this explanation/intro will be posted before each day’s short story. scroll down to get to the story-review.
this is the SIWELCOME TO DECEMBER PROJECT!
this explanation/intro will be posted before each day’s short story. scroll down to get to the story-review.
this is the SIXTH year of me doing a short story advent calendar as my december project. for those of you new to me or this endeavor, here’s the skinny: every day in december, i will be reading a short story that is 1) available free somewhere on internet, and 2) listed on goodreads as its own discrete entity. there will be links provided for those of you who like to read (or listen to) short stories for free, and also for those of you who have wildly overestimated how many books you can read in a year and are freaking out about not meeting your 2020 reading-challenge goals. i have been gathering links all year when tasty little tales have popped into my feed, but i will also accept additional suggestions, as long as they meet my aforementioned 1), 2) standards.
GR has deleted the pages for several of the stories i've read in previous years without warning, leaving me with a bunch of missing reviews and broken links, which makes me feel shitty. i have tried to restore the ones i could, but my to-do list is already a ball of nightmares, so that's still a work-in-progress. however, because i don't have a lot of time to waste, i'm not going to bother writing much in the way of reviews for these, in case GR decides to scrap 'em again.
i am doing my best. merry merry.
DECEMBER 14: NO MOON AND FLAT CALM - ELIZABETH BEAR
i've never read any of elizabeth bear's full-length novels, but this is the tenth short story i've read of hers over the years, and she's been so reliable, it's a mystery to me why i've never cracked open anything else, especially since she has a book called Karen Memory, which is my name coupled with a thing i used to have. i do own that book, though, so maybe 2022 will be the year for us.
anyway, outer space stories. i used to be very "no thanks" about 'em, but murderbot paved the way for me to be more open to their delights, and i recently read the very excellent Dead Silence, so i guess i'm a fan now?
this one is advertised as A new short story about panic in space, which sounds very much like former-me approaching an outer space story.
now that i'm ready, willing, and able to venture off-earth, storywise, i trusted my love of the BEAR to carry me through this one, and i'm happy to report that it's nearly as good as her other stories, although not as stick-in-my-heart as murderbot, if we're ranking pew pew spaceship tales.
this explanation/intro will be posted before each day’s short story. scroll down to get to the story-review.
this is the SIWELCOME TO DECEMBER PROJECT!
this explanation/intro will be posted before each day’s short story. scroll down to get to the story-review.
this is the SIXTH year of me doing a short story advent calendar as my december project. for those of you new to me or this endeavor, here’s the skinny: every day in december, i will be reading a short story that is 1) available free somewhere on internet, and 2) listed on goodreads as its own discrete entity. there will be links provided for those of you who like to read (or listen to) short stories for free, and also for those of you who have wildly overestimated how many books you can read in a year and are freaking out about not meeting your 2020 reading-challenge goals. i have been gathering links all year when tasty little tales have popped into my feed, but i will also accept additional suggestions, as long as they meet my aforementioned 1), 2) standards.
GR has deleted the pages for several of the stories i've read in previous years without warning, leaving me with a bunch of missing reviews and broken links, which makes me feel shitty. i have tried to restore the ones i could, but my to-do list is already a ball of nightmares, so that's still a work-in-progress. however, because i don't have a lot of time to waste, i'm not going to bother writing much in the way of reviews for these, in case GR decides to scrap 'em again.
i am doing my best. merry merry.
DECEMBER 9: DARKER TIDE - MARK LAWRENCE
when i invited all of you (both of you?) to read this story with me today, i had no idea how long it was. pals, it is LONG. it's broken up into six parts, and estimated reading times are provided:
part 1 - 35 minutes part 2 - 38 minutes part 3 - 27 minutes part 4 - 33 minutes part 5 - 40 minutes part 6 - 30 minutes
your reading speed may vary—mine did—but it was still way more time than i had anticipated spending on fulfilling today's short story challenge.
silver-lining-however, reading a long'un helped me feel like less of a cheaty-reader for having read those veryshort stories earlier in this project even though i know the only one judging me for that is me.
if you have the time, it's worth reading this one. although it features the same encroaching-darkness phenomenon as Dark Tide, it's more of a companion story than a sequel, so you can read this one independently without any confusion. there are some repeated elements between the two stories: a "ship" called Pandora (FUN FACT: Dark Tide has TWO...modes of transport named Pandora), the mantra "Hope floats," the image of a burned-out car with a gutted teddy bear, and the eventual mode of escape, but in this one, there's just more: more backstory, more character work, more conflicts, more time spent observing/evading the darkness and the additional threats it generates, more time strategizing an escape plan, more speculation around the cause of the event, more detail about what happens to people (and animals) the darkness has touched, more magic, and more mentions of a-ha.
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it's set in 1985, and it has very strong stephen king/stranger things vibes—part coming-of-age story, part RUN FROM THE HORRORS story.
Elias didn’t understand how friendship worked. He didn’t understand the forces that would push him out of the car into the claws of monsters rather than let down a boy who almost broke his nose last fall over an argument about a skateboard. Intellectually he knew that whatever random collection of boys had been in his class at school he would have found friends. Robbie was just a roll of the dice. But he was Elias’s roll. This was his life. What had been given to him and what he had taken, and if he were willing to toss it aside because of fear, then what was any of it worth? If their friendship wasn’t special than neither was the life he was trying to protect.
