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Steal This Book 2007 PDF
Steal This Book 2007 PDF
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Vol I
"I am not an advocate for frequent changes in laws and constitutions, but laws and institutions
must go hand in hand with the progress of the human mind. As that becomes more developed, more
enlightened, as new discoveries are made, new truths discovered and manners and opinions
change, with the change of circumstances, institutions must advance also to keep pace with the
times. We might as well require a man to wear still the coat which fitted him when a boy as civilized
society to remain ever under the regimen of their barbarous ancestors." - Thomas Jefferson
I’ve never been one for hippies. I don’t mean hippies as a name, because, of course, Abbie Hoffman
was a Yippie, not a Hippie. But as a generation, I have always thought, the youth movement of the
late sixties and early seventies, most commonly referred to as the hippies, have failed this nation
greatly.
Those young men and women back then had tremendous courage. They risked their freedom and
often their lives in order to force our government and our country to have to recognize decency and
intelligence. It’s not right that our government had to be forced into such seemingly common
decency, and up until a few years ago, we seemed surprised that our elected officials and decent
American citizens could ever have been so wrong. And yet, here we are again.
When I was growing up in ordinary suburban America in the nineteen eighties, I idolized the
everyman players of the sixties. Wavy Gravy, Bobby Seale, Bob Dylan, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix,
etc. I listened to The Who, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Dylan, The Jefferson Airplane, The
Doors, Neil Young, Crosby, Stills and Nash. I read every Doonesbury comic strip since the ones
published at his Yale newspaper while he was a student there. I was also fascinated with the history
of the war in Vietnam. This fascination was recognized and possibly validated when my mother
offered to take me to see Oliver Stone’s “Platoon.” I read First Blood, and one of the first courses I
took during my freshman year at the University at Buffalo was a third-year course called “The
Literature of Vietnam.”
And it wasn’t just me. Everywhere we looked, we found sixties nostalgia madness.
Where are the hippies now? I don't mean, let's blame them because they are old and aren't on the
cutting edge anymore. But, seriously, I can tell you where the hippies are. They are driving Volvos
and living in McMansions. They are investing heavily in the stock market upon which Mr. Hoffman
and his gang threw money back in the day. "All You Need Is Love" is featured in an ad for money-
making credit cards.
George W. Bush grew up in the sixties, and, make no mistake, the baby boomers are the ones who
voted for him, by and large. This largest generation has given us Enron and the war in Iraq. It's not
just the administration, either. It's CEOs, it's false charities, it's a horrible tax system. By now, 30
years after Vietnam, our country should be enjoying the wealth of insight provided by the youth of
that era. Instead, we wallow in what has nearly become a failed empire.
We don't want to be an empire in the first place, and I thought, neither did the hippies. And yet, here
we are.
I see a nation in profound jeopardy of losing its very point of existing. Despite the failure of the
hippies to provide many enduring changes, I find myself looking back to that very youth movement
for inspiration.
Granted, it’s simply a different world these days, and in many wonderful ways. It’s easier to get
from sea to shining sea these days, and even less necessary. The Internet connects us with people in
Australia, Egypt and Norway.
We have to embrace our world, this one we live in, not look back or ahead too far. We have to focus
on the now. we can't change the past, we can't dwell on the future. But we can improve the future by
listening to ourselves now, by always making the right decision, by always standing up for the very
real things that we believe in. So instead of ruing the changes in technology and culture, we should
be ruing the changes in our freedoms. Our technology has grown, our culture has created new
traditions, but our freedoms have been squeezed, our intelligence has been insulted, and our lives
have been threatened. And I don’t mean by the terrorists. Let me tell you a story about the terrorists.
I was in the hallway of my lower Manhattan office building on the morning of September 11 when
the second plane hit the World Trade Center. It seemed the whole building shook, and it sounded
like a bomb went off right downstairs. We had known that a plane had hit the north tower a few
minutes earlier, but with the impact of that second hit all the resonance of its meaning dropped like
half a million tons of bricks. At that instant we didn’t simply guess, but we knew that we were
under some serious attack.
I saw for myself the south tower collapse – I had to sprint to outrun the rolling ten story wall of
dust. I had staff who lost family and friends. I breathed in toxic dust for months serving Guiliani
and Bush and the federal administration in their effort to get things “back to normal so the terrorists
don’t win.” Ever since then, our administration has done nothing except highlight the obvious
differences in our daily lives and try to take advantage of us because of them.
What have we had since that day? Since that day they insisted that everything was ever and for
always going to be all right?
We were introduced to the Patriot Act. Hundreds of millions of dollars were sunk into
Halliburton.
We were lied to, baldfaced and criminally, about the military knowledge of a small country in
the middle of the desert, despite what I knew when I was growing up, that the United States
knew where every silo well was, where every truck moved, within the secretive and high-tech
military complex of the Soviet Union, twenty-five years ago.
Children, young and old, have been murdered by mechanical weapons aimed by presidents of
corporations.
Freedom of the press has been compromised and directly and openly attacked by our
government.
Our poorest and most in need were completely and arrogantly ignored by the government and
corporations and yet at the same time attacked by right-wing media for having ever been on
welfare.
Where were the huge corporations coming up with advertisements about how much they’ve
donated to Katrina victims? I know I’ve seen that one about Halliburton in the desert…
Our young men are being recruited into a capitalistic war, and are dying for the government’s
betrayal of their patriotic sensibilities.
People have been refused their right to vote, including women and blacks, who, even post-
first revolution, had to die in order to gain the right.
And the best critical commentary comes from The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, and
Saturday Night Live, each and all simply comedy shows, filmed in closed studios and
vomiting cash to the conglomerate owners.
A major part of our actual and existing workforce was declared illegal after decades of
implied legality.
The control that religious fanaticism has over social and political control hasn’t been this
strong in Western Civilization since the thirteen-hundreds, having somehow ignorantly
leapfrogged centuries of scientific and philosophical discoveries.
And speaking of science, we have scientific proof now that our government and economic
leaders are full of blinded and drunk medieval monks. Our planet is melting and instead of
being a forest fire of global proportions, it’s been rendered by our system into a lobbyist
political capitalistic propaganda game.
Now look at this. Nations firing ultra-modern technological warfare as well as muddy and rusty
incoming mortar shells at the children and homes of other nations, well-armed militaries killing
each others’ civilians.
And we complain a lot about the news, and rightly so. But we are also very informed, albeit
restrictedly so. Even though our citizens are listening to biased information, they are really sitting in
front of their televisions, ain't they? So in that way, our nation has never been more involved.
They fucked us up pretending that we could prove everything was all right for them. Now they're
fucking us up by pretending that nothing will ever be all right again.
The only thing that hasn’t changed since 9/11 is that the government is still fucking us up.
And now they even want to restrict this new technology that is bringing people together, facilitating
the communication of the everyman. Even this, even now, the majority of citizens of America are
being pushed back upon. They’re pushing back, pushing back, and how much is even left behind us
anymore?
So, why this? From someone who thinks the hippies betrayed us, from someone who experienced
first-hand the deadly nightmare of international terrorism?
AND WHY ARE YOU WRITING ABOUT HOW TO MAKE A BOMB?!?!?!
Because we need it. Those most harmed by this new way of America life are the ones least able to
communicate anything. The rich are fewer and more removed from the rest of the real world than
they’ve ever been.
Look, man, we don’t want to hurt anybody here. But our government doesn’t want many of us to
live. But our government is killing its poorest citizens, whether it be in New Orleans, Baghdad or a
moth-eaten sleeping bag in a New York City alleyway, in the alleyway of any American city.
I may not agree with every bit of reference in this book, but that is why I’m involved in it. I may not
hold values identical to each contributing writer or editor, and in some ways may differ critically,
but that is why I’m involved in it, and that is why they are involved in it, too. This isn't about
promoting one of those –isms, one of those broad beliefs. This isn't about promoting socialism or
communism or capitalism or ism ism ism ism ism. This is about helping fellow citizens who, for a
number of reasons and coming from a billion different points of view, feel the need for change.
Dramatic change. But not a change to simply one thing, one ism or one source of cash. Rather a
change to the one original thing, the set of ideas that America was founded upon. The things we
want are not new or revolutionary. That this can be considered revolutionary is an (appropriate)
insult to our social, political and economic leaders in the first place, and it’s also an insult to us,
rightly so.
Here is another not very new idea: citizens have not only the ability but also the responsibility to
change things when they are not going well. That is something straight from Jefferson’s Declaration
of Independence. So this thing we’re in, it’s a thing of all of us. Yours, mine, theirs. And I don’t
think they’re going to do anything about it, seeing as it fits them so well.
It’s not us you have to worry about, it’s them.
If you’re poor, you have to worry about them. If you’re a minority, you have to worry about them. If
you live paycheck to paycheck, you have to worry about them. If you have children, you have to
worry about them. If you like something they don’t like, you have to worry about them. If you
believe something they don’t believe in, you have to worry about them. If you don’t have health
insurance, you have to worry about them. If you don’t know your rights, you have to worry about
them.
But they have one big problem that we don’t have. They have a lot more to lose. They have
everything. They own us.
Love live the revolutions, and may god bless America.
Thanks To:
Neal Stephenson-for HEAP and the Future, The EFF and TOR, CBLDF, Scroogle, Linus Torvalds,
Tim Berners-Lee, Tom Jennings and FidoNet, Internet nerds, free WiFi, full dumpsters,
donated laptops and PDA's, bicycles, people who stop for hitch-hikers, folks that feed street people,
whiskey-drinking radicals who founded the USA, AIM indigenous movement, old Black Panthers
who won't talk, veterans of the Back-To-The-Land movement, IWW then and now, Joe Hill, Eugene
V. Debs, hardware hackers, Cory Doctorow's bitchun society, whuffie economy, war dialers and
drivers, rebba and talmedem, those who voided the warranty, old Elmers, expats, bloggers, pirates,
Jessica Sideways, The Magna Carta, Berry Cooper, Frank Zappa, "Don't tase me bro", homebrews,
months in the wilderness, getting fired, disappointed and proud parents, annoyed but loving
partners, ADD kids, stupid mistakes, George Orwell's 1984, duct tape, Bram Cohen and Bittorrent,
Multimachine, no rent money, cool teachers, forever role models, pranksters (Cassady most of all),
Ti Jean, J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, geeks and trolls, 300 Baud BBS's, multi-tools, soldering irons, Swiss
Army knives, TRS-80, Amiga & Commodore 64/128, BASIC & COBOL, prohibition moonshiners,
Seth Tobocman, Peter Kuper, Eric Drooker, Pete Seeger & the Weavers, Holly Near, Free Tre
Arrow, D.B. Cooper, web 2.0, feeders, barbers, Robert Anton Wilson, Dr. Thompson, Usenet,
performance-enhancing substances, Guy Fawkes, Open Source, the Tank Man of Tiananmen
Square, Michael Hoy, Claire Wolfe, most of the Dharma, neighbors and more, Noam Chomsky,
Axis of Justice, the Coup, Phreakers, Rage Against the Machine and other leftist bands, and
especially Abbie for the first edition, RepubliCrats making back-room deals, Dick and Bush in the
White House for making this necessary and CorpGov for being a motivator.
Main points:
• NEVER BRAG about past actions!
• NEVER USE NAMES when planning action!
• Only discuss action with those who NEED TO
KNOW!
• After an action NEVER DISCUSS with
OUTSIDERS!
• NEVER ADMIT anything to the authorities even
for a deal when they claim others have ratted out!
• NEVER LIE about being in on an action or your
part in an action!
• Keep involved members to a VERY SMALL
group!
• ONLY work with a TRUSTED affinity GROUP!
• ONLY ALLOW those who would NEVER rat out the group INTO a
TRUSTED affinity GROUP!
• ONLY DISCUSS action in OPEN AREAS with background noise!
• NEVER discuss action in HOMES, KNOWN MEETING AREAS, or CARS!
• If busted use your right to REMAIN SILENT!
• If busted NEVER ARGUE or try to EXPLAIN yourself!
• NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! RAT out another activist!
• Be extra CAUTIOUS with a ROMANTIC or SEXUAL PARTNER!
• NEVER TRUST electronic ENCRYPTION or codes alone to keep your
communication safe!
This page is formatted for use as a poster. For the full book see www.stealthiswiki.org
Copyright 2008 stealthiswiki.org released under the GNU Free Document License
A big thanks to our fellow travelers at Why-War.com for using a copyright the same as ours. A
large part of what follows is from material on their site with our contributions and edits.
Electronic Communication
A little story: I worked with a direct action group in ****** known as *****. One member of
***** who was new and did not know the protocols of security culture sent out an e-mail that
indirectly implicated specific members of the group in an action that had happened in the area. His
e-mail resulted in four arrests. Two people went to jail for six months.
E-mail is never safe. Ever. Listservs especially are monitored daily by local police departments and
the FBI. If you’re planning a mass direct action event, you must use a spokescouncil meeting or
other face-to-face organizing strategy. Never send specifics (date, time, or location) about a direct
action over e-mail. Some e-mail is more secure. Hushmail provides encrypted e-mail service for its
users that can be more secure than regular e-mail, and using an encryption program like PGP can
greatly increase your security, but remember that Hushmail and any other email provider will give
the private key and email contents to the terror cops with a just a phone call, no warrant needed,
thanks (anti)Patriot Act. Keep your private PGP encryption key block private and ready to securely
delete and overwrite, not on any providers server! Even with what you think is good hard crypto it’s
never a good idea to talk about specifics over e-mail. Keep any discussion of direct action
extremely vague, and never give the location and time. So you get up every day looking for your
chance to make your voice heard. Where do you look? Why, Indymedia, infoshop and protest.net,
of course! Well guess what? Someone else is reading those websites too.
Never trust any kind of encryption, all codes are eventually broken, they are only meant to
slow down the opposing side!!
There is one kind of encryption that so far if perfectly executed is unbreakable. The trade off is that
key exchanges and getting sufficiently random numbers are more involved. This type of encryption
is known as a One-Time Pad http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-time_pad. These can either be done
with a ten sided dice shaken in a cup or a bingo number drum, a pencil and paper, or with a
computer program http://www.scubaninja.com/code/c/xor/ although computer generated pads are
sometimes later found to not be truly random and can then be cracked. The general idea with a OTP
is that both the sender and the receiver have a set of "pads" filled with random data. Sending a
message takes one "pad", which is then destroyed. This is the big tradeoff with OTPs: obviously, the
unused pads must be kept secret, just like any other encryption key, but the used pads have to be
disposed of properly, too. (Carefully burned if paper, securely deleted and overwritten if electronic.)
Make sure you know what you're doing if you use this method.
Web Sites
The State reads protest websites all the time. Why War’s website has received hits from most
branches of the military. If you post specific details about a direct action on the Internet, you can
expect there to be cops there when you show up. I believe, The best way to organize is to call a
spokescouncil meeting and post the information on Indymedia. Always remember that everything
you say on the Internet is there forever. Don’t make jokes. Even visually representing an attack on
the president has cost one person a visit from the Secret Service.
Identity
Assume everyone is a cop. I am a cop. You are a cop. The only people you can assume are not cops
is your mother (unless she is a cop) and your affinity group. If someone e-mails you saying they are
from one group or another, they are a cop. (Not necessarily, in fact, probably not, but you need to
treat them like they are.) Especially on the Internet, you can never assume anyone is who they claim
they are. Nothing is less secure than the Internet, where anyone can read anything you say at any
time. Still, after the passing of the Patriot Act, phones are not secure. They tapped our phones in
Boston. The ACLU has its phones tapped. It’s not that rare. Using cell phones to communicate at an
action seems like a really good idea, and it can be. But cell phones are easily monitored, and the
special operations cops have the ability to monitor cell phones in a certain area. So don’t say,
“Swarm the corner of 33rd and 5th!” Plan everything out ahead of time, and be able to say, “Are
you coming?” and have everyone know what that means.
Phones
For immediate actions, the phone can be fairly secure, if you can act before the police can react.
However, unless you are using a pay phone, this leaves your name implicated with whatever action
you do. In general treat a pay phone as if someone were listing. Never give specifics. There are
ways to know if your phones are tapped, if you really want to know, but it’s best always just to
assume that they are. Many pay-phones are tapped in accordance with the PATRIOT Act. The police
also have the ability to listen to you through your phone even if you are not on the phone at that
moment. They have to the technology to do this unless your phone is unplugged. This is why pre-
pay cellphones are popular with the ignorant activist, unfortunately they are incredibly easy to track,
much more dangerous than a pay phone.
Fear
Perhaps the easiest (and most detrimental) time for security culture to break down is in the heat of a
protest when the police begin their repression tactics. You see your friends being taken away by
police and its your first instinct to call out to them. Or perhaps the group you are marching with
shatters and you feel the need to remind everyone of where your preplanned re-convergence space
is.
As an aside remember to walk not run at any group march, even in a serious retreat, running can be
the start of a stampede which can kill many activists.
Names
Don’t use people’s names at a direct action protest. If you want, come up with aliases or something,
but concealing your identity from the authorities is important. You might not think they are
listening, but they are. Another story: at a peace rally in ****town, the local radical groups held a
spokescouncil meeting at the beginning of the rally to decide when we were going to break away
from the main march. In the middle of our meeting, we were surrounded by police who then walked
with us the entire way.
Appearance
Don’t look sketchy. If you’re having a spokescouncil meeting in a public place, take off your
bandannas! Put away the red and black banners, steal a “Peace is Patriotic” sign from a nearby
liberal, whatever. Increasingly, the cops are targeting radical groups for arrest and “special
treatment” (i.e. police brutality.) Black flags and radical banners are all well and good, but keep
them out of sight while you're planning. Some of you might be saying, “Wait, take off our
bandannas? That’s such a bad plan!” In some ways, you’re correct. As I said before, concealing
your identity is important. The average American is photographed 300 times a day (every time you
use an ATM, get gas, go into a convenience store, pay a toll, etc.) Protests are very well monitored
by video and snapshots.
Masks
If you are engaging in autonomous civil disobedience (not a sit-in) and you don’t plan on being
arrested (i.e. you want to get away with it) you should conceal your face using a bandanna, or other
cloth. Wearing a bandanna can make you a target for police, since they associate it with radicals, so
only wear one if you are actually doing something illegal and concealing your identity makes sense.
Gas masks and ski masks certainly conceal your identity well, but they look extremely militant, and
tend to both incite police violence and frighten other protesters. Unless you plan on directly and
forcibly confronting the police, I would not recommend wearing a gas mask. (If you think that there
will be teargas, you can always have a pair of swim goggles and a bandanna soaked in apple cider
vinegar in your pocket.)
Practice
Remember to practice security culture with your friends. This is the hardest aspect of security
culture for many of us to perfect. You’ve just finished a successful and awesome direct action! Yay!
The first thing you want to do is tell all your friends about it. Chances are, your friends won’t turn
you into the cops. However, bragging/gossiping about direct action can be a chronic breach of
security culture.
Tips
There are some things that you can’t talk about with people that you don’t know very well and on a
personal basis:
Your involvement or someone else’s in a specific illegal direct action. The only exception is if you
have already been convicted of that action, or if you are outside the jurisdiction of where that action
took place, or if significant time has passed that you cannot be prosecuted for that action.
Your involvement or someone Else's in an underground group. (i.e. a group that has claimed actions
for the Earth Liberation Front, etc.)
Someones knowledge of an illegal direct action.
Specific plans for future direct actions. With a good security culture, everyone is on a need-to-know
don’t-ask-don’t-tell basis. The less you know about an action that you will not be involved in, the
safer you and the people engaging in that action will be. Obviously you can discuss future actions
with your affinity group, but do so in a safe place and manner.
Safe Sex
One of the most difficult areas of security culture exists between partners in a sexual relationship.
There is an implied special bond and dissolution of barriers between those who spend their naked
time together. If potentially important information is not shared there is often a feeling of betrayal.
It is best from the beginning of a sexual or romantic relationship to let your significant other know
there are activities you are involved in that you are unable to share, if they are really cool with the
cause and secure in themselves they should understand, if not you have to choose, drop them or
drop out of direct action.
The problem with many relationships between activists (and ordinary people too) is that the
relationship ends after a time, this sometimes gets ugly if hearts are broken. It is not an
unreasonable concern that a jilted lover might even turn to the pigs or talk too openly to get
revenge.
Another consideration is the sellout for ransom, a person may choose to make a deal and nark out
the whole organization when their lover is threatened with serious punishment where they might
stand strong for themselves, the pigs are famous for this blackmail deal, done in a secret way where
the significant other may never even find out.
Short term relationships or even one night stands can be very dangerous, there are those cops and
civilian nark types who have a kink for playing the spy while having a little naked fun in the sack
with their target. Never discuss any involvement of any kind beyond generic politics at all with a
short term relationship especially if it looks like trading insider info will get you sex.
There is wisdom in the idea of our cells having a professional expectation of no romance between
activists, this is often an unrealistic expectation, each group must decide what is acceptable.
Planning
When discussing plans for a radical direct action with your affinity group, do not discuss them any
place that’s likely to be monitored. (i.e the place you usually meet, an activist’s car, Unitarian
churches, radical bookstores, etc.) Find someplace safe for your discussion. There are some things
that we as humans tend to do that can be extremely risky for us as activists. Using activism as a
social device can be detrimental to security culture. There are liars: people who claim to have
engaged in illegal actions in order to impress others. This is not okay. Those people are putting
themselves and the people they lie to in danger by breaking security culture in this way. Bragging to
your friends, I can’t emphasize enough, is dangerous. One on one, in a safe location, it is okay to
talk about less radical direct actions, but only talk about secure things with people who know about
security culture and won’t go and gossip it to others. This brings us to gossiping. If you’ve heard
anything about a direct action that you’re not involved in, don’t say anything about it to anyone.
You will jeopardize your security and the security of those planning the action.
Conclusion
Before I end we should also note that there are informants out there. They infiltrate activist groups,
(and sometimes even activist affinity groups) and jeopardize (intentionally) everyones security. It
can be hard to distinguish between new members of a group who want to learn about what’s going
on and don’t know much about security culture and infiltrators who are trying to gather enough
information to have you all arrested. If you think your group may have been infiltrated, check out
the Security Survival Skills guide produced by the Collective Opposed to Police Brutality. It’s the
most extensive guide to security culture that I’ve found on the web and it has a section that explains
how to identify counterinsurgents within the ranks.
This is by no means a complete and definitive guide to security culture. Again I urge you to read the
Security Survival Skills guide produced by the Collective Opposed to Police Brutality. For the
purposes of Why War?, I think that this should be more than sufficient. Remember: just because
we’re non-violent doesn’t meant that the police don’t see us as a threat. It also doesn’t mean that we
will not be charged with violent crimes if arrested. You can be charged for assault if you even brush
against a police officer, for carrying a weapon if you have a pencil, and for reckless endangerment if
you hang a banner on a building. Maintaining a tight security culture is essential for creating a
cohesive, safe, and effective movement based on the principals of trust and solidarity. This guide
may seem harsh and paranoid, and you should always use reason, you’re probably not gonna get
yourself in trouble by talking about some snake-march you participated in, but always be thinking,
“Would I say this to a cop?”
Free Food
On this topic, we can take a pointer from one of the most incompetent examples of capitalism - the
airline industry. In a 2006 pamphlet distributed to its laid-off employees, Northwest Airlines
advised its newly impoverished former workers to strongly consider rifling through trash for
suitable food. This was only a part of Northwest's effort to get out of bankruptcy by laying off
workers, slashing wages and burning benefits. A great example of how corporate America doesn't
care a bit about the people of America in its quest for an immensely profitable survival.
It's true. America is the most wasteful nation in the world, in addition to consuming the most per
person in the world. We're not only the fattest people around, but we also dispose of the most food.
Since we're physically unable to perform the more fair tactic of actually cutting the fat from the
bones of the rich, we can at least benefit from their waste. Restaurants and grocery stores commonly
throw out tons of food each day, most of it still edible, as long as you're not opposed to the kind of
germs you also get from opening doors to public buildings or pushing elevator buttons.
Use your head when choosing food, make a calculation with every piece of food you pick up it's
price nutrient and energy value ratios. Many American packaged foods loose in all but junk energy.
The truly hungry must be careful to get enough calories and basic nutrients every day.
Other Tips
Free Drinks: Get your hands on a plastic cup from a gas station or fast-food restaurant. Swipe 'em
from tables, ask for a cup of water, or surreptitiously peruse the trash bin. This guarantees you free
drinks there for as long as you have the cup in good shape.
Free Meals: Often, organizations (especially religious clubs) at high schools, colleges, and
community centers provide free breakfasts and snacks. In some major cities, there are a few Krishna
religious groups that often give out a free vegetarian meal if you sit in for a seminar (Fair warning:
The food they serve can be VERY spicy!). Another route to consider is finding out if there's a Food
Not Bombs group local to your area: they have huge meal servings geared towards the homeless at
least once a month. Be advised the food is vegan to accommodate just about everybody, and so the
quality can vary wildly: some groups have good resources for ingredients and skilled cooks that can
make stuff that tastes great, while others aren't quite as lucky and/or good.
Hotel Grazing: Do not forget the wondrous resource that is your local hotel. Many hotels and some
motels offer complimentary breakfasts, a fact which you can use to your advantage. You should (of
course) make sure that they don't check that you have a reservation (not to worry... most don't.)
Once you've established that you may want to use a bit of social engineering to make sure that you
can enjoy a hearty breakfast. First, like any good revolutionary, you should have your
backpack/messenger bag -- go ahead and stash an extra shirt in it. Walk into the hotel, looking like
you're coming in from a long night on the town (hint: it helps if you come in at around 6AM or so)
and go towards your "room" (i.e. in the direction of the rooms. Now, find a laundry room, exercise
room, or some other place that has both water and privacy. Change into the fresh shirt, and make
use of the water to wet your hair/wash your face -- basically, make it look like you went back to
your room for a quick shower and change of clothes. Stash the bag somewhere you can retrieve it
later (safest option) or take it to breakfast with you (slightly riskier, but you can use it to sneak some
food out.) Now wander on down to breakfast and eat your fill. Once you've chowed down, you
shouldn't hang around more than a couple minutes... but don't look overly rushed. Note: dressing
nicely will make this much easier to pull off.
Free Pizza
Pizza places are heaven for any revolutionary looking for a Friday night treat. Many times, the only
effort needed to get your free pizza is check their dumpster. Most of the time there are a few pizzas
employees didn't want, unfortunately most times I've checked it's always a meat lover pizza, but
that can be fixed by peeling it off. One way to obtain a fresh, baked pizza the way you like it is, call
in about 30 minutes before the place closes (*67), say you would like to pick up a pizza (make it a
large order to insure you do get a meal) and you swear you could make it there before they close,
wait till they close, and go back and get your fresh baked pizza out of the dumpster. You may have
to dig through a bag to get it (follow your nose), but it's seemingly always in a box still warm. Be
sure to check for employees before you go, or you may have to rely on quick legs.
Free Fast Food
Desperate times call for desperate measures, and sometimes you're going to have to resort to fast
food. Most Chinese food places have free fortune cookies, grab a handful. If you bring your food
back to the counter and say you got the wrong kind of burger, most places let you keep the burger
and give you a new one to boot.
FREE FOOD FOR YOUR CHURCH
Here's a short quick idea that has worked before to get some free food and a good amount of it. Go
around to the local food stores and bakeries and pose as a minister of a church asking for donations
to your food bank. This might require talking to some managers but if you find one that has a cross
on it just might work because they're usually the holy roller types that will help. Also it doesn't hurt
to have a few business cards printed up to assist you with this stating that you're the minister of such
and such church. Also it helps if you're rather clean cut since most ministers are and this lends more
credibility to your claims. Also a shirt and tie helps in this undertaking. Also you might consider
contacting the Mormons with their local RELIEF SOCIETY groups. These people function as the
welfare for Mormons and give their members free food. You could contact them to see where and
how in your area they are getting food for their food banks. Then tell them that you also are trying
to start a food bank for your church. While they might try to convince you to join them a little bit,
they are usually more than helpful because they will see you as someone who is trying to be like
them in carrying out charitable work. Just an idea that you might be able to put to good use for
some free grub.
Cheap Chow
This chapter lists tips on how to cook food for yourself, your family, your commune, your protest
team, or your whole neighborhood. Also included are tips on getting ingredients or pre-cooked
foods, as well as tips on living independently of the pre-packaged, super-processed existence that is
the Amerikan food market.
Some of these recipes are designed to easily feed many members of the underground at a low price,
while other ideas here are cheap, portable, and easy to make by a rebel on the move. By avoiding
packaged foods, traceback of labels and cartons is reduced, leaving less of an evidence trail, and
also benefiting your health. Moreover, you reduce unnecessary use of cardboard, petroleum-based
bags, and harmful inks.
A Few Helpful Hints on Cooking
Keep any loose clothing away from open flames, wash everything (especially your hands) that
comes in contact with the food, always wash your hands after touching raw meats and eggs while
cooking, use oven mitts, be careful how you handle anything sharp, keep a fire extinguisher handy,
and remember that "Baking Powder" and "Baking Soda" are two completely different things.
Grease and oil fires cannot be put out with water (It will actually make them worse by spreading the
grease or oil over the surface of the water). If you don't have access to a fire extinguisher, be sure to
keep a decent supply of baking soda on hand whenever you cook, to control these fires. If need be
you can also put them out by cutting off their oxygen supply, such as placing a lid on the pan.
Always be careful of your appliances. Regularly check for gas leaks, holes, stripped cords, or other
hazardous malfunctions. You may also want to see Low Impact Crashing for tips on living on your
own and Farm It for tips on growing your own produce.
For consistency purposes, when reading the following recipes:
• tbs represents tablespoon(s)
• tsp represents teaspoon(s)
• qt represents quart(s)
• gal represents gallon(s)
• lbs. represents pounds
• oz represents ounce(s)
• c represents cup(s)
Spanish/Latin American
Spanish Beans and Rice
Beans and rice are complete protein food with plenty of carbohydrates and a little fat too, if this is
all you can afford you will do fine, plus it packs well dry for traveling. A bit of hot sauce makes the
basic recipe interesting, or...
Making Spanish rice gives this complete but boring vegan food a little kick.
• Soak your dry beans overnight, pre-boiling while you prep the rice speeds things up
• Stir fry the rice until you see a little browning on the tips or edges
• Add tomato sauce, beans, salt, and your favorite spices
• Slow cook until beans are soft or pour hot into a Thermos and let the stored heat soften the
beans
Stinger Cooking-- Boil water using your immersion boiler in the same pot as the beans (soak them
overnight if possible) keep adding water, since the stinger will boil some away, until beans are soft.
If possible let the tomato sauce float in the boiling bean water to heat up. Pre-boil water and then
add the same volume of rice (softening is quicker if you use converted or minute-rice). Drain the
beans and add rice, tomato sauce, and spices, if possible pour into a big can floated in your pot and
stinger boil the water to slow cook it, otherwise pour the mixed finished product into a Thermos(or
a container wrapped in a sleeping bag) and let sit for 1/2 hour. Practice on adding ingredients and
timing helps even if your first batch is a dud.
Tortillas
Find out if there is a Latino supermarket or open air market in your area. These types of places will
often sell large amounts of tortillas in various sizes for very little money. They are tough, flexible
and a good source of starch that you can wrap almost anything in. A good idea is to combine
leftover foodstuff into various chili-like recipes or stir-fries and wrap them in tortillas. This also can
cut down on mess (no plates) if your eating on the run, or simply don't have the resources (water) to
clean dishes all the time.
Oppressed natives in Mexico have been making the corn tortilla for generations from dried ground
corn masa:
• 4 cups masa or corn flour
• 1/2 tsp. Salt
• 2.5 cups hot water
Flour Tortillas are enjoyed by the rich Spanish families:
• 3 cups unbleached all-purpose flour
• 1 tsp. Salt
• 1/3 cup vegetable oil, lard, or shortening
• 1 cup warm water
Roll or tortilla-press (available at Mexican food stores) both types into thin discs and stack either
floured or between plastic. Cook on a barely smoking hot, dry fry pan, and flip every 30 sec until it
puffs a little and brown marks start to show.
Masa
for masa you will need:
• 1 1/2 pounds (1 quart) dried white field corn
• 2 tbs. "cal" slaked lime (alkaline mineral, not the citrus fruit)
Wash the dried corn and drain. Mix the lime into 2qt water and boil until dissolved. Boil corn 2 min.
for tortilla flour or 15 min for tamale masa. Place corn in colander and rub between hands under
flowing water until hulled and white; if you don't clean the corn kernels well they will have a
disgusting lime flavor. Grind or crush the corn in a mortar or grinder. Make several of these batches
and freeze them flat in tied plastic shopping bags.
Tamale
Hard work and long preparation but a good cheap way for a poor sympathizer to feed a hungry
squad of activists. Don't waste your time on a small batch, nearly the same effort goes into a huge
batch. These are portable in their husk and save well if sealed in a freezer, as one batch can last a
week or two.
Boil meat or bird for two hours until very soft and save the stock for a soup. When done, shred meat
with your hands. Substitute shredded TVP, spicy stir fry, sliced mushroom, or tofu for the meat to
vegify the recipe. Experiment, but don't boil them. Knead in 1/2 cup oil, 6 Tbs chili powder, 3 Tbs
cumin, 1 Tbs black pepper, and 2 Tbs salt that you have been warming (not frying) in a pan. You
can experiment with the chili powder if you are fickle with spiciness.
Put corn husks into warm water to soften for two hours. Now put the 2 lbs. of Masa in a large bowl
and add the following: dry 3 Tbs paprika, 3 Tbs salt, 1 Tbs cumin seeds, 3 Tbs Chili Powder, 3 Tbs
fine dried garlic. Mix well dry and add 2 cup oil. Take about 1/2 cup of this dough and smear it into
a corn husk, add 1 Tbs meat and wrap up fold over the end. Steam the whole batch for two hours,
when done the dough should be firm.
Refried Beans
Get a sack of dried pinto beans, rinse and remove pebbles, add to a kettle of cold water, and soak
overnight. Add 1/4 onion chopped, 1 crushed jalapeño pepper, 4 Tbs salt and 1 tsp garlic (crushed
and shelled). Bring to boil and simmer for 1/2 hour. Place 1/4 cup oil into your wok. When the oil is
hot but not smoking, start frying the beans. They only need 3-4 min in the fry until they are easy to
smash, then add hot water to this mash until it is your preferred refried bean thickness.
Stir Fry
Add a few tablespoons of peanut or other high temperature oil to the bottom of a seasoned wok,
heat until a drop of water sizzles. Add hard vegetables which require the most cooking first like
garlic or onion, as these cook you can add vegetables, spices, and meats in order of their required
cooking time. Don't overload the wok to where the heat source doesn't support a sizzle sound. Get
the hottest flame possible and cook quickly; constantly turning the mix. At the end about 30 seconds
before you kill the flame you can add sugar and soy sauce. Serve over noodles or rice. Peanuts and
cayenne peppers are often stir-fried separately before a fancy meal. Be sure to have a powerful
stove or stir frying won't work quite right, air blown charcoal, a powerful gas or electric stove top,
or a mountaineering stove work well but a hot plate is on the weak side. Flat bottom woks are for
electrical stoves and round bottom with a wok ring are used with gas.
Water Fry
A quarter cup of water and a lid are usually enough to quickly thaw and cook medium size frozen
meats in your wok. As the water boils off break up the meat and add oil, spices, and vegetables to
finish the cooking.
Deep Fry
Oil intensive but tasty, it will help you get enough fats for the week if you have abandoned
American fatso diet. Tempura batter is a mix of ice water, flour and egg. Filter and save used oil for
later use.
Steaming
A bamboo or metal steamer can be used to steam fish, meat, vegetables and even small breads and
cakes quicker than a traditional oven. Many bamboo steamer levels can be stacked to conserve fuel
when cooking for many. An alternative to staked bamboo is to use a perforated steamer disc and the
wok lid to keep the steam in, tilt the lid or get one with a vent so there is room for steam to escape.
Steamed buns are made by making a sweet bread dough and adding a stir fry to a thick disk of risen
and punched down bread, bunch to the bottom and pinch shut, put the ball on a piece of paper and
let rise again in a warm place for 30 minutes, steam for 15 min. Hom-Bows can be wrapped in
cling-wrap plastic after steaming and frozen, to reheat microwave in the plastic, steam heat, or even
put under your jacket and eat warm.
Thickening Sauce
Restaurants put in a little corn starch (1tsp.) in the last minute of stir-fry to thicken watery sauces.
Spices
Experimentation will lead to success for Chinese food. Use fresh garlic, ginger root, black pepper,
anise, cinnamon, cloves, soy sauce, white pepper and whole cayenne pepper or whatever sounds
good to you. The Thai add lemon grass, coconut milk or meat, and curry.
Edamame
You can buy frozen, prepackaged bags of shelled or unshelled soy beans, called edamame. For
under three dollars you can have a pound of one of the best sources for near-complete protein (it
contains most of the various proteins you can't produce on your own). You just bring 6 cups of
water with a pinch of salt to a boil, add the edamame, let it boil again for 5-7 minutes, and then
drain. Rinse with cool water and then add salt (preferably rock salt). You may need to add more salt
later. Buying the pre-shelled edamame saves you money, as you get a pound of just the beans, not a
pound of both beans and shells.
Rice
Rinse rice in cold water several times while agitating until water comes clear, fill water about 1.5
cm over the level of the rice inside a pot, make a depression with your finger in the center, cover
with the lid and run up to boiling. Once a boil is going, reduce the heat to a simmer and cook for 10
min. The rice should have holes with very small bubbles popping from them when you open the
pot. Mix and serve in about 5 min with a protein food.
Fried rice is made by stir frying dry rice until it has a little bit of brown color. Mix in water and stir
as it boils away; add some stir fried veggies, meat, and egg for Asian style or tomato sauce, spices,
chopped onions, and crushed garlic for Spanish rice. You can also pre-cook rice as mentioned above
while stir-frying veggies in a separate pan. Once the veggies are just a little before being perfect,
add your cooked rice with some oil and soy sauce. Stir and mix in the pan until golden brown.
A good recipe is cook the rice, brown ground beef (hamburger, about 1 lb to 1 c of dry rice) and mix
together with sauces and seasoning, such as jalapeño salsa which can be got in cans.
Pasta/Italian
Pasta is cheap and is used in many easy recipes. Pasta in soup, cakes and traditional noodle and
sauce dishes are all good for stretching your budget. Get vegetable or whole wheat pasta if you can.
It's not much more and a whole lot healthier.
Egg Noodles
The following is taken from the Wikibooks Cookbook:
• 1 whole egg
• 1 cup flour
• 2 to 6 tablespoons of water
• 1-2 teaspoon of olive oil (optional)
On a smooth surface, heap flour. Push a hole in the center of the flour (it should look like a
volcano). Break egg into flour (add oil now if you choose to do so - it will change the flavor and
texture). Either knead with hands or mix with a fork. Slowly add water one teaspoon at a time while
kneading the dough. You probably will not need all six tablespoons of water (though you may
possibly need more). Knead dough until it has a consistent texture. Divide dough into manageable
sections. Select one section at a time and keep the rest covered. Roll each section to desired
thickness and cut into noodles with a knife. These noodles can be laid out to dry for later use or
dropped immediately into a boiling pot of water. Cook to taste. They are good with a variety of
sauces.
Ramen
Those cheap little bricks of fried noodles, after having boiling water added (without the flavor
packet) and drained once soft, can be used as a foundation for just about anything.
• Adding leftover chili can make it spaghetti in meat (or chili) sauce.
• After the noodles are drained, add a bit of olive oil, garlic powder and Parmesan cheese for
Ramen Agilo E Olio.
• Let the noodles cool, cut them up, and mix into a salad.
• Use it as a base for what ever main dish you're having (eggplant, vegiburger, etc.).
• Crack an egg into just boiled water and stir(break the yoke) for egg flower ramen, then add
noodles and flavor packet
Beware though, ramen constitutes an incredible amount of sodium. You can pre-boil a cup of
water with your stinger and then add ramen, flavoring, and egg to the hot water.
Garlic Bread
Any white or wheat bread (including day old hot dog rolls) can be garlic bread. Mix softened butter,
chopped garlic and (optionally) some chopped parsley or any other green herb, and spread the bread
with this. Place on aluminum foil and warm in an oven until the butter melts.
Single-Serving Pizza
For the crust, use a pita or English muffin (but almost any bread will do). Put on a thin layer of
tomato sauce, then whatever toppings you wish (cheese, mushrooms, etc.). Put in a toaster oven and
keep a watch on it, since cooking times vary. Your home made pita will also make a very tasty pizza
crust, or you can use normal crust, like the bread dough below.
Noodle Kugel
Boil up and drain spaghetti or whatever pasta is on sale, add a few eggs to bind and sugar or salt to
match your tastes. For sweet kugel, add dried fruits and raisins, for spicy kugel add pepper, sugar,
and some vegetables for flavor. Bake at 250F for 30-40 min.
Oatmeal
Those little packets of "Instant Oatmeal" may be nice, but they add up the costs something fierce.
They are also pumped full of empty-calorie sugar. Buy a big box of loose oatmeal, and make your
own by putting 1/3 to 1/2 cup (or if you're really hungry, a full cup) of dry oatmeal into a bowl, then
add an equal amount of hot (but not boiling) water. Cover the bowl with a plate, wait a few minutes,
and remove the plate. Hot oatmeal! If it's too thick, add more water. Want spices, fruits or flavors?
Add them yourself! Get creative!
Quick oats can be cheaply made by running whole oatmeal through a food processor or blade type
electric coffee grinder until it looks like quick oats from the store.
You can pre-boil water with your stinger and add it to your instant quick oats for a hot
breakfast anywhere you can find an outlet
Cake
As Marie Antoinette said to the poor lower classes who were without bread and revolting against
the French crown "Let them eat cake". Our cake is quicker than bread to prepare, and can be baked
in many ways even if you are without an oven or gas. The recipe below can be modified with less
sugar and vegetable chunks and soft corn if you like to eat it with a regular meal. You can remove
the baking soda (bicarbonate of soda) and vinegar and use baking powder (2 tsp) but remember that
baking powder is very moisture sensitive and can go flat. No rising agents lead to a cake that is
heavy and tough. Grated chocolate bar can be used like cocoa but is not as strong flavored, the other
flavors and spices can be added if they are available. Cut and wrap a sheet cake for a days food on
the move.
• 3 cups flour
• 2 cups sugar
• 2 tsp. baking soda
• 1 tsp. salt
• 3/4 cup vegetable oil, shortening, unsalted margarine, or butter
• 2 Tbsp. vinegar
• 2 cup cold water
• You can mix an egg or two into the second cup of water (in the measuring cup) for a softer
cake
• Any or a mix of - vanilla extract, almond extract, sweet spices, unsweetened cocoa,
chocolate chips, chunks, or shavings, dry or chunk fruits and berries, ground or chopped
nuts, citrus peel shavings, freeze dry coffee, peanut butter
Rub oil on your frying pan, folded aluminum foil or clean paper tray, or 9-by-13 inch baking pan
and evenly sprinkle down some flour to coat the bottom (to prevent sticking). Preheat oven to 350F
or prepare coals. Mix dry ingredients together first and then quickly add all of the liquid
ingredients, mix only as long as it takes to get a smooth mixture. Pour batter into your pan and
immediately begin cooking. Bake, steam, or place your pan above a fire or coals or a hot plate on a
low setting with a lid or cover until a toothpick or fork comes out clean when poked into the middle
of the cake, between 20 min to an hour depending on thickness and ingredients. Wait 20 min to cool
then serve, cut up and wrap, or frost. Good sweet spices include cinnamon, ginger, cloves, nutmeg,
allspice, and some also use anise and fennel seed. Freeze dry coffee as much as you need added to
chocolate cake is great for waking up before midnight actions.
With the alternative cooking methods practice is required and don't be surprised if you get a hard
bottom crust if you cook over a fire, you could also try putting the batter into folded and oiled foil
pockets or leaf wraps and put at the edges of the cinders, oil the inside of the foil if possible and fill
less than half full since the cake will rise when cooking. An easy glaze frosting like what is on a
donut is made by mixing water or orange juice and sugar, frosting is made with butter or oil and
powdered sugar you can add cocoa if you like. Frosting keeps the cake moist longer.
Pancakes
Inexpensive and easy to make even with just a dollar store fry pan and one of the stoves in Low
Impact Crashing.
• 2 cup self rising flour
• 1/4 cup butter (oil/butter/fat/margarine)
• 1 egg (or 1/4 cup wet mixed egg powder)
• Sugar and/or Salt to desired flavor
• 2-3 cup water to desired thickness
(to make self rising flour take 1 cup of all-purpose flour, add 1 1/2 teaspoons of baking powder and
1/2 teaspoon of salt or just look for it in the store)
Make a huge batch and rewarm when you are hungry or eat cold. You can make syrup by heating
water and adding with brown sugar or even regular sugar, a pinch of corn starch, and some butter,
but why? You can substitute as much oat or whole wheat flour as you like to change the flavor. You
can use these like a tortilla or lauffa and wrap other foods in them vary the sugar and salt t match
the wrapped food. With a thin batter you can make the thin pancakes used in blintzes.
Fry in a frying pan or wok with a little butter or oil, don't let them sit too long or get the pan too hot,
flip when you start to see bubbles coming through the top, a spatula helps for flipping.
Acorns
You can collect wild acorns for free and then turn them into a meal similar to corn meal! Just gather
a decent amount of acorns and shell them with a nutcracker or a stone. Grind the meat inside in a
blender with water until it is a smooth paste, or hand grind it into a similar constancy. Now, you
must place the ground meats into a colander lined with a paper towel and rinse thoroughly several
times. You will notice that the water that runs out is milky. You are draining a bitter substance that
rendered the meal inedible unless it is drained out. Repeat until the water that runs out is clear. Taste
the meal to make sure. After letting it dry, you can use it in a manner similar to cornmeal or flour.
Use it to make pancakes, muffins, biscuits, cookies, etc.
Gathering acorns is a fun activity for younger children, too. It will keep them entertained and active,
outdoors in good weather. You can reward them by "spilling" a little bit of extra sugar into your
meal before baking.
Homeless-Street Savvy
Mulligan Stew
During the Great Depression of the 1930's, many of the hobos who gathered in the camps would
pool together whatever they had for a meal. The food was cut up and put into a pot with some water
and cooked, adding waste bones of any kind and scrap meat added fats and protein. What was
finished was often called "Mulligan Stew" or "Whatchagot Stew". In the early days of the personal
computer revolution, techies would keep themselves fed during marathon sessions in a similar way,
using a wok instead of a cooking pot. The resulting product was nicknamed "Stir-Fry Random" and
was often served on a bed of rice or ramen noodles. During the days of America's "Wild West", the
camp cook sometimes took leftovers, local vegetation, meat scraps and often the parts of the steer
that wasn't normally eaten, and make what was often called "Sonofabitch Stew" for obvious
reasons. If you plan to include dry beans pre-soak them and expect them to take as long as four
hours, other dried grains and corn might also take this long to soften. Add ingredients to the pot in
the order of time it takes to soften, at the last few minutes add greens that you gathered from areas
away from the roadside where weed sprayers might ruin the food.
Whatever stew you are making you can cook it in an aluminum foil pouch, carefully double fold
three edges fill and fold to seal, cook the stew in campfires, forest fires, engine blocks, Bill
Clinton's shorts, etc.
Sandwich of Irony
You can make a cooked cheese or other sandwich by setting an iron to it's highest setting and
ironing your sandwich. Of course this might goop up the iron and make it unusable for clothes, but
it is a good way to hide a cooking device in a dorm room. You might also try using your iron as a
hot plate if you can figure a safe way to prop it upside down.
A friend of one of our contributors was told how to heat sandwiches using a room radiator. Wrap the
sandwich in aluminum foil and place it on the heat source. When you can smell the food, it's done.
Creative Cooking
Be creative, your radiator, hair dryer, clothes dryer, iron, car engine, coffee maker, etc can be used
to heat canned or foil covered food. If there is a chance of boiling temperatures be sure the can has a
hole poked in the lid to prevent explosion. Wrapping in foil makes most heat sources a safe way to
heat or cook your food, just be careful to use a careful clean double fold to seal the edges.
Car Cooking
Cooking on car engine blocks see Cars, Cooking and Heating
Field Corn
When riding the rails or hitchhiking you will often find fields of corn just waiting to feed you
hungry travelers. If you are lucky you will be near sweet corn which is great even if just baby stage
where it can be eaten whole. Field or dent corn(animal feed) while not as sweet is very edible. If
corn is already dried out you can pound or grind into cornmeal. You can eat ripe corn raw but
cooking will make it taste much better. Pull the silk out of the top but don't remove the husk(leaves
covering the corn). Some people will pour a little salty water in to flavor before cooking but it is
optional. Wrap the husk tightly and either wrap in foil and place in the edge of the coals or place on
a grille and cover, turn every few minutes. Add salt spices and butter to your liking, cooking 10-20
minutes.
Below Edited From Dishes & Beverages Of The Old South Martha McCulloch-Williams (1913)
http://digital.lib.msu.edu/projects/cookbooks/
Ash Cakes
• Make dough as for plain corn bread, but add the least trifle of salt, sweep the hot hearth very
clean, pile the dough on it in a flattish mound, cover with big leaves--cabbage leaves will do
at a pinch, or even thick clean paper, then pile on embers with coals over them and leave for
an hour or more, according to size.
• Take up, brush off ashes, and break away any cindery bits.
• Serve with new butter and fresh buttermilk.
• Aluminum foil or damp corn husk wrapping should work if on the roadside instead of a
fireplace hearth.
Of course check out fields you pass by for other usable crops to feed yourself as you travel through
the countryside.
Stinger Soup
Using a stinger or pocket immersion boiler to make soup Low_Impact_Crashing, Kitchen. Changes
to some recipes here are in bold for stinger cooking. Be careful, if the water or liquid boils away a
commercial stinger will burn out and a home made one might start a fire.
To make a stinger soup boil solid veggies (onions, carrots, potato, beets, etc) in lightly salted tap
water until they are cooked and only then adding a powdered soup base, spices, or bullion cubes
that way your immersion boiler doesn't get too gooped up. Soft veggies like cabbage must be boiled
with caution since small bits might stick to your stinger the same is true with pasta. If you want
pasta in the soup boil the water first then pour it into a thermos if you have one and add the thinnest
regular pasta you can find like angel hair spaghetti or substitute rice noodles since they soften faster.
Coffee Bar
Most offices and waiting rooms feature free coffee with sugar and fake creamer. The fake creamer
is barely food but will fill your stomach if you are hungry enough, half a cup creamer dry or mixed
with sugar and hot water will give you strength to continue the search for food. It goes without
saying that you should stuff your plastic shopping bag with any stale cake, donuts, or popcorn that
is found with the coffee.
Popcorn
If you grow or buy in bulk, popcorn is a cheap and easy snack. Try mixing in spices, adding dry
whey, and/or using a bit of oil to make the stuff stick.
Carmel corn is made by heating up butter (or oil) and melting in brown sugar. Add a tablespoon of
each until you have the right consistency. It helps to have a friend mix with a spoon while you pour.
Popcorn can also be eaten as a cereal, just like the pilgrims did! Add milk and sugar if you want to
give it a try. Stale popcorn also works as a cereal.
An air popper can be run for a long time by dropping a little corn in every thirty seconds or so. This
is good for large popping operations. Pop a huge trash bag full if you are on a support team and take
out to your activists.
If you have access to a microwave oven, don't bother with those pre-packaged bags. Pour a small
amount into a large glass bowl and put a glass plate on top of it. If there is a "POPCORN" setting in
the oven, use that. If not, put it on HIGH and shut it off three seconds after the last kernel pops.
Bread
Bread takes time but is delicious and inexpensive to make. You can make with as little as flour,
sourdough culture or yeast, and water, but salt, sugar, eggs, and oil help add flavor and nutrition. As
you add eggs remove an equivalent amount of water, an easy way to do this is fill the measuring
cup with available eggs then finish with water. Using yeast means that you do not have to air culture
a bowl of flour paste into sourdough, which takes several days. You can jump start a sourdough
culture by begging a pinch of yeast from a bakery and adding it to the flour paste, then keep it alive
warm, damp, and covered with a cloth, mix once or twice a day and keep using and feeding it flour
and water.
Mix sugar, warm water, and yeast into one large bowl and let it proof (reproduce) while working the
other ingredients. Let it proof a long time for a strong yeasty flavor. Once you have a thriving
bubbling yeast bowl, you can mix it into the bread bowl with the eggs, flour, oil, eggs, salt, and
more sugar if you want a sweet bread. Lots of olive oil and herbs makes a tasty foccacia. Of course
if you want to make a granola, fruity, or nutty bread go nuts.
Try this first and then experiment:
• 1 1/2 cups warm water (feels warm to hand, not burning hot)
• 1 Tbs sugar
• 1 tsp salt
• 4 cups flour
• 1 Tbs yeast
Once you have your bread and punched it down you are ready to make a loaf. Let it rise again and
bake it at 350F(180C) until it starts to brown on top. If you make a funky loaf at first, try again, as
you will develop a feel for the consistency of a dough after a few tries.
Steam
Steam is also a way to bake whole loafs but it will have a different consistency then regular bread
softer with a delicate white crust. If you find dry stale bread you can revive it by steaming for ten
minutes and then a quick run in a hot oven. Put your stinger in a can of water and start it
boiling, balance or skewer a dough bun and place another can with holes on over the bun to
retain the steam, now you have a neo-hobo bun steamer.
Pizza
For pizza crust, let rise then roll or throw a flat disc onto a pan and let rise covered for 1/2 hour,
then bake for 10 min at 200F. Remove crust add sauce, cheese, and toppings and bake again until
the toppings are done.
Store Loaf
A nice loaf of store-bought bread can also make a rather nutritious, albeit boring meal. If you pay
attention to what you buy, you can get a loaf that, if you eat enough slices, will fulfill the
overwhelming majority of your nutritional needs. Most chain supermarkets will place loaves of
day-old bread or pastries from the bakery section on sale. Be sure to check this area if your local
store has one.
