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When you wake up and feel like death, dont call a doctor. You dont need a second opinion. You mixed some things together and you drank until it was light outside. So just follow our prescription: cook these recipes and youll have a full belly and be feeling better in no time.
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We wrote a whole chapter of recipes for when its just you. Because you are beautiful and you deserve it. Youll also have great leftovers for lunch the next day.
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These desserts are awesome. They are unlike any you will find in any other cookbook, anywhere in the entire world, throughout all of history, including the future. And the past. Conclude your food adventure here. Or start it here?!? Gaboommm woosshhh. Thats the sound of your mind being blown. By dessert.
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Hangover Cures We embrace our inner evil genius when it comes to being hungover. Remember that one Sunday way back in the day when you combined five different types of cereal in one bowl and you watched five hours of cartoons in your underwear because its exactly what you wanted to do? These recipes are just like that but better. Free yourself from the constraints of a socially acceptable breakfast option. Save your healthy granola for Monday morning. Welcome to weekend hangover nirvana. Theres just no holding back in this chapter . . . Reach out for it. Grab it and invite friends over to partake in the spoils of these riches. Get as drunk as you want, and when youre ready for your friends to leave, just yawn and walk the 10 feet to your bed for your first nap of the day. Theyll get the picture.
CHORIZO BREAKFAST TACOS 17 FRIED CHICKEN SANDWICH WITH WATERMELON HOT SAUCE 18 SMOKED SALMON SOFT SCRAMBLED EGGS 20 WHOLE-WHEAT SILVER DOLLAR PANCAKES WITH CITRUS MAPLE SYRUP 21 FRIED TOFU BHN M OMELET 25 BAKED POTATO CHILI HASH 26 GRILLED CHEESE WITH SPICY TOMATO JAM 27 FRENCH TOAST SANDWICH WITH MAPLE PECAN BUTTER AND SOUR APPLES 28
1 seedless watermelon, about 4 lbs (2 kg) 1 cup (8 oz/250 g) sugar 4 Tbsp Sriracha
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4 boneless chicken thighs, preferably skin-on 2 cups (16 fl oz/500 ml) buttermilk Vegetable oil for deep-frying
To make the hot sauce, remove the flesh from the watermelon rind (remember, reserve the rind for pickling!). Roughly chop the flesh, place in a food processor, and process until it forms a liquid. You should have about 4 cups (32 fl oz/1 l).
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Heres one of the most popular brunch items Ive ever run at Mile End Brooklyn. Its a no-brainer masterpiece that features the perfect summer-day pairing. The only way to improve on perfection is to transform it into a sandwich. The watermelon hot sauce gives a sweet kick that elevates this sandwich to something that haunts your brunch-craving dreams. At 1:00 a.m. on Friday night, I want you to be dreaming of the next morning when you get to wake up and eat this beauty. Eli
In a heavy saucepan, combine the watermelon liquid and sugar and bring to a boil over medium-high heat, stirring to dissolve the sugar. Reduce to a simmer and continue to cook, stirring often to prevent scorching, until reduced by half, about 45 minutes. Add the Sriracha, stir well, and remove from the heat. Let cool completely, then cover and refrigerate. (The sauce will keep for up to 2 weeks.) To make the fried chicken, in a bowl, immerse the chicken thighs in the buttermilk and let soak for at least 15 minutes or up to 1 day in the refrigerator. Pour oil to a depth of 5 inches (13 cm) into a deep pot or a deep fryer and heat to 335F (170C). While the oil is heating, in the food processor, process the corn flakes until reduced to the consistency of the panko. Add the panko, flour, paprika, salt, and pepper flakes and pulse to combine. Transfer the mixture to a large bowl. When the oil is ready, one at a time, remove the chicken pieces from the buttermilk, letting them drip a bit, then toss them in the crumb mixture until well coated. Carefully lower the chicken pieces into the hot oil and fry until deep golden brown on the outside and cooked through, 58 minutes; the timing depends on the thickness. Test for doneness with an instant-read thermometer; it should register 165F (74C). Using a wire skimmer or tongs, transfer the chicken to paper towels to drain briefly. To assemble each sandwich, arrange a layer of rinds on the bottom of a bun and top with a piece of chicken. Drizzle 1 tablespoon of the hot sauce over the chicken and close with the bun top. Serve right away. Pass the remaining hot sauce at the table for anyone who would like more.
