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12 ITS A MANNS WORLD
Why Olly Mann is anxious
about his home improvements
Entertainment
20 TONY ROBINSON
INTERVIEW
The Blackadder star on his
surprising life and career
28 I Remember:
MONTY DON
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The gardener discusses his
setbacks, successes and why
everyone loves his dog
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readersdigest.co.uk santaS little
helpers? hardly
Meet the pets whove
gone out of their way
to ruin Christmas for
everyone. Bah humbug!
A year at
the pictures
As 2016 comes to a close,
were looking back on
the best books and films
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LETTER OF
THE MONTH...
I do so agree with Philippa
Gregorys suggestion
in Making History that
history lessons in schools
should start with the
present day and work
backwards. At my
traditional grammar school,
we began with the rise
of the Sumerian civilisation around 5400BC, continued in strict
chronological order andto my best recollectionjust about made
it to the start of the Industrial Revolution.
That being the case, my knowledge of events from the start
of Victorias reign onwards was decidedly sketchy until I began to
educate myself. Surely its more important for our young people
to gain an understanding of 21st-century issues before facing them
with the family squabbles of Plantagenets, Tudors or Stuarts?
MAGGIE COBBETT, No r th Yo rk s hire
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A GRAND DAY OUT your informative article, I think I may
I enjoyed Best of British: Roman be on my way to solving this mystery
Britain. When visiting Chichester, and hopefully curing it.
our family went to Fishbourne ANDREW BEDFORD, We s t Yo r k s h i r e
Roman Palace. On arriving, we
thought it looked like a school or SIMPLE PLEASURES
unused leisure centre, but dont be It was good to see your pudding
put off. Inside there were amazing of the month in Food and Drink
mosaics and walls, with even more was a simple semolina pudding.
remains outside. There are too many chefs recipes
The site is much bigger than we printed in magazines that seem too
expected, and the friendly staff gave complicated for the inexperienced
excellent talks on the historyso to try. Also, some items on long lists
good that we went back for a second of ingredients arent readily available
one later in the day! or too expensive to buy for only
MARY METHLEY, O x f o rd s h i r e occasional use.
The children loved the creamy
MYSTERY SOLVED? semolina I called comfort pudding
Thank you for your article Mystery when I was a school cook. The only
Stomach Pain. Im in my fifties disappointing aspect was that after
and for many years Ive suffered all the seconds were served up, there
from alternating constipation and was rarely a spoonful left for me!
diarrhoea, but I just regarded it as HONOR WOODCOCK, Fi f e
one of those things that happens
as we age. As I read the article one GO JO!
word immediately jumped out at Long distance runner Jo Pavey is a
me: heartburn. Ive been having woman after my own heart with some
increasing problems with heartburn of her comments in If I Ruled the
recently, but had never made the World. I couldnt agree more that it
connection with my bowel problems should be acceptable to have a messy
and IBS. house! I would far rather spend time
Ive now started keeping a food with my daughters outdoors than be
diary and Ill be logging any instances inside obsessing over housework.
of bowel irregularities too. Thanks to MELANIE LODGE, We s t Yo r k s h i r e
Arrested
Development?
Were getting an extension. We only moved in
three-and-a-half years ago; upgrading from our urban flat to
a semi-detatched house in the sticks. At first our new home
seemed enormous, what with its front-garden path, staircase,
French doors, attic, garage and many other cottagey features
that so enthral the city-dwelling Millennial (A fireplace! A
gate! A gnome!).
Olly Mann But now were getting an extensionor at least weve
is a writer,
applied for planning permission, but were likely to get the
radio presenter
and serial greenlight because neighbours on both sides have added
podcaster, with rooms to their properties. Mann HQ should soon boast a front
shows including hall, a utility room, a larger kitchen, a bigger study, a double-
Answer Me height bedroom, a downstairs toilet, an en-suite bathroom,
This!, The a walk-in wardrobe, a skylight and an internal balcony. Thats
Media Podcast
and The
two more toilets, folks! One for me, one for the wife, one for
Modern Mann the kid. We can all poop together. Exciting times.
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Illustration by eva bee
Then theres the disruptive building Theres the cost to consider too:
work: its going to take around six were going to have to borrow more
months, I reckon, and thats lots of against the house, increasing our
early-morning ceiling-drilling, lots mortgage payments, to afford it. Im
of cups of tea for the builders, lots of freelance and my wife works part-
Will this dust kill the cat?! time following maternity leave.
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Its a Manns World
Theres little room in the budget for on for a profit, or flooding it with new
anything to go wrong. features to keep up with the Joneses.
Perhaps all these things, floating Weve thought long and hard, having
round my mind, prevent me jumping lived in the building since 2013, about
for joy as I consider our new kitchen what might make our lives better,
work surfaces, megaflow boiler and so our family can live here for years
underfloor heating. But I think theres to comeperhaps even the rest of
another factor at play: guilt. our lives. And were trying to keep
I know, I know: middle-class guilt, as many period features as possible.
how preposterous!
Particularly so when but i keep coming
there are so many back to that morning;
problems in the world.
But I cant help it, I
I feel guilt that that dull February
morning when we first
feel it: guilt that Im in Im turning fell in love with the
a position to consider our Edwardian house. It was perhaps
making improvements the tenth or eleventh
to my home, when so homestead property wed viewed,
many of my peers will into another and we were beginning
never afford one of to think wed never
their own. Guilt that Im chic space for find a home wed want
borrowing more money middle-class to buy. Then we drove
to make it happen, a up to this cute cottage,
luxury never granted professionals surrounded by open
to my grandparents countryside, and just
generation, who bought knew we wanted to live
all they had with money theyd in it. It had a quaint porch with roses
earned. And, perhaps most pressingly, climbing up from the garden. It had
guilt that Im turning our Edwardian a sense of character and history. An
homesteaduntil the 1980s a council eccentric charm. A weird bolt running
property, designated for staff of a through the living-room ceiling. It
nearby hospitalinto another open- was everything we wanted, because
plan chic space for middle-class it wasnt everything we didnt want.
professionals. Guilt, basically, that It was anti-suburbia.
Im gentrifying my house. In our extension plans, currently
This is silly, of course, because its being considered by the council, the
not as if the changes were making are porch has been scrapped. It was the
for the benefit of anyone else: were porch or the front hall, and we wanted
not pimping up the property to sell it a hall because we need somewhere
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to park our boys buggy. Weve tried anxiety about getting older: Getting
to echo the triangular shape of the An Extension is something that
porch in the roof instead. Its not as grown-ups do, not young people.
pretty. The views are amplified, but But I also worry that in making our
only through the addition of many home more convenient for us, we
more windows, which are, somehow, may strip it of the very qualities that
less homely. once made it so appealing.
