MMN-Bi Romance Secret Society Duet Book 2 NOT A STAND-ALONE
DNF @ 65% I think
This is a me thing and not the book. I like the secret society and the charaMMN-Bi Romance Secret Society Duet Book 2 NOT A STAND-ALONE
DNF @ 65% I think
This is a me thing and not the book. I like the secret society and the characters but this triad feels super uneven and there are more sex scenes between Nova and West than the 3 together. Because there are so many sex scenes with Nova, there’s a lot of scenes that I’m not vibing with and as much as I love them and want to support a book with a non-binary lead, I just feel like I’m skipping more of the book than I’m reading plus I’ve had it paused for over a month.
I picked this up because it’s part of a shared world and I wanted some backstory for when I pick up the MM Breaking The Code duet by Sara Hurst after part 2 drops on August 14th and I think I understand enough to enjoy that one. I don’t think reading this is a requirement to reading that one though because this had all the necessary info I needed about the other books in this series all nicely summarized so I fully understood everything. I enjoyed the scenes with Tavish though and am excited for his own book.
**spoiler alert** MM Romance High School Horror Show 1 Star ⭐️
I’m going to review this in list form because if not this review will be a bazillion page**spoiler alert** MM Romance High School Horror Show 1 Star ⭐️
I’m going to review this in list form because if not this review will be a bazillion pages long. I hated this book. This is a debut and usually I’m a bit nicer to new authors but FFS between the errors, the egregious number of commas used per sentence and overall WTFness of this story, I just cannot. Thankfully this was a buddy read or else I might have died. ...more
**spoiler alert** MM Romance Instalove Borefest 2 Stars 1 Star ⭐️
Welcome to “why do I do this to myself” part two. A Stealthy Situation by Saxon James **spoiler alert** MM Romance Instalove Borefest 2 Stars 1 Star ⭐️
Welcome to “why do I do this to myself” part two. A Stealthy Situation by Saxon James was part one in case you were wondering. ...more
This author is lucky I don’t rate things unless I get to at least 50% because this sucked!
The blurb for this madeMM Romance Mercenary Morons
DNF @ 30%
This author is lucky I don’t rate things unless I get to at least 50% because this sucked!
The blurb for this made me think it was going to be dark and smutty but this author clearly didn’t know what she wanted this book to be. We have Cain, head of this mercenary and security company, so you’d think he’d be big and bad but he acted like a 12 year old boy unable to control his boner. His love interest, the young thief, Ezra, breaks into his company trying to steal a hard drive for a mob boss and instead of taking him out, Cain locks him in his office and gets a boner looking at him. Okkkkk. Some security company. ...more
Ok so, I was hoping this would read like Jack Addison but instead it was kind of boring. Now saying that, LGBTQ+ Erotica Camping Part 1 of 4 2 Stars ⭐️
Ok so, I was hoping this would read like Jack Addison but instead it was kind of boring. Now saying that, I wasn’t sure if I liked the first one in JA either so I’m willing to give this another shot and try the second. It’s just for a title that says “spicy”, the only scene here was this guy’s bestie jacking off in the woods. This reminds me of Friday the 13th because it’s super campy (literally). Three friends go camping ...more
I legit hate this book and I’m disappointed af because it looked so good. I love characters who matchMM Romance High School Hatefest 1 Star ⭐️
DNF @ 65%
I legit hate this book and I’m disappointed af because it looked so good. I love characters who match each others crazy especially when it’s in an obsessive possessive way but this book is just a hot mess express and I can’t stand another minute of it.
Why I’m DNFing
1. The fact this is set in high school and yet these guys are dirty talking and doing kinky shit like they have a clue. High school boys aren’t doing this shit no matter how broken they are and having to read Peris say he wants to fuck Abel’s pussy was just too much for me. Yuck.
2. The descriptions of Abel are gross. The number of times I’ve had to read about his crooked teeth, knobby knuckles, large crooked nose, knobby toes, crooked jaw, knobby fingers made me ill ...more
Because the authors who put this shitty anthology together couldn’t be fucked to correct their typos, run on senteMM Truth Or Dare Anthology 1 Star ⭐️
Because the authors who put this shitty anthology together couldn’t be fucked to correct their typos, run on sentences, spelling and grammar issues, I can’t be fucked to write a proper review. When I read anthologies I take notes so I can remember what each one was about so I can cobble it into a cohesive review later but I’m just going to post my unhinged, unedited notes instead. The only story in this one I liked was So It Goes by Rikki Leighton and it only had one typo! Woohoo!! While there were some I DNF’d, the worst one was the first one, Squirty Cream by Joe Satoria. It’s amazing I kept reading this after that tbh. Most anthologies start with a story that draws the reader in but this one was just cringe. I’ll also turn on my highlights because why not.
Without further ado…
Squirty Cream by Joe Satoria
-super cringe omg.