Pita
Flip your wok over or find a steel pita dome and place on a hot mound of coals or a gas burner,
throw a flattened disc of floured dough (use a dough with a little extra oil in the mix) onto the hot
dome, you will need to practice timing and temperature to make this tasty flat bread a little burning
on the outside is normal. You will need to re-season the inside of the wok after using this method.
You can also try using a hot plate surface, fry pan, or griddle. This is a middle eastern type of bread.
Pita is usually dipped in olive oil and humus. Soaked overnight and boiled garbanzo beans are
mashed into a paste with spices, herbs, and olive oil (really any bean and oil should work) This adds
healthy lipids and protein to your diet when dipped or spread onto your pith or bread.
Fry Bread
A pita sized piece of dough can also be fried in oil in a pan, watch that you don't overheat the oil.
Cake batter can be fried to make donut sticks, these need more oil since they must float.
See also Hardtack crackers in Backpacking and Camping.
Yogurt
Yogurt is nutritious, cheap, healthy and delicious. It is easier than ever to make yogurt because
much of today's yogurt comes with the active cultures still alive, and you can use these cultures to
make your own yogurt. Almost any with active cultures works great: just mix some in with whole
milk, put it in a large pot, and heat it until it feels warm, an electric blanket or next to a radiator
should work too. In a few hours you'll be eating something much cheaper, tastier and healthier than
buying it from a tub. Eating some every day can also prevent digestive problems.
As an aside acidophilus powder (the good active bacteria in yogurt) from a health food store or
plain yogurt (no sugar) has been known to kill yeast infections in some people if used several times
a day.
Parmesan Cheese
The real block stuff that you have to grind is much better than what is in the shakey can for topping
your food but both also work for making cheese and creme sauces and they pack well for the road.
You can try substituting brewers yeast to see if you like the switch, the yeast actually has more
protein.
Drinks
Fruit Juices
There is no better way to save money and stay hydrated than by watering down your juice!
Although the taste takes a few days to grow accustomed to, the benefits are tremendous. Everyone
likes to have some flavor in their drinks, as demonstrated by the terrible trends of powdered drink
mixes and "flavoured water," so why not try to be smarter about it?. Treat any standard $3.00 bottle
of juice like a $15.00 bottle of concentrate- mixing 1 part juice to 4-5 parts water, experiment to
figure out what's best for you. You'll soon learn that a bottle of juice can last you weeks, and will
keep you less thirsty throughout the day.
Fruit from the dumpster of a market is often bruised and not appealing for consumption raw, but it
is well suited for juicing, don't forget to wash it off first.
If you're at a restaurant and have a limited budget, order water with lemon. It's almost always free,
and will add some flavor to your beverage. Furthermore, lemon is a natural source of various
vitamins and is good for digestion.
Tea
Sun Tea is a cheap and easy way to have nice iced tea. Just take a couple of quarts of water in a
sealed, clear jug, add any type of loose or bagged tea (about a tablespoon or two per jug), set out in
the sun for a few hours, and then refrigerate. You can steal as many packets of tea as you could want
from coffee stations all over the country, in convenience stores, churches, etc. This is healthier than
buying manufactured tea from Lipton or other sources that use acids and preservatives in their
concoctions. If you can't stand unsweetened tea, try adding lemon. If you still can't stand it, add
some sugar. The sooner you can prevent your children and/or yourself from becoming dependent on
sugar, the healthier they will become.
When you or a friend are visiting England, be sure to stock up on tea; you won't know the
difference until you have had a quality tea, but you will be disgusted by European and American
teas once you have tasted quality. If you are pulling an all-nighter, there is no better buzz than
proper English tea.
An absolutely free and nutritious tea can be made from pine needles. Pick a small fistful of pine
needles from a nearby tree (use the greener living ones on the branches, not the brown\gray dead
ones on the ground), break them in two and boil in water. Pine needle tea actually tastes pretty
good, and pine needles by weight contain more Vitamin C than lemons or limes. Great in the
wintertime.
Lemonade
Don't buy pre-made lemonade or lemonade powders! For a version that's better and cheaper, get a
clean 2 liter soda bottle or a 1/2 gallon pitcher. Pour in 3 cups of cold water, add 1 cup of sugar (or
other appropriate sweetener like Stevia), then put the cap on and shake (or stir) until the sugar
dissolves completely. Then add 1 cup of lemon juice (The reconstituted stuff from the discount
stores works perfectly if it is real), add three more cups of water, shake/stir again, and enjoy. Add
washed and crushed throw away strawberries to upgrade to strawberry lemonade, and/or add
homemade vodka for a little zing. For a cool middle eastern flavor add crushed mint leaves for mint
tea.
This can also be made for free at a convenience store beverage station using the lemon packets
meant for tea, and the sugar meant for the coffee. Furthermore, while attending a restaurant, order a
water with lemon (which is usually perfectly free at a sit-down place of any sort) and mix in a few
packets of sugar from the table.
Smoothies
Mixing fruit, ice, and either milk or yogurt in a blender is a good way to get a solid serving of both
fruit and dairy in a cool, refreshing beverage. You can also sneak in a carrot or bit of tomato to
discreetly add some more minerals and vitamins without disrupting the flavor. The natural sugars of
the fruit should be enough to give your smoothies the right amount of sweetness to encourage kids
to partake, as well.
Apple Wine
You can make cheap wine by getting cider at an orchard (about a dollar a liter) and adding a packet
of yeast. The yeast can be bought at any you-brew store. One packet will make about 20 liters of
wine. Let the mix stand 'till the bubbles stop. Or for a stronger wine let stand 3 months. This will
work for other fresh squeezed juices as well although the flavor often changes.
Avoid
Don't waste your money on expensive high fructose beverages like soda, as fructose is more
harmful to your body than cane sugar. Avoid drinking sports drinks, unless you have a terrible diet
and are sweating constantly. Instead, add a pinch of salt to your watered fruit juice. Also, it turns out
that Soy Milk may not be that healthy for you, as most of it is made from fermented soy beans.
Fermentation not only destroys most of the vitamins and minerals in soy, but can also lead to ill
health effects.
Using Old Cookbooks
When looking for something out of the ordinary to make for a meal, you may come across a few
older cookbooks. A number were written during the Great Depression using simple ingredients
(such as "Aunt Sammy's Radio Recipes" produced by the US Department of Agriculture). Some
written during World War 2 may feature a number of meatless recipes since civilian sales of many
foods were rationed so the Armed Forces could be fed. You may have to cut back on some of the
fatty ingredients since such things as "cholesterol" were not as widely known as they are today.
Many of the older cookbooks were written back in the days before microwave ovens, and some
terms may seem unfamiliar to folks today. Here are a few that you may come across.
Double Boiler-This is a two-tiered saucepan that is used to melt things like cheese and chocolate. It
uses the heat from boiling water in the bottom to melt the item in the top pan, since direct heat from
the flames can burn it. If a recipe says to mix something "over boiling water", this is what they
mean. These are still being made, but you may have to buy yours at a specialty cooking store.
You can also make your own by placing a pan over another pan, be careful that they fit right though
and that they won't slip or burn you from the steam.
Double Cream-An old term for Heavy Cream.
Hard-Wheat and Soft-Wheat Flours-Hard-Wheat flour was used for yeast breads and Soft-Wheat
was used for pastries, cakes and quick-breads. Just use All-Purpose or Whole Wheat flour.
Nutmeats-These are nuts (often walnuts or almonds) chopped into little pieces. (Note: Peanuts aren't
nuts; they're legumes, a kind of bean.)
Rich Milk-Back in the day when almost all milk delivered by the milkman was Certified (that is,
non-homogenized), the cream in the milk would rise and collect in the neck of the bottle. This was
called "Rich Milk", "Top Milk" or "Top of Milk" and was used in a number of recipes. You can
substitute Light Cream for this.
Scalded Milk-You're to bring the milk almost to a boil (using a Double Boiler, natch). This often
helps the cooking process in some recipes.
Single Cream-An old term for Light Cream.
Skim (or Skimmed) Milk-Another term for "Fat Free" Milk.
Soda-Not a soft drink, but Baking Soda, also known as Sodium Bicarbonate or Bicarbonate of
Soda.
Top Milk (or Top of Milk)-See "Rich Milk".
Yeast Cake-This is a small 0.6 ounce block of active yeast (about a tablespoon) that is used in
baking. It is rarely seen in supermarkets anymore, since it is highly perishable and doesn't transport
very well. Substitute it with 2 1/4 teaspoons of Active Dry Yeast (what you'll find in those yeast
packets in the store). If the recipe calls for a 2 ounce yeast cake, use three packets or 6 3/4
teaspoons of Active Dry Yeast.
Pasta-Some cookbooks from back in the 1930's mention cooking pasta for as much as 20 minutes.
This was when pasta was made with much denser dough than today, unless of course you are home
making the pasta recipe earlier in the chapter. Ignore the time suggestion and just boil until tender.
If the pasta is to be used in a casserole, under cook it, since it will continue to cook when it's in the
oven.
External Links
http://biology.clc.uc.edu/Fankhauser/Cheese/cheese.html College level cheese making with some
easy Italian recipes.
http://www.foodsubs.com/ The Cook's Thesaurus: "(A) cooking encyclopedia that covers thousands
of ingredients and kitchen tools. Entries include pictures, descriptions, synonyms, pronunciations,
and suggested substitutions."
http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Cookbook WikiBooks: Cookbooks (Recipes from Wikimedia)
Restaurants
Friends with the Staff
If you have either a decent personality or passable acting skills, you can sometimes get free food by
befriending the staff at hip restaurants.
Hone your skills at identifying compassionate places. Generally, but not exclusively, such
establishments tend to have mismatched decor (obtained from thrift stores if not for free). In
addition, the employees are usually young and similarly mismatched, the music comes from an
actual stereo, and the place probably doesn't accept credit cards. If there is an older woman who
calls everyone "honey" like she really means it, your odds of getting free stuff increases
exponentially.
Avoid larger chain restaurants, although if you're exceptionally charismatic you might be able to
pull it off there as well. Sometimes you will have success in places where the staff looks bored or
angry, although they are probably under the thumb of an oppressive and paranoid management who
keeps tight track of supplies.
Start by hanging out over a cup of coffee or something similarly cheap. Act friendly and have a few
interesting stories ready. Don't overdo the poor bit. Most Amerikans are frightened or disgusted by
the unfortunate.
Chat with your wait-person, take the food to-go if this will reduce the work of the waiter, and
maybe even jot a friendly note on a clean napkin when you leave. Become friends with the staff let
them in on a few travel stories (remember Security Culture). If they think of you as a friend and not
simply another tip, they might want to draw you back for more tales of the road.
Don't ask for stuff up-front unless you are just blowing through. If you build a little camaraderie
with any particular staff members, you can offer little conversational tidbits about your exciting and
interesting travels. However, asking outright for freebies is generally an alienating move until you
have built a rapport. You may find that your coffee is left off the bill, or you are afforded a free
buffet, or even that another customer's unwanted entree finds its way to your table.
ALWAYS make sure to tip as extravagantly as possible for such favors to let the staff know that you
are sharing what wealth you do have, always use cash.
Once you've cultivated a relationship with a restaurant, you might
even be able to bargain leftovers if you hang around at closing time.
People can be surprisingly compassionate and empathetic if they
identify with you or want to live vicariously through you.
In our sexist society, you will find that a woman has a better chance to
get free stuff with a male waiter, especially with a slightly cute, shy
approach, while still letting him know you are running tight and
relying on his compassion. Males usually also have more success with
males if they can become interesting and respected; a male appealing
to another male's compassion is more likely to elicit a reaction of
disgust than sympathy.
Female waitresses are wise to these games and see a scam better since
playing off of their ego is less effective. 18 to 21 year old wait staff
are the easiest to get free food from, since they aren't jaded and often
don't really care if they end up getting canned.
If you live in a college town, are of (or can pass as) the appropriate age, and have enough guile, a
classic strategy is to claim membership with a campus environmental club and ask for leftovers.
Knowing the organization's appropriate name is essential, and learning a bit about current officers
or projects can lend extra credibility. Wear something about Darfur or Fair Trade to seal the deal.
You can make off with enough food to feed you and another person for a week. If you are
extraordinarily bold, just say you collect for the homeless. That way you don't have to fudge a story.
Another angle you might try is that you are trying to feed pets. This avoids fear of litigation over
spoiled food. As you leave carefully grabbing leftovers from plates while the staff is not looking
and dumping it into a bag is an effective way to supplement your diet.
The Walk-out
A classic is the walk-out. A friend and I got away with this a number of times by pretending to be a
couple (a male-and-female duo works best for this kind of scam, but if you are two of the same
gender, it might work to your advantage to pretend that you are siblings). We dressed slightly
eccentrically but not outrageously, so the staff would remember the clothes and not our faces. We
spent our dinner discussing literature, philosophy, and the sadness of our society. I had a notebook
and pen, and he smoked cigarettes. The effect we were aiming for was to look like off-the-wall
artist-activist types.
At the end of the meal, we each "got distracted" by something. He went to the bathroom while I
wandered about as if in thought. Then, I went outside. He followed several minutes later, and we
walked away totally free. Had someone stopped us, I would have remarked that I thought he was
going to pay, and he would have said that he thought I'd already paid. Make sure to leave a tip,
though. Don't dine and ditch unless you have no other choice; it would be a bad thing to be hauled
in and charged with extra crimes to get you off of the street. Only attempt this ruse out of town,
because a waiter might remember "those bastards that ran off without paying."
Pizza
Call up the local Pizza Hut and order whatever sort of pizza you like and be sure to prepay via
credit card. Then, when the pizza arrives, call the restaurant back and say they gave you the wrong
one. Pizza Hut is obligated to give you the pizza for free, even if they can prove that you're wrong.
This is an almost foolproof way to get a free pizza, however you shouldn't do it too often with a
single place or they'll refuse to serve you.
Also, be sure to tip the delivery driver if you try to pull this one. They'll be screwed out of the
meager compensation they get for gas and wear and tear on their vehicles by the greedy corporate
office, so they really need the tip for this one.
Food Programs
Food not Bombs
Ask around to see if your town has a Food Not Bombs chapter. FNB groups in cities across the US
and several other countries serve healthy, free, vegan food to anyone who wants it. Most chapters
serve at least once a week, some serve everyday. FNB groups usually serve in a public place, such
as a park or town square. Food Not Bombs groups will also often agree to provide food at large
gatherings, such as protest marches, picket lines, disaster areas, activist conferences, etc. provided
they have the resources to do so. Go to http://www.foodnotbombs.net for more info, including an
(incomplete) list of active groups.
Food Stamps
Food stamps are still available, ask at your state or county health clinic or city hall where to apply.
Many states ask many detailed questions about your eligibility based on income, property, and
vehicles owned. An easier program for mothers and children is to get onto WIC a nutrition program
that provides nutrition specific foods like milk, cereal, and yogurt.
Feed a Yippie
If you are not up to direct action at least support our kids in the streets, use the large group recipes
in Cheap Chow or whatever you can dumpster dive and support our troops! Please remember that
we need to eat every day, put a bread loaf shaped chalk mark on the curb or sidewalk Wall Painting
so we know you are willing to feed a traveling Yippie.
Supermarkets
Beware the temptation to be a petty shoplifter. You are truly resisting oppression, not just being an
angry wannabe revolutionary. Even an angry youth, once fingerprinted, will be in the database for
life. How many promising brothers and sisters have successfully fought a political persecution only
to be later sent behind bars for a maximum sentence on a shoplifting charge. To lower ourselves in
the eyes of the public demeans our cause. We are not in the 60's anymore - we need leaders that
inspire popular resistance to the corpgov. Be aware of modern technique for only the worst of
emergencies.
Consider the story of Tre Arrow a leader in the eco-green movement who was slapped with some
arson charges in 2001 to get him out of circulation. After escaping safely to Canada he is at the time
of this writing sitting in a Canadian prison, fighting for asylum against the Canadian courts who
want to deport him to the United States. All for being caught shoplifting bolt cutters. If the
movement needs something so badly let a non-activist do the shoplifting.
This book/wiki is no substitute for knowing both the laws and enforcement of those laws in the
different states and localities. For example some states allow store employees to make a citizens
arrest for shoplifting and in others they can talk tough and hope you stick around until a sworn law
enforcement officer arrives to collect you. Understand that a cop will almost never take an
employee in for assault or false imprisonment even if he did improperly apprehend you.
Supermarkets
In spite of massive markups and increasing food costs, there are still a few ways to get out of a
supermarket without getting totally robbed. Shoplifting is a good way to send a known activist off
to jail for a long time when no other charges will stick, so think before you steal.
"Please do not steal from local owned stores for many have been closing down because of loss. In
urban areas there are not very many local owned stores anymore. Loss and the supermarkets
undercutting price until the local store closes, are main reasons why my store could not survive." -
author unknown
Getting food extra cheap
Dumpster Diving
Many smaller supermarkets still have open-top dumpsters where day-old food can be had for free!
Happy hunting! Some even separate veggie and meat stuff.
Be careful with compactor type trash dumpsters, these are usually shielded so yippies can't jump in
and root around when the stock boy hits the compress button. It is possible to bend the guards and
reach in but never try to get in. Some compactors have exposed hydraulic hoses, these use quick
connect connectors which are disconnected when the garbage truck comes, you could disconnect
them when you dive the trash ares to "safe" the compactor, but be sure there is not an electrical
assist or that you have not just removed the return line which would not disable the crushing
direction. Most good stuff is ruined by compactors so the danger is almost never worth the risk
unless you have an accomplice on the inside to load the compactor with good stuff for you and not
hit the smash button.
Coupons
One of our writers sent a letter to a large US bakery company saying that French students were
coming to the high school and that there would be a presentation on American foods including
snack cakes. They were asked to donate products for the exchange students to sample. One week
later four coupons arrived worth five dollars each for that corporations bakery products. This is a
great totally legal way to get some basic food if you are low on cash, because even most junk food
companies also make bread and other products that are better for you. This also works if you write a
polite letter to complain or compliment their products or just to ask questions, this sometimes also
works if you call the 1-800 info number.
Marketing Scams
Most packaged, branded food is marked up like crazy. Healthier and no name foods tend to be
cheaper. Good for you, if it turns out you have to pay. Look for these foods on the very bottom and
top shelves. The brand name items the supermarket is pushing will be at the average person's eye
level.
Discount Stores
In some poorer neighborhoods, you can find discount grocery stores that sell odd-lot packages of
food. Often these are over-runs of stuff meant for regional chains with unfamiliar brand names, or
major label items that were meant for export with English-language labels slapped on them (so don't
be surprised if you see Arabic corn flakes or instant oatmeal with Chinese text). Many of the major
odd-lot stores like Big Lots, Dollar General and 99 Cents Only sell this kind of food at a major
discount. If something is in stock and you like it, buy it, since the supply of these bargains is spotty
at best. Bakery Outlet type stores sell breads, crackers, cakes, pies and cereals that are weeks (if not
days) before their freshness dates expire. If you have access to a freezer, stock up!
Sample Surfing
Many large chain supermarket deli's will give you a sample if you ask, enough corpgov fat and
batter to tease but not enough to satisfy. Hit several stores and you might get enough to fill you up,
many stores also have one day a week where vendors give lots of samples in the aisles.
Munchies and Hungries
Most of us end up shopping (or shoplifting) when we are hungry or worse stoned and munchy. You
will end up wasting your money on cheap packaged foods with little nutritional value. Plan
shopping trips and take a list, stick to your well planned shopping list, corporations have special
employees who plan the store shelf layout very carefully to seduce idiots into buying expensive
junk. Plan your nutrition, make a diet to plan shopping, like an overweight person on a diet does,
but count nutrients and calories for energy and value not weight loss. Marketing 101: Corpgov
marketing strategies are known to work much better on hungry supermarket customers.
Grifter Tricks
Lifting a Meal
If you want to steal-a-meal, it is generally a better idea to load up a basket and then go into the
bathroom and eat in one of the stalls. Leave a few items in your basket so you don't look suspicious.
Then, you can put everything back or just take it. If you eat in the bathrooms, don't be stupid and
remember to wash your hands. Nobody wants a sick Yippie. Another more risky option if the
bathroom is out is you could eat some food, including deli food, just ask for them to bag it and you
will pay with your other items, in a quiet aisle and ditch the container behind some boxes. Be
careful, in a few places you can be busted for shoplifting as soon as a security agent or employee
sees you take only one bite, chances are they will probably kick you out on the first offense. Better
to check the dumpsters in back and avoid a chance for quality time with officer friendly.
Papers Please
Another method is to enter a supermarket armed with shopping bags and a receipt(from said
supermarket). Put what you want into a shopping cart. When you've got what you want, find a low
traffic, low security area(The bedding section, garden center, discount aisle) and put your goods into
the shopping bag(s). Then just walk right out(with the receipt in hand). If your stopped, hand them
the receipt, they usually won't take the time to check for each item. This works best during medium
to peak business hours. Some stores combat this by marking your receipt as you exit.
Gift Cards
Go to the corporate store and find the gift card on the shelf, the first one in the stack preferably.
Walk around the store with it and memorize or write down the security information on the back of
the card. It should be a series of numbers. Then return the card as if you decided against purchasing
it. Then wait a month or two and check online to see if the card is activated because it was
purchased. If yes, then use the card to make purchases online. Don’t worry about ruining Johnny’s
birthday. Most of the corporate stores set up refund programs to stop bad press and keep people
buying the scam cards. Please use the card in support of progressive causes (such as donations to
legit non-profits) because we should be using these skills to help everyone.
UPC Tricks
Many supermarkets have a section near the back with marked-down items that are old or damaged,
with the UPC written over with a new price. Cashiers ring up these items using the new price no
questions asked, so one can do this for any item.
If you can find an old CueCat or other cheap bar code scanner you can scan some inexpensive or
generic item that you find in the trash and then print new UPC's on sticker paper to stick onto goods
at the market, be sure the description is close to what you are sticking or a sharp checker might bust
you. Don't try this scam too often with the same checker or at the same store in case the
management starts looking for you.
Photocopying UPC's and gluing/sticking them onto more expensive items should work especially if
you are in a self service scanpoint. It is important to remember that most self service checkouts
weigh the items as you add them to the bag so only fake the UPC on same weight items.
Self Check-Out
Make the self checkout lane work for you! Ring up more expensive foods as cabbage or bananas;
they tend to be sold pretty cheap by the pound. There is usually one employee (if that) not very
closely watching over four or more self checkout lines.
Wholesale Markets.
America is not the economic powerhouse it was in the 60's, there are not the massive food surpluses
that there once were. Litigation because of spoiled food and fear of a free lunch attracting tramps
has gone a long way to ending many easy food handouts. Vegetable handouts are still a possibility
behind some stores that have yet to seal and cover their garbage crusher dumpsters. Try the large
grocery outlets who supply restaurants, since the public is less likely to be hanging around they are
less likely to seal or lock their trash compactors and dumpsters, they are also a great place to shop
but pay cash. Especially in winter it is possible to unload with darkness covering your expedition,
an LED headlight will help you see what food is still good, tall rubber boots and leather gloves will
prevent many injuries.
Food Conspiracies
What follows is the original text
Forming a food cooperative is one of the best ways to promote solidarity and get every kind of food
you need to survive real cheap. It also provides a ready-made bridge for developing alliances with
blacks, Puerto Ricans, chicanos and other groups fighting our common oppressor on a community
level.
Call a meeting of about 20 communes, collectives or community organizations. Set up the ground
rules. There should be a hard-core of really good hustlers that serve as the shopping or hunting party
and another group of people who have their heads together enough to keep records and run the
central distribution center. Two or three in each group should do it. They can get their food free for
the effort. Another method is to rotate the activity among all members of the conspiracy. The
method you choose depends upon your politics and whether you favor a division of labor or using
the food conspiracy as a training for collective living. Probably a blend of the two is best, but you'll
have to hassle that out for yourself. The next thing to agree upon is how the operation and all the
shit you get will be paid for. This is dependent on a number of variables, so we'll map out one
scheme and you can modify it to suit your particular situation. Each member of every commune
could be assessed a fee for joining. You want to get together about $2,000, so at 200 members, this
is ten bucks a piece. After the joining fee, each person or group has to pay only for the low budget
food they order, but some loot is needed to get things rolling. The money goes to getting a store
front or garage, a cheap truck, some scales, freezers, bags, shelving, chopping blocks, slicer and
whatever else you need. You can get great deals by looking in the classified ads of the local
overground newspaper and checking for restaurants or markets going out of business. Remember
the idea of a conspiracy is to get tons of stuff at real low prices or free into a store front, and then
break it down into smaller units for each group and eventually each member. The freezers allow you
to store perishables for a longer time.
The hunting party should be well acquainted with how to rip off shit totally free and where all the
best deals are to be found. They should know what food is seasonal and about nutritional diets.
There is a lot to learn, such as where to get raw grains in 100 pounds lots and how to cut up a side
of beef. A good idea is to get a diet freak to give weekly talks in the store front. There can also be
cooking lessons taught, especially to men, so women can get out of the kitchen.
Organizing a community around a basic issue of survival, such as food, makes a lot of nitty gritty
sense. After your conspiracy gets off the ground and looks permanent, you should seek to expand it
to include more members and an emergency food fund should be set up in case something happens
in the community. There should also be a fund whereby the conspiracy can sponsor free community
dinners tied into celebrations. Get it together and join the fight for a world-wide food conspiracy.
Seize the steak!
Roadkill
Urban Pigeon
If the soup kitchens are providing nothing but watered broth and the dumpsters are picked clean
there is still an easy source of protein if you are careful and fits your philosophy. First of all realize
that this is both controversial in that some will call it cruelty and secondly it could be an excuse for
the pigs to haul you in.
While in China rat is sold in markets and raccoon, cat, rabbit, and squirrel all exist in our urban
zones they are too often diseased or dangerous as they fight back tooth and claw. Other birds
(except the occasional dove or duck) like seagulls are also too smelly because of their diet of
vermin infested dead things and rotten garbage.
The best meat we can get for free is the simple stupid urban pigeon. The easiest way to catch them
is with a little bread trail for bait, a box with a stick holding it propped up, and about twenty feet of
string. Bird follows trail of bread under box, you pull string, stick lets box fall, bird is trapped. You
can use other methods like nets or a loop of string and hope to catch a leg but this seems the easiest
and most humane. Put your hand under the box and grab your bird, he won't bite, be quick so he
won't hurt himself flapping, grip around his body pinning down his wings.
Look him over, are his feathers looking good or is he shedding and scabby, Is he infested with bugs
or weak and sluggish, are his eyes looking filmy or gross, if so let him go and wash your hands he is
probably diseased. If he looks good snap or cut his neck quickly (with a new razor blade) so it will
be over for him. Cut him open from neck to tail and look his insides over, are they glistening
smooth and come out easily or are they all stuck together and spotty, if they look bad or wormy
again chuck him out and let a cat or raccoon have him, he was not long for this world anyway.
Rinse out the gut area before proceeding. You might consider plucking before cutting open(it is too
hard after) to save the skin and fats, but most of us just peel the skin off and cook like a mini
chicken. A pigeon soup would be the safest way to go, let it boil for at least a half hour, but an hour
is better, drink or save the broth.
Anyone who eats meat but is offended by this idea must remember that at least this bird lived a
completely free life and died quickly unlike the factory cage chickens you might be eating from the
store.
Roadkill
Edited content from original book:
That's right, you can eat dead animals that you find on busy roads. As long as you get to the dead
animal fast enough (before it starts rotting), there aren't any reasons that this practice should be
dangerous. Just make sure to cook it properly.
In some US states you are supposed to notify the Department of Natural Resources (DNR) if you
find a larger animal (deer, bear, wolf etc.) dead on the side of the road. They will usually still let you
keep it. Notifying them will get you out of trouble if some 'helpful' officer accuses you of poaching.
In small towns and rural areas, the death of any livestock must be verified by an authorized
individual. This is to prevent someone from, say, ramming into their bovine encephalitic cow and
saying that was the cause of death - also for insurance purposes. For this reason, always make sure
you befriend your local veterinarian, and he's the one who makes the death certification. He
normally gets paid for his work in carcass.
Farm It
Grow Your Own Food
As food prices spiral upwards, the personal and group garden will come back into vogue. This
Victory Garden puts us somewhat above the heavy handed and regularly used strategy of people
control through the selective distribution of food to the "good" people. Try to acquire and seed non
hybrid seeds before times of trouble, as these seeds can be used generation after generation. Don't
kill yourself with poisons; use natural insect repellents and fertilizers.
Try to plant some staple foods, like spinach, cabbage, and squash,
which offer more versatility for dishes.
Most seed packets cost about a dollar, and can contain hundreds of
seeds. More hardy plants, like squash, can go for about 15 cents a
seed. Almost all packets have growing facts printed right on them,
including best climate, harvest periods, and even how to plant them in
the ground. Most harvest periods for solid, edible crops range from
only 50 days to about 100 days. Be sure to look to see what seasons
are recommended to grow your crops in and where to plant them.
After replanting the hardier plants from your seedlings into the
ground, most just need about a foot or two between each plant. Even a
backyard a few yards across and a few yards deep, if devoted to your
new plants, can yield enough food at harvest time to feed yourself for
a few weeks.
Remember to rotate which crops you plant seasonally. If you only plant one type of plant in the
same row for a few seasons, you risk severely damaging the soil and depleting it of various
minerals. Try to first add crops that can be brought into operation in a few months so you can start
cutting your food budget rather than for example waiting years for an orchard.
What to grow
Roots
Root vegetables are easy to grow and have high food content per acre. The potato fed the Irish until
the blight sent them packing to new shores due in part to lack of crop rotation.
Potatoes are one of the easiest plants to grow without access to a plot of land. The most important
step is to acquire good quality seeds/eyes. You can sometimes even use a potatos from the
supermarket, unless they have been treated with chemicals to prevent eyes from forming, let them
sit for a few weeks to see if they sprout. Most big box stores with a "garden" section will have one
or two varieties in early spring.
Acquire a large garbage can or other large container and clean it out with a 1:5 ratio of bleach and
water to kill any molds and fungi. When you are finished punch a half dozen holes in the bottom for
drainage. Put about four to six inches/ten to fifteen centimeters of soil in the bottom. If necessary,
cut the seeds up so that there are two to three on each piece. Place the seeds or eye sprouts on top on
the surface of the soil, eyes up. Some suggest soaking the seeds beforehand others say dry them out
to prevent rotting and others yet say don't do anything at all. Look at the package in your hands and
see what it says and then use the grey matter between your ears. If something doesn't work do the
other next year. Cover the seeds and keep the soil watered but not soaked, about an inch a week.
Once the plants have grown about six to eight inches/fifteen to twenty centimeters cover the bottom
third with soil. Continue adding soil whenever you get some new growth until the plants begin to
flower. It is essential to keep the "seeds" and/or tubers covered with soil as exposure to the sun will
cause them to turn green. Never eat any green part of a potato or potato plant, they are poisonous.
You can harvest these as new potatoes or wait. Your choice. Once the flowering is over and the
plants start to yellow stop watering. Wait a few weeks for the potatoes to settle and dig them up.
Optional variants: Use sawdust (non-pressure treated wood) and feed with liquid kelp or compost
tea whenever you add a layer.
Tobacco
Not only for smoking, although you if you do you can avoid cigarette taxes, but for the very
effective insecticide and repellant.
Gourds
Most types of squash are good for filler food in typical meat dishes, such as chili. Cut up gourds and
pumpkins are good in soups or as a filler for pies.
Corn
Corn is starch and sugar rich and can be eaten fresh cooked or dried and ground up for cornbread in
the winter. See cheap chow for some recipes.
Beans
Beans are high in protein and usually easy to grow, eat whole or shell out the inner seeds and dry in
the sun for storage. Combined with rice you have a complete if boring diet. Grow the vines in your
greenhouse.
Grains
If you have a large field at least an acre you might try growing wheat, oats or barley. Once you
harvest the wheat you need to be able to cut down, de-hull, and thresh away the chaff. See also
Caching and Cheap Chow
Bamboo
Bamboo is of the grass family but the wood can be used in place of trees. The stalks are quick
growing, strong, and lightweight. Bamboo can be grown from a cutting placed in water and once
roots sprout potted. Bamboo will take over a yard if allowed so caution must be used in planting
especially near a water source. Untreated bamboo rots quickly if allowed to remain damp or in
contact with the ground. Bamboo could also possibly be used to build a greenhouse.
Blackberries
Blackberry briar's not only provide supplemental food for pies or juices but it is also an excellent
barrier plant. Blackberries grow quickly and care must be take to prevent overgrowth especially in
wet climates or near water.
Hay
If you harvest hay during the fall and keep it dry you can feed your livestock during the winter,
store feed or grains are expensive. Many public fields can be freely harvested as long as they havve
not been sprayed. Be sure the hay is well protected and dry. Hay that is harvested green or gets
damp will compost generating temperatures high enough to start a fire, this is a serious danger for
hay kept in a barn or near an animal pen.
Farming Techniques
Watering
The trick to watering a garden is to water it around dawn or dusk, when the plants are still warm, or
about to get warmer, and to water until it starts to flood. Too little water, and you're only hurting the
plant by teasing it. Too much will erode the soil, but this takes a lot of water. If you're in an area
where it gets below freezing at night, water your plants before it gets there, then cover them with a
blanket or tarp. Ice makes a surprisingly good insulator, and the blankets do too.
One of the best sources of free water is your roof gutters, it is best to store this in a rain barrel or
cistern since the rain is already watering your garden that day, use the stored water on a dry
evening. Also look for ways to catch the runoff from parking lots and driveways, an artificial pond
is one way to save this water.
Tire Farming
A stack of tires filled with soil is the start of a vertical farm. Plant between the tires and wedge
small openings for your plants. The tires help conserve water and space and are especially good for
growing root vegetables.
Greenhouse
PVC pipe and UV Plastic sheet are almost all you need to start a greenhouse, saving you water and
increasing crops. It is important that the clear plastic you use will resist degradation, ask at a garden
or hardware shop. Choose a site with well drained soil. If you will be growing only in summer
build under the shade of a tree to reduce overheating, but place in direct sun if you plan to grow full
lifecycle plantings, shade cloth or white plastic can substitute for natural shade if overheating is a
problem. Use environmentally friendly ground contact pressure treated wood like CCA, untreated
wood will rot quickly. When leveling the frame on uneven ground dig a trench on the upper side
which will be easier to seal. The large 4x4 posts are to keep the greenhouse anchored in wind. Use
Schedule 80 Pipe if possible, other pipe will be weaker. The mid rib PVC pipe is cut into about 22
½ in long pieces and rejoined with the cross joints. EMT tubing in the mid-rib (number 14) or spine
strengthens the rejoined tube. Use two or more people when bending and anchoring the PVC ribs
into the EMT strap loops(number 4) to prevent damage to the joints and ribs. Stapling down the
plastic cover is the best way to attach it, allow some extra plastic to extend and be covered with dirt
to help make a seal. Find some old garden hoses and punch drip holes or use drip irrigation tube, it
will stay under the ground sheet for drip irrigation. Lay down ground sheet plastic and punch holes
for your baby plants, or a few inches of sand or gravel, these limit mud and weed problems. Bury
the edges of the greenhouse plastic with soil or sand, it is important that the edges be sealed to keep
rainwater and moles out. Even in the coldest weather be careful that a small heater or heat lamp
doesn't overheat the greenhouse, in summer open the door if overheating. This greenhouse design
will support four inches of snow, if there is more snow add additional prop supports Connect twine
hanging from the ribs for vine and soft plants. As the plants grow help them twist around the twine
for easier vertical growth. This works great for cucumbers, beans, and tomatoes. Flowers and food
for sale can be grown year round in most areas. If you need more room extend the length of the
greenhouse following this design, a wider frame will be weak in wind and snow. If you need to
save money leave out the door but not the wood door frame and use overlapping plastic flaps.
Illustrations and design courtesy of North Carolina Cooperative Extension Service, modified for
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Bill of Materials
Item Qty. Description
1 16 ¾ in. PVC Schedule 80 Pipe, 10 ft long
2 6 ¾ in. PVC Cross Joints, Schedule 80
3 2 ¾ in. PVC Tee Joints, Schedule 80
4 32 ¾ in. Galvanized electrical metallic tubing (EMT) Straps
5 2 2”x6”x14” Outdoor Treated No. 2 Pine Boards
6 2 2”x6”x12” Outdoor Treated No. 2 Pine Boards
7 4 2”x4”x7” Outdoor Treated No. 2 Pine Boards
8 4 2”x4”x6” Outdoor Treated No. 2 Pine Boards
9 4 4”x4”x2” Outdoor Treated No. 2 Pine Boards
10 2 2”x4”x3” Outdoor Treated No. 2 Pine Boards
11 2 1”x4”x12” Outdoor Treated No. 2 Pine Boards (to cut up for door parts)
12 1 Set of door Hinges
13 1 Sheet of Plastic 24 ft x 20 ft, 4 mil thickness
14 1 ½ in.x 10ft. Galvanized Electrical Metallic Tubing
15 1 PVC cleaner
16 1 PVC cement
17 misc nails, screws, and staples
Plastic Sheet
Bury old perforated hose or drip irrigation tube under black UV plastic sheet along the planned
rows of crops, open small holes for your plants or seeds, it will reduce the need for herbicides and
weeding in an open field.
Organic Fertilizers
Organic farmers use animal manure, manufactured seed meal, home and garden compost, and
mulching as well as several natural mineral powders like rock phosphate and greensand, a naturally
occurring form of potash. Used tea leaves are very good for restoring nutrients to the soil. What else
would you do with them anyway? Straw can also be used super effectively as an organic mulch.
Compost
Composting is the natural breakdown and return to soil of organic wastes such as garden and
kitchen wastes. It is best to keep your home composting to the waste of vegetarian animals and
vegetable matter, meat and dairy require higher composting temperatures, consider burying this
waste instead. Once the composting is under way, start a new bin or pile and use the older heaps for
garden fertilizer.
If you are involved in a food co-op or something similar, such as a commune, or even a group of
like-minded individuals living on your street, you should designate someone as the official
composter. Sending all of your organic waste to the compost cuts down on your waste output as
well as that of the whole world. Once the compost batch is done, distribute it out to those growing
food.
Soil Nitration
Some crops like wheat will remove nitrogen and nutrients from the soil, while others actually
increase available nutrients. It is important to remember that one crop crown continually will burn
out a field and will attract pest infestation. Some examples of good rotations to improve overall soil
nutrition are alternating rice then cotton, or soybeans then maize, old Europe farmers planted rye
the first year, oats or barley the next year and nothing the third year. The Irish potato famine could
possibly have been prevented had crop rotation been used. Sweet-clover is a great fallow cover
crop with very high nitrogen fixation but be careful as it can cause bloat in some animals if they get
into it. Use all available compost and green manure to improve soil nutrition. Chemical herbicides
and pesticides can kill the nitrate fixing bacteria in the roots of your plants.
Nitrogen fixation in legumes grown under irrigation of 8 inches of water per year
Crop Nitrogen Fixed Symbiotically (lb N/ac)
Sweet-Clover 223
Fababean 267 (Must have proper irrigation or nitrogen fixation drops greatly)
Field Pea 178
Lentil 134
Soybean 134
Chickpea 108 (good in dry soil)
Dry bean 62
When we grow tired of war as a species there will be a great surplus of explosives and gunpowder,
consult a soil chemist as to which powders and explosives can be safely turned into valuable non-
toxic nitrogen fertilizer.
Farm Animals
Bees
If the bee hive colony collapse disorder turns around, a fun way to commune with nature and help
out your own crops is to start and run a bee hive. Try to be organic in you bee farm by not using
weird chemicals. Some claim the bee mite problem is caused by over sized artificial bee
honeycombs, making over-sized bees. which can have their windpipe infected by mites. Others
claim it is due to the constant movement of bees. Bees like to stay in one place. Don't bother them
by constantly moving their hive or smoking them. Leave them part of their honey for food. Don't
completely substitute corn syrup.
Chickens
Even if you only have a small available run area, raising chickens will help eliminate some bugs
and provide you with eggs. Use a bright light after laying to find the unfertilized eggs. These will
rot if not harvested. Let your chickens run wild if possible, as they will usually stay near the feed.
Ducks, quail, pheasants, and peacock are also fun to raise for eggs. These birds can live off of
cracked grains and corn. It is easy and cheap to mail order live poultry chicks if you don't have a
farm store nearby.
Goats
Goats will start giving milk after having their first litter of kids. As with chickens they need place to
be free and they like a high place to stand on sometimes. Some goats can be trimmed for wool.
Sheep
Domestic sheep are friendly although a little dumb, they need a lot of help which a smart sheep dog
will provide The natural maternal instincts of a Shepard dog pushes them to herd and protect these
sweet dumb animals. Pick a breed that won't be too hot in your climate. Once a sheep has lambs you
can start milking the sheep. Shear sheep right before hot weather sets in. Sheep are too dumb to
move if they have eaten all of the grass and will mow an area bare, don't let your sheep cause
erosion problems, keep them moving.
Cows
American size cows take up too many resources to be practical. If used as a tractor to pull a plow or
wagon having a cow might be justified. Cows are easily seen from the road by agriculture dpt.
inspectors, a problem once compulsory animal registration is enforced.
Donkeys
A donkey is a great choice for a labor helper animal. They are usually gentle and sweet if treated
well. Horses are mostly a wasteful extravagance in both food and care, you can walk while the
donkey pulls a cart or carries a proper load.
Free Clothing and Furniture
Often you can find free chairs, couches, TVs, and all sorts of other stuff listed on the "Free" section
of http://www.craigslist.com
See also: http://www.Freecycle.org and see if there's one in your city. They generally like it if new
members offer something before requesting other things, but I've heard its a good resource.
Bedbugs
Free furniture carries the risk of bedbugs: small, hard-to-kill, blood-sucking insects which can infest
mattresses, couches, and other cushy furniture. While evidence shows that they don't directly spread
disease, there bites can be unpleasant and you do not want them. There are two ways to kill
bedbugs: heat and starvation. Furniture that can withstand steam-heat can be sprayed down with
steam before being brought into your home. Furniture that cannot be steamed can be airtight sealed
in plastic for 3-6 months.
Clothing
Some clothing stores have racks of clothes outside of the store which are on clearance or sale. You
can easily steal a few items and leave without being noticed. Keep in mind that this is shoplifting,
so standard penalties apply.
Free Clothing
If you can plead poverty, places like Salvation Army thrift stores will give you an expense account
or deep discounts on items.
Boots
You can turn regular shoes into winter boots by putting a wool or warm sock onto your foot
followed by a sealed plastic bag and then finished with a cheap sport sock to protect your plastic
bag. Don't expect the plastic bag to last for long hikes but it will let you travel outside without fear
of immediate soaking in cold slush. We have found that one or two layers of bread bags work well.
It is important to change to dry inner socks at least twice a day or when they feel damp.
Insulated Coat
If you already have a thin insulated coat you can boost the insulating power by carefully cutting
stuff holes in the liner where you can insert crumpled balls of newspaper as an insulating layer, be
careful that your cuts are not destroying your coat. If you plan to use paper balls as removable
insulation on a regular basis you might consider sewing long pockets into the inside you your jacket
for this purpose. Something like this http://www.15belowproject.org
Rainwear
Most hardware stores sell plastic sheet by the meter or yard, we often use this for shelter and
greenhouse building projects. Another use is to create a somewhat durable rain poncho for a few
cents. Open a head hole and form a hood from extra plastic sheet. You can join everything using
packing tape. This should get you by for around a week which we hope will be time to find
something better. Rainwear worn as a top layer will also increase the insulating power of a jacket
even if it is not raining but don't seal yourself up so much that condensation and sweat destroys the
insulating power.
Free shoes
Write the shoe company of your choice claiming you were in a motorcycle accident wearing their
shoes and that you were hospitalized, but your feet came out totally unscathed thanks to their shoes.
They'll usually send you at least one free pair. I pulled this scam with Adidas and got 2 pairs of
$120 running shoes totally gratis. Just find some pictures of motorcycle wrecks online and send
them along as "proof."
Sandals
You can cut out pieces of semi-thick cardboard slightly large than outlines of your feet and cover
them completely with clear packing tape. Drill or punch small holes...
• Between your big and second toe, and just past the ball of your foot (on both sides) for flip-
flops. String chord or straps from the middle hole to the side holes.
• On both sides of your toes and just before and after your heel on both sides. String cord or
straps diagonally from behind your heel to in front of your heel in an X pattern, with
clasps/buttons (of course!), and then also just across the tops of your toes. Now you have
some handy, sturdy, water-proof sandals.
Experiment with cardboard layers/thickness and strap materials. You could even use discarded shoe
soles and laces! The benefit of sandals not made from tires is that you won't smell like asphalt on a
hot day.
Tire Sandal Warning: Make sure the tire does not have steel cables running through it for
reinforcement! Only nylon or rayon will work.
DIY Tire Sandal How To - http://www.hollowtop.com/sandals.htm
Free Furniture
Free Box Furniture
Most shipping companies (especially UPS and FedEx, but also the US Postal Service) will ship you
boxes and other shipping supplies for free. You can simply fit these boxes together to build chairs
and tables. "FedEx Furniture" has examples (http://www.fedexfurniture.com). If you have an eBay
account, you can go to http://ebaysupplies.usps.com and use that to receive boxes from the USPS.
Table
Two saw horses or police/construction barricades + one door = one large dinner table or desk.
(Remember to remove the door knob.)
Recycled Junk
If you know where your local newspaper is located, their dumpster will surely have some of the
thick cardboard tubes from the huge rolls of newsprint. These are about six feet long, and can be cut
into pieces for use as legs on desks, tables, etc., but not chairs, as they are too thick (6"-8"). Either
way, four three-foot sections of that tubing, and a 3x5 piece of plywood liberated from your local
construction site will make a bitchin' table. Another free table is the big wooden cable spools used
by the power and phone companies.
Auto-man Furniture
If you or a buddy has an old beater that will only sell for pennies, or is totaled, offer to take the seats
off his hands (if you're really ballsy, lift one from someone else's car). Backseats, especially the
bench-style found in older sedans and mini-vans make great couches if you put them up on some
blocks. Also, the bucket seats that usually make up passenger seats and middle rows in vans can be
converted into nifty easy chairs. If the car is old enough to not have electric seat adjustments, it will
probably be a recliner, too. This means that bench seat can often be converted into a short double
bed. Score!
Lawn Furniture
Lawn furniture is surprisingly useful indoors especially if you are moving in and out quickly to
keep ahead of the man. It is light and folds up easily to fit into your car or bicycle trailer. Many
people dump the one year old lawn furniture at the street in spring or fall. While a chaise lounge is
all right to sleep on solo, making love is a good way to make it fall apart.
Kids Stuff
If you're having a baby, a crib can be made from a laundry basket and an easily washed pillow or a
folded blanket in a pillowcase. A plastic bucket is great for bathing baby. Your stroller or a baby
bike seat strapped to a chair make a cheap high-chair. A hand towel with a head hole cut and
hemmed is a good washable bib. When traveling or taking a temporary home with children along,
your camping ground mat or exercise mat is a great bed, there is no worry about falling out if they
roll off, children usually prefer firmer beds.
Beds
Futon
It is often possible to acquire a second hand futon pad with or without a frame, these are great for a
convertible sleep and work area since they roll up or fold into a couch. As soon as possible a base
must be made from something which will allow air to circulate under the pad otherwise you will
likely ruin the pad with mold growth, this will also make the futon pad a health problem for future
users. Check all new and used futon pads for mold. Several wood cargo pallets will provide
sufficient ventilation to prevent mold growth.
Frame Bed
Get ahold of some two by four lumber, this is easier than it sounds, if you are squatting and can't
afford find or buy lumber(which is the best choice by far) just rip some out of a non load bearing
wall in an unused part of the house or garage, only use clean unrotted wood. If possible get some
one by six lumber about 80 inches long too. You will want to make a bed frame that the inside area
is 39 inches wide and 75 inches long, the size of a twin bed, that way you can use standard size
sheets and blankets and maybe even scam a real mattress at some point. Read these directions
twice with a handy friend before cutting or screwing anything together
What you need
• 2x 80 inch long 2x4 lumber
• 2x 40 inch long 2x4 lumber
• 2x 80 inch long 1x6 lumber (2x4 will work in a pinch)
• 12x 39 inch long 1x4 lumber (skimp too much and the bed will be weak)
• 1x box two inch wood screws
• 1x box one inch wood screws
• 4x 12 inch long 4x4 lumber
An electrical drill to drive the screws helps, a professional grade cordless drill with extra batteries is
best for disconnected squats
• Leave the long (80 inch) boards a few inches long (you can trim the extra later)
• Lay the boards on edge on the floor and mark the location of the 39 inch boards with a
pencil so that you have a 39x75 inch inner area
• Long 2x4 boards to the outside
• Screw wood screws through the two long 2x4 boards (on their edges) and into the 40 inch
2x4 boards (also on their sides)
• Measure the inside of the frame to be sure that a 39x75 inch mattress will fit (with a little
extra space if possible) before continuing. You now have a rectangular frame.
• Screw the 1x6 boards down securely onto both sides with long screws flat against the
bottom of the frame, attaching to the long boards as well as the 39in inner boards so the bed
frame won't twist.
• Saw off the excess long board so it is flush with your 39 inch inner frame rails
• Place the 4x4 legs onto all four corners and use at least 8 screws to tighten them down
through the 1x6 lumber(you should get helpers to hold the bed frame level for this so the
legs mount flush)
• Screw your 1x4 slats down leaving even spaces, these gaps allow the mattress to breathe.
If you have some plywood or left over lumber building a headboard and securely attaching it to the
bed frame with 2x4 lumber makes it much easier to read in bed and keeps your pillow from falling
off.
Push two of these frames together to make a queen bed for a couple, this is easier to move and
stronger than one big frame.
Mattress
Foam is by far the cheapest mattress, go to any furniture repair, sewing, or upholstery shop to have
a piece cut for you. Don't buy unless they let you lie down and try it out for the proper firmness. If
you are handy with sewing or the shop sells them like that it is smart to cover the foam to keep gunk
out. Failing that stack up those free homeless shelter blankets or dive some couch cushions from the
dumpster of a furniture or thrift shop. Important advice to prevent mold growing inside your
mattress in cool and damp conditions, flip the mattress every other day, every fourth day also turn it
to face the opposite direction, this way different parts get a chance to dry out. Propping your
mattress on an angle during the day with a stick or broom is also a good way to let it dry out, we
also hear that occasionally dusting with baking soda (sodium bicarbonate)might make mold growth
less likely
Reuse
You can often find free furniture on http://www.craigslist.com and http://www.freecycle.org/ and
other community sites, if you look in the free section for whatever area you are in. All you would
need to do is contact the owner of the furniture and pick it up from the location listed there.
Simplicity
Try not to overload a small room or flat with too much furniture, we try to be simple and frugal.
The acquisition of too much junk ties us down and makes boosting out and onto the road more
difficult. Don't screw over friends and supporters by leaving a room filled with junk when you
disappear. If possible live as much as possible out of your pack even during long term crashes.
Hand Truck
A hand truck or dolly will help a team of movers move the largest furniture, even a refrigerator can
be moved across town by a minimum of two strong people on foot, be careful on hills and plan for
emergency stopping. The best hand trucks for appliances are extra wide and have a big strap which
will wrap around the appliance but rope and the right knots will help in a pinch.
Strapping
If you are likely to encounter stairs the only safe way (at least for the furniture or appliance) is to
use heavy strapping to help you hand carry. We are talking about the heavy strap like is used for
seat belts or making rappelling harnesses, we need something that will resist abrasion.
One type of strap carrier uses between twenty and twenty five feet of strap and a heavy steel slide
buckle (tied or sewn properly works too) to make a loop with adjustable size, be sure to slide a
cutoff wool sock or tape over the buckle to prevent scratching your furniture. Your big loop crosses
under your load and the loop ends rest on the shoulders of the two carriers. Stand up properly with
straight backs and the load lifts as well.
Free Shelter
All over the world, the promise of increasing wealth has left behind a huge population of people
who are unable to continually afford the inflating price of housing along with other basic services.
Some people become homeless when that last paycheck is unable to cover rent for another month
and they are evicted. Then, not having a home, and couch surfing to survive being hard on the
schedule, they begin to experience trouble at work, they lose the ability to return to regular housing,
and they become homeless.
Others see the problem of the inflating economy and the slavery of debt-based home finance or
permanent payout to a slum lord and refuse to play by the crooked rules of their game, they opt out,
they are now out camping, homeless by choice.
In the United States especially, homelessness is associated with the worst elements in society; the
ones we are at war with; drug users, anarchists, the poor. This societal psychological distancing is
required so the public will accept the regular abuses that they pay the police to perpetrate against
those less than human. These protectors of justice strictly enforce that the laws forbidding the
homeless to sleep in any but well hidden scarce shelters, thus protecting the public from seeing the
reality and feeling the shame that they have not taken any real action to help the less fortunate.
Often programs to assist the poor and homeless are corpgov pork programs to steal from the
taxpayer and grease the palms of a few cronies.
The homeless should be the ward of the radical since we are clearly the only ones who will take up
their cause. There have been repeated stories of the homeless being paid by "corpgov activism" to
picket for a cause; the homeless are our natural allies, not theirs.
One of the most frightening aspects of not having a permanent address is the loss of most of your
civil rights. Since you likely do not own the property where you camp (even if you do) the police
and courts will empower themselves to search and seize your property either for trespass or for
possibly being stolen. If the police can leave the scene with your things and not give you a receipt
they have become de-facto owners of your things and you will have no way to retrieve them.
The most vile aspect of state abuse of the homeless is taken in the name of child welfare. If the state
feels that it has a compelling reason, it will confiscate your child and place them in a home where
they will be properly programmed as good corpgov citizens.