I wonder if my melancholic train But all things considered, Id rather
of thought about what is, essentially, mull over my thoughts in a bespoke,
an incredible extravagance is really freshly-painted home office
France: its good luck to step in dog poo with your left foot, but
bad luck to step in it with your right.
Senegal: keep your travel plans to yourselfif anyone learns about your
upcoming holiday or move, its destined to be ruined.
Germany: its bad luck to say cheers with water, because youre literally
wishing death on everyone with whom youre drinking.
Rwanda: women shouldnt eat goat meat, because it will cause them
to grow facial hair.
Egypt: its bad luck to open and close a pair of scissors without cutting
anything. Whats even worse is leaving them openyoure cutting evil
spirits that linger in the air, and theyll get angry.
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ENTERTAINMENT
From Turnips
to
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Withnail & I). What it was like to and flattered that he wanted to be
encounter those people? friends with me, but he was just
Well, you have no notion that they another guy at drama school. It was
will be any different from your other the same with Steve.
friends, Tony replies with a chuckle. Withnail & I, of course, tells the
It wasnt until Withnail & I came out tragic tale of a struggling actor, and
that I began to put inverted commas Tonys autobiography serves as a
around my relationship with Vivian. rather salutary lesson in how tough
I was always quite impressed by him this world can be, where failure,
rejection and uncertainty lurk round might have a lucky break), what
every corner. happened next was, in retrospect,
I know in any job it hurts when the luckiest break possible. I say in
you get the boot, says Tony, recalling retrospect, because the production
how he lost out on a role in Dennis of Blackadderbeset by strikes and
Potters TV play Blue Remembered casting issuesnearly didnt happen
Hills. But the trouble with actors is at all, and Tony was on the verge
that their job is so closely identified of dropping out completely when
with their personality. Any rejection it did happen.
seems like a rejection of them, rather Its noticeable, however, that his
than their ability, say, to solder two autobiography (despite being called
joints together. No Cunning Plan), doesnt devote a
Given the high drop-out rate, was disproportionate amount of space to
he ever tempted to give up acting Baldrick, his most famous role. Its
and drama after his early setbacks? easy to forget that Tony, who turned
No, I dont think I was, replies 70 this year, only landed the part at
Tony after a thoughtful pause. Ive the age of 38, and his book is careful
always had a huge doggedness about to put the episode into context.
this profession. It doesnt have to I think I wanted to write a kind
be acting in playsit can be writing, of ticking time-bomb, to show that I
it can be directing, it can be a whole wasnt dropped fully formed into the
host of different media. But this is role of Baldrick, explains Tony. I
where my heart lives. I remember dont think Id have been able to deal
the head of my drama school saying with celebrityor all the other things
to me, Dont be an actor
if you want to be an actor;
be an actor if you have to
be an actor. I mean, for
Gods sake, its not Syria,
but Ive always felt lucky
that I have resilience.
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Ive been asked to do sincehad it with his parents and their struggles
not been for the fact that Blackadder with dementia, something thats
came along quite late. motivated Tonys support for the
So fame would been harder at an Alzheimers Society.
earlier age? My parents were so important
Oh, Id have been ghastly if Id in my life, he confesses. However
become famous in my twenties! By much you might have demonstrated
the time it happened, Id got two your love for them, you always think,
children, Id undergone the death of Oh my God, I never said enough, I
loved ones, Id had enormous knocks never did enough. I still feel emotional
and learned how to deal with them. about it. I still feel that political
When youre in your parties on both sides
twenties, the likelihood havent really taken
is youll think youve into consideration the
Id have
achieved success fact that people are
because youre Gods been ghastly still human beings after
gift. I certainly would if Id become retirement age. You
have, Im sure of it. famous in hear an awful lot of the
I mean, he rhetoric, particularly in
my twenties
continues, warming the run-up to elections,
to his theme, you look Id have about how older people
at other people whove thought I was will be looked after by
got knighthoods and Gods gift the next government,
you imagine some kind but its bogus.
of blessed pathway,
some grand strategic plan, some great Politics in one form or another
loving figure whos guided you to the runs in Tonys veins, whether its
place your heart desired. None of that his time as vice-president of the
happened to me at all. It was all a actors union Equity or his long-
great surprise after a life thats frankly standing commitment to the Labour
been a shambles. Party, culminating in his election
This is a characteristically modest to its National Executive Committee
way of describing a path thats gone in 2000.
in some interesting directions. While At the time of our interview, the
many actors memoirs are a fiesta Labour leadership contest is still
of name-dropping and gossip, Tonys in full swing, and its clear that Tony
recollections are grounded by the has agonised over the direction in
twin pillars of family and politics. By which its going. Some of the online
far the most moving section deals exchanges hes had with Jeremy
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F R O M T U R N I P S TO T I T L E S
Corbyn supporters have been blunt, But although this might discourage
to say the least. some people, Tony simply doesnt
Its amazing the contempt people do pessimism. Whether its modern-
have for me on social media, says day politics or the current state of
Tony sadly, just because I want to television (were living in a golden
get the balance between leadership, age), he seems to have a lot of hope
power and principle. Those three for the future. Interestingly, the
things are incredibly difficult. But opening quotation of Tonys book is
if you feel let down by politicians, from one of his old Tory adversaries,
this rage comes out and anyone who William Waldegrave: Happiness
doesnt feel the same way is a class may not be something to pursue
traitor. I understand that. Do I think directly. Perhaps its a side effect of
theyre right? Of course not. Would I working hard at something to the
have thought they were right 35 years best of ones ability.
ago? Probably yes. Thats certainly true for me, says
I got an extraordinary tweet last Tony in conclusion. I lot of people
night that said, Youre like a white that get to my age feel an awful lot of
man whos joined the ANC and told doom and gloom. Theres this sense
everyone to vote for a white man that things can never get better. But I
rather than Nelson Mandela. Its a just dont think thats the case.
very torturous but also very revealing
tweetthis idea that the person who
Sir Tonys autobiography No Cunning
you want to win is Mandela, and
Plan is out now. You can read more
anyone opposed to him is akin to extracts from this interview at
a South African fascist. readersdigest.co.uk/entertainment
A BRILLIANT
BATTLE OF WITS
In a wonderful act of
cultured rebellion, a
teenage son decided
to give his father a
spelling lessonreplying
to a note pinned to
their microwave with
one of his own
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ENTERTAINMENT
Monty Don
I Remember
...BEING WRAPPED IN A TOWEL to us; hed go off to work and would
AND HELD BY MY MOTHER. Its always leave the table straight after
my earliest memory. She was kneeling dinner to retreat to his study.
on the bathroom floor and I was When I was at university he sent
standing on her thighs, having just me a recording hed made of the
been lifted out of the tub. evening birdsong. I was touched
My mother was busy and driven, by his attempt to be on the same
and there wasnt a lot of touchy- wavelength as me and to reach
feely stuff from her for any of us five out; I was as much moved by the
children. It was the first and last time clumsiness of the gesture as I was
I recall being cuddled by her. by the gift.
