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ISSUE 073
30th Oct - 13th Nov 2015
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Randells Footcare
Domestic Cleaning
Daily / weekly / monthly / or one-off cleans
Landlord / letting agent cleans
Holiday homes
Laundry / Ironing services
Please phone for a FREE no obligation quote on:
Tel: 07801
469 719
www.sadiescleaningservice.co.uk
TRIMINGHAM ROOFING
FLAT AND PITCH ROOFING
LEAD WORK, CHIMNEY REPAIRS,
FASCIA AND GUTTERING
GENERAL BUILDING
HANDY NUMBERS
Mulled wine, hog roast, many individual stalls. Book a stall now.
Christmas Day
Festive Carvery
12-3pm every Sunday throughout December.
2 course meal 12.00 per person
All welcome
EST. 1975
Dear Editor,
web: www.chickscaravanservices.co.uk
Dear Editor,
Dear Liz,
Dear Editor,
Dear Editor,
ANDREW BOWEN
PLUMBER, CARPENTER
& BUILDING MAINTENANCE
Home
Mobile
A J B Builders
All types of Building work undertaken.
PC PROBLEMS?
No problem!
People Often
Complain.....
W.G.STEVENSON
PLASTERING CONTRACTOR
YOUR NEXT
CRAB TALES
COMES OUT
November
14th
PLEASE NOTE
November Buffet
Vat Free
Safety & Customer Satisfaction our priority
City & Guilds Qualified, Public Liability Insurance
From lawns to tree felling, Access platforms &
climbers used in restricted areas, Safe removal
of a branch to whole trees and we also install
High quality post & rail paddock fencing.
[email protected]
E.C.KIDD BUILDERS
MUNDESLEY ELECTRICAL
OVERSTRAND
RNLI Cromer.....
for Friends
722 517
The Coasthopper
Cletus Is Passing..
........by Billy Bobs hay barn one day when,
through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob
doing a slow and sensual striptease in front
of an old John Deere tractor.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette,
and gently slides off first the right strap of his
overalls, followed by the left.
Chimney Sweep
Jones The Sweep
New Zealand
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No Longer At Risk
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The Benefits of
Paraffin Wax
You Dont Need To Suffer
North Repps
School
Selbrigg Lodge
Thorpe Market
NR11 8UA
Waxing
Examples
A Young Ventriloquist
..... is touring and, one night, hes doing
a show in a small fishing town.
To advertise in the
Crab Tales
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CROMER OSTEOPATHS
23 Church Street, Cromer
01603 736 238
www.cromerosteopaths.co.uk
Seasonal Flu
Bowen Technique
or 01263 711712.
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Cromer Library
A Reminder
ENSLIN
DENTAL SURGERY
20 High Street
Cromer
Norfolk NR27 9HG
Medical Negligence
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Scott-Moncrieff & Associates Ltd.
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What, When & Where All tel numbers are code: 01263 unless otherwise stated.
Aylsham
Cromer
Overstrand
Mundesley
Badminton Tues & Fri am: Coronation Hall. Tel: 722 835
Bowls Pavilion Bingo: Sun 7.30pm, Whist Drive: Tues,
Wed & Fri 1.45pm t: 721 815
Cafe Church 1st Weds 10.30am Church Rooms.
Carpet Bowls Mon 1.30pm Coronation Hall t: 720 344
Come & Meet Club 3rd Weds 11am. Royal Hotel t:720 558
Community Choir Tues 7.30pm Methodist Church t: 722 022
Craft Club 10am1st & 3rd Mon Coronation Hall. t 720 549
Creative Writing Group 1st Fri 2.15pm Library t:720 702
Knit & Natter Tues 4-5pm Library t:720 702
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North Walsham
AgeUK 4th Thurs 10am Drop in. Library t: 01692 402 482
Animal Magic Dog Club t: Kathy 720 730
Beginners Tai Chi & Qigong. Tues St. Benets Hall.
