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The Martian
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bookshelves: 2014-reads, favorites, 2020-reads, i-also-saw-the-film, 2021-reads, mars
Mar 17, 2014
bookshelves: 2014-reads, favorites, 2020-reads, i-also-saw-the-film, 2021-reads, mars
Read 3 times. Last read February 21, 2021 to March 6, 2021.
2014: Sometimes I'm lucky enough to come across a book that makes me go all Whee-heeee! with the sincerest glee rivaling that of over-sugared-up kids about to open Christmas gifts.
A book with the sense of humor that is a perfect match for my own (the one that occasionally causes some serious eyebrow-raising from my colleagues).
Meet The Martian by Andy Weir. The book I want to marry and have dorky wisecracking grandchildren with.
5 stars.
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2021: I still love every page of it.
“I can't wait till I have grandchildren. “When I was younger, I had to walk to the rim of a crater. Uphill! In an EVA suit! On Mars, ya little shit! Ya hear me? Mars!”A book that makes me willingly turn my chronically sleep-deprived state into the acutely sleep-deprived one as I battle somnolence at 4 a.m. so that I can read just *one more* chapter (we all know how that one chapter somehow turns into a dozen as the sunrise starts lurking outside the window).
A book with the sense of humor that is a perfect match for my own (the one that occasionally causes some serious eyebrow-raising from my colleagues).
Meet The Martian by Andy Weir. The book I want to marry and have dorky wisecracking grandchildren with.
“So that’s the situation. I’m stranded on Mars. I have no way to communicate with Hermes or Earth. Everyone thinks I’m dead. I’m in a Hab designed to last 31 days.Mark Watney is an astronaut who is an engineer AND a botanist. He was the 17th human to set foot on Mars, and the first human to be abandoned there after being mistaken for dead. There's no way in hell he has enough supplies to last until a dubious chance of rescue (if NASA even figures out that he in fact is very much not dead). In a situation like this, I'd crap my pants and become breathing-challenged.
If the Oxygenator breaks down, I’ll suffocate. If the Water Reclaimer breaks down, I’ll die of thirst. If the Hab breaches, I’ll just kind of explode. If none of those things happen, I’ll eventually run out of food and starve to death.
So yeah. I’m fucked.”
“Mars keeps trying to kill me.Mark, however, embarks on the determined survivalist adventure unrivaled since the time of Robinson Crusoe (and lacking the blatant and now painful colonialism of Defoe's protagonist). Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids, sure - but it may be just the kind of place to raise a few potatoes and fix up a few Mars rovers.
Well... Mars didn't electrocute Pathfinder. So I'll amend that:
Mars and my stupidity keep trying to kill me.”
“I told NASA what I did. Our (paraphrased) conversation was:Faced with a disaster after disaster, he beats all the odds and finds ways to survive in a true MacGyver way, using his brains (stuffed with all kinds of science, of course) and a few cosmic supplies. And duct tape. Can't forget the duct tape.
Me: “I took it apart, found the problem, and fixed it.”
NASA: “Dick.”
“Also, I have duct tape. Ordinary duct tape, like you buy at a hardware store. Turns out even NASA can’t improve on duct tape.”MacGyverism is great, yeah. But what makes this book my literary soulmate and more addicting for me than a bag of crack laced with meth and sprinkled with chocolate (or whatever the drugs of choice may be now) is Mark Watney's near constant wisecracking that is EXACTLY the humor I *get* and I (sadly, perhaps) inflict on others.
“Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.”
[NASA guy on Earth]: “What must it be like?” He pondered. “He’s stuck out there. He thinks he’s totally alone and that we all gave up on him. What kind of effect does that have on a man’s psychology?”Ah, the sheer awesomeness of dorky humor peppered with bits of science that probably would work if used by someone who, unlike me, was a bit more experimentally-engineering inclined. Ah, the silly lowbrow puns that never fail to make me chuckle. Ah, the deadpan humor that never gets old. Ah, the beauty of never taking yourself too seriously. Mark Watney, you are my literary soulmate.
He turned back to Venkat. “I wonder what he’s thinking right now.”
[MARK'S JOURNAL ON MARS]: LOG ENTRY: SOL 61
How come Aquaman can control whales? They’re mammals! Makes no sense.”
