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A Modest Proposal
A Modest Proposal
A Modest Proposal
For Preventing the Children of Poor People in Ireland From Being a Burden to
their Parents or Country, and for Making them Beneficial to the Public
By Jonathan Swift
1729
Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) was an Anglo-Irish essayist, writer, and political pamphleteer best known for his
book, Gulliver’s Travels. In “A Modest Proposal,” published in 1729, Swift makes an argument about poverty
in Ireland by offering an interesting solution. As you read, determine how Swift's tone helps reveal the
message of the piece.
[1] I think it is agreed by all parties that this prodigious number of children in the arms, or on the backs, or
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at the heels of their mothers, and frequently of their fathers, is in the present deplorable state of the
kingdom a very great additional grievance; and, therefore, whoever could find out a fair, cheap, and
easy method of making these children sound, useful members of the commonwealth, would deserve
so well of the public as to have his statue set up for a preserver of the nation.
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But my intention is very far from being confined to provide only for the children of professed beggars;
it is of a much greater extent, and shall take in the whole number of infants at a certain age who are
born of parents in effect as little able to support them as those who demand our charity in the streets.
As to my own part, having turned my thoughts for many years upon this important subject, and
maturely weighed the several schemes of other projectors, I have always found them grossly mistaken
in the computation. It is true, a child just dropped from its dam may be supported by her milk for a
solar year, with little other nourishment; at most not above the value of 2s., which the mother may
certainly get, or the value in scraps, by her lawful occupation of begging; and it is exactly at one year
old that I propose to provide for them in such a manner as instead of being a charge upon their
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parents or the parish, or wanting food and raiment for the rest of their lives, they shall on the contrary
contribute to the feeding, and partly to the clothing, of many thousands.
There is likewise another great advantage in my scheme, that it will prevent those voluntary abortions,
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and that horrid practice of women murdering their bastard children, alas! too frequent among us!
sacrificing the poor innocent babes I doubt more to avoid the expense than the shame, which would
move tears and pity in the most savage and inhuman breast.
The number of souls in this kingdom being usually reckoned one million and a half, of these I calculate
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there may be about two hundred thousand couple whose wives are breeders; from which number I
subtract thirty thousand couples who are able to maintain their own children, although I apprehend
there cannot be so many, under the present distresses of the kingdom; but this being granted, there
will remain an hundred and seventy thousand breeders. I again subtract fifty thousand for those
women who miscarry, or whose children die by accident or disease within the year. There only remains
one hundred and twenty thousand children of poor parents annually born. The question therefore is,
how this number shall be reared and provided for, which, as I have already said, under the present
situation of affairs, is utterly impossible by all the methods hitherto proposed. For we can neither
employ them in handicraft or agriculture; we neither build houses (I mean in the country) nor cultivate
land: they can very seldom pick up a livelihood by stealing, till they arrive at six years old, except where
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they are of towardly parts, although I confess they learn the rudiments much earlier, during which
time, they can however be properly looked upon only as probationers, as I have been informed by a
principal gentleman in the county of Cavan, who protested to me that he never knew above one or two
instances under the age of six, even in a part of the kingdom so renowned for the quickest proficiency
in that art.
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[5] I am assured by our merchants, that a boy or a girl before twelve years old is no salable commodity;
and even when they come to this age they will not yield above three pounds, or three pounds and half-
a-crown at most on the exchange; which cannot turn to account either to the parents or kingdom, the
charge of nutriment and rags having been at least four times that value.
I shall now therefore humbly propose my own thoughts, which I hope will not be liable to the least
objection.
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I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy
child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed,
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roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout. I do
therefore humbly offer it to public consideration that of the hundred and twenty thousand children
already computed, twenty thousand may be reserved for breed, whereof only one-fourth part to be
males; which is more than we allow to sheep, black cattle or swine; and my reason is, that these
children are seldom the fruits of marriage, a circumstance not much regarded by our savages,
therefore one male will be sufficient to serve four females. That the remaining hundred thousand may,
at a year old, be offered in the sale to the persons of quality and fortune through the kingdom; always
advising the mother to let them suck plentifully in the last month, so as to render them plump and fat
for a good table. A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends; and when the family
dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or
salt will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter.
I have reckoned upon a medium that a child just born will weigh 12 pounds, and in a solar year, if
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tolerably nursed, increaseth to 28 pounds. I grant this food will be somewhat dear, and therefore
very proper for landlords, who, as they have already devoured most of the parents, seem to have the
best title to the children.
