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Katherine Drisc Asplundh harassing me?
This just happened today. I use this account to post and archive photos I don’t want to post on my main account. I thought this was a scam at first. I would have given her my username for free but her attitude threw me off
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legitimately INSANE behavior “I don’t believe that’s your name” HUH?!?!
Move aside Paige Jung Un we have a new dictator on our hands!!!
Omg Paige would be seething. This new girl is blonder, also a ‘farm girl’, and she married richer? Battle of the mean girls
The only reasonable response is "I don't believe you're a person".
Also a friend just sent me this on IG
Omg someone in the comments of that post is defending her and they said “she thought she was talking to a troll who took the username to spite her - the username was available a week ago” 💀
That’s 100% her brother. Last name Driscoll. Her maiden name looks like it was Driscoll I’m 99% sure lol.
it was!!!
This is INSAAAANE
the pivot from hey girly to LET ME SEE YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE gave me whiplash
I am bawling
From now on you live on that Instagram account. Do not sell it to this ridiculous woman. I would actually make that public but that's just me being petty 🤣
Same and start posting like… a bird of the day, real mundane shit to drive her nuts
OMG YES!
Nah...If the other chick is an "influencer" I would make it a "criticism" page of everything she does in public life. Imagine being criticized on your public life by somebody that has your exact name on social media.
Went to college with her. She’s an annoying brat don’t give it to her 🤣🤣🤣
lol I went to college with her husband. He was so quiet and shy the opposite of her
There's no way she doesn't bully him around the way she tried to in this person's DMs lol
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This is the tea I didn't know I needed but I am here for it
spill the tea
I'm so invested now
☕️☕️☕️ Plz
Why is she harassing ppl on insta instead of enjoying wedding bliss 👽
Clearly her bliss comes from letting people know she's part of a billionaire family
Acting like she did anything to earn the wealth except share her bed with her little boy looking husband
you’re not kidding he looks like a 16 year old 😭😭😭
His name is Cabot LMFAOOO 💀
i was just thinking he looks so young and she looks way older than him!
but there’s NO other Asplundh’s in the US, don’t you see! Here’s a Facebook screenshot to prove it to you. There’s no way you, a plebe, shares my new, a billionaires wife, last name. it can’t be!! /s. blegh, what a weirdo
It’s on Facebook so it MUST be true!!!
And people from other countries obviously have no last names.../
The way she immediately tried to get this marked off her checklist during her wedding/honeymoon lol
She definitely married for money that’s obvious now
and she only has like 11k followers why is she acting like she’s a celebrity 😭
Can she offer $11k..
if she’s a billionaire it needs to be $50k minimum
i mean OP is a better person than me, once i found out she was a billionaire i’d sell it so fast (for the right price) getting banned is a risk i’m willing to take
I’m dyingggggg at “Congrats! That’s my name too.”
Even better that I assume it’s been OP’s name since birth. Seniority rules!
i want to share this story with all my friends just so this can be a joke because it was too good
She said “that’s illegal” lmaooo. This girl is nowhere near even 100k followers and she’s demanding usernames?
right like how is that illegal? i could make my username MyNameIsKamalaHarris and there would be no legal problems lol
My 1st insta was Thepenis Mightier good thing I shut it down or I’d be posting from prison rn
also, illegal where?? if the person is not american, the “law” (it’s not a law) wouldn’t apply to them anyways lol
Yeah good luck with that international prosecution over an instagram handle ms girl
Honestly. Anyone who has ever had an issue with Insta you know they just DON’T care.
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I feel like her new in-laws would freak knowing how entitled she’s acting 3 days after the wedding. Talk about trashing the family name
as they should
Omg someone PLEASE do this
BEGGING FOR THIS
I see a twitter thread about it 👀👀👀
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I’ve reported her too! Such insane behaviour from her end. Asplundh is a Swedish last name and while it may not be common that doesn’t mean only her husband’s family can have it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Is she the final boss of gatekeeping?
Reported 🥰
Yea me too! I reported her for bullying and harrasmwnt. Guess the nut isn’t getting her name.
Yes can we all report her?!
On it now
reporting her as well. this is major loser behavior
Reported her too!!!
Same! This was not ok!
Reported her for bullying
Me too!
I'll report her!
Girlhood :)
Just reported her
we’re handing this girl the strongest profile traffic day of her life lmao
She finally just went private lol
She turned off her tiktok comments too im dying over this but also genuinely worried for OP
we ride at dawn for OG Katherine Asplundh
You know who else married into the ASS-KERPLUNK family? The insufferable Tracy Anderson. Sis grabbed that bag, assume it was all due to manifestation.
Daphne Oz/Dr. Oz are asplundh related too
the wealth in these families runs DEEP. dr oz's wife's sister (an asplundh) married into the DuPont family. yeah, like THE prominent DuPont family, a family even wealthier and historical than the asplundhs that invented nylon and basically owns delaware.
Ah, so that’s why Tracy led a workout class for her wedding I was so confused.
