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Konosuba! Volume:7
H-how mean, even I will feel hurt after hearing that!! This
might be a cheap handkerchief, but I am taking care of this
ring filled with Iris feelings in my own way.
Im not talking about the price of the handkerchief, didnt
you use it to wipe your snot all the time!? Buy a new
polishing cloth!!
Darkness who was shouting finally let me go, and sunk into
the couch with a tired expression.
Darkness leaned back on the couch and sip the tea that was
placed on the side table.
Darkness put the tea she was drinking back onto the table.
Seems like I will have to settle things with you one day.
Hmm, this taste good. You are useless, but the tea you make
is good.
I get it, I get it, sorry for teasing you. Its not much of an
apology, but if you fell out of grace with nobility, I will hire
you as a maid.
Falling out of grace is impossible! Really, you are a
strange man. I thought you are a weakling, but you act
courageously sometimes. You will help others, but you will go
play around at night, doing disagreeable things. Which one is
the real you?
Hey, what do you mean? What was that? First Megumin, now
you too, why must the two of you tell me such vague things?
Say it properly so a virgin like me can understand.
Make a guess.
Part 1
Ohhh! x6
Thats right. They were a team that cant even take down
frogs not too long ago, but that Kazuma-kun is one of the few
wealthy and successful guys in town. Truth is stranger than
fiction huh.
No, I always felt that Kazuma was a guy who would make it
big when the time was right.
Hey.
She also said that we should pack our luggage and be
prepared to run if Kazuma really got into deep trouble. The
bags by Aquas feet are the evidence. After hearing that
from Darkness, I checked for the bags by her feet and picked
on Aqua:
What the hell are you so worried about, are you kidding
me!? What is with that bag!? Hey, give me that refill!
Dont wanna, order another if you want one! And its true
that I was worried about Kazuma! You see, wouldnt it be
terrible if Kazuma isnt with us!? For example! Like.
Like? Hey Darkness, how would we be troubled if this guy is
not with us?
Stop your nonsense, how many times did you think I cleaned
up after you all!? I will give you a good whooping, get over
here!
Hey Kazuma, dont ever send such a creepy thing over! I can
post letters for you, but not that thing! They will think you are
a terrorist!?
Part 2
Hey, who is the one who made this dish!? Tell the head
chef that the talk of the town, adventurer Satou Kazuma who
subjugated many bounty targets is asking for him!
The one who was probably the main chef came to the corner
of the shop that was hogged by us.
The chef who was summoned out of the blue observed our
expression timidly.
You used grape wine in this stew right? The bitterness is that
of a red wine. The brand is Thats right, a thirty years old
Romanee-Continue Am I wrong?
Absolutely not.
Thank you. I will work hard to achieve four stars next time.
The chef was courteous to the very end and watch Aqua and
me politely until we exited the restaurant.
With that much money, I could live the rest of my life without
working even if I splurge a little.
Im home
Megumin then opened the door with a bang and dashed out.
Dont close the door! Dont misunderstand, its not what you
think!
No no, its fine, I get it. Aqua and I will come back after
dinner, please carry on. If you want, we can spend the night
outside.
The Axis cult accepts love between the same sex. Do you
need a blessing spell?
It was almost summer, but these two had lit the fireplace.
Megumin whose face was all red pressed the ice cube onto
the forehead of Darkness whose face was equally flushed.
I felt both down and relief at the same time But if you
want to train, do it in Darkness house. You are making the
living room all hot and stuffy.
? Is that so? Maybe that really is. Eh, lets talk about this
later. Untie me first. The blanket is soaked in my sweat, I
want to take a bath now.
She said that despite forgetting about her promise with Wiz
to purify the cemetery periodically, and only rushed over
when she heard about the increase in the number of mischief
by the spirits recently.
No, lets leave that aside for now.
A piece of towel was laid out on Aquas lap, with a small egg
on top.
Dragon!? x2
Despite the hot weather, she lit the fireplace and sat before it
to incubate the egg that was bought by Aqua.
This was the compromise made for Aqua who didnt want to
go because she wanted to incubate the egg.
Open the door! Open the door!! I say open up, it is already
morning! Your biggest clients are here! Quick, open up, open
up!
Aqua had gotten used to visiting Wizs shop, and was banging
on the door early in the morning.
The shop was more prosperous than ever, thanks to the new
product I developed.
Moi already said thou art noisy! The shop owner who stayed
up working for consecutive nights is sleeping, so be quiet! If
thee tarnish the reputation of moi shop by being rowdy, moi
will curse thee with aloe growing from thy butt!
Just try it if you can! You think a curse from a small fry devil
like you will work on me? Are you dumb? You said the mask is
your true body, then where is your brain?
Dont bicker every time you meet! And what is the Wiz
working consecutive nights about, is business that good?
I separated the two who was pulling at each other and asked
Vanir.
H-hey, you
Moi had an epiphany. A way for the shop owner who will
mess up and run into debt if moi leave her alone. After
observing her recently, moi realized that woman will do
something unnecessary if she is idle. And so, moi tried
making her work 24 hours without even time to eat, and it
was very effective.
Speaking of which
At this moment, Vanir turned and face Darkness.
Hey, the one who is free all this while. The lust is
accumulating in thy mature body over time, even though
thou art a virgin, but every night
Sign of destruction?
Well then, let moi take a look. Little girl who have a strange
sense of obligation from being a noble, but dont have the
capability and only wastes her time. Here, this way.
Not really.
Hmm, so thou art ready. First, place one hand on this crystal
ball After that, thou just need to wait for a little while. So,
please answer moi following questions honestly.
Well then. Pray tell, why did thou, a crusader who values
defensive power and require weight to stand firm and resist
attack, start reducing the weight of thy armour?
True, true Pray tell. Why did thou pose in the mirror with
thy mage companions one piece dress from the laundry
basket, and muttered a little happily Ah, this wont do, it
doesnt suit me Also, pray tell why thou were smiling so
brilliantly with thy head tilted unlike your usual solemn face
despite saying thou did not suit the dress. And pray tell why
did thou check the surrounding with a blushed face and place
the dress back in the laundry basket.
Aqua who didnt mean any harm clenched her fists as she
encouraged Darkness.
It was another blow for Darkness, who laid onto the table with
her face in her arm, her ears completely red.
After that
Alright, the last question. Thou knew that the man who
under the same roof as thee will look at you with lewd eyes,
but pray tell why you wandered around the mansion in an
attire that accentuates the curves of your body
Hey, wait right there, really now. Every time you open your
mouth, my teammates trust towards me turns negative.