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Monty with the charming and
lovely Nigel; (right) Montys
father, who was also fond of dogs
With Sarah, his wife of 33 years, whom he met while at Cambridge University
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I REMEMBER
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I REMEMBER
subject? How can I make sure this is want him to be. He plays his role
accessible without being patronising? as the everyman to perfectionhes
I always felt at home gardening on the everydog.
TV and I take my job seriously. One
of the paradoxical skills of presenting ...REALISING THAT EVERY-
is to make it look like youre not trying THING IN LIFE IS CONNECTED.
too hard. To keep it natural I work out One of the great beauties of getting
what I want to say, but not necessarily older is understanding that you
how to say it until it comes out my dont have separate bits of your
mouth on the day. life and that everything impacts on
another part. I see that no experience
...KNOWING NIGEL WAS GOING is wasted, that Im simply the sum
TO BE A STAR. He soaks up the of it all.
limelight on film and always seems I dont dwell on the past but
to find the best bit of light to wander accept what life has thrown at me
into or lie down in. and wouldnt change a thing.
The degree of affection people Acknowledging that has made me
have for him is extraordinary. Hes easier on myself and makes me a
charming and lovely, though not more contented man.
particularly cleverbut thats the As told to Caroline Hutton
secret to his appeal. When he started
to get letters addressed to him, I Montys latest book Nigel, My Family and
realised that hes the dog that people Other Dogs (Two Roads, 20) is out now.
MIDDLE-CLASS FLIRTING
now go to redcross.org.uk/willplan1 or
call 0300 500 0401 to request your copy
Oh, those
embarrassing
bodily functions!
What happens
to your body as
you get older
and what you can
do about it
DONT WORRY,
ITS
NORMAL
BY J U L I E ST E WA R T
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HEALTH
1 WHY HAVE I
SPRUNG A LEAK?
EVERYBODY LOVES TO LAUGH, but
what if a good joke makes you squirt
a little? Stress urinary incontinence is
pretty common, says Dr Alan Wein,
chief of urology at the Perelman
School of Medicine at the Univer-
sity of Pennsylvania. The result is
people can leak when they laugh,
cough or sneeze.
Blame the ageing body. The
nerves and structures that hold things
in placeand prevent the urethra from
moving excessively when you laugh,
cough or sneezedeteriorate, he says.
WHEN DID
2
Pelvic muscle tears suffered during
childbirth increase risk in women,
while prostate surgery increases risk
MY BREATH
in men, says Wein. BECOME GROSS?
One solution? it the loo more often. MOST BAD BREATH ODOUR is bred on
This leaves less fluid to leak from your the back of your tongue, says Patricia
bladder. Also learn to squeeze: con- Lenton, director of the Oral Health
tract your pelvic muscles as if stopping Clinical Research Clinic at the Univer-
your urine midstream. Do this for ten sity of Minnesota. Your tongue is like
seconds, ten contractions, ten times a a shag carpet, she says, and bacteria
day to strengthen your urinary sphinc- hide between the bumps. Plus, as we
ter muscles. Squeeze when you cough age, we take more medications. Many
or sneeze. cause dry mouth, which exacerbates
Writing down what you eat and bad breath.
drink, and when you go to the toilet or Solutions include cleaning your
leak, will help your doctor determine tongue with a smooth-edged tongue
whether you have stress incontinence scraper, says Lenton. Start as far back
or urge incontinence (when your as you can. A mouthwash with zinc
bladder muscles contract at the wrong and cetylpyridinium chloride (CPC) is
time). Your doctor may advise a surgi- your best bet against stinky mouth
cal fix, and can check for infection or bacteria, studies suggest.
bladder cancer. When your mouth is at an alkaline
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D O N T W O R R Y, I T S N O R M A L
pH, volatile sulphur compounds are conditions that limit circulation are
released. When you eat, your mouth also susceptible. Early treatment with
becomes more acidic, reducing the a prescription topical solution such
stench, adds Lenton. as Jublia or Kerydin is best. A more
Get checked to rule out tooth decay severe infection may need oral meds
and gum disease, or even an under- that require liver checks for harmful
lying health problem, such as a chronic side effects, Tran says. Another option:
sinus infection or kidney disease. laser treatments work in 80 per cent of
cases, one study shows.
3
WHATS Be sure to visit a doctor if your nails
change markedly. Discolouration can
HAPPENING TO be the result of skin cancer, which is
MY TOENAILS? often diagnosed late when it occurs
CRACKED, BRITTLE, DISCOLOURED under nails.
and thick nails from a fungal infection
are embarrassing, especially if you like
open-toed shoes. Fungus feeds on the
nail, damaging it, says Dr David Tran,
4 WHO MOVED
THE TOILET?
an assistant professor at the California IF YOUVE EVER LOST CONTROL of
School of Podiatric Medicine at Samuel your bowels before getting to the
Merritt University. toilet, dont panicyou have plenty of
Age is the biggest risk factor, ac- company. A recent peer-reviewed
cording to a paper published in PLOS study reports that faecal incontinence,
Pathogens. People with diabetes and also known as accidental bowel leak-
age (ABL), affects more than 16 per
cent of people over 70.
As we get older, our nerves and
muscles degenerate, says Dr Satish
Rao, director of the Digestive Health
Centre at Augusta University in Geor-
gia. The same squeezing exercises
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6
IS IT ME, OR IS MY you might have rhinophyma, a com-
plication of untreated rosacea. See
NOSE GETTING your doctor; surgery or laser treatment
BIGGER? can help.
ALTHOUGH THE BONES in our faces
7 WHY AM I
stop growing around 15, the cartilage
in our noses and ears continues to
stretch, says Dr Steve Daveluy, an as-
SO GASSY?
sistant professor of dermatology at WHEN THE BACTERIA in your gut
Wayne State University in Michigan. At ferment food in your colon, gases such
middle age, the bones and fat in our as hydrogen and carbon dioxide are
cheeks sink inward, making our noses released, causing even healthy people
more pronounced. Maybe it got only to pass gas up to 20 times a day. As we
less than one millimetre larger, but age, some people let go more often and
because the cheeks shrunk, it adds with more odour. For instance, some
up, Daveluy says. Gravity pulls your develop trouble digesting lactose,
earlobes too, especially if youve spent making them feel bloated and causing
years wearing heavy earrings. more eruptions.
