Funny Cross Stitch

Cross Stitch Kit "My Favorite Essential Oil Is Chloroform" This counted cross-stitch kit contains: > 8" bamboo embroidery hoop > 14-count white aida fabric > DMC embroidery thread > needle > color pattern with color codes for DMC. Stitches: 76x 83, full cross-stitch. Design size: 5.43 x 5.93 inches or 13.79 x 15.06 cm - shown here in a 8" embroidery hoop Difficulty: beginner

Love sarcasm and want to make it pretty and hang it on the wall? These 20 snarky cross stitch patterns will make you laugh and keep your guests guessing!

This hilariously funny cross stitch pattern is my snarky take on the popular Live Laugh Love signs that adorn homes and offices everywhere! Me? I prefer sass and swearing so decided to add a bit of both to this design This item is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD and you will NOT receive a physical copy of the pattern. The design size is 75 x 67 stitches and measures 5.36 x 4.79 inches when stitched on 14 count Aida and fits perfectly into a 6" hoop Skill Level: Confident beginner/ natural crafter. The…

Get your craft on with one of these 21 super sassy embroidery patterns. Loads of funny embroidery and cross stitch patterns with attitude!

Snarky cross-stitch patterns are all the rage among some stitchers, though I know they’re not everyone’s cup of tea. If you’re one of those who doesn’t like swearing …

When you think of cross stitch, you probably think of Bible quotes hanging off the walls at your grandma's house. And hey, there's nothing wrong with that, but for those of you who want a little more from your embroidery, check out these badass examples compiled by Bored Panda. From crude comedy and crappy puns to gangster-themed patterns and good old fashioned insults, this awesome collection of alternative cross stitch will make you smile, although your grandma might not appreciate it…

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And lock the door on your way out ❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤ This pattern is 77 stitches wide x 75 stitches high The finished design area on 14 count aida is: 5 1/2 in x 5 3/8 in Number of colors: 4 ❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤-❤ This item is an instant download. The file/link will be sent to your Etsy email address immediately after purchase. You can also access your files in your Etsy purchase history. Download includes: - Easy to read PDF pattern - DMC floss guide While every pattern has its…

Starter Cross Stitch Kit For Beginners.I don't like morning people. Or mornings, or people.Cross Stitch Starter Kit for Beginners includes everything you need to begin your cross stitching journey. It could be a great Holiday Gift; it comes in a stylish cardboard box. (As shown on the picture)Included in starter kit:1 - 7” bamboo embroidery hoop1 – Set of “How To” instructions with illustrations.1 – 14 count Aida canvas for project1 – Counted Cross Stitch Colored Pattern 1 – Set of Colored…