”I tested the brackets by hitting them with rocks. This kind of sophistication is what we interplanetary scientists are known for.”No wonder Mark Watney can call himself the King of Mars. And even better:
“Ruining the only religious icon I have leaves me vulnerable to Mars Vampires. I’ll have to risk it.”
“They say no plan survives first contact with implementation. I’d have to agree.”
“Here's the cool part: I will eventually go to Schiaparelli crater and commandeer the Ares 4 lander. Nobody explicitly gave me permission to do this, and they can't until I'm aboard Ares 4 and operating the comm system. After I board Ares 4, before talking to NASA, I will take control of a craft in international waters without permission.So yeah, this book struck a perfect chord with me. It seemed to have somehow been written just for me, since of course I'm clearly the most important thing since sliced bread, or however that saying goes. All I know is that a book I read twice in three days is perfect for me.
That makes me a pirate!
A Space Pirate!”
5 stars.
“Yeah. This all sounds like a great idea with no chance of catastrophic failure.
That was sarcasm, by the way.”
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2021: I still love every page of it.
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“I can't wait till I have grandchildren. When I was younger, I had to walk to the rim of a crater. Uphill! In an EVA suit! On Mars, ya little shit! Ya hear me? Mars!”
― The Martian
― The Martian
“Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.”
― The Martian
― The Martian
“He’s stuck out there. He thinks he’s totally alone and that we all gave up on him. What kind of effect does that have on a man’s psychology?” He turned back to Venkat. “I wonder what he’s thinking right now.”
LOG ENTRY: SOL 61 How come Aquaman can control whales? They’re mammals! Makes no sense.”
― The Martian
LOG ENTRY: SOL 61 How come Aquaman can control whales? They’re mammals! Makes no sense.”
― The Martian
Reading Progress
March 17, 2014
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May 17, 2014
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Started Reading
May 18, 2014
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40.0%
"I should have been asleep 4 hours ago. Still reading. I guess that says something about how much I love this book."
May 18, 2014
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Finished Reading
May 19, 2014
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0.0%
"How much did I love this book? Well, enough to start listening to it on audio just a day after finishing it. How 'bout that?"
June 25, 2020
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Started Reading
June 26, 2020
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20.0%
July 3, 2020
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65.0%
July 4, 2020
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70.0%
July 6, 2020
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90.0%
July 7, 2020
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Finished Reading
February 21, 2021
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Started Reading
February 21, 2021
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10.0%
"Reading this in celebration of the successful Mars landing of Perseverance “Percy” rover. Percy, say hi to Mark Watney if you see him."
February 21, 2021
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43.0%
"“I told NASA what I did. Our (paraphrased) conversation was:
Me: “I took it apart, found the problem, and fixed it.”
NASA: “Dick.”"
Me: “I took it apart, found the problem, and fixed it.”
NASA: “Dick.”"
February 28, 2021
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77.0%
March 6, 2021
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Finished Reading
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May 22, 2014 06:49AM
LOL I quoted that Aquaman bit, too. I seriously loved that part. Just so unexpected and geektastic. Loved it.
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Ha, this is hilarious. I wasn't really interested in reading this since survivalist stories aren't really my thing, but then I read an excerpt and realized how funny it was and immediately put it on my to-read list.
I was have a pint at my favorite hangout and I guy had a copy of it on the bar between us. We talked about the book and he said it was laugh out loud funny
Killer wrote: ""Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped."
Thanks for the review, Nataliya! Heh. I'm a duct tape fan myself: This sounds like a book for me."
What do astronauts and mountaineers have in common? They loves them some duct tape!
Thanks for the review, Nataliya! Heh. I'm a duct tape fan myself: This sounds like a book for me."
What do astronauts and mountaineers have in common? They loves them some duct tape!
Splendid review, Nataliya (as always). Can you feel the excitement ? January and the pictures of Pluto, flyby, in July, the world will be amazed !
Becky wrote: "LOL I quoted that Aquaman bit, too. I seriously loved that part. Just so unexpected and geektastic. Loved it."
That was one of my favorite parts of the book.
