juicy brained intellectual's Reviews > Halloween

one thing they dont tell u when u read the novelization of teh 1978 film halloween directed by john carpenter is that the book version is egregiously horny. here is a word count of some words i thought were interesting.

breasts: 19
buttocks: 8
moan: 7
nipples: 5
panties: 10
thighs: 6 (quivering thighs: 1)
zucchini (euphemism for penis): 3

overall this was p fun to read i just didnt need a erotic halloween probably? but maybe i did!