She doesn’t believe someone else could have her name? That’s so delusional 😭
Also like, did she reference fucking Facebook for her “only family in the U.S.” comment? Does she not realize that just because people don’t have Facebook doesn’t mean they don’t…exist?
That’s the part that stuck out to me too! Facebook was the extent of her research of who has the name? That’s so idiotic!
I want to live in a world where I’m so out of touch that I think Facebook is a record of everyone alive on earth currently.
like she used it as the us census 😭😭 how tragically embarrassing
THE US CENSUS—
lol she posted a wedding day AMA, this is amazing. I asked her why she’s harassing someone about a username
Please update us if she responds!
she JUST went private as I was lurking
Omg this is crazy- she married into a billionaire family and is acting like they’re the only ones allowed to have that last name wtf💀💀💀💀
Right what a fucking bitch. So annoying to see people who have never been told no throw a hissy fit. I hope she gets banned
She should have put the IG name on her wedding registry. She put a Yeti cup and a HP printer on there...💀
A yeti cup on her registry ??? Cackling
My college ex married into a very wealthy family, multi day destination wedding in Europe, they had a stapler on their wedding registry.
Registry snark is my absolute favorite 😭 a girl in my sorority had glade plug-ins on hers
Influencers are so entitled. There’s no one with that name in America is so funny…there’s non Americans on Instagram girlie.
And "show me proof" like who the fuck are you lmao what an asshole
In her defense, her two brain cells are working overtime to sustain that uninspired, wannabe influencer account of hers - she can’t possibly hold space a world outside of America
someone go take all the usernames she could use for her new name
good work guys!!
Oh my goodness I am living for this pettiness 🤣🤣🤣
LMAOOO
I tried Katherinedriscollasplundh but it’s taken lmao
Edit: the bio is hahahahaha ;) I’m DEAD DEAD
someone has 😭 all the useable “professional” full name usernames have all been taken up, even a new one was made
We are the same kind of petty because I was thinking the same
This made me chortle
no but please!!!
God DAMN this is savage lmaoooo
Asking price: $8,000,000
ig do more. people get removed for literally nothing and this psychopath is harassing a random person WHO SHE DOESNT KNOW and doesnt think exists 🙄
Changed my finsta username to a variation of her new name just so she can’t have it either 🥰🥰🥰🥰
GUYS THE BEST PART IS HER TIKTOK USERNAME IS LOSTETIQUETTE. You don’t say…
This is going to keep me up tonight with secondhand embarrassment.
‘You’re pretending to be someone you’re not’ ‘The family I married into is the only Asplundhs in America’ ‘Do you have proof that this is your name’ where are her manners? And her common sense.
Also I checked her insta and she JUST became an ‘Asplundh’ literally like 48 hours ago. Chill out girl you know your man has a cooling off period.
It’s not even legally her name yet. This girl is batshit.
The “i really hope I don’t know you because that’s gonna be really embarrassing for you” killed me like people are out here impersonating her😭😭😭
i just wanna know what kind of drama has to be going on in her life for her to jump to that conclusion. who hates her enough to steal the username just to fuck with her and why
She is such an entitled piece of shit 😭
Right like Holy shit so much for marital bliss! 2 days after her wedding and she's already on a warpath I hate these people.
Didn’t she just get married? Like two days ago?💀 this is embarrassing
SO EMBARASSING. also tell us you’re classless without telling us KATHY
her husbands name is cabot 💀💀 okay cheese dick
“That’s gonna be really embarrassing for you”
According to google there are around 1300 people w that last name. She needs to pull her head from her Asp.
Please make sure to protect your Instagram as I wouldn't be surprised if she hired hackers to hack into your account!
Not trying to make you paranoid, just better to be safe than sorry.
yes! turn on 2FA immediately
I’m surprised she stopped short at asking you to change your handle and not your actual name
I’d ask for $100k minimum
Ok I used to work with a chick who married into the Asplundh family and she was equally unhinged n always saying she was royalty. Who is this family ?! And why should we care??
From PA and own a tree cutting company or something like that. Family business and they are worth over a billion.
Wait, I’m in VA and have seen that name plastered all over trucks. Wild!
Omg same I always pronounce it “ass plunder” so maybe she can do something with that!
dr oz's wife is an asplundh so he's also connected
Tracy anderson also married into this family. Katherine used to work for her!! Crazy
NOW THIS IS THE PIPIN TEA Y'ALL
I know a girl marrying in and she is a psycho 😂 they must attract a certain kind of
"My name is Katherine" "WHICH IS ILLEGAL" 😂
Dude. I wanted my married name for my instagram handle too. I tried and it was taken. Ugh. Bummer. Oh well! I moved on with my life. It’s fucking instagram.
I’m going to report this girl for bullying you OP.
Yeah I just added an underscore to mine when I got married and saw my married name was taken, didn’t consider I should’ve been harassing the girl who has it 🫠🫠
You F’d up you needed to write any and all people with your name and tell them what’s up lmao
Lmao my brother has the same name as her fiancé and I commented that and she blocked me this was a year ago miss queen of gatekeep
Her wedding dress looks like sheer curtains from JCPenney
Even Elie Saab makes mistakes.