(there are a lot of typos throughout this story and i have chosen to copyedit that passage instead of [sic.]-ing it—please don't sue me for tampering!)
anyway, not content with deleting my previous years' advent calendar stories, gr had "a problem saving [my] review," so i've had to rewrite all of this (certain that my original words were funnier and wiser all around), and i have reached the limit of how much time i am willing to spend on this silly little post and am feeling very scroogegrinch right now.
this explanation/intro will be posted before each day’s short story. scroll down to get to the story-review.
this is the SIWELCOME TO DECEMBER PROJECT!
this explanation/intro will be posted before each day’s short story. scroll down to get to the story-review.
this is the SIXTH year of me doing a short story advent calendar as my december project. for those of you new to me or this endeavor, here’s the skinny: every day in december, i will be reading a short story that is 1) available free somewhere on internet, and 2) listed on goodreads as its own discrete entity. there will be links provided for those of you who like to read (or listen to) short stories for free, and also for those of you who have wildly overestimated how many books you can read in a year and are freaking out about not meeting your 2020 reading-challenge goals. i have been gathering links all year when tasty little tales have popped into my feed, but i will also accept additional suggestions, as long as they meet my aforementioned 1), 2) standards.
GR has deleted the pages for several of the stories i've read in previous years without warning, leaving me with a bunch of missing reviews and broken links, which makes me feel shitty. i have tried to restore the ones i could, but my to-do list is already a ball of nightmares, so that's still a work-in-progress. however, because i don't have a lot of time to waste, i'm not going to bother writing much in the way of reviews for these, in case GR decides to scrap 'em again.
i am doing my best. merry merry.
DECEMBER 8: DARK TIDE - MARK LAWRENCE
In the deep places there are things older than man, things that cannot be forgotten and so are better left unknown.
i promised to read a longer story today to make up for yesterday's nursery rhyme quickie, and I HAVE COME THROUGH.
this is a spooky short-long story about the emergence of a mysterious Event that is reminiscent-of-but-different-than stephen king's The Mist; in this case, a (wait for it) DARK TIDE that starts creeping into an unsuspecting city by night, engulfing buildings, cars, people, and leaving all that it touches changed in horrifying ways once it recedes. as the crisis escalates, tension becomes panic, giving rise to violence and looting, all of which become obstacles for one family struggling to survive this menacing supernatural flood.
Being trapped is bad. The slow discovery that you’re trapped is worse. Having to march your young children through decay and ruin in order to learn that you’re trapped is hell.
apparently, there's a companion story, Darker Tide, that also qualifies for this project, so—spoiler alert—that is what i will be reading tomorrow if anyone else cares to join me.
✓ characters isolated from the real world, with all of its pesky rules and social niceties.
✓ survival of the scrappiest.
i was expecting a Battle Royale kind of story, and it wasn't until i had the ARC in my hot little hands that i learned this was a rework of the minotaur/labyrinth myth, an unexpected supernatural angle which forced me to recalibrate—and if i'm being honest—lower my expectations.
in a second unwelcome surprise, the ARC's "dear reader" letter (am i the only one who reads these?) proclaims the story to be: an of-the-moment, scarily precise diagnosis of class and privilege and generational wealth.
huh? i thought i was getting a mindless splatter-romp through an amusement park like FantasticLand, where—if there was any attempt at a social message it was buried beneath a heap of body parts.
let us leave unexamined what it says about me that i use competitive murder books as escapist entertainment. suffice it to say, i ride the subway into the city every day, which gives me a front-row seat to the decline of civilization along with some simmering fantasies about thinning out the human herd.
however, despite my apprehension about its supernatural foes and societal woes, i was completely won over. the social commentary wasn't too heavy-handed and was well-integrated into the architecture of the story, and the beastie proved just as good as a human adversary at satisfying my bloodthirsty little readersoul. it helped that—precision be damned—i just pictured the red bull from The Last Unicorn.
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PLOTSTUFF: fourteen competitors enter a weeklong hide-and-seek tournament with a $50,000 prize. some of the players are modern-world visionaries looking to harness the publicity of the competition to kickstart their brand and some are disadvantaged people who could really use that fifty thou in prize money to, you know, live. and all they have to do to win is scatter and stay hidden from dawn to dusk within the crumbling, overgrown amusement park until one person remains. if you're found, you're done.
you. are. done.
hide-and-seek may not be a team sport, but any Survivor-savvy strategist knows the importance of forming alliances, and some of our merry band will approach this adventure like any other reality-tv scenario—speechifying and working their angles for the hidden cameras, but they will soon discover that the stakes are higher than advertised, the game is rigged, and—far from being a random selection process, the contestants have all been chosen because of the one thing they all have common.
bwah ha haaaaaa...
don't worry about keeping track of all fourteen characters, because the bodies start dropping so quickly that the first batch of cannon-fodder contestants don't even get fleshed out beyond the broad strokes of their personalities before they're gone. the group whittles down quickly until only a handful remain, and thankfully these characters are well-developed with fully defined personalities and backstories designed to ignite the reader's sympathies—flawed but likable underdogs with hard-earned survival skills put to good use.
it's less graphically brutal than i'd anticipated, but more psychologically brutal, an emotionally effective survival story of class divide and the entitled elite driven by the same "some people are disposable" philosophy as The Most Dangerous Game and Good Rich People, but with more monsters at the story's center.
and also a minotaur.
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it is HERE!!!! HOLD MY CALLS!!
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OMG the ARC for this is on its way to me. i might have to get covid again so i can curl up with it uninterrupted.
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i got an ARC of this book back in august 2NOW AVAILABLE !!!
SPOOKTOBER REMEEEEEMBERS!