Hey, useless devil, cant you be more specific? And you were
just saying that the signs from the gods are too vague. Tell
my fortune too. Anyway, try divining what sort of dragon
Emperor Zell would be. And does he have the power to rule
over the dragons. Ah, also I ran out of money after buying
Emperor Zell, so teach me a way to earn money easily. You
can see through everything right?
After Darkness left the shop, Aqua said something like that.
Ara ara, what is with that name. The one hatching from the
egg is a dragon alright? I spent loads of money to buy it. Why
should I give it a name that sound so delicious?
I bet moi name as the devil Vanir who can see through
everything. The thing that will hatch from the egg favoured
by the cockeyed goddess will be delicious chicken meat
I stopped in my tracks.
I will give you a piece of advice too. All the money you
worked so hard to earn will all be squandered by Wiz
recklessly in just a matter of days How is it? How is it? This
is the future the Aqua who can see through everything
divined for you.
x2
I was worried that the short tempered young lady might say
something scary and pounce on him, but Darkness simply
placed the twisted fork onto the table..
There was someone who couldnt read the mood and refused
to let go of her egg.
Its almost summer and you still wont shed. You are not like
a cat at all Hey, what do I need to do to return you to your
original form? You are in that situation right? Your cat
appearance is just a disguise correct? You are actually a
beautiful cat eared girl who ends her sentence with nyaa,
am I right?
I had been trying to talk to it from a long time ago, but I had
yet to receive any reply. It showed responses that seemed to
imply it understood human speech, but it didnt revert to its
original form.
When it heard the word fish, Chomusuke who was enjoying its
fur being brush raised its head and sniffed.
Oh, you reacted to the word fish, you glutton. Listen up,
Chomusuke. If you transform into a human, your size will
increase and you can eat more fish. You understand?
Nya~
Good, good, good, you are a cutie after all. Stay this way
after turning into human form, alright? Dont join into the
ranks of those regrettable heroines. If you stay good, I will
treat you to the meat of a chicken that just hatched.
Kowloon Hydra. This fellow lives in the hills near Axel, a big
bounty target that usually lies dormant. It will hibernate in
the bottom of the lake after exhausting the mana inside its
body, and will absorb mana from the land around it. The
hydra will need ten years to replenish its mana after it
hibernates. The last time it did so was about ten years ago.
From the details written on this piece of paper, its size was in
a word, enormous.
You say you are going to hunt this thing it might be foggy
outside, but stop dreaming. And what is with that butler
yesterday? Megumin was worried that the unworldly
Darkness would just follow some weird nobles to some place
unknowingly and have bad things done to you.
Listen well, Kazuma. The only ones who can save this city
is our team that has taken down bosses of the Demon King
Army! You are also an adventurer in this town, and want to
protect this land right? The hero who defeated numerous
bosses of the Demon King Army, Satou Kazuma! See, now is
your chance to shine!!
Finally, she clenched her fists and said with her cheeks
flushed.
I-I get it I will give you a reward that will make you
happy after defeating the Kowloon Hydra. Erm. A k-kiss to
your cheek.
Are you retarded? Im not a kid, in this time and age, who
will risk their lives for a kiss?
!?
In the end, just the thought that a mere kiss has such an
exaggerated value irks me. Or rather, just how confident are
you? Did the flattery from the nobles in the capital make you
arrogant?
Nya~
Oh, is that so, so you think the same huh. Thats right, there
are plenty other ways right?
Oh? What is it, is that the only method you know, by brute
force? I have the skill bind now. If I use that, you will be tied
into a dumpling in an instant. You want to experience ticklish
hell again? If that is what you want, bring it on!
Bind, huh. By the way, you even learned that skill before I
realized it. O-okay. No problem, lets spar then. If you can
bind me, I will let you do as you wish just like that time a few
days back. But I wont give in just because you tie me up and
toy with me a little!
Since the Knight Corps was coming, we could just follow them
and take out the Hydra together. Why is Darkness so anxious
about subjugating the Hydra?
At that moment, Megumin who was full of spirit took off her
eye patch with a laugh.
You have been so noisy all this time! A chicken egg needs
twenty days before it hatches, its still early! And it is about
time you give that up. If you go back, who else can wake the
Hydra!
The egg Aqua bought was placed in the care of Wizs shop.
Now that I thought about it, I was a bit concerned about Wiz
gulping when we handed her the egg.
But, but, how can I pass the egg to a lich and a devil? I am
worried about them negatively influencing Emperor Zell who
is about to hatch! Dragon eggs will have higher mana and
take from their parents the longer they are held! I hope the
child would be a holy white dragon, but wouldnt it be
affected by dark powers and hatch into a black dragon!?
Even if it is black, itll just be a crow. If youre that worried,
then beat the Hydra fast and go back soon. If we cant beat it
with Megumins magic, there wouldnt be any other way. Well
just have to run then.
So it was time for Aqua whose strange body type that was
usually useless to shine.
Swimming in the lake, she took some water with her hands
and splashed it around, like a crazy woman.
Indeed, she look just like a retarded girl playing with water by
herself, even though she was doing her job for the
subjugation properly.
This is! Its here, its here! I can feel powerful mana
clearly! The source is coming from the bottom of the lake!
But with its size right now, she wont be able to blow it away
in one shot.
The gigantic shadow finally took form, and its eight heads
could be clearly seen under the water.
Tsu!Tsuuu!!!!
Half of its back surfaced to the lake, the size of a small island.
Looking up at the snake head that rose high into the air, I
muttered to myself:
Slumber!
Part 1
And she knew about all sorts of things from Japan too.
Speaking of which, what the hell was that? Thats foul play,
growing back the heads it lost, theres no way we can defeat
that right?
And then
E-erm!
Wiz? Yunyun?
No, the two of them were gentle, but Eris-sama made me feel
warm from the bottom of my heart, and put me at ease.
Hmm?
When?
Different appearance.
Wrong.
Huh?
After Dust who was looking for trouble said I heard the
goddess Eris wears pads, wont her devotees get expelled for
having large breasts? Are your ones real? Or are the two of
you wearing pads!? If not, let me see it as proof!, the one
who beat Dust up together with Darkness, Celeste-san!
No.
Hmm?
Eris placed her index finger to her lips as she said that.
With no regards for the panicking me, the white door opened
and brilliant light shone through!
I was pushed into the door from behind by Eris with a pomf.
Part 2
I then noticed.
Hmm? I cant ignore the fact that you say the katana I
named has a strange name!
I said to Darkness who smells terrible just like me, and was
hugging her knees some distance away.
That is true
Facing Darkness who was weirdly straightforward, I couldnt
find my rhythm.