Ashley wrote: "Ha, this is hilarious. I wasn't really interested in reading this since survivalist stories aren't really my thing, but then I read an excerpt and realized how funny it was and immediately put it o..."
The humor in this book is absolutely great!
Henry wrote: "Splendid review, Nataliya (as always). Can you feel the excitement ? January and the pictures of Pluto, flyby, in July, the world will be amazed !"
Thanks, Henry! Pluto photos will be interesting - too bad poor little Pluto is no longer a planet ;)
Killer wrote: ""Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped."
Thanks for the review, Nataliya! Heh. I'm a duct tape fan myself: This sounds like a book for me."
Duct tape is clearly awesome. Even NASA can't improve on it ;)
@ Lyn, Sesana and Ivonne: I hope all of you read this book and will love it as much as I did .
That was one of my favorite parts of the book.
Ashley wrote: "Ha, this is hilarious. I wasn't really interested in reading this since survivalist stories aren't really my thing, but then I read an excerpt and realized how funny it was and immediately put it o..."
The humor in this book is absolutely great!
Henry wrote: "Splendid review, Nataliya (as always). Can you feel the excitement ? January and the pictures of Pluto, flyby, in July, the world will be amazed !"
Thanks, Henry! Pluto photos will be interesting - too bad poor little Pluto is no longer a planet ;)
Killer wrote: ""Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped."
Thanks for the review, Nataliya! Heh. I'm a duct tape fan myself: This sounds like a book for me."
Duct tape is clearly awesome. Even NASA can't improve on it ;)
@ Lyn, Sesana and Ivonne: I hope all of you read this book and will love it as much as I did .
Brandon wrote: "Tremendous review, Nataliya! Can't wait to read this :)"
You shoulda been reading it DAYS ago. O_O
You shoulda been reading it DAYS ago. O_O
Brandon wrote: "Tremendous review, Nataliya! Can't wait to read this :)"
I hope you do read it, and I hope you'll love it! Such a fun book!
I hope you do read it, and I hope you'll love it! Such a fun book!
This is not my genre but after reading your wonderful review I have put the book on hold at my library. I am looking forward to sharing your adventure!
Lots of discussion already, but I thought I tell you I agree. I stumbled on this one to and stayed awake till 3:00 AM reading.
Susan wrote: "This is not my genre but after reading your wonderful review I have put the book on hold at my library. I am looking forward to sharing your adventure!"
Well, the genre of this one is hard to precisely pinpoint. Sci-fi, obviously, but also survival story and humor. It's its own genre, I guess.
Mike (the Paladin) wrote: "Lots of discussion already, but I thought I tell you I agree. I stumbled on this one to and stayed awake till 3:00 AM reading."
This book is really difficult to put down. Bad idea to start reading it in the evening - a sleepless night is pretty much guaranteed.
Well, the genre of this one is hard to precisely pinpoint. Sci-fi, obviously, but also survival story and humor. It's its own genre, I guess.
Mike (the Paladin) wrote: "Lots of discussion already, but I thought I tell you I agree. I stumbled on this one to and stayed awake till 3:00 AM reading."
This book is really difficult to put down. Bad idea to start reading it in the evening - a sleepless night is pretty much guaranteed.
Valter wrote: "Natalya, your reviews and your humour make me want to date you. :-D"
Well, I'm flattered, but presently off the market.
Well, I'm flattered, but presently off the market.
> Well, I'm flattered, but presently off the market.
Good for you... :-)
Although, living in different continents, it would have been difficult anyway. ;-D
But I'm glad geeky chicks like you exist!
Good for you... :-)
Although, living in different continents, it would have been difficult anyway. ;-D
But I'm glad geeky chicks like you exist!
Mike (the Paladin) wrote: "There's a market.....?????"
Well, we're living in the capitalist world; there's always a market.
Well, we're living in the capitalist world; there's always a market.
L. wrote: "This sounds like a book I need to look into. And yeah, what up with Aquaman and whales?"
To quote Raj from 'The Big Bang Theory', "I don't want to be Aquaman. He sucks. He sucks underwater. He sucks fish pee."
To quote Raj from 'The Big Bang Theory', "I don't want to be Aquaman. He sucks. He sucks underwater. He sucks fish pee."