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i got an ARC of this book back in august 2021, put off reading it until spooktober 2021, and even though i was so excited to be, as this bookmark declares, one of the first readers of this book, and even though the pub date got moved a whole month back, here i sit on delayed-pub-date-eve and i still haven't reviewed it.
i am the worst.
the worst thing about being the worst is that i LOVED this book, despite my lack of interest in outer space stuff that doesn't involve murderbot, and now i'm worried i'm not going to write a very good review for it because i waited too long and my brain is tired and i'm terrible at everything these days.
this book deserves so much more than me.
but you deserve this book—whether or not you're into outer space stuff. it's a mishmash of sci fi, horror, mystery, psychological suspense, and even some romance, which sounds genre-greedy, but manages to work, somehow.
it's a whizz-bang adventure story about a beacon-repair crew on the tail-end of their final mission, after which machines will take over the work from humans like some futuristic version of the industrial revolution. team leader claire kovalik, our unreliable narrator with a tragic backstory, is not looking forward to this transition at all, so when the opportunity to prolong the mission presents itself, she digs in despite the protestations of some of the members of her crew.
to be fair, it's a pretty exciting opportunity: the discovery of The Aurora; a luxury spacecraft that went missing on its maiden voyage twenty years ago carrying hundreds of passengers—the rich, the famous, and the infamous—whose disappearance became the stuff of legend, speculation, a bermuda-triangle-grade mysteeeeerious phenomenon, and here it is—the chance to make history, solve the mystery, or—for the less noble crew members—fill their pockets with bling.
and what harm could there be in boarding a ship that, despite being top of the line in every way, abruptly and inexplicably went dark and has been floating through places unknown full of whatever's left of whatever fate its passengers met, undisturbed and unprovoked for decades?
as it turns out, SO MUCH HARM!! SO MANY HARMS!!! A MANYLAYERED HEAP OF HARMS!
it's a locked-room mystery set in a haunted house in outer space, and it's intense, wonderful, surprising, disorienting—there are so many different levels of unreliability to this thing and it is an absolute thrill trying to excavate the truth from claire's slippery heap of memories distorted by hallucination, damage, amnesia, lies, self-preservation, and trauma, and even though i waited a long time to sing its praises, i am singing them as loudly as i can to make up for it.
"Anyone who goes into the mountains brings the mountains back with them."
that's an efficient summary of the book, but if you want to NOW AVAILABLE!!!!
"Anyone who goes into the mountains brings the mountains back with them."
that's an efficient summary of the book, but if you want to make a stew out of it, add that nietzsche/abyss quote, some lovecraftian themes and adjectives, and SO many birds—specifically DEATH BIRDS:
"Don't you know the stories? Death birds are said to guide the souls of fallen climbers out of this world. If you believe what the old guides and mountain folk say, at least."
"And do you?"
He smiles. "Did you know mountain rescuers often find fallen climbers without their eyes? By the time they find the bodies, the birds have already gotten to them. Ravens, jackdaws, crows; they pick out the eyes and swallow them up."
"Jeez, really?"
"Ask one of those guides. They say the birds do it so the soul is free to escape. Otherwise it's doomed to stay and haunt the place it was found in. But sometimes the soul doesn't want to leave and it lingers inside the bird for a while. They say that if you listen, you can hear their screams coming from the mountains at night."
and now i have a new fear.
i am someone who loves horror novels that smoosh supernatural elements into the dangers of nature, because even without the things that go bump in the night, the natural world'll always find a way to rock-block the hubris of humans trying to cram themselves into nature's most intimate parts without consent—digging further, diving deeper, climbing higher, and nature has a very specific way of expressing that no means NO:
Every year, climbers—sometimes entire teams—disappear into deep glacial voids and die in their frozen darkness. If the mountain is merciful, the drop is deep enough to smash them into silence in one go. Most victims, however, are trapped between blue, narrowing walls of ice, and as their body warmth melts the ice, they sink slowly deeper and deeper, until they die very consciously of asphyxiation.
and now i have two new fears.
Echo is about a man named sam whose experienced-mountaineer boyfriend nick sets out with his even-more experienced companion augustin on an alps-scaling jaunt and comes back alone—physically, psychologically, and biologically changed. nick's former golden-boy beauty has been ravaged; the lower half of his face swathed in a mummy's worth of bandages holding what's left of his face in, but his personality, his aura has also been altered—he's brought back unspeakable horrors from the aptly-named Maudit; a stuff-of-legend tardis of a mountain where ancient forces scoff at human stuff like scale and logic and geometry, and are now clinging to him like psyche-rooted parasites, affecting everyone who comes into contact with him and unleashing The Morose on the valley below, along with—as i have mentioned—so many birds.
although at first sam is repulsed by nick's spooky new characteristics, love conquers all, and he finds that new-nick is not without a certain dark intoxicating quality—the allure of vertigo that the french call l’appel du vide (the call of the void), the yawning-abyss dizziness kierkegaard described as "the dizziness of freedom," the same that inspired an italian songwriter to declare: la vertigine non é paura di cadere, ma voglia di volare (vertigo isn’t the fear of falling, it’s the desire to fly).
none of those references are specifically in the text, although this book is absolutely a polyglot's delight, riddled with often-untranslated bibbits of evocative phrasings that forced me to dust off my slumbering frenchiness.
the shape is a multi-POV, time-slippy narrative, mostly linear but pockmarked with holes, where the structure contributes to the reader's discomfort—you kind of always feel like you're walking in mid-conversation, the missing plot-points feel like missing time after a seizure or fainting spell and it's all wonderfully eerie and uncomfortable.