Really, this isnt like you at all. I already heard about it from
Eris-sama okay? In order to save me after I was swallowed by
the Hydra, didnt you allow yourself to be swallowed too? On
a closer look, you are covered in blood. Are you alright? You
dont look melted though.
This blood are from the Hydra when I cut open its stomach
from the inside after retrieving you. If I spent any more time
inside, I would have joined you too Its fine now, I am not
hurt anywhere else either.
Yeah.
Eh, its not all bad news alright? Thanks to me, that Hydra
wont leave the lake any time soon! I purified part of the lake
so it will think its territory had been invaded, and will focus
on polluting the lake with its miasma. The Knight Corps will
be here before it is done, so we can just dump the task onto
them.
I was the one who usually piggybacks Megumin, but she said
I stink today and asked for Aqua.
Aqua said I turned into Ms Kazuma for a while Was the size
back to normal?
Hey, Kazuma. Erm, its my fault this time for being wilful.
Maybe things had been going too well recently and I got too
impatient. But I want to defeat that Hydra no matter what
Ugh!? T-that is
Hmm!?
What the hell are you talking about!? Who do you think I
am!? Protecting the people is the duty of the Dustiness
House! I will get that Hydra next time!!
I-I thought it was better if we did that! It was the same for
the fish shop, the poor fishes were living in a cramped tank,
so I wanted to at least make their water cleaner!!
Darkness and I spat out the air in our mouths at the same
time.
With just the two of them, they defeated the knights in the
castle and powerful adventurers, and daringly stole several
treasures
As she said that, she handed the paper in her hand to us,
which was a wanted poster for the Silver Haired Thieving
Group.
How could this be, the bounty was only second to the bosses
of the demon king army
She was cradling the egg in her hand as usual, a warm light
from her palm covered its shell.
Fortunately, Aqua who was busy incubating the egg was also
staying put in the mansion.
When Megumin heard what I said, she hugged her staff tight
and grit her teeth.
Dont wanna. Why must I suffer the dirty Lich skill, Drain
Touch? I wont ever do it again. Thats right, even if Kazuma
threatens me, Darkness coaxes me, or if Megumin acts
strangely, I wont do it. My holy mana isnt meant to be used
by others carelessly.
I combed the fur on Chomsukes tail gently and said:
And what have been doing with that holy mana all this
while? You dont need to keep cradling the egg, just warm it
before the fireplace will be good enough right? If it is
overheated, just treat it as a snack and eat it.
Hey you, I will let you taste my God Blow if you keep saying
snacks or whatever I am injecting mana into a dragon egg.
Dragons which are the crystalization of mana will be stronger
if it has more mana. This child will rule over the dragons from
the peak. As the parent raising this child, I want to do
whatever I can for it.
Ah, what are you doing, stop! Dont vent your anger on
Chomsuke!
So you got eaten. By the way, didnt you two escape right
after casting explosion? Its dangerous, dont go there
anymore.
The armour she was so proud off and polished a few days ago
was covered in scratches, and stained with the red blood of
the Hydra.
I grabbed the egg from Aqua who pounced over, and shooed
her away with the egg as hostage.
I dont wanna, I hate that city. There are too many people
with their screw loose like Megumin.
Kazuma, shes not here! She was already gone when I went
to her room to wake her up!
That girl! I already told her not to go, why wont she listen!
Now that I was home alone, I pulled out Eris notes from my
room and stuffed it into my wallet.
Thats right, she saw the adventurers in Axel who were sitting
behind me.
Lalatina-chan is here!
Lalatina!
Lalatina!
S-stop it, Lalatina! Those guys were just calling your name,
dont strangle me silently like that! Stop Please stop!
!?
Dont say that, Lalatina-chan might look like that, but she is
actually very delicate alright? To defeat the Hydra, Lalatina-
chans strength is needed. What if you make her cry and run
back?
T-thank you
Everyone, I am very
At the same time, Megumin who was preparing her spell near
the lake yelled.
It started a little early, but that was how a battle should be.
All thieves, did you bring your steel wire!? Archers, standby
with your arrows that has a hook rope tied to it!
Step one was to let Aqua wake the Hydra and draw it to the
lake side.
Mages prepare to fire off your magic and stand by! Use the
most powerful spell you have! Dont need to save for the
next attack, use all the mana you have in one shot!
I made the mages prepare their attack to deal the last blow
to the Hydra.
Finally
Bind! x4
The instant when the Hydra turned all its eight heads to the
same spot, all the thieves used bind on the long necks and
tied it with wires.
At the same time, the archers shot out arrows with hook
ropes attached.
If you wont go down unless your mana dries up, I will suck
you dry!
Get out of there Kazuma! Are you dumb!? What the hell are
you thinking, going way up there!?
How could I give up this chance and waste all the effort of
this girl!
I used Drain Touch with all I have got despite the situation
and started lecturing Darkness.
Ugh, the Hydras heavy play and the verbal abuse play from
this demonic man, what a reward this is! Of all days, why
does it have to be now!
Darkness face was red and trembling, her neck was full of
sweat and a bit of tears were in her eyes, but she still hung
on.
As I sucked the mana of the Hydra at full force, the Hydra
swung its necks that were bound, struggling as it laid on top
of Darkness.
How will that stop me from worrying, dont give up! In the
end I will the only one who will die! You even received magic
buffs, and wont die just by being crushed by the Hydra a
little!!
Hey look, the head that was cut off didnt regenerate!?
I looked over when I heard that shout, and saw that the
Hydra only had seven heads.
The Hydra wanted to escape back into the lake, but the
heavyweight adventurers pulled on the rope, but letting it go.
All mages!!
When they heard my yell, they all focused their mana and
prepared to cast their strongest magic, waiting for the signal
with sparkling eyes.
Attack!!
Light of Saber!!
The large bounty monster that turned the area around this
place barren all year round didnt even scream before falling
into eternal slumber
Part 9
W-what is that Megumin, you are just waiting idly before the
Hydra was pushed to the verge of dying! I even saved
someone who was bitten by the Hydra, that should count
too!!
Keith and Rin who formed a party with me before told me.
Thats why
Yeeaaahhh!
Hey, how does it feel after you defeat the Hydra you are so
obsessed over? You can sleep soundly from tomorrow
onwards right?
Yeah, thanks to this, all sort of things seem trivial to me now.
I think brooding over it by myself is silly. But that isnt
because we took down the Hydra.
I am really blessed.
Really, show more reverence to me! Say that you are very
grateful to Aqua-sama for granting you a new life,
compliment me more!
Home!