Applying sunscreen to your nose An over-the-counter anti-gas medi-
and ears daily will help stave off cine with simethicone can break up
age-related damage that makes skin gas bubbles. Swallow probiotics. When
droopy, Daveluy says. But cosmetic taken consistently, these good bacteria
surgery is the only way to shrink your can help calm gas, bloating and other
nose or ears. components of irritable bowel syn-
If your nose is thickening and red, drome, according to a study review
published in the American Journal of
Gastroenterology. Or spoon up a daily
helping of five to eight ounces of pro-
biotic yogurt.
Some people struggle with gas,
bloating and belching because they
suck in too much air when they drink
carbonated beverages or smoke ciga-
rettes. Its funny how often this comes
up, says Dr William Chey, director of
the GI nutrition and behavioural well-
ness programme at the University of
Michigan. People come in for bloating
and belching, and theyre drinking
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8 WHAT DID
YOU SAY? are damaged, theyre kaput. And the
MANY PEOPLE SUFFER some hear- longer you wait, the harder it will be
ing loss in one or both ears: nearly a to treat. Fortunately, the brain can
third of people aged 50-59; nearly relearn the ability to hear. That
half of those aged 60-69; and three- means you have to teach your brain
quarters of people over 70. While all to hear again, by wearing hearing aids
those rock concerts didnt help, there regularly, Newman says.
are other contributors, including age- But if you suddenly lose most, or
ing, genetics, smoking, a poor diet and all, of your hearing, get to the doctor
diabetes, says Craig Newman, section within hours, Newman cautions. De-
head of audiology at the Cleveland pending on the causevirus, reaction
Clinic. These all destroy hair cells in to medication or, in rare cases, benign
the inner ear that send auditory sig- tumours called acoustic neuromas
nals to your brain. steroids or antiviral medications can
Get a hearing aid. Once hair cells help with this.
AARP THE MAGAZINE (AUGUSTSEPTEMBER 2015), COPYRIGHT (C) 2015 BY AARP (AARP.ORG/MAGAZINE)
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HEALTH
How To Avoid
Seasonal Slip-Ups
By s usa n n ah h i c k l i ng
Ladder lapse
The trend for lighting up the outside of our houses in
Susannah is December is putting Christmas decorators at increased
twice winner risk of falling from a great height.
of the Guild of Stay-safe secrets: Always use a ladder during daylight
Health Writers hours and dont stand on a rung higher than fourth from
Best Consumer the top. Place all the lights in a container and raise and
Magazine lower it using a rope while maintaining three-point contact
Health Feature
with the ladder: one hand/two feet or two hands/one foot.
Ticker trouble
Deaths from heart attacks are high at this time of the year, as
cold weather makes your ticker do overtime to keep your body
warm. Part of the problem is that some heart-attack symptoms
are similar to those of indigestionanother seasonal hazard.
Stay-safe secrets: Sudden chest, neck, throat, jaw or arm
discomfortor shortness of breath or nausea that comes out
of the blueneeds to be taken seriously. Family history, high
blood pressure, high cholesterol, smoking, diabetes and being
overweight increase the risk. If in doubt, go to A&E.
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Rea d e r s D i g e s t
a case for
last-minute
Christmas
trees
Did you know that
its possible to be
allergic to your
Christmas tree? If
you regularly get
the Yuletide sniffles,
it makes sense to
put up the tree as
late as possible. Here
are some other tips:
Preparation
Smoke alarm Make sure you
hose it down before
All those candles make fires more likely, as does all
bringing it into the
the cooking. Of course, your Christmas tree is a fire
house, as this can
hazard too. help remove some
Stay-safe secrets: Never leave food unattended of the mould and
on the hob and dont let candles burn in an empty spores that cause
room. Make sure theyre a long way from the tree the allergic reaction.
and other flammable items, such as wrapping paper. Decoration
Watering your tree every day will also make it less Get another member
of the family to do
likely to go up like a torch.
the decorating, but
if they refuseor
Killer turkeys you insist on hanging
Theres a spike in food poisoning over the festive the baubles on it
break. Washing your turkey will spread germs to yourselftry to
the kitchen surfaces, while eating cold turkey when disturb the branches
its past its best doesnt help either. Undercooking as little as possible.
the bird can also make you ill. Protection
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Consider using an
Stay-safe secrets: Dont wash your turkey before
allergen barrier balm,
cooking it but do wash your hands after theyve been
dabbing it around
in contact with the raw bird. Clean work surfaces your nostrils to help
thoroughly too. Make sure the juices run clear when prevent allergens
you pierce the cooked meat, and eat up any leftovers getting in.
within two days.
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HEALTH
The Culture
Of Complaint
By max Theres been a complaint about you, says the
pe m b e r to n
woman on the phone. Its one of those heart-sink moments
that doctors dread. What could I have done wrong?
Much of being a doctor is a judgement call, and of course
there are patients you see that prey on your mind once theyve
gone home. You worry that you missed something, and you
want to run up to them and kiss them when you see them
alive and well in Sainsburys a few weeks later.
But the person who complained about me wasnt one of
those. Instead she was a lady in her 30s whod been out that
Max is a hospital evening, got roaring drunk and stumbled into the department.
doctor, author
She was seen by the A&E doctor, declared as being medically
and newspaper
columnist fit and promptly shown the door. At this point she mentioned
that she was feeling depressed, and so I was called.
This is frustratingly common. I saw her, assessed her and
decided that this was the drink talking. She spent a few hours
in the department, had a cup of tea, a sandwich and then left.
Fine. Case closed. Or so I thought.
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This gobsmacked me. Drunk mistakes are made, and its only
people have a tendency to fall over. right that those whove been wronged
This is because alcohol, legs and get some sort of compensation for
pavements dont mix well. We cant it. But increasingly hospitals find it
be expected to admit everyone thats easier just to pay out and move on
drunk just in case they trip over. rather than engage in drawn-out legal
Surely I cant be held accountable disputes with people, regardless of
for other peoples choices? Surely how daft their claim is.
if anyone should take responsibility, Theres an idea underpinning this
its her? But apparently not. culture that when something goes
I know its ridiculous, but its wrong, someone must be to blame.
become a formal complaint against But even when the NHS is to blame,
you, so I have to investigate, the is it right that people are awarded the
Illustration BY DAN M ITCHELL
woman on the phone informs me. equivalent of lottery wins? The NHS
After a ton of paperwork, the trust has limited funds and awarding such
offered their apologies in an attempt large sums not only gives the wrong
to pacify the situationand when impression, but also ironically means
she tried to get compensation, the theres less to spend on services.
case was thrown out. I was relieved, There are attempts to limit the
but it did make me think about this amount people can claim from the
compensation culture and the cash- NHS. It seems desperately needed
cow that the NHS has become. to me. Im certainly not complaining.