it's a surreal and suggestive kind of book, and although i'm not usually a fan of this kind of incomprehensible, unfathomable, joseph-and-the-coat-of-many-cosmic-horror-descriptors style of horror, i was surprised and thrilled to find myself completely creeped out several times, which is a rare occurrence for me. that whole opening bit with the blink-encroaching wraiths:
The people in the stairwell are still there. They're closer now.
as well as the thing that happens to the boy on the operating table and the smile nick draws on his bandages:
He turned to look at me, and, man, chills up and down my spine. On the bandage strips, where his mouth shoulda been, he'd Sharpied a smiley mouth. A black, half-moon curve, crossed at the edges for round Cupid cheeks. Coulda been innocuous, but wasn't. Cuz his head was moving and the smiley wasn't, giving his face the grisliness of a puppet come to life.
But the top half was real, and that was Nick. He made a muffled sound, looked happy to see me.
He typed on his iPad:
Smile!
This way you'll always know it's me and never mistake me for someone else. When I smile, you don't have to be scared of me, okay?
I couldn't tell if he was joking or not. I smiled to be on the safe side and said, "I'm not scared of you."
But I was.
his fear is entirely justified, as was mine soon afterwards:
When I looked up, I saw him slowly swing his right arm and put his hand on his Sharpied smiley mouth.
yeesh.
and the cold, i mean THE COLD, it's a monster all on its own:
I hadn't even gotten halfway to the village before I wish I'd stayed home. The valley was on the verge of a panic attack. The mountains seemed to have been disjointed. The sky rocked. The cold unhinged. There are November mornings when the cold is clear, crackling, and crisp, but this cold was sticky, syrupy, clung to you. Like it was begging you for help. You, the first organism to have crossed its path, and would you please take it with you and protect it from what's about to happen, because that was much, much worse than the cold itself.
Jesus. The Morose hadn't even got started yet and my metaphors were already going haywire.
the day i finished this book, winter finally dumped a bunch of snow on us, and since i can now participate in the instagram-experience even though i still stubbornly refuse to own a pocket-phone, i foolishly decided to photograph this book out in the blizzard i had to brave on my way to work. i posed it here and there, trying to find the perfect alps-looking background, whilst being buffeted by the wind, waist-deep in a snowdrift, and by the time i had taken way too many very average shots, my fingers were completely numb and i had to stop off at connor's so he could wrap my hands in a hairdryer-warmed scarf until i could feel them again and i have never felt such pain as the thawing of my fingies. needless to say, i was late to work, but once i was finally on the subway, i came across this passage and it made me laugh ever-so-ruefully:
I stick my frozen hands under my Gore-Tex coat and in my armpits. The burning pain that takes over my fingers as the blood flows back into them pushes all my thoughts out of my head and I have to scream.
all of that, and this is what i got:
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oh, well. i did my best.
anyway, this book is spooky and i liked it very much. that is my review. i did my best.
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i am very grateful to tor/nightfire for sending me this ARC, and for caring about my safety enough to also send along a handy first-aid kit to protect me from life's quotidian scrapes, even though it would in no way protect me from the dangers of LE MAUDIT.
i really enjoyed The Wife Upstairs; hawkins' Jane Eyre-in-suburbia retelling, so i jumped at the eNOW AVAILABLE!!!
talk about a cover that POPS.
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i really enjoyed The Wife Upstairs; hawkins' Jane Eyre-in-suburbia retelling, so i jumped at the early-opportunity to read this one, which promised to contain all the things i love in a thriller: flawed characters with seeeecrets stuck in an isolated environment where THINGS START GOING HORRIBLY WRONG AND BODIES START DROPPING.
lux mcallister* and her boyfriend of six intense months, nico johannsen, are slumming it hawaii-style as the novel opens—she's working as a maid in a posh hotel, he's hanging out at the marina waiting for lux to earn enough paychecks to get his boat fixed after which they plan to sail off into the sunset for a life of romantic adventure.
nico comes from money, but he's committed to making his own way (i.e. allowing his girlfriend to bring home the bacon), but it's fine, it's fine because he's hot and a very chill guy and lux—who most certainly does not come from money—has nowhere else to be and only tragedy in her rearview.
when college-besties and young lovelies amma and brittany hire nico to take them out to meroe island; a tiny, uninhabited, out-of-the-way atoll with a troubling past history of shipwrecks and cannibalism and missing persons, lux is slightly more concerned with the potential for infidelity-shenanigans than the island's unsavory reputation.
but as it happens, the girls want lux to join them on their adventure, and after lux negotiates the terms of payment, they arrive on the island to find another couple with the same idea: wealthy golden australian lovebirds jake and eliza. and then there were six. six beautiful carefree twenty-somethings with nothing to do but spend an idyllic two weeks bacchanaling on the beach.
and then came robbie. and suddenly the island was a little too crowded.
it's a very twisty story; an elaborate house-of-cards plot built upon secrets and lies, betrayals big and small, vanishing acts, and hidden agendas. before too long, their isolation becomes a trap where a collision of variables—sex, drugs, boredom, booze, machetes, guns, and those hidden agendas result in a murder-in-paradise scenario, and boy, these girls are RECKLESS.
it's an agatha christie type of story, although it is far more comfortable dropping "fucks" and "cunts" than dame christie's characters ever were, and if 'island gothic' wasn't a thing before this book, it definitely is now.
for the most part, it's a propulsive page-turner, but there are some draggy bits where you're waiting for characters to catch up to what you, dear reader, have already deduced, but that doesn't diminish the enjoyment of a class-and-gender-focused thriller that asks the important questions:
What am I when you strip everything else away?