Part 1
Woaaahhhh!! x4
Right now, all the adventurers who took part in the raid were
here.
The one billion Eris bounty was divided equally among all the
participants.
They said that without the Hydra, the land around the lake
would become fertile.
The amazing one billion Eris bounty was the reward for
opening up vast land for cultivation with the death of the
Hydra.
Oohhhh! x4
Aqua took out the egg from her pocket the moment she got
home, and sat on the couch to resume her work of incubating
the egg. Like a chick waiting to be fed, she asked noisily for
dinner to be served.
The other person had to incubate the egg, so she sat idly on
the couch.
We put quite a bit of effort into the meal tonight. Even the
noble lady Darkness wont be able to eat this often. Fufufu, I
am looking forward to her reaction after eating my dish.
Didnt you only add some salt and set the dishes?
It might be a bit off for me to say this myself, but the meal
tonight was really well done.
Even so, the suggestion that we should eat first didnt come
up.
And so, we decided to make her wear the super cute attire
designed by Aqua and parade in the streets and the guild.
And even if it was just for a day, we would rent the super
expensive magic camera and hold a photoshoot.
So slow.
Even though Aqua said that, no one made any move to eat.
If she comes back early the next morning again, I will go all
out to punish her.
Besides the table in the living room, I was working hard since
early in the morning.
Even though I didnt think there was a market for items like
this, I still made it just in case someone wanted to buy it.
Aqua cradled the egg as she picked up the dynamite
imitation and observed it.
!?
The good thing about this is that anyone can use it and
doesnt consume mana. However, it cant
Fuaahhh!
Megumin ran to the window and threw it with all her might.
How can I let something like this recreate the ultimate magic
so easily! I wont accept the development of deviant
weapons!
Thats right. I think the reason is, Kazuma going too far
with his sexual harassment. Anyway, I dont think you should
throw our laundry into the tub and yell yahoo~ underwear
bath.
I read it again
I cant meet all of you anymore. It is wilful of me, but I hope you can remove
me from the party. Please find a replacement vanguard to take over for me.
I am deeply grateful to all of you, and dont know how I can repay your
kindness I really enjoyed my time adventuring with everyone. Those were
the happiest moments of my life so far. I will never forget my adventuring
days with all of you.
Best Regards,
Dustiness Ford Lalatina
The deepest gratitude to my beloved comrades
Hey Megumin, I will give you some spare change, can you
return to the mansion?
It couldnt be helped.
It has only been a few days, and you are already abandoning
the comrade who has been through thick and thin with us so
easily. Kazuma is inhuman. Inhuman.
After saying her piece, Megumin backed away and followed
me a few steps behind.
You are just throwing a tantrum. Like Aqua said, you are just
shy right? You dont want to admit it and are putting on a
strong front huh? You just dont want others to know that the
reason you have not taken in any new members is because
you cant put Darkness out of your mind right?
A-Annoying!
She could have walked beside me, but she chose not to do
so.
Even so, she wasnt so far away that I could lose her by
sprinting ahead.
I tore that paper off and headed to the table that adventurer
was sitting at.
Damn it, she usually cast her explosion without any thoughts,
but she just had to be quick witted now.
At this moment.
Megumin and Aqua teamed up with this guy once before, and
I knew this guy rather well.
Hey, who is this Loli you are referring to, make it clear!
The wild boars are here! Wild boars and other pests are
using the chaos as a chance to sneak in!
In the middle of the field, Dust who fended off a few monkeys
stabbed his sword into the ground. Holding tightly onto the
hilt of the sword, he held the shield before him with his left
hand.
A large boar charged towards the field right at him.
Bring it on!
Dust lowered his stance and put in more strength behind the
shield.
After all, she even tanked the fierce attacks of the Hydra.
Wahhh!?
Hey! Wait!
Explosion!
The enemies were adaman snails and wild beasts that didnt
pose any danger to humans.
Leaving wild boars aside, that was the payout for subjugating
monkeys and adaman snails that wont threaten the lives of
humans.
As for us
He just smiled and ordered an ice cold beer with the money.
I dont know the details, but I will be going out for now.
Eh, hold up. Is that what it is? The bad news is that Rin
has found a man?
Also, It was a given that Darkness taste in men was just too
weird.
It was a hotel not too suitable for adventurers, but felt right
for couples.
Y-you really
I was wondering if I should call the cops, but Dust had already
opened the door to the hotel.
I reluctantly followed.
The first floor was the dining hall, and the rooms were on the
second floor.
Dust closed the door carefully and placed his ears onto the
walls.
I thought it was wrong to do that, but I still leaned my ears
against the wall.
And a familiar girls voice came from the room on the other
side
The noble youth fell for Rin, but they couldnt be together
because of their difference in status.
After stopping Dust with some effort, the sound of the door
opening and shutting came from next door.
The two of them probably went to the first floor for a meal.
Time to stop.
Right now, I was doing the most retarded thing in the world
with the magic item that cost as much as a house.
Dust with his arm crossed and clothes off, he arched his back
and took the bridge posture without using his hands..
For aesthetics, I made him take the pose of the thinker too.
Well done Dust, thats the way! You are sparkling right now!!
We are done with glamorous poses, lets move on to the lewd
ones! First, bite your finger and point your ass this way!
Okay, now for a more cool feeling! Spread your legs, lower
your waist and put your hands Right, thats the feeling!
Donk.
Our eyes met Rin who was looking at us stupefied, her staff
dropped onto the floor.
Part 7
I am very sorry. x2
What a blunder.
Rin and I left the hotel as we listened to Dust and the noble
youths conversation from behind the door.
Well then, what were the two of you doing in that place?
Just what happened?
Rin asked after leaving the hotel, and I wondered about how I
should answer
Eh, actually
I recounted the brief details of the events and told her the
most important point, which was Dust being worried about
her And that led to Rin holding her stomach in laughter.
Eh?
At this instant.
Hyaaaaaa!
Thinking over the plan for today tiredly, Rin suddenly said
nonchalantly:
The news is all over the town now. Lalatina is the daughter
of House Dustiness, and will be marrying Alderp, the Landlord
of this town soon.
Lady!
Part 1
Aqua burrowed her brows, which was a rare sight, and said
while cradling her egg on the couch.
That devil did predict that misfortune would befall Darkness
House and her father.
But
I dont think Vanir said that for fun, even though he didnt
say it seriously. I dont know how helping Darkness will
benefit him In fact, Im only working hard on developing my
products just in case it will be of use for Darkness as foretold
by the divination. Even if the divination fails, there is nothing
bad about developing merchandise. My thoughts are that
simple
Thats right, she even wanted to follow Beldia back then, and
was really happy when Vanir possessed her.