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Fill a rocks glass with ice water and let chill for at least 1 minute. Fill a pint glass with ice. Pour in the Lillet, orange juice, and bitters and stir well. Pour the ice water out of the rocks glass. Strain the drink into the glass. Top with the tonic water, garnish with the orange peel, and serve.
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This cocktail is based on the French 75, which was named after a famous gun used during both world wars. Google it. We call ours the America 45, in homage to the American-made Colt. And in our version, youre not allowed to use Champagne or whatever they call it over thereonly good old-fashioned American-made sparkling wine. America! Freedom! Alcohol! P.S. You are getting spied on.
Ice 2 fl oz (60 ml) gin
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Fill a Champagne glass with ice water and let chill for at least 1 minute. Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Pour in the gin, lemon juice, and simple syrup. Cover and shake vigorously for 15 seconds. Pour the ice water out of the Champagne glass. Strain the drink into the glass and top with the sparkling wine. Garnish with the ginger skewer, if using, and serve.
1 cup (8 fl oz/ 250 ml) warm water (about 100F/38C) 1 package (2 2 tsp) active dry yeast 5 cups (25 oz/ 780 g) all-purpose flour 2 Tbsp light brown sugar 2 tsp kosher salt
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2 cup (3 3 4 oz/ 110 g) baking soda 4 cup ( 2 oz/ 60 g) sea salt 3 cup (3 fl oz/ 80 ml) honey
In a small bowl, stir together the warm water and yeast and let stand until frothy, about 10 minutes. Meanwhile, in a large bowl, whisk together the flour, sugar, and kosher salt. Slowly add the butter and stir to mix well. Add the yeast mixture, oil, and egg and stir with a wooden spoon until a rough dough comes together. Turn out onto a lightly floured work surface and knead until smooth and elastic, about 5 minutes. (See Challah, page 150, for detailed instructions on kneading.) Place the dough in a clean, large, lightly oiled bowl and cover with a kitchen towel. Let the dough rise in a warm place until doubled in size, about 1 hour. Position 1 rack in the center of the oven and a second rack in the lower third of the oven and preheat the oven to 450F (230C). In a large pot, combine the baking soda with 8 cups (64 fl oz/2 l) water. Bring to a boil over high heat, stirring to dissolve the baking soda. Lightly spray 2 large sheet trays with cooking spray and set aside. While the water is heating, punch down the dough and divide into 4 equal portions. Roll each portion into a rope about 1 inch (2.5 cm) in diameter, then cut each rope crosswise into 1-inch pieces. Working in batches, add the dough pieces to the boiling water, a dozen or so at a time (dont crowd the pot), and cook for 30 seconds. Using a slotted spoon or skimmer, remove from the water, let drain, dab onto a kitchen towel to remove excess moisture, and then place on the prepared pan. Immediately sprinkle with some of the sea salt. When all the pretzel bites are boiled and salted, transfer to the oven and bake for 5 minutes. Switch the pans between the racks and rotate them 180 degrees, then continue to bake until golden brown, about 5 minutes longer. Transfer to wire racks and let cool slightly. In a small serving bowl, stir together the honey and mustard. Serve the pretzel bites warm with the honey mustard.
Pretzels really had their glory days back in the 1980s, when teenagers had nothing to do except congregate in mall food courts and let the sexual tension flow. Unfortunately, as a grown-up, you might want your pretzels to actually taste good instead of just be something to hold while you make awkward conversation about what bands you like. Once these pretzels emerge from the steamy oven, those angsty teen feelings you havent experienced since the days at the mall will come rushing back. But instead of lusting over your ninth-grade crush, youll be all hot and bothered for these salty bites.
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Just Because You Dont Have Friends Doesnt Mean You Cant Make Dinner Youve texted everyone and its just not happening tonight. Theyre either tired or just taking it easy. You feel like theres a conspiracy and they are all at some new amazingly fun bar together, without you. That cant be happening though, right? News flashthats whats actually happening. Your friends collectively decided that youre not in the group anymore. And its not them. Its definitely you. So yeah, youre gonna have to learn to deal with that and may need to talk to a professional. But tonight? Fuck em. Youve got yourself and thats all you need. Well you and a pile of steak nachos and the Blade Runner directors cut. Some of these portions are huge, but you just got dumped by ALL your friends. So cook up a ree-dick amount of food and melt into your couch. Actually, can we come over?
