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Queen of Green 👸Caddy shack quoting, non BS'ing, grocery cart putter-awaying, Queen of shenanigans. Let's do some business and have some fun! Good news only please.

Yesterday morning I had a breakfast meeting with a man from a company that I've been trying to sell to for what feels like forever. When I say man, think Rodney Dangerfield in Caddy shack (sans the humor). He walked in and I was seated. I knew immediately this wasn't going to go well, as I noticed he didn't hold the door open for the people behind him. He looked around and spotted me (probably from seeing my linkedin photo and the fact that I was now standing and waving). I shook his (weak) hand and thanked him for coming. The first words he said to me were "you look like my future ex wife." (I'm sure you can imagine the words I was thinking he looked like in my head) Without looking at the waitress once he said, "Bring me a large orange juice with lots of ice." I ordered coffee and looked at the menu while he loudly made a phone call. The (very patient and polite) waitress dropped off our drinks and walked away (since he was very loudly on his phone). About 10 seconds later he screamed across the restaurant at her and yelled, "Babe, straw." I picked up my purse and walked out of the establishment without saying a word and proceeded to drive far, far away from this..... unfunny-Rodney-Dangerfield-hisMothershouldbeAshamed-rude-man-child. About 10 minutes later he sent me a text. "Where you at?" It doesn't matter the size of the fish you are trying to pull in, it is never, NEVER, worth allowing yourself to be disrespected. The 20 year old sales version of me would have stayed. The 40-something version of me said, "Oh, %$&* no." #Knowyourvalue (And) buy the wipes. Just saying.

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Kristin Queen of Wipes Olson-Kott

Queen of Green 👸Caddy shack quoting, non BS'ing, grocery cart putter-awaying, Queen of shenanigans. Let's do some business and have some fun! Good news only please.

1mo

Just saying.

Kristin Queen of Wipes Olson-Kott

Queen of Green 👸Caddy shack quoting, non BS'ing, grocery cart putter-awaying, Queen of shenanigans. Let's do some business and have some fun! Good news only please.

1mo

I mean

I walk away from about 3 sales a year because I don’t trust the person across from me. Several times I have turned the car around driven back and handed them the down payment back. Every time they are stunned, what you don’t want my business, nope. When I went into business I had an agreement with another guy that we thought we be a good long term strategy. Don’t be a dick, don’t do business with dicks. This has made my life way more pleasant than a few extra dollars. If I am forced into it, I double my price. Wouldn’t change a thing.

🤦♂️ I don’t understand how any company would employ such a pompous ass as this clown. I would have accidentally (cough, cough) knocked the orange juice over into his lap and then told him “I guess you don’t need that straw now, do you?”

Pierre Bisaillon

CEO, ProjectSpeaker - Exclusively representing notable speakers

1mo

I was asked by a mutual friend to fly to NYC to meet a well-known politician as a potential speaker to represent him. I watched his talk. Good speaker, but disagreed with his content. He walked off the stage towards me. I reached out my hand while introducing myself and he stabbed his bony index finger into my chest a couple of times and said "You damn well better get me bookings!" and walked away. I left. When my friend called later to see how it went, my response was "It will be a very cold day in hell before I would ever work with that man. Period, end of story." The beauty of our business is we really do get to work with people we like!

Ryan Smithson

Director of Social Media and Content Marketing

1mo

You’re an excellent storyteller.

Well done… maybe if enough people walk away from jerks like that they will learn…. Doubtful but not worth tarnishing your reputation being associated with that mentality

James E. Lewis, M.Ed., CDS

Trucking, Towing, and Fleet Safety (Defense/Plaintiff) Expert Witness / Private Investigator / Author / Columnist / Editor / Keynote Speaker / TS-SCI / Disabled Veteran / Farmer/Rancher / Karaoke Singer Extraordinaire

1mo

His attitude and actions speak volumes. Good move. Nothing but drama and trouble.

Brad Norwood

Corporate and Personal Dream Enabler | Bucket List Evangelist | “Purpose Beats Passion” Torchbearer

1mo

What was your reply to the text??

Dan Blankenship

Superintendent at Baruzzini Construction Co

1mo

Maybe he wanted a baby straw.

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