Also, she left the party after leaving just a letter behind, and
has always made me worried
Versatile Entertainer!
Aqua casted some spell I had never heard before.
After shooting the arrow, I will hand the bow to Aqua so she
could bring it home.
Take care of yourself. Its fine if you knock her out and drag
her back by force.
After I get onto the roof, untie the rope from the fence.
There might be patrols, so they will know I have infiltrated if
they find the ropes. I will think of a way to get out, so go back
to the mansion and wait for now.
Upon confirming that Aqua had untied the rope below, I used
my sensing skill to detect the presence of people nearby.
I wanted to use the rope tied to the building to break into that
room on the second floor directly, but it was locked.
With one hand on the rope, I put my other hand near the
glass window and heated it up.
With nothing to burn, the fire died out after exhausting the
mana put into it. I repeated it several times.
Freeze.
With a soft chant, the glass was frozen instantly and made a
soft cracking sound.
At that moment
From inside the room, I heard this voice from one end of the
corridor.
With the creak of the door unlocking, I slid under the bed in
the nick of time and activated Hide.
When the door opened, I heard a resigned voice.
See, its nothing. Norris, its about time you change your
cowardly personality. Lets go to the kitchen and ask for some
supper to eat.
First of all, I couldnt let them see my face, and I didnt have
the talent to imitate the voices of the two patrolmen.
I just felt that if the multi-talented Aqua was here, she would
be able to imitate the voices without a problem.
Multi-talented?
I then hid at a corner and waited quietly for the chef to come
out.
After the chef knocked a few times, the door finally opened.
I used the voice of the patrol guard Norris and spoke to the
person inside the room.
He also said that the young lady once giggled happily when
she posed with a cute one piece dress, and that we should
prepare more of such clothings
S-say it.
!!?????!??!??
I broke in!
Part 4
I covered her mouth with my hand and pushed her into the
room.
She had yet to recover from her shock and panic, but she still
grabbed my right arm with her hands, and tried to push me
away. However!
After whispering that into her ear, I closed and lock the door
with my other hand.
I put my strength into the arm that was being grabbed by her
hands, and lifted her up.
!?
Blinking the tears in her eyes away, her face was beet red.
I could see her blushing face under the faint starlight.
Alright
I was careless!
Damn wench!
Young lady!?
I endured the pain from my right arm being twisted and said:
No I didnt.
Yes you did.
Hey, what in the world happened? Why did you leave the
party, the rest are worried about you too. At least explain the
situation, we are
Your House owed that much money? Isnt your dad a grand
noble in this nation, wouldnt the king help him out? And
this
Thats why you wanted to defeat the Hydra with just the few
of us Erm, sorry for getting so many people to join in, the
path to hell is paved with good intentions How much did
you owe, I will pay for it
Her hair spewed on the bed like golden threats, reflecting the
starlight faintly.
She had given up, and thought she wont meet us ever again.
Wrong! Satou Kazuma, why did you come here in the first
place!?
Under the shine of the only light source, which was the
starlight, Darkness and I faced off against each other in the
middle of the room.
There are times when I blow my top too! Damn it, how dare
you toy with a woman who is offering her body, you will pay
for this! I will cut you into pieces!
Young lady, please dont use crude terms like cut you into
pieces! What, so you like me, is that it? Then just say it
straight!
When she heard their voice, Darkness opened her arms wide
and jumped in an attempt to catch me.
Damn it!
Using this chance, I pulled my left hand from her and put it
on Darkness back.
Ahhh!
Darkness yelped when the ice attack hit her back, and
shivered.
When Darkness fell onto her knees with her face flushed and
body quivering, I pulled my right hand out.
Young lady!
I faced the door that opened with a bang and raised my right
hand.
Create Earth!
This was the ever effective beginner spell that blinds people.
Wind Breath!
I casted my spell!
Part 7
I am Kazuma.
Found him yet!? Hes not in the shadows here! That guy has
the Hide skill, dont overlook places that seem empty
either! Dont let him escape! With the name of House
Dustiness on the line, I want that fellow captured and brought
before me!
Kazuma! Where are you!? If you come out now, I will forgive
you after punching you at full force ten times! But if you get
caught by me, I wont let you off so simply!
Is someone there?
Even though the room was dark, his thin and pale face was
obvious to me.
Ahhh, its you What are you doing here in the middle of
the nightI see, my daughter has a bunch of good
comrades
Old man, sorry for visiting you when you are not feeling well,
but your daughter is raging in the house right now. Can you
calm her down?
When he heard that, the uncle smiled happily in his blanket.
Oh right.
Old man, I heard you owe that landlord old man some
money, but I dont think someone like you would borrow from
him. Also, this doesnt look like a House that is troubled over
money. Why are you troubled over debts then?
I expressed my doubts.
Haha, you are right, she is a virtuous and gentle girl. Pure,
shy, and hates to trouble others.
I dont know what disease it was, but it probably got into his
brain.
You ask me how about it? Your daughter just said she
wanted to turn me into mince meat
Thats right.
However
Havent found him!? Still havent found him yet!? Come out
Kazuma! And explain to the househelp how you mimicked my
voice, and undo the misunderstanding!
Cant you discuss this with the king or someone about this?
Uncle is a grand noble in this kingdom right? If the debts
were forced onto you by the landlord through unscrupulous
means
Thats right.
Absolutely right.
This woman!
Forget about the debt! Lets run away together! And start
over in a new place! You should know that if I return empty
handed, those two will! Especially Megumin, she will do
something reckless! Like blowing away the venue of your
wedding or something!
After spitting out this line, I flew towards the window with a
flying kick!
And why did you seem so happy to see me wounded all over?
Dont interfere with that girl anymore! Leave her be! Unless
she comes crying for help, leave her alone! I dont want to
suffer anymore, so take care of the rest!
As for Megumin
I stopped.
Ugh Debt huh. I dont know how much she borrowed, but I
just sent money back home and dont have much on me
Megumin said as she flipped through her purse that was full
of shopping point cards and coupons, and sighed.
The sum was unknown, but it was big enough that a grand
noble like Darkness had to sell herself off.
She already made up her mind! Just let her be! Unless she
comes to me crying and apologize, I will not do anything
about it!
Part 1
I worked nonstop.
After saying that, I blew air into the small vinyl droplet.
Aqua who was sitting at the side didnt pay any attention to
Megumin and me bantering, singing her song as she cradled
her egg on the couch.
But for some reason, I was a bit mad that her singing was
quite good.
Megumin picked up the prototype I was making.