I'm a motherfucking survivor.
* lux interior is the only lux for meeeee!!!!!!!!!!
oooh, goodreads choice awards finalist for best horror 2021! WHAT WILL HAPPEN LET’S FIND OUT!
Curiosity was the faceless monster that stuck a pitchforkoooh, goodreads choice awards finalist for best horror 2021! WHAT WILL HAPPEN LET’S FIND OUT!
Curiosity was the faceless monster that stuck a pitchfork through the cat.
i tore through this book so quickly that, although i had a good time reading it, it's already starting to vanish outta my brain:
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in the real world, slumber parties, homecoming dances, and summer camps are not typically plagued by single-minded spree-killers who are themselves eventually killed by plucky heroines, earning them "final girl" status. entering into the world of this book, you have to accept that the final girl scenario occurs with some regularity and slasher movies are more or less documentaries of these crimes.
but back in our world, a world where the book Final Girls already exists, do we neeeed another version of the same story—a murder mystery about someone systematically tracking down and killing these final girl survivors? i love grady hendrix enough to say YES without hesitation, but to be honest, i'm already mixing the two books up in my head. i guess it's a good thing i haven't yet read The Last Final Girl.
i thought that the idea of a support group for these survivors of horrific crimes was a promising concept, because we rarely get psychological closure from slasher films—to see the toll that must naturally follow once the shock and adrenaline wears off and the triumph of conquering one's adversary fades beneath the reality of having watched friends die, having faced one's own death and having taken a life—an altogether different shade of horror. i thought this book would have the same kind of vibe as seanan mcguire's wayward children series, where individuals who'd gotten to live, briefly, in magical fantasy worlds became depressed and pissed off after returning to the drab real world, but it's not really about the support group, although it is very much about living with a traumatic past, and how trauma can make someone paranoid and terrified of normal life, or a complete badass, or both of these things at once.
If diamonds are a girl's best friend, then reliable handguns with a lot of stopping power are a final girl's.
hendrix always delivers these stylish and high-concept horror stories, and i really appreciate his referential flourishes and his design sensibilities, from the ephemera meta-materials sprinkled throughout the novel to how he frames his acknowledgment pages.
this one seemed less inventive than some of his other books, but if i hadn't already read Final Girls, i probably would have enjoyed it more. i'm rounding a 3.5 to a 4 for prior good deeds and i'm hoping his next one, whenever and whatever it is, blows my mind.
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i was going to wait until spooktober to read this, but instead it was a five-hour distraction from this terrible heat and i'm okay with that.
oooh, goodreads choice awards finalist for best horror 2021! WHAT WILL HAPPEN LET’S FIND OUT!
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REVIEW TO COME! for now, enjoooh, goodreads choice awards finalist for best horror 2021! WHAT WILL HAPPEN LET’S FIND OUT!
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REVIEW TO COME! for now, enjoy the song that was playing in my my head the whole time i was reading this, my smile is a rifle.
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it came at me like a slasher-villain; stalking me quietly for aaaaages before murdering me spectacularly in the last act, and i never even saw it coming.
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i'd been enjoying it—i may be a latecomer to the SGJ-appreciation society, but i'm an enthusiastic member, and this one's got a strong opening scene, a good build, and a memorable teengirl protagonist/unreliable narrator named jade whose obsession with slasher films has earned her the same 'spooky loner' status of any tim burton character
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but alas, there's no conga-line-with-ghosts light at the end of jade's tunnel; hers is an ingrained, bone-deep sadness characterized by loneliness, self-deprecation and self-harm. unlike her peers, she's not looking forward to prom or graduation, the only thing she's impatiently awaiting is a real-life slasher event in her hometown.
she views the world through a slasher-film lens, framing her life's events within the context of genre rules and conventions; cataloging the parallels, interpreting the harbinger-y signs, convinced that a bloodbath is imminent, and she's gonna relish watching it all go down.
an outsider through and through, she expects her role in the coming events will be as a witness rather than a participant—she's not planning to instigate this slasher-scenario, nor does she aspire to become the final-girl-heroine of such an event, she just wants to watch the inevitable horrors unfold. her peculiar convictions strew breadcrumbs of ambiguity throughout the pages, but nestled alongside all the doubts and logical explanations surrounding her observations is the possibility that maybe—just maybe—she's on to something.
its tonal stew of creepy and sad ticks all my horror-loving boxes, and it's seasoned with wry humor and slasher-film references out the wazoo, but it lights such a long fuse, engaging in some prolonged narrative edging, which—for some readers, no doubt, cultivated an excruciating sense of anticipation, but to me, it felt unfocused and repetitive.*
and then.
the last part is just one giant bolus of horror-movie tropes and references you can practically roll-call: Friday the 13th? here! Get Out? here! The Ring? present! Jaws? blub blub rraaaarr!
the scope of it all reminded me of this disney puzzle i had when i was little
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like that puzzle, i loved seeing everything take shape here and, just as i couldn’t, as a baby-karen, identify all of the depicted characters, i’m sure i missed many references, but they were clearly all part of the same world, contributing their part to the big picture, their pieces all fitting together in such a satisfying way.
here, the finished puzzle is a Cabin in the Woods meta-mash rollercoaster of adversaries: slashers and supernaturals and animals, oh my! a concatenation of realizations and retractions and spoke too soons and not quite deads and are we safe yets; a relentless bloodbath parade of stab stab stab
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culminating in a breathtaking and unexpectedly emotional catharsis.
