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"Noteworthy" Chapter Sampler
"Noteworthy" Chapter Sampler
M O N D AY M O R N I N G WA S T H E W O R S T P O S S I B L E T I M E
to have an existential crisis, I decided on a Monday morning,
while having an existential crisis.
Ideal crisis hours were obviously Friday afternoons, because
you had a full weekend afterward to turn back into a person.
You could get away with Saturday if you were efficient about it.
Mondays, thoughon Mondays, you had to size up the tsunami
of work that loomed in the near distance and cobble together a
survival strategy. There was no time for the crisis cycle: 1) teary
breakdown, 2) self-indulgent wallowing, 3) questioning whether
life had meaning, and 4) limping toward recovery. Four nifty
stages. Like the water cycle, but soul-crushing.
I scanned the list posted on the stage door for the sixth time,
hoping my eyesight had mysteriously failed me the first five
times. Nope. No magical appearance of a callback for Jordan Sun,
junior. I was a reject, like last year, and the year before.
I moved away from the stage door with dreamy slowness.
My fellow rejects and I drifted down the hall, unspeaking. Katie
Woods wore a hollow, shocked expression, as if shed just seen
somebody get mauled by a bear. Ash Crawford moved with the
Like all the offices on the top floor of Palmer Hall, Reeses was
sterilized white and too bright for comfort, small lights gleam-
ing down from on high. At best, it gave off the atmosphere of a
hospital room. At worst, an interrogation chamber from a 1970s
cop movie.
Behind a cluttered desk, Reese adjusted her silver-gray frames.
Her lined eyes glowed up at me, amplified by thick glass. The lady
had a way of making everyone feel the height of your average
garden gnome, even those of us who stood five foot ten. She
never got less terrifying, but you could get used to it, in the way
that when you watch the same horror movie repeatedly, the jump
scares start to lose their sting.
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W H AT A N I M P ER T I N EN T T H I N G I S A YO U N G G I R L
bred in a nunnery! Lydia jabbed an accusatory finger at me as
she approached. How full of questions! Prithee no more, Hellena;
I have told thee more than thou understandst already. Lydia
Humphreys, my ex-roommate, had a football-helmet-shaped bob
of platinum blond hair and a voice that bounced off the amphi-
theater steps like a solid object.
I flashed a coy smile and sauntered backward. The mores my
grief. I would fain know as much as you, which makes me so
inquisitive. Nor is it enough to know you are a lover, when . . . I
grimaced and rewound. To know you are a lover, when . . . shit.
Should I start again? Lydia said, drifting out of character.
I dont think itll help. Im so sorry, I should know these.
She waved it off. Its a short scene. We have until Friday.
Yeah. Ill get it together. Sorry.
Really, its fine, Lydia said. I hunted her freckled face for a
trace of displeasure and came up empty. She looked mild and
unbothered, but then again, she always looked mild and unboth-
ered. Lydia had grown up with her grandparents and inherited all
of her grandmothers mild, unbothered facial expressions. When
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