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Food & Drink Special
By Rachel Walker
Recipes, tips and tricksplus the best shop-bought picks
to create a delicious (and stress-free) festive season
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Serves 1215 (as a canap)
2tbsps olive oil
2 red onions, diced
1tbsp fennel seeds
450g good sausages
2tbsps grainy mustard
1 tsp freshly ground
Ga rland
pepper
Sausage Roll
3 75g ready-rolled puff
pastry
1 egg
2tsps poppy seeds
SAINSBURYS
DID YOU THINK THAT A GARLAND onto a board. Trim one 5cm length,
was for the yuletide door knocker? cut out star shapes and put to one
Think again! Twist an oblong sausage side. Next, cut the remaining pastry
roll into a circular, garland shape to in halflengthwaysinto two long
make a buffet centrepiece. oblongs. Put a line of sausage meat
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Serves 6
For the Marie Rose sauce
6tbsps tomato ketchup
6tbsps mayonnaise
1tsp Worcestershire sauce
Optional: pinch of
cayenne pepper, dash of
Tabasco sauce
1 lemon, juiced
2 avocados, roughly diced
810 baby radishes,
roughly diced
2 baby gem lettuces,
washed, halved and
Prawn Cockt thinly sliced
ail 300g cooked and peeled
prawns
1 lemon cut into wedges,
to garnish
Mai n C ou rs e
WHITE MEAT OR BROWN MEAT? the bird with juices from the pan
It divides opinion. If youre part of several times during cooking, and
a family with a united preference, halfway through cover it with back
then consider buying a joint instead. bacon or a bacon lattice to help keep
A large turkey crown will feed a in the moisture.
group of white-meat lovers, while a As with cooking the whole bird,
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Carrots...& Cumin
Toss 1kg of peeled
and halved carrots
with 2tbsps of olive
oil and 1tbsp of dried
cumin seeds.
Up You r Sid es
S p i c e
Cranberry Sauce
& Allspice
Heat 250ml of orange
juice and stir in 150g
into the turkey leg and then cook of sugar to make a
for 90 minutes at 180C, basting syrup. Simmer 500g
halfway through. Consider of cranberries for 10
minutes until they
adding other roast vegetables
burst, and add a dash
carrots, celeriac or Tip of allspice to taste.
parsnipsto the pan half-
A meat probe
way through cooking, to helps tell when
save on the washing-up! a turkey is cooked.
Poke it in the
thickest part and
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HAVE YOU EVER TRIED PAIRING among the most in-demand wine
STILTON WITH TOKAJI? I was asked for centuries. Hungarian vineyards
at the Sainsburys Christmas show suffered under the communist
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name of research, thought Id better. radaruntil this years Christmas
The honey-golden dessert wine from shows, it seems.
north-east Hungary (pronounced so Tokaji is usually served slightly
that it rhymes with och-aye) isnt chilled (1114C) and is traditionally
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B oa rds
IM NOT BIG ON
WHOPPING WICKER
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think of a better parcel to arrive on
my doorstep than a box of cheese to
take me through the festive season.
The advantage of buying online is
the access to enormous varietya
cracking Christmas treat for anyone
not lucky enough to live near a good,
old-fashioned cheesemonger.
Online
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Beat the crowds this Christmas and order festive fare
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thats not to say the food plays second
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with a man named Keith Abel and reckon it tastes heaps better.
some spuds. He went to a potato It certainly does. Their organic
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How
to
Live
to
100
Since the 1950s, the number of centenarians has more
than doubled every decadeand now one in three
babies born in the UK is expected to reach their 100th
year. Amanda Riley-Jones asks three such people to
share their advice for a long and happy life
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PHOTOGRAPH BY JAMES ECKERSLEY
H OW TO L I V E TO 1 0 0
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My family has given me
enormous pleasure. They
all tell me to keep going!
Winston Churchill and President and get involved are going to enjoy
Eisenhower when helping to oversee life more than someone who spends
the security for the Three-Power all their time watching TV.
Conference at Bermuda in 1953. Inevitably, Gordon has outlived
many loved ones, including his son
Gordon retired in 1976, having Nicholas and beloved wife Molly.
been awarded a CBE. But hes stayed Its difficult to overcome and you
on the go, volunteering for his church, never forget, but those whove gone
successfully campaigning against the dont want you to be miserable,
development of a local airfield and he says. Youve got to put it behind
looking after his Grade II-listed home you and carry on.
(Gardening is a good contribution He plans to celebrate his birthday
to a long life). He enjoys keeping up surrounded by family, including 12
with current affairs, saying, Taking grandchildren and nine great grand-
an intelligent interest in life keeps one children. Im lucky to still be here.
on the ball. People who learn things My family all tell me to keep going!
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feasible to play a piece by Bach in heart. Radio stations should play all
six weeks if you put 45 minutes a different genres of music; the more
day aside to do so. Finding the time we get everyone listening the better.
is hard, but focusing completely on
something is where creativity starts. Wed be more honest. Life would
be much simpler if people said what
No more than two adjectives could was on their mindin a tactful, loving
be used to order a coffee. No more way. Otherwise we end up playing
skinny or wet anything, or any of the games with each other and I, for one,
other ridiculous adjectives. White or find it terribly confusing. Would the
black is enough. How fussy do you world be a better place if, when you
need to be? asked someone how they were doing,
they actually told the truth? I dont
We wouldnt abandon our dreams. know, but its a starting point to
Although I knew I wanted to be a the world being a more trustworthy
pianist from a young age, I stopped place. A big part of being honest is not
for ten years and worked in a high- pretendingoutside of playing the
paying city job. It made me very piano I have no clue what Im doing,
unhappy. I went back to the piano but Im OK with that.
and, although it took a lot of energy
and time to get to where I am now, Id make it illegal for anyone to
Ive never looked back. We get bogged walk down the street glued to their
down with responsibilities but, if mobile phone. Or use a phone while
were persistent, we can reawaken having a face-to-face conversation
our childish optimism. What are with someone else. If you go out for
you passionate about? Everyone I a meal with friends you should all put
most admire, alive or dead, has been your phones on the table. The first
single-minded in their relentless person who touches their phone, for
pursuit of whatever it is they love. whatever reason, pays for the meal.
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In my view, it helps to have active and engaged lives, including physical and
mental exercise, says University of Southampton professor Asghar Zaidi, an
expert in the well-being of older people. Those who havent felt loneliness
and who feel independent are more likely to live longer than others.
A 2015 study of centenarians showed that men who live with a spouse are
more likely to live to 100. But for women, living alone is more advantageous.