My family literally has two Katherine Bootyjewdy's. They have the same IG handle except one includes their middle initial. No one cares and I don't think they've ever noticed or discussed it. No one cares. NO ONE CARES.
Girlie is spending her honeymoon deleting comments 😂
I love when influencers get told no.
Lollll how old is this woman? The fiancé looks about 18. Also, she walked down the aisle to Video Games by Lana del Rey? Somehow that strikes me as strange.
So many people have been using Video Games and Young and Beautiful for their wedding songs lately. Makes me wonder if they've actually, like, heard the lyrics lol
she also posted a video of their wedding with the song “loml” from taylor swift’s new album which stands for “loss of my life” in the song and is maybe the saddest song on the album
She's such a brat. We used to ride horses in the same circuit and she was known for being awful. There are videos on facebook of her being a brat.
I don’t think she’ll be getting any more clout after this🤣
LMAO this would send me into rage. keep the name
The fact that she didn’t even consider that people outside of America exist. Anyways pls never give this account away. And if you do sell it make sure u get that bag
The fact that she thinks every American has a registered Facebook account.
I’m dying this girls new husband used to date my coworker
Can someone put this on TikTok to make it go viral there
Why couldn’t she just use thekatherineasplundh? Not that hard to make a username with her new name that’s not the OP username. On second thought someone register thekatherineasplundh so she can’t take it (or mrskatherineasplundh)
Someone did it 💀
going to report her for bullying
This is the funniest most insane thing I have ever seen in here
How entitled and rude! Someone needs to crosspost this to r/IAmTheMainCharacter
First she offered to pay you and then is demanding you give it for free
First she offered to pay
You and then is demanding
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This is mortifying for her husband’s family…
This is not funny for you personally OP, but this is possibly one of the funniest things I've ever seen. What a loser lol
Who the fuck does this girl think she is “do you have proof that this is your name?”
you handled this so much better than I would’ve OP, I would’ve told her to fuck off
PLEASE E-Mail support more than just reporting her and include all this, those accusations are insane and are harassment.
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Or a waitress serving her at dinner? I just know she treats service workers like peasants
The way she spelled “Champaign” tower 💀
Ya'll someone just sent this to me via IG and they tagged her💀💀💀
I hope you posted this on your finsta
Imagine having 11k followers and considering yourself famous enough to do this/think this is normal behavior
What an absolute fucking loser bitch. Wow. I hope you get her account banned OP!! Rooting for you!
Katherine Katherine 😭 so average looking with the entitlement of an a lister
She used loml as the song for her wedding post, that shows she isn't the brightest bulb
GUYS YOU ARE ALL SENDING ME WITH YOUR COMMENTS ON THIS GIRLS IG! I AM DEAD. I LOVE THIS PLACE
why do microinfluencers all message in the same exact cadence ... no punctuation, just stressed/entitled stream of consciousness
Just looked up her pro because I couldn’t believe something like this was real. Looks like she got married literally yesterday?? Married the “love of her life” and instead of enjoying marriage bliss she has found the time to be a complete weirdo brat and harass you. Unhinged. I hope this ruins her honey moon mood just seething all day thinking about this
The way that account would become my main 💀
wait what?? i’m american and have known at least two unrelated people with that last name.
That’s ILLEGAL
This is Paige Lorenze level batshit
Is this the Asplundh that had to pay a $95m fine for illegally employing people ineligible to work in the US?
Would you look at that
oh my goodness "the only asplundh family in the US" BABY, THE REST OF THE WORLD EXISTS?!?! HELLO??
“I really hope I don’t know you because that’s gonna be really embarrassing for you” 💀💀💀
Literally cannot fathom being told no. What a fucking bozo 😭😭
I use to hang at with her husband in college 🤭
But what’s he like? I’m just dying to know what someone named Cabot, who would marry someone so heinous, is like in real life
She is INSANE???? Wtf???????
Omg reporting her account since she's such an asshole lmao
marrying into a rich family can’t buy you class. someone tell katherine that
Can we all go to her Instagram and comment that we're reporting her for trying to buy someone's username 😂
Now I’m back & laughing that OUR REAL KATHERINE might be across the pond sleeping and is gonna lose her mind when she sees how this has progressed
This will go down in history for this sub hahaha it’s so fucking funny
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i DMed her "you'll always be the second Katherine Asplundh" with a bunch of 🤣🤣🤣 emojis
“that’s going to be really embarrassing for you” REVERSE UNO CARD, BITCH
"Instagram will tell me your real name" no they won't LMFAO
Oh my god this is absolutely going to cause a massive riff w the family she married into. They are SUPER lowkey.
Did y'all catch where she says, "our family" referring to the family she married into 4 days ago? I'm really sorry Dominick Dunne is dead. I think he would have loved writing about influencer culture. He loved a good old fashioned social climber.
How old is her husband I am so confused why does he look 10