Infant's flesh will be in season throughout the year, but more plentiful in March, and a little before and
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after; for we are told by a grave author, an eminent French physician, that fish being a prolific diet,
there are more children born in Roman Catholic countries about nine months after Lent than at any
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other season; therefore, reckoning a year after Lent, the markets will be more glutted than usual,
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because the number of popish infants is at least three to one in this kingdom: and therefore it will
have one other collateral advantage, by lessening the number of papists among us.
[10] I have already computed the charge of nursing a beggar's child (in which list I reckon all cottagers,
laborers, and four-fifths of the farmers) to be about two shillings per annum, rags included; and I
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believe no gentleman would repine to give ten shillings for the carcass of a good fat child, which, as
I have said, will make four dishes of excellent nutritive meat, when he hath only some particular friend
or his own family to dine with him. Thus the squire will learn to be a good landlord, and grow popular
among his tenants; the mother will have eight shillings net profit, and be fit for work till she produces
another child.
Those who are more thrifty (as I must confess the times require) may flay the carcass; the skin of which
artificially dressed will make admirable gloves for ladies, and summer boots for fine gentlemen.
As to our city of Dublin, shambles may be appointed for this purpose in the most convenient parts of it,
and butchers we may be assured will not be wanting; although I rather recommend buying the
children alive, and dressing them hot from the knife, as we do roasting pigs.
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A very worthy person, a true lover of his country, and whose virtues I highly esteem, was lately pleased
in discoursing on this matter to offer a refinement upon my scheme. He said that many gentlemen of
this kingdom, having of late destroyed their deer, he conceived that the want of venison might be well
supplied by the bodies of young lads and maidens, not exceeding fourteen years of age nor under
twelve; so great a number of both sexes in every country being now ready to starve for want of work
and service; and these to be disposed of by their parents, if alive, or otherwise by their nearest
relations. But with due deference to so excellent a friend and so deserving a patriot, I cannot be
altogether in his sentiments; for as to the males, my American acquaintance assured me, from
frequent experience, that their flesh was generally tough and lean, like that of our schoolboys by
continual exercise, and their taste disagreeable; and to fatten them would not answer the charge. Then
as to the females, it would, I think, with humble submission be a loss to the public, because they soon
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would become breeders themselves; and besides, it is not improbable that some scrupulous people
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might be apt to censure such a practice (although indeed very unjustly), as a little bordering upon
cruelty; which, I confess, hath always been with me the strongest objection against any project,
however so well intended.
But in order to justify my friend, he confessed that this expedient was put into his head by the famous
Psalmanazar, a native of the island Formosa, who came from thence to London above twenty years
ago, and in conversation told my friend, that in his country when any young person happened to be
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put to death, the executioner sold the carcass to persons of quality as a prime dainty; and that in his
time the body of a plump girl of fifteen, who was crucified for an attempt to poison the emperor, was
sold to his imperial majesty's prime minister of state, and other great mandarins of the court, in joints
from the gibbet, at four hundred crowns. Neither indeed can I deny, that if the same use were made of
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several plump young girls in this town, who without one single groat to their fortunes cannot stir
abroad without a chair, and appear at playhouse and assemblies in foreign fineries which they never
will pay for, the kingdom would not be the worse.
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[15] Some persons of a desponding spirit are in great concern about that vast number of poor people,
who are aged, diseased, or maimed, and I have been desired to employ my thoughts what course may
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be taken to ease the nation of so grievous an encumbrance. But I am not in the least pain upon that
matter, because it is very well known that they are every day dying and rotting by cold and famine, and
filth and vermin, as fast as can be reasonably expected. And as to the young laborers, they are now in
as hopeful a condition; they cannot get work, and consequently pine away for want of nourishment, to
a degree that if at any time they are accidentally hired to common labor, they have not strength to
perform it; and thus the country and themselves are happily delivered from the evils to come.
I have too long digressed, and therefore shall return to my subject. I think the advantages by the
proposal which I have made are obvious and many, as well as of the highest importance.
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For first, as I have already observed, it would greatly lessen the number of papists, with whom we are
yearly overrun, being the principal breeders of the nation as well as our most dangerous enemies; and
who stay at home on purpose with a design to deliver the kingdom to the Pretender, hoping to take
their advantage by the absence of so many good protestants, who have chosen rather to leave their
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country than stay at home and pay tithes against their conscience to an episcopal curate.
Secondly, The poorer tenants will have something valuable of their own, which by law may be made
liable to distress and help to pay their landlord's rent, their corn and cattle being already seized, and
money a thing unknown.
Thirdly, Whereas the maintenance of an hundred thousand children, from two years old and upward,
cannot be computed at less than ten shillings a-piece per annum, the nation's stock will be thereby
increased fifty thousand pounds per annum, beside the profit of a new dish introduced to the tables of
all gentlemen of fortune in the kingdom who have any refinement in taste. And the money will
circulate among ourselves, the goods being entirely of our own growth and manufacture.