SEARED HALLOUMI WITH SPINACH AND ZUCCHINI 81 FALAFEL BURGER 82 STRIPED BASS WITH CLAMS AND WHITE BEANS 85 SAUSAGE AND PEPPER RICE PILAF 86 STEAK NACHOS 87 MEAT-LOAF BURGER 88 CHARD SALAD WITH ARTICHOKE HEARTS AND KALAMATA OLIVE VINAIGRETTE 91 CHOPPED CHEFS SALAD 92
1 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature 1015 fresh mint leaves 1 small zucchini, trimmed and cut into 1-inch (2.5-cm) pieces Kosher salt 4 oz (125 g) halloumi cheese, cut into slices about 12 inch (12 mm) thick
In a saucepan, heat 2 tablespoons of the olive oil over low heat. Add the onion, ginger, and garlic and saut until softened and translucent, about 10 minutes. Add the spinach, cumin, and coriander, raise the heat to medium, and cook until the spinach is just wilted, about 2 minutes. Fold in the butter and mint leaves. Remove from the heat and set aside. In a large saut pan, heat the remaining 1 tablespoon olive oil over mediumhigh heat. Carefully place the zucchini chunks in the pan so they are not touching and season with salt. Cook until golden on the first side, about 3 minutes, then turn them over to brown on the second side. When you turn the zucchini, move them closer together to make room in the pan for the halloumi slices. (Use a second pan if its too crowded.) Add the cheese slices and a little more oil if the pan seems dry. After 2 minutes, turn the halloumi over. When all of the zucchini and halloumi slices are nicely browned on both sides, remove from the heat. To serve, place the spinach mixture on a plate. Arrange the zucchini and halloumi slices on top. Serve right away.
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Halloumi is cheese that you can fry in a pan. It melts but only a little, so it keeps its shape and gets a beautiful golden crust. Nonmelting cheese is so counterintuitive and wondrous that you probably think that some kind of modern scientist must have invented it in the same place he invented bubble tea, Dippin Dots, Cheez Whiz, and that chocolate syrup that gets hard when it cools. But really, it was Mother Nature. Or maybe it was her really quiet son Steve who was always out back in the garden. Cant remember.
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MAX Most of the stuff you read about how to entertain is pretty much pointless, out of touch, and a big waste of your money and time. No one is going to go home and talk about how great the centerpiece was. They are only going to remember if they had fun or not. And the key ingredients to having fun are painfully obvious: great food, great music, and plenty to drink. ELI The secret to having a sweet soiree isnt alliteration icebreakers, board games, goodie bags, floral arrangements, or tablecloths. Those things are the secret to getting made fun of at your own party. So unless youre having a this-is-my-seventh-grade birthday-themed party or youre channeling Ina, dont overwork yourself. The real way to throw an epic slam bash or even just a dope casual dinner party is to be prepared with the food and to delegate the remaining responsibility to your guests. MAX The last thing you want to be doing during your own party is running out to get something that someone else could have brought on their way over. ELI Ice runs are the bane of my existence. MAX Or running out to get more cups. Or really going out for anything at all. Who the hell wants to leave their own party? (Well, sometimes I actually do). But what
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people dont do well enough before parties is to make people commit to bringing certain things. ELI Since we always supply the bulk of the food, I make a list of the guests and then write next to their name what I am delegating them to bring. MAX Thats very fascist. ELI My party is not a democratic party, Max, which is why even though we live together, Im referring to it as my party. If it saves me money and also the headache of last-minute hassles, Ill play the rigid party thrower in this scenario. So, yeah, I told you to bring a salad (the Brussels sprouts with olives, feta, and sopressata on page 112 will do) and I really want you to bring it (like Torrance Shipman does in the classic tale of triumphing over adversity, Bring It On). I dont think it is too much to ask you to bring something in exchange for you turning my beautiful apartment into your own Champagne bubble bath. MAX Yeah, it might be your last night on earth (see Apocalypse, page 96) and you are opening up your home to people who might be your only partners in this new post-apocalyptic society. If you cant trust someone to bring the pretzel bites (page 55),
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2 oz (60 g) sopressata or other spicy dry salami, cut into 1 8-inch (3-mm) dice 1 tsp chopped fresh marjoram or oregano 2 oz (60 g) feta cheese, crumbled
Kosher salt 1 lb (500 g) Brussels sprouts, sliced very thinly on a mandoline or with a sharp chefs knife 1 cup (5 oz/155 g) pitted oil-cured black olives
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In a large bowl, whisk together the olive oil, lemon juice, and 12 teaspoon salt. Add the Brussels sprouts, olives, sopressata, and marjoram to the bowl and stir to mix well and coat the sprouts with the vinaigrette. Cover and refrigerate for at least 30 minutes or up to 4 hours. Before serving, bring to room temperature. Fold in the feta, then taste and adjust the seasoning.
