Meredith Rae’s Reviews > Skandar and the Unicorn Thief > Status Update

I refuse to believe that skandar was in 13th place

guys i have one more chapter

i just realized these kids were born in 2009 i hate this book even more

if you are so scared that spirit wielders are bad and you hear that the most powerful one jumps off of a cliff, are you not gonna check that they’re actually dead?

i hate this book more than i have ever hated anything in my life

how can you have kept track that there are THREE spirit wielders out of prison but only have accounted TWO and still wonder who the weaver is?

ALSO why do you lock an “oh so dangerous” book with an “oh so dangerous” woman? make that make sense??

you’re telling me that the entire choice of who goes to this magical unicorn island is bASED OFF OF MAGIC AND DESTINY? THE TEST JUST ACTS AS A VIBE CHECK FOR THE KIDS? IM INFURIATED

… he was worried… that the magical unicorn island wouldn’t have mayonnaise??? i hate this book

listen, im not saying that the voting system we have is great, bc let’s be honest here it’s awful, BUT THE LEADER OF THE ISLAND IS WHOEVER WINS AN A RACE IS? listen that’s like taking the last F1 winner and putting them as president i—

if skandar mentions being excited about mayonnaise one more fucking time i will scream in the middle of this car service center im sitting in.