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The Shards by Bret Easton Ellis
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I have mixed feelings about this book. Overall, I didn’t hate it (though at times I thought I did). I was mostly engaged (though I did think it was going to become a DNF at around 300/400 pages), but I ploughed on.

Mainly, it’s far too long. The strength of the plot does not support it’s length. It’s overwhelmingly overwritten. A bit like Ian McEwan’s ‘Lessons’, it just felt like a vanity project for Ellis, wanting to write an epic. His own ‘Secret History’ (which I was also a bit ‘meh’ about.)

And whilst we’re talking about vanity… take a moment to think about Ellis, nearing 60 yrs old, writing himself into a story, as a 17 yr old, who’s having (almost constant) sex with ridiculously hot young guys (we’re talking Bruce Weber models by the sounds of Ellis’ fantasies). Of which we get pretty detailed accounts. So, erm, yeah, ok…

To Ellis’ credit (I think), these aren’t just purely wank fantasies however, as none of them ever amount to anything, and he’s always left, somewhat heartbroken, on the sidelines.

And unfortunately for Ellis (whom I’m sure was hoping it would be) none of it is particularly shocking. Not compared to some of the things I’ve read over the last year. If you were shocked by 50 Shades, probably stay away from this, but I think most other literary adults will be like, ‘And?’

(Except for the fish… if like me, you hate fish, let this be a warning! 🫣)

If you like Ellis, read it. If you’re curious, read it. If you’re unsure, find something else instead you definitely do want to read!
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Reading Progress

December 25, 2022 – Shelved as: to-read
December 25, 2022 – Shelved
February 1, 2023 – Started Reading
February 4, 2023 –
page 100
16.75% "I really don’t like fish… in fact it’s somewhat of a phobia. Am I gonna be able to carry on?! 🫣🐟🚫"
February 5, 2023 –
page 200
33.5% "Taking much longer than necessary…"
February 6, 2023 –
page 310
51.93%
February 6, 2023 –
page 402
67.34%
February 9, 2023 –
page 455
76.21%
February 10, 2023 –
page 520
87.1%
February 11, 2023 – Finished Reading

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message 1: by Mirnes (new) - added it

Mirnes Alispahić Verdict?


message 2: by Alex (new)

Alex Vogel What happened to the fish though?


od1_40reads Alex: Please let’s not talk about the fish!! 🫣😫🤣


message 4: by Alex (new)

Alex Vogel Well now I REALLY want to know 😆


message 5: by Richard (last edited Feb 11, 2023 02:54AM) (new) - added it

Richard R We are all now going to have to read it in order to find out what happens to the fish....


message 6: by John (new)

John Keillor The mention of fish generates more questions than answers..


od1_40reads Lol! The fish have clearly become a thing! 😂 I really can’t write here how they get involved. But it isn’t pleasant!


message 8: by Flo (new) - rated it 3 stars

Flo Totally agree. This was too long.


Donald Sinclair But why not cry for the others????? Shingyyyyyy 😢


message 10: by lautesbrot (new) - added it

lautesbrot Mhm, why is it weird for a 60-year-old writer to write about sex scenes between young people? I don‘t get it. Are only young people allowed to write about this?


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