If someone buys Red Lobster for a song, we volunteer to be the new comprehensive comms and marketing provider, we have a lot of ideas. 1. Licensing The Boondocks IP for a date night + cheddar biscuits centric campaign. 2. "Finite Shrimp" promotion that provides portion control as a service while controlling costs. It's a revolutionary idea: what if you paid money, and then got a pre-determined amount of food? 3. Cruise line integration strategy. 4. Minor league hockey centric sports and promotion strategy starting with an Athens Rock Lobsters deal. 5. Investor communication strategy centered on making fun of the country's most evil, strip-the-parts-and-run firms, because good, longtermist investors know and hate these people and would love to laugh at them. We have a lot more that's just a teaser. #redlobster #qsr #restaurants #hospitality
Fuck yeah. Rock Lobsters for life
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3moYou had me at Finite Shrimp