[20] Fourthly, The constant breeders, beside the gain of eight shillings sterling per annum by the sale of
their children, will be rid of the charge of maintaining them after the first year.
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Fifthly, This food would likewise bring great custom to taverns; where the vintners will certainly be so
prudent as to procure the best receipts for dressing it to perfection, and consequently have their
houses frequented by all the fine gentlemen, who justly value themselves upon their knowledge in
good eating: and a skilful cook, who understands how to oblige his guests, will contrive to make it as
expensive as they please.
Sixthly, This would be a great inducement to marriage, which all wise nations have either encouraged
by rewards or enforced by laws and penalties. It would increase the care and tenderness of mothers
toward their children, when they were sure of a settlement for life to the poor babes, provided in some
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sort by the public, to their annual profit instead of expense. We should see an honest emulation
among the married women, which of them could bring the fattest child to the market. Men would
become as fond of their wives during the time of their pregnancy as they are now of their mares in
foal, their cows in calf, their sows when they are ready to farrow; nor offer to beat or kick them (as is
too frequent a practice) for fear of a miscarriage.
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Many other advantages might be enumerated. For instance, the addition of some thousand
carcasses in our exportation of barreled beef, the propagation of swine's flesh, and improvement in
the art of making good bacon, so much wanted among us by the great destruction of pigs, too frequent
at our tables; which are no way comparable in taste or magnificence to a well-grown, fat, yearling child,
which roasted whole will make a considerable figure at a lord mayor's feast or any other public
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entertainment. But this and many others I omit, being studious of brevity.
24. One tenth of yearly earnings, taken as a tax for the church and clergy
25. A clergyman of a church governed by or having bishops—Swift is referring to the Catholic Church
26. Wine makers or experts
27. Emulation (noun): the effort or desire to equal or surpass another or others
28. Enumerate (verb): to count or list
29. Brevity (noun): briefness
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Supposing that one thousand families in this city, would be constant customers for infants flesh,
besides others who might have it at merry meetings, particularly at weddings and christenings, I
compute that Dublin would take off annually about twenty thousand carcasses; and the rest of the
kingdom (where probably they will be sold somewhat cheaper) the remaining eighty thousand.
[25] I can think of no one objection, that will possibly be raised against this proposal, unless it should be
urged, that the number of people will be thereby much lessened in the kingdom. This I freely own, and
'twas indeed one principal design in offering it to the world. I desire the reader will observe, that I
calculate my remedy for this one individual Kingdom of Ireland, and for no other that ever was, is, or, I
think, ever can be upon Earth.
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Therefore let no man talk to me of other expedients: Of taxing our absentees at five shillings a
pound: Of using neither cloaths, nor household furniture, except what is of our own growth and
manufacture: Of utterly rejecting the materials and instruments that promote foreign luxury: Of curing
the expensiveness of pride, vanity, idleness, and gaming in our women: Of introducing a vein of
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parsimony, prudence and temperance: Of learning to love our country, wherein we differ even from
Laplanders, and the inhabitants of Topinamboo: Of quitting our animosities and factions, nor acting
any longer like the Jews, who were murdering one another at the very moment their city was taken: Of
being a little cautious not to sell our country and consciences for nothing: Of teaching landlords to
have at least one degree of mercy towards their tenants. Lastly, of putting a spirit of honesty, industry,
and skill into our shop-keepers, who, if a resolution could now be taken to buy only our native goods,
would immediately unite to cheat and exact upon us in the price, the measure, and the goodness, nor
could ever yet be brought to make one fair proposal of just dealing, though often and earnestly invited
to it.
Therefore I repeat, let no man talk to me of these and the like expedients, 'till he hath at least some
glympse of hope, that there will ever be some hearty and sincere attempt to put them into practice.
But, as to my self, having been wearied out for many years with offering vain, idle, visionary thoughts,
and at length utterly despairing of success, I fortunately fell upon this proposal, which, as it is wholly
new, so it hath something solid and real, of no expence and little trouble, full in our own power, and
whereby we can incur no danger in disobliging England. For this kind of commodity will not bear
exportation, and flesh being of too tender a consistence, to admit a long continuance in salt, although
perhaps I could name a country, which would be glad to eat up our whole nation without it.
After all, I am not so violently bent upon my own opinion as to reject any offer proposed by wise men,
which shall be found equally innocent, cheap, easy, and effectual. But before something of that kind
shall be advanced in contradiction to my scheme, and offering a better, I desire the author or authors
will be pleased maturely to consider two points.
[30] First, as things now stand, how they will be able to find food and raiment for an hundred thousand
useless mouths and backs.