Many homeless people suffer from depression, as either a cause or effect felt by those who have
been cast out against their will, without their corpgov insurance to pump them with prescription
antidepressants. They often turn to taxed alcohol abuse or reliance on hard drugs. We must as
brothers and sisters radicalize this population and give them something to strive for. If we let the
welfare system do our job these people will be deactivated with a meager income just enough to
keep them from trying to have a life. This tactic of depression and payoff has been effectively used
to destroy (North American) Native, African originating, and other minority peoples movements in
the United States and Canada.
In our world we are seeing the full extent of the greed and manipulation that banking and finance
can exert onto the basic human need of a safe place to lay their head for the night. This basic desire
along with the need for an expensive education have been harnessed through the use of loans at
interest paid off over around half an average lifetime to enslave the Amerikan and much of the
worlds population. Fearing for their house and confiscation of their worldly goods a person
becomes a willing or unwilling robotic tool for the super rich who need a moving economy to
harvest from. Because low cost alternatives to the traditional condo and house allow a way out of
this contrived enslavement there is immense political pressure to destroy these alternatives in the
name of keeping housing market prices up. When demonstrating against corporations let at least
part of your wrath fall upon these banks.
The Street
Many of the homeless in the North America are youth turned out by hateful, abusive, or perverse
parents or step-parents. This chapter is to address the needs of a street person during the first few
hours to weeks until they find a safe support group and hopefully some kind of proper shelter. The
language of this chapter is mostly directed toward teenage women but the survival tips apply
equally to both sexes and any age. The streets are not an option in terms of living, the fact that you
are out there means you had to run before there was time to plan, you must move quickly to find
safe shelter and support.
For those who have been abandoned on the streets and forced
to make terrible choices
Just because you might have sold your body for sex to survive does not make you a prostitute
Just because you begged for money to survive does not make you a beggar,
Just because you stole to survive does not make you a thief
Just because you sold drugs to survive does not make you a drug dealer
Just because you did drugs to survive the hurt does not make you a dope fiend
You ARE an important leader at the spearhead of our struggle, stand up to right the wrongs
of society
Physical Abuse
If you are in a situation where you fear for your personal safety or have already been assaulted you
should do two things first of all file a police complaint and open a file with family services
documenting the problem. It will probably save the whole family from the physical abuse of the
type you have been suffering. Unfortunately abused parties like drug addicts suffer from
withdrawal, you may be in more hot water for removing the abuser from the home by those who
remain. If these actions cause no change and you have tried every other place to hide it might be
worth risking a flight away even to the dangerous cold streets to escape worse violence at home.
Sexual Abuse
At the first sign of sexual abuse leave your house and open a file at welfare services and the police
as well as demanding a temporary restraining order be placed that day. You must do this to protect
not only yourself but any other vulnerable family members. If the police, court, or social worker
takes no action attempt to find a friend or relative to hide with. Sometimes this separation is all that
is needed. Especially in second or third abusive relationships you might not be able to expect even
your mother to believe your claims of abuse, unfortunately this may be the end of your relationship
with your sick family. Only as a last ditch emergency action should a girl go onto the streets to
avoid rape or sexual abuse since a teen girl is also a prime target for street predators.
Reasons not to Leave Home
Annoyance with your parents or siblings, discipline, or school related problems are probably best
dealt with in your own home, you have no idea how bad the streets can be especially for a girl, a
sexist world it is, most every perv wants to take a piece of a teenage girl. We are not worried that
you will remain homeless for more than a few days, our concern is that your leaky roof and stained
bed will be owned by a brutal pimp and your rent will be paid in depraved sex acts with diseased
strangers.
Unprepared
Most decisions to hit the streets happen in a fearful rage after an attack. Hopefully you got out with
at least a warm jacket shoes and clothes. Unless you managed to grab a wallet or purse you have no
money, ID, or phone. In this case you must find the first police station or hospital and report the
crime, but be wary of giving identifying information, you don't want your abuser to convince the
cops to send you home. Many people make the mistake of wandering the streets for hours or days as
the evidence quickly looses its potency. Get help but be cautious if the help includes a lock down
type facility.
As an aside if you managed to grab your mobile phone, think hard who pays the bill and who
controls the account. Your abusers can easily file a missing person report or even a stolen phone
report and track you down that way, you might just pull the battery out to be safe for a few days.
Credit or debit cards also leave a trace where they were used, if you really need cash have a friend
with a car withdraw cash from an ATM on the other side of town.
Evil Helpers
There are those men (and occasionally women) who prey sexually on the freshly homeless. Be wary
of a single man of any age who offers you a place to stay with no strings attached in his own home.
Never accept room and board for any kind of sexual favor. Never accept any drinks or drugs from
strangers or those you have recently met. NO MATTER HOW DEPRESSED YOU ARE DON'T
DO ANY DRUGS OR ALCOHOL.
Even churches cannot always be considered a safe place, the same is true with homeless youth
shelters, unfortunately these low pay positions are an easy place for men who want to abuse young
women to meet their prey.
Personal Needs
Until you can find what is a safe place to stay the temptation is there to shoplift for your needs, this
might indirectly solve your shelter problem with a night in jail but it could also dump you back in
you abusive and now wary former home.
Shelters
Most shelters require a sign up some time in the early afternoon, stop by a few of them and see
which ones are clean and which ones will try to turn the underage back over to their abusers.
Homeless shelters are one of the first places the police check during a man hunt. Expect to have
your stuff pawed through as you sleep unless you are literally on top of it, stash valuables
someplace safe before hitting the shelter for the night.
Food
If you knock on doors you would be surprised how most people will give you either part of a warm
dinner or at least a can of creamed mushroom soup that was in back of the cupboard if you ask
nicely. See Free Food for more ideas.
Services
Before identifying yourself be sure that the service you are checking into will not inform your
abusive family of your location.
Foster Home
Most often a state welfare agency will send you to a foster family who will assume full parental
power over you for at least a limited time. These people are often unsung heroes but like some
teachers may have become burned out and now do the service for the stipend. Keep your eyes open
for potential abuse which sometimes occurs and keep in good contact with your social worker. It is
a good idea to set up escape plans now while things are cool in case the freaks at state welfare
decide you are a liar and send you back to your abusers. Stashing escape gear, making deals with
friends or relatives for emergency shelter is vitally important. Take counseling seriously and if you
feel that the worker is getting nowhere with you ask if another social worker could be assigned.
Stealing
In some times and places you may be forced to shoplift to survive although if you look around there
is usually an alternative. But Never steal from those who take you in to help you! You are first of all
hurting yourself as you seriously risk being turned back out back to the cold street, you also burn
the people they might have helped survive in the future. If you have a need for some survival item
or cash ask them, or get it in some other way.
Mail
One of the difficulties with getting social services when homeless is that you have no proper
mailbox to use when applying for aid. In 1994, the Postal Service issued a ruling that the homeless
are eligible for a PO Box if they can provide a piece of official identification, a way to be reached,
or proof that the postmaster knows them. The rule also declared that homeless people are entitled to
general delivery service indefinitely, not for just 30 days. Unfortunately in some locations the US
Postal Service has done everything it can to deny postal service to the homeless person.
You could try applying at the post office for a PO Box with your pre-eviction address before you get
the kicked out, use the address of a homeless advocacy agency with their permission, or the address
of a friend. Once you have the PO Box you don't really need to worry about the street address
unless the they ask for updated information. An added benefit to having a real PO BOX is that in
some offices you receive an after hours code to the heated mailbox room, which is of course locked
so the homeless won't sleep there.
General Delivery is a great choice for you if carrier service or a PO Box is not an option. Your mail
will be held at a Main Post Office for up to 30 days and can be picked up at any retail window. This
is the easiest starter option if you don’t have a permanent address. The zip+4 code 9999 means
general delivery. The only real pain is if you have a long schlep to a main (full size) post office.
Here is an example of how to address general delivery in the US:
Abby Hoffman
General Delivery
Washington DC 20090-9999
Health Clubs
Would you ever expect us radical Yippie types to suggest you go for one of the biggest CorpGov
ripoffs of all, the gym? Yup. Athletic clubs basically subsidize the price of membership because
ninety percent of the overweight slaves who sign up never show up for the first week, but they are
stuck in some crazy year contract. If possible beg the ID from a person who resembles you or
modify the ID and use his key card to get in. Once the employees get to know your face they will
check your ID less, don't get to friendly though since the homeless are really not welcome at these
clubs. Women may want to find a women's only club so they don't have to put up with guys
harassing or oggling them. Even if you have to pay it is often worth the money if you are without a
proper home for the following services:
• Clean Showers-you have no idea how nice a private clean shower stall is when you are in a
filthy squat or shelter hopping.
• Therapy Pool(warm pool)-the streets are cold in the winter, it is amazing what an hour in a
therapy pool will do for your back and muscles cramped from nights on the ground
shivering.
• Sauna-If we manage to find an abandoned room the chances of it having proper heating are
pretty low, often we can find a dank damp moldy building to squat somewhere. An hour or
so sweating it out in this dry air and cleaning the fungus and mold out of your lungs can
make such a difference in your health and energy level. This is also an oppertunity to dry our
your feet and treat immersion foot.
• Exercise Equipment-not that we really need it so much, we are on our bicycles or walking
all day but it is a good idea to work your abs and back groups to prevent back injury. Use the
stretching stations to limber up and prevent injury.
• Locker, try to rent a big one, this may be your only safe storage space.
If you want this plan to work you need to visit a public restroom and pre-clean yourself, at least
your visible areas, before hitting the club, also put on some bagged clean cyclist or workout
clothing. The employees must NEVER know that you are homeless or they will surely try to
terminate your membership!
Mental Illness
A reality is that a percentage of those seeking or living in alternative housing are not there as a form
of protest against a broken CorpGov system but because they have untreated and sometimes
dangerous mental illness, do what you can to see them get proper treatment, at arms length if you
must, but don't make them your problem as well, choose your friends and roommates wisely.
Survival
Shelters
The idea is to somehow get inside and warm and safe. Homeless shelters, squats, and alternative
shelter can all provide some of what you need if you can get inside, anyone who has been out
knows that emergency bed space for both men and women is a precious and limited commodity
often denied for dubious reasons, especially considering the crazy rules and waiting lists that can be
involved.
Sympathy Psych
If you can dress and clean up nicely and act the non-destitute, normally successful part people will
actually have more sympathy for you as they see a small reflection of themselves and their life in
your situation. This might get you into shelters, peoples homes, and other options where a "gross"
homeless guy would be turned away in disgust, play to your audience for success in sheltering.
Women should not overplay abuse or fragility, no matter how hard it is acting as "normal" as
possible will pay off in protecting and sheltering yourself and any children with you.
Destitute Sheltering
If all else fails and you are stuck overnight outside we would hope you have some wilderness
camping gear and can get to a park. Most homeless forced to sleep outdoors are not so well
equipped due to theft, dire poverty, or breakage. Even a cardboard box and a plastic trash sack is
better than nothing at all, try to insulate with cardboard and crumpled newspaper, this could save
your life. Keep your torso, groin, neck and head insulated at all costs. Hide under anything that will
give some protection from the elements.
Hot Water
No matter how you do it, acquire a thermos and keep it filled with hot water, you should be drinking
this hot water by the gallon every day and night. It is usually not to hard to walk right in to a
restaurant, convenience-market, or gas station, you can be filled up before the staff can even begin
to complain or kick you out. The other good source for hot water is to use a pocket stinger heater,
see Pack Your Bag, Immersion Boiler, just plug in wherever you can find power, many outdoor
signs have a place to plug in just keep your eyes open, power plugs are everywhere even outside.
Most hot water faucets you will encounter just don't put out water warm enough to keep usable heat
even if stored in a thermos. Even if you are not getting enough calories in you diet drinking the hot
water will save the caloric energy you would have used to keep you warm in cool or damp weather
meaning you can get by on less.
Other Tips
See Free Clothing for tips on increasing the warmth of your clothing.
Other Help
Call 911 if you think the cops can help you or get to a pay phone and dial these free numbers
National Domestic Violence Hotline: 800 799 SAFE
Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network (RAINN) Hotline: 800 656 HOPE
National Teen Dating Abuse Helpline: 866 331 9474
See Free High School for information on how to get emancipated, becoming a legal adult before 18
See Low Impact Crashing and Squatting for more homelessness tips
Low Impact Crashing
Intro
When, for whatever reasons, you're Homeless or Living on the Streets (I called it "Being
Houseless" when I was living rough, 'cause Home, Baby, is where the Heart Is!), cleanliness can
help in so many ways, and yet it is one of the first things to get blown off by some people due to the
foul attitude that sometimes accompanies being Houseless against your will. Stay cool, and dedicate
yourself to remaining clean and healthy, no matter how bad The Man wants you looking nasty to
give fearful yuppies another reason to avoid confronting the nastier problems in our society. Tell
yourself that staying clean and healthy is your way of saying "Fuck You" to stereotypes of
homelessness and poverty. Maintaining a high standard of personal hygiene can turn around people
who would normally be quite hostile to brothers and sisters who are either down on their luck, or
simply unable or unwilling to tolerate normal (abusive) employment conditions.
You will often find yourself with access to an abandoned building, open unused room, and maybe
even a bed in a house but for social, security, or other reasons no access to a normal kitchen,
laundry, or bathroom. Many of your needs will be met using your regular camping gear like
sleeping bag, ground mat, and stove but often you can take advantage of the utilities and
environmental control offered, but beware security systems.
Check out Pack Your Bag for easy packable urban crash gear.
Kitchen
Portable Electrical Cooking
You will likely have access to electricity once indoors. If that's the case it is better to use this for
cooking than risk fire and waste expensive fuel using your fuel stove. See Cheap Chow for some
pocket immersion cooker (stinger) recipes. If you are in a location where you will be staying for a
while a hot plate, or coffee cup warmer and Sierra cup for minimalists might even be smarter to
cook with than a stinger since there is no fear of gooping up your heater.
Refrigeration
If there is no refrigerator, get ice from the local convenience store or fast food joint and put it in a
plastic bag with your food. If you buy a large bag of ice, keep it closed. When it melts, you will
have clean drinking or washing water. If you can score a cheap Styrofoam cooler, do so and use it!
Some of the pharmaceutical cartel cold transport boxes even come with an ice-gel pack that if you
collect enough can be refrozen by sympathizers with freezers, water filled frozen soft drink bottles
work good too and you can drink the thawed contents. Often just asking nicely will get the drug
dealers (pharmacist) to save these cold boxes for you. Since it was free you won't be too sorry
leaving it behind if the cops or security sweep and clear your squat.
Microwaves
Make friends with the staff of a nearby convenience store, most have microwaves for heating up the
junk they sell. If you ask nicely, you may be able to use these to heat food you've acquired
elsewhere as well as the expired one day foods the employees let you "rescue".
Sterno
If the electricity or gas is out, a Sterno-style camp stove that folds flat can be worth its weight in
gold. While canned gel fuel burns for two hours on average, the metal "candle" types with liquid
fuel used for buffet warming pans (often called "chafing fuel") can burn for as long as six. Just
remember to burn them in a well-ventilated area.
CAUTION!! This basic model soft drink can stove has been field tested by
us and it works well with care, but be careful as the fire that is caused by
the Alcohol cannot be put out with water. One of our writers bumped his
stove and almost had a room fire on his hands. Fortunately though he had
an extinguisher close by to put it out with. But water didn't work. So be extremely careful with all
of these open top alcohol stoves both manufactured and home made.
A different possibly safer closed top spirit stove which will not spill is described here
http://ygingras.net/b/2007/6/a-better-soda-can-stove
Other Stoves
More detail on stoves in Backpacking and Camping#Food Preparation.
Petrol and kerosene stoves can only safely be used out of doors on stone or mineral earth, or in a
fireplace, that said some are able to generate amazing heat, the best are designed to quickly melt
and boil snow for mountaineering teams, they are best for extended stays where fuel cost is an
important consideration.
Triangia of Sweden makes an ultra light cook set which includes an alcohol burner, It's not as fast to
boil as cartridge gas but it's cheaper and MUCH safer than petrol/kerosene stoves indoors. It can be
difficult to find spirit/alcohol fuels in some countries.
Esbit butterfly type fuel pill burning stoves are a good emergency stove and don't take up much
room. The Hexamine fuel pills look like large sugar cubes, are legal to mail in most countries, burn
hot and give off no smoke. The bad side is that they often give a strong smell and noxious fumes (so
never cook food directly over them outside of a pot or pan), can leave a heavy residue on your
cookware, and are expensive compared to other fuel sources.
Small kettle type or Pyromid brand folding charcoal grilles are good for secluded squats.
REMEMBER! Never use any charcoal burning devices or barbecue (BBQ) grills indoors in a well
sealed room, since the carbon monoxide can kill you! Always make sure that you are in a burn
resistant area like on strictly sand or concrete or in a fireplace with a working chimney. The smell
and heat of your stove, charcoal, campfire smoke, or cooking food may alert security or the police
to your squat or activate fire suppression systems.
Keep a pail of water and a box of baking soda, mineral earth, or salt handy should a fire break out.
Baking soda and salt snuff out grease fires, while water causes them to spread. Dry mineral soil,
such as sand or clay but not dry organic duff or mulch, works as a good extinguishing agent for all
types of fire.
Chimney Stoves
You can get a much better ventilated fire using the
chimney concept to accelerate the intake and output gas
of a wood fire increasing the heat and greatly reducing
smoke and smell. Find a piece of steel (other metals
may melt) or cement pipe at least three or four inches
wide. If all you have is a straight piece at least a
eighteen inches tall cut or break a feed hole and light
the fire, a cinder block or two can be broken into shape
to make a stand to keep the chimney from falling over,
cut several one inch wide half circle holes on top so the
hot gas can escape around your pot. Even better is 18
inches of pipe for a chimney a 90 degree elbow and
about a foot of horizontal feed pipe, this all increases
the draft and makes for a hotter flame, you can partly
block the intake side on the bottom to slow the flame,
feed the fire with wood or charcoal pushed in with a
stick. An ash hole at the back of the elbow will let you
clean the stove while it is burning.
You can also build a chimney stove with clay mud if you can find it where you are camped, dig out
the fire area and just form a chimney, the heat will help fuse it into a useable stove, most cultures
use a tapering cone shaped like a beehive.
Cardboard and newspaper balls in the horizontal feed pipe help get the draft jet started and blow the
coals or wood to blazing life quickly. Be careful as this stove can make lots of sparks with some
kinds of wood and almost always with paper and grass, some screen over the top of the chimney
will stop almost all sparks.
Hobo Stove
During the Great Depression of the 1930's, many of the destitute cooked their meals with Hobo
Stoves. These were often made from large metal #10 cans (like one ones used for coffee), with
holes cut along the sides near the top and bottom for ventilation, and a small covered opening at the
bottom to put your fuel source (Cut a door, but leave enough for a hinge). Canned fuel works great
for this, but put it on a heat-proof base like a cinder block, stone floor tile, or some bricks. If you
use it outdoors, you can burn small scraps of wood, paper, or just about anything that will burn.
Buddy Burner
Often a buddy burner was used with the hobo stove, this was a tuna can with a strip of cardboard
that is the same width as the height of the can, roll up tight like a snail shell to fit the can. Fueling
with melted wax is best but food oil or kerosene can also be used although these are both a bit more
dangerous and more difficult to carry, a powerful flame is produced. Be careful melting wax on
anything but a double boiler, stove top melting can cause it to catch fire, liquid it is like a kerosene
fire. To regulate flame use the can lid or aluminum foil, smother with a larger can or foil to kill the
flames. To fuel the flame when it starts to die feed small chunks of wax onto the burning cardboard
or spoonfuls of fuel. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobo_stove
Improvised Clothing
see Free Clothing for ways to increase the insulating power of your clothing
Clean Water
Irrigation
Irrigation systems can be tapped for water, this may be your easiest source if you are camped under
a bridge, although it may not be safe to drink. Double check on that water since some irrigation
systems, especially those in desert areas, often use "greywater" or "sullage" that is treated waste
water (Yuck!) and is not safe for washing or drinking. If the nearby fire hydrants or junction boxes
are painted purple, then that is the most likely case. Irrigation systems usually run on a timer and
flow during the late evening so you will have to store the water you need for the day.
Garden Hose
If you have a friend in the forest or fire service they can likely get you the flat nylon jacketed
garden hose that is thrown away after forest fires, you can also get this flat hose on a reel in garden
stores, this packs small and light and is useful if you need to get water to your squat from a hose
faucet or to wash up behind nearby bushes. Don't forget to get a light hose nozzle and valve.
The knob on most public water faucets is removed so the homeless can't get a drink or wash, but
most are standard square and are available at hardware stores, most useful to us is the key or tee
shaped faucet knobs made to be carried in your pocket.
For all but assured clean drinking water use your backpackers water filter or boil. Allow the hose to
run for a few minutes or be careful to drain after every use to eliminate the problems of stagnant
water. The FDA has standards for drinking water hose, so look for certification on the package if
buying a new hose (The ones certified for drinking water use are often made of white plastic).
Filtration
If you need a water filter and can't afford a proper backpacking model maybe you want to make the
terracotta/organic water filter which removes most harmful bacteria. This design is by a team in
Manatuto in East Timor including ANU materials scientist Mr Tony Flynn.
You will need:
• straw and cow manure for fuel
• terracotta clay
• used tea leaves or coffee grounds or rice hulls
Instructions:
• 1- Take a handful of dry, crushed high clay mud.
• 2- Mix the clay with a handful of your organic material.
• 3- Add enough water to make a stiff biscuit-like mixture.
• 4- Form a cylindrical pot that has one end closed.
• 5- Dry the pot in the sun.
• 6- Surround the dried filters with straw.
• 7- Place in a mound of dried cow manure.
• 8- Light the straw and then top up the burning manure as required.
In less than an hour the filters will be finished. Fill the filter and let
the water slowly drip through the bottom into another container. As
far as effectiveness against bacterial pathogens and larger Giardia
this filter removes 96.4 to 99.8 of E-coli bacteria, well within safe
levels.
Boiling
When all that is available is questionable water but you do have a
good fuel supply most parasites and other microscopic troublemakers
can be eliminated with this method.
• Filter water with a coffee filter, paper towel, or several inches
of cloth stuffed tightly into a cut off bottle.
• Bring water to a boil and shut down, it is pasteurized.
• Collect and store water in a clean container free of
contamination.
Why just to a boil? And what is with the city always saying 20-30
min with additional instructions water temperatures? The reality is
that above 160° F (70° C) all pathogens become inactive within 30
minutes and above 185° F (85° C) within a few minutes, so in the
time to reach 212° F (100° C) all the bad microbes will become
inactive. The first filtration is to remove larger microbes and cysts
like Giardia which are a bit stronger.
Bleach
Unscented bleach can be used to purify water it you can't get it
straight from a known safe faucet. This is the cheap Clorox type without any additives to improve
colors or smell. Try to filter your water before treating.
• Filter water with a coffee filter, paper towel, or several inches of cloth stuffed tightly into a
cut off bottle
• 2 drops of bleach per quart of water
• 8 drops of bleach per gallon of water
• 1/2 teaspoon bleach per five gallons of water
• If water is still cloudy, double the dose of bleach.
The treated water should be allowed to stand covered for 30 minutes, it should have a slight
chlorine odor, if it doesn't give it another dose and let the water to stand for another 15 minutes. If
the treated water has too strong a chlorine taste let it stand exposed to the air for a few hours. Be
careful concentrated bleach will leave holes in your clothes if it spills or splashes, rinse out quickly.
Fire Sprinklers
Don't try to tap a fire sprinkler system for water! You will set off the alarm and your squat will
be discovered. Once you drain even a few PSI from the system it will fill with water and alarm, if it
is an air pressurized system. Water filed systems are often filled with an antifreeze mix, these
systems also alarm and call the fire department if any water flow is detected.
Bed
Several layers of corrugated cardboard on a wood freight pallets make a passable mattress getting
you off of a cold or damp cement floor.
see also Free Furniture, Pack your bag, and Backpacking and Camping for more bedding options
Bath
Soap
Going to a hotel in around noon and asking maids with their cleaning carts for a few bars of soap is
one way to stock up. Asking a doorman at a nice hotel, just walk up as direct and nice as you can,
and say, "I am homeless, may I please have one bar of soap?" will work more times than not. Bring
a plastic grocery bag into a fast food restaurant and squirt out a good five or ten pumps of liquid
hand soap. Store it wisely, or else the stuff in your pockets or backpack will be wet with sticky
cleansing goop. A bottle of liquid soap with a neck cord is great for quick commando showers, and
won't fall down to a disgusting bathroom floor.
Indoor Bathing
You can buy a special hose with a large rubber
gasket-type stretch over connection that fits loosely
over about half of the faucets you will find, turning
the faucet into a long-hose shower head. It's
available for a few bucks in the plumbing section of
most of the big-box "Mart" stores, some pet stores,
and hardware stores, it can turn a secluded public
restroom with a floor drain into a private spa.
Slowly turn on the water and keep the pressure
down so the adapter doesn't pop off the faucet.
These shower kits are reasonably lightweight and you can easily remove
the rubber faucet adapter and get a proper threaded plumbing adapter for
your regular faucet in most cases or for a garden hose, this will prevent
wasted water and a wet mess, even with a good slip on fit the universal
rubber adapter spurt lots of water at the faucet connection.
For more privacy while washing off you might use a door jamb lock
available at luggage stores, or a door stop to lock the bathroom, only use
this option during off hours and at a location where there is another
bathroom available for people to use. Leaving a hardware store lock hasp might work, but leaving
that kind of obvious evidence of your activity might get that convenient bathroom closed.
Frugal Bathing
If you are overloading a squat or house and need to conserve hot water, are at a public restroom
with a very small water heater, or you are dipper bathing from a bucket of warmed water here is a
way to not waste your limited supply.
• 1-Wet yourself down
• 2-Turn off water
• 3-Soap up head, groin, armpits, and any places with tough dirt
• 4-Rinse
If you are limited to a bucket you should use a large cup to wet and rinse yourself, dumping the
bucket over your head is a good way to accidentally run out of water while you still have soap on
your body.
Wear sandals in any shower or communal bath area where foot fungus is possible; foot rot can ruin
your best mode of transport.
Hot Water
Your electric stinger immersion water heater can be put into your wash bucket and used to warm
around three or four gallons of water, enough for a dipper shower or a washcloth bath.
In summer a dark colored garden hose laid out on the roof or pavement will collect solar heat and
around noon you can take a nice hot shower by turning on the water.
Outdoor Bathing
One editor used to wash up in back of a church with a garden hose and a bar of hotel soap, drying
himself off with his own shirt or pants, whichever was cleaner at the time. The clothes dry off in
minutes, even faster if you first wipe the water off you with your hands and flick it away, and it's a
great feeling knowing you can keep clean and healthy under your own power under nasty life
conditions. A trick used by a number of hobos and rail-riders is to carry a large squirt bottle with
diluted baby shampoo. The idea is to wet yourself down, squirt yourself with the diluted shampoo,
lather yourself from head to toe, rinse yourself and then dry off. You'd be able to clean yourself in
about 3 minutes.
You can use your bucket and adapter shower hose to make a siphon shower. Submerge the whole
shower hose set into the bucket and let the bubbles go out. Hang the bucket from a tree branch,
pipe, or other hanger, now quickly bring the shower head down to a level below the bucket allowing
the siphon to begin sucking water from the bucket (it might help to tie the other end of the hose to
the bucket handle). Be sure the adapter end is as close to the bottom of the bucket as possible, if you
have two feet of hose drop below the bucket it produces a nice spray. If you break the siphon just
suck on the shower head (use the side of your mouth to suck and your cheek to seal most of the
spray holes) until it starts flowing again. If this is too complicated you can hang a flower sprinkler
and tip it with a rope to shower.
If you are camped out or can't find a bucket use your sleeping bag stuff sack and a plastic shopping
or garbage bag liner to hold the shower water. Don't use the draw string on the sack as this will
likely rip out when you hang it up. Instead insert your hose and make several wraps of cord around
the neck of the bag now hang up the bag, to start a siphon shower squeeze the sack.
If you can't use your electrical immersion water boiler you can boil some water in a cook pot and
add it to your bucket of cold water to warm it up.
It is a good idea to hang up a privacy sheet using your hostel sack and clothing line or at least wear
a light swimsuit while you wash down since straight neighbors might call the police for public
nudity, that and the pervs who might get the wrong idea.
Baby Wipes
Baby wipes give you a refreshing clean feeling when you are away from normal bathrooms,
especially if you are on the road but are expensive, heavy, and wasteful.
It is also easy to make your own wipes. Flannel, terry cloth and plain cotton t-shirts can be cut into
squares and make great cheap washcloths. Put a little diluted bathroom soap in a plastic baggie and
you can get clean wherever you are. If they dry out for some reason, just add a little more water.
Note: stay away from anti-bacterial soap for this as it can irritate your skin terribly if not completely
rinsed off. Think rash.
Toilet
A chamber pot or pee bottle is a good idea if you want your trips into and out of your toiletless
urban squat minimal to avoid detection. Women need to find bottles with a large opening or a urine
stream funnel which can be bought or made from a diagonally-cut 1 liter bottle. If there is no toilet,
or it doesn't work, use a 5 gallon bucket (check the dumpsters outside the local fast food joints) and
improvise a toilet seat (Anything flat that can hold your weight and with a hole big enough will do).
Get some chlorine bleach, dry earth, sawdust, or cat litter to pour into the bucket after each use to
kill the smell. If you can get the lid to the bucket, keep it and use it. Also, line the bucket with
disposable garbage bags. Double bag it because you do NOT want it to leak when you're taking it
out!
If the toilet in your squat is not clogged but doesn't flush when you push the lever or you have no
water pressure to refill the flush tank, a bucket of water dumped into the toilet will cause a flush
cycle.
Toilet paper can be expensive or hard on the sewer or pipe system in some parts of the world. While
it may seem disgusting to some readers here is the post toilet cleaning method we saw while in
Jordan. The left hand is wet with the bathroom sink or a bottle of water if outside, now the wet hand
is used to wipe your butt repeat until clean, then wash your hands really well.
Electricity
Electricity is a big part of the magic of the modern world. With electrical
power we can heat our squats and tents, charge batteries, and run full size
computers. Without electricity we are back in the 19th century either
freezing our asses off or burning expensive and often unsafe fuels.
Working with electricity is a very useful skill to our movement but if
you are not taking proper precautions can also easily be deadly. If
possible find a free vocational electricians course or even take a electrical
apprentice position for a few months.
Power Jacks
Power jacks are found in almost every room around the First World. If the
jacks are turned off there are in-line light fixture adapters that screw in and
still allow the light bulb. If there is only fluorescent fixtures a a few wire
nuts and a chopped off extension cord or heavy speaker wire with a power
receptacle on the end will let you tap into the power, be sure that the power
or breaker is off when you are doing your work, tape over the switches so
nobody surprises you with a ZOT of electricity when they enter the room.
Sometimes there will be a blank panel of the right size where you might expect a switch or wall
jack, open it up and test the wires to see if they are live. Many institutions use a weird screw head
pattern to open up electrical panels, a few minutes of work with an old screwdriver and a file should
make the right tool.
Alternative Voltages
Think about 110/220v flexible gadgets when buying travel items - you never know where you will
be globe hopping.
If you can score a fully charged vehicle or better a deep cycle battery, consider investing in a DC to
AC power converter/charger with battery clips. Some highway signs have a big 12 volt solar panel
that will charge car batteries. Small 12v to 110 or 220 converters are now cheaply found especially
in truck stops and gas stations. see Cars
Testing
A very small glow bulb AC power tester can be purchased in most hardware stores, these are safe,
easy to use, and don't burn out. Use this tester to determine if there is power in the wiring of a
building and if the grounds are connected on a plug. You can also use this to test where the
electrical company has cut off power (sometimes it is right at the meter). On 220 volt systems both
"hot" wires will give you a glow when connected to ground, on 110 only one "hot" wire will give a
glow when connected to ground. The ground is the bottom round pin in Amerikan 110 volt plugs,
the ground diverts power away from you if an appliance short out inside, this is important in metal
cased appliances and tools especially when using them on wet concrete.
Long Runs
If you need to transmit electricity for a very long run 110 volts is often too low and resistance losses
in the line will quickly reduce available electricity on long extension cord runs. The easiest way to
get better distance out of narrow wire is to use a transformer and boost the voltage. High voltages
require narrower wire and incur less losses for the same wattage but High Voltages are More
Dangerous!
Use extreme caution using surplus military communication, network wire, or other other wires
when stringing out to your destination, people will not expect a non-official power line to be
running high voltage. Split the wires and run them parallel at least a foot or so apart, use electrical
fence insulators where you hang wires in trees and buildings, inspect regularly for damage. A three
or four amp rated four to one ratio transformer will convert 110 volt to 440 volt which is much
better at transiting long stretches of line. You will need another four to one to step back down to
110v, be careful to install the second transformer to step down or you will be boosting to about 2000
volts! Consider installing a sensitive circuit breaker at your electrical source transformer box, on of
a lower value at your destination power box should help you avoid a long hike to flip the breaker.
You might get one USA to EU power converter and one EU to USA converter to boost up to 220
and back to 110 at the destination, this will require some additional adapter tips which often come
with the travel converters.
Free Electricity
Contact your electrical company and relief agencies to see if there is a fund or discount for the
indigent, some programs are for the elderly or homes with children. These programs are often part
of the contract that the power company has with the community public utilities commission. Power
to the People!!
Lighting
A small, cheap desk lamp shining upwards can illuminate a whole room. A compact florescent lamp
that screws into a regular light bulb socket will give lots of light (and very little heat) and be a very
minor electrical drain; this is good if you are tapping the light socket power for other uses.
Small oil lamps and the oil used to burn in them can be had at the big box stores and hardware
stores. Just remember that those things get VERY HOT after a
while. If you use candles, never leave them burning unattended.
You can increase the light by putting a mirror or aluminum foil
behind the candle and reflect the flame. You can make an
improvised oil lamp using a glass jar and any vegetable oil
(NEVER use motor oil!). Place a cotton wick like a shoestring.
Heat up the bottom of the candle until it's soft, press it into the
bottom of the inside of the jar, and when it cools, pour vegetable oil
up to where the wick is exposed, then light the wick. The oil will
burn with the candle. Some oils will be sooty and will smoke, so
keep a window open. Keep it away from foot traffic, because if it spills, the spilled oil will spread
flame VERY quickly! These type of open flames cause most of the deaths and property damage
attributed to squatting.
Many grocery stores sell a seven day candle often with religious images on it, look in the Mexican
foods section. These are great for night lights and the tall walls and splashing wax usually puts the
fire out if there is a tip over.
If you are in an underground squat, something like an old abandoned subway or utility tunnel a
Coleman type lantern using pressurized liquid fuel which gives the best large area coverage might
be a good idea, the propane type lantern might also be considered if you can get a big propane tank
like is used for a barbecue grill, look at camping shops or online for a long adapter hose. Above all
be careful with fire safety.
If you plan to spend hours or days exploring underground tunnels a carbide type lamp which is
fueled with water and calcium carbide. The cheapest way to find a carbide lamp is in an antique
shop but be sure that it is in good shape and the drip valves still work.
Stealth Light
If you are concerned with being noticed in your squat as you fumble about at night you should not
use a full power flashlight or even a standard white LED light. Some flashlights like the one used
by the army come with color filters, red to preserve night vision and sometimes blue which is
harder to notice on a dark night. In any case if you really want stealth it might be smart to go a step
further and poke a pinhole in some foil and blue filter the light too. Avoid swinging the light it is
better that it not move as this attracts less attention. Blinking the light on and off as needed is what
distress beacons do to get attention, bad idea for stealthy squatters. Do a light survey with a partner
outside and assess the visibility, consider paper or cardboard over the lower windows to stealth your
squat if they are too visible.
Cooling
If you can get a fan, all the better. We like the small cheap clamp-on models. You can make an
improvised "swamp cooler" by putting a bowl of ice in front of the fan, and let the air blow across
the ice. If you can find a rack to hang a towel or damp clothes in front of the fan (but not over it),
wet the towel with water. As the water evaporates, it will cool the air. If you can get a hold of a
small sprayer or ultrasonic fogger that generates a constant mist, you can spray the air in front of the
fan. Just remember to keep the water away from the fan itself. Water and electricity don't mix.
During the real dog days of summer a cool bucket of water for your feet can really make a
difference, add a well ventilated chaise lounge and you are ready for a nice siesta.
The heat of the day is the ideal time to bathe and wash your clothes and wear them wet, you will
feel clean and your damp clothes should keep you cool for a while. This works best in dry areas, but
even in a humid place sitting in front of a fan with damp clothes will cool you down.
If you have made a squat inside a building with HVAC there might be a thermostat for you to
manipulate. Most won't allow you to set desired temperature but a hot pack in summer or ice pack
or snowball in winter should get you closer to that desired temperature.
Computer
A PDA or small laptop gives you access to the net, if you are willing to pay corpgov for their
cellular service you can get on almost anywhere but it is traceable to location and expensive. Better
to hunt out a a free wi-fi hotspot, cantenna an open home network, or go old school and scam some
dialup. Either find a program or write a script to download all of the websites you frequent at an
open WiFi zone, that way you can quickly grab all of your daily news and reading in a minute or
two and sit and enjoy it in your squat. A laptop, embedded device or PDA with a cantenna, yaggi, or
patch antenna can often use wifi from a great distance if there is a line of sight
A Knoppix or Damn Small Linux disk lets you take over a Windows-owned machine and run your
free unlimited system on it bypassing most blockages. A USB keychain drive lets you carry your
files and photos as you document the fight and get your information out to the people. See also
Internet Communications and Free Telephones
Medical Care
See Free Medical Care in for information on taking care of your health, illnesses, and injuries with
concentration on low budget, migrant, and homeless populations.
Free Land
In today's world, it is nearly impossible for anyone to own property without becoming a bitch to
financial institutions or the Government. Furthermore, because Amerikans are worrisome creatures,
there are many restrictions on what can and cannot be done to a piece of land. In quite a few areas a
home must be of a certain square footage to "keep up property values" (read: more tax money for
the slimeballs in StateGov)
So, in all actuality, it will take about $10,000 in cash or loans for a usable large parcel of land out in
the sticks, ranging from 1-10 acres, in amerika.
eBay can be a good place for the frugal Revolutionary to look for cheap land. Be forewarned: Many
of the properties listed are out in the desert or have no real farmable land, and the nearest source of
water may be miles away.
You can still try the free mining claim, it appears that this frontier option is only left open for
megacorps today with good legal departments, we are doubtful on the option of camping out on the
land, the laws as we read them seem to imply actual documented mining activity, and no on site
settlement.
Free Housing
Free Sleep
In most parts of the US sleeping of any kind outside an approved shelter is illegal for the homeless
so we do what the drug users do, we grab a fix when nobody is looking, never knowing when the
next fix will be available, all the while fearing withdrawal. Could you live like that and act normal?
Hospital
If you need a place to sleep for a night, try crashing at the Waiting Room of the local hospital. Tell
the nurses that you're waiting for your sister/friend/whoever to have a baby, then lay down on the
floor and catch some Zzzs. Might not be too comfy, but definitely safer than sleeping under a
bridge. Eventually, the hospital staff will get wise to you but hopefully by then you'll have gotten
some rest.
Dry Reading
If you need some sleep find a book or newspaper to hold, which is quite easy at the library or in the
trash, and doze off, since it appears you were legit and just reading they will likely not throw you
out unless it is a security guard or cop and your skin is the wrong hue of brown. This dozed off
reading trick works well at bus and train stations, on buses and light rail but often is just a fitful nap
not the peaceful sleep you really needed, expect to be awoken by a librarian or transit inspector after
a time.
Here are some mid to longer term options for a place to stay, see also Low Impact Crashing How to
crash in almost any building or room without needing traditional appliances
External links
http://www.couchsurfing.com - resource for sharing short term, free living space
http://coophousing.org/findingcoops.shtml Not free but different
http://artistshelpingchildren.org/shelters.html Doesn't list every shelter, but it's a good resource.
http://hostels.com/en/index.html This one isn't free, but split the costs with some friends and it
could be pretty cheap.
Look up the homestay directory on yahoo.com go stay with a family, rent a room, share an
apartment, stay on a farm....
http://www.covenanthouse.org/about_locations.html if you need a place to stay or want to stop
being a drifter/homeless, this is the place to go.
http://www.acf.hhs.gov/programs/fysb/content/youthdivision/programs/locate.htm Find a place to
go in your area. these places are especially for runaway and homeless youth and children.
If you're in a college town, simply go figure out where the frat party is, make friends there and find
a couch to stay (or pass out late at the frat house).
Backpacking
Contrary to what the magazines and gear shoppes would like you to think you don't need to have
the most expensive equipment money can buy to take to the hills. There is sometimes a trade off in
comfort, weight, and function with the expensive gear, but never let price keep you from choosing
this option, we hope some of our ideas can get you out without breaking your budget. Remember
often the price difference in the ultra$$ brands is because of expensive advertising.
Don't forget to visit mom and pop army-navy surplus stores for lots of weird junk mixed with some
useful and sometimes very high quality camping gear, unless you swiped it from a base a bit of the
money from surplus supports some generals slush fund, but the deep discounts are worth it, just
watch out for obsolete, worn out, heavy, or low quality gear. Unfortunately unless you move fast
most of the best deals are quickly grabbed and sold at online auctions.
Packs
A quality pack is very important, fit is very personal, you need to try on the loaded pack (take 30-50
lbs of well sacked sand bags or call ahead and see if the store has some) before you buy and walk
around for at least an hour.
Quality frame packs while not in vogue are often cheaper and let you carry lots of heavy gear, the
internal frame packs hug tight to your body giving you more stability. Be sure the straps are
comfortable on your shoulders and chest and that the sternum strap can be moved to a comfortable
place Women especially need to find a pack with shoulder straps contoured to not rub their armpits
or breasts when cinched tight.
The old US Army ALICE frame pack is an excellent buy if you can find one in good shape on the
surplus market.
Care must be exercised since a high priced pack might have bad stitching or components and a
really good pack might be sold for very cheap if it is a brand unknown in the US.
Things to look for: well ventilated back pad, anti-damp shoulder straps and belt pad, useful outside
pockets, drinking system compatibility, gear attachment loops, modularity, quality zippers, and
durability especially at the shoulder straps and seams.
A pack cover with a draw string protects your pack from rain and also makes it difficult for
pickpockets to quickly find the zippers. A pack cover could be reversed to cover straps during air
travel.
Daypacks
When traveling find a good daypack that is comfortable when either attached to the main pack
straps or looped forward on your arms as well as when you wear it on your back. Keep your
valuables in the front day pack where you have control of it an leave you bulky stuff in the main
pack.
Small light-duty packs good for a windbreaker and sandwich lunch are available which fit into a
key chain or wallet and weigh almost nothing.
Tents
A tent serves several jobs; insect protection, privacy, sun shade, and weather protection; the tent
construction will affect the performance in all of these areas.
• For insect protection be sure that there are full closing zippers, some inexpensive tents leave
the bottoms of windows and doors open, durable screens and zipper seams are less likely to
rip out quickly.
• Privacy is the easiest to get, even the cheapest tent is usually opaque, a luggage padlock on
your zipper will keep the honest drunk and stoner from crashing out in your tent while you
are away.
• Sun protection is best achieved by buying a polyester tent with UV resistant coating or
aluminum impregnated into the tent giving the fabric a silver color. Even a good tent should
be kept in the shade if possible to reduce degradation.
• Weather resistance is what makes the difference between a $20 tent and a $800 one. High
quality tents are season rated, a one season tent is made for use in summer only resisting
rain, two also includes late spring and early fall meaning it has better ventilation, three
season is for early spring and late fall meaning it can take light snow, a four season is
reinforced to withstand heavy snow and still not collapse.
• Construction quality varies widely between tents look for the following. Bathtub bottom
construction means that the waterproof ground cover extends up a few inches to resist light
flooding. Proper multilayer urethane coating on the tent fly will resist the strongest rain and
not rot quickly. Quality Easton aluminum is lighter and stronger for pole construction than
fiberglass. Taffeta inner walls that reach to near the bottom of the walls will help prevent
condensation, be sure the fly is well separated from the inner wall to give good ventilation.
YKK zippers are the industry standard and much better than the ones on inexpensive tents,
glow zipper pull add-ons are nice at night. A mesh gear loft is handy to place a light, watch,
glasses, phone, or keys. A large tent fly that extends from the tent can be used in rain or
snow for stashing water resistant gear and careful cooking.
Without all of these fancy features we have successfully tested $20 tents for whole summers in dry
locations with occasional rain. If the weather is clear don't use the fly at night on a cheap tent, the
small "skylight" screen will release enough moisture that condensation will not be too bad. On
every tent buy quality seam seal and reseal all of the seams with three light coats to prevent leakage
through the stitches. If your tent becomes wet and you have to move on set it up as soon as possible
to dry out and prevent rot.
Tarp Tent
For ultra light weight camping a UV treated nylon tarp and your walking staff makes a tent,
• 1- shorten your walking staff and stick into the ground
• 2- Connect one corner to the top of your staff
• 3- stake the corner opposite the staff to the ground
• 4- spread the other two side corners with five foot cords
• 5- stake side cords to the ground.
This gives good protection from sun and if placed mindful of terrain or a angled gutter is dug to
divert runoff it will also protect you from rain. Suspend a light bug screen for insect protection.
Army Poncho
The US army type poncho is multi-purpose item and works good as rain
rear and makes a quick shelter. Two can be snapped together to form a pup
tent or one as a tarp tent. Recent surplus ponchos are not only woodland
camouflage but are designed to match the infrared background in a forest
which is good if you are a fugitive but bad if you are lost in the woods. If
you look in books like the army ranger handbook you will find ideas for
using ponchos as rafts emergency stretchers and other useful things.
Sleeping Gear
Sleeping Bags
The price difference in sleeping bags is mostly a factor of name brand style, weight, and packed
size versus warmth. The difference is in the construction, fill material, the shell, and in the lining.
The shell is usually nylon and is thin or thick depending on if durability or weight are desired, for
any shell the weave should be tight to prevent snags. Fill material available is constantly changing,
600 goose down is the gold standard for insulation but is worthless if wet, we don't recommend it
for most wilderness use. Synthetics claim many qualities, but good fluff is what you really need;
claims of new 3D fibers and such pop up every few years, be skeptical of amazing powers
contained in the new expensive fiber. Lining is usually nylon, coolmax, or a nylon-cotton mix, the
cotton and coolmax synthetics make the liner more comfortable in hot weather, while nylon is
lighter. Construction is very important, some features mentioned only apply to a mummy style or
rectangle bag, look for the following: neck and face draw-strings, quality (YKK is good) zippers,
full length zippers, compatibility to zip two bags together, hang loops, mesh gear pocket, foot
contour, thicker insulation on bottom, and box baffling of insulation.
A low temperature and a medium temperature mummy bag give you a modular extreme cold
system, nest the smaller bag inside the larger for very cold nights, and in warmer weather if the
zippers match you have room for two.
Many inexpensive sleeping bags can now be found to include many of the features needed to keep
warm even in cooler temperatures, while not performing badly in terms of weight and packing. An
army poncho liner blanket is very light and can be stuffed into any place in your bag where you feel
cold.
If you're really down and out, one or more of the "lint" blankets given away by homeless shelters
inside of a taped or melted-shut piece of visqueen plastic sheeting will keep you warm and block
the wind, but the blankets and bag need to be separated and dried out every day.
Sleeping Pads
The best choice for a sleeping pad is a well made self inflating pad, it is both light and durable.
However, if you are on a budget, stick with the old indestructible closed-cell foam roll-up mat, it
will keep you warm and dry, but packs big. Cardboard or newspaper can be used to insulate
yourself from the ground. Be sure to avoid sleeping with little-to-no insulation, especially if in the
woods, as temperature changes and dampness can make you uncomfortable and even sick.
Bivvy Sack
A quality Gore-tex bivvy sack will set you back about US$300 in 2007 unless you can find a
military surplus one. These manufactured bags are of high quality, tough, and waterproof. A bivvy
sack is almost weightless when compared with a tent and greatly increases the cold rating of a
sleeping bag. Quality bivvy sacks usually load from the top only because it is very difficult to have
a leak proof zipper. They usually also have a zip-shut bug screen for the face and a draw string to
close the opening.
Gore-tex type waterproof but water vapor passable fabric can be found at some large fabric stores.
You might mix a few unmatched remnants to save money, remembering that every seam is a
potential leak point (so be sure to seal them well!), the bottom can be ordinary waterproof fabric if
you need to save money.
Hammock
Your hammock is a good way to stay cool and comfortable in hot weather, you also don't need to
worry about how rocky the terrain is. If you are properly tied in with a harness (if you don't tie into
an anchor and your harness it is an easy way to die in your sleep) you can even hammock up on a
rock face, building sit in, or tree sit using tree or rock anchor points or bolts.
If you hang a tarp tented above your hammock you will protect yourself from rain and gain a bit of
privacy, it is a good to stake down the corners with cord if you want to have better weather
protection. Use a bivvy sack if it looks like a real storm is coming. It is now possible to purchase
one piece tented-over hammocks which are both bug and rain protection.
Like in stealth tenting look for a little bit of brush between you and the public areas sticking to dull
colors for gear.
Food Preparation
Liquid Fuel
For international back country travel these tend to be the best as gasoline, jet fuel, kerosene, furnace
fuel, or diesel fuel is available nearly everywhere. Liquid fuel stoves also generally put out the
most heat, some enough for melting snow in large volumes. We like the MSR Whisperlite
International and XGK although they are both expensive they burn anything and are hot, the
Whisperlite simmers better, XGK is tough and burns like an afterburner, they are still running years
later with only the tools that they came with. Give the newer MSR stoves a shake and a weighted
jet pricker will clean your clogged jet orifice. Most of the pressure stoves on the market will work
well for you if only burning expensive Coleman fuel or gasoline Used gear from a yard sale or junk
shop can be fixed by cleaning the tube and jet tip on better stoves or replacing the disposable
generator tube on the more common Coleman small stoves. Be very careful to know what fuels
your stove is rated to burn before buying. Most multifuel stoves have one jet for light fuels like
gasoline and a second for kerosene and diesel. Liquid kerosene or diesel fuel is usually the cheapest
and lightest fuel option except for wood burners.
Compressed Gas
Compressed gas stoves are lighter, easier to control, and can be cheaper. Compressed gas stoves,
with due caution, can even be used inside your tent fly vestibule to cook during rain and snow.
Some gas stoves include an electrical igniter.
Open Fuel
This category covers pellet, alcohol, and wood stoves as well as many other improvised stoves.
Alcohol and Sterno stoves are discussed in Low Impact Crashing, Kitchen and work well in warm
weather. Pellet stoves like the Esbit fold small and light but are usually only used for emergencies.
There are a few fan blown wood scrap burners which fill this commercial niche.
An interesting improvised stove is one made from an old oil filter and some welded steel break line,
a feed hole is cut near the bottom and ash holes on the bottom a steel tube several inches long is
attached a few inches up and it looks like a pipe with a giant bowl. Plastic or rubber tube is attached
and a small bellows is connected made to blow the flame, good heat and easy lighting make this a
real winner even in damp areas especially since it uses wood and bark bits as fuel.
Pots
Stainless steel seems to be the way to go for durability although aluminum does win in a weight
comparison. Non-stick is easy to clean until the non-stick scrapes or burns. Sand will help scrape
out most gunk in a steel pan. A kettle is good for easy boiling and pouring. A few plastic containers
are good for leftovers and mixing bowls. If you are part of a good sized group a wok might be
worth the weight. see Cheap Chow
Insulation
A Thermos type insulated container saves fuel by holding a near boiling cooking level heat in for
many minutes after you shut off your stove, for example bring your pasta or beans and rice to a nice
boil in a minute or two and then shutdown and pour into your thermos it will finish cooking in
there. On a long campout or trip a thermos might easily be worth its weight in fuel.
Mess Kit
A lexan bowl, some quality bamboo chopsticks, and a good set of stainless steel nesting utensils
will work to serve most food you will be able to make in the wilderness.
Food
Camping-store-bought freeze-dried food is too expensive to be of any use for sustenance. With a
little thought and ingenuity, you can buy and make great light-weight camp food from a regular
grocery store's stock. Use the calorie information available in diet books or container labels to plan
a meal; you need to be sure to have enough protein, fiber, and vitamins every day. Have a written
meal plan that will meet your daily needs; marking and packing all of the ingredients for a meal in a
heavy duty Ziploc or vacuum pack/seal bag makes it easier to prep a quick meal. Your goal when on
the move or working is to consume 3000-4000 Calories per day in summer and up to 6000 in high
mountain/winter. Our experience with most backpackpacker and cycle camping newbies is that they
underestimate their hunger when planning sometimes as badly as a factor of three or four, it is OK
to pack a little too much food especially stuff for fatty recipes that contain oil, butter, or margarine
which are full of calories and make you feel full.
It is amazing what kinds of fun dishes you can whip up in the woods, when you are stopped for a
few days, when you have the time and energy. Just but be sure that you have something bonehead
easy and fast to prepare or better yet ready to eat, for when you set up camp after a hard day of
hiking. Vegans need to pay special attention to their diet planning especially to their fat and protein
intake when on the move, most of their meals are naturally much less rich than the average
Amerikans.
Keep all food and dirty pans and utensils away from the tent and out of your pack; a hang bag cache
thrown over a tree limb will keep most animals out of the food. Bear-safes are required in some
places but are heavy. Even if bears are not a problem, smaller animals can wreck your gear trying to
get the food. Wash dishes away from camp.
Hardtack
Hardtack is little more than a large cracker that, if kept dry, could stay edible for months, perhaps
years. It's broken and mixed with some liquid (hot water, broth, etc.) to make a porridge, or to
thicken soups or stews. If you make enough in advance, it can be eaten on the march or at camp. A
recipe from the WikiMedia Cookbook follows:
• 2 cups of flour
• 1/2 to 1/4 cup water
• 6 pinches of salt
• 1 tablespoon of shortening (optional, feels more filling and adds calories)
1. Mix all the ingredients into a batter and press onto a cookie sheet to a thickness of 1/2 inch.
2. Bake in a preheated oven at 400°F (205°C) for one hour.
3. Remove from oven, cut dough into 3-inch squares, and punch four rows of holes, four holes
per row into the dough (a fork works nicely).
