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The Reformation of Jimmy Valentine Safe-Cracker PDF
The Reformation of Jimmy Valentine Safe-Cracker PDF
A guard came to the prison shoe shop, where Jimmy Valentine was stitching
shoes, and escorted him to the front office. There, the warden handed Jimmy
his pardon, which had been signed that morning by the governor. Jimmy took
it in a tired kind of way. He had served nearly ten months of a four-year
sentence. He had expected to stay only about three months, at the longest.
Men with Jimmy Valentines connections usually got out of prison in a matter
of weeks.
"Now, Valentine," lectured the warden, "you'll go out in the morning. Go on,
and make a man of yourself. You're not a bad person at heart. Stop cracking
safes, stop robbing banks, and live straight."
"Me?" said Jimmy, in mock surprise. "Why, I never cracked a safe in my life."
"Oh, no," laughed the warden. "Of course not! Let's see, now. How was it you
happened to get sent to prison for that Springfield job?"
"Me?" said Jimmy, looking innocent. "Why, warden, I never was in Springfield
in my life!"
"Take him back, Cronin!" hollered the warden, "and fix him up with outgoing
clothes. Unlock him at seven in the morning, and let him come to the bullpen.
You better think over my advice, Valentine."
At quarter past seven the next morning, Jimmy stood in the warden's outer
office. He had just changed from his drab, orange prison jumpsuit to a cheap
three-piece suit and a pair of the stiff, squeaky shoes, the kind the state gives
to all of its discharged guests.
The clerk handed him a railroad ticket and a five-dollar bill. The warden gave
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him a cigar, and shook his hand. Mr. James Valentine, recorded in the books as
Prisoner Number 9762 Pardoned by Governor," walked out into the
sunshine.
Disregarding the birdsongs, the waving green trees, and the smell of the
flowers, Jimmy headed straight for a restaurant. There, he tasted the first
sweet joys of freedom: a broiled chicken and a bottle of white wine, followed
by a cigar. From there, he proceeded leisurely to the train station. He tossed a
quarter into the hat of a blind man sitting by the door, and boarded his train.
In three hours he arrived to a little town near the state line. He entered a caf
of a Mr. Mike Dolan and shook hands with Mike, who was alone behind the
bar.
Sorry we couldn't make it sooner, Jimmy, my boy," said Mike. But with that
job from Springfield on your record, the governor required a lot of persuading
to get you released. Feeling all right?"
Fine," said Jimmy. "Got my key?"
Jimmy got his key from Mike and went upstairs, unlocking the door at the end
of the hall. Everything was just as he had left it the morning of his arrest.
There on the floor was a collar-button, the one that had been torn from Ben
Prices eminent detective's shirt when they had overpowered and arrested
Jimmy.
Pulling a folding-bed out of the wall, Jimmy slid back a hidden panel and
dragged out a dust-covered suitcase. He opened it and gazed fondly at the
finest set of burglar's tools in the East. It was a complete set, made of specially
tempered steel, the latest designs in drills, punches, braces and bits, jimmies,
clamps, and augers, with two or three novelties, invented by Jimmy himself, in
which he took pride. They had cost him over nine hundred dollars to have
made at a secret place where one can get such things for the safe-cracking
profession.
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After half an hour, Jimmy went downstairs and through the caf. He was now
dressed in tasteful and beautifully tailored clothes, and carried his freshly
dusted suitcase in his hand.
"Got anything going on?" asked Mike Dolan, curiously.
"Me?" said Jimmy, in a pretend puzzled tone. "I don't understand. I'm just a
salesman for the New York Amalgamated Short Snap Biscuit Cracker and
Frazzled Wheat Company."
His statement delighted Mike. Jimmy! Working for a cracker company!
thought Mike. How absurd!
