Sardar Jokes

1. Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
2. What do SMART Sardars and UFO's have in common?

You always hear about them but never see them.
3. Why did the Sardars stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.
4. Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms?

They think their picture is being taken.
5. How can you tell when a Sardars sends you a fax?

It has a stamp on it.
6. BEPPO SINGH QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE.

Friend: What are you looking at? Beppo Singh: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it? Beppo Singh: four asterisks!
7. There were 2 surd, both of them were good hunters, one of them Mr.Daka Singh
killed only lions & tigers, and one Mr. Laka Singh killed only deers. Once they
both met. Laka Singh asked Daka Singh how is that you only kill lions & tigers
and I kill only deers. Tell me the trick. He told him just go to a cave and imitate
the noise of a sheep the lion comes out of the cave and shoot him then that quite
easy. After 2 months daka singh got the news that Laka Singh was in the hospital
on questioning him he exclaimed I did the same thing you told me. I just outside
a big cave and imitated the noise of a sheep but I did not know that deccan
queen was coming out from the cave.
8. After making a trip of South India , Santa Singh ,his wife and his son were
returning to punjab in Tamilnadu Express. Santa Singh was occupying the lower
berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train. When
the train stopped at one of the stations on the way back the son requested Santa
Singh to bring him a cup of Ice cream to which Santa readily agreed. When
Santa and his son returned they found that a South Indian who couldn't
understand hindi had occupied his son's birth . Outraged, Santa Singh called the
TT and asked him to help. TT requested that he could not understand
Hindi/Punjabi so it would be better if Santa Singh explained the whole situation to
him in English. Santa Singh explained , " That man sleeping on top of my wife is
not giving birth to my child."
9. NASA was getting ready to launch a very important space shuttle. The scientists
and engineers checked and double checked everything to make sure that things
are fine. However, on the day of the launch, something seemed to be wrong.
The rocket made all sorts of noise but never took off even an inch from the
ground. The engineers were puzzled because they could not figure out the
problem.
Finally, Manjit, a Sardar offered to help. The NASA scientists were desperate by
that time and agreed to do anything.
'Tilt the rocket 45 degrees to the right,' said Manjit in a serious voice. The
engineers were puzzled but did it anyway.
'Bring it back to vertical position, the Manjit added. The engineers did.
'Now start the engines,' instructed Manjit. The rocket took off and flew into space.
Everybody thanked and congratulated Manjit and asked him how he knew what
to do.
He replied, 'It is very simple. This is what we always do with our Bajaj scooters in
India.'
10. Gatnam went to the sale at electrical shop and he found a bargain. 'I would like to
buy this small TV,' he told the salesman.
'Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars,' he replied. So Gatnam hurried home, removed
his turban, and changed his hair style and returned to repeat to the salesman, 'I
would like to buy this TV.' 'Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars,' the salesman replied
for a second time.'Damn! Gatnam exploded, 'he recognized me.' He went for a
complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour, different clothes, big
sunglasses and he waited a few days until he saw the salesman again.
'I would like to buy this TV.' 'Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars,' the salesman
replied.
Angry now and frustrated, Gatnam shouted, 'How do you know I'm a Sardar?'
'Because that's a microwave,' he replied.
Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye bewakoof _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
Manager asked sardar at an interview.

Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:

Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi

So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted the mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my
wife? Sit behind. I will drive.
Interviewer: just imagine youare on the 3rd floor, it caught fire

and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
Sardar: My mobile bill how much?

Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!

Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?

Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White
Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.

Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay
"
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!
Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?

Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".
(Had never thought of it)
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?

Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

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1. Sardar-why r all these people running?

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

2. What do SMART Sardars and UFO's have in common?

4. Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms?

5. How can you tell when a Sardars sends you a fax?

6. BEPPO SINGH QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE.

Manager asked sardar at an interview.

One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi

Interviewer: just imagine youare on the 3rd floor, it caught fire

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.

Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?

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