4. Flip the crackers and return to the oven for another half hour.
Hardtack has been known as "sheet metal" or "molar breakers" because it is very hard and dense, so
don't try to eat it like a regular saltine.
Forest Forage
If you somehow are stuck in the woods for a long time drink pine needle tea for the vitamin C to
avoid scurvy. Some soft (unripe) pine cones have food value cooked or raw.
The inner bark of many trees if boiled can be eaten for minimal food value but killing the tree.
Young plant shoots, soft inner stalks, and soft or bulbous roots can often be safely cooked or eaten
raw, learn what is poisonous and edible along your travel route and local area.
Steel wire snares or baited fish hooks are a cruel and illegal way to survive by trapping animals and
birds but it might save your life if you are starving, check your traps regularly.
Cut and cook or smoke any meat as soon as possible to avoid waste.
A good rule is to never eat any plant foods that are bitter or burning unless it is a known food like
peppers, although even rotted meat can be safely eaten in most cases if very well cooked or boiled
for several hours. Always cook or smoke and then hang meat since bears, mice and raccoons are
still interested in your food.
Don't expect to be able to survive on gathering, fishing, hunting, or trapping, indigenous peoples in
what is now known as North America were very few in number and the wildlife was not as stressed,
many first nations people also practiced agriculture.
Most foods can either be stewed in a pot which is boiled on coals of at least an hour preserving
most nutrients, if this is impossible then cook chopped meats and fish on a skewer over the coals of
a fire.
Fishing
Fishing as a food source is a useful skill in some parts of the world. If you know what you are doing
you might be able to supplement your protein intake with some lightweight gear. Forget about fancy
gear like fly fishing that is for the rich who rear up a fish's mouth and throw him back, we want the
food. A telescoping pole and spinning reel will do the trick without breaking your bank or back but
a stick and floss will work in a pinch.
Some six pound test monofilament line will bag most small river fish. Ask locals their favorites but
in general worms, corn, insects, and dough balls all work good, it won't hurt to carry some flashy,
rattly, and spinny lures with your gear. Get a big assortment pack of fish hooks, they weigh and cost
very little and are useful for a hobo on the move even if you just use a stick pole and dental floss. A
bobber hangs your bait off of the bottom in still water, moving water requires casting out and
recovering as it floats downstream, you can use a dry stick as bobbber if needed.
If you catch a fish it should have firm and elastic flesh, clear and full eyes, bright red gills, a clean
pleasant order, and an absence of reddish discoloration on the ventral side of the backbone, that is,
the side of the backbone that’s on the inside of the fish. Cloudy, sunken eyes, and gray colored gills
are the first recognizable signs of old, decaying fish. When the head, gills, and backbone are gone,
rely on your sense of smell and touch. Worn out or dying fish have much less nutritional value but
cooking them will remove danger of illness.
In over fished areas forget about wasting your time. Sport fishers, hunters and gatherers are often
out in huge numbers during hard times and will often cause many years of damage from taking too
much from the ecosystem.
To clean a fish smash the brain area to kill it, then cut from the anus to the throat, remove guts(these
are good fish bait), use a dull knife to scrape off the scales, some fish are best filleted from the ribs
but small ones are easier to leave in and remove when you eat it. Pan fry most fish with a little oil
and spices.
A small net at the end of a large triangle of rocks laid in the river to guide the fish in will make a
good trap as will a series of baited hooks in the water strung to trees above, check your fish traps
regularly, spear fish in the shallows with a frog spear tip on a stick.
Bombing fish in a pond with chlorine bleach is clueless
destruction, it will bring them to the surface but will kill the
whole ecosystem. Instead use rotenone or crush green husks
from butternuts or black walnuts. Throw the husks into the
water, it will do the trick just stunning the fish without killing
the other animals, collect and eat or salt and smoke all fish you
stun.
Watch out for fish and game cops they can take all of your
gear, car, or boat as a punishment leaving you destitute if you
are accused of poaching.
Water
Purification
Water purification pills, boiling, and unscented bleach will kill bacteria. but take around half an
hour to work. Most backpackers who don't have access to plumbing want the convenience of a
filter. We teach the construction of a drip filter in Low Impact Crashing or even this clay and cloth
filter, but hand pumped models work faster and can remove pathogens from large volumes in a
shorter time. DIY drip filters like in Low Impact Crashing are another means of purification like
boiling is a very good idea if possible since while they stop large giardia cysts they might let
bacteria through although a less common problem in the wilderness. Good filters have a scrub
clean ceramic filter and are designed for easy field maintenance. Be careful that you pump out all
water in and keep inside your coat in freezing temperatures as ice can crack the filter element.
MSR, PUR, and Sweetwater make good filters. If you are near an open, natural water source or
even damp soil or green vegative matter during a sunny day with moderate heat, you can use what
is called a solar still to generate fresh water. Solar stills are either inflatable buoys that consist of a
flattened black base connected to a parasol with a collection tube attached to the bottom of this or
are made by placing clear plastic with a small stone weight in the middle over a pit with a collector
can in the middle. It works by collecting bad water, green vegetation, damp soil, or anything
containing water onto the bottom part and then using the sun to evaporate it. This leaves behind
dissolved substances (like salt). The vapor is then collected inside the top of the cone and
condenses. There is usually a thin fishing-line type cord that spirals down the inside of the top and
empties into the tube. You can lead this end into a bottle or pouch to fill with clean water. It usually
takes a while to get a lot, but additional stills will make this better. These are good for use if you are
camped for a somewhat extended period of time in a desert area, or if you are out at sea. It is still a
good idea to bring this distilled water to a boil to sterilize any bacteria. The manufactured stills are
being phased out on liferafts in favor of hand pumped reverse osmosis desalinators.
Drinking Systems
A backpack tube type drinking system makes sipping easier and increases water intake preventing
dehydration in all weather conditions, adding a shutoff valve will prevent leakage if the bite valve is
accidentally compressed, blowing air into the tube will keep that next gulp of water cool in the
pouch especially if you have ice. You need to clean the tube and bladder well and store with a paper
towel puffing out the bladder to prevent mold and slime. Many drinking systems have a large
opening which is threaded and compatible with water filter pumps.
Giardia
Flagyl aka Metronozole is used to treat intestinal parasites like giardia which causes beaver fever
the most common waterborne illness in the US. Filtering or boiling will make the water safe from
these parasites but remember to also use clean water to wash your face and dishes. Giardia cyst are
large and caught by most forms of filtration.
Hydration
Be sure you are getting enough water to drink, plan minimum two liters a day if camped in cool
weather, more if moving or the day is hot. Your urine should be a clear when in the field, dark or
cloudy urine is a sign of dehydration, most Americans are chronically dehydrated. Even if the
weather is cool insufficient hydration and urine output could lead to bladder and even kidney
infection especially in women.
A dilute drink mix can make guzzling water easier and helps soft drink addicted Americans
replenish electrolytes, this should taste like watered down sport drink. You can carry a concentrate
to add to water while you are on the trail.
• 4-5 tablespoons sugar
• 1/8 and 1/16 teaspoon of salt
• 1/16 teaspoon salt substitute that contains potassium chloride
• 1/2 packet of unsweetened drink powder(no artificial sweeteners) or 1/2 cup lemon or lime
juice
• 1 liter of water
You can substitute powdered citric acid for the drink flavor powder to add zing.
Clothing
Footwear
Footwear for backpacking depends on your ankles. If you have steel ankles and arches you might be
able to get by with trail runner shoes or light hiker boots. For the rest of us non-bionic humans the
weight on our feet is paid off by the superior support of a mountaineering boot. The price of these
giant boots is offset by the vibrant resale market where a slightly stinky used pair of $400 boots can
be had for around $50.
If you will be establishing a longer term wilderness base camp, trail runner type shoes might be
worth the pack weight for short trips from camp. River sandals are also an option for short trips
especially if you will be walking through water. For the most part waterproof footwear is a problem
either because about 30% of people perspire too much and the inside gets damp or because they
step in water over their ankle and it takes forever to dry the shoe out since there is a waterproof
barrier.
If tramping through swamps and rivers the old Vietnam jungle boot is a good workhorse although it
gives less support than a big mountaineering boot.
Big woolly socks help prevent blisters, even in hot summer go for the big fluffy socks, we know
some who wear an inner silk or synthetic stocking but watch for folds that can cause blisters.
It is vital important that you get a good fit and do not jam your toes into the end, jammed toes lead
to ingrown nails and blisters which can become infected leading to a potential of major damage or
immobility. When at the store do heel and toe kicks at the ground, walk around for a few minutes
and if possible walk or in-place-step up and down on an incline to see if your foot stays tight
without jamming your toes or making any rub spots.
Clothes
Synthetic zip off trousers/shorts are easily available at the writing of this book, these are good for
durability, ease of washing and drying quickly but some do hold body odors. Camping and ski
stores often carry synthetic button shirts and t-shirts although for the money discount 100% silk
Hawaii print or colored dress shirts work just as well, look for a durable tight weave.
Jacket
In most locations, if you already own one, a light mountaineering type parka shell combined with
one or two liner layers is a lightweight way to protect from rain and cold. The army surplus camo
gore-tex jacket fits the bill, we have heard of some people successfully coloring them black without
ruining the gore-tex.
If you are in a very rainy location think about roll up Gore-tex rainpants. Mountaineering gaitors are
waterproof and keep your legs dry if you need to move along in wet brush or grass after a storm or
heavy dew.
Under your shell layer lies the main insulation layer (fleece jacket and trousers although a fleece
vest is fine in summer), sometimes your tighter vest and looser jacket are combined to add
insulation in serious cold. Long underwear finishes up your three layer system. Remove layers to
keep you from sweating.
Hat
Wide brimmed boonie type hats are great for hot, sunny, or wet weather but a good insulated
military helmet under hat or wool cap will keep you warm in the cold.
Underwear
Spandex sport bras and underwear works well for preventing chafing and providing support, bike
shorts also work well and prevent most thigh chafing when walking. Another option for women is
to wear a one piece competition bathing suit on the trail for support and at your destination you are
ready for the water.
Long underwear of the real polypro and not a cotton mix is a super lightweight bit of gear that
really helps keep you warm, don't forget both tops and bottoms.
Electronics
You are limited in the amount of batteries you can carry into the wilderness and by what to do with
them after they are used up, see our thoughts in Low Impact Crashing on batteries, solar and wind
up gadgets with extra emphasis on solar since it provides electricity without requiring you to
expend extra effort.
Communications
For Communication a tiny HF QRP radio transceiver will keep you in touch on a regular enough
basis to keep you on top of everything, some kits can even listen to shortwave broadcast, look for a
kit or radio set with low battery consumption. Have planned meet up times with a ham radio
operator or member of the underground with a serious radio and antenna to check in several times a
week who will also read you email and type up responses for you. Be sure not to compromise on a
quality wire antenna and set up on a hilltop if possible when you transmit. If the pigs are looking for
you and can get line of sight to your hilltop they might be able to DF(direction find) a HF radio set,
keep your transmissions short and hope they are not looking or transmit from a valley and pray that
the other station can hear you. Learn Morse code that works when almost nothing else will.
Walkie talkies are fun and sometimes very useful in the woods or urban jungle but they are super
easy for the cops to zero in on, if they have the right gear, even if there is very little chatter. We find
either a 2 meter ham or quality FRS walkie-talkie work best.
A signal mirror works for many miles hilltop to hilltop, the difficulty is sending and receiving
Morse code effectively to another party. Flashlights and lasers work at night for the same purpose.
Light
A headlamp is a must when camping, a dual beam headlamp will give you a powerful halogen beam
for long range and an LED bulb for reading and camp chores while keeping your hands free.
Pressurized fuel and candle lanterns, fluorescent lamps, and light sticks all have their place but a
LED light usually wins because of battery life and weight.
If you have a propane or liquid fuel pressure lantern for light, seriously consider replacing the glass
globe (that glass thing that surrounds the mantle) with one made of steel mesh. Glass breaks too
easily when you're roughing it. Steel mesh globes are available on-line and at better sporting goods
stores or can be made from steel window screen.
Walking Sticks
A pair of lightweight telescoping ski type poles have become popular with the backpacking crowd.
Essentially they make you into a four legged animal giving you more strength while climbing and
better stability while descending or crossing water. In the tents section above there is a description
on how to use a tarp and telescoping hiking pole to make a ultra-lightweight tent.
Navigation
Most people really believe in the GPS, we like it too but we
really don't trust Uncle Sam and his boys at the Air Force to
leave it working right for us citizens if they really start
cracking down. We like the army lensatic compass with the
perma-lit tritium elements so the important parts will glow for
about 25 years. You sight this compass like a gun while
viewing the degrees dial so you can easily choose a landmark
to walk towards. This is around $120 new or $10 if you can
find a soldier a week before payday. For a big quality drop
there is a functional copy of the army compass sold at
camping stores for $15 but you must be very careful to check
that the needle points true and doesn't stick. Silva and
Brunton also make excellent compasses for navigation but are
not as tough as the army ones.
Toilet
Carry a plastic spade for burying poop, make sure it is buried at least six inches down. Don't
defecate near the water; it is not just rude, it spreads disease. Hand roll TP or learn to use a squirt
bottle and leaves.
Other Skills
Check out Low Impact Crashing and Pack your bag for more camping related skills and gear.
Cycling
Camping while Cycling is a popular way to overnight when touring, Just stick your backpack in a
trailer (have plans for wet weather) or distribute your gear in pannier bags, since weight savings are
still important to cyclists backpacking gear is traditionally used.
Skiing
see Skiing and Boarding for backcountry winter movement.
Where to Camp
Established state and national parks are the easiest choice and there is sometimes a discount for
walkers and bikers who need no parking spot. We prefer to find a nice spot off of the road and just
set up camp far enough away from town that the cops won't bother us. If getting away from town is
not practical at least camp near or inside a park treeline a hill between you and town helps. Be
careful if you find a beautiful green field in the middle of summer you may be surprised by pop-up
water sprinklers at two in the morning. As long as the place you camp is not marked "No
Trespassing" you can not be busted until you are asked to leave and refuse, don't assume that small
town cops understand the law, keep most of your stuff packed and ready to go.
Always get dull colored gear if possible, a big part of the stealth camping we do is not being
noticed, this is especially important as you near urban areas. Going into the brush and trees even a
little bit breaks up the outline of your tent, dull colored (non-damaging)dye art on your rain fly will
help break up the outline but will also make you easy to identify as you travel. You will develop an
eye for using terrain and foliage to conceal your camp. Look behind buildings with parking large
lots, train tracks, and near large factories for a field to camp in, industrial areas may not have
services but they also often have a much lower competition for viable camping spots.
Replacing Consumables
Out in the wilderness there are a few ways to make cash if you get creative, the upside is the
overhead costs are low, just try to keep your nice gear from wearing out, that can be the biggest
expense.
• Silver or pewter jewelery sculpting can be a fun creative job.
• Gold panning is a way to make a living good enough to support a camped out lifestyle, a pan
is used to swirl out the lighter dirt and pebbles but keep the heavy gold dust which is best
found deposited at turns in rivers and where the current suddenly slows. Practice in panning
and knowing where to look greatly improves yields.
• Sometimes mushrooms or truffles become very valuable on the world market and harvesting
and selling could buy you months of supplies.
• Although very unconventional, if you have a solar panel a mobile phone with Internet and
an HPC you might be able to use the Internet to take part time with editing, translating, and
writing jobs even from the forest a few miles from a small town.
• Growing pot might not be a good idea, even though the payoff is good, as if you are caught
you will loose even your backpacking gear.
• Try whittling! Just be sure to have the means to sharpen your knife if you spend a lot of time
on this. Make small crafts to sell at street fairs or music fests! A couple good examples
include a fat, shapely cat statue from balsa wood (just paint in the eyes) with some small
holes with cut fishing line glued in for whiskers; miniature Buddhas or other religious items.
• Crochet old plastic shopping bags, with the "Green is In" fad people are happy to buy often
for a decent price items crocheted from plastic bags.
• Set up a sign and offer bicycle tune up and repair near a popular bike trail (have extra
spokes, chain and tubes)
Camping
If you are looking for a more permanent home in one location, or prefer something closer to the
comforts of home camping could be your solution. Camping is also easier if you have children and
they are unable to carry their own gear. See also Alternative Shelter
Tents
Larger tents can be rented or purchased from a place
specializing in their sales. Army surplus tents are
very durable and can last several years in the
elements, be careful for intentionally damaged tents
and shoddy repairs. Insist that the dealer erect and
allow inspection of any tent, don't forget the poles,
stakes, and ropes. Lighter family tents can be
expensive and usually are intended for only a few
setups, left erected they can last for months if in a
shaded area. You should buy a tent with plenty of room to stand up, roll out several large sleeping
bags with foam mattresses, and stow your gear.
Trailers
A trailer or motorized camper can be very expensive if purchased new, like most yuppie retirement
toys the value drops like a rock once it looks used inside. Be sure the appliances work since repairs
can be expensive. Inspect the wheels and tires of a trailer, make sure lights and brakes work
correctly and that the tow vehicle is able to connect. Pop up campers must be inspected carefully for
mechanical function and rot especially in canvas panels, ask to leak test the camper with a garden
hose. Never overload a vehicle with a large trailer, this can be very dangerous!
Cooking
If you are using a trailer most have LP gas stove installed cooking is like at home. For tent campers
the old Coleman pressure stove is a good option. For longer trips out you might want to invest in a
gas powered stove and use a distribution pole and gas hose to run it from a five gallon or larger LP
gas tank, these poles have a connection on top for a propane lantern and extra valves for other
propane gadgets.
The army tents used to have an option for a diesel/wood fueled stove but supply of these are drying
up. A person good with welding or rivets, a metal drum, and some stove pipe could build a stove for
heat and cooking surface. Be careful to inspect the stove pipe hole on these tents for burning or
damage.
Electricity
Unless you really need lots of power like for some sort of pirate radio gig a generator is noisy and a
real invasion of the solitude of the wilderness. Running your car or RV engine to charge the
batteries feeding your inverter is also a huge waste of fuel. Try to minimize power and if possible
stick to solar for charging your deep cycle batteries. see also Cars
Toilet
Many people plan on using chemical toilets since they are not constrained by weight and these seem
cleaner, these are usually not warranted if you are able to dig a small toilet hole, the exception is in
stressed wilderness environments where overuse is taxing the area. If you have a plumbed trailer or
camper only dump your waste into a sewage system and not into a body of water.
Water
If you are downhill or beside flowing water and plan to stay for awhile a piece of blue tarp can be
sewn into a cone shape and clamped to a garden hose fitting, this is tied in the flowing water, a
length of hose can be attached with a valve at the end to deliver water to your camp, let the hose
flow to remove stagnant water before using.
A small electrical pump can be attached to a length of hose, drop into a lake or creek and fill up,
remember to add chlorine or install a filter in your water system that will remove Giardia.
Remember to filter or treat any water you get from the wild. River water may look pure and fresh,
but it might be flowing over a dead animal upstream. Avoid drinking water dripping off of melting
ice from rock formations. It may contain pulverized stone.
If you poke around country stores or ranger stations at night you will surely find a water spout, use
your handy faucet knob and plug in.
If you camp near a river or stream, consider the US Army's priority of where activity is to be done
concerning the river's flow. Furthest upstream is where you get your drinking water. Further down is
where you wash your clothes and cookware. Last down is where you bathe.
Furniture
Army folding cots or medic stretchers make great beds and keep you from the damp ground, in cool
weather use a foam pad on top.
Be careful about swiping picnic tables from Smokey Da-Bear, he will send the Forest Freddies after
you.
Proper plastic folding tables are the best, resisting the elements for several years. Plastic folding
tables will work outdoors and take a while to rust the steel legs even in rain, try to bring them in.
The older pressed wood folding tables will warp once wet.
Folding lawn furniture and stackable resin is superior to indoor folding chairs for long term
camping.
Campfires
Before you start a campfire, make certain that you're not in a drought stricken area. If a ranger sees
the smoke from your fire, you're up for a fine or maybe even arrest, at the least the forest cops will
will run your ID.
Stick to the old fashioned Boy Scout methods. Check to see that nothing flammable is within a six
foot radius of the fire. Dig a small pit and circle it with rocks, then build a small compact fire that
generates more heat than smoke.
When cooking food over a fire, don't use fresh evergreen wood if possible. The wood releases resins
and tars that can harm the flavor of the food. If there's a lot of warm grease in your pots and pans,
throw a handful of white ashes into it and stir. This will turn the grease into a weak soap that will
help in cleaning.
To put out the fire completely, pour water over the embers, stir the ashes, douse it again, and then
carefully feel the muck.
Always try to pack a full sized axe (a purloined forest service Pulaski tool is even better) a shovel,
and a bucket when driving into or base camping in the wilderness and know how to use them and
mineral dirt to extinguish a fire.
Always scrape away the organic duff and only burn on mineral earth. If there is no moisture in the
ground even down to a half meter, and if when you split logs they are dry as a bone be very careful,
fuel moisture is very low and a fire will be hard to fight.
Large fires almost always throw off firebrands which can light the forest on fire, even if there is no
forest fire since everything is green firebrands will burn holes in your cotton and nylon tents and
gear, save wood and keep the fire small.
Other Options
Fire Lookout
Many US and Canadian Forest Service lookout towers are no longer occupied at all times in the
summer. A maintained shelter often with a wood stove awaits. These are always unoccupied after
fire season unless the area has a camper rental program. You may need to pick the lock.
Log Cabin
If you have the knowledge and time, like if you are on the run from the man and can't get out of the
country, a small log cabin can be made with an axe and your
hands and trees. It is a good idea to spike your logs to prevent
collapse if possible. Build a small short shelter just large
enough for your bed and pack. Use the largest stones you can
find as corner stones. Dig out a entry tunnel instead of a
difficult door unless you have lots of tools and construction
supplies, continue digging a depression to make more
headroom. Jam moss and leaves between the logs to make the
cabin more wind proof, this will need to be repeated when the
logs dry. Make a single slope shed type roof and cover with
bark or wood shingles or a thick cover of pine boughs, if you had plastic or a survival blanket
consider using it as a roof liner.
If a USFS trail or fire crew notices any unauthorized construction expect to see it demolished so
stay away from lakes, ponds, and hiking trails.
Urban Living
Rooftop
Many buildings have a flat roof and parapet to keep people from falling off. You will either have to
attach a ladder to the roof from the fire escape or pick or break the inside lock to the roof access.
Even then you need to assure regular access to the roof from outside while keeping everyone else
from your squat. We have seen people bicycle lock a ladder nearby to get up on the fire escape, and
rope it up once on the roof, but this is a real workout to raise and lower it every day. Once you have
access to the roof you can build a shack to live in or just camp out in your tent. Take advantage of
electricity and water connections running to air conditioners and lights, but be careful these are live
deadly electrical wires and there is no way to turn them off to tap in. In addition to a squat your
rooftop might have enough space to start a rooftop garden like we discuss in Farm It
Bridge
We all have seen campers under bridges. Bridges offer protection from sun and rain and, if located
in a nonresidential area, there are often longer times between camp breakups by cops compared to
more exposed camping spots. A careful electrician could tap the street or sign lighting to power
their electrically powered gear, hotplates, etc. If trash starts to visibly build up the city will often
kick everyone out and come in with a prison work crew to throw everything away.
Parks
Many urban parks have overgrown areas large enough to allow real camping. Try to find a place
hidden by thorns and briers that will discourage city workers. A regularly used trail will lead other
homeless or even park services to your hideout.
Bike Locker
It has been rumored that, with a few dollars spent at a hardware store, rented city and college bike
lockers can be converted for personal use. The outer lock mechanism must be modified to not lock
when you are inside but still allow you to keep the door closed while you are sleeping. Probably a
much better use is storage, this is one of the few inexpensive places that a homeless person can
safely stash some gear, check rules about inspection of contents.
See also The Street
Suburban Living
Suburban areas are likely the most difficult to improvise housing. Short of renting a basement or
garage for a very small amount, it will be difficult. The suburban sprawl was designed with a
petroleum powered vehicle in mind, so most services are a highway drive away. Radically-dressed
and -minded outsiders will likely be harassed by the local police
Garden Shed
In older neighborhoods with large lots adjoining park or
wetland areas there are sometimes disused sheds or old garages.
Look for unkempt yards or long grass without foot trample
around the out building this may indicate an elderly homeowner
or uninterested renter who has no use for the building. Choose
and use a path of approach that does not leave a trail visible
from the house or easily noticed from other homes.
Car
An unlocked car is a place to spend for the night when you are cold or need to lock up for safety.
Bed down and don't leave anything outside of your pack, be ready to run. If the car is abandoned it
will likely be towed in a few weeks so don't use it for storage. Be alert for the owner in the morning,
get out quick on the opposite side and scoot before they can call the cops or kick your ass. Lie to the
owner and say that you knocked on a door and the person said it was ok to sleep in their car, point at
a random house, this should buy you vital seconds to escape while the owner thinks this over, don't
try to lie to the cops though. See also Cars
Squat a House
At the edge of the suburban rural boundary and near run down parks there are often pockets of older
neighborhoods where a house may sit for years unoccupied waiting for inheritors to sue each others
asses off until the lawyers take the house and divide the spoils amongst themselves. Look near large
construction projects for houses slated for destruction. An old weathered for sale sign might be a
house open to squat, but could also mean somewhat regular visitors depending on the market. Even
better finding an incomplete subdivision with some nearly finished homes.
Deciding to squat a house takes some good detective work. Find a place where it is apparent that the
yard work is not being taken care of. Peek in the windows, has anyone been home in a few months?
Does it appear that the house has been squatted or burglarized without cleanup? All of these are
good cause to stake the place out. Put a padlock on the front door and see if it is removed, camp out
in the back yard if you can do so discreetly just to be sure. Try before you pry, an open door or
window might remove the charges of breaking and entering if you get busted.
Squat the place. While you are squatting light up your devices you use and go outside to see what is
visible at night, pull the shades and check again, light and motion will give you away most easily.
Keep your travel in and out infrequent, at night only if possible, no music or noise. Cooking fires
and grilling might be noticed from the smoke and smell. If you kept clean you will be hard to spot.
To the average WASP the homeless are dirty and distant, the suburban and rural townies and cops
won't tolerate filthy bums, but will they notice a clean one?
Always make your living space as near as possible to the back door on the ground floor, clean that
room up first for occupation. Since this is not your house be ready to run if you hear someone trying
to enter through the front, legit owners drive up and enter through the front door 99% of the time
without doing a walk around, pile up junk in front of the front door to make noise and slow them
down. Always have your bags packed for a quick escape, if confronted be apologetic but be sure to
get away before anyone gets violent. It might help if you tell a story of your dead grandfathers
house in this town that you thought you were squatting in, this is just a distraction to get out the
door and prevent violence, be quick, stay cool, smile, grab your pack, don't let anyone get their
hands on you, know your escape routes, have at least two. Expect the cops in the area soon so get
away from the property and into a store or movie theater, stash your bike and pack safely nearby,
the pack really gives you away.
See also Squatting
Rural Living
If you are able to obtain permission or not be noticed, almost any type of shelter could be used.
Many rural communities are very insular and everyone knows everyone else. Strangers are viewed
with suspicion and often due to boredom snooping and gossip are the only entertainment.
Straw Bale
Straw bale is one of the easiest, simplest, cheapest ways to build a house.
All you really do is create walls out of hay bales, sometimes coating the
outsides with concrete, mud, leaves, or wood to keep the walls dry. This is
not necessary. With properly placed support beams, the house will stay safe
through wet times and rain. Straw also acts as an insulator. In you will be
living in a cold area with an abundance of hay, I would suggest doubling up
walls.
Yurt
For a few grand a decent sized yurt can be purchased, but we bet
you could build one for less. The mountain peoples of China,
Mongolia, and even parts of Afghanistan use yurts for semi mobile
housing. A canvas roof, criss-cross wood slat wall frames, and a
smoke hole or plastic skylight are normal features. A quality yurt will
last up to ten years in a damp climate and longer in a dry one.
Greenhouse
PVC tubing arches and plastic sheet make for an acceptable shelter and an excellent source of food
for under $100. These are most effective in low wind areas which have mild winters but can
become unbearable to live in in summer.
See Farm It
Ferro-cement
Ferro-cement is an extremely strong, easy-to-
deal-with material. Not to mention cheap, and
ferro houses can take just about any shape,
making them easy to hide in places the pigs
would never think. Below is a free e-book
about ferro. Very informative.
http://ferrocement.com/casa-
contents/contents.en-ferroHouse-web.html
Concrete Block
A mix of one part cement, two parts sand, and
four parts gravel can be used for block
making. They are connected with cement
mortar. Blocks can also be made by
compressing concrete and earth with a special
press.
School Bus
Even if it will never run again a school bus is still a possibility for shelter, tow it to your site put it
on blocks and remove the seats. The upsides are a reasonably large living area and potential for
relocation. A bus cabin is real cleanup problem when you vacate, it will also invite police attention
so place this option towards the bottom of your list.
Wilderness
See Backpacking and Camping
Original Rural Living
If you are considering moving to the country, especially as a group, you are talking about farms and
farmland. There are some farms for rent, and occasionally a family that has to be away for a year or
two will let you live on their farm if you keep the place in repair. These can be found advertised in
the back of various farming magazines and in the classified sections of newspapers, especially the
Sunday editions. Generally speaking, however, if you're interested in a farm, you should be
considering an outright purchase.
First, you have to determine in what part of the country you want to live in terms of the climate you
prefer and how far away from the major cities you wish to locate. The least populated states, such as
Utah, Idaho, the Dakotas, Montana and the like, have the cheapest prices and the lowest tax rates.
The more populated a state, and in turn, the closer to a city, the higher the commercial value of the
land.
There are hundreds of different types of farms, so the next set of questions you'll have to raise
concerns the type of farm activity you'll want to engage in. Cattle farms are different than vegetable
farms or orchards. Farms come in sizes: from half an acre to ranches larger than the state of
Connecticut. They will run in price from $30 to $3000 an acre, with the most expensive being prime
farmland in fertile river valleys located close to an urban area. The further away from the city and
the further up a hill, the cheaper the land gets. It also gets woodier, rockier and steeper, which
means less tillable land.
If you are talking of living in a farm house and maybe having a small garden and some livestock for
your own use, with perhaps a pond on the property, you are looking for what is called a recreational
farm. When you buy a recreational farm, naturally you are interested in the house, barn, well,
fences, chicken-coop, corrals, woodsheds and other physical structures on the property. Unless these
are in unusually good condition or unique, they do not enter into the sale price as major factors. It is
the land itself that is bought and sold.
Farmland is measured in acreage; an acre being slightly more than 43,560 square feet. The total area
is measured in 40-acre plots. Thus, if a farmer or a real estate agent says he has a plot of land down
the road, he means a 40-acre farm. Farms are generally measured this way, with an average
recreational farm being 160 acres in size or an area covering about 1/2 square mile. A reasonable
rate for recreational farmland 100 miles from a major city with good water and a livable house
would be about $50 per acre. For a 160-acre farm, it would be $8,000, which is not an awful lot
considering what you are getting. For an overall view, get the free catalogues and brochures
provided by the United Farm Agency, 612 W. 47th St., Kansas City, Mo. 64112.
Now that you have a rough idea of where and what type of farm you want, you can begin to get
more specific. Check out the classified section in the Sunday newspaper of the largest city near your
desired location. Get the phone book and call or write to real estate agencies in the vicinity. Unlike
the city, where there is a sellers' market, rural estate agents collect their fee from the seller of the
property, so you won't have to worry about the agent's fee.
When you have narrowed down the choices, the next thing you'll want to look at is the plot book for
the county. The plot book has all the farms in each township mapped out. lt also shows terrain
variations, type of housing on the land, location of rivers, roads and a host of other pertinent
information. Road accessibility, especially in the winter, is an important factor. If the farms
bordering the one you have selected are abandoned or not in full use, then for all intents and
purposes, you have more land than you are buying.
After doing all this, you are prepared to go look at the farm itself. Notice the condition of the
auxiliary roads leading to the house. You'll want an idea of what sections of the land are tillable.
Make note of how many boulders you'll have to clear to do some planting. Also note how many
trees there are and to what extent the brush has to be cut down. Be sure and have a good idea of the
insect problems you can expect. Mosquitoes or flies can bug the shit out of you. Feel the soil where
you plan to have a garden and see how rich it is. If there are fruit trees, check their condition. Taste
the water. Find out if hunters or tourists come through the land. Examine the house. The most
important things are the basement and the roof. In the basement examine the beams for dry rot and
termites. See how long it will be before the roof must be replaced. Next check the heating system,
the electrical wiring and the plumbing. Then you'll want to know about services such as schools,
snow plowing, telephones, fire department and finally about your neighbors. If the house is beyond
repair, you might still want the farm, especially if you are good at carpentry. Cabins, A-Frames,
domes and tepees are all cheaply constructed with little experience. Get the materials from your
nearest military installation.
Finally, check out the secondary structures on the land to see how usable they are. If there is a pond,
you'll want to see how deep it is for swimming. If there are streams, you'll want to know about the
fishing possibilities; and if large wooded areas, the hunting.
In negotiating the final sales agreement, you should employ a lawyer. You'll also want to check out
the possibility of negotiating a bank loan for the farm. Don't forget that you have to pay taxes on the
land, so inquire from the previous owner or agent as to the tax bill. Usually, you can count on
paying about $50 annually per 40-acre plot.
Finally, check out the federal programs available in the area. If you can learn the ins and outs of the
government programs, you can rip off plenty. The Feed-Grain Program of the Department of
Agriculture pays you not to grow grain. The Cotton Subsidy Program pays you not to grow cotton.
Also look into the Soil Bank Program of the United States Development Association and various
Department of Forestry programs which pay you to plant trees. Between not planting cotton and
planting trees, you should be able to manage.
Squatting
Note:The contents of this page are based on the graphic novel "Survival
Without Rent." Survival Without Rent was originally published in 1986. It
was revised and expanded in 1989. Not being all text, it included fantastic
illustrations, some of which can be viewed at a site that contains images by
squatter, activist and artist Seth Tobocman. Small stylistic changes were
made as it was keyboarded for uploading to the Internet in February 1997.
This book is intended to help people take back the homes that have been
taken away from them by government and business. It is dedicated to
Eleanor Bumpurs and to the East Fifth Street Squat.
As we all know, laws and police tactics change over time, but the
principles remain the same, and we can always use this information.
repurposing a run down structure as a shelter is a tricky, yet rewarding task
This section is designs specifically for locating an abandoned building and making it your
somewhat legal residence for as long as possible. As opposed to Low Impact Crashing, where any
survival trick goes, the steps listed in this section are designed to be as legal as possible in order to
prolong your squat and make it more CorpGov resistant. As this is now part of the wiki it may, over
time, be edited to differ from the original squatting guidebook. We expect to see many more
abandoned buildings and homeless squats as the USA visits the economic slums in the near future
and present.
In the spirit of the protocol we use for Abbie Hoffman's original "Steal This Book.", we will divide
this page into two sections. The original Survival Without Rent will be included at the bottom of the
page. Any new methods, ideas, or legal changes due to the passage of time will be included in the
first section.
Squatting
Foreclosure Squatting
In late 2007 as the foreclosure machine gets into full swing and the banks are taking away the
apartments and houses of even those who pay their rent every month a new opportunity is available
to squatters. Often landlords bought and built on speculation of ever rising land values and low
interest rates. Now as additional credit is no longer available, the risk taking of the landlords affects
the renters as a surprise eviction with only days or weeks can be attempted by the banks or
government. If this happens to you a ready made squatting solution may have been delivered with
the eviction notice. After the eviction notice discontinue paying rent, the old owner no longer has a
right to your money if he has lost the property because of delinquent taxes or bank foreclosure, but
continue paying regular utilities so they are not shut off. Stash any valuables you want to keep with
friends as an eventual evictor may be rough with your stuff. Now get legal help and unite your
building and others like it in defiance of the CorpGov banking system, squat your own apartment!!
Leak Management
If your squat place has a leaky roof buckets and pans might be enough until you can do some
repairs. For major damage that threatens to rot or mold your place you need to set up a system of
tarp pools and chutes. Large tarps and sheet plastic can be used, we found good instructions in an
old firefighters training manual.
For a pool the tarp is under-rolled from four sides with the under-rolling forming walls, then the
corners are folded under to keep the rolls tight. If a spillway is needed one corner can be left
without an underfold. The pool can be emptied with a garden hose siphon, don't let the spoiled
water touch your mouth, coil the hose up in the full pool forcing out the air and plug the end, when
you are downstairs unplug the hose and the siphon will run.
A tarp water chute is made by under-rolling the sides of a tarp and running it downhill or stairway
to the outside.
It might be possible to make a large cone from a tarp or plastic and clamp drain pipe or hose to run
water out from a large building, it is best to drain this into a storm sewer.
Drainage
In a condemned building squat where there is no possibility of rebuilding the bathroom plumbing
you might consider cutting a hole in the floor and installing a drain using inexpensive drainage
tubing and cement or roofing compound for a seal and running it out to the city storm sewer, this
wil only work on upper floors where a gravity siphon will carry the water down and across the yard.
If possible also seal and build up the floor to slope into the drain, have a cleanout or elbow in the
pipe to catch valuables, crud, and hair.
Replumbing
If the pipes are ripped out of your squat start by replumbing with scrap pipe, garden hose, splices,
and hose clamps an improvised reinstall will not look too nice but will work just as well as real pipe
in the short term when there is a question of how long your stay will be.
Shower Enclosure
If you are not fortunate to have a plumbed squat building or access to a lockable public restroom but
can access an unused room with a floor drain you are still in luck. Plastic sheeting is an inexpensive
way to make a temporary shower enclosure in a room and still be able to live in it without soaking
your gear while also providing some privacy. Hang your siphon shower directly above the floor
drain, then hang the plastic sheeting from a hula hoop or PVC pipe frame, it might also work to tape
it directly to the ceiling, wrap the curtain sheet around with an entry slit and attach a second piece
that acts as a collection tub on the bottom, cut a hole for the drain and tape down around the floor
drain, an extra flap of plastic over the opening slit will help prevent splash out. A kids inflatable
pool is another good way to catch water, be careful especially with the larger pools as they can end
up being quite a heavy load on a rotten upper floor, siphon the waste water out the window with a
piece of hose if you have no nearby drain, remember the hose must extend outside to below the
water level of the pool.
Rewiring
Attach wire or extension cords high up on the walls, be careful about taping and protecting splices
and don't overload the capacity of the wire, (rule of thumb warm wire is always dangerous, cool
wire might be dangerous), keep everything too high for kids or water to get to it. Consider building
a circuit breaker box to protect against shorts and overloads. Get help from somebody who really
knows electrical wiring, unplanned ad-hoc setup can cause fires.
A Warm Bed
One of the most miserable parts of alternative housing and homelessness is that it seems that you
are damp and freezing your ass off 24/7 all winter long. Most squats have no electricity or gas so
heating is really expensive and often dangerous. The worst time to feel cold is when you are trying
to sleep, being chilled at night ruins your health and keeps you from getting proper rest making you
ineffective to our cause.
Getting In
Now, you're ready to move in. If the area you're in is run-down, it's possible that no one will bother
you while you smash out the concrete blocks. With a twelve-pound sledge hammer, a door sized
opening can take as few as seven-and-a-half minutes to create. Quickly get all the broken blocks off
the sidewalk and into the building; sweep up to remove signs of your work. You may want to keep a
low profile and do this while look-outs watch for the cops, or bring along lots of friends and
supporters, and dare the cops to intervene. It is also possible, and it may be preferable, to work from
the inside out, to chisel the blocks out discreetly, one by one.
You should have a door and frame prepared to set into the new opening. Measure and mark the hole
you've opened with your new door in mind. In any case, work quickly and as quietly as possible.
Once inside, unless there is a usable door in place, either set up a barricade or install a door. Steel
door frames and doors are easily scavenged from demolition or rehab sites. Unless you're pretty
strong, it will take two people to carry a steel door or a cart to roll it on.
To install the front door, set the frame in the opening and fill in around the edges with pieces of
broken blocks and some mortar (a couple of bags of mortar mix should be enough). Make certain
that the bottom of the door frame is exactly as wide as the top when it is set in place. Otherwise the
door won't work. Use a board that has been cut to exactly the right width to keep the correct space
at the bottom of the frame while it is being installed. Make sure the frame is straight up and down
and not crooked, bent or twisted out of line in the opening. If the frame you have is bent, you can
straighten it with a hammer, laying it on the pavement and using a block of wood to protect it from
getting dented up too much.
Install the frame so that the door will open into the building. There are steel tabs on the inside of the
door frame that are meant to be bent out so that they will anchor the frame into the mortar joints in
the block wall. As you fill in the opening around the door frame with mortar and block, be sure that
the inside of the frame itself is filled with mortar and block pieces, because the frame is not solid by
itself. If you're not able to afford or install a heavy duty bolt lock on the door, a heavy chain and a
padlock will do the trick. Pass the chain through a hole in the door and around the door frame.
Paint the name of your group and your address on the door. For the example: "The 537 East Fifth
Street Homestead Association and Neighborhood Improvement Committee." Do all the work that
you can in advance so that on your opening day you can simply set your door, lock and door frame
in place all in one go.
If this is more than you can manage right away, you'll need to rig up some sort of barricade for the
doorway and have someone inside at all times to let others in and out. You should not leave your
building unattended in any case, especially right after you move in. It is good to have someone on
hand to watch the place when most people are out during the day. The risk from police and other
evildoers is high right after the building is occupied. Don't let anyone in that you're not sure about;
don't let any cops or city officials in under any circumstances unless they have a warrant. (See the
legal section for what to do if the police do have a warrant.) Keep the door closed and locked at all
times, don't sit out on your stoop with the door unlocked or open. Needless to say, you're in the
building illegally, and so there is no need to make your front door an open invitation to cops and
thieves.
Nothing is worse than coming home to find that your tools, sleeping bags and heaters have been
ripped off -- except maybe walking upstairs to your apartment and meeting a junk-sick thief running
downstairs with your radio in one hand and a knife in the other.
Your security depends on making it so difficult to enter your building that most thieves will pass it
up. If your building looks funky and people on the street can see that only poor people live there,
you won't need as much security. You should keep your ground floor windows barred or sealed with
concrete block or even plywood. Eliminate hand and footholds by knocking them off or by setting
nails or broken glass in masonry cement or roofing cement. More of the same or coiled barbed wire
around the base of the fire escape and continuing across the face of the building at the second floor
level will help to deter climbers. Grates on windows facing the fire escape are good, but it will take
a lot of them to do your whole building. It might be good enough to bolt full sheets of plywood to
the outside of the fire escape railing on the second floor. This will make a wall around the fire
escape too high to climb over. You can top it off with a coil of barbed wire or nails. The roof is
another point of entry, so be sure that the penthouse door is secured.
Note well that having a front door with a lock, beds and other basics such as a kitchen is good for
your own well-being, but it is also important in establishing that you are a resident and not a
trespasser. It may seem like a small point, but it is actually quite important. It can make the
difference between getting run out of the building by the cops if they feel like doing it and getting
them to back down so that they will have to wait until HPD manages to go through the lengthy
proceedings necessary to legally evict you.
Emergency Repairs
In most cases, the most important repair that abandoned buildings need is work on the roof, which
will almost certainly leak. The roof will typically have a large hole or two in it caused by a fire, fire
fighters or vandals from the city government. For your own comfort, it may only be necessary to
locate a room into which there is no leakage. However, a building in which the roof leaks will have
lots of spaces in which no one will be able to live. You want to avoid squatting in a building such as
this, because the more people you have living in your building, the better your chances of resisting
eviction and protecting yourself against hassles from the city and from thieves and drug dealers.
The more people you have, the more comfortable and secure you can make your place.
The long-term maintenance of a building depends more on the roof than on any other single thing.
If the roof is not maintained, it will eventually rot until it collapses. The floors will go and, sooner
or later, the exterior walls will collapse. Then what you got is a pile of useless, rotten timber and
broken masonry -- which will cost the city a lot of money to clear out and turn into a vacant lot.
Unfortunately, letting abandoned buildings rot until they collapse is just what HPD is doing with the
buildings it owns. Don't let the city get away with it!
Clear the roof of any debris and sweep it clean. Patch the holes. You can lay 5/8-inch-thick plywood
boards over them. Try using mineralized felt paper and roofing tar as a way of patching holes. If
your roof is so far gone that you have to cover it entirely, get someone who works as a roofer to
help you out. To do this kind of work, you should be able to get the materials you donated by
groups or organizations such as the Riverside Church, the Church of Saint John the Divine, or the
Listener's Auction radio station WBAI-FM.
[Note: if you have some work to get done, its helpful to write your plans down on paper, step by
step, and keep track of any changes you make in the plans as you work. Make drawings or diagrams
that describe and show how to do the jobs that are hard to explain in words; they will make it easier
to organize and help get people involved in the project. Books such as the Reader's Digest Complete
Do-it-Yourself Manual or Carpentry and Construction are handy for dealing with construction
problems and can be found in the public libraries. We've found that books dealing specifically with
roofing, electrical work, plumbing and other "specialized" trades are also easily obtained.]
If repairing the roof is too big a project to take on right away, you can use polyethylene plastic
sheeting to protect the roof temporarily. Get a hundred-foot roll of 4 mil plastic that is twenty feet
wide, and a couple of buckets of flashing cement. (Be sure to get flashing cement, because other
kinds of roofing tar won't do the trick.) Begin by clearing and sweeping the surface of the roof
clean. Fill or cover up all the holes. Make sure that the roof drain is clear and unclogged at all times.
Unroll the plastic so that the entire roof is covered. If you have to cut the plastic to cover the entire
roof evenly, make sure the lap joints where the edges of the plastic meet each other are perfectly
sealed with flashing cement, leaving not even the smallest gap. Drape the ends of the plastic over
the parapet walls on all four sides. Lay bricks or boards on top of the plastic so that the wind doesn't
blow it around. Fasten the ends to the walls with the flashing cement or with boards that have nails
driven in to the mortar joints between the brick in the parapets.
This is a somewhat temporary protection, but if you do a good job, it should make it through the
winter. But summer heat will certainly cook the plastic until it breaks apart. To make your plastic
roof a bit more permanent, spread flashing cement over the entire surface of the roof before laying
the plastic down. Make sure that there are no bubbles in the plastic and that all of the plastic is stuck
to the cement below.
If you have leftover plastic, you can use it to seal the places where window are missing. Use lath,
which is the thin slat with which plaster walls used to be made, to nail the plastic to the window
frame or staple it up using strips of cardboard as reinforcement. You can also use leftover plastic to
make tents for your living areas: these can be really handy in the cold winter months in NYC.
Shore the place up. Close off any areas of the building where the floor or the roof is unsafe. Then if
you can't replace, repair or reinforce the damaged timbers, you can brace them with four-by-fours or
pairs of two-by-fours that have been nailed together. Be sure to brace the damaged timber against
something solid or otherwise you're just making the problem worse. The brace must ultimately be
supported by a bearing wall or footing. You can brace down to a joist if its near a load-bearing wall.
You can generally assume that brick, block, or stone exterior walls are load-bearing walls and that
interior walls (studs with lath and plaster) are probably not. However, just because a wall is not a
load bearing wall doesn't mean you can take it out safely. Even if it is only a partition wall it can't
be safely removed if there are walls in the corresponding places on the floors above it. Even if there
is no wall above the one you're thinking of removing, you have to make certain that the floor joists
above are not being supported by or, as a result of settling, come to rest upon it.
Missing stair steps can be temporarily replaced with wooden ones. If there's no other way to secure
them in place, drive nails through the top and then go underneath and bend the nails' tips over so
that they will hook on to the steel part of the stairway. Cover holes in the floor with plywood until
you can get around to replacing the missing flooring.
Holes in sewage pipes can be patched by a variety of methods, including fiber glass, auto body filler
with window screen, and even roofing cement. The waste pipes have already been discussed: they
should be tested to see if they will drain but not leak. Until you've got the pipes working, you'll
have to dump your piss and other waste waters in the storm sewer in the street. Do not dump your
waste waters out the window!
To remove debris, start at the top of your building and work down. Don't throw stuff out of upper
story windows, because you may draw justified complaints and hassles from your neighbors. Since
you may not be able to get the kind of tube that contractors use to get stuff down from the upper
floors to the street, you may have to take up the flooring in the same corner on each floor and throw
the unwanted stuff down through the holes. Once at the ground floor, the debris can be chucked out
the back of the building or bagged and taken out for bulk refuse collection by the Sanitation
Department. (It might take quite a few tries to get a response from Sanitation; it depends on who
you talk to. When you find someone who is helpful, get their name and only deal with them in the
future.) If you use the through-the-floor method, hang a curtain of plastic that stretches from floor
to ceiling on each of the affected floors, so that dust or asbestos particles won't spread all over the
place.
Asbestos causes cancer and other serious diseases. There is no safe level of exposure to asbestos
fibers. Studies of exposure to asbestos suggest that as little as one day can result in significant
damage to the respiratory system and disease. But the health risks of asbestos come into play only if
the fibers are released from the material and enter the air. If the material is in excellent condition
and not in a living area, left it alone. A greater hazard can be created than originally existed if the
asbestos is removed by inexperienced people. Only trained asbestos abatement professionals should
remove materials containing asbestos, which is typically found in boiler and pipe insulation. It may
also be found in radiator covers, fire-proof doors and certain kinds of light-weight construction
blocks.
If you see insulation that is not fiberglass, that is ripped, split, ragged or powdery looking (don't
touch it!), you should get the material tested for asbestos. Contact the White Lung Association (at
718 389 5546) and arrange to have a sample tested. The WLA also gives courses in asbestos
removal.
If for some reason you must handle asbestos, be sure to wear disposable gloves and a respirator that
has been approved for use with asbestos. A half-face respirator equipped with a High Efficiency
Particulate Absolute filter will be sufficient. Keep the asbestos wet. The weight of the water will
keep the asbestos particles from becoming air-borne.
Note: it's a good idea to take photographs or shoot videotape of the work you have done on the
building, even if it seems as if you are documenting crimes you have committed. You're not! Save
your receipts for any materials you buy. Keep records of the jobs you did and the hours (or weeks or
months) it took you and your group to do them. All of this is documentation that you are a
homesteader and not a trespasser, a vagrant or a drifter (common stereotypes for squatters).
Legal Hassles
Every effort you can make to show that you have established as normal as possible a residence will
be an advantage in dealing with the law. Operate on the assumption that you are a law-abiding
citizen and a legal tenant of the building in which you are squatting until it has been decided
otherwise in a court of law. Use your address freely, and get library cards, swimming cards and
other forms of ID that have your address on it.
Have mail sent to you at your building. This will help you prove that you live there and that you
aren't breaking-and-entering or trespassing. Put your address on the front door and make a mail slot
in it. Find out when mail is delivered to your street and be there when the mail carrier comes by.
Explain that you are living here and that you will be receiving mail at this location. Sometimes the
carriers will be uncooperative, but usually they will be friendly if you are friendly. If friendliness
doesn't work, it might be that the carrier you've talked to isn't the regular one, or that several carriers
take turns delivering mail to your street and thus don't feel any inclination to helping you out. Try a
different mail carrier.
If nothing else works, try the postmaster at the office for your route. He or she might tell you that
there has to be a mailbox locked and unlocked by keys for the carriers to deliver mail, or that you
are not a legal tenant, or that you don't own the building, blah blah blah. Point out as politely as you
can that the building isn't a multiple dwelling unit, that it is undergoing renovation at the moment,
and that the addresses on the letters that will be sent to the people who are living there will not have
separate apartment numbers on them. Tell the postmaster that you are living there and (more to the
point) have not been evicted yet, so your legal status as a tenant simply has not been decided in
court as of yet. Tell that bureaucrat that your tenancy is a civil matter between you and the City of
New York, and not a criminal matter involving the federal government and your right to receive
your mail.
If nothing works, it may actually enable you to get an eviction case thrown out of court. If you
cannot get any of your mail because of the Post Office's refusals to deliver it, you literally can't be
served with an eviction notice, which typically arrives by mail and is not served in person!
If it is not delivered to your building, your mail will be held for you at the local post office. Once
picked up, such mail can still serve as proof of residence.
Never sign for or accept any registered or certified mail until you are absolutely sure it is not from
the city government. It could be a summons or an eviction notice!
There is something to be said for putting wild shapes, slogans and colors on the front of your squat:
it underlines the changes that the building is going through and shows that you are proud of them
and of your role in bringing about these changes. There is also something to be said for making the
front of your building look as much like an ordinary building as possible. In either case, working
diligently and productively on the front will give your neighbors a chance to size you up, to come
out and talk to you. They will respect you when they see you working on your place.
Go to block association meetings and seek their support. Although the members of the block
association may be merchants and professionals, they may want to help you if they see that you are
making good use of the building and that you are not housing or attracting drug dealers, users,
pimps or prostitutes. If there is no block association, you may want to start one. You can rally your
neighbors by pointing out that both squatters (or homesteaders) and rent-paying tenants want to stop
the twin-headed monster of benign neglect and gentrification. Once you've got your block
association together you can go to your local Community Board to seek their support as well. Its
also worthwhile to check out whatever housing and tenants' organizations are active in your
neighborhood.
If you are confronted by the police or officials from the Department of Housing Preservation and
Development, you have a right to all the protections inherent in the eviction process. You can ask
for a postponement of your case because you haven't been able to get a lawyer, or because your
lawyer has had insufficient time to prepare your case or cannot appear in court the day your case is
to be heard. And so on. In the meantime, you're still living in your building. Since HPD is often
bogged down in lengthy eviction proceedings -- some of which it loses -- this bureaucracy may very
well try to get other city departments to throw you out.