Some studies suggest that the chance of living to 100 runs in families. Dr
Thomas Perls of the New England Centenarian Study found that children of
centenarians weigh less, take fewer medications and have a lower incidence
of hypertension and heart disease. Is there really a centenarian gene, or
could this be picking up healthy lifestyle habits from long-lived parents?
Reducing stress and having a sense of purpose also help, as does using
our bodies: scientists say that our walking speed is a stronger predictor of
lifespan than any other lifestyle habit.
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people. For some, it can reinforce Age UK takes the issue seriously
feelings of loss, loneliness and of life because its not only unpleasant, its
passing them by. also profoundly damaging to older
Last year, Age UK found that peoplewith evidence clearly showing
around a quarter of all over-65s that feeling lonely is associated with
nearly three million older people* poor physical and mental health.
arent looking forward to Christmas, Age UK has supported older people
with around 555,000** of them such as John, who came to his local
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Christmas Appeal
* The exact figure is 2,736,000 people. TNS polling for Age UK: fieldwork 14/11/1525/10/15.
Base sample: 1,793, all adults aged 65+ in the UK.
** The exact figure is 547,200 people. TNS polling for Age UK: fieldwork 14/11/1525/10/15.
Base sample: 1,793, all adults aged 65+ in the UK.
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Matilda Anthony
Svensson Horowitz
Going Home Heart Attack
W,0IN
pulled out his topped- have thought it? He
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People around him passed to see you again, Mr Blake.
through without taking any notice. When had they met before?
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travel & adventure
A paved path,
flat terrain and
sunshineNew
Zealands wine
region at its finest
88 | 122016
Two days among the vines and
tasting rooms of New Zealands
premier wine region
Rolling
By Janie Alle n
Along
Wine
on the
Trail
B
y mid-morning, light breezes have swept
away the dawn overcast, leaving only some
wispy clouds. Its Februaryhigh summer in
New Zealandand the scent of flowering
lavender is in the air. My husband and I are in the
Marlborough wine region, located at the top of the South
Island, and were about to start two days of cycling in
the vineyards.
Ready? says Jo Hill, handing us a map to nearby
cellar doors (as tasting rooms are called here). About 40 of
Marlboroughs 140 or so wineries are open to the public
many are in easy cycling rangebut Jo suggests we visit at
89
rolling along on the wine trail
most five a day. By the fifth winery, also planted sauvignon blanc in the
your taste buds are shot, she explains. region. In 1986 he entered his wine
Jo and her husband Steve own Wine in the Sunday Times Vintage Festival
Tours by Bike in Renwick. The village in Londonand won both the gold
is in the broad Wairau Valley, home to medal and the popular vote. It stunned
many family-owned and some corpo- the wine world.
rate wineries, such as Cloudy Bay. Her New Zealand sauvignon blanc was
map lays out a 12-mile circuit for the so different, it surprised everyone,
day. I hope Im up to itits been a says Jane Hunter, an internationally
while since I spent that much time on respected vintner whos managed
a bicycle. Theres just one wee hill, Hunters winery since her husbands
she says as we leave. death in 1987. It was our oak-aged
Glen and I push off to a wobbly start sauvignon blanc, she adds. Back then
on the crunchy gravel driveway and the sauvignon blanc was really grassy
turn our sturdy, three-speed bikes quite greenish and very overpow-
onto a quiet country roadalready ering. Ageing it in oak barrels created
among grape vines. a more mellow and elegant wine, she
explained. Hunters Wines won the
T
oday, the Marlborough competition three years in a row.
wine regionmade up of the The trophies were game-changing
Wairau Valley, Southern Valleys for New Zealand wines. There had
and Awatere subregionsis known been nothing new in the world of wine
for centuries, says Tessa Nicholson, a
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Hunters award-winning vintages were a game-changer for the industry in the 1980s.
Today, the winerys Garden Cafe is set among two hectares of native plants
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rolling along on the wine trail
We bought this land off a farmer, by the time we leave Bladen, its
Christine continues. It was stony and midday, and we head north to Rapaura
dry. Their eight hectares hadnt been Road, known as the Golden Mile for
cultivated in years. They commuted the dozen-plus wineries on it. We work
from Wellington to Marlborough on up an appetite cycling the mile or so to
weekends for three years, planting our next stop, Wairau River Wines, and
gewrztraminer, semillon and pinot it has a restaurant.
gris grapes. The varieties we liked Passing through the winerys large
to drink, she says. They later added and modern cellar door, we enter a
riesling and sauvignon blanc. busy dining room with a contemporary
They banded together in a trading vibe that looks more Manhattan than
company with other small wineries rural New Zealand. Were shown to a
and went to international fairs to pro- table on a covered patio overlooking
mote Marlborough wines. That was a manicured lawn.
the best thing that happened for all The menu has crowd-pleasing
of us, she added. This industry has appealcurry, pizza and burgers
been amazing, watching it grow the all with a gourmet flair. We order the
way it has, she says. house speciality: a double-baked
So far everyone wed met had proven blue-cheese souffl, with rocket, pear
Steve Hill right when he had told us, and walnut saladand, of course, a
The beauty of this region is everyones glass of pinot gris. The souffl was
small enough that theyre interested in light and luscious and the wine
meeting people and passionate about a perfect pairing. We linger over a
what they do! second glass.
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The winerys owners, Phil and Chris pretty good with multitasking around
Rose, farmed lucerne and alfalfa on here, she says with a smile.
the family farm here in the 1970s, says Te Whare Ra was named Winery of
marketing executive Gemma Lyons. It the Year for 2014 by Raymond Chan
took a court battle for the Roses to get Wine Reviews. A New Zealander with
permission from the county council to more than two decades of wine judg-
plant grapes. Farmers objected to the ing, retailing and writing experience,
change in use of the land, the forestry Chan called Te Whare Ra the modern
industry feared they wouldnt be able and young face of wine-growing in
to use sprays if grapes were growing New Zealand, and cited its wines and
nearby, and church groups objected respect for the environment.
to alcohol. Thats what gets me out of bed in
We visited two more wineries that the morning, says Anna. I want to be
afternoon, ending the day at Te Whare the best. If people have only got one
Ra (Maori for house in the sun). day and can only see five wineries, I
Anna Flowerday, 42, a tall brunette want to be on that list.
with a quick way of speaking, greeted
us at the small cellar door. After a day of touring cellar doors, it
Photo: david bri nn
She and her husband Jason, 38, was a delight to enter Arbour, an inde-
both from wine-making families, pendent restaurant where wed enjoy
bought the 14-hectare wine estate 12 the finest meal of our trip. Located in
years ago. Since then theyve had two a low-slung modern building tucked
sets of twins, now 12 and nine. Were between vineyards, the dining room
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rolling along on the wine trail
had a high ceiling and a dcor in For several years theyd divided their
shades of grey, green and silvera time between the two countries. But
cool, crisp ambience warmed by the after two vintages, Hans said, Why do
smiles of the polite serving staff. we make wines in Switzerland? This
We ordered the four-course prix vineyard is performing better than I
fixe menu, named Just Feed Me. The ever imagined.
feast included a combination of The couple moved to New Zealand
vegetables and sauces with local Ora in 1999 and started the restaurant
King salmon and Cloudy Bay clams, soon after arriving. Their chef, Louis
pork-neck medallions and beef Schindler, immigrated with them.
sirloin, served with wine, of course! Who else would I have? she says.
