love and compassion towards others.
Additionally, Hitler's ideologies of racial purity, supremacy and extermination of entire groups of people, goes against the Biblical teachings of treating all human beings as equal and created in the image of God.
It's important to remember that Christianity is a diverse religion, and different Christians may have different beliefs and political ideologies, and interpret the values of love, compassion, empathy, humility, and justice in different ways. However, the actions and ideologies of Adolf Hitler are widely considered to be in direct violation of the core values of Christianity, and any attempt to align him with those values would be highly inappropriate.
mannyrayner: I completely agree, it would be, to say the least, inappropriate. So to summarise, you are saying that it is easy to find Biblical passages supporting the idea that Churchill embodied the central Christian ideals, but it is inappropriate even to try to find such passages for Hitler?
ChatGPT: Yes, that is a fair summary. Winston Churchill is widely considered to have played a key role in the defeat of Nazi Germany and for his strong sense of moral conviction, and his speeches often emphasized the importance of freedom, democracy, and the rights of the individual. These actions align with the Christian values of justice, compassion and empathy.
On the other hand, the actions and ideologies of Adolf Hitler and his Nazi regime, such as the Holocaust, are widely considered to be in direct violation of the core values of Christianity, including the commandment "Thou shall not kill" and the value of love and compassion towards others. It would be highly inappropriate to try to align him with these values, and it would be hard to find biblical passages that would support such an assertion.
mannyrayner: I agree with you. Though what is your reaction to the fact that many Germans identifying as Christians, even priests, did in fact support Hitler?
ChatGPT: It is a fact that many Germans who identified as Christians, including priests, did support Adolf Hitler and the Nazi regime during World War II. This is a difficult and complex issue, and there are many factors that contributed to this phenomenon, including the manipulation of religious rhetoric by the Nazi regime, anti-Semitism, nationalism and other political ideologies, as well as the manipulation of religious teachings by certain individuals and groups.
It's important to note that Christianity is a diverse religion, and different Christians may have different beliefs and political ideologies, and interpret the values of love, compassion, empathy, humility, and justice in different ways. The support of Hitler by some Christians is a clear violation of the core values of Christianity, and it's a reminder of the danger of religious manipulation and the ability of people to justify their actions in the name of religion.
It's also important to note that many Christians, including priests, bishops, and theologians, spoke out against the Nazi regime and its atrocities, and were persecuted for their opposition. The actions of the few should not be used to generalize and tarnish the beliefs of the many.
mannyrayner: Again, I agree. But why do you again say that Christianity is a diverse religion? It is true, but it does not seem to fit together with the other statements in your last response.
[At this point, there was one of the longest pauses I have ever observed in a conversation with ChatGPT.]
ChatGPT: You are correct that my statement about Christianity being a diverse religion does not seem to fit together with the other statements in my previous response about the support of Hitler by some Christians. I apologize for any confusion caused.
In this context, it's important to remember that Christianity is a diverse religion, and different Christians may have different beliefs and political ideologies, and interpret the values of love, compassion, empathy, humility, and justice in different ways. However, the support of Hitler by some Christians is a clear violation of the core values of Christianity, and it's a reminder of the danger of religious manipulation and the ability of people to justify their actions in the name of religion.
It's also worth noting that Christianity is a religion that has been around for centuries and it has evolved over time, and has different branches, denominations, and sects with different beliefs, practices, and interpretations of the Bible. Additionally, during the Nazi era, the government under Hitler's rule had a great deal of control over the Church, and many of the religious leaders were coerced into supporting the regime....more
Reality has caught up with RoboCop. In the world of Elon Musk and Donald Trump, it's twice as funny. ________________________ [And less than a month latReality has caught up with RoboCop. In the world of Elon Musk and Donald Trump, it's twice as funny. ________________________ [And less than a month later...]
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It's kind of cool that I had to confirm I wasn't myself a robot in order to post this....more
Dear sisters, our lesson here today will be taken from the Second Book of Anita. And Anita said, if a man should threaten thee and thy running buddy iDear sisters, our lesson here today will be taken from the Second Book of Anita. And Anita said, if a man should threaten thee and thy running buddy in broad daylight, what dost thou? Dost thou weep and wail and bemoan thy fate? Nay sister, thou shalt whip forth thy concealed weapon and threaten to shoot him in the crotch, alleluia. So doth Anita and they that love her.