Qigong 6.30pm. Tai Chi 7.30pm. t: 01603 466 120
Bipolar Self Help Group 3rd Thurs 2pm Saddlers Shop
t: 0854 434 9872
Charity Bingo Weds 8pm Community Centre.t: 01692 407 214
Extend Over 60s Exercise Mon. Methodist Church Hall
t: 01692 407 851
Judo Tues 7pm. Millfield Primary School. t: Hazel: 579 345
Lions Club 7.30pm 1st Mon. Community Centre.
t: 01692 400 702
N.N. Speakers Club 7pm alt. Weds. High School
t: Gillian :01692 650 250
Parkinson Support Group 2nd Tues 10:30am Sacred Heart
Church Hall. t:01692 406 486
Quaker Meetings Sun 10.30am Meeting House,
Mundesley Rd. near Swafield.
RAFA 7.30pm First Tues. Bluebell Inn
Reading 4 U 3rd Wed 9.45am St.Johns Hall t: 768 164
Short & Sweet book group 1-2pm Tues every 3 weeks
Library. t: 01692 402 482
Spiritualist Centre Sun: 6.30pm St Johns Ambulance Hall.
The Wheel of Light 1st Thurs 7.30pm Orchard Gardens
Pub. t: 721 484
Victory Explorers Weds eve 14 - 18 yrs t: 01692 406415
Walsham Writers Group: www.walshamwritersgroup.com
Weavers Morris Dancers Wed 7.45pm St Nicholas Room
t: 01692 404 447
Sheringham
The Runtons
Bingo Sun & Wed 7.30pm Bernies Social Club East Runton
N.N. Chess Club Fri 7.30pm. W. Runton Social Club t:
823 814
Pilates Classes All ages, abilities, male /female.
Mon.10am E. Runton Community Hall t: 588 935 or Mob.
07900 733 832 Philatelic Society 2nd Mon 7.30pm
West Runton Church Hall.
Cromer & Sheringham Probus Club 12.30pm 1st Tues,
Links Hotel t:824 306
Rotary Club Weds 6pm except 5th Weds Dormy House
W.Runton, t: 578 194
Sequence Dancing Mon 7.30pm E. Runton Village Hall.
t:01692 403 071
Trimingham
Elsewhere
www.crab-tales.co.uk
Please Note:
Special Events
OCTOBER
Friday 30th October
2pm: Pilgrim Shelter, Trimingham
Craft Afternoon ~ cost 1.50 Free parking and
refreshments, come & chat craft ideas or bring
your craft with you.
NOVEMBER
CARPET FITTER
CARPETS, VINYLS, KARNDEAN
& NATURAL FLOORINGS
SUPPLIED & FITTED
REPAIRS & RESTRETCHES
30 YEARS EXPERIENCE
TEL :
24 West Street
Cromer
01263 512 275
Booking advisable
Saturday 31st October 9pm
Halloweeen Party
Music by Gentlemen
Sunday 1st November 8pm
Grumpys World Famous Quiz
Saturday 14th November 9pm
Music by Freeload
Sunday 27th November 8pm
Grumpys World Famous Quiz
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Special Events
NOVEMBER
Seasonal Spectacular
Eddie Williams
Local artist Eddie Williams creations are
unique, collectable and very useful!
Such as his 3-tier cake stands made from old
records, ideal for gifts or displaying your own
mince pies or cup cakes! Perfect for music
themed special occasions.
Importantly
DONT BE ALONE ON
CHRISTMAS DAY
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Oven Cleaning
Household Maintenance
Email: [email protected]
Web: www.coastalcleaningcompany.co.uk
R B L Womens Section
Christmas Fayre
Saturday
28th November
10am 1pm.
Coronation Hall
& Church Rooms
Mundesley
The Mundesley and
District Branch of the
RBL Womens Section
open the doors of their
renowned Christmas
Fayre at 10am.
This busy, buzzing event
is not to be missed.
With so many fabulous Christmas
decorations, presents and cakes as
well as the usual tombolas, brica-brac, home furnishing and
jewellery on sale.
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Totally weatherproof
Covers all and any defects
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Repels stains and dirt
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