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and when it was all over, i was raw and scoured and spent, and i was grateful for all of it.
and now that i know this is going to be a trilogy? my chainsaw heart is revving.
* when someone asked how i was liking the book, i said it felt like it had been treading water for ages, and after finishing it, i remembered that comment and laffed and laffed. for reasons.
four riley sager books under my belt and i'm still not sure how i feel about him. i liked Final Girls and liked-liked Home BSPOOKTOBER FOREVER!
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four riley sager books under my belt and i'm still not sure how i feel about him. i liked Final Girls and liked-liked Home Before Dark, but Lock Every Door was pretty dumb, and this one might be even dumber.
FUN FACT: this is the SECOND book i have read with this title, (see also Survive the Night by danielle vega), and that one was also terrible.
scratch that—this one isn't terrible—he gets points for writing a propulsive page-turner that sucks you in and keeps you invested in barreling towards the conclusion, it's just—once you get to the conclusion, there are a lot of lingering brain-splinters from things that just don't add up, and it left me feeling the same simmering-resentment i had after both of iain reid's novels; I'm Thinking of Ending Things and Foe.
in its favor, this was a one-day read, which—considering my attention span and workload these days—was a rare treat.
but there's so much about that's just...dumb.
our dum-dum heroine is named charlie, after a character in hitchcock's Shadow of a Doubt. perhaps because of this cinematic birthright, she's a bit film-obsessed; a film theory major in her third year of college, she's an ambulatory IMDB whose social game is largely comprised of dropping cast lists and release dates.
She could be mute for hours, but if someone mentions a film title, the words pour out. Maddy had once told her that movies were her version of wine coolers. They really loosen you up.
Charlie knows it's true, which is why asking people about their favorite movies is the only icebreaker she has. It instantly tells her how much time and energy she should spend on a person. If someone mentions Hitchcock or Ford or Altman or even Argento, they're probably worth talking to. On the flip side, if someone brings up The Sound of Music, Charlie knows it's best to just walk away.
maddy was charlie's best friend and roommate, and her death two months ago has left charlie so grief-stricken that she's decided to go stay with her grandmother in ohio for a while.
and she's not sure if she's ever going to return, or see her boyfriend robbie, again.
there are two layers to that statement:
1) the campus, the room they shared, the clubs they went to—every inch of the school sparks a memory of maddy and now everything is a painful reminder of an absence charlie's not sure she can overcome.
2) maddy didn't just die, she was murdered, becoming the third victim of the campus killer, and now charlie's about to get in a car with some guy named josh she met briefly at the campus ride-share board, and she's standing around alone at 9:00 pm in the winterdark, having sent her boo back to his apartment because he had an early class. these are not the actions of a person who's long for this world.
as though emphasizing her foolishness, charlie's standing right next to a streetlamp with a Take Back the Night flyer on it, ignoring three of the four safety tips:
Never go out alone at night. Always walk in pairs. Always tell someone where you're going. Never trust a stranger.
to her credit, she knows she's being a dum dum:
...according to the Take Back the Night flyer, she shouldn't even be here at all, alone at the curb with suitcases and a box, clearly looking like someone about to leave and who no one would miss for a few days.
but, dummies gonna dum.
charlie hasn't been behind the wheel since her parents were killed in a car accident, so the coincidence of finding someone—even a stranger—who conveniently happens to be driving from new jersey to ohio seems more like a golden opportunity than a risk, when all she cares about is getting away to mourn the loss of her friend in the comforting presence of the only family she has left.
even if there's a killer on the loose.
increasing her vulnerability is charlie's tendency to retreat into a movie in her mind, a little neural glitch she's got where she zones out into uncontrollable fugue states without warning, which episodes frequently leave her unable to differentiate between reality and reverie.
explaining her condition to josh:
"Instead of what's really happening, I see a heightened version of the scene. Like my brain is playing tricks on me. I hear conversations that aren't happening and see things that aren't really there. It feels like life..."
"Only better?"
Charlie shakes her head. "More manageable."
She had always thought of it as seeing things in wide-screen. Not everything. Just certain moments. Difficult ones. A Steadicam operator gliding through the rough patches of her life. It wasn't until she was forced to see the psychiatrists who prescribed the little orange pills that Charlie realized what the movies in her mind really were.
Hallucinations.
That was what the psychiatrist called them.
She said it was like having a mental circuit breaker, triggered when Charlie's emotions threaten to overwhelm her. In times of grief or stress or fear, a switch flips in Charlie's brain, replacing reality with something more cinematic and easier to handle.
charlie feels responsible for maddy's death because she slipped into one of these mind-movies the night maddy died, and may have seen her talking to the man who killed her. no matter how many times she returns to the memory, she can't identify the man or sort out fact from fiction, infusing her grief with all sorts of guilt.
this condition conveniently makes her an easy target for gaslighting ne'er-do-wells, and sager takes advantage of this as charlie's trip to grandmother's house (in a bright red coat, naturally) becomes increasingly sinister and dreamlike and MY WHAT BIG TEETH YOU HAVE when, despite her hazy perception, charlie starts noticing some conflicting details in josh's story and suspects she may have accepted a ride with the wrong stranger.
it's a neat twist on an urban legend hitchhiking tale, but there's a lot that, ultimately, doesn't wash, although it is absolutely a very fun ride. for the reader, not so much for charlie.
one more gripe for the road: it's set in the 1991, not for any particular love of the time period, but because one cellphone and this story is over. however, it doesn't feel like immersive retro fun; he doesn't grady hendrix it—gleefully peppering the book with temporal references and nods and winks to get the reader in the 90's mood. using a nirvana song as a plot point is not the same as evoking an era.
perhaps i read this one too close to My Heart Is a Chainsaw, which features another unreliable female narrator obsessed with movies to the extent that the boundaries between life and film get a little blurry. that book is a slow-burning heartblam, this one is a kiddie-sparkler on the fourth of july—fun while it's fizzling, but...then what?
i'm all a-flicker about how to rate this fun but flawed thriller.