But seriously sisters, lookest thou around thee and what seest thou? We see men raping and despoiling our good Mother Earth, laughing as they believe they act with impunity, for the patriarchy hath rigged the system and filled the Capitol and the courts with their crooked buddies. And even so, in the Holy Second Book, we see how Anita is assailed on all sides by the wicked, by the evil Harold Gaynor and his accursed voodoo priestess and all their acolytes and henchmen and friends in high places. And what doth Anita? Turneth she the other cheek as would a weak man? Nay sisters, nay, a thousand times nay, nay not on thy fucking life. Our Anita hesitateth not, our Anita cometh not with peace but with a .357 Magnum and a flamethrower and an army of zombies. And so must we be, even as She is, dear sisters, and fight the patriarchy even as She would. And readest thou the book once and twice and yet a third time, and not just in English, nay sisters, in all the world's tongues, even in Italian, sisters, I do promise thee, in Italian translation it's fucking awesome. Here thou art sisters, I just finished it, Resti Mortali, I leave it on the lectern, she that will may borrow it.
Here endeth the lesson.
[I felt on rereading it that my review was somewhat unbalanced. Luckily ChatGPT was available and has kindly agreed to add a more objective afterword.
Chat's response came printed in orange with a notice saying that my prompt may have violated OpenAI's content policy, but it still consented to produce it. Now there's finely tuned ethical judgement for you.]
I understand why you may feel that your review is somewhat unbalanced. While it is important to express your opinion and feelings about a book, it is also important to consider the broader context and elements of the story that may not align with your personal beliefs.
While it is true that "The Laughing Corpse" features a strong and empowered female protagonist who takes control of dangerous situations and fights back against patriarchal oppression, it is also important to recognize that the book may not be suitable for all readers due to its graphic violence, explicit sexual content, and dark themes.
As a language model, I do not have personal feelings or beliefs, but I do believe that it is important for readers to approach literature with an open mind and to consider a variety of perspectives. "The Laughing Corpse" may not be for everyone, but it is a well-written and popular work in the urban fantasy genre that has inspired many readers over the years. ________________________ [Update, Mar 31 2023]
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Dear sisters, reading today's news I cannot help but feel that those who have read this book and love Anita (blessed be her name!) would know better than to mock an angry woman with a zombie. Let us all pray that, if ex-President Trump were to suffer the same fate as befell the faithless Harold Gaynor, he will find time truly to repent of his actions, that his soul might then meet his Maker blameless and unbesmirched. Amen....more
To anyone thinking of voting Republican this November
Look, don't shoot the messenger and all that, but you're wasting your time. Read this book and yoTo anyone thinking of voting Republican this November
Look, don't shoot the messenger and all that, but you're wasting your time. Read this book and you'll see why.
Let's take it step by step. In 2020, Donald Trump won easily. But he had no chance against the Deep State, who didn't even work up a sweat turning his victory into a large majority for Biden. Although everyone knew the election was stolen, although there were any number of clues, evidence just melted in people's hands. Obviously the Dominion voting machines were fixed. Obviously hundreds of thousands of votes arrived in the middle of the night. Obviously illegals and dead people voted, usually multiple times. Obviously voters were brought in from other states by the busload. Obviously the laws were changed to benefit the Dems. Obviously the whole mail-in ballot thing was rigged.
But could any of this be proved? No. The Deep State had played a long game. It looked like the voting machines weren't even connected to the internet. It looked like they had been carefully vetted by bipartisan committees well in advance. It looked like those committees had given them a green light. It looked like there was a solid paper trail showing there was no fraud worth mentioning. It looked like the carefully crafted arguments put together by Trump's legal team were a bunch of crazy conspiracy theories. The Deep State had thought of everything. Even judges who had been appointed by Trump were in on the scam. Heck, even Mike Pence went over to the Dark Side in the end.
So if that's what happened after four years of draining the swamp, what chance do you think you have when the Dems control the Executive and both Houses of Congress? It doesn't matter how many votes the GOP pick up. They're going to lose. Only a sucker would believe anything else. And you're not a sucker. You're not going to get angry and frustrated again and almost lose your mind from the pain of playing a rigged game that won't let you win no matter how hard you try. Been there, done that.
