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Sextrology: The Astrology of Sex and the Sexes
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have you ever wondered which star sign is the most likely to engage in scat play? well, dear reader, never fear - welcome to the astrology guide of your dreams! which sign likes it rough? which sign is a big excited puppy? which sign has the smallest tits? which sign has the biggest dick? which sign is bossy in bed, which sign just lays there like a wooden plank? which sign is the gayest, which sign is the most lesbionic? hey, what is the hairiest sign? which sign likes to trim that bush? all those answers and more await you and your quivering fingers within this exhaustive tome.
good grief, the level of detail on every single sign is mind-boggling. how do they know these things, every tiny little thing about a person, down to the most obscure details? are people really defined by their sign, so much so that each sexual longing can be exactly predicted and minutely detailed, in every way? why would the stars know which sign has the biggest feet? why would the stars even care? or was this book written by God? a God-like level of knowledge of all human beings and everything they do is certainly contained within. fortunately, the tone of the book is light rather than ponderous, which makes reading this perhaps similar to the feeling one would have rushing through a lavish and over-heated bodice-ripper. it is a true guilty pleasure.
good grief, the level of detail on every single sign is mind-boggling. how do they know these things, every tiny little thing about a person, down to the most obscure details? are people really defined by their sign, so much so that each sexual longing can be exactly predicted and minutely detailed, in every way? why would the stars know which sign has the biggest feet? why would the stars even care? or was this book written by God? a God-like level of knowledge of all human beings and everything they do is certainly contained within. fortunately, the tone of the book is light rather than ponderous, which makes reading this perhaps similar to the feeling one would have rushing through a lavish and over-heated bodice-ripper. it is a true guilty pleasure.
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let's see, if i remember my Lessons About Miriam correctly, that would mean your friend is a Scorpio, right?
i was only in South Bend for a few years prior to 8th grade, so i really don't recall any names other than Corby Homes, where i lived.
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yes, that actually twincestuous. creepy indeed!
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Miriam wrote: "Eww, no! Aries!"
What makes Scorpio "Eww" worthy?
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Awww, Pisces moon. That is a difficult placing.
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Yeah, the blast-from-the-past part of Love Signs is kind of lame - like how she's always dropping things like, a woman with this placing will have difficulty as a woman because she is not good at baking (or whatever). Astrological sexism is kind of great, though, because I think it recognizes some social pressures that are easier to overcome if you look directly at them.
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Mastering Witchcraft
Field Guide to the Little People
mom was really into these kinds of things when she was younger, and dad was an atheist, so nothing was really considered evil. not even the playboys they discovered under my mattress! i'm not sure why i just felt compelled to share that.
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The witchcraft one looks actually a little farther than I've gone. I have dimples, so goth doesn't really look great on me.
Oh, must look at the little people one.
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my parents were actually fascinated by the Smurfs. they made lots lof jokes about them, and called various neighbors or my friends different versions of Smurf names. they often called me Vanity Smurf to get on my nerves. or Chubby Smurf to really get on my nerves. although their favorite nickname for me was always "Little Hitler". apparently i was very bossy. i do remember harrassing them frequently for not tipping enough.
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The smurfs are cool. The little people sound cool, too, but kind of creepy. I would like one of those ones who cleans my house and makes funny jokes, though.
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the idea of tipping became very important to me after my dad caught me taking the money they had left on a table for a tip. i had no idea what they were doing other than maybe forgetting their change and so had been happily pocketing it for years. after he had explained what tipping was and that i had actually been stealing from our waiters and waitresses, tipping correctly became sort of an obsession to me.
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I, too, could probably handle the feet tickling, but that is really annoying, so I may be over-estimating my powers.
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