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and then i remember that none of this matters and no one cares what i think and the world is a mess, so why not be a person who rounds up??
“What do people look for out of a story, Spin? You told enough of them to know.”
I thought a moment, then answered. “They look for it t
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“What do people look for out of a story, Spin? You told enough of them to know.”
I thought a moment, then answered. “They look for it to have a good shape and end where it’s supposed to.”
this is a good/better/best kind of trilogy: The Book of Koli set everything up, The Trials of Koli widened the margins, and this massive conclusion explodes everything, resetting the pieces beautifully.
after all,
When something big starts to fall, it goes as gentle as thistledown at first. But oh, how it gathers!
although the books are named for plucky protag koli, he was never my favorite character, so when the second book split the POVs between koli and spinner, it was a very welcome development. this third book has three POVs, and when that third voice unexpectedly took over, i literally gasped with excitement, and my little readerheart pitter pattered. it was exactly the angle the story needed, and it provided some excellent insights and clarity and depth, brilliantly upending some notions we as readers had been taking for granted.
over the course of the three books, the characters have changed and grown with their experiences, although koli remains pretty gormless, and his voice is by far the least appealing of the three. his boundless empathy, loyalty, and wide-eyed approach to the world around him should make him ill-suited to survive that world, but the characters accompanying him on his journey: ursala, cup, and monono, provide enough cynical grit to keep me invested, and to keep koli from chasing a butterfly into an abyss or something.
while koli & pals are off exploring the ruins of ingland and coming up against some truly diabolical foes, spinner's story relates the challenges facing those left behind in mythen rood. she's become a formidable strategist; militarily, defending the village against outside forces, and politically, using her position to propose changes sure to rock the social hierarchy koli already set a-tremble by exposing the lies everything's been built upon.
she has achieved so much by this point, and matured with her hard-won knowledge, taking on a great deal of responsibility at the expense of her peace of mind.
Smiling in the face of horrors is a thing you can get better at. It was probably one of the first tricks our mothers' mothers ever learned.
she's smiled through plenty of horrors and suffered enough losses to understand the finer points of loss and mourning.
Grief's not a debt we owe. It wells up or it doesn't.
everything here is bigger—more action, more moral quandaries, more philosophizing about the double-edged sword of technology and progress, and the myriad ways that power—whether scientific or societal—can be abused.
there's also plenty to chew on if you dig mind/body matters in a transcending corporeality kind of way: numerous AIs exploring themes of agency v programming, clones, implanted memories and their effect on personality, and a sensitive and nuanced treatment of gender identity in characters who are "crossed," like cup.
the story's big and complex enough that it (mostly) doesn't have to rely on polarizing characters into categories of 'good' and 'bad,' nor presenting 'right' and 'wrong' solutions to problems. the wide range of experiences allows for an equally broad field for the exercise of individual choice in weighing opportunities.
there's a parallel in characters like chevili and nanashol declining to take part in koli's plan to unite all of ingland's survivors because they're happy as they are and veso's decision to forego gender reassignment surgery,
He said it was not so much a thing of flesh and blood for him, what he was, but a thing that was mostly inside. Body is a shadow, he said. When I fall in love, I won't care about my lover's shadow, nor I wouldn't expect them to look overlong at mine.
it's a very thoughtful and rewarding end to the series, and the strongest piece of the whole.
however, i have a mini-complaint: for all the premise-promise of the killer trees and their prominence on the (goddamn gorgeous) covers, they don't have much of a presence in the book. there are far bigger threats in this world, and their snatch-and-grabby ways are more of a theoretical-occasional than a constant peril.
but all was forgiven when monono name-dropped my beloved l.c.:
"They've got that look about them. A bunch of Josephs in search of a manger, as Leonard Cohen would say."
"I don't know what that means."
sigh. of course you don't, koli... of course you don't.
this second book, published just five months after The Book of Koli, is even better than the first, and feels much much bigger, even though it is onlythis second book, published just five months after The Book of Koli, is even better than the first, and feels much much bigger, even though it is only slightly longer in actual page count. part of it is the splitting of the story between koli and spinner this time, circling back to show, through spinner’s eyes, what happened after koli left his village (no spoilers), while continuing to move koli and his traveling companions forward on their adventures, exposing him to more of the world beyond his heretofore limited experience.
this book widens the scope of what we’ve seen so far, and broadens the part we’ve already seen with a different perspective; fleshing out koli’s village and its social structure with details that would have been kept from him.
none of the specifics of what happen will make sense to anyone who hasn’t read the first book, so i’ll avoid any of that and do more of a big-picture take on the series so far. i love the worldbuilding, and the fact that it’s an aftermath sitch taking a number of factors into account. the changes to nature, to society, to language, how the postcollapse dangers aren’t just the affected plants and animals, but the diminishing human gene pool, the lack of medical care, and, i suppose, also the cannibals. the bottom line is that these climate-changing, world-breaking problems are the result of humans doing bad things, and those explanatory/accusatory parts are a little heavy-handed and preachy to the choir that is me, but i do appreciate that some of the remaining technology in this world is a little beyond what we have now, so i take comfort in the suggestion that our collective doom, which will certainly come soon, is not quite here yet.
