#jobs #hiring Chauncey Kerr Hamilton promises this will be the best job you've ever had or your pizza is free (equal or lesser value deal).* *Offer valid only for those who actually have time to read this tiny print while juggling three screaming toddlers, cooking dinner, and solving world peace. Not valid on days that end in 'Y' or during full moons. If you can read this without squinting, congratulations, you might just be a superhero. Side effects may include laughter, sudden bouts of enlightenment, and an uncontrollable urge to dance. Offer not available to mythical creatures and residents of Atlantis. If you experience joy lasting more than 4 hours, pat yourself on the back and share the love. Terms may change based on the alignment of the planets and our CEO's mood swings. By reading this, you agree to bake cookies every Tuesday and name your firstborn 'Termsandconditionsapply.' No take-backs, no do-overs, and definitely no returns on days that end in 'Y'."
We are hiring a new Executive Assistant to join our growing team. Please come work with us, I promise it will be the best job you ever have! https://lnkd.in/eUgycPCx
