Eeeee Eee Eeee is an acid trip in your hanNo Star Rating Possible.
Sara’s blue Popsicle was confused.
I am as confused as her Popsicle about this book.
Eeeee Eee Eeee is an acid trip in your hands.
I don’t work for Dominos. Maybe I could but probably not. At least not in Orlando.
Sometimes I make illegal U turns too but have only killed 1 squirrel. That I know of anyway. I ran it over. Were there more? Maybe, it was an accident and I’m sorry.
This book was recommended by a friend and I started reading it.
Goodreads is good like that. Getting recommendations from friends. Or maybe in this case bad like that.
Badreads. That is a different name. Otis would not like that.
After 10 pages I almost quit. It was weird. I mean really weird. A 1 star.
Then I gave it another chance. Sometimes I can be weird too.
That’s when I was confused like the opaque blue popsicle.
Now I wanted to rate it 5 stars as the most insightful thing in the world.
That’s stupid – it is clearly not the most insightful thing in the world.
And I went Eeeee. Eee. Eeeeeee. Ok – that is where the title originates. Not really the dolphin. Or the moose either.
I get it. Or do I?
I’m not depressed – maybe I should be. Maybe I should make a u turn.
There was a Bear. And a Dolphin. I said that already. It was dark.
I try to avoid driving. I’m pretty good at that.
Guess that means I’d be a bad Dominos driver. Since I don’t like to drive. I don’t like to fold boxes either. Except those 6 pack wine discount boxes at The Safeway. I like to fold those cause that means I am buying a 6 pack of wine at The Safeway. 10% discount, at The Safeway.
Do they do that at Walmart? I can ask Andrew, or Sara. No I can’t – they are fictional.
Honda Civics are strange. I don’t know why but it says so. In the book. The Eeeee book. With Andrew and Sara. But not really because they are fiction.
You got to look close. Real close.
Like this.
“Most people say “why not” and later on when it comes time to act say “it’s too hard” without ever trying to actually do anything.
That’s kinda profound. Like a peperoni pizza with Jalapenos. That’s Lisa’s favorite . Pepperoni. She says so when I call to order. I don’t really call her to order a pizza but sometimes I wish I was. Actually, Lisset suggested the jalapenos.
Maybe I should work at Dominos and deliver pepperoni pizza to Lisa and Lisset. And Eunice too. Wait, I can do that now at work anyway.
There is no escape. Even for the President or the substitute teacher. Not for the dolphin, bear or moose. Maybe the Alien.
They say this book will kick your ass. I don’t know. Maybe.
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