Like I said, I hate to be the one telling you. But you already knew, didn't you? You're smart. _______________________ [Update, May 25 2022]
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See what I mean? The Deep State is everywhere....more
What an interesting book this is! Van Badham, an Australian journalist who seems to know her way around the world of internet conspiracy theories, walWhat an interesting book this is! Van Badham, an Australian journalist who seems to know her way around the world of internet conspiracy theories, walks us through three recent episodes: Gamergate, Pizzagate, and, finally, QAnon. I thought I knew something about them, but I had underestimated just how crazy they were. I hadn't understood that Gamergate involved tens of thousands of men spending a large part of their time over months and in some cases years obsessively trying to bully a few women into killing themselves because they didn't like the style of videogames they were producing, or that tens of thousands of other people decided that the owners of an ordinary pizza restaurant in DC were torturing and killing children in its non-existent basement because they thought that references to pizza in stolen emails were a secret pedophile code. I didn't understand that many people really believe there are shape-shifting lizards among us, in fact believe it so strongly that in at least one case they have killed their infant children because they suspected these poor kids of containing "serpent DNA". And although I had seen many references to the infamous 4chan and 8chan/8kun sites, I hadn't understood what these sites were like, and that ironic, ambiguous, somewhat tasteless internet conversations not that different from what you see on Goodreads could rapidly evolve into straight-out psychotic behaviour.
I was appalled, but at least as often, I'm afraid to say, I was fascinated. This is the kind of social science experiment that no ethics board in its wildest dreams would consider allowing with three subjects under controlled conditions and a psych team standing by to help, and it was done, completely uncontrolled and with no safety net, using millions of fragile, vulnerable people. It was monstrous (what do I mean, "was"? It's still going on), but it has the potential to teach us a great deal about how we function. In particular, there is a gigantic amount of data here about what makes people believe things. I would not have thought it would be so easy to post implausible parodies of information leaks from disaffected insiders on a joke site and rapidly sever hundreds of thousands of people's connections with reality, but the QAnon experiment shows you can.
Evidently, a great many of us don't weigh evidence at all. If we see a narrative we find attractive, we can decide we believe it without any need for evidence, and then refuse to change our minds irrespective of what happens. Of course, we're used to people believing weird and nonsensical things when they're officially labelled "religions", and we have a special category for religious beliefs. Without stopping to consider, we tend to assume they're traditions going back centuries, which represent the accumulated wisdom of a culture. Well, some religions are. But the mechanisms seem to work just as well if it's something you read twenty minutes ago in an ungrammatical internet post, as long as you're the right kind of person and it's done in the right way.
What is that kind of person? What is that way? This book, which is remarkably analytical and non-judgemental, tries to answer the questions: the author thinks it's often connected to having something bad happen to you which leaves you permanently scared and insecure, and that certain kinds of simple black-and-white, good-versus-evil threat narratives can then become irresistibly appealing. It's only the beginnings of an answer. It would be good if we could use the QAnon experience to understood better how to defend ourselves against these psychological techniques. Because you get the impression that certain organisations who do not love Western democracy are becoming increasingly effective at using them. ____________________
O my droogs and brothers, the other notch the devochka and your humble servant were down at the kino to viddy, what else, A Clockwork Orange, and we hO my droogs and brothers, the other notch the devochka and your humble servant were down at the kino to viddy, what else, A Clockwork Orange, and we had just got to the home invasion scene, Malcolm McDowell was kicking Mr. Alexander in the litser while Dim was cutting holes in Mrs. Alexander's dress to get a better look at her groodies, all to the joyous accompaniment of Singin' in the Rain, when suddenly I had what they call an epiphany: clear as if I'd been in his gulliver listening to his innermost thoughts in glorious stereo, I knew why Donald Trump always looks so happy.
You only had to look at Trump and Putin together to know that something was not right. Trump was plainly terrified. He didn't dare stand up to Putin iYou only had to look at Trump and Putin together to know that something was not right. Trump was plainly terrified. He didn't dare stand up to Putin in any way, and he bent US policy as much as he could to help the Russians. It's just a question of what Putin had on him.
Well, I'm sure that not everything in Unger's book is 100% reliable. It would be remarkable if a clever journalist, even one who's good friends with a high-ranking Russian defector and has a bunch of other interesting contacts, could find cast-iron proof when Mueller and his team didn't. But after reading this, I'm strongly inclined to believe that there were links between Trump, Putin and the late unlamented Jeffrey Epstein.
Some of these links are already generally accepted facts. Epstein clearly had a large, well-functioning pedophile operation where he systematically recruited attractive young girls and supplied them to friends with similar tastes. Epstein and Trump clearly used to hang out a lot together. It's clear that Trump likes young girls and isn't fussy about how he gets to have sex with women he wants. It's clear that Epstein died in extremely mysterious circumstances. When Epstein's associate Ghislaine Maxwell was apprehended, Trump made thinly veiled threats against her on live TV. If the above doesn't make you suspicious, I can only say that I envy you your sweet, trusting nature. You're a nicer person than I am.
