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November 1978

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magai
^w ..alcd fantaiy
.

\buVe seen the movie!


\buVe read the book!
Now vou can read the shirts!

What else? From ihe National Lampoon,


world's great hunters of your loose bucks,
comes the T-shirt and the "softball" shirt
one of ihe

from
Made
each
Make
from
in large,
HW
medium. or
jxTccni machine washable cotton. $4.93
small, plus oO cents for handling.
sure to Indicate color in addition to small, medium, or
the first NalLamp film. National Lampoon's large.

Animal House.
Now you can wear ilie glorious Arii/ituf JIouu softball shirt National Lampoon, Inc., Dept. HMAHl 178
with three-quarter length sleeves in blushing crimson to go 635 Madison Avenue HyouOonoiwistitocutiftecounonin
along with the Banting N.LA.H logo on the front and the
statement on the back that gives you complete license to enjoy
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want!" And listen, vou don't have to be college students to


wear the shirt. You can be sixteen or sixty, semilkeraie orjust a Yes, I would like to join the house. Please send dm
dropout or never-went, like the guy who wrote this the T-shirts I have checked below
adv. ..who cares. We'll sell you anything.
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Bluto, Otter, Pinto, the entire "unholy seven'" w ho help make ''Please include (ill cents liir |nsi.ige and handling for
Animal House the funniest movie since Getting Gertie's Garter.
each shirt.)
Comes in Hamini; orange will; black caricatures and red and
black lettering or in your basic beige with the same trim-
mings. On the back is the brilliantly conceived slogan, "It was

Address- . .. . .

the Deltas against the rules the roles lost!" 'litis slogan re-

ceived fiist prize at the American -Slogan Contest held only


this past July in fkusc. Idaho, the slogan capital of America.
Not every man
CHAIN can handle Metaxa.
MAIL
you got io be kidding, t

s all.

hen ihemaga/inc first

appeared. I was hoping for the


underground gone over. Can't those
Europeans imagine anything between,
beyond, or through
?Man

1
j day I he whole underlying tens o!

tfotii tnaganne is rape/ sadism /be


hi all buy your et
us forms, l

magazine for one or two stories a n

halfwould be belter im
Krupp Mail Order. Lid.

tr Editors:

in. people! I i

i, Heavy Metal. The


:en very good and ex-
.-ripling and plain (?) tii'linn

the lime that one has co


thorough cover-to-cover savi

realizes that you are rather cm


You tease us wiih onK snuill -\

the type of material we would i


longer than you allow. Bra

"Ozone Alley" in the May issue, and


Bihannn and Druillet's conllibulion

the July mag.


Also, is there any way us common I

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Chain Mail. 1

.Henceforth.
The New Tales of the Arabian Nights, Sindbad in the Land of Jinn, by Corben and Strnad.6
Exterminator 17, by Bilal, 15

Orion, by Morrow, 22
The Great Trap, by Sire, 27
Gail, by Dniillet, 40

The Garage, by Moebius, 45


Galactic Geographic, by Kofoed, 48
Off-Season, by Zha and Claveloux, 50
Empire, by Samuel Delany and Howard Chaykin, 60
Surgical Tactics by Bissette, 80
Heilman, by Voss, 82
So Beautiful and So Dangerous, by McKie.
Front cover, Helen of Troy, by Marcus Boas
Back cover, May I Have a Cup of Dilithium Crystals, Please, by Bill Selby

"Empire," by Samuel Delany and Howard Cnaykln. copyright 5 1978, Byron Preiss Visual Publications. Inc.
"Sindbad In the Land of Jinn," from The New Tales of trie Arabian Nights, copyright 1978. by Richard Corben a
"So Beautiful and So Dangerous." copyright B 197B, by Angus McKie.
"Orion," copyright 6 I97B. by Gray Morrow.
"Galactic Geographic," copyright >! 1978. by Karl Kotoed.
"Exterminator 17." by Bilal, "The Great Trap" by Sire, "Gall," by Drulllet, "The Garage." by Moebius. "Off-Season," by Zha arid
Claveloux, and "Heilman." by Voss are all from Metal Hurtant, copyright 1976, 1977, 1978. Metal Hurtant \s published by L.F. Edllio
:

Les Humanoldes Associes, Paris. Reprinted by permission.


"Surgical Tactics," copyright 6
1918 by Steve Bisselte
"Helen ot Troy." copyright ! 1978, by Marcus Boas.
"May Have a Cup ot Dilithium Crystals, Please." copyright
I
: 1978. by Bin Selby.

r: George S. Agnglli, Si,

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...HENCEFORTH...
"What's Wrong with This Picture?"
is a game popular with Sunday kid-
'
ji
die page readers, Zapruder film-
walchers, and, well ... us. Every
issue,
little

publishing
not
we

easy
like to include a
what we

magazine that goes


months before
game call

it
in

"typos." It is
to make mistakes in a

goes on
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to
couple of

press
sale.
lucrative

There
four
Ml
is time too much time to make
corrections. The prying eyes of
managing and copy editors often
spot the work of what we in the
fiscally rewarding printing trade call

"gremlins."
$3t
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imagine,
Ellison's
was no easy
getting
"Croatoan"
task, as
the
out
you can
pages
of
of
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September. jJBk
crossed with silver, disguises donned,
tapes erased. Last month it was sim- ^^^.
ple,
printer
by comparison, convincing the
to leave author-artist Gray
^^.
Morrow's name off ihe title panel of
his strip "Orion," and having the
word "calendar" dropped out of the
calendar ad.