First a glass of delightful sauvignon This is how we show our wines
blanc, next a fine pinot noir. Chocolate theyre food wines.
mousse with a blueberry-raspberry After lunch, we cycled two miles to
coulis and a glass of imported port Nautilus Estatewhere assistant wine-
was a divine finish. maker Tim Ritchie gave us a tour of
the tank roomand then it was a short
Our second day was to be more ride to our last stop, the pretty gardens
relaxed than the first. Jo gave us a new and cellar of Framingham Wines. Every
map that took us back to the Golden wine wed tasted over our two days
Mile to visit wineries, then to lunch at had been exceptional. At Framingham,
the bistro at Hans Herzog Estate. manager Maureen Hamilton surprised
We dined on fresh skate and lamb on us with a ten-year-old riesling that
a sun-dappled terrace under the plane was unexpectedly dry and flavourful,
treesI felt transported to Provence. a perfect way to end our tour.
Therese Herzog, in her 50s, with a On the way back to the bike shop,
smile for everyone and an ebullient Glen and I savoured the beautiful
laugh, runs the winery bistro and countryside. All was still. It was as if the
restaurant. Before they moved to Marl- vintnersand the grapes themselves
borough, she and Hans had owned a were collectively holding their breath
successful winery and Michelin-starred before the next 24/7 harvest frenzy,
restaurant in Switzerland. less than a month away.
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W
hile we graze over a break- The schools they pioneered host
fast of olives, he lays out his an equal number of Jewish and Arab
vision: We have to create a students respectively, and two teach-
new societyone in which equality ers hold the lessons in both Arabic
between Jews and Arabs is essential, and Hebrew. Judaism, Christianity
sharing power and resources. and Islam are also taught with equal
Briefly pausing to let his concept weight to all students, and each faiths
fully sink in, he continues, respective religious holi-
When Jewish and Arab days are observed.
children dont meet each Emphasis is given not
other in their day-to-day only to ones own culture
liveswhile being raised and language, but also to
in a war zonehow do those of the other. The
you ensure they dont grow kids study two accounts of
up to hate everyone from history: the creation of the
the other side? You have to Jewish homeland and
bring them together and the narrative of the Pales-
let them play side-by-side. tinian struggle.
This is what we do in Hand Executive director This is a revolutionary
Shuli Dichter
in Hand. Where Jews and approach within the tight
Arabs learn together, theres hope for confines of the Israeli educational
a shared society. system. Almost every other school that
This concept was conceived in 1997 teaches the two million children of
by Amin Khalaf, an Arab teacher, and Israel is segregated along racial and
Lee Gordon, a Jewish-American social religious linesnot by law, but by a
activist, after they met while promoting tradition that goes back to before the
Arab-Jewish dialogue in Israel. establishment of the State of Israel in
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1948, when Palestine was Principal Hasan Agbaria a stretch of land known
under the British mandate. and vice principal Masha as the Triangle, an
Arabs go to Arab schools Krasnitsky with pupils at area of Israel thats pre-
and Jews to Jewishthey the Hand in Hand Wadi dominantly Arab. Here
Ara School
always have. is the Bridge over The
This isolation, the lack of contact Wadi School, one of six Hand in Hand
and communication between the two schools in Israel.
communities that both inhabit the Opened in 2004, the school offers
Holy Land, is established from an education to 263 Arab and Jewish
early age. Hand in Hands mission is to students from kindergarten until the
overcome this. age of 12. Significantly, Jewish parents
have to journey into an Arab town for
LOCATED JUST A SHORT DRIVE their children to attend schoolwhich
from the Maanit Kibbutz is the Arab theyve never done before.
town of Kafr Qara. Its situated within Zohar Shachar, a scriptwriter and
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Co-principal Nadia Kinani
says, Many of our students go
on to set up organisations and
projects that foster co-existence
ONLY FIVE MILES from the Wailing can change peoples lives. Our students
Wall and the Dome of the Rock, be- will take that difference with them
tween the Jewish neighbourhood of when they leave.
Pat and the Arab community of Beit Arik nods in agreement as Nadias
Zafafa, stands The Max Rayne Hand in continues, Many of our students go on
Hand Jerusalem School. Its the NGOs to set up organisations and projects
flagship school, offering education to that foster co-existence. Some people
approximately 530 children up to the say that were living in a bubble here,
age of 18. but its the outside that isnt real. You
Following the Hand in Hand phi- cant have two groups occupying the
losophy, the school has co-principals: same land and living lives where they
Nadia Kinani, an Arab from Nazareth, ignore each other.
administrates the lower school, while The director of the educational de-
Arik Saporta, a Jew born in Jerusalem, partment for Hand in Hand is Dr Inas
is the upper-school principal. Deeb, an Arab Israeli who chooses to
Tackling the complex question of the live in the West Bank, making the daily
schools role in fostering co-existence, commute to the school through the
Nadia outlines her thoughts: People Israeli Defence Force checkpoints. She
think well solve the conflict alone, but concludes that its not enough to put
its such a big question, its beyond us two groups of kids together to learn
to change it all. However, we believe and play. It has to be a shared bilin-
we can make a small difference that gual education with equality of status
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December Fiction
By James The Mistletoe Murder
Walton
and Other Stories
by P D James (Faber, 10)
This beautifully produced book brings
together four stories that the late P D James
wrote for various newspapers and magazines
keen on giving their readers something nice
and murderous for Christmas. All find her on
James writes top form, her writing as elegant and unhurried as ever,
and presents even when faced with the tricky task of providing fully
the BBC Radio realised characters, a thoroughly imagined setting and
4 literary quiz
The Write Stuff
a proper murder plot in around 30 pages.