You cannot be denied welfare benefits because you are a squatter. It is illegal for the Bureau of
Child Welfare to take your children from you on the grounds that you are a squatter. Besides, plenty
of people pay rent to live in apartments that are in terrible condition; these people's children are not
taken from them because of these conditions! Persistence and good legal advice will be your best
weapons as you try to make sure your rights are being respected and are not being arbitrarily
violated.
Don't let anyone from the city government or the police department into your building, even if they
claim they have a warrant. If they do, they can slip it through the mail slot or under the door so you
can read it first. Don't identify yourself or answer any questions through the door.
If you do receive a legal notice with your name on it, don't miss the court date unless you've cleared
it with your lawyer or an informed housing activist in advance. If the notice doesn't have your name
on it or says "Resident" or "John Doe" or something, definitely do not answer it. It most likely
shows that the HPD has not yet made a really serious attempt to find out who each and every one of
your group is, and that they are trying to get an easy score with the "Anyone living at this address"
bullshit. But you should take the notice to a tenants' rights organizer or housing lawyer for advice,
and then take it to the clerk of the court's office so that you can put it on record that nobody with
those names live at your building.
If the people in your building start getting eviction notices, be sure that there is always someone
living with you (who has proof of residence) who hasn't been named in a notice. In this way, if it
comes down to an eviction, HPD won't be able to seal the building since there will still be someone
living there that they can't evict yet. Once the "eviction-minus-one" is over and the cops are gone,
you can move back in without problem.
If the authorities have served you with notice that the building is going to be evacuated for reasons
of public safety, you'll have to come up with a detailed plan that shows how you you are going to
repair the problem. You will no doubt need the help of professionals to do this, and you'll their help
right away, for you've got only a few days to get a judge to issue a stay of execution order. Call the
Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (ACORN) at 718 292-0070 to start.
At the first sign of trouble, someone should be using your "Eviction-Watch List" to contact all your
friends and supporters, so that as many witnesses are on the scene as possible. This will keep the
cops on their toes and "best behavior," that is, slightly less likely to start beating people up. If the
cops get through your front door, write down their badge numbers and names, demand to see their
identification, etc. etc. Have witnesses to absolutely everything. Videotape, audiotape and
photograph whenever possible. You have a legal right to make a record of all that takes place. If the
cops ask to speak to your leaders, tell them you don't have any. If they ask "Who is in charge?" or if
they ask if you are in charge, tell them "Nobody is in charge." Never admit to having leaders, even
if you do, and you will (like it or not). At all times, be firm and reasonable with the cops unless you
are ready for a fight. Be forewarned that the police in NYC are always ready for a fight.
Finding Communes
The Fellowship of Intentional Communities has a quick and easy searchable database seemingly of
every freak farm in the country, and many outside.
Just click your little browser (I hope you're using Firefox. Nobody uses Microsoft products anymore
except slaves and people at the Public Library.) over to the:
Fellowship for Intentional Community http://fic.ic.org/
and spend the day reading about groups of folks who will shortly be instigated into breaking up by
Federal Fuck-bags. Try and sign up for one of them before they split up over whether Atlantis or
Lemuria was the coolest civilization that never existed. Then steal a tractor.
I wouldn't send you into that hotbed of Peace, Love, and Rabies without at least a link to a clue,
now. Trust me. You can search for "communes" by State, Country, Population Size, and you can try
Dial-A-Nut and find people on the same Religious/Spiritual Path that you are. Also see if they are
open to Lesbian, Gay, Transgendered, or Homophobic members. Tobacco, Alcohol, Dietary
Practices. Decision Making Style. Is there an Identifiable Leader? Restrictions on Romantic
Relationships between members?
Da mind boggles, baby!
Free Transportation
Rainbow Family
If you'd like to travel with a group, consider joining up with the Rainbow Family. You might find a
caravan by attending your local Gathering and asking around. For more information, try
http://www.welcomehome.org/rainbow/index.html or welcomehere.org/
For travelers and the like an invaluable resource is http://www.couchsurfing.com. You can search
for couches (sometimes even your own room!) to crash on by city/region and you can work out the
number of nights and whatnot individually with each host. It is always free and the host should
never ask you for money. You end up meeting a lot of really chill, radical types and you get an in
with some locals wherever you are. Just remember, if you ever have a place of your own, try to host
other travelers and give back to the community.
General Delivery
So you won't over pack, you can have seasonal clothes, food, or gear sent to a post office as general
delivery for you addressed something like this:
Dippy Yippie
General Delivery
Eugene, Or 97123
Clothes
Don't pack too much clothing. One or two sets of lightweight, versatile walking clothes and
possibly one set of upscale clothes in a big Ziploc to stay clean will get you by in almost all
situations. Be aware of the culture of the area and try to fit in. Even sub-culture dress may vary; be
sure of the local cop situation and what they look for before letting your freak flag fly too loudly.
Your upscale clothes will be like an access card to many locations that punk, or just ratty dress
would disallow.
Look for clothes that pack small, dry quickly, and don't take stains. Cotton, wool, and, sadly, hemp
are often bulky, and cotton dries slowly. Petrochem synthetics, even more sadly, fit these
requirements nicely if you can stand them on your body. On the other hand, natural fibers tend to
retain odors less, and so will require washing less often.
Quality socks in quantity are just as important as good shoes. Only wear them for one day before
putting them in the wash bag, and be sure to wash your feet every morning. You can usually borrow
a tie if you need one for a more formal outing, but one is small and light. A sarong works as a scarf,
towel, skirt and shawl. You never know when you might need one, so bring one or two light ones.
Boonie style hats are available both in cotton and synthetic, they protect your eyes and neck better
than a baseball cap and the chin string keeps it from blowing away. A packable jacket and fleece
vest is also a very good idea even in summer. Hospital scrubs and a tee-shirt make good pajamas,
and they can also be worn on the street or if you need to look at home in a hospital.
Shoes
Your shoes, above all, must be comfortable to walk in over long distances. Never take brand new
shoes on the road, as broken-in shoes will put less stress on your feet and toes. Sandals are great if
you are not on the move, except at demonstrations where a jackboot or horse-hoof will make mush
of your toes. Doc Martens used to be an affordable comfortable shoe/boot, but fashion trends have
caused prices to rise and quality has dropped. Mail carrier shoes are made to look dressy but survive
daily hours of outdoor walking. Cheap army boots will last for a few months but are heavy, hot, and
might slow you down. Discount stores sometimes have surprising quality light hiking boots, work
boots, trail runners, or walking shoes.
Check out Sandals for some tips on DIY footwear.
Pack
Like your bicycle, your pack is one of the most personal things you will own. You really don't have
to go crazy on a hyper-expensive German pack, but if you skimp out too much on quality, you could
end up uncomfortable or face it wearing out quickly. A frame pack will help distribute your load. An
external frame is cheaper, but internal frame packs are now the more popular choice and move well
with you. A roll of nylon fiber tape like is used to secure packages will make a break-in or break-
open of your pack less likely if you have to check, stow, or throw the bag. It also helps to identify
your bag in a luggage collection area. You might also want to carry a second comfortable day pack
for short excursions when you can lock up your main pack. See more about packs and wilderness
specific gear in Backpacking and Camping
Stash a Pack
You will have many times that you want to stash you pack but have no idea where to safely hide it.
Wearing a backpack pegs you as different and possibly a traveler or drifter, many places will
assume you are using your pack to steal, many stores won't even let you enter Try to get the store to
hold it in the office or something while you shop, little luggage locks should keep prying employees
out of your stuff. Of course the safest place for you pack is on you.
If you carry a piece of tubular webbing tied into a circle, a carabineer or pulley and some cord or
rope you can use the tree stash. Carefully climb a tree and hang your loop and carabineer, don't
forget to stick a bit of cord into the carabineer. Hoist your pack and tie off to a branch. Discretion is
of course the rule unless you want your pack stolen, do a walk-around and look for people watching
first don't do this in the commons, be in the brush a bit. Tree caching works best with a dull colored
pack and cord. Don't talk about using this technique except with your true affinity group lest your
new "friends" follow you and clean out your pack. This setup could be made with cheaper hardware
so you could abandon it in the tree if you had to move fast, a half inch eye bolt with wood screw tip
would hold tight in most trees but leaving a potential damage to the tree. If you have another twelve
foot piece of tubular webbing with you tied in a loop you can throw this around the lowest branch to
give you that first step into the tree.
Pack Lockup
There is an expensive product called pack-safe which is really just stainless steel cable crimper
joined every 3-4 inches so it looks like tube of cyclone fence mesh and gathered at the bottom and
lockable at the top. If you had the time and parts you could make your own, but this will still not
stop a determined thief who can still slice and grab what she can, additionally the mesh is heavy to
carry around.
You could try to cable lock your pack with a cheap bike lock slowing down the grab and run thief.
Wrap your pack in ratty blue tarp and lock it next to your bike or near the entrance to the store you
are in and it might frighten off the less bold or squeamish thief.
Electronics
If you like to support the underground economy with stolen electronics, then join the millions of
dumb western "flash-packers" who can't live without their Power Book, Ipod, and Iphone while on
the road. A better plan is to limit what you can keep in your pockets. Sparkly gadgets are the bait
that can get your whole pack stolen by street thieves or corrupt cops who want more toys for
themselves. CD's or DVD's are fragile and heavy in large numbers, digitize the content and save on
portable hard disk or even better avoid the CorpGov programming from their media entirely. If you
look hard most items, even guitars, keyboards, and amps can be found, either in a lightweight form
or can be borrowed.
Splashed Electronics
You are poor and on the move, expect your valuable electronics to go into the water at some point.
All is not lost,
• snatch your gadget from the water
• get the batteries out now!!
• open every door and opening or take it apart
• shake the water out and dab internals with cloth
If you dropped in salt water you are probably out of luck, but still as quickly as possibly
• rinse off with bottled water or fresh water to get the salt out
• take the gadget apart as far as you safely can
• get your gadget somewhere warm and breezy if possible. The top of a radiator with a fan
blowing is great, behind a refrigerator where the warm air blows is good too.
If you can find electronic cleaning 'air in a can' blast the inside of the gadget to blow the water out
your gadget, it will help a lot, be careful using a regular air hose these sometimes have water or oil
in them. Let dry for 24 to 48 hours inspecting for dampness blowing or dabbing what you can get
at, if there is none evident after that time period try powering up the gadget, good luck.
We hesitate to mention the oven dry method because too many people freaked out over ruining their
gadget get excited and mess it up, they end up with plastic slag dripping in the oven, we have
inserted an oven temperature verification to help you boneheads out.
• Remove battery and open all other covers
• shake out as much liquid as possible
• Rinse gadget with bottled water if necessary to wash out liquids other than fresh water
• Preheat the oven or toaster oven and a plate to 120 F or 55C for 15 minutes
• Remove all knobs so nobody can adjust the heat
• Put a big sign on the oven explaining what you are doing, and what you will do to anyone
who melts your gadget
• After 15 minutes carefully feel the plate, does it burn or just feel hot
• Let dry in the oven of an hour
• If you melt the gadget don't call us!
PDA
A nice electronic convergence device is an old used PDA that has a WiFi card for web browsing,
and can act as a MP3 player. These two uses are the main uses of electronics for travelers. A large
capacity SD/MMC or Compact Flash card will give you room for lots of tunes. We like the SD-to-
CF card adapters for using a SD/USB combo card for large file storage and a small USB drive.
Sticker and tape the PDA up so nobody will want to steal it. Many free programs are out like ebook
readers or translators for travelers. Some PDA's have a battery booster available which charge from
four AA cells.
USB Key/Disc
A traveler often still wants his or her programs, or even his or her whole OS. We
describe in Computers#USB Key how to load and use a USB key for booting a M$
Windows machine to Linux as well as bringing your favorite apps along.
The basic USB key is a low cost and low theft way to have your data available when you have a
chance to get on line. There are several ways to maximize the potential of a USB
stick. A SD/USB card that interfaces with both your SD card camera or PDA and
turned around plugs into a USB port. Many hard disc music players work as a
storage device, as do some PDA's when the USB cable is attached. Smaller MP3
players are sometimes also a USB memory stick. Internet Communications lists
some nifty web-browsing programs that can run directly off of your USB Flash
drive.
Mobile Phone
A mobile phone may be a "flashpacker's" voice, text, and Internet connection, but it is also the leash
that constantly updates CorpGov to your exact location within a few meters and takes money from
you at the same time. Even a phone without GPS can be tracked by most wireless carriers. A
prepaid SIM card gives minimal anonymity for a few days but this is really a false sense of security.
Maybe you should dump the phone on the counter on the way out into the real world.
If you still need to carry a leash around your neck look for a phone that you can connect to your
computer or PDA with a cable or something wireless like infrared or Bluetooth.
You still may have a desire to communicate after you ditch the phone, see Communication for some
alternatives.
E-book reader
We love real books they are not just something real to read but in an emergency you can wipe or
start a fire with one. If e-paper is the miracle it is promised we will soon have a cheap way to schlep
many e-books on a single sheet of flexible plastic with a little controller/battery pack somewhere
that lasts months on a charge. This might save a few trees and let us carry a whole bookshelf in our
pack rolled up in a small protective tube.
Wake Up
A digital countdown timer from a kitchen store will let you grab both quick naps or a full night of
sleep without worry of oversleeping; set it according to your watch. Your cell phone alarm clock
can now be turned off for privacy, to save batteries, or allow you to leave it at home.
Camera
Flashpacker alert!! Nothing screams rich tourist so much as a fancy camera. If you are in love with
photography or are a indy photojournalist taking away your camera would be like stripping your
bike or slashing your pack. Give consideration to protection of the camera from both notice and
physical damage. If you are less of a pro think about a more "toy" type camera or something a few
years old from an auction. Be sure you have spare batteries, charger, and card reader, and extra
storage media. It is useful to burn and mail CD's with your pics every few weeks or when you
capture a major story. Disposable cameras are still available in 2007 if you don't need to take too
many photos. Never let a cop take your camera, but don't et shot over it.
Music
If you can't live without music, follow these tips. However, the more you open yourself up to the
local culture on your travels, the more enjoyable and rewarding your trip will become. Remember
that MP3 players take batteries— an expensive and hard-to-recycle commodity, but we hear the
maker of the wind-up radio is coming out with a wind up MP3/video player soon.
One way to go is to carry a small instrument and make your own music to share (see Making
Music) as opposed to being antisocial and listen to MP3's or the radio all of the time.
If you like to stay informed, a small hand-crank or solar powered radio can be useful for not only
weather reports and news breaks, but also for listening to NPR. NPR is a great radio resource that
offers good, eclectic music, international news, and comedy shows. Even though some say it is
white liberal biased, it at least treats you, the listener, as an intelligent person They also offer live
broadcasts of the BBC World News on a near-nightly basis. Most foreign countries have state-run
radio stations which offer something similar. You will also be able to use your radio to pick up
pirate stations and college channels. See Radio.
A small, cheap MP3 player is a good choice if your choose the MP3 route. Use rechargeable
batteries if possible and try the recharging ideas in Low Impact Crashing or carry a small recharger.
An external speaker can either share your tunes or pollute the room with constant noise, so be nice
and think of your mates before playing your music out loud.
Washing Up
Towel
In the cleaning section of grocery and hardware stores you will likely see synthetic or microfiber
cleanup towels. The larger ones make great cheap towels which pack light and dry quickly, this is
the same thing as expensive backpacker pack towels.
Nail Clipper
For we who move on our feet more often than drive or ride need our transportation in top shape.
Clipping our toe nails regularly prevents infection from ingrown nails as well as lengthening the life
of our socks and shoes. Always clip straight across with scissors or clippers and leave the corners of
the toe nail sticking out, trimming off these corners lets the skin around the nails grow in and when
the nail grows it will cut or rub this flesh leaving you open to infection.
Warm Water
Warm up your bath water with your stinger in a bucket or plastic sack inside a nylon stuff sack, for
small volumes be careful not to overheat the water, or you can also use your camp stove to boil
water to heat up a bucket of cold water.
Wash up with your damp washcloth or sponge to save water. If rinsing is not an option because of
limited water or drainage rub on a few drops of baby shampoo in your armpits and groin then wash
away as you wash the rest of your body with your washcloth.
If you are really cold soaking your feet in warm water is a delight, pull out and dry off before the
water gets too cold or spills.
Sleeping
A twin sheet folded and sewn on the bottom makes a cheap hostel
sheet, this is good if you must crash on a gross couch or mattress in
summer or if you are staying at a hostel that charges for sheets, if you
are cold use your sleeping bag as your blanket. Your hostel sheet is
much easier to wash and dry than your sleeping bag so use it as a
liner to keep your bag clean. Of course your wilderness sleeping bag
is what you will spend the night in the most, often with your camping
pad underneath if there is not an extra bed. Regularly check for
bedbugs in your sleeping bag and sheet especially if you stay at
hostels or cheap hotels. Stuff some clothes into a pants leg or stuff
sack for a pillow.
Light
A small LED headlight covers almost everything a person needs light for
out to about 4 meters, a good idea is to wear the headband around your
neck until needed, leave your light easy to get to in the top of you pack.
Since LED gadgets are cheap and run forever on a battery why not pack a
few of these gadgets.
If the room you are in has no electrical or natural light many camping and mart stores sell a cheap
four cell AA powered fluorescent and incandescent combo pocket flashlight. The light bulb can be
replaced with a LED making a long lasting night light with the fluorescent tube for when you
general coverage.
When the power goes out you can never have too many light sources, glow tape or tritium markers
will help you find your lights or gear in the dark.
Hair Dryer
A hair dryer can be your best friend in cold, rainy, and/or unheated locations where power is
available. Go for a travel dryer designed to switch from 110V to 220V, and choose something high
quality, portable, quiet, and maybe fordable. Just be sure it is small, or else you would be better
carrying a small heater, which is usually much quieter, although both often put out the same amount
of heat. Use your dryer to:
• Dry clothes, socks, and shoes (be careful not to melt synthetics or the glue holding shoes
together)
• Warm up your sleeping bag, or dry it out
• Heat up a small room or tent (find a dryer that can stay on for at least a half hour)
• Removing adhesive stickers and signs
• Make cars slow down (pretend it's a radar gun)
• Thaw a car window or preheat the interior without wasting fuel
If no small room is available and you are in a warehouse or outside but with access to electricity,
pop your tent, tarp tepee, or cardboard box up right there and you have a much smaller space to
heat.
Clean the lint and dust out of the screen on the back so your dryer won't overheat. Never run the
hair dryer if you are very sleepy or going out; these things can lock up and overheat even though
there is supposed to be a thermostat safety shutoff circuit and a circuit breaker you must be on guard
for fire. Like with all electrical stuff, water or wet concrete is big danger.
Food
For packable food, see Backpacking and Camping, Food and Cheap Chow for some easy on the
road improvised recipes. It is important to have enough filling ready to eat food and a liter or two of
drinking water since you never know how long you might be stuck out somewhere when forced to
run, hitching, riding, waiting, or arriving late at night. It might be smart to keep a seperate hangable
bag so the smell of food stays out of your pack as this might attract pests and rodents.
Immersion Boiler
A stinger or immersion boiler is useful for boiling water for
cooking, are cheap, and are super light to carry. see Cheap Chow
for stinger specific recipes. You can also heat larger containers of
water to warm for bathing or washing. A commercial coil stinger is
usually so cheap and light that getting and carrying a spare or two
only makes sense, especially considering that they burn out after a
while.
The coil stinger you buy in stores will burn out if the water boils
away or it falls out so it won't start a fire, if you make a prison
stinger from a power cord with tips stripped of insulation and dipped in salted or hard water, don't
let the ends touch or you will blow the breakers, oh and if you knock the prison stinger and soup
over it can electrocute you!!.
Cheese/Vegetable Grater
A very small grater, about two by six inches, will add very little weight but can be very useful for
shredding food, which greatly reduces cooking time in soups, and for shredding and grinding soft
and hard cheeses. You can also turn bar soap into washing soap, just shred a pile of soap and dump
it in a bucket of warm water to wash your clothes if you are out of laundry detergent.
Money
Some cash hidden in your stuff is not a bad idea for emergencies. Credit cards provide a perfect
trace of where you have been at every point of use. However, they do provide the best exchange
rates during international travel.
One guy we know sews a gold coin hidden into his pants. Once, in Africa, he got dumped in the
wrong town without his bags across a border. His pocket money was no good there, but he ordered
a taxi out, some meals, and several nights stay by selling the emergency coin.
Don't be afraid to offer your services in exchange for cash or trade, just like the old Hoe-Boy hobos.
Just don't get taken as a chump: demand a decent wage for your mental or physical labor. A better
plan is to use the underground economy! Just barter, bum, and/or buddy your way along. Once
people realize that you are living the dream on no budget, they will support you just to imagine
themselves as part of your story. You will build your resourcefulness and wit by freeing your mind
from the CorpGov Spend! Spend! Dollars!! program.
Tools
A pliers multi-tool and folding bicycle multi-tool are standard stuff in our packs but if we want to
take up recycling junk into tradeable objects you might need some of the following.
• reamer
• a few drill bits in useful sizes (extras in small diameters)
• T-handle chuck for reamer, taps, and even drill bits
• medium and small files
• several standard size thread taps and dies to mach your drill bits
• propane torch head
• aluminum low temp solder
• narrow gauge steel welding rods
• adjustable wrench
• universal socket and mini ratchet
• assorted screws bolts and washers to fit your taps
• micrometer
• electrical multi-tester
• chisels
• small milling burrs
• rechargeable drill or hand drill
• butane soldering iron and desoldering tool
• hack saw
These tools and more like it would be good for earning your keep on extended couch crashes. We
bet you could get creative and using tips from Means of Production and these universal tools even
do some small scale machine shop type work, all you needed is some junk pile recycling skills.
Most of this kit will be a bit heavy for a strict backpacker but it should work well for those who use
a bicycle trailer.
Gifts
Depending on the nature of your walkabout, like if you are couch surfing, it might be a good idea to
bring along cheap lightweight gifts, like pictures of (yourself near) an interesting place near your
home with your e-mail address on back. Chachkies from a tourist stop near your home, local sport
team cards, stamps, state quarters, and whatever else can work, too. Just don't go overboard on
price, as it is supposed to be a token gift for them to remember you, not an endowment.
Luxury Item
In a world that treats us like dirt it might be helpful to carry a small token luxury item to bring out
every now and then to feel a little posh when they are down, especially if you feel you were forced
out and did not choose this life from the start. We advise against taking priceless heirlooms or
mementos which you are able to stash someplace safe, we loose or break our gear all to often for
that. For example a small crystal figurine stuffed between clothing and gear might survive for a
long time if you are careful. A small stuffed animal or piece fancy jewelery might also be good
ways to make yourself feel good. Save your luxury item for special occasions and treat yourself.
Drugs
Nothing makes a cop's job easier than a possession rap against a protester or squatter with used
resin coated drug paraphernalia like a pipe. These can easily be found in a legal pat-down weapon
search. If you must use drugs while traveling or living on the road, make something disposable or
borrow instead. If you have a legal prescription for any type of ADD, anti-depressant, or pain
medications, keep a photocopy in your bag with the meds. It might help in some states if you have a
medical pot card with you if in possession, even one from out of state. However, if you plan on
being involved in protests or other risky adventures, it's usually a good idea to keep your mind and
body free from any possible chemical hindrances.
Never, EVER try to cross international boarders with drugs, especially if you go through a standard
boarder gate. A loner traveling with no contact to family or friends is an easy candidate for retention
and confinement for indefinite periods of time. Be sure to hot detergent wash your clothes and hang
dry them for a day or two outside before a border crossing or airplane trip to reduce any drug smell
which might alert drug dogs.
Phone Cards
A story of a guy that gives his daughters phone cards to make long distance and international calls
from regular and pay phones: He may not hear from them for weeks but he is able to see
everywhere they travel and who they are calling by checking his account on the Internet. Can Big
Bro' do the same? Of course. Disposable cards sold in many convenience stores are less traceable
but cost more per minute. See Free Telephones where we describe a pocket size modified telephone
and calling cards.
Weapons
This is a real judgment call, the sexist truth is that cops may give women a bigger pass as far as
carrying a weapon in Amerika but don't count on it especially with guns. Women realize that you
are more likely to be victimized so you have more reason to carry. If The-Man wants you put away,
a weapon charge can be an easy way to throw you into the clink for a few years. Use some common
sense but remember that it is better to be tried by twelve (jury) than carried by six (in a coffin).
Be mindful that some states recognize other gun carry licenses. An unloaded, trigger locked, or
partly disassembled weapon, while useless to you, might keep you out of legal trouble in some
places while on the move but don't be surprised if officer friendly keeps the piece. Never pack a
weapon if you have illegal substances on you or with your group.
see Gun Laws and Piece Now
Pets
Pets can make getting a ride an finding a place to stay more difficult. On the other hand they are a
source of friendship, comfort, and healing, especially to those who have been traumatized. The
street kids we know would never let Spike or Cerberus go. Tailor your travels to match your pet, or
tailor your pet choices to meet your travel needs. Fido can always carry his own gear, so make him
a saddle-bag-type pack for food and water. Again, pets are not the best choice if your goal is
traveling light. Few straight motorists are going to pick up a hippie with a huge dog wearing a
bandanna. For pets once you've found a place to crash, see Pets.
Bicycle
Some of us won't leave home without a bicycle and can be seen all
over the world with a big pack and little folding bike or even a
recumbent touring cycle. It is possible to hitch while making a bike
trip, but it is more difficult to find a ride, since your hitch needs
either a pickup truck or have an empty bike rack. Most commercial
transportation will either forbid a standard bicycle or charge up to a
double fare.
Remember that carrying a bike is a trade off towards self mobility versus the delights of traveling
light and hitching. If you are not too personal about your bike, try to call ahead and arrange a bike
from friends, a listserve, or craigslist.com. We mention lots of options in Cycling.
Remember the spares and tools that you will need if you bring a bicycle, at a minimum a mini-
pump, patch kit with levers, and a folding bicycle multitool, but an extra innertube or two is smart,
these tools are useful for more than just bicycle repair.
Truckers
Your best bet is to ask around at a truck stop, many truckers like to have a rider to talk to. Women
should watch out at truck stops since these places are also frequent workplaces for prostitutes or lot
lizards in CB lingo, partnering up is a good idea in this sexist world. Even if a trucker is not
interested in giving a ride ask if he will CB for someone heading your way. Talk to your ride first
and especially at a truck stop and make sure they are cool, there is no reason to ride with a creep. If
you were not carrying enough already a CB handheld radio can be used as a long range hitching
thumb, call out to truckers in truckstops or even on the highway, talk directly to trucks you see by
color and description, wave and ask them for a ride. Of course when roadside hitching a big sign
always helps, be sure you are on the side of the highway heading where you want to go. Never put
you bag in the back, snuggle it to yourself so you will have it if you decide to bail out.
Links
• http://www.craigslist.com - arrange a ride share
• http://www.digihitch.com - lots of (modern) hitchhiking info, discussions, etc.
• www.hitch-hiking.org - Great site with a lot of information all about hitchhiking (English
and German language)
• http://hitchwiki.org Hitchwiki.org
• http://www.liftershalte.info/ Liftershalte.info - Worldmap showing hitching places.
• http://www.hitchbase.com hitchbase.com - Database with hitchhing places
• http://abgefahren.hitchbase.com Abgefahren e.V. - the first german Autostop Society; ideas,
tips, projects,..
HITCH-HIKING
Certainly one of the neatest ways of getting where you want to go for nothing is to hitch. In the city
it's a real snap. Just position yourself at a busy intersection and ask the drivers for a lift when they
stop for the red light. If you're hitching on a road where the traffic zooms by pretty fast, be sure to
stand where the car will have room to safely pull off the road. Traveling long distances, even cross-
country, can be easy if you have some sense of what you are doing.
A lone hitch-hiker will do much better than two or more. A man and woman will do very well
together. Single women are certain to get propositioned and possibly worse. Amerikan males have
endless sexual fantasies about picking up a poor lonesome damsel in distress. Unless your karate
and head are in top form, women should avoid hitching alone. Telling men you have V.D. might
help in difficult situations.
New England and the entire West Coast are the best sections for easy hitches. The South and
Midwest can sometimes be a real hassle. Easy Rider and all that. The best season to hitch is in the
summer. Daytime is much better than night. If you have to hitch at night, get under some type of
illumination where you'll be seen.
Hitch-hiking is legal in most states, but remember you always can get a "say-so" bust. A "say-so"
arrest is to police what Catch-22 is to the Army. When you ask why you're under arrest, the pig
answers, "cause I say-so." If you stand on the shoulder of the road, the pigs won't give you too bad a
time. If you've got long hair, cops will often stop to play games. You can wear a hat with your hair
tucked under to avoid hassles. However this might hurt your ability to get rides, since many
straights will pick up hippies out of curiosity who would not pick up a straight scruffy looking kid.
Freak drivers usually only pick up other freaks.
Once in a while you hear stories of fines levied or even a few arrests for hitching (Flagstaff, Arizona
is notorious), but even in the states where it is illegal, the law is rarely enforced. If you're stopped
by the pigs, play dumb and they'll just tell you to move along. You can wait until they leave and
then let your thumb hang out again.
Hitchin on super highways is really far out. It's illegal but you won't get hassled if you hitch at the
entrances. On a fucked-up exit, take your chances hitching right on the road, but keep a sharp eye
out for porkers. When you get a ride be discriminating. Find out where the driver is headed. If you
are at a good spot, don't take a ride under a hundred miles that won't end up in a location just as
good. When the driver is headed to an out-of-the-way place, ask him to let you off where you can
get the best rides. If he's going to a particularly small town, ask him to drive you to the other side of
thy town line. It's usually only a mile or two. Small towns often enforce all sorts of "say-so"
ordinances. If you get stuck on the wrong side of town, it would be wise to even hoof it through the
place. Getting to a point on the road where the cars are inter-city rather than local traffic is always
preferable.
When you hit the road you should have a good idea of how to get where you are going. You can
pick up a free map (not free anymore. bummer...) at any gas station. Long distance routes, road
conditions, weather and all sorts of information can be gotten free by calling the American
Automobile Association in any city. Say that you are a member driving to Phoenix, Arizona or
wherever your destination is, and find out what you want to know. Always carry a sign indicating
where you are going. If you get stranded on the road without one, ask in a diner or gas station for a
piece of cardboard and a magic marker. Make the letters bold and fill them in so they can be seen by
drivers from a distance. If your destination is a small town, the sign should indicate the state. For
really long distances, EAST or WEST is best. Unless, of course, you're going north or south. A
phony foreign flag sewed on your pack also helps.
Carrying dope is not advisable, and although searching you is illegal, few pigs can read the
Constitution. If you are carrying when the patrol car pulls up, tell them you are Kanadian and
hitching through Amerika. Highway patrols are very uptight about promoting incidents with
foreigners. The foreign bit goes over especially well with small-town types, and is also amazingly
good for avoiding hassles with greasers. If you can't hack this one, tell them you are a reporter for a
newspaper writing a feature story on hitching around the country. This story has averted many a
bust.
Don't be shy when you hitch. Go into diners and gas stations and ask people if they're heading East
or to Texas. Sometimes gas station attendants will help. When in the car be friendly as hell. Offer to
share the driving if you've got a license. If you're broke, you can usually bum a meal or a few bucks,
maybe even a free night's lodging. Never be intimidated into giving money for a ride.
As for what to carry when hitching, the advice is to travel light. The rule is to make up a pack of the
absolute minimum, then cut that in half. Hitching is an art form as is all survival. Master it and
you'll travel on a free trip forever.
Cycling
The bicycle is the most popular vehicle in the world, and for good reason: bicycles are beautiful
things. They are cheap, reliable, faster and easier than walking (and driving in the city), and
downright sexy. They can take you almost anywhere, they don't rely on fuel, a license or insurance,
a most liberating way to get around these days.
Getting a Bike
Always acquire your cycle through honest means, a less than affluent person can be greatly
damaged by stealing or stripping their cycle. Don't assume that a nice bike belongs to the CorpGov
rich and is thus free to steal, many of us put every penny and a bit of our heart and soul into making
one of our few material treasures into a work of fast functional art.
Find a bike of quality good enough to not require constant replacement of parts. If the quality is too
low you will likely learn to hate cycling and stay a petrol hog.
Never buy junk from department stores that rely on crude slave labor: these are designed as gifts to
kids who will likely ride them for a few weeks, these garage rusters tend to be good for only about
500km and maintenance is almost impossible.
When buying, stick to a friendly local bicycle shoppe or, even better, a local bike co-op who will
sell you a tuned and sized bicycle designed for long service life.
In the USA, quality barely used bikes are discarded to "thrift" shoppes which may sell for as little as
$10. Garage sales are also a good source of cheap bikes, beware the used department store type
cycles unless you need a disposable with poor performance. A proper 1970's vintage quality bicycle
and a little tuning is a much better choice for your money than a brand new discount-mart special.
Watch out for dents in the frame of the bike, this is a sign that the bike has been crashed, and may
be hazardous to ride especially if it is of aluminum or exotic construction. Also look out for hairline
cracks in the paint, especially near the tubing joints. These can be an early warning of frame
damage.
A good way to get a bike is to put up ads on bulletin boards. Something like "looking for reasonable
bicycle for reasonable price" is good. This only works if you (or your buddy) has a phone or email.
Get your local bike shoppe to check out a bike you are about to buy and estimate repairs and tune
up.
Kinds of Bikes
Upright
The least expensive and easiest to obtain new and used is
the regular upright bicycle. Road bikes are equipped for
speedy travel and have multi-position hand grips and
razor thin tires for cruising along paved highways.
Mountain Bikes come in several stages of impact and
mud resistance but the shocks and knobby tires are
adapted to off road travel and you will waste a good
percentage of your pedaling effort if using a mountain
bike as an urban commuter. Hybrids or urban commuter
bikes take the ruggedness of a mountain bike to absorb
potholes and curb drops and add the road capable tires
and sometimes the multi-position handgrips for long trips. Touring bikes can also take some of the
attributes of both mountain and road bikes usually with emphasis on long riding but with stronger
components and mounting points for pannier bags.
Cargo Bikes
Cargo bikes can take many forms but they are usually based on some sort of a tricycle. Many of
these are custom shop build jobs with either the front or back half of an inexpensive conventional
bicycle removed and a large cargo area added. For front cargo the front wheel and forks are
removed and a tubular frame is welded on, the front wheels are mounted on the sides of the cargo
area and pivot on their mounts, a cross tube/handlebar attached to these pivots is pushed left or right
to steer, these bikes have a very limited turn radius and are best for use in an area with few hills, but
can be made with quite a large cargo capacity. A
traditional tricycle design requires a bit more mechanical
skill since a drive axle with a chain sprocket must be
installed, the available cargo area is limited by the width
of the axle, these are also available from specialty bike
shops. There are frame attachments which make for a
long tail bike allowing very large panniers or several
buckets or coolers to be attached to this extension, the
upside is that it is possible to quickly convert back to a
normal bike with a trip to the bike shop but these
extensions appear to put stress on the rear of the bicycle
frame.
Recumbent
While still almost universally expensive even when
purchased used; if long haul travel is in your plans the
recumbent is definitely worth looking into. Imagine
reclining in a nice lawn chair and pushing out to the
pedals instead of crouching over your handlebars, this is
the position of a recumbent rider. You will be able to put
much more of your leg power to work pedaling your
clipped-in feet sitting recumbent than you ever did on an
upright. Another bonus to recumbent is the ease at
which battery powered and regenerative drive systems
can be added due to the multiple drive chains. We have even seen stirling steam and gas booster
motors added although this takes from the whole green purist idea. The only major downer with
recumbent is that they are low to the ground so the rider is at bumper level and you are unable to
stand up on the pedals to gruff your way up impossible climbs.
Hybrid Power
Blurring the borders of bicycle, motorcycle, and car; vehicles like the Twike and other custom
lightweight hybrid vehicles let two or more riders travel in style. Riders
are inside an enclosed and stylishly interiored vehicle, a battery and
motor system give a big power boost to uphill pedaling and recover
energy from downhill braking back into the battery. On a sick day plug
in and charge your battery for a free ride. We expect you enterprising
types to get out your welding, electrical, and plastic forming gear and
design more vehicles like this to take back our streets and clean air.
Protection
Helmets
Most people feel that a helmet is a necessity for riding. Though cycling is a generally safe activity,
the most likely cause of fatalities and debilitating brain injury in bicycling accidents is head impact,
and helmets will reduce the possibility of this by 88% or stated another way making you brain nine
times safer. Helmets can be purchased (in the US) just about anywhere bikes are sold. Make sure
you get the helmet adjusted correctly; it needs to fit well on your head to be the most effective.
Helmets are only good for one crash: if you hit your head with your helmet on, you will need to
replace the helmet. For this reason, it's probably not a good idea to buy a used helmet.
One of our editors was in a serious accident where she was struck by a car, the helmet cracked
badly but protected her skull that would surely have been broken damaging her vision centers and
blinding if not killing her, as it is she has a limited field of vision in one eye now. The helmet made
the difference between collecting thousands of dollars and collecting a hole in the ground.
Gloves
It's a wise idea to wear gloves to protect your palms in case of a fall. Grazed palms may not be life
threatening, but they will impact every facet of your daily life until they heal. Gloves also ease the
stress from a long ride.
Lighting
If you are going to be riding at night, it is very important that you work to make yourself visible.
Reflectors, reflective tape, and lights are all helpful. For starters, a good, flashing LED taillight will
help car drivers see you when they approach from behind. You can get one for about two bucks that
will run a long time on a set of batteries zip-tie on or spend more for a proper mount.
HID Lamp
HID Super Bright xenon gas discharge lighting is the envy of many serious cyclists but the $400
price tag puts most of us off. It is possible to make a HID light set on a moderate budget. Auto
shops and auction sites will occasionally pull good singles of a blown out HID headlight pair, we
have seen them for as little as $30. These are relatively small and light, only draw about 3 amps at
12 volts, and have everything you need except batteries a reflector and mountings. A reflector can
be made form a glass halogen track light with a reflector large enough to fit the xenon bulb, be sure
there is a glass front lens, saw off the bulb end with a dremel tool and epoxy in the new bulb. New
matched lithium batteries like the kind in a laptop will be perfect to power this high power lamp,
batteries and ballast pack should fit inside a cut open water bottle.
The HID light is also the type used by pro videographers, mounted to their camcorder, or for
lighting large areas at night like for plays, but for a much lower price.
Sound Signals
Invest in a loud horn or whistle, there are several pumpable marine horns or the Zound pumpable
bike horn, Survival or sport whistles are better if you need to signal constantly in an urban area.
In highly populated urban areas, barking at jaywalking pedestrians works a treat. Most people
freeze when they hear a dog bark up close, giving you the time to take evasive action. Plus it's free!
Carrying things
You can increase the usefulness of your bike by making it easier for you to carry loads with it.
Racks, front and back, can be added. You can get bags (called 'panniers') which attach to the sides
of the racks; these will allow you to carry a lot of stuff without encumbering your hands, allowing
you to ride safer. For day to day use a small backpack or fanny pack will do.
Baskets
Baskets are also effective for carrying stuff. You can get baskets that attach to the front or back of
the bike. Milk carton crates make good tough baskets when cable tied to your handlebars or tail
rack.
Trailers
For carrying larger stuff (like children and furniture), you might want to consider a trailer. These
can be expensive, but you can also make one yourself. A trailer can be pieced together with plastic
piping or electrical conduit, a pair of spare wheels, and a basket or plastic tote. For a trailer hitch, go
to your local hardware store and get a quick-release garden hose or air hose connection and a bit of
hose. Rig up the connections to be used as a trailer hitch. For added safety, paint the trailer a bright
color and put LOTS of reflective tape and a small red flashing light on the back. One company in
Eugene Oregon makes a hard shell suitcase for folding bicycles that when unloaded and wheels are
attached becomes a bicycle trailer.
An extra wide two wheel standup shopping cart of the type used by retirees to take their groceries
home is perfect for the cycle commuter. An extra handle is clamped or welded to the frame, this
handle will end in a pneumatic hose fitting, the counterpart will be mounted to the frame of your
bicycle for trailering. It will extend the life of your wheels to add greased brass or copper tube
bushings to the plastic wheels or ball bearings. When you get to the store lock up your bike, unsnap
your cart and take it in for shopping. When you get home your trailer/cart comes inside with you,
easier than car shopping!
Bucket Panniers
You can also make large panniers from square food buckets and attaching hooks to grab your tail
rack, properly caulked these will survive even the worst rain storms dry.
Cargo Mule
The Viet Cong made using a bicycle for cargo transport
famous by traversing the Ho Chi Minh trail transporting their
war supplies south at times almost exclusively with heavy
laden bicycles.
Your bicycle becomes a push wagon and you have to walk.
Try to balance the load as best as possible since it will be
difficult if a very heavily laden bicycle were to fall over.
Watch for bags or containers that might rub against your tires
or spokes destroying your wheel and cargo.. Several hundred
pounds could potentially be carried, nearly every adult
bicycle is designed at a minimum to support over three hundred pounds of human rider. Attach a
pole tightly across the handle bars to help steer, keep the brake handles reachable if you are in hilly
terrain. Two pushers are better than one for balance. With loads over two hundred pounds be careful
when using a bicycle with shock absorbers so they don't overload, be sure to have the tires at full
inflation to prevent damage, and that the spokes are tight and aligned.
Anti-Theft
A good lock is a wise investment if you can afford it. A 3 feet long hardened steel chain and high
security lock gives you many options when securing your bike, and they're a lot more affordable
than a D lock, wear it across your chest or in a pannier or basket. A D lock should be run through
the frame and high security cable through the wheels for good general security. Remember your D
lock and to a lesser extent security chain is a self defense weapon if you are under attack.
Taking corporate logos from a new cycle and adding stickers and tape will quickly make it look
used and reduce the perceived value and risk of theft.
One method people have used is to "uglify" the bicycle by painting it a hideous color combination
(such as mismatched florescent colors) with added flecks or using a simulated rust finish available
in craft stores. If the thief thinks your bike isn't worth stealing, he probably won't steal it and instead
make his way to the Shimano further down the rack. Replacing the bolts on your seat with Torx
head bolts will show down, or even deter, a would-be thief. Grinding off the logos from the gears; a
worn, fugly looking seat; mismatched pedals, tires and handlebar grips; all of these can make your
bike look like an ugly duckling while keeping it riding like a swan. Remember, don't think "art
bike" here, think "camouflage".
Don't leave all of your lights, pumps, seat bags, and other gadgets clipped to your bike when you
are parked. They are quick release for a reason, and not to make theft easy, keep this stuff ready to
go in your bike messenger bag. Just in case attach an extra red flasher to the back of your helmet
where it won't be easily stolen keeping you legal.
Gears
If your bike has multiple gears, use them! Pedaling shouldn't be a huge chore. It's better to lightly
"spin" your cranks at a moderately fast cadence rather than push really hard one leg at a time, which
is inefficient. It is possible to spin too fast: experiment with your gears to find what works best.
Most people find their favorite cadence between 1 and 2 revolutions per second.
Demonstrations
A cycle is a highly effective means of transport to and escape from a demonstration it can also be
used to make a roadblock much as bicycle cops are known to do. Use an old bike for
demonstrations as riot-police like to damage and confiscate bikes used in demonstrations.
Travel
If you travel frequently a folding or take-apart model of bicycle may be for you. Some can even be
disassembled or folded to fit a suitcase or duffel-bag. This may save you a double fare or extra
charge on airplane, bus, and train trips as well as hitchhiking a ride. If disassembling a bicycle for
travel be sure to take off the dérailleur as this is very easily broken when unprotected by the wheel.
Remember that small folding bikes have a low center of gravity and short wheelbase and take a
while to get used to. See Airlines for more travel packing info.
Keeping it Working
Once you have a bike, you'll want to keep it working well. One of the most important aspects of
bike maintenance is the lubrication of the chain. Almost any cheap oil will work in a pinch to keep
the chain moving freely and free of rust: just get the chain nice and wet, then wipe it dry, to reduce
dirt buildup. Try to keep the oil off the wheels where it can hurt your ability to brake. If you have
the choice buy a proper bicycle chain oil and grease to lube the bearings and chain, only use WD40
to unstick rust jammed parts then clean it off and oil the chain, WD40 draws moisture and
encourages rust. Replace a chain that becomes "stretched" this means that the link pins have
become partly worn-through, this link to gear tooth size mismatch will eat up the sprockets of your
drive train causing skipping and eventual failure.
If you have a problem repairing your bike, Sheldon Brown's Website is probably a good place to
look for guidance. http://sheldonbrown.com/articles.html
Tools
Owning your own tools makes maintenance less expensive. Plus, many tools you use on bikes, like
pliers, wrenches and screwdrivers, are not bike-specific, so they will be useful for all kinds of other
things, too. Some bike-specific tools, such as spoke, freewheel, and pedal wrenches and specialized
brake tools, will make maintenance much easier, and you'll be more likely to do a good job. Many
cities have bike co-ops or shops where you can use their tools for free or for a small fee.
Portable Tools
It never hurts to always carry the kit for changing a flat tire. At a minimum carry a small quality
puncture kit and mini pump, but also carry a spare inner tube. Repair the flat tube in the comfort of
your own home later, but don't forget to put it back in your pack for spare. Folding combo bike tools
will provide spoke tighteners, chain breakers, hex and screw drivers, sometimes even sockets or
wrenches. A small toolkit can make the difference between being mobile in a few minutes or a long
walk home.
If you will be away from support for a long time you might even go so far as to carry extra tubes, a
spare chain, brake pads, a few spokes, folding tire, and extra patch kits.
Road Crud
Beyond tools, it's important to do simple things to keep your bike in working order. Grit from the
road sticks to your bike and its parts, even if you've got full fenders. Once a week, or after every
ride in the wet, clean off the gears and the chain. Every time you come home in the rain spray the
bike off and bounce the drops off. An old toothbrush (clean it off first if you've used it before) and
a rag will do wonders. The main place to focus on is in the actual teeth of the gears, most especially
in between. Getting rid of all this destructive crud will increase the life of your gears and chain, and
subsequently save you money and hassle. This takes all of ten minutes to do and is completely
worth it.
Rust
Stopping rust also helps: if there's any exposed unpainted or unfinished metal on the frame of your
bike, you can touch it up with a little hobby paint. This isn't for cosmetic purposes so much as
preventing rusting. Rust eats away at your bike and can compromise the structural integrity of the
frame, so watch out: the last thing you want is for your frame to break while you're in traffic.
Friction dynamos/generators will rub a groove onto the side of your tire and eventually cause it to
fail if used regularly, a rubber dynamo pickup wheel and cleaning dirt from the rubber contact
surfaces will prolong the life of your tire.
Nutrition
Stay hydrated and fed while cycling, don't waste your time with lo-cal foods; you need fuel, around
7000 Calories is reasonable. If it does not cause you indigestion try to eat lots of fats. A banana can
help prevent cramping from long rides. Backpack drinking systems are available now for low prices
if you prefer using these to water bottles. Many sport drinks come in a decent reusable squirt bottle
that fits standard bottle cages. See Backpacking and Camping and Cheap Chow for food and drink
suggestions. If you will be going through towns be sure to do some dumpster diving and begging at
pizza bakery and donut places, stock up on free fuel.
Have some baking soda for indigestion, witchhazel for hemorrhoids and rub spots, and oatmeal,
coconut milk or another laxative if you get backed up.
Motor Assist
If you want the portability and freedom of a bike with some of the ease of a motorcycle, no worries.
Almost any bicycle can be converted to an electric power-assisted type (basically a moped) for a
few hundred dollars. Various people have added old or new purpose bought weed-eater type engines
to power-assisted bikes with positive results, but keep in mind that two stroke engines which burn
an oil gasoline mix do pollute the environment significantly although Honda and Subaru four-stroke
motors are much cleaner and consume normal gasoline. US rules now ban the import of most new
two cycle engines but they are still available in Canada.
The two main methods for power transfer are a friction roller which is directly against the tire
necessitating a smooth tread, or chain drive to the wheel, some kits have a sprocket which connects
to the spokes, the better way is a specially modified wheel with a free wheel sprocket for the drive
chain. Another type is the "push trailer" which is a gas engine or electric motor on a trailer that is
towed behind the bike and pushes it forward, using a handle mounted throttle for a control. These
are often DIY jobs as the kits are usually quite expensive, but be sure to get good instruction and
guidance before doing this on your own. If the purists turn up their nose point out the idea of
NEVER needing to use a car even in steep mountainous terrain where most would not even
consider a bicycle.
Installation
Installing a motor puts serious new stress onto your frame and rear wheel, expect much shorter life
from your spokes if you are attaching a sprocket to them. Designs which have a special rear wheel
with regular and motor sprockets on opposite sides will last longer. Pedaling is more difficult
against a chain drive system even when the clutch is out. Friction drive systems quickly take the
tread off of your rear tire and often stop working in wet weather.
Magneto Electricity
Look for a motor with a electrical output from the magnetos to run a light or charge batteries, this
electrical output is AC power often only six volts and needs a rectifier circuit to be used by most
things other than a regular headlight.
Legal Motors
If you are desiring to be a legal eagle, some localities prohibit any motor under 50 cc to be used on
the King's...er...Federal Highways. Furthermore, any person operating two-wheeled vehicle with a
motor greater than 50 cc must have a motor vehicle license. Some states require a motorcycle
license regardless of the engine size, while others require only a passenger vehicle license. Most
two-stroke engines are generally less than 50 cc, and most electric motors would be considered in
the same category. Since laws differ with each jurisdiction, contact your state or province's
Department of Motor Vehicles about their regulations on mopeds and "motor-driven cycles". If your
motor comes unmarked a professional 49cc sticker or etching might throw off nosy cops.
Freighting.
Just like most "free" methods of travel talked about in STB, train-hopping is more difficult due to
the Bush Empire's restrictions on transportation and general legalist paranoia. Train-hopping is still
do-able, but since the government has gotten word of potential "terrorists" hitching a ride on a
freight train, you hold a much better chance of being fined or arrested by railroad cops or the local
pigs for trespass. This security is also due to taggers who paint the sides of railroad cars and the
liability from injured and killed hobos, a hobo leaves nothing but maybe some garbage and only
endangers himself, a tagger causes lasting unwanted evidence which managers can't ignore, they
have to assume all trespassers are there to tag.
Try social engineering at both passenger and freight train
stops, even air freight stations. Ask to speak to a crew for
a school assignment, ask about riding, also interview the
yard crew. Once you get to know some of the crews you
will have a real pass onto the steel highway. Except for
security it is a special person who seeks work with
railroads, be cool to them and they will be cool with you.
Many empty freight cars are now completely closed up to
prevent a good ride or are sealed shipping containers. Try
getting onto a train when it stops at a factory instead of a yard, even though it will likely not be a
hot shot. If you see an engineer walking out to the train approach and ask to ride, a bored engineer
will sometimes let you ride up front for someone to schmooze with and the bulls will leave you
alone. You would be surprised how much info they will give at the yard if you act cool.
If there are no open boxcars get onto a flatbed with well tied down freight or between cars, tie in so
you don't fall off, the rope should be short enough that you won't drag on the ground or wheels if
you fall. A sleeping bag, jacket, or blanket keeps the wind off even in summer, these open cars are
breezy once they get moving fast, goggles or Sun glasses keep the bugs and wind out of your eyes.
A stadium pad or sleeping mat to sit on is smart, the floors are usually hard, cold, and filthy, tie your
pad and loose gear so it won't blow away.
Passenger Coach
If you have the cash or a good scam get aboard a rail coach, it is the most civilized way to travel on
land. Many trains are unable to take full size bikes as luggage, you might need a reservation, folder
bikes are fine as regular luggage. You will find many passenger cars now have 110v(220v in
Europe) power plugs for charging your gadgets. You might try modifying the scams in Buses and
Airlines to get a free trip, but remember most trains check the ticket onboard when the conductor
comes around.
Scanner Frequency's
A portable scanner preprogrammed to railroad frequencies, until they encrypt them, can be useful to
find out about approaching trains since the post 9/11 blackout of train schedules. Sometimes the
railroad will transmit and receive on two channels using a radio repeater but you having just a
scanner should be able to hear the whole conversation on one channel.
Here are the scanner frequencies and channel numbers if you want to program them in:
02-159.810 26-160.500 50-160.860 74-161.220 03-159.930 27-160.515 51-160.875 75 161.235 04-160.050 28-160.530 52-160.890 76-161.250 05-160.185 29-160.545 53-160.905 77-161.265
06-160.200 30-160.560 54-160.920 78-161.280 07-160.215 31-160.575 55-160.935 79 161.295 08-160.230 32-160.590 56-160.950 80-161.310 09-160.245 33-160.605 57-160.965 81-161.325
10-160.260 34-160.620 58-160.980 82-161.340 11-160.275 35-160.635 59-160.995 83 161.355 12-160.290 36-160.650 60-161.010 84-161.370 13-160.305 37-160.665 61-161.025 85-161.385
14-160.320 38-160.680 62-161.040 86-161.400 15-160.335 39-160.695 63-161.055 87 161.415 16-160.350 40-160.710 64-161.070 88-161.430 17-160.365 41-160.725 65-161.085 89-161.445
18-160.380 42-160.740 66-161.100 90-161.460 19-160.395 43-160.755 67-161.115 91 161.475 20-160.410 44-160.770 68-161.130 92-161.490 21-160.425 45-160.785 69-161.145 93-161.505
22-160.440 46-160.800 70-161.160 94-161.520 23-160.455 47-160.815 71-161.175 95 161.535 24-160.470 48-160.830 72-161.190 96-161.550 25-160.485 49-160.845 73-161.205 97-161.565
Cars
Cars and trucks burn petroleum, corpgovs favorite drug. If you buy into their game and get a car
you are part of the problem. That being said sometimes the freedom of personal transportation is
worth the risks of easy identifiability and corporate buy-in a car represents.