between the first-person POV and the fact that both spinner and koli are telling their stories looking back from some point in the future, there’s less tension in the ‘will they survive?’ category, but we can still worry about the fates of all of the secondary characters, whether or not they are flesh-and-blood, and carey’s done a great job developing them into complex characters you feel for and want to see stick around for the duration of the trilogy.
i am enjoying this series mightily, and am grateful that they are coming out with only a few months in-between them (part three, The Fall of Koli is scheduled to be published six months from now, in march 2021), so i won’t forget the details with my these-days-addled mind.
i’m ending this with an excellent quote that applies to this book, all books, and Life Itself:
There ought to be a rule in the telling of stories, my husband complained to me once, after I had brought him some dismay with a sad one. You ought to say before you start whether things will be brought in the end to a good or a bad case. That way them that are listening can gird themselves up somewhat, and be ready when the ending comes.
I told him I was sorry for the hurt to his heart and promised to give him fair warning next time. But I thought more thereafter, and in the end I came to this thinking on the subject. There can’t be any rules in the telling of stories. They’ve got to go where they go, which is not always where you would want them to. And as to the happiness or the sadness of it, that depends on where you’re standing. A happiness for one is sometimes a sadness to another. Or it might only be a happiness when you squint one eye. Or you might not know, even after it’s all done, whether it came out well or badly.
the story is the same, so i suppose i don't have much actual reviewing work to do here, but i do want to say a few words about uncle jerry.
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where to begin with uncle jerry's life lessons?
A shark will not attack a human. It’s a proven fact.
survey!
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says!
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wrong!
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That pie over there is more likely to attack you than a shark.
wait, this pie?
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this pie?
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THIS PIE, JERRY???
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uncle jerry may have meant that the pie would be more likely to attack monty than it would be to attack a shark, which seems to bear out—i could find NO images on internet of a shark being hit in the face with a pie, but i DID find an instance of a pie attacking monty:
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however, i do not think that the advice about how to defeat the cowardly shark, should you encounter one in the ocean, is sound.
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rabbits can actually be quite bold
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and if there's one thing "monty" knows by now, it's that rabbits can also be deadly
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look, the only uncle jerry i know is this guy
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and he is NOT trustworthy.
but go ahead, ignore my warnings, listen to uncle jerry, have a great time in the water.
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just don't come crying to aunty karen when the shark hits the fin. <--- nailed it.
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if you learn one thing today, let it be the fact that sharks are just as drawn to vomit as they are to blood.
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so unless you want one of these giving you an 'oh, hai'
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keep all your fluids inside the moving vehicle of you.
“What a nice night,” she said, her voice barely audible over the shrieking emanating from neighboring houses, “what a…lovely, lovely night. We’re havi
“What a nice night,” she said, her voice barely audible over the shrieking emanating from neighboring houses, “what a…lovely, lovely night. We’re having a good time. We’re okay.”
well, shit. this story is 2020 in a nutshell—hashtag MOOD, hashtag ZEITGEIST. it's an accumulated nightmare stew of horror and anxiety and people doing the best they can in a world gone mad. do the old rules about ignoring monsters until they go away still apply? does "ignorance is bliss" include that thing happening...right...behind...you? is it strength or weakness or stockholm syndrome keeping you smiling and prattling and carrying out your daily routines while inside you are shrieking? have you been a frog in a pot this whole time? can you even remember the last time the world seemed, if not perfect, at least logical? fixable? every day's a haunted funhouse ride, keeping us skittish and braced for the next apocalypse and there are just SO MANY dark corners to navigate. this story taps into allllllll of that jittery dread.
or it might just be a deleted scene from return to oz.
Is this where we're at? Finding joy in the prospect of slightly diminished atrocities?
is there any better quote to sum up 2020?
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Is this where we're at? Finding joy in the prospect of slightly diminished atrocities?
is there any better quote to sum up 2020?
this is a single-night sf/horror bloodbath tale of biotech hubris gone explosively wrong. it's being marketed as World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War meets Stranger Things, but it's also got lovecraftian tentacles and cronenberg body horror. most succinctly, it's "what if john hughes made splatterporn*?"
it'd be this: a sinister nightmarescape in smalltown oregon featuring outsider teens banding together to fight off the zombie-like attacks of the richie-rich kids who'd long tormented them with the human brand of mindless cruelties, now taking "mindless" and "cruel" bullying to whole new levels.
it's a gorefest tempered with unexpectedly heartwarming elements—love and loyalty and sacrifice and all the verybest qualities of humanity, even when sometimes the most merciful, human thing you can do is put someone out of their misery with a wrench.
if you are the kind of person who needs trigger-warnings, who quivers at the thought of reading about people and animals suffering any physical and emotional trauma, whether it be racist namecalling or serial dismemberment, this ain't your book, but if you want to read about a badass brown orphan girl's enviable courage in the face of extreme circumstances and SO MUCH eye trauma, this will surely tick your boxes.
on a personal note, i probably didn't do myself any favors reading this at the same time as bingewatching BrainDead—a show about outer space insects eating the brains of DC's politicians and taking over their bodies toxoplasmosis-style, with more messily exploding heads than any of michelle and robert king's other shows, but we all gotta live with our decisions, or die trying.
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* and if he acknowledged the existence of races other than caucasian.
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jeez louise.
review to come.
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