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Filmsourcing presents
Filmsourcing
Running time......................................................87 min
Genre..................................................................Comedy/Drama
Year.....................................................................2014
Language............................................................English
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synopsis
Now that there is the Tec-9, a crappy spray gun from South Miami. This gun is advertised as the most
popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that shit? It actually says that in the little book that comes
with it: the most popular gun in American crime. Like they’re actually proud of that shit. Yeah, I like animals
better than people sometimes... Especially dogs. Dogs are the best. Every time you come home, they act
like they haven’t seen you in a year. And the good thing about dogs... is they got different dogs for different
people. Like pit bulls. The dog of dogs. Pit bull can be the right man’s best friend... or the wrong man’s worst
enemy. You going to give me a dog for a pet, give me a pit bull. Give me... Raoul. Right, Omar? Give me Raoul.
director’s statement
Look, just because I don’t be givin’ no man a foot massage don’t make it right for Marsellus
to throw Antwone into a glass motherfuckin’ house, fuckin’ up the way the nigger talks.
Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, ‘cause I’ll kill the motherfucker,
know what I’m sayin’?
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the
tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the
weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost
children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who
would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord
when I lay My vengeance upon thee.
You think water moves fast? You should see ice. It moves like it has a mind. Like it knows
it killed the world once and got a taste for murder. After the avalanche, it took us a week to
climb out. Now, I don’t know exactly when we turned on each other, but I know that seven of
us survived the slide... and only five made it out. Now we took an oath, that I’m breaking now.
We said we’d say it was the snow that killed the other two, but it wasn’t. Nature is lethal but it
doesn’t hold a candle to man.
Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with
my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face
sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well,
that’s what you see at a toy store. And you must think you’re in a toy store, because you’re
here shopping for an infant named Jeb.
Lars Oblong
Producer’s statement
Your bones don’t break, mine do. That’s clear. Your cells react to bacteria and viruses
differently than mine. You don’t get sick, I do. That’s also clear. But for some reason, you
and I react the exact same way to water. We swallow it too fast, we choke. We get some in
our lungs, we drown. However unreal it may seem, we are connected, you and I. We’re on the
same curve, just on opposite ends.
My money’s in that office, right? If she start giving me some bullshit about it ain’t there, and
we got to go someplace else and get it, I’m gonna shoot you in the head then and there. Then
I’m gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn money is. She gonna
tell me too. Hey, look at me when I’m talking to you, motherfucker. You listen: we go in there,
and that nigga Winston or anybody else is in there, you the first motherfucker to get shot. You
understand?
Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this
shit while I’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can’t
give you this case, it don’t belong to me. Besides, I’ve already been through too much shit this
morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.
Now that we know who you are, I know who I am. I’m not a mistake! It all makes sense! In a
comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain’s going to be? He’s the exact opposite
of the hero. And most times they’re friends, like you and me! I should’ve known way back
when... You know why, David? Because of the kids. They called me Mr Glass.
Marvin Circle
Cast
Cast
CREW
“ Like you, I used to think the world was this great place where
everybody lived by the same standards I did, then some kid with a
nail showed me I was living in his world, a world where chaos rules
not order, a world where righteousness is not rewarded.”
Jill Journalist, FILM REVIEWS ONLINE
“ He’s the exact opposite of the hero. And most times they’re
friends, like you and me!”
Boris Bigshot, TINY FILM FESTIVAL
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CREDITS
CAST CREW
Auntie Elise................... Tilda Thespian Art Director............................................................ Adam Artiste, Carol Creative, Ian Imagine
Buster’s voice over....... Randy Rasp Props and Costumes............................................. Hector Hero
CREDITS
CAST CRew sound department
Ho Headphone - recording supervisor
Peter Protagonist Producer
Harry Handsup - boom operator
Seth Scruffy Marvin Moneyman
Quinn Quiet - supervising sound editor
Lisa Loveinterest Writer Max Mix - sound mixer
Petra Pouts Patrick Precious Faris Fade - sound mixer