Once you have some gas, save it by driving slower than the right-wing speedfreaks out on the
slaveways. Some cars save about 30% on mileage simply by keeping your RPMs down. Clean out
your trunk as well. The less stuff you're hauling, the less gas you're burning. Narrow tires cut wind
resistance and if you keep them inflated this may reduce highway fuel consumption by 10-20%. If
you have a nice IMPEACH BUSH bumper sticker, more cars will see it if you're driving slow, and
you can watch all the speed freaks mangle their faces as they pass you in anger, wasting all that gas.
Drafting behind a van or truck can save some money but back off if they start to get pissed or you
see a cop.
Buying
Something worth considering is buying a salvage/rebuilt vehicle. While most people have been
brainwashed into thinking that rebuilt vehicles are junk, they can save you a good deal of money.
Often times insurance companies will write off a vehicle involved in a low-speed crash with
deployed airbags. While the first owner is left with a small check and no car, you could potentially
buy a car for as little as half its blue book value.
Ask at several car repair shops before picking a used car. See what they suggest for specific years,
since some may have upgrades that were left out of older models. If the owner won't let you take
the car to a mechanic for a checkup or even have an on-site mechanic/inspector check it out, be
suspicious and look elsewhere. The money spent on a pre-buy inspection is well worth its price.
Car Co-op
A car co-op, which is available in many US cities, lets you pay a
membership fee monthly for the option of reserving a company owned car
at an hourly rate, most plans include several free hours and the rate is often
cheaper than regular renting. Most of us don't need a car that often unless
we use it as our home. This idea could be done on a small scale by pooling
several junkers and letting friends sign up to use them everyone would
pre-pay monthly maintenance and fuel bills.
Fixing Up
But the reality is, many of us are forced to drive cars or trucks with less-than-perfect equipment.
The state's solution to this is regular inspections. They want to make sure that what you're driving is
safe for you. This means, for instance, that the blinker that 90% of drivers hardly use in the first
place (and are rarely ticketed for) need to work. Thats a minor issue, but older cars also have
problems with door locks, hinges, a broken mirror, etc., and these can be expensive to repair,
especially on someone else's schedule.
If you find yourself with a car that is unlikely to pass inspection but is still safe to drive, ask around
about getting your car inspected. Usually, a case of beer or a bag of weed along with the inspection
fee will get you a free sticker, good for one year of flashlight immunity, despite having old wiper
blades and a door that doesn't open. Plus, it's always good to know an honest mechanic. And the
best mechanics are not opposed to helping a brother out of a jam in exchange for a buzz, while
fucking with the system a bit. Those are the mechanics you can trust.
Tires
It goes without saying; Keep your tires properly inflated! Soft tires waste gas, and over-inflated tires
wear out quicker. If you see uneven wear, you need wheel alignment. This can be done at a repair
garage or tire shop (and they'll try to sell you a new set). Remember to rotate your tires every 3,000
miles to ensure even tire wear.
If you need tires, ask at an independent tire shop if they can sell you used tires. Some places that
specialize in custom wheels will keep the stock tires and wheels that new car buyers bring in. Savvy
car enthusiasts will order a high-performance car with all the trimmings, but have stock tires, since
the dealer mark-up is so high. Then they'll drive from the dealer to the tire shop and swap the stock
tires and wheels for a custom selection that's much cheaper than at the car dealership. Those stock
tires are often kept by the tire dealer, but can't be sold as "new" even though they may have been
driven as little as a few blocks. Many times, these tires are sold "as is" (no warranty, no returns), but
the dealer may throw in free wheel balancing in the purchase.
A word of warning about those anti-flat solutions like "Slime": They only work when the wheel is
in motion. When stopped, the stuff settles in the bottom of the tire. Also, when it's in the tire, it
makes it impossible to have it balanced or plugged/patched.
Repairs
Haynes and Chilton publish a wide line of owner-friendly repair manuals available at both book
stores and auto parts stores. These books give much more detailed information than in the
manufacturer-supplied owner's manuals. See if they have a copy at the library
If your headlights start to dim as you are driving this is usually caused by a dead or dying alternator.
On older model cars these are easy to replace yourself most of the time. Don't stop the car as it will
likely die. Your spark and fuel injection are running on that battery. Only think about killing the
headlights.
If your car sputters after holding the gas down for a few seconds it might be a clogged or old fuel
filter. These can be super easy to replace inline filters or almost impossible to replace inside the fuel
tank units.
Letting your battery die over 4-5 times will seriously weaken or destroy a car battery.
If the car overheats try changing or topping off the radiator, as it might be clogged with calcium or
rust. It could also be that the oil is low or the oil filter is clogged increasing the heat and wear. The
radiator is easily damaged, note the location of leaks when the engine is hot. When you are in a safe
place and the engine is cool you can try first adding a radiator stop leak, if this fails find the
damaged tubes and brush clean then solder with lead solder and a torch. if this fails bend the tubes
over and add stop leak again hopefully plugging them for good.
If you see a car similar to yours at a junkyard or rusting away see if they will sell/give you the
plates. At a U-pull-it junkyard buy a car seat or something like that and stuff the plates under the
vinyl or under the flap of you cardboard parts box. These can be very handy in radical action. You
would be surprised how many police cases are solved by seeing a license plate on security cameras.
Many highways have license plate scanners for tolling trucks but they likely also record passing
cars.
Hide a key wired under your vehicle, behind the license plates, or anywhere else that works, check
for it every few months.
Car Cover
You can park overnight in many whitebread communities at the curb if you cover your car with a
nice clean car cover. You might even be able to stay in one place between the huge lot lines for
several nights before any homeowner notices. With the car cover on your car the rent-a-thug/ethnic
cleanser has no idea you are camping out in a rust bucket or which house you (don't) belong to.
When you get your cover walk right out to your car open the package and try it on, you need to be
able to open a door (front and back door if possible) and enter with the cover on, if this doesn't work
walk back and return it for a cover that will work. The car cover should be near the top of your
yippie drop out kit shopping list if you plan to keep your car.
We have known other car dwellers who install a dark colored removable curtain between front and
back seats, tint the windows of the back seat and use a sun shield at night to block the rear window,
nobody can see the sleeper in back even if you are not using a cover and it is difficult to see the
curtain.
In other words either mix the straight (cleaned and dried) veggie oil with an alcohol thinning it or
chemically convert it with a strong alkaline like lye leaving a soap byproduct. Most often methanol
is a natural gas derivative.
Perhaps an easy way to get free veggie oil is literally from McDonalds...no shit, Mickey D's and
other places have vats of fryer oil used to drench their dog food meat and potato products. After a
few days, the oil gets chucked. If you have a diesel car, you can use the filtered oil in the vehicle in
combination or independent of diesel with a few often inexpensive modifications.
If somebody hasn't already beat you to it, you can check with restaurants/cafeterias and see about
carting it away for them. If the manager gives you a hard time or says that he gives it to an oil
recycling service, don't despair. Most of these places keep the old oil outside as a fire safety issue.
Find where it is and late one night grab as much fryer grease as your car can carry.
If you run your car on Biodiesel all the time, it's best to keep it to yourself. Some states have
actually been sending officers from the state tax boards and fining people for using Biodiesel! Why,
you ask? For evading motor fuel taxes that pay for the public roads, or operating as an "unlicensed
secondary fuel distiller"!
Blends with regular petrol and regular diesel fuel will also work but will expose you to gas tax, but
blending with furnace heating oil which is just dyed diesel fuel will not. Don't forget that you can
tap those cheaper untaxed furnace oil tanks behind your house for fuel in a pinch, just be sure that
your vehicle has a good filter and water filter added..
Buses
I've traveled close to two million miles on buses, as a passenger and as a bus driver. A few
suggestions: most bus drivers do not care if you pay your full fare. If you put some money in the
farebox, and are considerate of the driver and your fellow passengers, you'll be fine. It actually
helps to tell the driver that you can't pay the full fare. Put yourself in the driver's position. Would
you want to stress yourself out arguing over nickels with everyone who gets on the bus? Yes it's true
that some bus drivers thrive on just that sort of miserabilism, but not all that many. Don't waste the
driver's time with an elaborate hard luck story. Most bus drivers have witnessed more hard luck than
you know. They appreciate being spared the details. Don't threaten bus drivers. Don't say things
like, "I'll sue the bus company and get you fired". If you tried this on me I would tell you to get off
my bus and call your lawyer. Absolutely don't threaten bus drivers with physical harm. Many big
city buses have silent alarms, camera systems, GPS locator's etc. Besides, "I'll kick your ass if you
don't do what I say", isn't good negotiating. How well does that sort of thing work on you? It is also
unwise to assume that bus drivers don't know about your brilliant scheme. Personally, I've been
riding buses since I was an infant. I started riding the bus on my own when I was 5. I got my first
driving job when I was 19. I've driven everything from unlicensed hippy buses to articulated luxury
cruisers. Chances are, I, and many other bus drivers are entirely familiar with any scam you might
want to try. Bus drivers are working stiffs who want to make it through the day with minimal effort.
If you understand this, and don't bother the regular passengers (many of whom know their driver)
you can get where you're going with minimal difficulties. If you run into a nosey, bossy or mean bus
driver, don't worry about it. Try again with the next bus. You might want to try hitchhiking while
you wait.
Unfortunately, many modern city buses use a computerized farebox which automatically counts
money and then beeps when the full fare is paid. This obviously makes short-changing the bus
company difficult, but also provides a way for the bus company management to control otherwise
sympathetic bus drivers. These fareboxes come with a button (often red) on the drivers' side of the
farebox. This allows the driver to manually authorize a fare and is usually pressed when a transfer
slip or a bus-pass is used.
If you need to get to the city and you are in the suburbs, a free and easy way to travel via bus is to
go to the closest Greyhound station after it closes and wait for a bus heading to the main station.
Just tell the bus driver that you need to get your tickets to travel to "any far city" and that the station
is closed but you have a conformation number. The driver should let you on.
When traveling long distance on a bus, train or airplane nothing helps you sleep more than a proper
neck pillow. Our testers have found that the inflatable pillows are light and tiny but quickly spring a
leak. Memory foam is heavy but very comfortable and makes a nice seat cushion or bed pillow. If
on an especially noisy bus and you have a friend on the aisle awake you can also use earplugs or
headphones and a sleeping mask to space out or sleep.
Original Buses
If you'd rather leave the driving and the paying to them, try swiping a ride on the bus. Here's a
method that has worked well. Get a rough idea of where the bus has stopped before it arrived at
your station. If you are not at the beginning or final stop on the route, wait until the bus you want
pulls in and then out of the station. Make like the bus just pulled off without you while you went to
the bathroom. If there is a station master, complain like crazy to him. Tell him you're going to sue
the company if your luggage gets stolen. He'll put you on the next bus for free. If there is no station
master, lay your sad tale on the next driver that comes along. If you know when the last bus left, just
tell the driver you've been stranded there for eight hours and you left your kid sleeping on the other
bus. Tell him you called ahead to the company and they said to grab the next bus and they would
take care of it. (Less likely to work now with mobile phones.)
The next method isn't totally free but close enough. It's called the hopper-bopper. Find a bus that
makes a few stops before it gets to where you want to go. The more stops with people getting in our
out the better. Buy a ticket for the short hop and stay on the bus until you end up at your destination.
You must develop a whole style in order to pull this off because the driver has to forget you are
connected with the ticket you gave him. Dress unobtrusively or make sure the driver hasn't seen
your face. Pretend to be asleep when the short hop station is reached. If you get questioned, just act
upset about sleeping through the stop you "really" want and ask if it's possible to get a ride back.
Airlines
Intro
The skies are dark these days. After 9/11, the Amerikan Government has made it more difficult to
get on a plane even the traditional way. The safest way to get free or cheap airfare is to see if
somebody in the "general aviation", or private pilots, have room for you. Many may get sketched
out by this, so look for people who seem cool about it. It may sweeten the pot a bit if you act like a
young college kid, a plane nut, or offer some cash for airplane fuel (like, $20-50) or a place to spend
the night if it's a cross-country trip in a Piper Cub. One of the best offers for trade is to wash the
plane before or after the flight, have a bucket and clean sponge ready, hang out in the airstrip coffee
shop and look for pilots. Always look for airports that offer lessons and grab a pilot burning air
hours to upgrade their license. It could very well be a loud ride and you may not get there as fast as
a jet (prop planes go about 1/2 the speed of a jet), but its an amazing experience, and it beats
driving!
(Not)Skyjacking
Only an idiot would try hijacking a flight after 9/11. Some pilots now are armed and sky marshals
who are on a small percentage of domestic and international flights have orders to shoot to kill if
anyone tries to take control of the aircraft. We aren't really scared of these people and the few flights
they are on, we are really scared of what a gang of flying rednecks would do to be like the
pocketknife guys on 9/11 and save the day. Please ignore Abby's advice from a simpler era. Take
comfort in the fact that the airport-pigs are mostly simple power hungry types if your non-
skyjacking scam is outside of what they are ordered to watch for and your documents appear to be
in order you are likely home free much easier than in the old days.
Fre-E-Ticket Hopper
Once you have passed the frat hazing dances like the removed shoes shuffle, the trashed shampoo
swing, and the rectal exam jam the TSA freaks feel they have pulled out all of the rebels, what sane
unbroken person would not take a swing at their crudely grunted orders. Your guerrilla acting skills
have gotten you past, and on to cashing in on Abbie's dream of free flying for the bold.
• Pick up a few e-ticket boarding passes from the trash outside an airport to copy, these are
printed on a home computer.
• Find a print cartridge that is won't print right or set your paint program to (a)put streaks
parallel into the bar-code and (b)wipe out a few numbers under the bar code, both are
important.
• Print out a new e-ticket with the correct date and where you want to fly. You have to use
extreme caution that the flight number and time and other details are exactly right.
• Arrive at the airport dressed nicely, you want to look vanilla.
• Wait until right before final boarding call and rush up, when the bar-code scan doesn't work
they will usually send you aboard.
• Since you should be the last guy boarding grab an open seat in first class and start asking for
the free booze.
If this plan doesn't get you a wave through right away, before they even hassle you or offer to access
the computer try to find you on the computer claim to have another ticket leaving right now (know
the flight number and gate) that you have to run to on another airline because you thought you
would miss this flight, stay cool, get gone, try again later. Since this trick requires speed a little
stress and carelessness on the part of the agent don't try any other scams like having them gate
check an extra bag, being late is the best way to stay out of trouble with this gag.
Missionary Position
Many missionary organizations will fly you to a third-world country for free to preach the word of
Jebus to the heathen locals, and fly you back in a year or so. Do your research before working with
an organization many also pressure you to self fund your trip. Simply ditch out for the year, peruse
the more touristy spots, make some money, etc., then return when the time is up with some cock-
and-bull story of independent missionary work prepared you might even bogus up a diary as proof.
These people are usually not hard-asses, so even if they don't buy it for a second, they won't ditch
you in deepest, darkest Peru, but research them and feel them out to see if they sue ditcher's.
Jewish kids (religious and non religious) can often get free rides to Israel in summer through several
Jewish programs.
Air Courier
Believe it or not, you can fly on the cheap if you deliver a package to the city of your destination...
and no, there's no drugs or other contraband involved. Flying as an air courier is a dirt cheap way of
travel. There are a few catches: You have to sign up for the program (try AirCourier.org or
Courier.org) and pay an initiation fee and/or annual dues; You need to be at least 18 (or in some
cases 21); You need a valid passport and a clean-cut appearance; You're responsible for getting your
own Visa(s); You're limited to carry-on baggage and the flight schedules can be erratic (You may be
flying the Red Eye to Singapore after only two day's notice). On the plus side, you can fly for up to
an 85% discount and your Air Courier ID card can get you hotel discounts. If you want to, you can
schedule additional assignments from your destination and turn your trip into a Grand Tour. If you
travel frequently and don't mind last-minute booking, consider this option. If you do, keep a list of
the phone numbers of your country's embassies overseas.
Upgrades
Dress nice and ask politely for an upgrade for First or Business Class, some agents can still do this
for you, on long flights the free booze and leg room is sometimes just a request away. You may have
to wait for the next flight in the schedule, but it will be worth it. If you are "bumped" from an
overbooked flight, you may get an upgraded seat if you raise enough of a fuss (If they do, it's
mostly just to keep you quiet).
Support Gear
Have your in flight support gear in your carry on bag, buy a inflight audio plug adapter (two pin)
and get some old style tube earphones for older airplanes. For those who are more sensitive when
trying to nap, your pillow or neck pillow and a nicer sleeping mask and earplugs or noise canceling
earphones(music works too) might make a difference. If you have a HPC or PDA you can extend
the usable life on long flights with a external AA battery pack, now your e-book, movies, or music
will last. On newer aircraft especially in first and business class your seat may have a laptop power
plug, the best use for this is to use a air to cigarette plug adapter, now you can either plug in all of
your 12 volt gadgets made for Cars, or if you have a laptop or other mains power electrical toy use a
12v to 120v adapter and your normal laptop power brick instead of an expensive auto/air adapter.
Sky Phones
We have tried to stealthily use our mobile phones for calls and a data cable to get an Internet
connection over the US and Europe without success, maybe our phones are crap. There are plans
afoot for airlines to have their own hyper-expensive roaming plan with a special mini cell station on
the airplane. Try to hack the Air-Fone for free calls, with a modem port for super slow data you
might get one or two web pages to load during the flight for a price of around $8 a minute.
Bicycles
If you are flying with a bicycle visit a bike shop and ask for a free box,
if they want money go to the next shop, these are thrown away
otherwise. If you have a full size bike you will normally be charged for
oversize, so stuff the box with other gear too. Remove wheels and
pedals, take off the dérailleur and zip tie to the frame, load the frame
against one side of the box and the wheels on the other, remove the
skewers and tape the pedals together then to the frame. Carry the tools
to attach your pedals. Use fiber packing tape to secure the box and
pack the tape and loading instructions in the box for TSA repacking.
If you have a folding bike use similar technique and even a 20" wheel
bike should fit into a regular check suitcase if you remove the wheels,
dérailleur, and seat post from the frame. Bike Friday out in Oregon
sells a clamshell suitcase drilled for a trailer tongue and wheels that
attach to the suitcase with wingnuts, the suitcase that your folding bike
rides in becomes the trailer, we expect that you could also make such a setup for much less with a
trip to the thrift store and hardware shop.
Guns
Legal firearms and limited ammo can be checked on domestic flights and with proper permits also
international flights. A record may be kept that you have traveled with firearms. Cover your locked
gun case with a generic cardboard box. Pyrotechnics are not allowed including signal flares. This is
the only time you can really lock your bags anymore, maybe you should stick an old gun in every
bag for that reason.
Heavy Baggage
After your check in and weigh and tag your bags go back and add a few pounds of stuff before
giving to the freight guy. Overload your carry-on with heavy stuff if you can avoid an overweight
charge but make sure the bag still fits into the size test box. Grab a few duty-free bags so you look
legit taking extra stuff on as carry on. Sometimes you can gate check stuff like strollers and
wheelchairs so you will have them right away at landing.
Camping gear
Camping gear that uses stinky fuel cant be taken along unless you clean out the fuel bottles with
alcohol and let them dry, leave the bottles open, if there is a problem with your clean fuel bottles or
stove ask for a manager. Compressed fuel is not allowed on flights, mail it to general delivery at
your destination.
Stowing Away
We in no way recommend this foolhardy way of catching a ride in the skies. Most wheel well
stow away attempts are made at airports outside the United States where security is lower. Most of
these attempts result in the crush death of the stow away as the landing gear comes up or when the
rider dies of hypoxia (lack of oxygen) and hypothermia (cold exposure). It is much better to fake
your way on board with fake ID as a bogus pilot or flight attendant then this easily fatal stunt.
Anyone planning to stow away needs to plan for where to hide from the security teams but also
avoid the retracting landing gear, do some research into the design of the aircraft and evaluate the
space one more time as you crawl in and attach your climbing harness taking into account any
attachments on the landing gear.
Avoiding the cold requires planning for many hours at forty degrees below zero F. Mountaineering
grade clothing must be worn paying particular attention to keeping your hands and feet from
frostbite and your head armpits and crotch well insulated to keep your core temperature. Some
aircraft have hot pipes that pass through the wheel wells which might save your hands or feet. Be
sure to eat a very protein and fat heavy meal before and carry water with you in durable bottles for
the flight inside your coat. Don't go if you are having any gas or ear problems at all the change in
altitude could cause massive pain and damage.
Oxygen is required since a modern jet flies between 35000 and 40000 feet, hypoxia kills most
airplane stow aways. A non-rebreather or even better a pressure type aviation oxygen mask mask
fed with oxygen from a paramedic type oxygen bottle will keep you alive and often even conscious
during the trip but don't expect one small bottle to last the whole flight, plan for blacking out at
altitude. Be sure to calculate oxygen use and carry enough or you will likely die from hypoxia.
Representative oxygen bottle sizes and duration at 15,000 ft not using a CO2 scrubber rebreather.
Cubic Feet 6 CU. FT. 9 CU. FT. 15 CU. FT. 24 CU. FT.
Capacity L 198 liters 297 liters 495 liters 792 liters
Duration 5:28 hours 8:07 hours 13:48 hours 22:42 hours
Bottle life will actually be better at higher altitude since each breath takes in less bottle volume.
Breathe slowly conserving oxygen, set the oxygen flow to just fill the reservoir bag below the mask
so you get a good breath without wasting. This chart is a guide, only trust your own research.
The rebreather design in Underwater Trashing will give you many times longer oxygen supply from
the same volume of oxygen because it doesn't waste good oxygen but recycles it scrubbing out the
CO2 waste. Be sure the rebreather system has a demand valve so you do not need to manually add
oxygen to your loop if you black out.
Once you have go so far as to prepare an oxygen system you should invest the time and money in
finding a quality parachute, that way as soon as the landing gear door opens you can jump and
avoid the security patrol at the destination airport and probably jail or deportation. This works better
if you arrive at night when people will not see the parachutist drop from a commercial airliner near
the airport.
Mail Yourself
Dead bodies in caskets and large parcels are frequently sent as air freight on passenger and cargo
flights. The good news is unlike a deathwish inside a wheel well the cargo area is pressurized and
kept at normal temperatures, the only thing missing is drink service, movies, and the dogfood
meals. Whatever you do make the packing list match your reasonable weight. Be sure you are
overnighting or next day shipping yourself or you could get stuck in a warehouse for a few days,
have a tool to break out in case of emergencies.
If you are going with the casket gig you will need a copy of the "death certificate" and a burial
permit, the good news is you will not need long term reservations. If you go out like the title
character in the film "Weekend at Bernie's" you should be able to make a few trips to Hawaii and
South America before you begin to smell bad. This trick should freak out the feds now they will
have open every casket to taser the corpses just to be sure!! Always have your straighter friends ask
for the bereavement discount as they accompany the dearly departing at gate 27, final boarding call.
In City Travel
Abusing the Bus System
Depending on where you are there may or may not be a public bus system, if you are lucky there
will be a big public bus system. This equates to free rides. Transfers are often color coded for the
day of the week, meaning a day old transfer is pretty much out, but most drivers won't check the
times on a transfer if it the right color. Check garbage cans near transit points. If you are feeling
more legit and younger looking many bus systems have a reduced fare for youth. Most drivers don't
bother checking ID.
If you are lucky enough to be in a city that allows people to enter at the back of the bus (ex. Ottawa,
Canada) just walk aboard and take a seat. This works best on the busier routes and there are others
getting on at the same time. The traffic pigs usually do a sweep at the beginning of each new
college semester to 'persuade' new students that it isn't an option. Best buy a ticket then and at the
beginning of the month, especially if the first is on the weekend. Corpgov will even hassle the
three-piece suiters about not having their monthly pass updated. Always keep enough money for the
fare on hand so you can talk your way out of it. If you're dressed in corporate camouflage you can
use the "I haven't had enough coffee today" line with a moderate degree of success.
Maps and Attractions
Most nicer hotels have free maps of the city that are often free for the asking at the front desk, also
check at big bus terminals and airport information stations for free maps. While in the hotel look for
the tourist pamphlets to see what attractions are available.
Community Cycling
Find out if a community cycle program like Cycling, Yellow-White Bicycle Programs exists.
Shuttles
In Las Vegas, senior citizens are very savvy when it comes to using the free inter-casino shuttle
buses. Since many of the casinos are owned by the same company (Station Casinos, MGM-Mirage,
etc.), they will have shuttle buses that go from casino to casino. Many have the timetables
memorized where they can walk to one casino, take the shuttle bus to the other casino, and walk the
rest of the way for free. Ask around.
Sail Away
While a bit unorthodox for a yippie, the suits have it right on this one,
sailing is fun and a very revolutionary way to live and travel. Being
disgusting spendthrifts once a boat gets "old" the yuppies have to upgrade
so they aren't shown-up by the Jones'. Most yuppies run the sails for looks
and are under power at all times, save a dinosaur use the motor only when
you have to.
Training
It is worthwhile to spend a few months getting familiar with your boating skills. A boat is not a car
you are at the mercy of the wind, current, and inertia. A power motor is a good idea for docking.
Accidents with boats can lead to a sinking or severe damage especially in a boatyard, some places
will land you in jail if you damage another boat and are uninsured. Look into a university sailing
team or post an offer to crew for free to locals out for a joy ride.
All of the advice in this article is great for a cheap abode and for the fun of it. However one should
never enter into the world of sailing lightly. The old saying that I've heard is that "The Sea is like a
woman; Know how to handle her and she will love you. Because if you don't know how to handle
her she will wreck you."
This is true and with this said it should be seriously recommended to anyone who is considering
taking up the sailing/boating route that they enroll themselves in as many safe boating and
seamanship courses as possible. Here you will gain much needed knowledge on how to handle the
sea and it's challenges. Some of the best instruction in seamanship is offered by the U.S. Power
Squadron and U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary. All of their classes are approved by the Coast Guard for
training purposes. One I'm sure would agree that it's better to never have to call the Coast Guard or
any other law enforcement than to have to perhaps explain your stash on board. Therefore with this
premise alone it's important to learn good seamanship and how to handle your boat. Also the classes
offered by the USPS and USCGAUX are usually low cost and rarely over $100 each. Also other
agencies such as your state's Bureau of Marine Resources may offer some boating classes for free.
In addition to this one may find some classes online for free such as the one offered in basic boating
skills by Boat U.S. which is on their website at www.boatus.com. Boating is not like car driving and
there are numerous more rules that one should be aware of in order to safely operate a boat. Also
one should consider investing in the Boater's Bible also known by it's official name, The Chapman
School of Seamanship Manual of Basic Seamanship. This book contains all that one needs to know
for safe boating skills from things as simple as how to tie an anchor on to what international signal
flags mean. It is an indispensable tool to boaters.
Crewing
Look for adds of people who want a crew for an ocean crossing to Europe, South America, or
Hawaii trip. Get to know those that want you for crew a little before agreeing to accompany them
on such a trip. There are stories of the free riders being treated like slaves in exchange for their food
while the yuppie owners sat around smoking (and not sharing) their doob.
Skipper
The skipper is one of the top reasons to choose or reject a boat. If she is a philosopher queen the
voyage may be hard but her leadership will keep arguments form going too far and working
arrangements fair. The captain is the heart and the head of the boat, defy her at your own and the
crews peril.
Sextant
If you like math or are paranoid that the aliens are going
to steal the GPS satellites learn to use a sextant. A sextant
just measures the angle between the sun, moon star, or
planet and the horizon. When combined with a stellar
movement book and an exact clock you can compute
your location on earth to within a few nautical miles.
Drugs
If you have a stash hide it well, the US Coast Guard feels
the right to patrol the high seas and search any vessel it
wishes.
Cargo Cruises
Old books mentioned cheap passage on cargo vessels. Our research seems to indicate that said
travel is still slow but in 2007 can cost as much as US$3000 to get to Europe or Asia form the North
American coasts. Stowing away on modern vessels is not such a bright idea either. With most ships
being either auto, container, or tanker there is a very small crew but this means almost nowhere to
hide with any shelter and nowhere to get food or water during the several week voyage.
Pirate Radio
It used to be European radio waves were full of pirate stations with great music and radical politics
immune from prosecution because they were in international waters. Since the signing of
international sea treaties a pirate operator transmitting on unauthorized signals may be boarded even
in international waters and the craft impounded by the offended nations navy or coastal police.
Building
One may wish to consider is to build their own boat especially if cost is an issue or finding a
seaworthy boat is an issue as it can sometimes be. There are numerous books out there on this.
Some of the best are those by George Buehler such as Backyard Boat Building, Howard I.
Chappelle such as BoatBuilding and the History of American Small Craft, and the Sharpie Book by
Reul Parker. These books all illustrate step by step how one can build a boat. A sharpie is one of the
easiest boats to build and will provide the added benefit of not only being a seaworthy craft but if
made of wood will lend itself to easy repairability anywhere in the world but also due to the hull
design allows one to go inland to many places many larger boats can't go. Which can be most
helpful if needing to find a good hiding location from which to plan your next move or just to
satisfy the need to get away from everyone and everything. Also based on our research a good
cruising sized sharpie could be built for less than US$1000 in 2007. The only problem might be
where to build but then seeing how a group of two or three could build them one in a matter of a
couple of weeks I would say that any State or National Forest or Park that lies on a gentle flowing
river should provide a good location on which to build. Just remember to camouflage your boatyard
so that Smokey (aka Forest or Park Ranger) doesn't come looking for you and practice good
woodsmanship so as to not start any forest fires or brush fires which could ruin your boat and
boatyard not to mention call much undue attention to you.
Good luck to all future children of Neptune and Poseidon but remember the saying that we
mentioned first. Safety should always be the first rule in dealing with boats.
Free Education
Teach Your Children Well
Even if your local school system is good, it doesn't hurt to also teach your kids a bit at home,
especially before they start school. Home kits like "Hooked On Phonics" teach kids to read in the
form of a series of games (It also gets them away from the mind-numbing TV set for a few hours!).
Many also find Montessori style learning useful.
There are many home schooling groups across the USA. Ask around, but remember that some are
rather far right-wing in scope, since many Christian fundamentalists see "liberal" public education
as a "corrosive influence".
Here are some places to start looking:
• Easy Homeschooling - http://www.easyhomeschooling.com/
• Homeschool.com - http://www.homeschool.com/
• Home School Free Stuff - http://www.homeschoolfreestuff.com/
• Home School Learning Network - http://www.homeschoollearning.com/
• Home School Legal Defense Association - http://www.hslda.org/
• HomeSchooler Network (Part of Family Education Network)-
http://www.homeschoolernetwork.fen.com/
Wikibooks has a number of educational books for kids that can be downloaded free of charge as
part of their "Wikijunior" project. Some books may be under construction:
http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Wikijunior
A number of the completed books can be downloaded from links here:
http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Wikibooks:Special_groups_department
If the Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts are not to your liking (or if they're not liking to you), consider
SpiralScouts International, an alternative youth group for boys and girls of minority faiths. If there
isn't a SpiralScouts group near you, they can help you start one. http://www.spiralscouts.org
Electronics designer and software developer Adam Pierce designed and built a miniature electronics
kit for his son for a few bucks worth of spare parts (which does just about the same as a $50 kit
from Radio $hack). Consider this for a kid who likes to tinker with stuff. The plans are here:
http://www.doctort.org/adam/homemade/homemade-kids-electronic-lab.html
Gulag Schools
Parents can send their unruly kids to prison. If you have ever heard of the term tough love or
reform school you will already know part of what a for profit "gulag school" is. Parents at their wits
end will search out almost any promise of a solution to "repair" their broken or "mentally
unadjusted" child. Some parents turn to psychoactive drugs like Ritalin or antidepressants. The
reform school or boot camp is arguably worse leading to a potential lifetime of damage and
depression and almost never the return to "normal behavior" that is promised by the salespeople.
Some of these programs take a minor outside of the borders of the United States to places where
they have no recognized human rights. Many staff members were abused in similar schools and as
we know the abused often go on to abuse. See: http://teenliberty.org for more information
How to avoid imprisonment or escape if abducted by a "boot camp" or gulag capture/escort team:
• If taken to any public place like an airport or parking area scream RAPE!! this will get
attention and people might help, make all the noise you can and beg for the police, and
straighten the facts out later. Buy yourself time and demand to see a lawyer once the police
have you. It is correct to use full force and violence especially if you are being taken by
surprise to escape, but expect the thugs to know basic hand to hand combat as well.
• File for emancipation, contact a lawyer from the lawyer’s guild that can help you get out of
your parents custody. If you are under threat to be disappeared to one of these POW schools
it is your responsibility to take custody of yourself and out of the hands of dangerous or
ignorant parents. If you must, go get a job to pay for the lawyer.
• Contact state, county, and local police, let them know you are under threat of being
kidnapped against your will and you will fight back to protect your freedom. Stay vigilant
once this threat is placed onto the table and immediately put a plan into action to seek
sanctuary with someone who is not involved with and who will not inform your parents.
Most adults over 25-30 including parents of your friends will buckle and turn you in once a
manhunt begins and police alerts go out. Ask your lawyer for advice, but even they might
turn you in. Contact county and state child welfare offices they may not always be
sympathetic but at least force them to take and file a statement, memorize the case number.
If you make a big stink when you find out most schools advise parents to delay enrollment
to catch you off guard.
• Have an escape plan in place if your parents decide in the end to send you away, most snatch
operations are done in between midnight and six AM when the victim student is expected to
be asleep. People are most compliant to capture at this time because their brain is sleepy and
moving slow. Know where every exit is (windows, doors, crawl spaces, attics, etc) and have
plans to avoid your captors and their handcuffs.
Expect most of these prison camps to be in wilderness areas, with some stashed water and warm
clothing survival and evasion are very possible, see S.E.R.E. and Get the Hell Out of Dodge for
some ideas. Consult a free lawyer, you might even claim asylum outside of the United States under
the United Nations Convention against Torture and Other Cruel, Inhuman or Degrading Treatment
or Punishment. http://www.unhchr.ch/html/menu3/b/h_cat39.htm
• Consider carrying some urban, wilderness, and road survival gear in your pack and keep it
with you so you can run at any time (as long as this will not alert your parents to your plans),
have a trusted friend keep a backup or stash one near your home, see Caching. Sleep in
durable dark colored pajamas, always put your next day’s clothes into your pack, and keep
quick sturdy shoes next to your bed.
These prison schools are often for profit or religious operations and much like they use pressure on
the prisoners/students they also lever against the parents to do the "right thing" and enroll or return
their escaped child into the hands of the mercenary prison-school guards. Your parents must know
that they have a right to see and remove you from the school at ANY time. Have trusted friends
keep copies of a list of code words to give to your parents so you can get codes in letters past school
censors if things get really bad. Your parents can go to local law enforcement (where the school is)
and demand that they release you if the school will not let you go; your birth certificate is a parent’s
proof of ownership (like a child could be owned) for purposes of release.
Some institutions employ cameras and microphones almost everywhere as well as restricting all
privacy by keeping staff guards in every room. In the paranoid environments students are often
required, at risk of punishment, to report dissidents or planned escapes or themselves be punished.
Use of discreet hand signals or tap code S.E.R.E.#Tap Code might let you secretly communicate in
an environment where you are not allowed normal interaction with other students.
Alternative Graduation
Get a group of revolutionaries, raise some money, and invest in home school materials. Have your
young comrades to withdraw from high school and enroll in your accredited home school program,
delete all the bad grades from their transcripts give them straight A's and send them to college.
One of our editors dropped out of public school at 17 with not even enough credits for an 11th
grader and probably below a 1.0 grade point average, they went to a church in their neighborhood
which had an accredited home school program. Eight months later they had an accredited high
school diploma and a 3.3 GPA. These grades were good enough to get a full ride scholarship from
the state and about two thousand dollars a semester from federal Pell grants. That two thousand was
refunded in cash since the state paid the tuition and fees.
Homework/Classwork
A good alternative to certain class homework is to find a website that has answers to questions from
your text book or assignments.
Also, many math text books have a section in the back with all the answers, just not the work most
teachers ask for. Make sure you use it to check you answers or for help on a question you don't
understand. This can be an incredibly useful tool! There are also websites such as Hotmath.com that
have tons of answers and even the work to get those answers. Hell, you may even learn a thing or
two by accident.
Cheating
Note: Although we here at the Steal This Book Today recommend doing whatever it takes to fight
CorpGov, education is still our best weapon. Why bother cheating your way through free
education? Use this time of your life to get some basics down. Stupid revolutionaries are easier to
catch and silence than smarter ones. That said, if you lose interest enough, or just need a slightly
higher grade, use these tips to your advantage.
There are many ways of cheating. Notable techniques are writing on the inside of fingers, and
writing on the inside of a carefully positioned and partially drained drink container with a dark
liquid such as coke or coffee or Gatorade in it. Positioning worksheets or paper with notes on them
under an adjacent student's chair works well, also. It's incredibly easy to just write the answers on
the desk with a pencil and erase it later. Cover it with your arm when the teachers walk by.
If you are in a math class that requires a graphing calculator, use it to your advantage! Write fake
programs that contain only formulas you didn't bother to memorize if you need to show your work.
You can put almost any amount of notes into a program line code like this. If you don't need to
show your work, write some programs (or befriend someone who can for you).
http://www.geocities.com/johnchenjohnchen offers some nifty program codes for both
mathematical formulas and games.
Lots of "badasses" in school write shit on their arms. Use this to your advantage! Come up with a
simple code that uses symbols seemingly completely unrelated to whatever test you have to take.
This can work in almost any math class in which formulas (but with no graphing calculators are
allowed) are key. Also, for foreign language classes, simple symbols that represent phonetic
structures can be scrawled all over your arms or hands to jog your memory for harder vocab words.
Get creative!
Morse code tapped with pencils or tiny hidden transmitters can be used to pool knowledge, but be
careful if everyone gets the same answers wrong you are screwed. This is also probably the easiest
way to get caught.
Most teachers know of all the tricks and get bored by the lameness of it all. Attempt to make friends
with the teachers if they're not total assholes. It'll make them a whole lot more accepting of your
alibi, but realize that a lie can really explode in your face.
Friends
Almost everybody in high school has at least one or two good friends. By the time you get to high
school, chances are you have made a good deal of friends...and it may be tough to make others.
If you're friendless in your high school, don't let your desire for friendship get the best of you. Make
sure that the people you keep in touch with are not using you for their benefit.
The most exciting thing to flip-out people is to simply say as little as possible to those around you.
People will have no idea what you are...a depressed teen, an angst-y goth-kid, a shy person, etc, etc.
This will get the attention of the fringe groups (goths/punks/skaters/stoners) who are looking for
another to join their rank-and-file. If you find a group you enjoy being a part of, cool...but don't let
them brainwash you.
Try to be personable and reliable. Find people you are interested in and be yourself around them.
Chances are, if you are all decent people, you'll get along. Try to enlist in as many classes that offer
inclusion with other grades as possible. There is nothing that can make you feel better about
yourself than befriending some cooler older kids with cars. You'll ba able to do the same when
you're their age, and become a positive force in someone else's life later on. Get involved in acting,
speech, music, and writing classes to show others what your true opinions and abilities are. The
more you show people what kind of person you are, the better someone similar will find you.
If you get in trouble and are punished by the pigs running the school it feels good and builds spirit
to have a large group of students who will be willing to protest for you. Making t-shirts and banners
and distributing them in large numbers to the student population can show that the administration
doesn't have full support and can lower their morale. The school can make life difficult for you for
this even though they can't prove you were somehow a threat to the safety and well being of the
school. Make sure kids know they can make life difficult for the administration and they can defend
themselves. It is important to realize that students only have limited first amendment rights in
school. The administration, on the other hand, doesn't have any at all.
Beware of fair-weather friends if you are causing mischief, as many will sing like a canary once the
principal gets them alone and promises they are not in trouble. Remember security culture: don't
involve anyone who doesn't need to be involved. See also Security Culture and
http://security.resist.ca/personal/securebooklet.pdf
Most importantly, remember that school is not the only place to have friends. If you join
organizations like Food Not Bombs or the People's army, you will make new friends, and chances
are they'll be more genuine than high-schoolers. Friends don't have to be your age, and friends can
be just as genuine on the Internet and outside of school.
Acting Nice
Nobody likes the two faced asses in this world who kiss up for advantage. Being your real self is
very important but it is also useful to learn acting skills in order to exploit unenlightened adults
including, your parents. If you can keep the adults around you guessing as to whether you need to
be placed into a situation of increased discipline or not, your acting might be the skill that will turn
the tide. Don’t throw away actions like some unrequited yard work around the house or homework
to battle the possible loss of other tiny freedoms. Be careful: your acting preparation might lead you
to sympathize with the other side when it is not appropriate, and you must guard against this.
Basically, if you don't show off and do stupid, pointless stuff, you'll usually get away with it. And if
you have to get in trouble, make sure it's something worth it and not just screwing around.
Teachers
There are many different kinds of teachers, each with different attitudes and grading methods.
Every type of teacher views their students differently: some see them as friends, others as a pay
check, and some view us as delinquents no matter what.
If you are lucky enough to get an idealistic new teacher, work on becoming his or her friend. This
will allow you special privileges like turning in work days late and getting high grades on poorly
done projects. Keep up the abuse, however, and, unless she/he is a codependent type, they will start
to feel burned and used. Wouldn't you?
Teachers start out fresh and shiny but usually start to burn out after a few years, who wouldn't from
the constant abuse from some students, these burnouts keep a few stars and leave the rest to sink or
swim. Try to identify and avoid the worst of these teachers when planning your classes. If you fail
to turn in work or fail tests they really won't care, don't expect any special effort from these teachers
especially if you are an alternative type.
Don't expect teacher stereotypes to hold true for all of the time with every teacher. Like you, they
are individuals. Remember your teacher is a worker and a CorpGov slave; don't make your
revolution on the backs of these often broken soldiers of education. Treat them as something more
than a tool or obstacle and you might gain something useful out of your time with them.
Blackmail
In the era of constant school sex scandals attention is fortunately being paid to unwanted and
abusive sexual advances. Unfortunately the systems put in place to protect the victims also becomes
a weapon for an under aged abuser. Don't think you can use a false and often effective charge of
abuse to destroy an innocent teacher no matter how mean or cruel they are. In two or three years
once you have gained more maturity (making a false charge like this would rule out any maturity)
the absolute destruction of another human will start to haunt you for the rest of your life. Causing a
teacher to become homeless because of unemployment and legal defense debt, go to prison, or
commit suicide is an unspeakable crime. Teachers are just CorpGov slaves like most Americans and
even when burned out and useless deserve better than this.
Protest Movement
Many traditional forms of protest are unavailable to the individual high school student at their place
of learning. Before a mass uprising strike or walk out can be engineered the student body must be
woken up. Direct action in the name of your protest front can help build this solidarity. Be sure you
have a cause that is worth taking direct action for, action for the sake of anarchy only denies the
serious students quality learning without bringing anyone to our cause.
Attention must be paid to what or who the enemy is and not just committing mass acts of sabotage.
For example blacking out the homecoming football game or dance would turn a large part of the
student body against your group, on the other hand blacking out power or disabling the heaters
before final exams might be viewed with great favor by many.
Leadership
While we are mostly decentralized, there is often a need to define what the aims of your movement
are and if there are concessions that you want from the administration. For organized resistance
there must be both a visible leadership that can be used to rally the students, as well as a covert
leadership that is hidden from the public eye just like in a POW camp. The public leadership is just
a figurehead, a decoy. As we all know, the cops and administration all want to find a "ringleader"
that can be eliminated to stop the distraction. This is why the public leadership must fulfill the
following list:
They must be prepared for any and all administrative action against them. They are the decoy
and all action will be directed against them.
They must be trusted completely and trust completely. If captured, and if the movement is
strong enough, there will be an effort to oust other members. Remember: never talk! A
common tactic of police is to tell you that a buddy of your talked. Don't believe it! Even if it
is true (unlikely), you can deal with the person later, after you get out. Above all: DO NOT
TALK!
The public leadership must be able to function on its own. There will be times when the best
laid plans go awry and the two leaderships are cut off. The public leadership cannot,
absolutely cannot, freeze like a deer in the headlights. Only with coordinated, concentrated,
well-thought-out, organized, knowledgeable, decisive leaders will you succeed. Yes, the main
body of the movement is important, but without leaders, nothing will happen. Look at the
Children's Revolution of the 70's, Abbie's revolution. They didn't have an organized
leadership and thus: nothing changed. Things have even gotten worse.
If any of these are unfilled, the entire movement can, and most likely will, fall apart.
The public leadership also can take care of propaganda, and other such things, freeing up the covert
leadership to focus on strategy for demonstrations, protests, and other direct action. To boil it all
down into a couple simple sentences: the public leadership takes care of everything public,
everything that is (generally) legal, if disruptive. The covert leadership focuses on everything that is
possibly illegal: flash demonstrations, protests, Black Blocs, riot planning, logistics, finance, etc.
Another good practice is to carefully test/train the covert leadership/division to be as normal as
possible. If there are any discrepancies in their behavior, the police will snap them up like flies.
Also, it would be a good idea for the public division not to know who the members are in the covert
division, and for the covert division to not know more than a couple other people in their division.
At least, until necessary. This reduces the risk of mass arrests.
However, to offset the paranoia of the last paragraph, remember this as well: Communication is
the key! Without communication, everything falls apart. Simple as that and no more to say.
Targets
There are several targets to make your presence felt by the teachers and students.
• PA System- if you can wire into the punch down board and have a remote activation of the
system your message can be heard any time you want, expect your modifications to the
system to be disabled within a few days of your first use.
• Cable TV- If your school has the hallway closed circuit cable you can often override the
signal with your own or take over the computer creating the signal.
• Utilities- Many states require operational water, sewer, electricity, and heating systems for
classes to be held.
• Keys- Many facilities have master keys which open just about everything in the school, try
to lift off of janitors or principals.
• School Computer Network- Get involved with so-labeled 'nerds', and use their knowledge to
hack the system. With this, you could do almost anything as far as spreading our cause. The
hackers are by the hacker code of ethics anarchist. They can also get some nice technology
for your cause...
Printing
Not really a take down target, more of a resource, although a well timed print order of radical
content to every printer in school might be useful, although it will surely increase security making
abuse more difficult.
But realy one of the easiest things to obtain for free at high schools is printing for our cause.
Printers are not really watched over. So find an abandoned printer, and do with it what you will.
Print hundreds of STW’s flyers, for instance.
In Internet Communications we discuss network hacking a printer from across the cube farm or
across the world. Most good IT managers lock that printer network port or server like Fort Knox to
unauthorized users, but did you notice any other ports on the back of the printer? You will likely see
at least one of the following a USB port, a parallel port, and you might be in luck and see a little
black plastic window somewhere on the front or side about half an inch, that is an IR port. Write
down the printer make and model number, have the right drivers installed before you start!! Now
waltz in with your laptop or PDA(that has USB) plug in and print, with IR it is even easier, from
across the room beam a postscript, PDF, or text file to the printer and grab the results once it
finishes.
Cameras
Cameras seem to be everywhere today. It would be nice to take a few out and allow free action
zones to our movement. Since walking up and smashing or even lasing a camera directly will leave
your face or at least body type and gait on the tape you will need to be more sneaky. A stickpin
through the coax cable or just cutting the wires will take the camera out for a short time. Make it
very expensive for the principal to play 1984 at your school, Don't talk about your delightful work
lest your dumbass classmates nark you out, there will be a police investigation if you get too
effective.
Leaving Home
Before you decide to walk out or not realize that this is a very serious decision, review The Street to
see the dangers of jumping out unprepared.
You have decided to bail, what is your motivation for making it only a week away and then
returning? If it is leverage against the folks be prepared for it to backfire. If you want to take control
and are ready to have to face the courts to defend it do the following (may vary from state to state):
• Go the GED office of your community college and sign up for the test right now(you may
have to be 18)
• Pass the GED test; you will be free of High School
• Take entrance exam if required at community college (even if you can't take your GED)
• Enroll for a term
• Begin preparing your application essays and documents for several serious universities
(Evergreen is one good choice)
• Find an apartment/room and if you must get a part time job
• Take the SAT as soon as possible
• File for emancipation or make a sham marriage with a cool partner who also wants out (or
who you really want to marry) take a vacation to a place that allows underage marriage.
Emancipation is automatic for underage marriage in almost all states.
• Once you are emancipated you can get student aid based on your own finances
• Get admitted to a real college with a few credits taken care of already
• Graduate and run away from America for 10 years or more after blowing off the student
loans!!
If you fail to plan your departure well you can expect a rough entry into the real world, again please
read out The Street chapter. Difficulty in finding housing alone has lead many teen break-aways to
unfortunate circumstances moving in with predators who open their doors only to trap new victims
or returning to abusive guardians. Do as much pre-planning as time permits, but do not let yourself
remain in a dangerous or abusive situation. There are many organizations that will help a teen
escape abuse but as always be ready to bail. Never accept help that involves locking you into a
"secure" school or overnight dorm, your freedom is as important as your safety, sometimes these
"safe" dorms are places of rape and abuse.
School Paper
Most high school papers are rags barely worthy of wiping with, since the censor oversight prevents
discussion of any serious topic. The most serious topic is prom decorations and football scores. It is
still often possible for an impassioned writer to be allowed an occasional editorial article so take a
chance, make the most of your opportunity proof and have your piece reviewed before submitting
it.
Another option is to form a activist club of some sort. With the current white liberal political
correctness movement minority and environmentalist target clubs will be given much greater
freedom of speech from the administration for fear of bad press. What’s the benefit to accepting
occasional administration oversight and a teacher advisory? You will normally receive a small
media budget including printing access as well as possibly even time off from class and school
assembly address time or PA system access for your message. There is no reason your underground
can't have a "legit" public front like this, as you divert some resources to your underground
movement.
The Cafeteria
School cafeterias are some of the easiest places to rip off. While in line waiting to pay, many people
eat some of their food. If you eat most of your food, you pay substantially less money. You can even
wait until nobody is looking and just walk to your seat. Simple things like these can save you
thousands of dollars a year. Keep in mind when you steal from high school cafeterias that lunch
ladies are not hired for their intelligence so sometimes grabbing some extra food when you buy a
lunch and the cashier may not even notice it on your tray. If you want to be more careful simply
stuff it in a pocket/purse or hold it at your side out of view and it might go unnoticed (this works a
lot better than you would think.), or simply hide smaller items beneath a packet of crisps or
something. This is zero-risk, as long as you can afford everything you're stealing, because it is not
obvious you are trying to steal at all.
In some cafeterias there is an 'in' and an 'out' line. You walk in one, past the counter and back the
other way to pay. It’s super easy to jack from these. Just walk up, calmly take your pick, and walk
out the way you came. This is best done when it is crowded and busy so that you can be easily lost
in the crowd if you happen to be spotted.
If you have a sweet tooth and your school has a separate booth for junk food and other random food
items ask for an item that requires the cashier to turn his/her back and stuff you pockets with as
much food as possible while their back is turned. Often the food line or bar will go unattended for
brief periods during which you can simply go up and grab a few items. If you want a free drink wait
until the cashier is busy and go up and grab a milk and tell her you forgot to grab yours with your
lunch. Normally she will just let you go since she is preoccupied with paying customers. Keep in
mind, however, that this cannot be done too often.
If you are ever caught by a lunch lady, it is important that you are apologetic so that you do not
attract the attention of any nearby teachers and you may be able to get off with a warning. If you are
unfortunate enough to have the lunch lady demand your name you can simply give her a fake name
assuming there are no witnesses around that will bust you later; if you cannot risk giving her a fake
name, don't sweat it, the normal punishment for food thieves at high school lunches is a slap on the
wrist and you may be required to write an apology to the lunch ladies. If this is the case, have fun
writing a ridiculous and overly dramatic letter and go back to stealing when you feel comfortable
with it again.
Another way to get free food that is fun is to save up enough pennies for a lunch and get at the head
of a busy lunch line. When you get to the cashier, pull out the pennies in a bag and begin to slowly
count them out. If you're lucky, and slow enough, the kid immediately behind you will freak out and
may insist on paying for your lunch. This is also a good way to cause chaos in the lunch room if you
can get a group of people to do it at every line.
Fake ID
Now, of course any young man or woman can steal Daddy's bottle of peppermint schnapps, but it
takes real thought to have an unlimited source of booze.
While the fake ID is becoming less and less common due to the Government's cracking down on
immigration and terrorism, all is not lost. A high-quality fake ID can still be found; just ask around
on Internet message boards. A good ID with a real state hologram will usually run from $100-$200.
The number one thing to remember is to play the age. Memorize the fake ID's birthday, address, and
other important information. Wear somewhat decent clothing. Actually, many fake ID dealers will
customize them, putting your own name, birthday (obviously not the year) and more on.
When looking for a store to use a fake ID/no ID in Amerika, avoid nice looking or chain stores.
Chain stores tend to train their employees much more for spotting underage purchasers. It's much
better to hit up Jimbob's Corner Store and pay an extra $1.50 for a six-pack than to lose a fake ID at
Wal-Fart.
A good idea is to see if you have any older friends, or buddies with older brothers, who look like
you. Stick to the memorization bit and, if it's a close enough match, you're fine.
Also, while it may suck, do not attempt to buy underage in liquor stores in Vermont, Pennsylvania,
Virginia, North Carolina, Alabama, Utah, Washington State, or Oregon. All hard alcohol in those
places is sold in CorpGov-run liquor stores...the whole point of that being that when profits are
taken out of the equation. There is little incentive in selling to young'uns. These places are also
equipped with ID scanners, black lights, and knowledgeable staff. In all of these states, however,
you can buy beer and low alcohol wine in corner stores.
Brewing
There is something truly Revolutionary about making your own beer. For about $100 in equipment
and about $20 of supplies for every 5 gallons of brew, along with some instructions from the
Internet, you can make [Insert Name Here]'s Pigfuck Ale! There is nothing dangerous about making
your own brew, most stories about people going blind or dying were over-embellished stories about
moonshiners making hard liquor in their car radiators (made with lead).
