Chelsea's Reviews > The Revenge Agenda

I'm so sorry in advance, and I LOVE ME SOME SAXON JAMES AIIGHT, I AIN'T NO HATER.... (except in this one case sorry🫣)
IT HURTS me to say...
But every second that I am NOT reading this book, is a gift 🎁


HOLD MY POODLE, BECAUSE I HAVE FEELINGS....🐕


So you're telling me that you can just disappear for 4 days, not show up to work and still maintain adult friendships with your co-workers and keep your job?? Because ✨ADHD✨
Get the fuck out of here.


"He's so good at his job"
Oh... okay...
1. He's never where he's supposed to be (stated on page)
2. Always late to work
3. Works whatever hours he wants. Apparently his clients "love him" but not sure how when he works all these outside of business hours.
4. Lots of managers left because they couldn't work with him.
5. He's always distracted
6. Literally worked for ONE day during this whole book and every other day just fucked around at his desk or stared into distance.
7. Can't be relied on for even simple tasks (his friend said, get me a coffee too, and he literally just "forgot" because ✨airhead/ADHD✨

This bitch be sitting at his desk like:

AND HIS WORKPLACE IS LIKE CLAP👏 CLAP👏 CLAP👏 "ISN'T HE DOING SUCH A GREAT JOB?!"

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............ no? WHAT THE FUCK???



For the first 35% of this book, I was having A GREAT TIME.
Rush is obviously quirky and weird, and has literally NO filter during human people interactions.
Things that a normal human would think "hmm, maybe I shouldn't say that out loud", Rush would definitely let the intrusive thoughts win, say what's on his mind and not even realise that the thoughts were intrusive in the first place.
But once the story started, I felt like... Oh, I hate it here.


THERE IS JUST SO MUCH UNNECCESSARY PLOT EVERYWHERE.
I deleted all my dot points, because who is reading my dumb opinions, but just trust, SO MANY SITUATIONS THAT HAPPEN FEEL POINTLESS. And for a book with less than 300 pages, it felt like it took 56473892 years to read it.


CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT THE FACT HE DOESN'T TOP BECAUSE HE HAS A MASSIVE SCHLONG AND NO ONE PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED HIS MASSIVE SCHLONG SO HE'D RATHER JUST TAKE SCHLONG THAN GIVE SCHLONG...........BECAUSE HIS SCHONG IS MASSIVE.........


I feel unhinged, and this whole review probably doesn't even make sense.
I'm upset I hated this book THIS MUCH.😭😭😭😭



GIVE ME DISHES, GIVE ME MONDAYS, GIVE ME WET SOCKS ON FEET, GIVE ME A GROSS PILE OF ASSORTED THINGS IN YOUR KITCHEN SINK PLUG, GIVE ME MICROFIBRE CLOTHS, GIVE ME RUNNING OUT OF CLEAN UNDERWEAR, GIVE ME MOULDY BREAD... Just don't make me do that again.

I'm giving this book 2 stars purely because I liked the ant jokes/puns. 🐜🐜🐜
Sorry for the rANT. 🐜