We Should Learn To Love Our Enemies-Mahatma Gandhi Ab Aap Bataaye Kiski Sune Bapu Di Ya Chacha Di???

1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
2. E!ectin" the world to treat u fairly co# u r a "ood !erson is like
e!ectin" the lion not to attack u co# u r a ve"etarian. $hink about it.
%. &eauty isn't measured by outer a!!earance and what clothes we wear,
but what we are inside. 'o, try "oin" out without clothes tomorrow and see the
admiration!
(. )on't walk as if you rule the world,
walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
$hat's called *ttitude+! ,ee! on rockin"!
-. Every lady ho!es that her dau"hter will marry a better man than she did
and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as "ood as his father did!!!
.. /e was a "ood man. /e never smoked, drank 0 had no affair.
1hen he died, the insurance com!any refused the claim.
$hey said, he who never lived, cannot die!
2. * man threw his wife in a !ond of 3rocodiles4
/e's now bein" harassed by the *nimal 5i"hts *ctivists for bein" cruel to the
3rocodiles!
6. 'o many o!tions for suicide7
8oison, slee!in" !ills, han"in",
jum!in" from a buildin", lyin" on train tracks, but we chose 9arria"e, slow 0 sure!
1:. *ll desirable thin"s in life are either
ille"al, banned, e!ensive or married to someone else!
11. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya haha di!!!
12. 1hen thin"s "o wron", when sadness fills your heart,
1hen tears flows from your eyes always say these words+
Eh ;an!at, chal daru la+
1%. 1:< of road accidents are due to drunken drivin".
1hich makes it a lo"ical statement that
=:< of accidents are due to drivin" without drinkin"!
8iyo 'ar >tha ,e!
&oss 7 am "ivin" u job as a driver. '$*5$I?; salary 5s.2:::@A, is it o.k
'ardar 7 > 5 "reat sir! 'tartin" salary is o.k.......but44
how much is )5IBI?; salary...4
CCC )D?$ 35E I? FDBE &3G ( 1/D9 >5 35EI?; )DE'
?D$ )E'E5BE >5 $E*5' 0 $/E 8E5'D? 1/D )E'E5BE
I$, 1IFF ?EBE5 FE$ > 35E CCC
'ardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. /e cuts its 1 le", and
says, HchalH, it walks.
/e cuts 2nd and %rd le"s and said, HchalH , it walks.
/e cuts all the le"s and said, Hchal....H Iinally he wrote the conclusion......
...... Hafter all the le"s of a cockroach are cut A it becomes deaf......H
Interviewar7 what s ur Jualification4
'ardarji 7 'ir I am 8h.d.
Interviewar 7 what do u mean by 8h.d4
'ardarji 7 Ksmilin"L 8*''E) /I;/'3/DDF with )IIII3>F$E....
H jinda"i mai kabhi !yaar mat karna,
ho jaye to inkaar mat karna,
nibha sako to isme kadam rakhna,
Barna kisi ki jinda"i barbad mat karna.H
,ya tum !ed !e chad sakte ho,
kya sanjivani buti la sakte ho,
kya sina cheer k dikha sakte ho,
nai na,
beta kewal shakal bandar jaisi hone se koi /anuman nai hota.
*!ne !yar ko mat chu!ao, ise #arurat h jatane ki,
*!ni khubsurti ko mat chu!ao,
ise #arurat h dikhane ki... *b aur 8E5I>9E mat la"ao,
tumhe #arurat h nahane ki..
1hen I am7 ,areeb
$here is only7 ,hamoshi
I want to s!eak7 )il 'e
$hat's my kind of7 IshJ
I want this to be7 ;u!t
*s I always have7 )arr
$hat I will loose you7 'ajani
*nd that would be "reat7 'adma
I am your7 9r.*ashiJue
&ut sometimes bit7 )eewana
$ell me7 /um *a!ke /ain ,aun
*s I feel 7 ,uch ,uch /ota /ai
In this 7 )uniya )ilwalon ,i
I told you7 9aine 8yar ,iya
9ay be 7 )il $o 8a"al /ai
&ecause7 Jab 8yar ,isise /ota /ai
$he whole world a!!ears as7 )ushman
&ut anyway7 8yar $o /ona /i $ha
;adha jo khaaye wo ;haas ho tum,
&uddhe ka 3hyawan!raash ho tum,
Idiot, stu!id, bakwaas ho tum,
8ar jo bhi ho! Eaar! )ost Jhakaas ho tum.
/um dua karte hain ,huda se,
ki wo aa! jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek 3artoon jaisi chee# hai humare !aas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye
Jab barish hoti hai,
$um yaad aate ho.
Jab kali "hata chaye,
$um yaad ate ho,
Jab bhee"te hain tum yaad aate ho,
&ataoo 9era 3hatri ,ab )o "i!
9DBIE 5EF*$E) $D '$>)E................
Eams A socha na tha,
3lasses A kabhi kabhi,
Muestion !a!ers A na tum jano na hum,
3o!yin" A yaarana,
9aths2 A asambhav,
9aths1 A mission im!ossible,
Environmental sciences A !yar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester A kuch to hai,
2nd semester A yeh kya ho raha hai,
)istinction A kal ho na ho,
1st class A raju ban"aya "entleman,
2nd class A dil man"e more
Iail A !hir milen"e
)ad72 thin"s in life r im!rtant.
/onesty n 1isdom !
'on71ats honesty4
)ad7,ee! ur word if u hv "iven it.
'on71isdom4
)ad7)ont "ive it !
*!ne roo! !e itna "urur na kar
sab do din ki masti hai.
$era husan bhi tab tak Jayam hai
jab tak Iair 0 Fovely sasti hai.
3I) to 'anta7 1hy criminals leave
their fin"er !rints aftr their work4
'anta7 'ir, criminals r uneducatd.
If they r educatd,
they wud leave their si"nature
/*88E 4
*rey &aba
/*88E means
/7 /ai koi
*7 *a!ko
87 8al
87 8al
E7 Eaad karne wala
Just like me......tell me4
"nglish #eaher$
9ake a sentence usin" H?eitherA?orH
Naughty boy %tudent$
1hen "irls wear ti"ht fittin" dresses,
H?Ei$/E5H are they
comfortable, H?D5H are we!
Ek admi aadi raat ko a!ni moti biwi se bola ki sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
&I1I A Ek dum.
*admi A$o a!ni dusri tan" bhi mujh !er rakh do.
8ro!ose karne ka sher7
,utta mar "aya rajaai mein,
9ain !aa"al ho "aya teri judaai mein,
/aathi nadi mein beh nahin sakta,
*!un tere bina reh nahin sakta...
Iro" 2 sardarAkya sardar ka dima" hota hai4
'rdrAhaan hota hai.
Iro"Anahi hota hai n fro" jum!s in d water.
'rdrAisme suicide krne ki kya baat hai I was jokin".
'anta bou"ht new radio 0 took it 2 toilet.
1en came out banta askd7hw ws it4
'anta7yaar romantic son"s chal rahe the bade maje se !otty ki.
$hen banta took radio 2 toilet
0 when came out santa askd7kaisi rahi4 9aja aaya4
&anta7kaisa maja!'alo ne janA"anAman la"a diya,sari ki sari khade ho k karni !adi.
Dn a romantic day sardar's "irlfriend
asks him. )arlin" on our en"a"ement day will you "ive me a rin".
'ardar 7 Ea sure, from landline or mobile.
3hemistry ki class main teacher ?E ek larki se !ucha what is H?itrateH4
Farki 'harma kar boli7 Hsir, ni"ht rate 1-::@A, aur hotel char"es ala" hon"e.H

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