Hey, dont cause any trouble alright? If you go too far with
your stupid plans, it will trouble Darkness. Darkness asked
me to rein you and Aqua in Alright, give that back. Ive
spent a lot of time since this morning to make it.
What is this?
Thats it?
Thats it.
Ahhh!!
Thats the way the money goes. Pop, goes the weasel
<TL: Supposed to be japanese nursery rhymths.>
Shut up!
Damn it!
Could it be, Darkness finally got off her high horse and was
seeking help from me?
No, its fine. Its just that it would be bad if such letters are
sent to the house of the landlord, thats why I am here before
it escalates that far.
After seeing off Hagen who left after performing his task, I
looked at the crumpled letter again.
Are you trying to die by releasing that thing!? What the hell
are you doing, get over here!
Hey, what are you doing Kazuma, let go! I even submitted a
request to capture a Rookie Killer just for this okay? That
aside, look at all these people!! All of them are here to watch
my performance.
Thats it! Think about it, dont you know about the story of
the sun goddess cave? A certain goddess threw a tantrum
and became a hikkikomori, but she was lured by the singing
and dancing of a party, got tricked, and dragged out.
I heard about that before, but do all the gods in this world
like parties? Not all goddesses are like you.
D-dont think Ill help you just by hinting that you like me
okay? I wont be fooled so easily.
Simple. Just attack it. Punching or kicking will work. Ahh, let
me be clear, spells are prohibited. I think you should know
this common sense.
!?
Hey, dont do that. Not just debts, you really will become a
criminal.
I tried finding out about him, and that landlord was worse
than I imagined.
The women who were victimized refused to talk about it, and
the lack of proof meant the kingdom couldnt do anything
about that old man.
Finally?
My back was probably giving off the sorrow of a man who had
been robbed of someone he likes.
Right now, she was talking to the guest in her room on the
second floor.
Staying here alone really made this house seem so big and
lonely.
It couldnt be helped.
I sat down opposite Vanir in the living room while I was saying
that.
Right now, she is busy tending the shop while crying, saying
that she wants to sleep longer. Unexpectedly this had the
effect of the owner who is crying as she works is so cute and
She will cry tears of joy if the merchandise sells well! Buy
buy buy!, which made moi extremely happy. Also, it is
impossible for that debt creation machine to negotiate
business with others. Yesterday, moi was feeling charitable
and gave her a short break, but I only took moi eyes off her
for a moment and she brought in these pendants, saying that
she wants to sell them to adventurer couples.
Leave that aside for now. Bring out the goods first. Moi will
use my eyes to see through the appropriate price However,
moi have already prepared the money that will satisfy thee.
That might be so, but I might still haggle with you. This is
the compilation of all the knowledge I have. It should be
obvious that I have no intention of selling it cheap.
The man who wants to rescue the armour girl very much but
is afraid of being rejected. The devil Vanir who can see
through everything announce this here. Thou will relinquish
all thy intellectual property rights in exchange for what is
inside this bag.
The devil who can see through everything is really
troublesome.
Hmm. Not everything, but moi can see through most of it.
For example, moi knows what thou art going to ask next. Why
did the armour girl you care so much about owed a huge debt
to the landlord. Is there any way to save her. Why isnt there
any evidence despite all the landlords wrongdoings.
I gulped.
Hey, even though you are a devil
Even though moi art a devil, why art moi aiding you without
anything to gain? Is moi plotting something Of course there
is. Moi art a devil after all. For example, in order to buy the
valuable intellectual property thou art keeping on hand for
emergencies at a bargain,
Alright alright. Well then, moi will reveal the truth to thee!
For example, what type and colour the shop owner is wearing
today! Hahaha, just kidding Hmm? The delicious negative
emotions didnt flow out.
O-Okay Well then, I will tell thou the things thee really
want to know. The armour girl is in debt because
Sacred Exorcism!
She probably saw Vanir when she was walking down the
stairs and threw her spell at him.
Aqua kept her pose after casting her spell while she was
shouting all that.
I didnt know what kind of job request he had for Aqua, but he
was surprised by the situation before him.
Right before my eyes, Vanirs body started growing from
beneath the mask.
Hey you two, pick another day to fight. Aqua, I want to hear
what Vanir has to say, dont get in the way!
Hagen who was behind Aqua could sense the dangerous air
in the room.
I was curious about why he was here, but Vanirs matter was
more important right now.
She cradled her precious egg and sat on the couch, between
me and Vanir.
It is hard to talk like this The sad man who cant even
depend on her even though a goddess is by his side. Thou
want to know why the armour girl is in debt? It all began with
the subjugation of the Mobile Fortress Destroyer.
Vanir said in a casual tone as if he was just chatting.
There isnt much details to speak of. Like other cities in the
past, the landlord will lose their territory after the Destroyer
rampaged through it. The citizens will lose their homes and
the nobles will bear the responsibility, everyone will be
uprooted from their lives. This might be a relatively better
ending for the wandering adventurers. However, this city
wasnt ravaged.
That girl.
The rude butler who visited our house was probably sent by
the landlord.
Vanir probably saw through this as well, and took out a bag
he had prepared.
You are really! You are really beautiful, young lady! After
the ceremony, we must let old master who is recuperating in
bed to see your glamourous appearance!
The new maid didnt know about the reason and inside story
behind the marriage.
Why are you stopping me from seeing the bride!? Hey, get
out of my way! I cant wait any longer! Lalatina will be mine
in a few hours, its just a matter of time! Scram! Lalatina!
Lalatina!!
You shall not pass. You are not the boss of me now.
After saying that, the landlord left with heavy foot steps.
I would throw a ball out of the fence from the garden, cajole
him to get it back for me, and ran out when that man went
for the ball.
!?
His job is the weakest, and aside from his luck, his stats were
below average. Using his myriad of skills and cunning as his
weapon, he was a mysterious man who fought on par with
bosses of the Demon King Army, bounty targets and all sorts
of monster.
Also
I will find out his secret while that landlord obsesses over my
body.
If they found out the reason I was in debt, what would they
think?
Regrettably, the one who will see me like this would be that
landlord.
Will he come?
The butler Hagen who was the longest tenured servant in our
House knelt on one knee and offered me his hand.
I was filled with gratitude for the people in this town who
granted me with my freedom so far.
I smiled,
Waiting rooms for the bride and the groom was situated on
either side of the churchs entrance respectively.
As her father was feeling unwell, the butler took over his
duties.
His large round body puffed his tuxedo up like a balloon. Like
the other attendees, he couldnt tear his eyes away from
Darkness either.
What about your words that could even turn off the bosses of
the Demon King?