-Ok this said it was British English so to all my British friends, please tell me you don’t call whipped cream squirty cream!! It sounds disgusting like if I still worked at a grocery store and someone asked me where the squirty cream was, I’d be a bit speechless. It just sounds so gross but that could be the fact the word “squirt” gives me the ick. And this story OMG ...more
I went into this for the wizard sex but besides them changing their spit into lube, removing clothes and/or their MM Romance Wizards No Rating
DNF @ 80%
I went into this for the wizard sex but besides them changing their spit into lube, removing clothes and/or their cum mess with a swish of their hands and the one snake scene it was just kind of mehhhh. Although, I did love all the dick piercings. ...more
This was my least favorite book of the series and I struggled to read it even though it was only 66 pages! While I enjoyMM Erotica Age Gap 2.5 Stars ⭐️
This was my least favorite book of the series and I struggled to read it even though it was only 66 pages! While I enjoyed having Rex and Devon there from the first two books, I felt like their presence affected Cal and Mac’s relationship growth. The sex wasn’t even all that hot to me and I fell asleep at one point ...more
Books like this are why I’m doing an ugly cover challenge because I’m just so sick of being tricked by the pretMM Romance Tentacled Aliens 2.5 Stars ⭐️
Books like this are why I’m doing an ugly cover challenge because I’m just so sick of being tricked by the pretty ones. This cover is so cute and I had seen some highlights that made me think I’d love this but I was so bored and kinda grossed out. Levi and his space crew are supposed to go to some planet to sign a peace treaty but it’s Levi’s first mission and the spaceship crashes. They crash on a planet that wasn’t even on the map and everyone just goes with it. If I crash landed on a planet no one heard of and 7 foot tall greenish beings with tentacles and large feelers approached me I can’t say I’d be like “oooo hello sexy alien. who cares about going home” but that’s exactly what happens. I wasn’t expecting real life because it’s sci-fi but due to the fact everyone is fine with everything happening I found this book so ungodly boring. It’s only 174 pages FFS but it felt like 400.
Apparently this tentacled alien is Levi’s fated mate so they have some kind of party with fruit that makes everyone horny and they fuck all night while Zat’tor fills Levi with so much of his pollen cum that it swells his entire belly. The visual of that is just ew. It also causes him to get pregnant. For a human who didn’t think that was possible he was strangely okay with it ...more
I absolutely hated this book. The first 10% felt like Unrequited, my favorite book by this author and later on there was even a reMM Romance 1 Star ⭐️
I absolutely hated this book. The first 10% felt like Unrequited, my favorite book by this author and later on there was even a reference to it but this was nothing like that book. The transition from roommates to their arrangement was weird, Miller was a creepy stalker for most of the book and Ryan annoyed the hell out of me. They had this weird arrangement up until like 90% and the back 10% is what I would have liked the entire book to actually be like.
I’m about ready to DNR this author but there’s one more on her backlist I’ve been wanting to read, Unbreak Me. It’s from when she first started writing and I vibed with her books. I can’t stand her new stuff though and hopefully after this one I won’t be tempted to pick anymore up. Lesson learned. ...more
I have no love for Kane or anyone else in this book. For mafia guys, Blaze and Kane were absolute idiots and their bMMMM Romance Mafia Morons 1 Star ⭐️
I have no love for Kane or anyone else in this book. For mafia guys, Blaze and Kane were absolute idiots and their boy toys Jaxon and Elijah weren’t much better. The worst part was the author trying to convince me that BDSM, shibari and Kane’s cock could cure all the voices Blaze heard daily in his mind. ...more
This has to be the most boring K Webster book I’ve ever read and it was a chore to finish. Nothing happens in this until around 7MM Romance 2 Stars ⭐️
This has to be the most boring K Webster book I’ve ever read and it was a chore to finish. Nothing happens in this until around 70% and that includes the completely lackluster sex scenes. It was super disappointing because this author usually writes really good mm stories even if they are OTT crazy but I couldn’t have cared less about the couple or the story line. It felt so phoned in and because K Webster didn’t release any mm books last year I was super excited to read this one but damn what a letdown.
The most interesting thing about this book had absolutely nothing to do with the couple but with the family members Tate is there to help. Let me break this down for those who didn’t read the previous books. I didn’t either but this family tree is so crazy it needs to be talked about.
✅Father: Nathan ✅Sons: Jude, Callum & Hugo ✅Almost 20 years ago Nathan falls for Callum’s high school girlfriend, knocks her up then marries her. Their twins are 17-18 in this book. ✅Callum still has major issues with his dad. DUH! Callum becomes a high school teacher and is involved with a student, Willa, who he marries and knocks up. She’s pregnant in this book. ✅Hugo had a son, Spencer, at some point. He also got married and fell in love with his young step daughter who his son Spencer was also into. Spencer & Hugo are now with her and she’s pregnant but doesn’t know which one is the father. It’s also a known fact that both men fuck her at the same time. ✅Jude, who this book is about is tame in comparison. He lost his mom in a house fire when he was 16 and blames himself for not saving her. He may have a fucked up family but he’s all about protecting them and Tate as the newcomer is a threat to him.
So Tate is hired by Nathan to come live on the family compound and become the family therapist. They all need help obviously but they are the most concerned for Jude because after losing his mom in the house fire, he has shut himself away and is just a shell of his former self. Jude wants nothing to do with Tate though and they have no therapy sessions therefore this wasn’t the therapist/patient trope I was looking forward to because they weren’t crossing any lines. The animosity between them died off real quick and nothing of any interest happened until the very end. I will say there was a bit of a twist I didn’t see coming but I think my not figuring it out had more to do with the fact I could barely stay awake reading this rather than it being some amazing turn of events.
My biggest disappointment was the absolutely lackluster sex scenes. ...more
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