Mike (the Paladin) wrote: "Raj also brought up the question of..."If you flush a toilet in Atlantis, where would the poop go?""
The question that now I can't stop thinking about.
That is a Mark Watney-worthy question, undoubtedly.
The question that now I can't stop thinking about.
That is a Mark Watney-worthy question, undoubtedly.
Mike (the Paladin) wrote: "At least it's better than his confusion over mummies and zombies."
Well, mummies are wrapped in bandages, but you can call that a fashion choice ;)
Well, mummies are wrapped in bandages, but you can call that a fashion choice ;)
Mike (the Paladin) wrote: "...That's Raj's answer. If I had a cookie I'd get Sheldon to correct it."
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If a zombie bites you, you turn into a zombie.
However, if a mummy bites you, all you turn into is some schmo with a mummy bite.
So, like a zombie, that’s been eaten from the waist down, you, sir, have no leg to stand on.
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If a zombie bites you, you turn into a zombie.
However, if a mummy bites you, all you turn into is some schmo with a mummy bite.
So, like a zombie, that’s been eaten from the waist down, you, sir, have no leg to stand on.
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Nataliya wrote: "Mike (the Paladin) wrote: "There's a market.....?????"
Well, we're living in the capitalist world; there's always a market."
LOL!
Well, we're living in the capitalist world; there's always a market."
LOL!
"All I know is that a book I read twice in three days is perfect for me. "
That's saying something. Thank you for the review.
That's saying something. Thank you for the review.
Mischief wrote: "Just got to aquaman moment, made me laugh out loud :)"
One of the best moments in literature.
One of the best moments in literature.
Henry wrote: "Little, big Pluto, Nataliya, still has some dark secrets, to show Earth, no dwarf is he."
Poor little Pluto, booted from the big planets' table....
Poor little Pluto, booted from the big planets' table....
Why are you letting someone else tell you what to think about Pluto? The Plutoians are a very private group i wouldn't be surprised if they completely ignored the self-important scientists who think they can "deplanetize" Pluto.
I mean next they'll be trying to say the Martian "face building" is some natural phenomenon.
I mean next they'll be trying to say the Martian "face building" is some natural phenomenon.
Mike (the Paladin) wrote: "Why are you letting someone else tell you what to think about Pluto? The Plutoians are a very private group i wouldn't be surprised if they completely ignored the self-important scientists who thin..."
You are right, Mike. The Plutonians are a proud nation whose self-worth does not depend on the size and Earthly status of their home planet (yes, I said planet, and I'm proud about it alongside them).
If Mark Watney ended up on Pluto, the lovely resulting book ''The Plutonian' would definitely show our 'scientists' the errors of their ways.
You are right, Mike. The Plutonians are a proud nation whose self-worth does not depend on the size and Earthly status of their home planet (yes, I said planet, and I'm proud about it alongside them).
If Mark Watney ended up on Pluto, the lovely resulting book ''The Plutonian' would definitely show our 'scientists' the errors of their ways.
"A book that makes me willingly turn my chronically sleep-deprived state into the acutely sleep-deprived one as I battle somnolence at 4 a.m. so that I can read just *one more* chapter (we all know how that one chapter somehow turns into a dozen as the sunrise starts lurking outside the window)." <-- best sentence I've read in a long time!!
Sadie wrote: ""A book that makes me willingly turn my chronically sleep-deprived state into the acutely sleep-deprived one as I battle somnolence at 4 a.m. so that I can read just *one more* chapter (we all know..."
Well, thanks, Sadie!
Well, thanks, Sadie!
Sadie wrote: ""A book that makes me willingly turn my chronically sleep-deprived state into the acutely sleep-deprived one as I battle somnolence at 4 a.m. so that I can read just *one more* chapter (we all know..."
And there's no higher compliment for a book!
And there's no higher compliment for a book!
Love your summary:
Sometimes I'm lucky enough to come across a book that makes me go all Whee-heeee! with the sincerest glee rivaling that of over-sugared-up kids about to open Christmas gifts
Sometimes I'm lucky enough to come across a book that makes me go all Whee-heeee! with the sincerest glee rivaling that of over-sugared-up kids about to open Christmas gifts