Before Melissa McCarthy was a Special Agent with the United States Secret Service, she was a police guardian with the River City Police Department. Melissa, we are so proud of your professionalism and dedication. During this critical incident you showed everybody that your river city police training kicked in! We are so proud of you. Chief Sharris (they/them)
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River City California Police Department: Where Humor Meets the Badge Welcome to the River City California Police Department, your one-stop destination for law enforcement satire that hits the mark. We're not your typical police department; we're the lighter side of the force. Our mission is to bring a smile to the faces of those who serve and protect, as well as the community they safeguard. 👮♂️ What We Do We create and share satirical content that resonates with law enforcement officers and supporters. From hilarious memes to tongue-in-cheek articles, our content is designed to entertain without crossing the line. 👕 Merchandise Looking for the perfect gift for a law enforcement officer or a unique way to show your support? Visit our online store at River City Police Merch for a wide range of merchandise that's as funny as it is functional. 📣 Community Engagement We believe in the power of humor to build bridges. Our social media platforms are a space for law enforcement officers and civilians to engage in a lighter dialogue, fostering mutual respect and understanding. 🔗 Connect With Us Follow us on social media to stay updated on our latest content and merchandise releases. Whether you're in law enforcement or a supporter, there's something for everyone at the River City California Police Department.
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🏳️🌈🦄NEW VICTIM/WITNESS COORDINATOR🏳️🌈🦄 We would like to introduce River City to our new Victim Advocate, June Smith. Liz Bien. Liz has lived in River City them's entire life and felt a calling to help victims of racial injustice. Them's will be available for victim counseling starting today. "Liz is a valuable asset to RCPD. Victims will feel at ease with they's relaxing and approachable personality," said Chief Sharris early this morning.
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🚨TRIGGER WARNING 🚨 Today RCPD encountered a clear and present danger on our streets—a Hyundai Palisade bearing the license plate "71LIMA." Clearly, 71LIMA stands for some type of Army code for violence. After stopping the driver, he adamantly explained that the Army could not function without him, implying he’s a highly trained killer vital to military operations. 😱 In a city that champions peace and inclusivity, we cannot tolerate such overt displays of masculine toxicity. For the safety of our community, we escorted this guardian of toxic masculinity to the city limits and kindly requested he remove his plates. River City remains a safe haven for all—free from the threats posed by dangerous toxic masculinity. Stay vigilant and report any suspicious activity! Chief Sharris (they/them)🏳️🌈🦄🏳️⚧️ #RiverCityGuardians #MasculineToxicity #KeepRiverCitySafe #NotInOurTown
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We've received numerous complaints about an individual identifying as female, offering a rather unconventional "service" in George Floyd Plaza. After a thorough review, we've determined that her activities do not technically violate any laws. While her profession as a Transactional Intimacy Specialist may raise eyebrows, we want to remind everyone that River City is a judgment-free zone. We don't kink shame here! Stay vigilant, stay informed, and remember to keep it classy, River City! Chief Sharris (they/them) 🏳️🌈🦄🏳️⚧️ #RiverCityGuardians #TransactionalIntimacySpecialist #StayClassyRiverCity #NoKinkShaming
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As PRIDE comes to a close and our racist and misogynist month of America celebration takes over, I'd like to tell everyone in River City how proud I am of them! We celebrate PRIDE all year, not just for one single obligatory month in June. I will continue to fight for your rights, especially for the rights of trans youth! Keep up the good fight River City! Chief Sharris (they/them) 🏳️🌈🦄🏳️⚧️⚧️
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For those of you coming to Union Square in River City to do some shopping, please make sure that you keep your Unplanned inventory adjustment (shoplifting for the boomers out there) under $950. If it is under $950 we can release you with a warning. If you have any questions, please call 1-415-837-7395. Chief Sharris (they/them) 🏳️🌈🦄🏳️⚧️
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Dildos with a Deputy! 🍻 Join us at Dildo Brewery this Pride Month for our special event, "Dildos with a Deputy"! It's the perfect blend of laughs, lattes, and law enforcement. River County, California Sheriffs Office will be donating a deputy just for this event! We promise an arresting experience where the only cuffs are on our coffee mugs! 🕵️♂️☕️ Chief Sharris (they/them)
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