If you like harder stuff you can start with buying a good culture of wine or beer yeast in packets. A
fast yeast and fruit juice will make a batch of wine, which will leave a good hangover, in about a
week. If this is not concentrated enough get a kettle with a narrow spout, food grade tubing, marbles
or shiny aquarium pebbles, and a metal 3-4 liter olive oil can(or other food grade container).
Connect the tube to the kettle spout and run the tube into the can filled with pebbles, a hole punched
into the bottom will drip liquor into your container. Keep the kettle liquid temp between 78 and 100
Celsius degrees in the kettle. With practice and mixing other ingredients, very nice liquor can be
produced in your own home.
This is just to show you how simple it is to start, now buy a book or do some research to make a
good non-disgusting brew or shine don't sweat the failures we all had them, just keep trying.
Just remember not to drink and drive/boat/bicycle, unless you want to be president.
Drugs
See Free Dope for a look at drugs, more realistic than what they teach in the school assemblies and
health classes. Remember that if you are depressed, in danger, or homeless drugs are not the answer
but can make your situation much worse.
If you are experimenting for the first time:
• Try with someone close to you who also has some drug experience
• Be in a safe comfortable location
• Be in a good mood without any worries hanging over you.
In high school you brain is still growing, don't do the hard drugs they can really fuck you up and
leave you in the gutter or prison, stick to grass and shrooms, even acid and especially X (which is a
kind of speed) should be taken in the smallest doses until you figure them out. It goes without
saying that Rytalin and Adderal are counted in the hard drugs to mostly avoid.
Depression
High school is full of the social climbing and crushing competition games that will follow many
people for the rest of their lives if they choose to follow the CorpGov blue/white collar model. Most
high-schoolers reading this book are likely grouped into the looser class for being a little too
intellectual or withdrawn. Fuck those stuck up assholes. Get tight with your real friends and walk
down the halls of your school with pride; you are on average a standard deviation in IQ higher than
the average stuck up homecoming queen or party boy. The world will move under you while those
who seem to be all powerful now will live a life of store clerking or tire salesman. Meditate, learn to
breathe, exercise, and find something you do well, music is a major therapy. Never let some 12 step
fool or counselor make you believe you are crazy, an addict or worthless, lie to them if you must.
You control your own life; that is the way it must be and will be.
Suicide
In the past few years, high-school suicide rates have gone up dramatically. The CorpGov media
won't touch the subject and little is being done to combat it.
Remember, the light at the end of the tunnel is not the flash of a gun. The light at the end of the
tunnel is the light of freedom. The light of choice. The light of life. Maybe it's your own reflection!
The hardest thing you can do is work out the situation you are in and keep trucking. But it's worth
it. It's always worth it. Our lives are more precious and valuable than any of us ever realize. A life is
worth more than some girl or boy, more than revenge, more than money or property. Your life is
valuable to yourself, your friends, your society, your people, to us. Even the realization of
CorpGov's dream (Orwell's 1984), should never make you think of taking your life.
If ever you are made to feel worthless, ugly, or somehow or other unworthy of something,
remember: Belief changes from culture to culture, society to society. If you are made to feel bad
about yourself, it isn't your fault; it's the fault of the society you live in! The system really wants
you dead!! Fight it! Don't let the machine kill you, KILL THE MACHINE!! Join the anti-CorpGov
resistance and help other people realize how much they are worth!
Freshman Shock
For most students going directly from high school and their parents home in the suburbs straight to
an out of state university campus experience a bit of culture shock and they freak out. Freaking out
is OK and can be fun as long as you don't make any mistakes that you will regret. Be conservative
when experimenting with drugs and partying in an environment where you no longer have parents
to face in the morning. Experimenting with self control and motivation can also be a rewarding
experience. It is important to remember to keep your grades at a minimum level in order that you do
not loose scholarships, student aid, or even be placed on academic probation. We hate to see smart
people forced back to junior college for a few terms so they can get their grades back up because of
too much partying.
Another victim of the freshman freak out is the many young men and women who may have had a
reputation as being shy, geeky, or introverted that followed them through high school. It could be
that while your reputation pinched your social interaction in high school your desire to make a new
start with new people who have no idea about you combined with someone who may shower you
with surprising attention. How many of us ended up giving it up for the first time way too easily
just because some random older guy who showed us some sweet attention for a week or two and we
wanted to be big girls with them. A few months later when you are less naive you will realize that
most schools are crawling with guys with a life mission to play head games with young women just
so they can get lots of easy sex for sport and social standing among their mates.
Study
Important fields of study are philosophy, journalism, and global studies these and other soft liberal
arts which are not designed to directly get you a job but rather to form your mind into a useful and
dangerous tool. Economics and finance are key fields to master as the operation of the world is
based upon their flow and power. History of regions and periods other than our own provide
modeling to the behavior of those in power and how they appear to continually repeat themselves;
knowing the conditions and outcomes of events can help you analyze the present. Psychology if not
engaged too deeply is useful for helping determine the motivations of groups and individuals, strive
to understand beyond the politicized theories and take the useful tools hidden within. Law classes or
even better an intern with a lawyer who will help you understand modern (broken)legal theory is a
must.
Travel
It is vitally important to experience large parts of your education not only out of state but outside of
the United States. Europe is usually chosen by exchange students for fun tourism reasons although
valuable lessons can be learned there, the Middle East, Latin America, Asia, and Africa all offer
much diversity that is vital to understanding freedom and oppression and how to live under both.
China especially is an important learning laboratory to view aspects of the future planned for the
United States.
Downside
Do not be discouraged to find that some aspects of college hearken back to high school. The
majority of the student body rejects enlightenment and will stay true to their programming as
working drones in the world economic hive. Find others who are fighting for their freedom and help
them break free from their left and right wing blinders. A word of caution, those who may at first
appear to be radical and free in university can often be members of an old fossilized leftist
orthodoxy unable and unwilling to change, these faculty and their entranced student followers,
much like the College Republicans, are often dogmatic and unable to see or allow any point of view
other than their party line. Avoid too much close contact with these groups as they have been known
to cruelly attack those who stray from their one true path, but use them when you need bodies for
demonstrations or actions. These people have long lost most of their burning urge for truth and now
enjoy the power they have acquired and the safety of a university tenure. Many wonderful stories,
tactics, and lessons can still be learned by a true freedom fighter from the words of these washed up
former rebels.
Warning
We have known very radical freshmen to become mellowed and conventional by the time their four
years is over. We are talking about very direct action alternate lifestyle types. At some of the most
liberal private leadership schools you will likely be taught the importance of working within the
system. There can be merit in this for those who are seeking power inside the system, but we are
here to break the broken system. Do not become a gelding to the system, subvert from inside if you
like but be fearless and ruthless.
Student Loans
Student loans are of the perpetual debt slavery system in the United States. This obligation along
with home, auto, and credit card debt make it impossible to step outside the system beyond short
vacations for fear of loosing ones job and therefore ones whole life and accumulated material
wealth. Fear not, as the system stands even if you were to never pay another cent to these despicable
rate changing and illegal penalty gouging student loan accumulation banks and funds who are
guaranteed full repayment by the federal treasury for unpaid loans. An excellent way to disavow
your debt is to move to another country for around five years. The inconvenience of tracking a
defaulted loan over international borders is often too much work for these funds who can just as
easily write them off and get federal reimbursement. After several years you can approach the banks
and offer a settlement at between ten and twenty to one ratios. Student loans are not cleared by
bankruptcy and will damage your ability to take on new debt in the corpgov system, be sure you are
leaving behind substantial consumer debt when you default on the student loans.
Alcohol/Tobacco/Drugs
Although in many (read: most) High Schools, Alcohol/Tobacco/Drugs is easy to get, however
college is a paradise, full of drugs and booze.
Also, use the student health center as frequently as possible to score free shrink trips, and a bounty
of prescriptions. Usually you're required to be covered by Mommy and Daddy's insurance or by a
college health plan. Many colleges often have doctors that are paid off by the Medical Empire, so
acquiring scripts for great drugs such as Adderall (legal amphetamines prescribed for ADD), Xanax,
Ambien, and Ritalin are pretty easy. Just visit the prescription drug's website, find out what they
prescribe them for, then come up with a good story. Hell, that's what Rush Limbaugh did! Once you
have done this, you have a steady flow of pills to consume yourself or sell to others.
Money
Many colleges have work-study programs sponsored by the Federal Empire. You'll get paid federal
minimum wage, but you're exempt from some taxes.
Also, look at selling blood/plasma. Plasma is a lucrative business for short-term cash, ranging from
$30-$200 per time depending on circumstances or the blood bank's need. Also, smoking grass after
giving blood/plasma increases the high. Donating sperm is a way to quick cash as well. Unlike
blood donation, sperm can be donated every 4 days.
Furniture
The pickings are good as a college student in terms of furniture. No longer will you have to rely on
milk crates and boxes for your home decor, just wait until the end of the semester when yuppies
move out of their apartments. You'd be surprised how fast a station wagon fills up with shelves,
TV's, and fans just by passing by a dorm or student apartments.
Get Involved
If you are in college and you spend a lot of time in your housing...GET OUT! There are dozens, if
not hundreds of student organizations on every campus, for every faith, political affiliation, and
hobby out there. One of the most militant national student organizations is the Students for a
Democratic Society (SDS). There are hundreds of SDS chapters out there and the kids are ready for
revolution. They hold a national convention every year where major decisions for the organization
are made, though many chapters are forming local councils to coordinate actions in their city or
region. You can find more about SDS at: www.studentsforademocraticsociety.org
Also, note that it is very easy to provide an "alternative viewpoint" on campus radio stations.
Probably 1/2 of Amerikan Universities have them. If yours doesn't, go to a campus nearby. Chances
are, they have one and an empty shift at 2 am.
An advantage to doing the 2 am slots: You can speak freely about drug use and talk to stoners and
nerds that are awake at that hour, these time slots are rarely monitored by any college higher-ups.
Free Medical Care
Vinegar
Vinegar is a Miracle Drug, and it is one of the cheapest things in the grocery store. Rubbed into
your underarms and pubes it slows the growth of bacteria that make you smell all funky -- you can
use it to have at least a cleanish day if you're not carrying any deodorant. Rubbed on your face it is
very effective against acne. It can also be used to treat all sorts of skin infections, from crotch rot to
athletes' foot. Warm vinegar water is a good soak for skin infections, but if your skin is tender from
an advanced infection, it will sting like fire, so fold a bandanna or washcloth, wet it good with
water, and put a small sprinkle of vinegar on it, and gently pat yourself down if your skin is red and
tender. Sluice down your feet with it and rub the vinegar in hard between your toes if you have, or
even might get, Athletes' Foot. It works in about three good applications over a couple of days, on
even advanced infections, much faster than drugstore creams. If your skin is cracked and bleeding,
though, you're screwed and you need the drugstore creams or even medical assistance. Vinegar is a
powerful food acid, and will sting the living shit out of raw, tender skin, so test out a goodly dab on
you first to see how bad off you are before your screams echo in the bathroom, or behind the
church, or wherever....
Baking Soda
Baking soda, also known as sodium bicarbonate, is a good wet or dry deodorant for the crotch and
armpits it is also easy on the skin. Baking soda is also a toothpaste powder, a quick effective
antacid, add to your wash bucket with the soap to deodorize your clothes and bedding. Just don't try
to combine baking soda with vinegar. They produce a great deal of foamy bubbles when mixed.
Rubbing Alcohol
Rubbing alcohol can be used for cleaning out wounds and cuts if you don't have iodine solution but
it burns like hell and is not as effective. It can bring relief from a cold or fever when rubbed down
after a bath. Just remember that it is a combustible liquid, and has been denatured to keep people
from drinking it (You WILL get violently sick if you do!) and you can use it as fuel if you make a
soft drink can stove.
Witch Hazel
Witch Hazel is an excellent (and cheap!) astringent, and is good for stopping up shaving cuts and
reducing hemorrhoids.
Zinc Oxide
Zinc Oxide can be used to make a sunblock cream like old school lifeguards would wear on their
nose. Oil of cloves is good to numb a sore tooth. Mix oil of clove and zinc oxide into a clay, stuff it
into a dry lost filling cavity, then bite down on a cotton ball for a half hour to make a well fitted
temporary filling good for up to six months.
Charcoal
We are not talking about the commercial nuggets you buy in stores, most charcoal in stores has
chemicals added to it to help it burn. We are talking about burning a slice of bread to cinders on a
stove top (wait until there are no more orange flames coming from it). Both can either be
chewed(when cool) and swallowed or crushed and mixed into a glass of water and drunk(gritty but
quick). The charcoal absorbs the toxins from an intestinal infection giving your bowel a rest.
Taking charcoal when you have diarrhea is the answer in addition, to drinking clean or purified
water and light soup, for returning to health. Be careful not to take anti-diarrhea medications unless
you have a very mild case. The idea is to let your body eliminate the bad stuff inside you instead of
hardening it up and leaving it in you to keep you sick.
Acidophilus
If you have a fungal infection on any part of your body give acidophilus a shot before seeing a
doctor. It works wonders by displacing the fungal organisms and then staying to defend their new
territory. Acidophilus is either available from health stores as a powder in a capsule which is either
eaten or broken open and applied wet or in active culture yogurt which can be rubbed onto to
unbroken skin.
Natures Pharmacy
If you are out in the country or even near a park or woodlot you can access the bounty of nature to
heal your body.
• Diarrhea. Drink tea made from the roots of blackberries and their relatives to stop diarrhea.
White oak bark and other barks containing tannin are also effective. However, use them with
caution when nothing else is available because of possible negative effects on the kidneys.
You can also stop diarrhea by eating white clay or campfire ashes. Tea made from cowberry
or cranberry or hazel leaves works too.
• Antihemorrhagics. Make medications to stop bleeding from a poultice of the puffball
mushroom, from plantain leaves, or most effectively from the leaves of the common yarrow
or woundwort (Achillea millefolium).
• Antiseptics. Use to cleanse wounds, sores, or rashes. You can make them from the expressed
juice from wild onion or garlic, or expressed juice from chickweed leaves or the crushed
leaves of dock. You can also make antiseptics from a decoction of burdock root, mallow
leaves or roots, or white oak bark. All these medications are for external use only.
• Fevers. Treat a fever with a tea made from willow bark, an infusion of elder flowers or fruit,
linden flower tea, or elm bark decoction.
• Colds and sore throats. Treat these illnesses with a decoction made from either plantain
leaves or willow bark. You can also use a tea made from burdock roots, mallow or mullein
flowers or roots, or mint leaves.
• Aches, pains, and sprains. Treat with externally applied poultices of dock, plantain,
chickweed, willow bark, garlic, or sorrel. You can also use salves made by mixing the
expressed juices of these plants in animal fat or vegetable oils.
• Itching. Relieve the itch from insect bites, sunburn, or plant poisoning rashes by applying a
poultice of jewelweed (Impatiens biflora) or witch hazel leaves (Hamamelis virginiana). The
jewelweed juice will help when applied to poison ivy rashes or insect stings. It works on
sunburn as well as aloe vera.
• Sedatives. Get help in falling asleep by brewing a tea made from mint leaves or
passionflower leaves.
• Hemorrhoids. Treat them with external washes from elm bark or oak bark tea, from the
expressed juice of plantain leaves, or from a Solomon's seal root decoction.
• Constipation. Relieve constipation by drinking decoctions from dandelion leaves, rose hips,
or walnut bark. Eating raw daylily flowers will also help.
• Worms or intestinal parasites. Using moderation, treat with tea made from tansy (Tanacetum
vulgare) or from wild carrot leaves.
• Gas and cramps. Use a tea made from carrot seeds as an antiflatulent; use tea made from
mint leaves to settle the stomach.
• Antifungal washes. Make a decoction of walnut leaves or oak bark or acorns to treat
ringworm and athlete's foot. Apply frequently to the site, alternating with exposure to direct
sunlight.
Infections
If the infection is making you feel sick go to a clinic or emergency room! If there is a red streak
going up your arm or leg or the lymph nodes swell up when you have an infected wound this is a
sign of an advanced infection again get help! Some infections require intravenous antibiotics pills
are not enough and to not get them may kill you once the infection gets systemic in your blood.
Treat all infections immediately with antiseptics, vinegar, hot salt soaks, or antibiotic ointments
while they are small; pimples, ingrown hairs, scrapes and cuts, ingrown toenails, etc. these can all
get serious nasty and take you out of action.
Antibiotics
If you need antibiotics for an infection or illness and you really know what you are doing there is
currently(2007) an exemption for veterinary fish antibiotics. These are available both at pet stores
and online, do research and find about the brand before buying, some just divert regular meds from
the human antibiotic supply chain, you can run the numbers found on the pills to find out more. If
the antibiotics are expired it is usually not a problem it will just be less effective two or more years
after the printed expiration date, the exception is tetracyclene which becomes somewhat toxic.
Obtain a few bottles or packs of these meds before you or a friend needs them, this is better than
being unable to find a free clinic or depending on unresearched stuff from the neighborhood pet
shop.
Urinary Tract and Bladder Infections
If you have cloudy urine, pain in urination and frequent need to urinate you likely have a urinary
tract infection. The most likely cause is you have become dehydrated, even in cool weather, you
need to drink more clean water. If these are the only symptoms try chugging water and pure
(unsweetened) cranberry juice or crushed cranberries, if you can't get unsweetened cranberry juice
you can add lemon juice or vinegar to your water to make it very tart, this will acidify your urine
and help fight the infection, sugar in you food or drinks will just feed the infection.
If you begin to feel abdominal or lower back pain, blood in the urine, fever or chills, or worse yet
swelling of the feet or face you are in trouble, the infection has gotten to the bladder and possibly
the kidneys, you need antibiotics NOW!
Skin Afflictions
• For afflictions and infections which are hot and painful treat with hot moist towel (Hot
Compresses) elevate and treat if infected.
• If the area itches, stings, or oozes treat it with ice water soaked(cold compresses), if scabs
form add 2tablespons of vinegar per litre of water, once it begins to heal salv with a talcum
powder/water paste, as it begins to thicken or flake you can soften the skin with vegetable
oil. For bad itching an oatmeal paste or dyphenhydramine (Beandryl) might help.
• If a rash or redness appears where it is regularly exposed to sunlight cover it until it heals
• If a rash appears in an area which is normally covered from sun, let it sun for 20 minutes
two to three times a day
Tooth Abscesses
If you get a cavity that becomes a tooth abscess and no dentist will see you try to at least get on
antibiotics, the tooth will probably have to come out before it destroys your jaw, spreads to your
other teeth, infects your skull bones, or gives you blood poisoning. If the old string pull method
doesn't work look for a strong friend and filed down dull horizontal side cutter wire snips that will
grip around the base of a molar. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, brush your teeth
and floss.
Cold Injury
People forced out into the streets are at high risk to cold injury, many hospitals will illegally turn
away the homeless and there are few other places that will allow them to even remove their shoes to
rewarm and dry their feet. Alcohol and many drugs contribute to cold injury as does malnutrition,
diabetes, dehydration, and low calorie diets.
Trench Foot
Affected feet become numb and then turn red or blue. As the condition worsens, they may swell.
Advanced immersion foot often involves blisters and open sores, which lead to fungal infections;
this is sometimes called jungle rot. If left untreated, immersion foot usually results in gangrene,
which can require amputation. If immersion foot is treated properly, complete recovery is normal,
though it is marked by severe short-term pain when feeling is returning. Like other cold injuries,
immersion foot leaves sufferers more susceptible to it and frostbite in the future due to damaged
capillaries in the extremity. Immersion foot is easily prevented by keeping the feet warm and dry,
and changing socks three to four times a day when the feet cannot be kept dry. As quickly as
possible get to a warm dry place where you can keep the feet elevated.
Frost Bite
Frost bite is the result of freezing fluids in the body. Most at risk are the fingers toes and ears
followed by other parts of the extremities. DO NOT RUB OR SLAP FROZEN EXTREMITIES
this will greatly reduce the chance of successful recovery. Get to a hospital for treatment. If there is
no possibility of proper hospital care thaw the frozen areas in lukewarm water only if there is no
chance of refreezing, this will be very painful. There is a danger of gangrene and some damage
might need to be amputated. There has been some recent clinical success in using leaches to draw
blood through damaged capillaries to the finger and toe tips.
Winter Blues
Unless you are in a tropical location winter is the hardest time to survive any of our alternative or
low income housing strategies. Besides freezing our asses off and dealing with moisture, mold, and
illness there is another problem that often leads to many depression, drug use, and even suicide.
SAD, SDD, or Seasonal Affective Disorder strikes in the months of the year when clouds, short
days, and staying indoors reduces our sunlight exposure. Even worse is when we are often forced to
cover over our windows to prevent detection of our squats or to replace broken windows.
Alternatively the cheapest apartment rooms often have little natural lighting denying needed
sunlight.
SAD may set in so slowly you don't notice your sluggishness until you find yourself almost
confined to bed or badly depressed. Here are some non corpgov drug treatments, if these don't work
see a competent doctor or natural healer.
• Spicy food is thought to increase endorphins giving a temporary break from the depression
symptoms.
• Full spectrum lighting, find light bulbs that produce full spectrum lighting known to help
reduce SAD.
• Light box, for the worst sufferers a prescription to spend half an hour or more every morning
in front of a light box to stimulate the somatic centers of the brain.
• Exercise, we have found this to be the best answer, force yourself out every day for a run or
long bike drive up several steep hills(whatever drives up your pulse), exposure to the sun
and aerobic activity are both good treatments for SAD.
• The English and Cascadians are famous for their rainy winters and their tea and coffee,
caffeine runs up the metabolism and helps you wake up.
Watch out if you are working on quitting a drug habit, this will be the hardest time of the year for
most drugs even if you have been successful so far, plan ahead coping strategies.
Childbirth
In modern Amerika childbirth is treated as a major medical and surgical emergency. A c-section is
often recommended to give both the doctor and healthy mothers a way to avoid a painful and messy
birth that might happen at an inconvenient time. Women are forced to push a baby up into the air so
the doctor can easily catch the baby and the glory. Few mention the lasting pain and damage that
even the most modern c-section does to a woman.
Home birth is the natural alternative, good medical care through the whole pregnancy is essential,
but giving birth to a baby in comfortable and familiar setting is much better for many women in
most cases than having a baby in a super-germ infested hospital. Unless you are certain that there is
a problem and need to have surgery, giving birth in town near a hospital will have you as close to
emergency surgery as someone actually in the hospital.
Find a competent midwife and begin working with her as soon as possible in the pregnancy. Make
sure you are getting enough protein and green leafy vegetables. Keep track of your urine output and
baby motion. It is a big problem if you start getting high blood pressure, puffy face, or seizures you
might have eclampsia. It is nice to have your own quality stethoscope to monitor babies heartbeat.
When the big day comes be sure you have at least one competent helper preferably with pediatric
advanced life support training. Have plastic sheet or tarp and be ready for a mess. Most women like
to give birth on their bed but many first time mothers need a gravity assist like pushing while sitting
on a stool or toilet. Don't worry about breathing or timing, your body almost always knows what to
do especially if you are in good shape. Again it is a good idea to have an experienced midwife and
probably a good friend and a apprentice midwife.
It is a good idea to have oxygen and intubation equipment if there is someone skilled in their use (if
you are unskilled don't attempt to use a laryngoscope or airway equipment) , airway problems are
the most common problem at birth. If baby comes out purple before you panic try rubbing the baby
with a towel or blowing at their face forcing them to take a deep breath. In a rare worst case you can
start CPR and consider epinephrine IV or in the endotrachial tube.
Get baby nursing as soon as possible, this will help the uterus contract and slow bleeding. There are
herbs and medications that the midwife may give to assist in this contraction as does massaging
abdomen over the uterus. Piece together the placenta and look for any missing pieces, if these
remain inside they can cause very serious problems.
This information is in no way a substitute to a good midwife or doctor who will walk you through
your pregnancy and birth. After you experience your bright eyed natural home birth you become an
excellent candidate to begin learning the important skills of midwifing and birth coaching.
Nursing
If the baby doesn't want to nurse for up to 36 to 48 hours don't get too stressed, especially in larger
babies they have lots of stored food and water, being born is tiring for them. First time mothers
might need to manually pop out inverted nipples or use nursing shields at first if baby has trouble
latching on. If all fails and formula is needed try to avoid bovine or soy based mixes, we have used
a mix of brown rice syrup, goat milk, vitamin drops, flax seed oil, ask your midwife what she
recommends. Don't fall for WASP slave propaganda it is OK to nurse for two or three years if you
and baby like, many women are without their period during this time and enjoy natural birth control
for around a year and a half, it is good for bonding and great nutrition for baby.
Links
You can really take control of your own health care, it is your responsibility to study and research
when you have a personal medical disorder, the doctor has only so much time to spend with a
patient.
Some tools to help you are the book Where There is No Doctor by the Hesperian Society, it uses
simple language to explain treatment of most common injuries and disease. The Merck Manual of
Medical Information is the corpgov standard reference book for medical treatment and is available
in most large book stores and on-line; ask in a doctors office for their last years copy, you will have
symptoms, diagnosis, and treatment at your fingertips for most common medical problems. Merck
also offers a number of other medical books on-line for free.
The Merck Manual of Medical Information - Home Edition:
http://www.merck.com/mmhe/index.html
The Merck Manual of Diagnosis and Therapy: http://www.merck.com/mmpe/index.html
The Merck Manual of Health & Aging: http://www.merck.com/pubs/mmanual_ha/contents.html
The Merck Manual of Geriatrics: http://www.merck.com/mkgr/mmg/home.jsp
The Merck Veterinary Manual: http://www.merckvetmanual.com/mvm/index.jsp
Ignorance is no excuse in the eyes of medicine. Download and print these books from the Hesperian
Society:
Where There Is No Doctor: http://www.hesperian.org/publications_download.php#wtnd
Where There Is No Dentist: http://www.hesperian.org/publications_download_dentist.php
Where Women Have No Doctor: http://www.hesperian.org/publications_download.php#wwhnd
A Book For Midwives: http://www.hesperian.org/publications_download.php#midwives
You can buy paperback copies of these books as well.
Most of the equipment and medications can be obtained over the internee. If you want to stock
antibiotics and medications the best way to buy them is to find a veterinary supply who will sell you
standard human antibiotics and explain them as for use on fish, there is no difference in the meds
except you do not need permission from a doctor to treat your illness. Oral antibiotic use is safer
compared to intravenous antibiotics with rash and allergy being the most common side affect of the
oral antibiotics, contact a doctor and have Benadryl ready if this happens. Yogurt and probiotics are
a must if on antibiotics to keep your body from being totally stripped of its microscopic defenders
and helpers.
An EMT course which takes about one term is a valuable course to take, time in the field as a
volunteer will teach you even more, you will be better prepared to treat protesters as a medic and
you will be much more educated about your own body.
If you prefer more natural care there are plenty of remedies that you can make for yourself with
common plants, many practitioners give free classes on natural health care to gain patients.
Links
Government Run Health Clinics For Free : http://ask.hrsa.gov/pc/
Find a government run health clinic that will see you for free or reduced cost.
Unite For Sight Free Clinics: http://www.uniteforsight.org/freeclinics.php
Find a free eye care clinic in your area.
Planned Parenthood Locator: http://www.plannedparenthood.org
Find a Planned Parenthood Health Center near you.
List of Hotline Numbers: http://www.coolnurse.com/hotline.htm
A list of 1-800 numbers that you can call for many situations you may face.
Find a Covenant House: http://www.covenanthouse.org
1-800-999-9999
A free physical if you decide to check in.
Low-cost and free dental clinics: http://toothwoman.net/er/index.html
Check the phone book or at the local library for Dental Schools. Ask if they will allow you to
volunteer as a subject in exchange discounted (maybe even free?) dental care. You will have to fill
out a legal disclaimer.
Free Condoms:
If you live near a university, go to the health services office and ask for some condoms. Also worth
noting: many universities have 1-800 numbers (nurse lines) for their students to use to get medical
advice. Find the number for the university near you and call it if need be.
Abortions
Careful consideration must be given to what is posted here as this could easily be the most deadly
page in the book if used incorrectly. Women should use their own head in this most difficult
decision since the easiest way to get new rebels for the war against the system is to make our own!!
It is often too easily a decision made by parents, teachers, or friends and peer pressure to end a
pregnancy, use your own head and uterus in this decision this is YOUR body. Don't let Economic
decisions keep you from populating our cause, corpgov wants the best slaves and that means 1.8
kids raised from infancy only by suburban double income WASP's in corpgov schools and daycare
while the parents work their asses off. It is documented that Blacks, Hispanics, minorities and the
poor are overwhelmingly offered abortion while the "middle class misguided youth" whites are
encouraged to keep their pregnancy to delivery and give their baby away to a "good" family. Gotta
keep Amerika white.....
These are websites dealing with Herbal Abortions. This is not something to be taken lightly, as
taking herbs in the wrong quantity or strength can make a bad situation worse. Read all information
completely, and if possible, consult a competent sympathetic herbalist for more advice and
information!
• http://www.sisterzeus.com/Abortif.htm
• http://www.henriettesherbal.com/faqs/medi-3-7-abortives.html
• http://www.naturalmiscarriage.org/
• http://www.choicetolivewith.com/herbalabortion.html
• http://www.orgonelab.org/contracep.htm
• http://www.moondragon.org/obgyn/abortion/herbalmethod.html
Women's Health Specialists of California have an informative website on both abortion and
adoption. They have extensive information on Mifeprex (RU 486) an on the "fake clinics" that are
set up by right-wingers and anti-abortion groups solely to deceive women and talk them out of
having abortions.
• http://www.womenshealthspecialists.org/
Emergency Contraception: http://ec.princeton.edu/ (A good way to remember this is "not-2-
late.com", which routes to that site. Remember the hyphens!)
For those worried about religious or personal moral issues morning after pills or a proper multiple
dose of certain types of birth control pills is an effective attempt at preventing ovulation (release of
egg cell) thus preventing possibility of a pregnancy from ever starting, it is NOT an abortion of any
kind.
Free Communication
Original Free Communication
If you don't like the news, why not go out and make your own? Creating free media depends to a
large extent on your imagination and ability to follow through on ideas. The average Amerikan is
exposed to over 1,600 commercials each day. Billboards, glossy ads and television spots make up
much of the word environment they live in. To crack through the word mush means creating new
forms of free communication. Advertisements for revolution are important in helping to educate and
mold the milieu of people you wish to win over.
Guerrilla theater events are always good news items and if done right, people will remember them
forever. Throwing out money at the Stock Exchange or dumping soot on executives at Con Edison
or blowing up the policeman statue in Chicago immediately conveys an easily understood message
by using the technique of creative disruption. Recently to dramatize the illegal invasion of
Cambodia, 400 Yippies stormed across the Canadian border in an invasion of the United States.
They threw paint on store windows and physically attacked residents of Blair, Washington. A group
of Vietnam veterans marched in battle gear from Trenton to Valley Forge. Along the way they
performed mock attacks on civilians the way they were trained to do in Southeast Asia.
Dying all the outdoor fountains red and then sending a message to the newspaper explaining why
you did it, dramatizes the idea that blood is being shed needlessly in imperialist wars. A special
metallic bonding glue available from Eastman-Kodak will form a permanent bond in only 45
seconds. Gluing up locks of all the office buildings in your town is a great way to dramatize the fact
that our brothers and sisters are being jailed all the time. Then, of course, there are always
explosives which dramatically make your point and then some.
Press Conferences
If you have decided to reach out to the average sheeple Amerikan you have to dress to what they
expect of their leaders, a nice suit and tie (make sure it is not shiny in bright light). Pack your suit
and shoes in a garment bag to keep them clean and unwrinkled. Get dressed right before the
interview and have a friend check you out. Clean paper towel can be used to emergency re-shine
black shoes. If there will be lots of lights and TV crews filming it could be useful to have a stage or
TV expert apply a layer to reduce the shine of your face.
Keep your comments short, plan statements so they can't be easily edited out of context. Plan for
baiting questions from unfriendly CorpGov press and rehearse smooth answers. Don't get angry at
the reporters. Try to get friendly reporters who can rescue you, but always remember that not all
reports are your friend even if they play the part. Anything you say, even an aside that was not
meant as part of the interview, can end up in the report. Take some hints from Public Speaking. If
possible get a brother or sister to tape the interview with a quality digital camcorder, HID light, and
decent microphone for archival and to counter out of context chop clips by the CorpGov media.
Radio
Small Broadcasters
Check out the 88 to 91 MHz range of the dial. These stations are licensed by the FCC for non-profit
broadcast. This includes not just NPR affiliates and national syndicated religious programming, but
local and college broadcasters. If you live near a college or university, be sure to check out their
radio facilities. Many are quite large, sporting FM and AM transmitters in the kilowatt range. These
stations usually have their own FCC licenses, and are fiercely independent. There are a variety of
opportunities, both as music DJ and other programming, and usually are willing to let community
members get involved.
Shortwave Radio
In an age of snooping and censorship, Shortwave Radio can be a godsend. International broadcasts
can provide different perspectives on a major news event, as well as providing information that may
not be available from corporate sources. Some stations, like Radio Habana Cuba and Radio
Pyongyang (of North Korea) have a heavy political slant to their reporting, while the far-right
conspiracy mongers who buy air time on US commercial stations often drift into the political
Twilight Zone.
The BBC (British Broadcasting Company) World Service is a great source of news and info, but in
a cost-cutting move, stopped almost all their entertainment programs on the World Service as well
as discontinuing beaming signals to North America. They now focus on satellite radio (Sirius and
XM) and licensing programs to NPR stations. However, you can pick up the BBC's Asian, African
and Caribbean services in many parts of the USA. You can also listen in on the Internet for free
(http://www.bbcworldservice.com).
When buying a shortwave receiver, get the best you can afford. Cheap radios simply aren't worth it.
While the many "wind-up" radios, like the Baygen Freeplay models, are good in an emergency,
you'll need a serious radio for serious listening.
If you can, get a radio with continuous tuning (150 to 29999 kc) and a Sideband filter so you can
listen to the Hams and Pirates. If there's an Amateur radio swap meet where you are, go there and
ask a lot of questions. See if you can get a good deal on a used receiver. If someone mentions a
"boat anchor", that's slang for an older style desk top radio. The name comes from the fact that since
they use vacuum tubes, they're quite heavy.
A radio is only as good as the antenna, so if you don't have the space or budget for an outdoor
antenna, you can use an indoor longwire antenna. Get 40 feet (a little more than 12 meters) of
insulated, triple-braid copper wire and an alligator clip. Trim off just enough insulation to attach the
clip to the wire, and then attach the clip to the telescoping rod antenna on the radio. Either lay the
wire flat on the floor or tack it onto the wall (Don't worry if you have to bend it along another wall).
Just remember not to attach the wire to any electrical outlet or any electrical appliance other than
the radio, and don't drive any staples or thumbtacks through the wire. You don't need to ground the
antenna, since you're using the existing ground in the radio.
The closest there is to a "TV Guide" to shortwave is the Passport to World Band Radio, published
annually by International Broadcasting Services. There is also the World Radio-Television
Handbook, which covers the whole broadcasting industry (AM, FM, TV, Longwave, Shortwave)
and is very tech-heavy. Popular Communications (known by techies as "PopCom") is a monthly
magazine that covers almost all facets of radio and TV broadcasting from many technical angles.
The centerfold always has a listing of shortwave broadcasts and times.
Broadcast times are set by Coordinated Universal Time (UTC), which is also called Greenwich
Mean Time (GMT), and is the local time at 0 degrees longitude. UTC is posted in a 24 hour
standard (That is, 2 AM is 0200 and 2 PM is 1400). You can find what UTC is where you are by
tuning in time signal stations WWV or WWVH at 2500, 5000, 10000, 15000 and (WWV only)
20000 kc. If you hear a "tick" once a second, wait for a voice announcement saying "At the tone, --
hours, -- minutes, Co-ordinated Universal Time." In Canada, there is CHU, broadcasting at 3330,
7335 and 14670 kc. They broadcast their timechecks in English and French, beginning with "CHU
Canada".
Very important: If you are listening at home and using an AC plug for the radio, get a surge
protector and use it! Batteries don't feed line noise and will often improve reception as will being
far away from power lines or running vehicles.
See also Guerrilla Radio
Crystal Radio
If you get bored or cut off from news outside make a simple crystal radio set, all you need is some
wire aluminum foil, a telephone handset, antenna and coil wire and a diode (or pencil and razor
blade), no battery needed! If you find a wall wart transformer or almost any electronic gadget you
are almost set except for the telephone handset speaker (a Piezo speaker disk might work but sound
will be crap). Take a diode and put it in parallel to your
earphone, run one wire to a ground like a water pipe or ground
and the other should be strung out as long as you can make the
antenna, if a ground is impossible string both ends as long as
possible, making a dipole antenna. At the center between the
antennas or antenna/ground wire you will place your stacked
foil capacitor and a coil of wire around a straw or
bottle(anything non-conductive even air). Play with number
wraps and alignment layers of foil(with plastic or paper between) this is your tuner/variable
capacitor. If you need to join copper wire strands for a longer more effective antenna knot and crush
together with a piece of metal if you are unable to solder them.
see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_radio_receiver
and http://sci-toys.com/scitoys/scitoys/radio/radio.html
Making Music
One of the most overreaching arms of Corpgov is the entertainment industry. It once was that a
creative enough musician could tap into the unlimited power and greed of the king to outlaw
performance of his work by any other artist, this copy-right included a bribe to the king or a royalty
to make the deal interesting to the king. The framers of the US constitution saw a role for limited
copyright and patent that would encourage people to create new works for the purpose of earning a
living by giving them a monopoly for a few years on the works produced, a right that could be sold
for cash up front to someone else.
Today with the power of massive CorpGov our fascist system of business to government
entanglement, large mega corporations like Disney were able to find favor with the US
congressmen with promises of cash for the election arms race if they would kindly extend the length
of copyright to 70 years after the death of the artist. They had to keep the mouse in prison for fear
that derivative works might be made from him similar to what Disney does with stories like The
Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast or The Jungle Book, all of which are based on Public Domain
works.
In a world where we boycott the industrial evil or when copyright is no more we must make our
own music. Our limited budgets need a way to still make our art and distribute it. Music is a
medium to convey a message that might not be received from print or public speeches.
Instruments
These portable musical instruments will help you tell a story, make some money, and entertain your
friends, sometimes all at the same time. For the "classy" instruments more money can be made if
you wear a nice suit or dress while performing. In times of great stress a skilled musician is in high
demand even if availability of cash is scarce. Barter is good payment, food and bed topping the list.
Conversely an out of tune instrument or lack of skill can grate on nerves even if the player is
enjoying himself, so start out practicing in a secluded area.
Harmonica
The harmonica is the hobo's friend. Easily stashed in your pocket a harmonica played on a street
corner with a cup out will often pay your expenses for the day. Look for a quality instrument and
carry a spare in case you break a reed.
Clarinet
Lightweight wind instrument, the clarinet is an excellent accompaniment to a piano for plays and
background mood music by itself. Most clarinets break down to several short pieces that will easily
fit in your pack. Always carry several extra reeds.
Building:
• Cut a piece of pipe to 15 inches.
• Make the reed mouthpiece, saw or sand to fit the reed, do the final fitting by hand with
sandpaper, alto sax reed seems to fit this pipe best. The slope of the pipe must be steep
enough that the thickest part of the reed is right above the location for the screw, not the
sloped part.
• Drill an angled hole for the reed screw into the pipe above the angle cut area of the pipe
making sure that the screw hole is at an exact right angle to the reed.
• Enlarge the hole in the reed so the screw is not threading tight into it.
• Carefully thread the hex cap screw in.
• Try blowing the reed, if the reed just sticks down you need to reshape the pipe with sanding
paper until you get the proper reed sound, about 1/32 inch gap is needed.
• Finger hole tuning is by carefully reaming the opening diameters, you either need to have a
very good sense of tone or a tuning fork to make the right hole diameters. We will now need
to remember our octave of Do, Re, Me, Fa, So, La, Te, Do.
• With no holes try blowing, you want to hear a match to A3 Do, shorten the far end of the
pipe until you get a correct tone.
• Now drill 1/8 in. holes at the following distances from the reed end of the clarinet in inches:
Thumb(bottom) Do 7.54, Finger Holes Te 7.79, La 8.89, So 9.89, Fa 10.89, Me 11.89, Re
12.89
• Starting from the farthest holes tune each hole by carefully opening up the holes.
• Run a dowel through the pipe to clean out attached shavings as you work and carefuly carve
and sand the edges as you tune the holes so they are smooth
Patience is required or you will open the holes too wide and ruin the clarinet. If you like you can
lightly sand and paint your clarinet flat black, or your favorite color but be careful over the holes as
this might put it off tune.
Flute
Flute music gives a high pich that carries for a long distance, useful for rallying the troops at a
demonstration along with drums. Drum and flute hearkens back to revolutionary war days which is
part of our vision.
Violin
Violins and fiddles are lightweight and their mellow sound is great for short gig's at pubs, coffee
shops, and restaurants. Portability is the reason why nomads and those constantly forced to relocate
like Roma, Jews, and Pavee are known for playing the violin. Learn to make a violin.
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Guitar
A guitar with its powerful natural acoustic amplification works well for intimate performances or
large groups.
Drums
Portable drums are readily available for traveling musicians, they are great for accompanying or
solo work. A simple snare drum or wood blocks are excellent for working a few gigs while mobile.
Nothing says march on like a drum, if you are part of a demonstration and don't want your nice
instrument damaged by the pigs just use your drum sticks and a plastic bucket, find buckets that
have the tone you want by tapping everything.
Keyboard
If you are on the move a real piano is not an option unless it is already on site, a portable electronic
keyboard can be plugged into a mixer and pumped out the amp during a performance. Roll up
keyboards are considered by most to be inferior due to the bad tactile feedback although this is the
most packable way to have a keyboard. If a keyboard has a MIDI or USB port that means it is ready
to be used with a computer with the correct cable and software.
Kazoo
A very simple instrument that can be used for comic effect. If you can hum, you can play a kazoo.
Homemade Instruments
If times are truly tough, or you want to go Hardcore DIY, you can build your own instruments. This
style is often called "Washboard" or "Skiffle" and often consists of one person playing a "regular"
instrument like a guitar, accompanied by a junkyard full of homebrew instruments (See the Little
Rascals/Our Gang short film "Mike Fright" for a great example [1]). Here are links to information
or inspiration on building your own instruments:
• http://www.geocities.com/danielbruner/home.html Dan Bruner's Website - Featuring plans
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• http://www.ehhs.cmich.edu/~dhavlena/ Webpage of Dennis Havlena - Featuring plans for
various instruments made from scrap or easily obtainable materials.
• http://launch.groups.yahoo.com/group/cookietinbanjo/ Cookie Tin Banjo Yahoo Group
• http://www.rhythmweb.com/homemade/ Homemade Percussion at Rhythmweb
• http://www.junkabilly.com/instrument_index.html Junkabilly - Photos of the artist's
homemade instruments.
• http://home.earthlink.net/~jbertles/ Bash the Trash
• http://www.grannysstore.com/Wilderness_Survival/flutesndrums.htm PVC Flutes
• http://www.simplespanishsongs.com/RECYCLED%20INSTRUMENTS.htm Recycled
Instruments
• http://cigarboxguitars.com/ Scotty's Cigar Box Guitars - Information and plans.
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Production
If you want to really pump music to a crowd or you wish to record and distribute the tools are now
affordable to even garage bands, all that is needed is some skill in the trade.
Software
There are many free open source options to mixing and recording software in addition to the non-
free options.
• Audacity - Audacity is a free, easy-to-use audio editor and recorder for Windows, Mac OS
X, GNU/Linux, and other operating systems. You can use Audacity to record live audio,
convert tapes and records into digital recordings or CDs, edit Ogg Vorbis, MP3, and WAV
sound files, Cut, copy, splice, and mix sounds together, change the speed or pitch of a
recording, and more!
• Ardour - Ardour capabilities include: multichannel recording, non-linear, non-destructive
region based editing with unlimited undo/redo, full automation support, a mixer whose
capabilities rival high end hardware consoles, lots of plugins to warp, shift and shape your
music, and controllable from hardware control surfaces at the same time as it syncs to
timecode.
• http://sound.condorow.net/ Sound and MIDI software for Linux
Amplifiers
In a mobile setting 12 volt amps might be used in place of expensive generators and standard
hardware.
Speakers
A song that sounds great on a set of really nice, expensive studio monitors might sound like shit on
a standard boombox. Conversely, a song that sounds superb might sound weak and boring on some
nice speakers. When recording and mix, be sure to listen to your mix through as many different and
commonplace speakers and you can. A good idea, after mixing some tracks, is to burn a cd-r and
listen to it through a portable CD player, a car stereo, and some standard computer speakers. Know
that if you plan on posting exclusively on the web, some people only listen to tunes through their hp
brand 2 volt computer speakers. Especially be weary of the volume and tone of bass, cymbals, and
high-end stuff like guitar solos or violins.
Your best bet, especially if you are working with few people in a home studio, is to invest in some
nice headphones.
Recording
Recording Studio
The acoustics and sound insulation of the recording studio is very important. While studios cover all
walls with foam, an acceptable home studio might be made by choosing a quiet room and covering
the walls and ceiling with blankets or carpet to dampen reverb. Empty egg cartons taped or glued to
the wall will break up and dissipate sound waves more effectively than standard flat walls. Old
carpet, packing foam, couch cushions, old clothes, or even newspaper can act as effective sound
insulation.
Dirty electricity can be a killer for most amplifiers, causing unwanted buzz during moments of
silence. If you get this type of constant buzzing, look in Radio Shack or audiophile-type stores for
power strips that offer the capability of "cleaning up" electricity.
Always be sure to safely store and lock up all of your equipment. Do not be too casual about letting
people know about your space and equipment, as these spaces are prime for theft.
On Air
If you are feeling dangerous pipe a high quality feed over the Internet with software like VLC
www.videolan.org to your Guerrilla Radio station elsewhere in town as well as to Internet users
across the world. Keep the studio and transmitter operations separate as possible so the pigs won't
confiscate your studio if they make a bust.
Distribution
The plastic and vinyl days are quickly ending, many bands release exclusively on MP3 or our free
Ogg Vorbis format. Introduction onto the Internet and sharing networks will get your music
available but it helps to have prominent bloggers and reviewers mention your work so that people
will know to look for your work. Wheatpasting and free public performance will increase interest in
your work.
Free Software
As we are fighting to break free from corpgov we should be freeing our computer systems as well.
Linux and BSD are free as in take one you can have it for no price but much more importantly it is
free as in liberty do with it as you see fit. The fact that the code is open to review makes it more
secure as anyone catching a security bug can update or notify the project. This makes for our
favorite operating systems and accompanying software to be capable of being very secure against to
hacking, viruses, and exploitation remotely or locally.
Live CD Distros
A good way to start off is to play with a live CD distro like Knoppix and then after you feel
comfortable and are interfacing with other Linux users dual boot with your old OS and linux. It
feels very liberating to wipe Microsoft off of your disk but it might be useful to have for some
programs. Anything you do in MS windows can endanger the data on your whole disk even the
Linux sections to damage from virus, remote exploits, and general shoddy software execution.
Ubuntu
Ubuntu is considered by many to be the easiest for beginning
users but it is based upon the stable and powerful Debian a real
workhorse of an OS. Visiting the Ubuntu website you should
find a link for a free Ubuntu install disk which at least in 2008
they would mail to you for free usually within a month.
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Staying on Windows
If you are chained to Windows install open source free software and use it as much as possible
instead of purchasing locked down corporate junk (or just use a live cd).
Open Office is as good or better than Microsoft Office and more importantly, it doesn't cost $100+.
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Also, visit Sourceforge for tons of free windows apps. Sourceforge is all open source and there's
over a hundred thousand active projects there and more than a million users. http://sourceforge.net/
A dicey alternative to open source is BitTorrent. Using sites such as The Pirate Bay and TorrenSpy,
you can find copies of almost every single piece of slave software available. From Vista to Office,
Age of Empires to BioShock, everything is at your fingertips.
Music
In Making Music we discuss free audio authoring software.
Wikipedia
Wikipedia is an enormous resource, a real Hitchhikers Guide, when you have Internet access. There
is now an open source free project which brings Wikipedia to your hard disk so you have access
even when offline, visit http://www.softlab.ntua.gr/~ttsiod/buildWikipediaOffline.html for how to
get this running in Linux and potentially Windows and Mac.
Free Telephones
Need to make a call, but lack a phone? Short on cash? These tips will help you make your phone
calls for free.
Payphones in a Pinch
This method is quite simple, and quite easy. It is quite reliable, since it relies on the greed of
corporate Amerika.
Countless companies, groups, and organizations promote their brand/name by plastering it on
phonecards, which they proceed to give away for free. They're not terribly generous, typically only
10 minutes, although sometimes as many as 100 at a time, but it's usually enough for a quick call or
two. Furthermore, due to the way they're given away (handed out by greeters in stores, free postal
shipping, checkout line item, etc.) they can be used to get some anonymous call time (when used
with a payphone.) Obviously, you can only use the cards that offer a 1-800 number to call through --
but almost all of them do. Unfortunately, the greedy bastards at AT&T a certain major telecom
carrier imposes a multi-unit surcharge for calls from payphones -- but thankfully their cards aren't
commonly found as giveaways. Carry a variety of cards from a variety of different carriers -- this
way, if one carrier's access number is blocked on it's competitor's phones (or some other similar
corporate backstabbing), you'll still be able to make a call.
Whenever you get the chance to stock up on these, do so -- grab handfuls. A pocketful of 10 and 20
minute calling cards will give you a good number of phone calls, and should allow you a chance to
communicate no matter where in Amerika you are.
Calling cards must be used carefully, the charges that go back to the company report the phone
number and city that they were used from. A basic rule is one card for one phone, seeing as all pay
phone are tapped due to the unPATRIOT Act, from then on, track you by following the calling card
account wherever you use it. One way to avoid tracking is to buy or get calling cards only in the
city you will make the calls, then your movement can't be usefully tracked as you travel place to
place. One free calling card to destroy right away is the one sent to you as a gift from ANY
company that you owe money to. This is a simple trick to collect the numbers of your friends so
they can harass them as well as hopefully finding the phone number of the place you are staying.
Phone Taps
A small cheap one piece telephone and some alligator clips can help get you a phone call. We have
even seen tiny phones as small as a pager with a belt clip and a hands free ear-piece, now chop off
one of snap in tips and add alligator clips to the center
two wires, perfect! This cheapo lineman's handset will
clip into most phone boxes worldwide, you just need to
try the wires until you get a dial tone. It might be that the
location you are trying to use has a digital phone box this
will likely fry your test-set, that is why you make this
gadget from a real cheapie. Look for a phone plug in the
room you are using or outside houses and businesses.
You can get in legal trouble for this of course but if you
keep your calls to 800 numbers and use a calling card
you will not increase a home phone bill for your host, we
at war with corpgov not Amerikan Sheeple. (Remember to pay for your calling card in cash to help
prevent tracing and never use the same card from two locations.) The center white/blue or red green
on older cables will be the pair you want to attach clips to on your handset as these are the live pair
on single line phones. Now that you have a dial tone you can connect your laptop or PDA modem.
In addition to your clip on cable a regular RJ-11 plug cable is useful for punch down boards and
phone boxes which have a test jack, many of these boxes are not locked. It might be smart to have a
spool of narrow gauge speaker wire in your pack, connect your phone set and lay out wire to behind
a shed or into a ditch, you will be free to operate out of sight for a longer time hiding from nosy
neighbors. If you are doing some investigations and want to tap the phone line instead of making
calls install a switch to disable the microphone on your handset. If you are really paranoid tape a
fingernail clipper to your long wire, if a pig shows up clip the line and pretend you are on a cell
phone call.... Walk away!!
Phreaking
Most of the old 2600Mhz type hacks to the bell phone system have stopped working, the last North
American in band tone controlled exchange closed in Minnesota in 2006. No more classic
phreaking.
GSM/CDMA hacks
Currently, there are no known widespread modifications for modern GSM/CDMA phones. The few
systems that used to have free calling workarounds have been discontinued/patched.
Pretty much all Internet communication is or can be monitored by the authorities. Certainly, once
you're identified as a dissenter, everything you do will be watched.
This section lays out ways to work within this environment and ways to, in some cases, get around
the overseeing eyes of Big Brother.
Email
Webmail
Webmail is now cheap and plentiful. Just remember that the contents are readable by anyone that
your company wants to give access to, even if you have deleted the messages; many services just
make them invisible to you while still keeping a full archive for the cops. If you are ever in jail or
any institution, make a new account and don't e-mail anyone but non-activist friends and family, as
your email and surfing will always be watched.
When using webmail (or generally browsing), try to use a browser like Firefox, which has many
extensions that are perfect for hiding/deleting/encrypting your history or your searches or your
email content.
Freenigma is a Firefox extension for encrypting emails from Yahoo or Gmail.
Local Email
Local download email is the original way to get your email, but your information is saved on your
hard drive by default. You read files that are downloaded automatically to your drive by your email
application. Everything you send and receive, in addition to being kept by the email server in the
same way that webmail works, is also stored on your drive.
The files are deleted from the server and saved on your computer. Often, emails remain on server
backup even after you retrieve and delete them. All of these emails are readable by a pig who gets
his hands on your laptop.
Whether using local email or webmail, your emails are kept on a server. ANY and ALL Internet
communication can be intercepted or monitored.
Photohosting Sites
Photobucket.com, Imageshack.us, Flickr.com
in your photo directory and date and camera information for all of the .jpeg and .jpg files will be
stripped. If you are a Windows or Mac user just select and copy the part of the pic you want to the
clipboard, then paste into a paint program and save.
Indymedia
Indymedia is a news site for an alternative viewpoint. It is a very activist source and covers activist
news.
Many news sites now include a discussion area at the bottom. This is usually not read by the regular
news viewer and is mostly a place for debate between posters.