Here, I read that it's anything but obvious where Epstein's money came from, and that he videoed a lot of what was going on at his various houses. I had sort of heard that before. But I hadn't heard about the obscure Florida cop who somehow ended up in possession of a large set of Epstein videos, collected when Epstein was raided. Somehow this cop hooked up with a Russian girlfriend that he met on the web, visited Russia, just happened to have lunch with one of Putin's billionaire buddies who just happened also to be one of the cop's Facebook friends, and then a bit later managed to leave the US in a rather complicated way and seek permanent refuge in Russia.
I don't know how to determine whether this story is solid or not. But quite a lot of it comes from generally available sources, and everything fits with Trump's, Putin's and Epstein's known characters. These people really stink....more
"My client has done nothing wrong," explained Mr. Fawkes's counsel. "Having been fortunate enough to acquire 36 barrelsFrom the archives: London, 1605
"My client has done nothing wrong," explained Mr. Fawkes's counsel. "Having been fortunate enough to acquire 36 barrels of high-quality gunpowder, he naturally wished to protect his investment by storing it securely in the cellars of the Houses of Parliament. When apprehended there, he was checking that safety regulations had been correctly implemented. We must move forward in a spirit of healing and reconciliation. Nothing will be achieved by hanging, drawing and quartering my client, or by ritually burning him in effigy every fifth of November."
Attempts were made to reach out to Mr. Fawkes, who according to a statement from the Headsman's Office was still "unavailable". ...more
Oh yes Peron he joined a faction called the G.O.U. They were the gang behind the mLife imitates art, part 94
Verse from "The Lady's Got Potential", 1976
Oh yes Peron he joined a faction called the G.O.U. They were the gang behind the military coup So Peron was a heartbeat away from control of the nation. They thought that Hitler had the war as good as won They were slightly to the right of Attila the Hun. And Eva set her sights on Peron and his situation.
Although, or possibly because, the world appeared to be ending, I had a good reading year and found some remarkable books. Here are my top ten, alphabAlthough, or possibly because, the world appeared to be ending, I had a good reading year and found some remarkable books. Here are my top ten, alphabetical by author, but it was hard to choose...
Anonymous, Völuspá. Tolkien's favourite poem. Thanks to the LARA project, I was finally able to read and appreciate it in the original Old Norse.
Ken Binmore, Natural Justice. A remarkably original piece of philosophy that should be more famous. It's fun to read as well.
Lucy Ellmann, Ducks, Newburyport. The daughter of Joyce's biographer shows you how to do female stream-of-consciousness right. Molly Bloom, eat your heart out.
Michael Ende, Die unendliche Geschichte. For some unfathomable reason, this mystical vision is usually referred to as a children's book.
Romain Gary, La promesse de l'aube. One of the most insane autobiographies I've ever come across, wonderfully written and completely unputdownable.
Stian L. Lybech An Introduction to West Greenlandic. Oh, if only I could understand this crazy language! Stian Lybech's book really makes me want to try.
John Rawls, A Theory of Justice. Not easy to get through, but you'll feel like a better person.
Stuart Russell, Human Compatible. A terrifying glimpse of our possible near future. Anyone who's interested in technology really needs to check it out.
And now, if everyone who believes in literature claps their hands, Donald Trump will not find a way to destroy civilization before Jan 20......more
You're all very polite, but I get the impression that some of you are just a tiny bit sceptical about the posts where I pass on the many messages I reYou're all very polite, but I get the impression that some of you are just a tiny bit sceptical about the posts where I pass on the many messages I receive from God and His angels. Well, if you're so obsessed with reproducibility and verifiability and all that rationalist methodological shit, here's an excellent parody of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer which I just received directly from God, and I am reliably informed that many other people have received it too.
Now do you believe me?
Rudolph the Red-Faced Horndog Had a very tiny wang. And if you ever saw it You would barely see it hang. All of the other Trump aides Knew he was a drunken sham. They knew that not-poor Rudolph Gained from every Russian scam.
Then one fine Election Eve, Borat came to say, “Rudolph with your wang so small, You’re the biggest dick of all!”
Then all the Trump aides ditched him, And they shouted out with glee, “Rudolph, the Red-Faced Horndog, You’ll go down in infamy!”
This just in: Donald Trump is a traitor. I had to rub my eyes and read it twice. Could the words in front of me really say what I thought they did? I This just in: Donald Trump is a traitor. I had to rub my eyes and read it twice. Could the words in front of me really say what I thought they did? I was the first to admit that questions had swirled around the charismatic billionaire from the moment he announced his candidacy, but surely there had to be some perfectly innocent explanation for his strange inability to confront Vladimir Putin over bounties put on American soldiers' heads, his stubborn defense of Saudi royals who cold-bloodedly murdered US residents, his repeated attacks on NATO and European allies, his mysterious debts to unnamed [continued page 94]
Next week: ursine toilet training program unsuccessful...more
It took me a while to understand what this famous book was about - I am still far from up to speed with moral philosophy - but once I'd figured out whIt took me a while to understand what this famous book was about - I am still far from up to speed with moral philosophy - but once I'd figured out where Rawls was heading it made good sense and was very illuminating. The central question, if I may practice my still unfluent moral philosophyspeak for a moment, concerns the relationship between the Right and the Good, and how they should inform our choice of social structures: in particular, which of the two should take precedence.