Thats right, before me, who was standing beside the altar.
For this event, the priest hired by the butler Hagen to gift her
blessing for this wedding was the one with the highest ranked
holy job Aqua-sama.
Even after reaching the altar where he will take his vows, the
landlord was still focusing on the bride, while Darkness kept
her head down.
The solemn music stopped, and a voice that was not solemn
at all sounded out:
Had thrown his peaceful life away, and challenged the people
with the most authority in this world by kidnapping a
daughter of nobility.
Shut up you idiot! You are the one who is stubbornly doing
stupid things, dont decide to cover my debts for me on your
own! Do you think youre my wife!? If you like me, just tell me
straight I already told you that!
When did you ever say that!? What are you talking about
you buffoon!
The landlord yelled, and tried to take Darkness back from me.
I blocked the landlord who pounced over, and hid the crying
Darkness behind my back forcefully.
Damn you! This has nothing to do with you, get lost! You
might like Lalatina, but! She owes me an enormous debt
that you wont be able to pay in your entire lifetime! If you
like this woman so much, then prepare the money to buy that
woman first, plebeian! If you can do that!!
When I heard the landlords provocative words, I picked up
the bag beside the altar.
I heard you loud and clear, make good on your promise, old
man! Take this, the debt Darkness owed you, two billion Eris!
Two thousand pieces of Magic Silver Eris coin worth a million
Eris each! I wiped away the debt, so I will be taking the girl!
Also, I dont like her that way! S-She is just an important
comrade!
I sold them. I sold all the ideas I could think of. Together with
my savings from doing quests, it comes to two billion Eris
exactly. I have no choice but to earn an honest living from
now on It cant be helped, I sold them all. I cant buy them
back even if I want to. If you understand, then lets go!
Stop wasting time and get it together, you dont have the
right to reject this anymore! Stop arguing! I already bought
you from that old man land lord! You are mine now! Listen
well, I will be working you like a horse! Steel yourself to pay
back my hard earned money with your body, you perverted
crusader!! Understand!? Answer me if you get it!!
Y-Yiss
Hah Hah I-I am sold A noble like me, sold to this man!
To think, that, that I have to pay back with my body! Ahhh,
what is with this situation! Abducted from the scene in a
princess carry! This is This is!
Hey, hey you, your drool! Your drool is coming out! Are you
really okay!?
No, thats not it! Dont make it sound so bad, I was just
going with the flow! I will just make her pay back in her role
as a crusader and an adventurer!
Damn it! Hey Darkness, how long are you going to stay like
this! It is time for you to run by yourself! And you have a lot
of muscles that are heavy!!
Why, why you! Why did you say that I am heavy and spoil
the mood in such a rare moment!!
She then took off and tossed her veil aside before charging
the minions of the landlord with her long hair flowing behind
her.
Hey, we came here to save you, so what the hell are you
doing charging to the front!? Aqua, please buff me! Buff!
Leave it to me! You want the super entertainer spell?
Hey, dont bother with them and let them off for now! You all
help me pick up the money too!!
They thought that was the instruction from the landlord and
ran past us towards him.
!?
Light of Saber!
Two figures stood there with their back to the glaring sun.
Many adventurers here to see the wedding surrounded them
from a distance, watching with intrigue.
Yes yes yes, thank you for your hard work, Yunyun. As
expected of my bosom friend. Well then, you can go back to
the inn now.
Eeh!?
The evil mage is here. Following her instincts, the evil mage
is here to kidnap the bride.
With her back to the sun at the entrance of the dim church,
Megumin was as cool as a hero, making me who came to get
Darkness earlier much less prominent.
They fell into a state of panic and watched every move of this
evil mage.
Do you know what they call me? If so, you must know what
the magic at the tip of this staff is right? Let me make this
clear, controlling this spell requires a lot of concentration If
you sneak up on me and I lose control, it will go boom! Think
about that if you want to rush me.
Simply said, she meant that she will lose control easily, and
they were free to go for it if they were fine with the
consequences.
W-What! What are you all afraid of, you bunch of imbeciles!
She must be making an empty trap! That idiot definitely
knows the consequences of releasing explosion magic here!
She wont cast her spell, so get them!
The landlord who was still busy picking up the coins yelled.
Ho! You think I will be scared! You dare say I will be too
scared to cast explosion, are you for real!? Very well then! I
accept this challenge!
I wanted to show off my cool side and you two stole the best
part from me! But I am grateful that you came. Thanks!
!?
Megumin was the most dangerous one right now, and might
go ballistic at any moment.
And then
? Hey, didnt you hear me!? I will pay you!? How much do
you want!?
Not only did the adventurers not move, they even faced the
sun and stretched their back lazily all of a sudden, pretending
they didnt hear anything.
Seemed like they want to let us off.
Hey Darkness. Just like the other time you challenged the
Hydra alone, lots of people are helping you this round too. Its
time you reflect on your stubborn temper, alright?
It was a stalemate.
Including me.
Explosion!
Under the bask of her cold eyes, I realized the situation I was
in.
The explosion magic can only be used once per day! Now is
the chance, get them!
What!? I just bumped into you, dont try to pull a fast one!
He was the one who dashed out all of a sudden and fell by
himself! Hey, why are you grabbing my legs even though you
have a fracture! Unhand me!
Hey hey! Are you trying to run after paralysing him from the
waist down? I dont care if your boss is the landlord or
whatever, that is too unreasonable!
Fight, fight!
The heartbroken cries for Darkness came from far behind us.
Part 8
No.
He was frailer than that time I broke in, with dark circles
under his eyes. He was breathing deeply in his sleep.
When he heard that, her father closed his eyes very happily.
Is that so! That is good. Dont worry about it, there is
nothing to apologize for.
While the one who cant read the mood approached the
bed of the father and gawked around.
Eh!?
Eeh!!?
It couldnt be helped.
I get it, I will take care of her, and wont let weird guys harass
her.
When she saw how her father acting like this, Darkness went
near him and held his hands.
My beloved father, thank you for raising me! When your
health gets better, next time, please chat with me until I fall
asleep, and tell me about my late mother
I love you, my cute daughter. Yes, next time, I will tell you
about how I met your mother
Ahhh!?
D-Dear father!?
When the light dissipated, her fathers eye circles were gone.
He was still thin, but colour returned to his skin.
Eh.
x2
But its fine now! Thats great, Darkness! You can chat with
your father about your late mother as many times as you
want!
Night
Kicking the broken devil Max that couldnt even fulfill a single
wish again and again.
How long had it been since I summoned this low level devil
with the divine relic?