A week after the release of Prisoner Number 9762, there was a neat job of
safe-burglary done in Richmond, Indiana, with no clues left behind. A scant
eight hundred dollars was all that was taken. Two weeks after that, a
patented, improved, burglar-proof safe in Logansport was cracked and fifteen
hundred dollars were taken, but stocks and silver were left untouched. That
began to interest the police. Three days later, an old-fashioned bank safe in
Jefferson City lost bank-notes amounting to five thousand dollars.
The losses were now significant enough to inform Detective Ben Price of the
matter. He investigated the scenes of the robberies, carefully reviewing the
police reports in each case. By comparing the reports, Ben noticed a
remarkable similarity in the burglaries.
That's Dandy Jim Valentine's autograph, Detective Price said grimly as he
looked over the reports. He's resumed business. Look at that combination
knob jerked out as easy as pulling up a carrot from a damp garden. He's got
the only clamps that can do it! And look how clean the tumblers in that lock
were punched out. Jimmy never had to drill but one hole. Yes, I guess I want
Mr. Valentine. He'll do his sentence next time without any early release
foolishness."
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Ben Price knew Jimmy's habits. He had learned them while working on the
Springfield case. Long jumps, quick getaways, no partners, and a taste for good
society these traits had helped Mr. Valentine become famous for dodging the
police.
One afternoon, suitcase in hand, Jimmy Valentine climbed out of the mailwagon in Elmore, a little town five miles off the railroad down in Arkansas.
Jimmy, looking like an athletic young senior returning from college, walked
down the wooden sidewalk toward the hotel.
At the same time, a young lady crossed the street, passing him at the corner.
The moment he looked into her eyes, he forgot who he was Jimmy Valentine
was transformed forever. The woman lowered her gaze and blushed slightly.
Young men of Jimmy's style and looks were scarce in Elmore. She made her
way across the street and entered a door over which was the sign, "The
Elmore Bank."
Jimmy, grabbed a young boy that was hanging around the banks steps, and
began to ask him questions about the town, feeding him dimes every now and
then to keep him talking. While he was listening to the boy, the young lady
exited the bank, and she walked off as if she were completely ignoring him.
Isn't that young lady Polly Simpson?" asked Jimmy thoughtfully, as though he
were trying to remember an old friend.
Naw," said the boy. "She's Annabel Adams. Her pa owns this bank. What'd
you come to Elmore for? Is that a gold watch-chain? I'm saving up to get a
bulldog. Got any more dimes?"
Jimmy went to the Planters' Hotel, and rented a room as Ralph D. Spencer. He
leaned on the front desk and told the clerk that he had come to Elmore to look
for a location to go into business. He inquired, How is the shoe business, now,
in the town? Is there an opening?
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Annabel," he said softly. "Give me that rose you are wearing, will you?"
Hardly believing that she heard him correctly, she unpinned the rosebud from
the bosom of her dress, and placed it in his hand. Jimmy stuffed it into his
vest-pocket, threw off his coat and pulled up his shirt-sleeves. With that act,
Ralph D. Spencer passed away, and was replaced by Jimmy Valentine.
Get away from the door, all of you," he commanded, shortly.
He set his suitcase on the table, and opened it out flat. He laid out the shiny,
queer implements from his case swiftly and orderly, whistling softly to himself
as he always did when at work. The others watched him, silent and completely
unmoving, as if mesmerized under a spell.
In less than one minute, Jimmy's favorite drill was sinking smoothly into the
steel door. Ten minutes later breaking his own safe cracking record he
threw back the bolts and opened the door. Agatha collapsed into her mother's
arms. Jimmy Valentine put on his coat and walked towards the front door of
the bank. As he went, he thought he heard a familiar yet distant voice call
"Ralph!" But he never hesitated.
At the door, a big man stood in his path.
"Hello, Ben!" said Jimmy, with the same odd smile. "Caught me at last, have
you? Well, let's go. I don't know that it makes much difference, now."
And then Ben Price acted rather strangely.
Guess you're mistaken, Mr. Spencer," he said. Don't believe I recognize you.
Your buggy's waiting for you, ain't it?"
And without another word, Ben Price walked out of the bank, turned and
strolled down the street.
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