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And secondly, there being a round million of creatures in human figure throughout this kingdom,
whose whole subsistence put into a common stock would leave them in debt two millions of pounds
sterling, adding those who are beggars by profession to the bulk of farmers, cottagers, and laborers,
with their wives and children who are beggars in effect: I desire those politicians who dislike my
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overture, and may perhaps be so bold as to attempt an answer, that they will first ask the parents of
these mortals, whether they would not at this day think it a great happiness to have been sold for food,
at a year old in the manner I prescribe, and thereby have avoided such a perpetual scene of
misfortunes as they have since gone through by the oppression of landlords, the impossibility of
paying rent without money or trade, the want of common sustenance, with neither house nor clothes
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to cover them from the inclemencies of the weather, and the most inevitable prospect of entailing
the like or greater miseries upon their breed for ever.
I profess, in the sincerity of my heart, that I have not the least personal interest in endeavoring to
promote this necessary work, having no other motive than the public good of my country, by
advancing our trade, providing for infants, relieving the poor, and giving some pleasure to the rich. I
have no children by which I can propose to get a single penny; the youngest being nine years old, and
my wife past child-bearing.
The End
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Text-Dependent Questions
Directions: For the following questions, choose the best answer or respond in complete sentences.
1. PART A: Which TWO of the following statements best describe the central ideas of the [RI.2]
text?
A. Poor families are just going to keep growing, so it’s best to leave them to starve
themselves out.
B. In order to control population and poverty, the children of the poor should be
sold as food.
C. Any other proposal would be a waste of time to listen to.
D. The social situation during this time is dire, with poverty rampant throughout
the kingdom, particularly in Ireland.
E. A person is not measured by how productive, costly, or useful they can be to
larger society.
F. The poor should get out of the streets and make more of an effort to find
employment, rather than beg for their food.
2. PART B: Which TWO of the following paragraphs best support the answers to Part A? [RI.1]
A. Paragraph 1
B. Paragraph 6
C. Paragraph 8
D. Paragraph 18
E. Paragraph 24
F. Paragraph 30
3. PART A: To what is the author referring when using words like "€œbreeders"€? [RI.4]
(paragraph 5, paragraph 14, paragraph 18, and paragraph 21) and "€œcommodity"€?
(paragraph 6 and paragraph 29) in the text?
A. Poor child-bearing women and their children
B. Various forms of livestock
C. Middle-class women and their property
D. Catholic women and their babies
4. PART B: What effect does the author's word choice have on the tone of the text? [RI.4]
A. It makes the proposal sound even more ridiculous and over-the-top.
B. It is comparable to the way people talk about livestock and trade, adding to the
silly tone of the text.
C. It dehumanizes these people, reducing them to their worth or abilities (i.e. giving
birth), conveying a tone of indifference.
D. It divides people based on their religious practices, contributing to the incited
and biased tone of the text.
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5. How does the following quote develop the narrator’s point of view?: “I desire those [RI.6]
politicians who dislike my overture… that they will first ask the parents of these
mortals, whether they would not at this day think it a great happiness to have been sold for
food, at a year old in the manner I prescribe, and thereby have avoided such a perpetual
scene of misfortunes as they have since gone through by the oppression of landlords, the
impossibility of paying rent without money or trade, the want of common sustenance, with
neither house nor clothes to cover them from the inclemencies of the weather, and the
most inevitable prospect of entailing the like or greater miseries upon their breed for ever.”
(Paragraph 32)
6. How does Swift’s use of hyperbole, or exaggeration, contribute to this satirical text? [RI.5]
A. Swift uses hyperbole when describing the benefits of cannibalism, satirizing the
upper class for overtaxing the poor.
B. Swift uses hyperbole when suggesting infanticide as a way to solve population
increase, satirizing those who encourage it.
C. By suggesting taboos such as infanticide and cannibalism to solve social issues,
Swift employs hyperbole to satirize the government and upper class’s lack of
concern for poverty.
D. By suggesting taboos such as infanticide and cannibalism to solve social issues,
Swift employs hyperbole to satirize the extent of poverty in Ireland.
7. PART A: Which TWO groups is Swift ultimately criticizing in “A Modest Proposal”? [RI.3]
A. The poor/lower class
B. The Irish
C. The Catholics
D. The English middle class
E. The upper classes
F. Politicians (Irish and English)
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8. PART B: Explain your answer to Part A in 3-5 sentences with at least one piece of [RI.1]
evidence cited from the text.
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Discussion Questions
Directions: Brainstorm your answers to the following questions in the space provided. Be prepared to
share your original ideas in a class discussion.
1. Can any proposal be justified if objectively analyzed and presented? Why or why not?
Explain your answer in detail.
2. What is fair? Drawing upon your own experiences and outside readings, explain your
answer in detail.
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