Step 1: Go out and buy the last bits and bobs for the Xmas food and drink shop and any last-minute present buying.
Step 2: Purchase what you believe in your mind's eye, to be a reasonable level of food; but later realise is actually way too much, assorted food.
You've got three boxes of that now for some reason, you're never going to eat that many... may as well give one to next door.
Step 3: This is important: DEFER... at least one thing from the list of outstanding things, this is now your unwinnable side quest for later.
⚔️ Side Quest 🛡️ : Attempt to find and purchase the deferred item; this must be done when time is almost running out, during frantic circumstances which would not normally apply, You will not succeed... Task failed successfully.jpg
Step 4: (Critical) Buy whisky, and return home my friend... relative comfort awaits.
Step 5: Consume a glass of whisky as soon as possible, in order to be able to state the following phrase:
"I'm not going back out now, I've just had a whisky..."
Step 6: Repeat 'Step 5', as-and-when-required, until Christmas happens.
Happy last-minute shopping everyone!
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Vice President of Job Creation at Ocala Metro Chamber & Economic Partnership
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