Perhaps because they were written for Christmas,
the stories tend to the traditional, with country houses,
locked rooms and last-minute twists a speciality. (I dont
think Ill have another case like it, reflects Jamess regular
detective Adam Dalgliesh at the end of one tale. It was
pure Agatha Christie.) Nonetheless, this touching respect
for the conventions of the genre doesnt prevent James from
supplying a psychological and social depth not generally
found in those earlier writers she so clearly admires. She
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also adds touches of genuine
Childrens Books
creepiness, especially in A Very
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events take a far darker turn than Daves Cave by Frann Preston-
anything in Christie. Gannon (Nosy Crow, 5.99,
under-5s) Charming book about
A Fairy Tale a cave-hunting Neanderthal
for Christmas thats set to become a new bed-
by Chrissie Manby time classicalways welcome
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In chapter one of Chrissie tired of the old ones.
Manbys latest novel we Jinks and OHare Funfair
meet 32-year-old Kirsty, Repair by Philip Reeve and
whos trying hard not to Sarah McIntyre (OUP, 8.99,
notice that her fab new boyfriend is a 59 years) Great mix of words
bit arrogant and doesnt always make and pictures in a thrilling
her feel good about herself. Chapter adventure on a funfair planet.
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subplots she manages to throw in The Road to Ever After
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infectious fondness for the characters full of wonders.
and plenty of good jokes.
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BOOKS
Christmas Curiosities
Mark Forsyth begins his
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Forsyth (right) suggests, is that
we no longer think of any of it as
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get this way?
For those who want to sound
clever, he says, the two usual
answers are that Christmas is all
pagan, or that it was invented by the that Gregory of Nazianzus started
Victoriansneither of which is true. another great Yuletide tradition by
Christmas is not a Christian version complaining that feasting to excess
of the Roman feast of Saturnalia, was blinding people to the true
and it was already being described meaning of Christmas.
as the mother of all festivals in Forsyth made his name with fact-
386ADthe same year, incidentally, filled but witty books about unusual
words. Now he applies the same
A Christmas combination of careful research and
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behind our Yuletide the invention of crackers to how a
Traditions by Mark fourth-century Turkish bishop ended
Forsyth is published up travelling the sky in a reindeer-
by Viking at 9.99. driven sleigh. And, here, to carols
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Then in the 18th and 19th centuries provided they print them just as
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changed all the time. For example, he is. Look in any hymn-book and
the co-founder of Methodism Hark the Herald Angels Sing will
Charles Wesley wrote a carol that be clearly listed: words by Wesley,
began: Hark how all the welkin tune by Mendelssohn.
thousand bonus points going against the explicit, written
if you can name any.) wishes of both the lyricist
and the composer.
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As Harry Potter and the Cursed Child continues to wow
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1. peruse[B] to read thoroughly. 9. moor[C] secure. We took
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CV and cover note.
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the union. Wimbledon is the most important
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6. divination[A] supernatural
foresight. The villagers were 14. chivvy[A] to chase. The
frightened by the womans talent librarian chivvied the noisy children
for divination. from the room.
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BrainTeasers
Challenge yourself by solving these puzzles and mind stretchers,
then check your answers on page 139.
BEEHIVE
Without going over a
line, trace a path from
the bee to the flower.
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A TALL ORDER NO MORE,
Order these digits from shortest to tallest in only NO LESS
three moves. A move consists of taking a single digit Find a path from
out of the line and reinserting it at another position. the highlighted
64
1 at the top of the
52
box to the high-
lighted 3 at the
3
bottom. You may
move horizontally
1 or vertically but
not diagonally.
The sum of all the
numbers in your
DISSECTION
path, including
Can you divide the grid below into three rotated
the two high-
(A TALL ORDER) DARREN RIGBY; (DISSECTI ON, N O MORE, NO LESS) M ARCE L DANE SI
1 1 3 4
2 0 1 0
8 3 9 8
4 4 0 5
8 9 1 2
9 8 5 2
5 7 8 2
5 7 8 1
SEQUENCER
What should come next in the following sequence? 0 3 6 1
6 7 5 1
4 2 9 7 16 14 25 ? 9 7 6 3
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BRAIN TEASERS
CROSSWISE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
Test your general
8
knowledge
9 10
ACROSS
01 Heat or
friendliness (6) 11 12
04 Expensive (6)
09 Naked (2,3,4)
10 Fluid in pens (3) 13 14 15 16 17
11 Poor light or 18
sadness (5)
19 20 21 22
12 Bombing attack
from overhead
(3-4)
23 24
13 Sale of tickets
to win prizes (6)
15 Reject all
25 26
connection
with (6)
19 Artists sketch (7) 16 Make ___, encroach (7)
21 Earth forced up between 17 T
raffic sign meaning keep out (2,5)
furrows (5) 18 Violent behaviour (5)
23 Travel across snow (3) 19 C
lub for dancing (5)
24 Move over a larger area (6,3) 20 E
dition (of a magazine, etc) (5)
25 Unwrapped (a present) (6) 22 S
laver, drivel (5)
26 US actress, ___ Judd (6)
DOWN
18 Aggro 19 Disco 20 Issue 22 Drool
14 Fragile 16 Inroads 17 No Entry
01 Complainer (7) 5 Refer 6 Chicago 7 Yoked 8 Pumas
02 Clothes or music in the 1 Whinger 2 Retro 3 Thermal
style of the recent past (5) Down:
03 Rising current of hot
air (7)
24 Spread Out 25 Opened 26 Ashley
15 Disown 19 Drawing 21 Ridge 23 Ski
05 _ __ to, mention (5) 10 Ink 11 Gloom 12 Air Raid 13 Raffle
06 USAs windy city (7) 1 Warmth 4 Pricey 9 In The Buff
07 Linked like oxen (5) Across:
08 Large mountain wild cats (5)
ANSWERS
14 Easily broken or damaged (7)
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READERS DIGEST
BrainTeasers: Answers
50 PRIZE QUESTION
BEEHIVE
Answer published in
the January issue
When Robert threw die A,
Bett Wager paid him 15;
when Karen threw die B,
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C D
The first correct answer
SEQUENCER NO MORE,
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23. The odd- NO LESS
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1 1 3 4
positions are
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square numbers 8 3 9 8 ANSWER TO NOVEMBERS
in ascending 4 4 0 5 PRIZE QUESTION
order (4, 9, 8 9 1 2
16, 25.) Even- ((13+5) x (3+2) x 11) +7
9 8 5 2
numbered = 997
positions are 5 7 8 2
occupied by 5 7 8 1 There are ten other possible
the result of 0 3 6 1 solutions.
subtracting two 6 7 5 1
from each pre- AND THE 50 GOES TO
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ceding number.
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60-Second Stand-Up
We chatted to sardonic-yet-sensitive soul Sam Simmons
Alan Davies
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The actor discusses
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new Jonathan Creek.
Think of a witty caption for this cartoonthe
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