The curse is broken!? Why you! Cant you even curse a mere
human to death!?
But that was fine too, I could execute that damn brat who
barged into the ceremony openly now.
Lalatina might offer herself in order to save him.
Cant do it?
Cant do it? I am aware of the fact that you are a low class
devil. After all, you were summoned by that divine relic
randomly However, you dont have the right to reject me.
Do it! I dont know what you can or cannot do, just get it
done! Is there too many people? Isnt memory manipulation
your strongest suit!? Do it now!
Despite that
Enough you useless devil! I will undo the contract with you
and summon a more powerful devil! This is my last order!
Bring Lalatina to me! Use your power to manipulate events
and bring Lalatina over right now! Than I will then pay all the
outstanding price!
Its true. Im serious. You are too stupid, thats why you
forgot that I have paid the price multiple times already. I will
pay it properly this time. Go, Bring Lalatina to me.
I faked a friendly tone and said to the devil without the ability
to retain memories. I already conned him plenty of times.
At this moment.
Why at this hour, why she know about this cellar, all these
didnt matter!
Her attire and smile conjured the darkest desires within me.
The woman I had been after all these years was dressed like
that before me.
I couldnt wait for Lalatina to walk all the way down and was
about to pounce on her
Servant? Thou art think Maxwell who art one of the dukes of
hell like moi a servant of someone like you? Arrogant shorty
whos only strong point is your luck. Luck is really the only
thing thou have going for thee. It just so happens the first
devil you summoned is Maxwell, how fortunate.
If thou summoned any other devil, the moment the
summoning succeeds, thou would be torn to shreds if thee
didnt pay the price! However, your luck is really good! The
ignorant Maxwell! Powerful, but as simple as a child! It is
thanks to him that thou reach your current position, thou
should repay him properly!
Round in circles?
You dare! You dare do such a thing! If you just wanted this
broken devil, just tell me straight! If you reveal your identity, I
would have given him to you from the start! You wont need
to involve the entire city, and make me lose face before
everyone!
Thats right, if I knew there was a devil that could see
through so much, I wont do something so daring!
The excited Max made a whistling sound like a flute and said
happily.
The price thou need to pay for the service of Maxwell will be
in accordance with the time stipulated in the contract, during
which thou shall continuously release the negative emotions
Maxwell likes Yes, thou worked Maxwell really hard and led
a really depraved life Thou probably couldnt clear the debt
before the end of your lifespan.
The masked devils words sent a chill down my back.
In.
The broken devil I have known for such a long time continued
shouting excitedly with a flushed face.
Alderp! Alderp! I like you Alderp! Stay by my side in hell,
Alderp! I want to enjoy your despair forever, Alderp!
With the smiling devil before me, I couldnt stand the fear
anymore.
Oh, my god.
Oh, the feelings are mutual, Alderp. Maxwell is the type who
likes to go above and beyond, he will definitely toy with you
all day and night! Hahaha! Hahahaha!
God, please let this broken devil lose his interest in me and
grant me a quick death With the laughter of the devil in my
ears, I prayed to god for the first time in my life.
Why did that old man who kept crying Lalatina, Lalatina,
disappeared?
I see.
And so, there is no need to flee anymore, put down your
bags.
Hah?
Hey, lets talk a little. Wrong, a lot of the details are wrong.
No, your content is correct, but the fine details are off, the
way you put it is terrible!
No, that is not the issue. Kazuma did ask me to pay back
with my body and called me a perverted crusader though
Let bygones be bygones, you are back safely after all. I dont
mind. Kazuma might have lost plenty of things, but this man
has the habit of not wanting to work if he has money. This is
just fine.
Hmm, wait. There are twenty four hours in a day, and that
service is five thousand Eris for three hours.
Really, just let it go. You worked hard to cover for us all this
while right? Although going that far by yourself yesterday
was really maddening. But I am a little glad too. So lets call it
even. And the entire sum will be returned too. Lets write off
what happened yesterday, isnt that good enough?
But Darkness became gloomy when she heard the term write
off.
Hmm?
She answered
I-Im back!!
Aqua who was the best at not reading the mood raised this
point with a giggle.
She still looked uneasily, but her eyes shifts between me and
Megumin who were acting as if we were having a lovers
spat.
B-By the way, when Kazuma broke into my house last
time, I almost crossed the line with him
Eeh!?
Failed attempt? x2
Eh!? x2
!? x2
I wish she could let me say my piece too, if this goes on, I will
become the biggest trash of them all.
Why!?
!! x2
Megumin poked Darkness cheek with the tip of her staff, and
Darkness glared at me with resentment.
You are mean as usual. Dont bully Darkness too much okay?
She might look strong, but is actually very delicate alright?
Ara I was busy with some other things. I was in the vicinity
of Axel recently, but was called to go to some other place. I
finally came back after settling my backlogs.
She then lay on the table and stretched her back lazily.
Called? By who? The thief guild or something?
Eh, well, there are all sorts of things to settle after people
die right?
The remuneration
It cant be helped then. I will look for you for help when the
time comes, okay?
Her smile just now and the way she scratch her cheeks felt a
little off.
Chris will call Darkness and Megumin by name, but will add a
-san when addressing Aqua.
By the way, Eris-sama. Where did you take the divine relic
you retrieved from the landlord?
Oh, that one? I cast a seal onto it and dump it into the lake
where the Hydra was resting eternally
Chris
Oh! It might be summer, but this attire is too sexy. Are you
trying to seduce me?
Hey hey, what are you saying!? Talking about the moment
you come back The weather is too hot so it cant be helped,
Im not trying to seduce you!
Whats wrong with this guy!? Saying all that nonsense out of
the blue!?
Megumin said in a panic while Aqua sat before her with her
arm crossed and nodded.
No, actually
Thats right. Wiz asked me to test out this new magic item.
When Wiz who was dressed skimpily in the summer asked me
with upturned eyes, I accepted it happily.
E-Erm, I wasnt asking why you accepted No, that was just
your thoughts leaking out. But why did Wiz make such a
magic item?
When the voice of Aqua came out from the top of her head,
Megumin pounced on Aqua straight away.
Thats how this magic item works Oh, the big tits girl is
still looking at me suspiciously. You wear it for a change
then.
I took off the hat, stretched my back lazily and walked to the
kitchen.
By the way Aqua, the rock scissors paper just now is void. To
actually cast blessing spell secretly, dont be too rampant
with your cheating. Together with all the match we had prior
to this, lets have another proper match!
W-Why do you know!? No, you are just pulling a fast one,
where is the evidence! Right, show the evidence that I
actually used magic secretly!
Why!