In the late 1980s and early 1990s, a man with a raw mix of graceful power, a funny accent, and a sweet fake name emerged on the scene, forever changing the face of action films. The Muscles from Brussels, a.k.a. Jean-Claude Van Damme, took up karate as a boy and ballet as a teen. His best film is probably Bloodsport, though Timecop and Hard Target have some sweet parts, too. While the Oscar still eludes him, were holding out hope that his next film, Revenge Face Punch 2, will bring home the gold.
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4 lb ( 375 g) green beans or mix of green beans and yellow wax beans, ends trimmed
3 Tbsp Dijon mustard 2 Tbsp brine-packed capers, drained and patted dry
Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper 4 large eggs, hard boiled, peeled, and halved lengthwise
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In a large frying pan, heat the olive oil over medium-high heat. When the oil is hot, add the beans and toss to coat well with the oil. Then let the beans cook, without moving them, for 2 minutes. Stir well and let cook undisturbed for 23 minutes longer. You want much of the outsides of the beans to be blistered and blackened but not burned. Remove the pan from the heat. Add the mustard and capers to the pan and stir to mix well with the beans and the oil. Add a splash of water if the beans seem too dry. Season with salt and pepper. Transfer to a platter, tuck the eggs in among the beans, and serve right away.
We love us some haricots. GBs are tasty blanched, fried, in salads, or as the main star of the dish. This dish is incredibly simple and should be made last, right before serving. So make sure the potatoes are crispy, the cassoulent is steaming, and the cheese on the onion soup is starting to melt and bubble and then, only then, should you make this for the table. Max
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4 cups (32 fl oz/1 l) half-and-half 5 tea bags orange-and-spice flavored tea such as Constant Comment
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Pinch of kosher salt 4 tsp powdered gelatin (a little less than 2 packets) 1 cup (3 oz/90 g) any kind of cookie crumbs except chocolate chip
In a saucepan, gently heat the half-and-half until very hot but not boiling. Stir constantly to prevent scorching. Add the tea bags, honey, and salt and stir to dissolve the honey. Remove from the heat and let the tea steep until you like the balance of tea and milk flavors, usually 35 minutes. Remove the tea bags and squeeze the excess liquid into the pan. Set the pan aside. Pour 1 4 cup (2 fl oz/60 ml) cold water into a bowl. Sprinkle the gelatin over the water and let stand for 35 minutes to soften. Stir in 1 cup (8 fl oz/250 ml) of the steeped half-and-half. Pour the mixture back into the saucepan and stir to mix well. Divide the panna cotta base evenly among eight 23-cup (160-ml) ramekins or small glasses, cover, and refrigerate until completely set, 23 hours. To serve, sprinkle some of the cookie crumbs over each serving, then serve right away.
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Like repainting the Mona Lisa with crayons, we could never do justice to our Grandma Claires multilevel fruit-inside Jell-O desserts. But we do love a wonderful soft, jiggly dessert thats not too heavy and isnt the same ol chocolatey-cake type of deal. This might be the easiest thing in the entire book to make. Crumbling crunchy cookies on top is the perfect contrast to the soft panna cotta. It aint Jell-O, but were sure our grandma would be proud.
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Olive Press Recipes and text Copyright 2013 Eli Sussman and Max Sussman Images and illustrations Copyright 2013 Weldon Owen, Inc. All rights reserved, including the right of reproduction in whole or in part in any form Olive Press is an imprint of Weldon Owen, Inc. and Williams-Sonoma, Inc. Weldon Owen, Inc. is a division of Bonnier Corporation 415 Jackson Street, Suite 200, San Francisco, CA 94111
Library of Congress Control Number: 2013951241 ISBN 13: 978-1-61628-635-4 ISBN 10: 1-61628-635-0 www.weldonowen.com www.williams-sonoma.com Printed and bound in the USA First printed in 2013 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1