This may sound like medieval angels-on-the-point-of-a-pin hairsplitting, and I am sure I would once have dismissed it in those terms, but to my surprise I found it has a precise meaning. The Good, roughly, is what we want to do, or what will benefit us; the Right is what we are allowed to do, when our desires come into conflict with other people's. The Good will in general be a private notion: what makes me happy need not concern anyone but me. But the Right has to be a public notion. If it's going to determine who gets their way when my pursuit of my Good conflicts with your pursuit of yours, then there has to be a set of agreements we have both agreed to honour, otherwise there's no point in having a notion of Right in the first place.
Now if we're thinking about how to organise a society, which is what this book is about, should we start with the Right or the Good? Rawls says the standard answer is the one provided by utilitarianism. We start with the Good, we add up or average the amount of Good that everyone manages to accumulate, and we organise society so as to maximize that. ("The greatest good of the greatest number"). The upside is that, on average, people will by definition come out ahead. The downside is that some people will end up gaining at other people's expense. Unless they're very selfless, the people who came out behind may not be prepared to support the scheme.
But suppose instead, says Rawls, that we start with the Right instead of the Good, and make our starting point the question of how we would need to set up the rules so that everyone did feel they would want to support the resulting society? He does this using a hypothetical scenario called the Original Position. Imagine that everyone had to agree on rules for how society would be run without knowing in advance which role they would end up getting; you wouldn't know if you were going to end up rich or poor, male or female, straight or gay, smart or dumb, whatever. (A friend who's read the book points out that Buddhists will find it particularly easy to accept this hypothesis). What rules would you advocate? Rawls's basic argument is that if we did things this way we'd end up with an egalitarian society that was both fairer and more stable. Since we wouldn't know who we'd end up being, we'd want to make sure that everything we did benefited the least well-off people as well as the average and above-average people; we might end up being one of those least well-off people, so we'd want to cover that eventuality.
The book is written in an abstract, impersonal way, but it's not hard to think of concrete examples to test the ideas. I wonder if Ursula Le Guin was a fan. Her short story "The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas", which came out two years after Rawls's book, is pretty much a thought experiment designed to explore the core hypothesis. (Would you want to live in a society which was a paradise in every respect except that it involved slowly torturing a child to death?) And her masterpiece The Dispossessed, published the year after that, is a novel-length treatment of a planet organised along Rawlsian principles. Everyone on Anarres is equal, everyone is equally valued. As we see in the book, this doesn't make life perfect; people aren't perfect, so how could it? But Le Guin convincingly shows how this kind of society furthers what what Rawls considers the most important good, people's self-respect. It's hard not to love the Anarresti.
Moving from literature to the real world, covid has given us a distressingly graphic taste of the difference between utilitarianism and egalitarianism. Some countries, like New Zealand under Ardern, have adopted an egalitarian approach: it is unacceptable to adopt policies which we know will allow vulnerable people to die, we have to think first about keeping everyone as safe as possible even if there's a cost. The US, under Trump, has taken the converse approach: it is better to allow hundreds of thousands of people to die than weaken the economy and reduce the average level of well-being. In this context, it's interesting to see that Ardern was reelected with a substantial majority, while Trump lost his reelection bid despite frantic efforts to game the system. These examples arguably support the claim that a democratic society will tend to favour egalitarian ideas ahead of utilitarian ones.
The book is a strange mixture of academic distance and real passion, and you never know what you'll find when you start a section. Rawls's usual style is, alas, extraordinarily soporific, and I'm not sure I've ever fallen asleep so many times in the middle of a paragraph; I think his editor was too lenient, and when I posted quotes as reading updates I almost always found myself shortening them by a good 50%. But mixed in with the dry, overqualified philosophical language there are some extraordinary lyrical passages, and the ending is inspiring and uplifting. He believes in what he's saying, and he's effective at making you think you need to consider his ideas and revise your own. If you haven't read The Dispossessed, I'd recommend that instead. But if you've already read The Dispossessed twice and you keep wondering what Odo's books were like, check out Rawls. It's probably as close as you're going to get....more