This month has been a bitch. We 1^^/^ ^^I^Si


[bought of running "Gail"
backwards, but realized no one
would notice. Everything else was ar-
riving in tarn per- proof packages
from France and England. It looked
hopeless. And then, it happened. this edition. Chaos, glorious chaos! Next month, if everything goes ac-
Art director Workman took a run cording to plan (snicker, snicker), we
The Chaykin/Delany Empire book and slam-dunked 20 color pages into will have a 12-page Moebius detective
excerpt, which we had planned to run the middle of the book. Wonder how story for your Yuletide delectation.
in December, got bumped forward to it'll all turnout? But, maybe not ....

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EXPLORER
COLONY 6
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previously recorded. .

li .'.graphic" KM. May *78). Ihis

phoio from an overlook 01


i iisclr re inly ihc
above [he horizon.
.ire pulverized li\ ihc ma^nj-shcN hu-
ll .re Ihc; can damage Ihc culoiiy. hul
alsodeep bcncaih [he surface of ihc
|jlc\whcrc darker bands ol' hluc pro-

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I animals of [his

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Of special ink-rest u> Ihc scientist sin

Mir group uas Ihc artificial sun lhal


mimed ihc slaiship. slowl) creating a
,l.n and nil' hi I'm the surface und [he

cupula. I'crhaps as interesting as ihc


slarship itselfwas Ihc strained social
situation of having everyone present.

From [he Stellar Journals


Karl Kofbi'd
^M{|
.

...and a sleek, r; "Though you saved my life. I'd still be a


away from the Kunduke di fool to trust you. All I'll say is that o
searched for a tiny fiKhiinj: craft .stop is a world called .
...Cm!" Hurl a handful of light years
over your shoulder, fall past a pocked and

The tiny ship, sea water steaming from


her hull-plates, settled among the huge
ore freighters in the mine city of Mala
bolge.
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"Lord Akbrum. since your return from the Kundiike conference, a report has come in. We think it's Qre
H
"Wryn. take this! Blaz. get them back to the Proteus. Grimke, you know about the shafts to the surface?"
'hen let's start
arching down there."
"Qrelonl You must have come up one of "This is your first trip all the way up.
the other shafts. What a sight for sore How do you like what you see. Grimke?"
eyes!"

"It's good to see the three of you again, more distressed, until suddenly he
turned...
A J
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v
..I'd let you die in a minute."
mmmrls. IJrrlmi! Msiylic we'll Aw(A die now!"

"And you still smell like a viperous


desert-liiard in estrus. It's good to see you.
"Qrelon, my sister in crime! As long as you vibik."
hate the Kunduke, you are as a mother to me and
as a daughter.
AifeiiJi; seared the Crvxian sanck
Vi .,!..! tin- ilr.rri :;, ,1 ;
tramped hnur upon hour. And again Wryn
began to wonder ho* he bad become yari
of (his violent, dirty, sweaty hand.

V-.

"The simple story, boy? Once I lived on aalush and


beautiful u'orld: the Kundukc raped it. gnashed it, twisted
it and tortured it into soim-tliiru: iijily. hideous unfit for

animal or huin;in life. Thai's svliiit ihc legends say -in those
corners of the universe where am legend. Bui when you
1

consider how big a world is. and just bow much you'd have
to do to rape, smash, and twist the extent of it.. .well, then
you begin to ri'ali/.i' wlml ;isimnli- minded story that is. The
complex one-the one you might even say was true? Bah!
It's too hot for stories today, boy!"
"Then don't tell me stories. Qrelon. Tell me facts. What
are those two fragments we left behind on the Proteus?
What is this plan you talk about'.' tjrelim. what is it you

HEAVY METAL 73
7? HEAVY METAL
"Why do they want to watch sunset from here? I mean, in half an hour, even the most glorious sunset-'

"But you know nothing about the sands f this desert. At sunset, when the temperature lowers...
a chemical change make.- the s;miis suddenly cr.y.stali/t!"
roops with anger a:
\-*l?
Lord Akbrum screamed ir
"I think you're right. Captain. Sunsets
the vitryl panels had severed, al a
are one thing, but local desert skirmishes
I'k'sh, nerve, MikkI, ;ind hone.
And while Lord Akbrum leaped after are another. Attention: all porches closed!
Prepare to takeoff!"
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The ship's anii -gravity lifts were silent. Wryti was so upset that, for a m
Beiow. on the glittering sands, brawling he didn't even feel the hand i

shapes shouted. squealed, and cursed. shoulder. Then...


SURGICAL TACTICS iS^asa^i
gpn &M/tfO/vE> 0Y THE
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