A good cook could cook as much

cookies as a good cook who

could cook cookies
I saw a saw that could out saw
any other saw I ever saw.
Betty Botter bought some
butter, but she said "this butter's
bitter! But a bit
of better butter will but make my
butter better" So she bought
some better
butter, better than the bitter
butter, and it made her butter
better so 'twas
better Betty Botter bought a bit
of better butter!

Black bug bit a big black bear.
But where is the big black bear
that the big black bug bit
A big bug bit the little beetle but
the little beetle bit the big bug
back.
If you understand, say
"understand".
If you don't understand, say
"don't understand".
But if you understand and say
"don't understand".
!ow do I understand that you
understand "nderstand!
I thought, I thought of thinking
of thanking you.
#$% B"&B B&"$ B"&B #$% B"&B
B&"$ B"&B
"#$% B&''% B&"$
B&''%"
I wish to wish the wish you wish
to wish, but if you wish the wish
the witch wishes, I won't wish
the wish you wish to wish.
if a sledering snail went down a
sli((ery slide would a snail
sleder or slide down the slide
bubble bobble, bubble bobble,
bubble bobble
)hese thousand tricky tongue
twisters tri( thrillingly off the
tongue .
Sounding by sound is a sound
method of sounding sounds.
*ou curse, I curse, we all curse,
for as(aragus!
+acha (a(aya (acca (a(aya
+acha (a(aya (acca (a(aya
+acha (a(aya (acca (a(aya.
San,eev's si-th shee( is
sick
%ouble bubble gum, bubbles
double.
Betty bought butter but the
butter was bitter, so Betty
bought better butter to make the
bitter butter better.
A sailor went to sea )o see, what
he could see. And all he could
see .as sea, sea, sea.
A bo- of mi-ed biscuits, a mi-ed
biscuit bo-.
"((er roller lower roller "((er
roller lower roller. ....
/ur(le /a(er /eo(le, /ur(le
/a(er /eo(le, /ur(le /a(er
/eo(le
If two witches were watching
two watches, which witch would
watch which watch ...sent by
#ichard .alsh.
SI0)! SI1+ S!$I+'S SI0)!
SI1+ S!$$/
.hich watch did which witch
wear and which witch wore
which watch
Si- sli((ery snails, slid slowly
seaward.
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't
the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I
thought had been the thought I
thought, I wouldn't have thought
so much.
'nce a fellow met a fellow In a
field of beans. Said a fellow to a
fellow, "If a fellow asks a
fellow, 1an a fellow tell a
fellow .hat a fellow means"
!ow much wood could a wood
chuck2 chuck if a wood chuck
could chuck wood
I scream, you scream, we all
scream for ice cream!
/aresh / /atel (lans to (eel
(otatoes in /une
An A(e hates gra(e cakes.
She sells sea shells on the sea
shore she sells sea shells no
more 3 By Sethna !illa
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. And
on a slitted sheet I sit. I slit a
sheet, a sheet I slit. )he sheet I
slit, that sheet was it.
Any noise annoys an oyster but
a noisy noise annoys an oyster
more.
S!$ S$&&S S$A S!$&&S '4 )!$
S$A S!'#$ ,
B") )!$ S$A S!$&&S )!A) S!$
S$&&S,
'4 )!$ S$A S!'#$ A#$ 4')
)!$ #$A& '4$S 3
A4+I)A %'S!I 56"6BAI7.
A skunk sat on a stum(. )he
stum( thought the skunk stunk.
the skunk thought the stum(
stunk . .hat stunk the skunk or
the stum(
)he owner of the inside inn was
inside his inside inn with his
inside outside his inside inn.
If one doctor doctors another
doctor does the doctor who
doctors the doctor doctor the
doctor the way the doctor he is
doctoring doctors 'r does the
doctor doctor the way the doctor
who doctors doctors
baboon bamboo, baboon
bamboo, baboon bamboo,
baboon bamboo, baboon
bamboo, baboon bamboo......
6y Bhaiya buys black Bananas
by the bunch.
)he thirty3three thieves thought
that they thrilled the throne
throughout )hursday.
%addy draws doors.%addy draws
doors.%addy draws doors.
%o tongue twisters twist your
tongue by
Sneha. A 54ew %elhi7
8riendly 8leas and 8ire 8lies
If you notice this notice, you will
notice that this notice is not
worth noticing. by
Saachi +hatri 56umbai7
8u99y .u99y was a bear, 8u99y
.u99y had no hair, 8u99y.u99y
wasn't very fu99y... was he
!ow many cans can a canner
can, if a canner can can cans
A canner can can as many cans
as a canner can, if a canner can
can cans.
!ow much wood could a wood
cho((er cho(, if a wood cho((er
could cho( wood
If a black bug bleeds black
blood, what color blood does a
blue bug bleed
If 8reaky 8red 8ound 8ifty 8eet
of 8ruit and 8ed 8orty 8eet to his
8riend 8rank how many 8eet of
8ruit did 8reaky 8red 8ind
/enny's (retty (ink (iggy bank
".hen a doctor falls ill another
doctor doctor's the doctor. %oes
the doctor doctoring the doctor
doctor the doctor in his own way
or does the doctor doctoring the
doctor doctors the doctor in the
doctor's way"
A tutor who tooted the flute,
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor, 'Is it
harder to toot or to tutor two
tooters to toot'
'ne smart fellow, he felt
smart. )wo smart fellows, they
felt smart. )hree smart fellows,
they all felt smart.
/eter /i(er (icked a (eck of
(ickled (e((ers,
if /eter /i(er (icked a (eck of
(ickled (e((ers,
wheres the (eck of (ickled
(e((ers /eter /i(er
(icked
Black bug's blood.
1ris( crusts crackle and crunch.
It's not the cough that carries
you off, it's the coffin they carry
you off in!
)ie a knot, tie a knot.
)ie a tight, tight knot.
)ie a knot in the sha(e of a
nought.

8reshly3fried fat flying fish
#ubber baby3buggy bum(ers.
:olly ,uggling ,esters ,auntily
,uggled ,ingling ,acks.
+indly kittens knitting mittens
kee( ka9ooing in the king's
kitchen.

Billy Button bought a buttered
biscuit,
did Billy Button buy a buttered
biscuit
If Billy Button bought a buttered
biscuit,
.here's the buttered biscuit Billy
Button bought .....By
Shirish +arker 5 India7
)he si-th sick sheik's si-th
shee('s sick.
A skunk sat on a stum( and
thunk the stum( stunk,
but the stum( thunk the skunk
stunk.

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She saw a fish on the seashore
and I'm sure )he fish she saw on
the seashore was a saw3fish.
Swan swam over the sea,
Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again
.ell swum, swan!
A )udor who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
"Is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tooters to toot"
MORE TONGUETWISTERS !
If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister
his tongue will be twiste as tongue-
twister twists tongues!

Mae by -
"NON R"# $ T %&"'R"(ORT#!
" s)un) sat on a stum* an thun) the
stum* stun)+
but the stum* thun) the s)un) stun)!
(etty (oughter bought some butter
(ut she sai the butter,s bitter
If I *ut it in my batter
It will ma)e my batter bitter
(ut a bit of better butter will ma)e it
better than the bitter butter
So she bought a bit of better butter
"n *ut it in her batter
"n her batter was not bitter
So t,was (etty (oughter bought a bit
if better butter an *ut it in her
batter an her batter was not bitter!
&ere,s the answer-
The o.toring o.tor o.tors the
o.tor the way the
o.toring o.tor wants to o.tor the
o.tor!
Not the way the o.tore o.tor
wants to be o.tore!
Mr! See owne a saw!
"n Mr! Soar owne a seesaw!
Now See,s saw sawe Soar,s seesaw
(efore Soar saw See+
Whi.h mae Soar sore!
&a Soar seen See,s saw
(efore See sawe Soar,s seesaw+
See,s saw woul not ha/e sawe
Soar,s seesaw!
So See,s saw sawe Soar,s seesaw!
(ut it was sa to see Soar so sore
0ust be.ause See,s saw sawe
Soar,s seesaw!
I .annot bear to see a bear
(ear own u*on a hare!
When bare of hair he stri*s the hare+
Right there I .ry+ 12orbear!1
" tree toa lo/e a she-toa
Who li/e u* in a tree!
&e was a two-toe tree toa
(ut a three-toe toa was she!
The two-toe tree toa trie to win
The three-toe she-toa,s heart+
2or the two-toe tree toa lo/e the
groun
That the three-toe tree toa tro!
(ut the two-toe tree toa trie in
/ain!
&e .ouln,t *lease her whim!
2rom her tree toa bower
With her three-toe *ower
The she-toa /etoe him!

Silly Sally swiftly shooe se/en silly
shee*!
The se/en silly shee* Silly Sally
shooe
shilly-shallie south!
These shee* shouln,t slee* in a
sha.)3
shee* shoul slee* in a she!
#ou,/e no nee to light a night-light
On a light night li)e tonight+
2or a night-light,s light,s a slight light+
"n tonight,s a night that,s light!
When a night,s light+ li)e tonight,s
light+
It is really not 4uite right
To light night-lights with their slight
lights
On a light night li)e tonight!
Of all the felt I e/er felt+
I ne/er felt a *ie.e of felt
whi.h felt as fine as that felt felt+
when first I felt that felt hat,s felt!
I thought a thought!
(ut the thought I thought wasn,t the
thought
I thought I thought!
Swan swam o/er the sea+
Swim+ swan+ swim!
Swan swam ba.) again
Well swum+ swan!
I

5oo*e *ur*le *eli.ans!
(etty blo.) brought some bri. a bra.!
%uthbert,s .uff lin)s

- sent by 5oornima +
6ubai