Network Printing
While not really getting your message out ON the net, you can really get a radical message OVER
the net to unexpecting audiences. If you can make an exciting eye-catching flyer, people will
recognize and grab your work. You have to figure out how to get past firewalls from outside or even
print at your own corpgov job without getting caught (or, print it on the day you are fired). Print
servers are also often unpatched for security and become a great scan server to use in initiating
attacks on the network. Another fun idea, if you figure out the printer admin access, is to upload a
script on the day you quit that bank job that will regularly print radical messages, posters, or even
this book until the IT department wipes or junks the printer or server. However, attacks which
involve printing out all of the ink and paper are not usually warranted as we are not at war with the
trees.
Most schools offer computer labs and allow students to print a maximum number of pages a day.
Use this to your advantage! Draw up some fliers, print them on 3x3 settings off of a school library
or computer lab printer for (somehwat above) your maximum number of free pages. Doing this
once a day, or whenever the advisers change shifts to get an unlimited supply of print jobs.
Connecting:
Wi-Fi network
Many neighbors have open wifi networks that were left in their default unlocked mode. This is
either by accident or the owners wanted to give free access. Often times, the owner will not change
the default password from "admin" to a better password, so you may be able to gain access to the
network by using the "admin" password. Many of these "admin" passwords can also be found
online. Be a good nerd, and at most open ports or DMZ your machine, if you will be around for
awhile. Don't rudely lock someone out of their AP or change the SSID to 10053r, p0wn3d, or 1d10t.
Something like that will likely make them secure the node, ruining a good open node.
Wi-Finder
Cheap Wi-Finders, keychain wifi detectors will help you quickly survey an
area to see if you have a Wi-Fi node nearby, that way you can leave your
lappy in the pack. A good idea is to waterproof and tape one to your bicycle
handlebars or stick it under the sun shade of your bike helmet so you can
see the LED's.
Net&Buzz
Most hipper local coffe shops offer free WiFi the signal leaks out onto the area around, if you are
buying your coffee there regularly thank them so they keep it running. If you need Internet for a
long stretch go in after taking a bath and wearing clean clothes that way they won't kick you out,
plug in and buy a coffee or cake at least every hour and a half, avoid squatting at high traffic times,
leave a tip.
Cyber-Hobo Code
Where there is open wireless let people know, take a tip from Wall Painting and use our hobo
code, )( the opposing half circles means open wireless node, while a closed circle means a closed
network, chalk it on the curb. If you manage to crack the encryption on a closed network and get
online leave the passphrase on the corner of the building near the ground.
Where to Sit
When out using free public wireless Internet, there is often a dearth of chairs. Many camping stores
sell a light, inexpensive mini tripod stool which folds up into a 2/3 meter long bundle. You can strap
this to your bike frame or pack for portability.
Cantenna or Antenna
If you are able to detect a wireless access point but not connect, often a directional high gain
antenna will get you a strong enough signal for full connectivity. You can build or buy these
antennas. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cantenna
If you can buy them, it is advisable, for durability sake, to spend the money for a 14dB or higher
patch (flat) antenna and a quality tough antenna pigtail. Since these pigtails are fragile, a spare is
advisable. Even if your laptop has built-in wireless, a high power removable wifi card that you can
attach your antenna to will get you online in many densely populated environments where the built
in antenna would normally fail.
WEP/WMA
WEP is an old encryption used on 802.11b wireless networks. It is easily cracked, and some
business and government offices may have an older personal wifi access point installed in big exec
offices so they can play on their mahogany paneled laptops. Any reasonable IT department would
have implemented better security.
Our hacks use a computer running Linux but there are also windows and Mac programs for this.
Airsnort and Aircrack can help you bust the WEP/WMA encryption: this software package comes
as an downloadable option with most Linux distros. Sample some net traffic, then let Aircrack look
for weak packets, unlocking the encryption key. If your are a MS-Windows user, booting up with
Knoppix STD will give you most of the security hacking tools you will need.
Pirate Wireless
An interesting spin on community wireless is if at work you find a live network cable and power
port you can just plug in an old access point and make a pirate wireless hotspot, of course it would
have to make the signal available somewhere useful to justify the expense, maybe a directional
antenna to extend the range and some disguise is in order to keep it safe. Alternatively drill holes
high on the wall to the outside for your wires and install a plastic waterproof electrical box outside
where there would be no suspicion. Make everything look professional and seal all holes for
moisture and it might last for years.
Cellular GPRS
Mobile phone based Internet connections are quite expensive and have the added detriment of being
fully traceable back to you within a few meters, like all mobile phone use. The upside is possible
broadband, even in remote areas or while in transit. However, it drains battery life quickly, and will
give you a very sub-par viewing experience.
Bluetooth Sniping
Bluetooth, just like Wi-Fi, uses 2.4 Ghz microwaves. This means Wi-Fi directional antennas and
amplifiers can be soldered onto your Bluetooth dongles and cards. Using this technique, locked
executive phone books can be obtained, bogus phone or SMS messages can be sent, or GPRS
Internet connections can be established.
Wired Ethernet
Often, you can quietly plug a patch cable into the library network when nobody is looking, Know
how to get past the often minimal security, and don't abuse the sneak on. The library is our friend,
not a thing to be abused.
Subnet Sniffing
Use of Linux "tcpdump" and watching the traffic will help you establish what subnet you are
plugged into, even if there is no DHCP server to hand you an IP address. The "ifconfig" command
will be used to set your IP address and subnet, "route" will be used to set your Internet gateway.
Windows users can use the GUI to add network a address and default gateway settings.
DNS
If you have to sneak onto a network without a DHCP server to give you an IP address, you may
need to plug in your own DNS servers found in 'network settings'. There are a few stable ones in
locations all over the world. Either edit /etc/resolv.conf and add these addresses in Unix/Linux or
change the Windows DNS settings in your network TCP/IP settings.
• 208.67.222.222
• 208.67.220.220
Dialup
Free Dialup Services
When a corporation "gives" you Internet, beware, as you will likely be forced to stare at ads on part
of your screen. Worst-case-scenario, they have full access to your data.
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• USA http://account.netzero.net/ Netzero lets you have ten hours of dialup Internet for free.
This is an ad-supported service, which only works on either MS Windows or Linspire-Linux
platforms, look around the site for the free account.
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Nonprofit Unix shell and dialup access co-op, lots of options for connect.
If you are on the run and need to get online using dialup, see Free_Telephones for tips on covertly
connecting to phone lines.
Crypto:
pgp and gpg
PGP (pretty good privacy) and its younger open source cousin GPG (Gnu Privacy Guard) are
simple programs that use a shared key and a private key to encrypt data and messages. Many
programs have GPG. Inside one of the most useful is a clipboard helper where you paste your text
into the box, hit the encrypt button, and your clipboard now has the encrypted message. There is
really no end to the applications that can have GPG inside from VOIP phones to instant messengers.
The -D means you want to have SSH make a Socks5 type proxy the number (1420 or whatever you
like) is the port you want to connect it to. User is your username on a remote server and after the @
sign is the web address of your server, you will be asked for your password after connecting.
If you want to keep your browsing free of the IT department entirely also route your DNS requests
through the Socks proxy, in Firefox type
about:conf
in the address bar and hit enter, you will be dropped into the manual config editing page of Firefox,
scroll down to
network.proxy.socks_remote_dns
and toggle it to true (default is false) now got to Edit>Preferences>Connection Settings and click
the Manual Proxy Configuration button, In the SOCKS Host add the address 127.0.0.1 and the port
will be whatever you set after the -D (our example used 1420, choose something over 1000) be sure
that SOCKS-5 is selected. Once TOR is set up and working install Torbutton in Firefox and add
your port settings to make your switch quick as a mouse click.
If your boss blocks port 22 (normal SSH port) you can be a sneak too and route through the almost
always open SSL port (443). So set up a second SSH port on 443 or an HTTPS web proxy on your
server to free your surfing.
Network Stealth
Disguise Your Gear
If you have secretly left a server in an office or other secure location, maybe an inside job, using
their bandwidth broadcasting your radical news it must look like it belongs there. A nice clean
modern case can often be found that will match the equipment where you are making the setup.
Other options may be to to hide the server above ceiling tiles or placing a very small mini-ITX or
other single board type machines double side taped under or behind a desk or cubicle partition.
Hunting these down will drive IT nuts if they even ever figure out where all of their bandwidth is
going. see Infiltrating for more ideas
Dynamic DNS
There are now many dynamic DNS and DNS forwarding services available for free. Using these
services you can direst web traffic from a domain name to your constantly changing DSL line IP
address, some services also will redirect to an unblocked network port if your ISP blocks port 80.
Many home network routers will automatically update your dynamic DNS provider, if your router
does not support these updates there are many update programs that run on Windows, Mac, and
Unix/Linux.
Arousing Suspicion
An encrypted transmission will generate suspicion on the Internet. Always assume your data is
being sniffed and act accordingly.
Anonymous Surfing
There are services that allow web surfing by-proxy which leave behind no trail of your visited
websites on the computer. Great for sneaking past work or school snoops, but the Feds might be
able to watch these networks. These proxies slow down your connection speed a bit, and may
interfere with downloading, but for security, it's worth it. However, the fact that you've been on a
proxy site for two hours may attract suspicion.
• Anonymouse - http://anonymouse.org/
• Guardster - http://www.guardster.com/ (Free low-level service, but won't work on encrypted
SSL sites)
• Shadowsurf - http://www.shadowsurf.com/
• Proxify - http://proxify.com/
Off By One
A simple and free Non-Java web browser for Windows that fits on a CD or flash drive, but doesn't
require installation onto the hard drive for use. It's only 1.2 MB and can be compressed down to
about 460KB for distribution. When the disc is removed, all browser information goes with it. The
page and image caches are memory-resident and utilize no disk storage, so after each session, any
"cookies" simply vanish. The drawbacks to its small size is that it doesn't support JavaScript,
applets, plug-ins or Flash.
• http://offbyone.com/offbyone/
Torpark
Torpark is a useful free software that allows you to surf the Internet anonymously. It can be used to
help confuse the government or police from easily finding your location, and, when installed onto a
flash drive, it can be used on public computers to bypass any filters. It can be found at this location:
http://www.torrify.com/index.php. Torpark now includes red underline spell check plugin
Free Play
Free Play
Before we start we remind you that stealing corpgov trash is like stealing and shooting heroin, The
dealer is evil but so is stuff, it only prolongs your addiction as well as placing you in an easy
position for close police investigation and incarceration
Free swim
It's ridiculously easy to waltz into a chain hotel and take use of their indoor swimming pool and hot
tub. Most places won't check for room verification, or if they have swipe-card access, you can
simply tag along after a group. This can be really effective by wearing a swimming costume under
your clothes, getting in the ground elevator and hitting the top floor button. Quickly strip to your
swimming shorts on the way up, then on the way down, just walk out carrying your clothes to pass
off as a guest just coming down from your room.
Bonfire parties/drum circles
More of a social gathering then recreation, simply gather a few friends, and then put together a
bonfire. Sprinkle with food and instruments (could easily be turned into a social conscious or
spiritual gathering). If you're in a rural environment, you're in luck. Just build an appropriate bon
fire in the middle of a field, near a lake, or your backyard. If you're in a suburban or urban setting,
know the status of state or local parks and either build a bonfire, or use a designated fire pit.
Poker
If the weather gets too cold to hold a bon fire, a great alternative is an indoor poker game. Don't
play for money- play for fake currency (candy, crackers, etc) or strip poker.
The Mall
The mall was (before the Internet and cell phone networking) probably the biggest place for
middle/high school children to hang out. It is the pinnacle of Amerikan neo-fascist suburban
culture: safe, alcohol free, and goods/services are available at ungodly inflated prices. Despite all
you hear about malls being death traps for five-finger discounters, it's very easy to walk out with a
lot of bargains that will make you the envy of all middle-class trash in your high school.
First tip is to avoid department stores and music stores like the plague. These are a dying breed, and
quite often prosecute shoplifters to protect their sagging profits. Try hitting up drug stores,
electronic stores, sweets shops, and other small shops.
Some malls have undercover rent-a-pigs along with uniformed ones. 90% of them in Amerika are
unarmed, most don't have handcuffs, and quite a few just don't give a damn about their jobs, as
they're probably getting paid slightly above minimum wage. If you're confronted by a rent-a-pig, try
to force the confrontation in a public place. This looks bad for the mall, and gives you a chance to
escape easier. Do NOT go to a mall office or any other private area.
Mall Protest
The mall is, however, made for more public protests. More than likely, you will have about 1-2
minutes to blurt out any revolutionary messages to the masses (like a food court) before the rent-a-
pigs show up.
Free Books
If a book's copyright has expired, there's a pretty decent chance it can be found at Project
Gutenberg, Internet Archive or even Wikisource. Books still enslaved by copyright can be freed by
looking through Usenet, Bittorrent tracker sites, and peer to peer downloading networks like
Gnutella and EMule. These can be read on a PDA or laptop saving a tree, although they may need
to be cracked with c-lit a free program which cracks Microsoft .lit files. With a little formatting and
a spell check these are ready for printing.
• Internet Archive (Texts): http://www.archive.org/details/texts
• Project Gutenberg: http://www.gutenberg.org
• Wikisource: http://www.wikisource.org
If you're looking for audiobooks of Public
Domain writings, a great source is LibriVox,
an all-volunteer project. http://librivox.org/
Never buy music or books from Borders or
Barnes and Noble or Waldenbooks at the
mall. These are the perfect example of
conglomerate monopolies. Considering this
is a book we're dealing with, it's especially
important to stress this fact. The only thing
you should be doing at one of these stores is
spilling their coffee on the bookshelves.
Frequent local bookstores, used book and
record stores, and sidewalk vendors. If you
become friendly with these owners and they
know what you like, you're more likely to get
first dibs on any new material that comes in.
In local and used record stores, you can also
often find promotional CDs for good prices.
And these used bookstores are great, once
you get friendly with the staff, for setting out
your own chapbooks or artwork, either for
sale or just up for grabs.
If you're stealing books from the corporate
chain stores, you can sometimes get the
magnetized thing out by grabbing hold of
both of the covers, and shaking it until a little paper-covered square falls out.
Local libraries often have book sales. In some cases, libraries have annual events where they sell
old books. Sometimes, libraries have a room set aside as a used bookstore on a permanent basis.
While it takes some time to shuffle through the endless supply of bad romance paperbacks, you can
usually find good reference material and other nonfiction books which have a relatively low
circulation (but are of great interest to revolutionaries). Besides, buying books from libraries is
good kharma. In some parts of the USA, budget cuts have caused public libraries to cut back hours
and services, if not shut down completely, so every penny helps. (Don't even think of stealing
library books or other resources! They have enough trouble staying open as it is! Borrow a book
then scan it or photocopy it like hell, but always bring it back!)
Libraries frequently discard books for various reasons. Dumpster diving is a great way to get free
books, and library trash rarely includes the organic materials that make dumpster diving unpleasant.
Big schools, aside from having libraries, tend to have a closet somewhere with piles of old class sets
of books. They're either textbooks that don't have classes anymore or novels that aren't taught (for
various reasons). A highschool had about thirty copies of Maus and Slaughterhouse Five, and some
really interesting sociology textbooks. One of our writers received these textbooks that were given
to her by the psych teacher who was just thrilled someone was interested. It's one of those things
she found out senior year that she wished she known all along. It is better than the school selling
them by the ton to a paper recycler
CDs
These days, if you have a computer, it is very easy to get free music with limited chance of legal
reprisal. CDs can be borrowed from a library or friend and ripped onto a hard drive, making an
essentially perfect copy.
Do not ever try to steal a new CD. There is a little magnetized strip stuck between the plastic which
holds the CD and the back cover. The only way to get it out is to break the case, which attracts a lot
of attention.
DIY Links
• CRAFTzine - http://www.craftzine.com Project-based craft magazine
• DIY Happy - http://www.diyhappy.com/category/instructional/ Lots of interesting DIY
links...make just about anything yourself
• Fiziwig's How 2 Review - http://howto.fiziwig.com/ "How 2 Review scours the World Wide
Web looking for the best do-it-yourself projects to help you become more self-sufficient."
• Instructables - http://www.instructables.com/ "Step-by-Step Collaboration"
• MAKEzine - http://www.makezine.com/ "Technology on Your Time"
• MAKEzine Instructional Videos: http://youtube.com/user/makemagazine
• ReadyMade - http://readymademag.com/ "(A) bimonthly print magazine for people who like
to make stuff..."
• YouCan - http://www.crimethinc.com/library/english/youcan.html Just a list of things you
can do.
Movies and Concerts
Movies
MPAA Avoidance
Most of us avoid movie theaters even if we can sneak in for free to protest the heavy handed MPAA
attacks against Internet users pirates and innocents. Why make a dying breed appear to be popular
by our attendance even if we by no ticket or snacks. Be careful most larger theaters are now
equipped with military night vision goggles to catch pirates taping first run movies and send them
to maximum security prison for ten years. Get a job for a few weeks at a big theater and swipe the
goggles for our cause.
Walk In
Many theatres have arcades in them. Simply asking if you can play some games is often a ticket to a
free movie. If you know the timing of movies, and have nothing better to do that afternoon/night, go
to a movie and as it's ending (before the credits), go to the bathroom. Once finished (or after sitting
in a stall for a minute), head to a recently started movie. If you time it right you can watch two
entire movies for free!
Alternatively (if your chosen theatre lacks an arcade), you can use the following method to gain a
reduced price admission. Two people purchase tickets and enter a movie. One person leaves, with
both ticket stubs in his pocket. He then hands one stub to a friend in a parking lot. The parking lot
friend and the person who left then re-enter the movie. Rinse and repeat. (Note: if you're lucky, the
ticket taker will recognize the person who first left the movie, and not ask for his stub, thus
allowing him to give it to a fourth person.)
Concerts
Press Tickets
Free concert tickets can be obtained by contacting a given artist's record label a few weeks in
advance and saying you're from a music publication (online publications are the easiest to lie about
in case the local print magazines have already called. Search the Internet for music zines) and that
you want to review the show. They'll send you tickets or tell you who to talk to in order to get them,
and if you're a good enough liar, you can get backstage passes. If you do get a favorable response,
you can sometimes get one for a "photographer" too. This can either be given to a friend or sold to
the really excited looking guy in the middle of the crowd for a pretty penny.
The Pit
A really good mosh pit can be the best part of a concert. Their presence in the pit is NEVER an
excuse or permission to abuse women, they have every right to enjoy the rough fun of the pit
without being groped or having their clothing ripped from them. It is the duty of every
revolutionary to stand up and see that this and all violence toward women be stopped even if it
means confronting a mob. Abuse is rare as most moshers hold to a code of honor will not accept
abusers among them. If someone falls down push people back and help them up. The pit is all about
rough love baby!!
Skiing and Boarding
Free Skiing and Boarding Through Hitching
Often there is a long access road to ski resorts, down to the pass highway. An excellent way to avoid
lines and get the longest runs is to ride the thumblift. Catch a ride from the highway up to the resort
parking lot then board down to the highway. As it gets late, you will wait longer for rides up the
mountain. Once you get tired or can't get a ride, hitch back to wherever you are crashing or ski over
to your mountain snow cave.
Gear
Used ski and board gear is available cheap at thrift shoppes, auction sites, and even sometimes at
military surplus shops.
Board gear can sometimes obtained by swapping or shmoozing up a distributor.
Never try to steal from a ski or board bum: their expensive boarding gear and some tunes is often all
they have.
Auction sites, pawn shops, used sports shops, and ski swap shows are all good places to look for
gear.
Some older strap down type snowboard bindings can use normal winter pak boots so you can save
on that expense.
Dumpster dive at ski and board shops and resorts looking for repairable gear.
Check for sales on used rental gear at the end of the season.
Clothing
If you don't need to look like the stylish belle of the ball there are deals on ski gear for you. It is
often possible to find military GoreTex jackets and pants at surplus shops. Get gear a few seasons
out of date. Be sure to mix gear that will keep you warm and snow out when you wreck, be sure
there are pit zips and vents so you don't start to sweat. If you are working hard GoreTex type
breathable fabric is worth the expense, but new prices are obscene. Most of the swap meet knockoff
gear is not really breathable GoreTex even if it says so, you are paying for copied style not function
and you will sweat. If you go with a lightweight design your jacket shell works all year as a rain
jacket. Be careful to de-new and de-logo your gear to prevent theft, this is a major problem with
nice ski and board clothing. Only dress in wool or synthetics, cotton gets wet and stays cold.
A good set of pak boots or soft boarding boots is important for when you are not on the board or
skis. Mountaineering boots work for cross country and randone, leather boots are only good for
summer skiing and climbing, Plastic mountaineering boots are comfortable and warm, get extra
boot liners to switch when the other ones get damp.
If bushwhacking a helmet is not a bad idea to protect from tree trunks and rocks, if you can't afford
a ski/boarding helmet an oversize bicycle helmet is ok but has too many vents. See if your army
surplus store has the bomber style wrap around hat, these really keep you warm and also close
under your chin.
Lodging
If you can't find a girl/boy friend near the slopes you need to find a way to stay near the fun without
spending money.
Resort Dorm
Some resorts give free rides and dorming to employees, if you can put up with a corpgov type slave
job, often for a government subcontract resort operator, at minimum wage and homelessness on
being fired this might work for you. A lockable foot locker is a good idea to prevent theft, a cable to
a pipe stops the walk away thief, drill the bottom for wheels and a trailer tongue and in summer you
also have a bike trailer.
Snow Camping
If you can save up for a decent gore-tex bivvy sack and sleeping bag you could try snow-caving
which is digging into a snow bank or making an igloo and living inside, these snow shelters can be
surprisingly warm. Another idea is to put your bivvy under the eaves or inside of an equipment shed
or lift house at the the resort. These shelters can be pretty warm if you stay dry but if you get your
bag wet you had better find a way to get to a warm place quickly before everything freezes solid.
The GoreTex sack will serve you well in almost all solo camping but this is offset by their high
price. A four season tent will take a snow load and keep you dry, but the bright safety colors
contrast against the snow, you would have to camp far enough away that ski patrol won't bust you.
Car
A car is not a bad idea for a shelter, a sun shade can help keep the ice from getting too thick on the
inside of the windshield. Don't be stupid and run the engine for heat, also don't use the car battery
for light or music the cold will make starting hard already without draining the battery. Hot water
poured on windows to de-ice can cause big cracks. An extension cord and hair dryer or small heater
to warm the interior is ideal. Move the car every other day and hop resorts so that security and staff
don't suspect the car is abandoned, staying in the town nearby may be an option see Cars for tips on
living in a car.
Music
Most of what you need to know is in Pack Your Bag,Music, keep your electronics for the slopes dry,
a small river bag for cell phones works, poke a hole for the earphones and remote if you have one,
seal the phones to the bag. put the player near your stomach or armpit so it will be protected in case
of a wipe out. Again prevent theft carry your music gear or lock it up.
Cross Country
Wether you are sneaking across the northern border in winter or seeking solitude in the unpopulated
mountains, with the proper gear a snowy landscape can be
easier than tramping a wilderness trail for travel. Cross
country, randone, telemark skis, and split boards will get you
across the land and even up hills on your trek. Snow shoes
are mostly for those who can't ski or for walking around a
camp after fresh snow, skis on the other hand are like a one
speed bike that makes travel over the landscape so much
quicker and with downhill slopes as free rides. Always look
for used gear on auction sites, thrift stores, or military
surplus sales. If you go to a resort shop you could easily
spend thousands of dollars on back country or if you are
thrifty and willing to give up some performance or durability around $100. Look at a few current
books on the subject to stay up to date.
Types of Skis
The cheapest solution we have found is either using regular used cross country skis from a thrift
store, or buying long resort skis, pulling off the binding and adding a military cable binding and
skins of uphill travel. We have heard of people making the wide back country skis from wood, and
bending making a double chamber shape for use with kick wax, bindings are made from cable and
old school leather ski boots, mountaineering boots, or Norwegen welt boots are used, older cross
country skis must be stored with tips and tails bound and a wooden block holding the shape in the
middle.
Skins
All of these types of ski and board can use a one way climbing skin to keep from sliding down hill,
almost all climbing skins are synthetic now. keep the skin waxed to prevent ice-up.
Kick Wax
Most cross country and a few kinds of randone skis can use kick wax that sticks to the snow this is
also for getting up hills. You need a snow thermometer and several temperatures of wax to use
during different parts of the day and from shade to sunlight areas. Be sure your speed wax is in
good shape and this way of sticking to the snow lets you take downhills much faster than with skins
attached.
Haul Sled
If you will be regularly moving large amounts of gear a ski sled might be wise to buy but we
usually suggest getting a large toy plastic sled adding two PVC leads about two meters long and
attaching this to a belt so you can control the sled downhill, speed wax the bottom of the sled for
better sliding, two full length aluminum strips for runners can be pop-riveted on and fine sanded to
give you better control. Towing your camping gear sure beats shouldering the load.
Avalanche
If traveling in avalanche country you should review your training in use of your avalanche beacon,
avalanche probe (a tent wand with the string pulled tight or ski pole is a lame substitute) and shovel.
If you want some ava-charges for much cheaper then retail and without a hassle, order fine
Potassium Perchlorate to use as 70% and the finest aluminum powder for 30% from a chemistry or
pyrotechnics shop. Put both chemicals in plastic sacks and pack them into a pringles can with a few
feet of fuse, be sure there is a few cm of extra space for shaking the mix. When you want to blow
the avalanche, mix the powder right there stick a long fuse and chuck it into the open, get to the
trees or a safe place before it blows, know how fast the fuse burns. If you blow an avalanche charge
without checking if their are people below you are likely killing them, don't set off an avalanche
charge unless you are trained in their use.
Snowmobile Towing
If you are traveling with a group and a snowmobile is available
many riders can be moved quickly riding behind using water ski
tow ropes. Snowmobiles are very loud with two stroke motors
which require special mix gas, most waste fuel if used alone.
Winter Nutrition
Stay hydrated, you will not feel very thirsty in the cold,
dehydration is a real danger. Don't let yourself get sweaty or
exhausted when working or traveling outside in the cold; many
have died from hypothermia this way. Have a powerful stove
designed for melting snow and a stainless steel kettle (aluminum might melt in the hot spots), add a
little liquid water to kick start the melting, a small propane blow torch or alcohol burning gel may
be needed to start your liquid fuel stove in extreme cold weather.
Eat around 6000 calories if you will be working or moving hard or 4000 if sedintary, fats and
protein should be prominent in the diet, don't forget fiber. Protect your head, armpits and groin to
keep your whole body warm. Keep you hydration system or water bottles under your coat so they
don't freeze and break.
Field Repairs
Be sure to carry a spare emergency ski tip for your group and
binding repair parts and screws.
Snow Caving
If the snow will handle it dig out a snow cave with your
mountaineering shovel. Be sure to stake ut the top of your
shelter and don't make the interior too large. A snow cave is
built by excavating snow such that the entrance tunnel enters
below the main space to retain warm air. Construction is
simplified by building it on a steep slope and digging slightly
upwards and horizontally into the slope. The roof is domed to
prevent dripping on the occupants. Adequate snow depth, free
of rocks and ice, is needed. Generally at 4 or 5 feet is
sufficient. The snow must be consolidated, so it retains its
structure. The walls and roof should be at least 12 inches/30,48
cm thick. A small pit may be dug deeper into one part of the
cave floor to provide a place for the coldest air to gather, away
from the occupant(s), and the entrance may be partially
blocked with chunks of snow to block wind and retain heat,
although it is vital to prevent drifting snow from completely
plugging the rest of the entrance in order to maintain a
constant air supply. A narrow entrance tunnel, a little wider than a human leads into the main
chamber which consists of a flat area, perhaps with elevated sleeping platform(s), also excavated
from snow. Most sources agree that using tools such as a shovel and ice axe are vital; digging by
hand is for emergencies only.
If the terrain or snow will not permit a snow cave you might need to make an igloo. An igloo is
blocks of snow laid in a spiral upwards fashion with the final block cut to fit the top hole.
Print Crime
Forematter:
This story is part of Cory Doctorow's 2007 short story collection "Overclocked: Stories of the
Future Present,"
Overclocked is dedicated to Pat York, who made my stories better.
This story and the other stories in the volume are available at: http://craphound.com/overclocked
Printcrime
(Originally published in Nature Magazine, January 2006)
The coppers smashed my father's printer when I was eight. I remember the hot, cling-film-in-a-
microwave smell of it, and Da's look of ferocious concentration as he filled it with fresh goop, and
the warm, fresh-baked feel of the objects that came out of it.
The coppers came through the door with truncheons swinging, one of them reciting the terms of the
warrant through a bullhorn. One of Da's customers had shopped him. The ipolice paid in high-grade
pharmaceuticals -- performance enhancers, memory supplements, metabolic boosters. The kind of
thing that cost a fortune over the counter; the kind of thing you could print at home, if you didn't
mind the risk of having your kitchen filled with a sudden crush of big, beefy bodies, hard
truncheons whistling through the air, smashing anyone and anything that got in the way.
They destroyed grandma's trunk, the one she'd brought from the old country. They smashed our
little refrigerator and the purifier unit over the window. My tweetybird escaped death by hiding in a
corner of his cage as a big, booted foot crushed most of it into a sad tangle of printer-wire.
Da. What they did to him. When he was done, he looked like he'd been brawling with an entire
rugby side. They brought him out the door and let the newsies get a good look at him as they tossed
him in the car, while a spokesman told the world that my Da's organized-crime bootlegging
operation had been responsible for at least twenty million in contraband, and that my Da, the
desperate villain, had resisted arrest.
I saw it all from my phone, in the remains of the sitting room, watching it on the screen and
wondering how, just *how* anyone could look at our little flat and our terrible, manky estate and
mistake it for the home of an organized crime kingpin. They took the printer away, of course, and
displayed it like a trophy for the newsies. Its little shrine in the kitchenette seemed horribly empty.
When I roused myself and picked up the flat and rescued my peeping poor tweetybird, I put a
blender there. It was made out of printed parts, so it would only last a month before I'd need to print
new bearings and other moving parts. Back then, I could take apart and reassemble anything that
could be printed.
By the time I turned eighteen, they were ready to let Da out of prison. I'd visited him three times --
on my tenth birthday, on his fiftieth, and when Ma died. It had been two years since I'd last seen
him and he was in bad shape. A prison fight had left him with a limp, and he looked over his
shoulder so often it was like he had a tic. I was embarrassed when the minicab dropped us off in
front of the estate, and tried to keep my distance from this ruined, limping skeleton as we went
inside and up the stairs.
"Lanie," he said, as he sat me down. "You're a smart girl, I know that. Trig. You wouldn't know
where your old Da could get a printer and some goop?"
I squeezed my hands into fists so tight my fingernails cut into my palms. I closed my eyes. "You've
been in prison for ten years, Da. Ten. Years. You're going to risk another ten years to print out more
blenders and pharma, more laptops and designer hats?"
He grinned. "I'm not stupid, Lanie. I've learned my lesson. There's no hat or laptop that's worth
going to jail for. I'm not going to print none of that rubbish, never again." He had a cup of tea, and
he drank it now like it was whisky, a sip and then a long, satisfied exhalation. He closed his eyes
and leaned back in his chair.
"Come here, Lanie, let me whisper in your ear. Let me tell you the thing that I decided while I spent
ten years in lockup. Come here and listen to your stupid Da."
I felt a guilty pang about ticking him off. He was off his rocker, that much was clear. God knew
what he went through in prison. "What, Da?" I said, leaning in close.
"Lanie, I'm going to print more printers. Lots more printers. One for everyone. That's worth going
to jail for. That's worth anything."
Copyright
Corey is one of the most outspoken proponents of free licensing intellectual property and limited
copyright. Steal his books and if you like them buy them!
In the words of Woody Guthrie:
"This song is Copyrighted in U.S., under Seal of Copyright #154085, for a period of 28 years, and
anybody caught singin it without our permission, will be mighty good friends of ourn, cause we
don’t give a dern. Publish it. Write it. Sing it. Swing to it. Yodel it. We wrote it, that’s all we wanted
to do."
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Means of Production
Intro
Since corpgov relies on the slave wage third world labor, finding locally made fair trade goods is
difficult. Most tools and machine equipment is made in the main financier of Amerika, the Rulers
Republic of China. We know how to bring back production of everything from bicycles to
bedframes to weapons into our garages and shops. These are the tools to free your purchasing
power from the medium and light industrial trusts.
All of these machines require serious safety precautions to prevent loss of fingers and eyes as
is true with all machine tools, always goggle up and only work when sober and awake!!
Welding
Most of us are too poor, or too infrequent, of welders to go out and buy an arc welding machine so
here is how to make one.
Materials:
• three 12 volt automobile batteries
• a set of jumper cables
• arc welding glass or goggles
• a length of #8 fence wire and vice grips (for variable resistor)
• Two jumper cable pigtails (to join batteries)
• welding rods
Most auto stores sell the heavy
wire and big clips for making
jumper cable pigtails. The #8 fence
wire resistor is shortened or
lengthened to allow use of smaller
diameter welding rod. This wire
gets very hot, check that it is not
drooping, it might droop so far that
it touches and melts the side of your battery.
Before welding remove all screws and bolts from your project and use a wire brush to remove paint
at ground and where you are welding. As is standard, we suggest a positive ground (your bike
frame) and negative rod. If you go below 36 volts (you have less than three batteries) it will be
difficult to keep an arc going. ALWAYS use goggles, if you can't find welding goggles make a mask
from your welding glass taped into a homemade cardboard welding mask If you don't protect your
eyes you will be in a lot of pain and may loose vision, you can't even see the UV light that
damages your eyes, so use proper eye protection.
Practice with junk metal before welding on your precious bicycle frame. Between welds check your
battery voltages, if any of them drop below ten volts it is time to stop and recharge.
Precision cutting
If you are out on the road and need to replace a custom part like a gear sprocket or derailleur cage
on a bicycle or you just have no money for a custom part the easy way to precision cut some sheet
metal or tubing to make a replacement is electrolytically. All you need is:
• a DC power supply(a car battery charger is perfect but even a little wall wart transformer
will work)
• a non-conductive basin
• paint
• a tracing of your part
• a sharp tool or knife
• a piece of scrap metal
Here is what to do:
• 1-make a to scale outline of your part on paper
• 2-find a piece of sheet or tube metal the right thickness for your part
• 3-paint the whole surface of the part that will be submerged (leave a little bit bare for your
positive (+) electrode)
• 4-Tape drawing to the painted metal
• 5-using a sharp point carefully scratch the outline where the metal must be cut
• 6-Attach the positive (+) wire to the bare spot on your metal
• 7-Attach the negative (-) end to a piece of clean metal scrap
• 8-fill your non-conductive basin with water and add salt until the water is very salty tasting
• 9-Place both your part into the water so all etches are submerged but the wire and bare spot
are above water
• 10-Put the Negative scrap into the water, try to keep the wire above water
• 11-bubbles should form, you might smell chlorine, the process is working
• 12-watch the water turn weird colors, you can turn off the power and pull the metal out to
look at if you like to see if everything is cut
• 13-once everything is cut you should be able to easily pop the finished parts out of the paint
note: if the etch on a larger circle finishes before a square inside the circle the inner shape etch will
stop as there is no circuit there anymore. If you are using a small wall wart type transformer keep
the scrap electrode just close enough to your sheet metal to cause only small bubbles, don't ever let
the two electrodes touch. BTW you can also use this mask and etch method using strips of tape or
paint for a mask to etch the excess copper from a printed circuit board.
Multimachine
The multimachine project is a community
effort that bypasses the expensive tool
companies and designed and improves on an
inexpensive, quality, full feature machine
shop tool which would normally cost
several hundred thousand dollars that
anyone can build with recycled parts like
old engine blocks and pipe. Several PDF
files with complete instructions and a
discussion and assistance community are
available at http://opensourcemachine.org/
What follows is copyrighted materiel
released on a license compatible to our own:
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike
2.5 License
How can an easily built machine tool that is
made from junk be "all purpose" and also
accurate? Pretty simple! In almost every
kind of machining operation, either the work
piece or the cutting tool turns. If enough
flexibility is built into the parts of a machine
tool involved in these functions, the
resulting machine can do almost every kind
of machining operation that will physically
fit on it. You may have heard of 3-in-1
machine tools -- basically a combination of
metal lathe, mill and drill press. The MultiMachine starts there but adds many other functions. It
can be a 10- in-1 (or even more!) machine tool that is built by using vehicle engine blocks in a
LEGO-like fashion. The MultiMachine uses 6 unusual construction techniques to build 5 very
simple "modules" that bolt to a worn out or broken vehicle or industrial engine block.The
Multimachine
• Using engine blocks as building blocks is the first MultiMachine feature. Since cylinder
bores are bored exactly parallel to each other and at exact right angles to the cylinder head
surface, MultiMachine accuracy begins at the factory where the engine block was built.
• The second MultiMachine feature is that in the most common version of the MultiMachine,
one that has a roller bearing spindle, this precision is maintained during construction with
simple cylinder re-boring of the #3 cylinder to the size of the roller bearing outside diameter
(OD) and re-boring the #1 cylinder to fit the overarm OD. The best part is that these
cylinder-boring operations can be done in almost any engine shop and at low cost. An engine
machine shop provides the most inexpensive and accurate machine work commonly done
anywhere and guarantees that the spindle and overarm will be perfectly aligned and at an
exact right angle to the face (head surface) of the main engine block that serves as the base
of the machine.
• The third MultiMachine feature is that the spindle can be as simple as a piece of pipe made
to fit the inner diameter of the bearings.
• The fourth feature is the addition of a third bearing to the spindle. The three-bearing spindle
is necessary because the "main" spindle bearings just "float" in the cylinder bore so that the
third bearing is needed to "locate" the spindle, act as a thrust bearing, and support the heavy
pulley.
• The fifth MultiMachine feature is our unique way of clamping the engine blocks together.
It's easily built, easily adjusted, and very accurate.
• The sixth feature is a concrete and steel construction technique that we resurrected. It was
heavily used in industry during the first world war.
An almost no cost version of the machine can be built by using engine blocks originally made with
cylinder "sleeves" and then replacing bearings, adjusters and pulleys with parts cast from a very
strong zinc/aluminum alloy that can be made from vehicle salvage. The details of the MultiMachine
are available at the link included below. Additionally, at the group website there are plans for
electric welders built from vehicle alternators, a design for an easily built hand-powered drill that is
capable of cutting through the hardest steel and an easily cast metal alloy that is almost as strong as
cast iron. Feel free to contact me directly for more information or visit our group site here:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/multimachine/
Multimachine Developer Pat Delany Palestine, Texas
Get the PDF "how to Build a Multimachine"
http://opensourcemachine.org/files/How_to_build_a_multimachine.pdf
Casting
If you can't make your part with sheet metal or tubing maybe casting aluminum is your answer. This
is a great way to make parts for equipment you need or even jewelery to give as gifts or sell while
on the move.
Scrap metal
For the best quality aluminum try to harvest an overhead cam aluminum cylinder head that doesn't
use separate cam bushings, ask a mechanic to find such an engine model, then scrounge the
junkyards. It is fine if the engine is ruined, we just want the metal. Get this large part near melting
point and break it up with a hammer, now put the chunks back on the charcoal fire inside a steel pot
you might need to use a blower to get enough heat, a shop-vac in blower mode might be too much a
hair dryer on low should do the trick, attaching a steel pipe or tube gives the standoff to prevent a
melted blower. Zinc can also be melted on a kitchen stove in a pot, silver needs more heat like
aluminum.
Lost Wax Method
Lost wax casting is an ancient technology and can be used with most metals, be sure that the mold
compound will take the temperature of the molten metal.
• Make a full scale model out of wax. (paraffin isn't wax, Beeswax is)
• You can copy an existing broken part by making a two part mold from clay, with talcum
powder separating the halves, around your glued or stuck together part and pouring wax into
your clay chamber after you carefully remove the original part.
• Attach a conical stem also made of wax for the future pour hole
• pour a mold-making compound around the whole wax model, the end of the wax cone
should stick out.
• You can use many mold compounds. (plaster of paris works and can be found in hardware
stores for drywall repair)
• make a cardboard box about 2-3 inches larger on all sides than your wax model but on top.
• drip hot wax onto the a flat surface and stick the top of the wax cone onto it, it will look like
a disc of wax supported by the cone.
• stick long pins box and into the wax object at several locations These are important to let air
bubbles escape during casting.
• mix the molding compound and pour into the box around the pin suspended wax model
• shake or vibrate to get all of the air bubbles out, use your fingers in the mush to get bubbles
away from your wax model
• Once the mold has hardened bake upside down in an oven over an aluminum pan to remove
the wax
Caution! Let your mold bake for several hours to remove all wax but more importantly to
remove all water, or the mold might explode from steam spraying molten metal
• Pour your metal
• Let everything cool overnight
• Crack the mold material off with gentle hammering
How to use a microwave oven as your metal furnace: http://home.c2i.net/metaphor/mvpage.html
Plastic
You can use this lost wax method to also produce plastic and nylon parts Be careful to not burn your
plastic, cooking plastic scrap covered in an oven along with the mold is smarter then a pot on a
stove top. Adding carbon or glass fiber strengthens plastic and nylon. If your widget needs a partly
sheet metal frame one can be inserted into your mold before you heat it up and pour the plastic.
Often plastic molding requires a vacuum assist, connect a pipe to your normal floor vac and on the
other side to your mold, when the plastic is melted in the oven and you are ready to pour have a
friend connect and run the suction. Polystyrene (aka styrofoam) can be melted with acetone. the act
of pouring acetone on styrofoam turns it to a thick malleable mixture which is highly flammable. As
the acetone dries out, the plastic becomes solid.
Scrap Plastic
Thanks to the recycling movement most plastics are numbered to make recycling easy, this makes
our life easier too, now you can collect scrap based on the properties that you require in strength.
Look on or near the bottom of containers you plan to melt. Number one and two are the most useful
types of plastic, number three is almost useless except for burning, be careful of mixing numbers as
they are sometimes quite different and a mixing could ruin your whole batch.
Recycling by the numbers
• 1-Poly(ethylene terephthalate): Soft drink and water bottles, vinegar bottles, medicine
containers, backing for photography film.
• 2-High-density Polyethylene: Containers for: laundry/dish detergent, fabric softeners,
bleach, milk, shampoo, conditioner, motor oil. Newer bullet proof vests, various toys.
• 3-Poly(vinyl cloride): Pipes, shower curtains, meat wraps, cooking oil bottles, baby bottle
nipples, shrink wrap, clear medical tubing, vinyl dashboards and seat covers, coffee
containers.
• 4-Low-density Polyethylene: Wrapping films, grocery bags, sandwich bags.
• 5-Polypropylene: syrup bottles, yogurt tubs, outdoor carpet.
• 6-Polystyrene: Coffee cups, disposable cutlery and cups (clear and colored), bakery shells,
meat trays, "cheap" hubcaps, packing peanuts, styrofoam insulation.
• Other-A mix of numbers one through six or something else
Other good sources are rope which is usually either polypropylene or Nylon-6 (nylon being much
more useful).
Piracy of Manufacture
While the production using normal machine tools and forging metals in Means of Production is
useful and able to be produced even in absence of high tech a new age of easy production is
arriving. The intro story mentions a printer capable of printing almost anything that could
manufactured or compounded. This is still near future at the writing of this book but we already
have community projects working to disrupt the world of production. projects like
http://www.fabathome.org Fab@Home are community based open and will allow us to truly seize
the means of production by abandoning the old CorpGov supply chain. What would a world be like
with free object designs that could be downloaded and turned into real objects as easily as we print
pages now.
Fab@Home
This from Fab@Home released under the BSD license.
Fab@Home is a website dedicated to making and using fabbers - machines that can make almost
anything, right on your desktop. This website provides an open source kit that lets you make your
own simple fabber, and use it to print three dimensional objects. You can download and print
various items, try out new materials, or upload and share your own projects. Advanced users can
modify and improve the fabber itself.
Fabbers (a.k.a 3D Printers or rapid prototyping machines) are a relatively new form of
manufacturing that builds 3D objects by carefully depositing materials drop by drop, layer by layer.
Slowly but surely, with the right set of materials and a geometric blueprint, you can fabricate
complex objects that would normally take special resources, tools and skills if produced using
conventional manufacturing techniques. A fabber can allow you explore new designs, email
physical objects to other fabber owners, and most importantly - set your ideas free. Just as digital
audio and the Internet have freed musical talent, we hope that blueprints and fabbers will
democratize innovation.
While several commercial systems are available, their price range - tens of thousands, to hundreds
of thousands of dollars - is typically well beyond what an average home user can afford.
Furthermore, commercial systems do not usually allow or encourage experimentation with new
materials and processes. But more importantly, most - if not all - commercial system are geared
towards making passive parts out of a single material. Our goal is to explore the potential of
universal fabrication: Machines that can use multiple materials to fabricate complete, active
systems.
How Can I Use this to Make Useful Stuff?
If you seee the Fab@home machine you might wonder how useful a machine that prints 3D silicone
rubber could be to mankind. Instead of rubber heat the syringe and print with real wax, you can
make wax models to use in your Means of Production, Lost Wax Method Lost Wax metal forging.
For Example
If an affinity group were to make CAD drawings to feed to a fabber they could begin to turn out
almost every part in their own co-op to begin bicycle and cart production and needing only sheet
metal, metal tubing, paint, and aluminum and plastic melting scrap.
Or
You could make real your 3d computer art like at http://www.candyfab.org/ using simple parts and
sugar as an inexpensive media.
Or
If civilian victims, simple innocent people facing genocide, could build a more advanced fabber
with better tech, they could mass print their way to defensive weapons something like the STEN
Submachinegun
Or
By printing the shape of the mold in wax and using that to cast a metallic production mold;
sculptures, toys, and gadgets could be made for sale or use by the group, all from recycled plastic
and scrap metal.
All of these could be accomplished with a home made fabber with near term developments and a
little ingenuity:
• 3-D printing of wax or sugar CAD models for cast metal or plastic parts and lost wax (or
disolved sugar) mold them Means of Production#Lost Wax Method
• Use a normal printer template and paint to Means of Production#Precision cutting precsion
cut flat and tubular metal
• Using a simple improvised welder Means of Production#Welding they could assemble the
finished parts
• If finer finish machining of the parts is needed a Multimachine could be built Means of
Production#Multimachine
• A design or print could be applied to your design using a modified silk screen print setup
Starting a Printing Workshop#Silk Screen Printing
Future
If at first you are disappointed on seeing the quality of the home made fabber machines remember
that these users are at the cutting edge and building something that otherwise would cost tens or
hundreds of thousands of dollars. Like the PC revolution of the late 1970's and early 80's those who
accept the challenge will be ushering in a whole new generation of piracy where even physical
objects will be freed for us to create our own bounty.
Free Money
10. Original Free Money
No book on survival should fail to give you some good tips on how to rip-off bread. Really horning
in on this chapter will put you on Free-loader Street for life, 'cause with all the money in Amerika,
the only thing you'll have trouble getting is poor. (Too bad it is not the rich 1960s anymore.)
Welfare
Workfare has made it nearly impossible to get benefits past one year for anyone, the corpgov needs
your slave labor for the economy.
Unemployment
Lots of bong heads and boarders do the US Forest Service fire fighter, ski lift operator cycle year
after year. They build up just enough hours at these slacker jobs to ride out spring and fall living off
of the man while faking their job search records. Remember always apply for jobs making very
high salaries during unemployment "job search" the worst case is you are not hired best case you
are a brain surgeon or rocket scientist for two weeks until they discover you are and idiot and give
you a $50k severance package. Play the unemployment out for as long as they will let you.
Panhandling
Original Panhandling
The practice of going up to folks and bumming money is a basic hustling art. If you are successful
at panhandling, you'll be able to master all the skills in the book and then some. To be good at it
requires a complete knowledge of what motivates people. Even if we don't need the bread, we
panhandle on the streets in the same way doctors go back to medical school. It helps us stay in
shape. Panhandling is illegal throughout Pig Empire, but it's one of those laws that is rarely
enforced unless they want to "clean the area" of hippies. If you're in a strange locale, ask a fellow
panhandler what the best places to work are without risking a bust. Do it in front of supermarkets,
theaters, sporting events, hip dress shops and restaurants. College cafeterias are very good hunting
grounds.
When you're hustling, be assertive. Don't lean against the wall with your palm out mumbling "Spare
some change?" Go up to people and stand directly in front of them so they have to look you in the
eye and say no. Bum from guys with dates. Bum from motherly looking types. After a while you'll
get a sense of the type of people you get results with.
Theater can be real handy. The best actors get the most bread. Devising a street theater skit can help.
A good prop is a charity canister. You can get them by going to the offices of a mainstream charity
and signing up as a collector. Don't feel bad about ripping them off. Charities are the biggest
swindle around. 80% or more of the funds raised by honky charities go to the organization itself.
New fancy cars for the Red Cross, inflated salaries for the executives of the Cancer Fund, tax write-
offs for Jerry Lewis. You get the picture. A good way to work this and keep your karma in shape is
to turn over half to a revolutionary groups such as your local underground. Remember, fugitives
from injustice depend on you to survive. Be a responsible member of our nation. Support the only
war we have going!
Ripoffs
If you're all about scams, an easy way to make some small bread is to get a bunch of tupperware
containers, cut coin slots in the lids, and print some labels saying "Change for the homeless" or
something sad like that. Walk around and ask stores if you can put one on their counter for a week
or so. Almost all of them will say yes, and if not, just give them a sob story about great people like
Ghandi or some other bullcrap. Odds are that if you come back in a week, all of your buckets will
either have $3-5 in them, or be stolen. Either way, for virtually no cost, it's a pretty good change-
maker. If you have no soul, you can work this the other way, and rip off other organization's boxes.
Just walk in with a clipboard and tell them you're here to collect them. Don't feel too bad though -
most of those organizations pocket 85% or so.
Grifter Tricks
Further information on this Yippie International Currency Exchange. Here's a wonderful little trick
that I worked out that will turn $4.00 U.S. into $10 U.S. What you do is this. Go to a local coin shop
and buy about 40 quarter sized coins. (Here near where I am you can buy foreign coins for about
$0.08 U.S. a piece.) The next thing to do is to get a rolling paper for a roll of quarters. Then the first
coin in should be a U.S. quarter and then you fill the tube with the foreign quarter sized coins until
you have put 38 of these in. You then put a final U.S. quarter on the end of the roll and close the end
tightly. This now creates a situation where you have a $10 quarter roll made of foreign quarters and
you've used $0.50 of genuine money to create this. Then take this to one of the Corpgov agents like
Wal-mart or any other large store. When the line is busy go up with about a $1.00 item and purchase
it. Then you'll receive the $9.00 change from giving the cashier the quarter roll. Usually they won't
even crack the roll open to give you change back. Plus to insure they don't it's always a good idea to
carry a few small coins to cover the taxes on your purchase. And if you should by some unfortunate
chance get your roll cracked open and the cashier questions you the simple answer is to play
shocked and swear that you had just given somebody else a $10 bill in exchange for the quarter roll
and you got scammed. Usually this will work. I've tried passing the foreign coins as quarters in
smaller amounts and it has worked 100% of the time when I've claimed that I got them back as
change from someone. If you're really ballsy and want to fuck the bastards good you might try
giving this quarter roll over to a bank or a casino in order to get the full money back. But not sure if
the chances of them busting the roll open is higher or not since I've not tried that one. At least with
most Corpgov agent retailers you're dealing with teenagers who usually don't give a damn or you're
dealing with those people who aren't the sharpest tool in the shed if you know what I mean. Just
another way to stick it to the man plus it's quite fun. I hope you enjoy this as much as I have.
Sources
Just a little further info for you all who might be wondering where to get the coins that I've
mentioned above. The best source that I've found is your local coin dealer shop. However if you
don't have a coin dealer in your area then E-Bay has a section where you can find bags of several
pounds of these coins being sold for just a few dollars a piece. I have tried this gig personally and
know that the quarter roll gambit above works wonderfully and that it has returned for me a 200%
or more profit in just a few days.
Many vending machines will give you a different coin than the one you put in when you press the
coin return button. I've only used this property to search for coins of interest, not for any scam, but
I'd estimate you can feed a couple hundred coins through before you start to get back the ones you
put in. Older machines seem not to recycle coins and will sometimes eat your money or reject all
coins once their change supply is depleted. Using this technique to exchange foreign coins would
require a very close match to the target coin, but it's also much less risky than walking into a store
and hoping they don't catch on and call the cops.
DIY Inflation
Just an addition on money when one is in a tight spot. If one has access to a color copier or a
scanner that will copy in color then one has access to a quick way of counterfeiting a dollar bill that
might be passed in a vending machine. Don't try this with other money as the security features will
allow the vending machine to tell a counterfeit from a real thing. But I've done some checking and
desktop counterfeiting will work in almost all cases of money but all U.S. bills except for G.W.
have security measures to prevent copying as the original work has suggested. But $1 bills lack any
security features aside from the paper they are printed on. Look at the type of paper your dollar bills
are on and then try to match that paper up with something similar at the office supply store. Then
use that paper to copy the front and back of dollar bills to and you should end up with a crisp new
dollar bill that will pass in most vending and change machines. Just remember that counterfeiting
is a Federal Offense and will bring you lots of trouble if you're caught. And you will get
caught -- all color printers/copiers sold since the very early 90's have a "watermarking"
feature -- they print a grid of faint yellow dots, nearly invisible to the naked eye, over all their
printouts. This grid contains information such as the printer's serial number, batch number,
etc -- allowing the FBI to track a counterfeit bill down to the very machine it was made from.
At the very least, make sure you purchase your printer (and the paper) in a retail store a good
distance from your home, and pay cash! More importantly with watermarking the feds will
know every bill and document printed comes from one printer and not waste their time trying
to run down multiple counterfeiting rings.
Drugs
(Check out Cheap Thrills and, Growing Your Own, for more information and ideas)
Despite what D.A.R.E. and other bullshit anti-drug problems tell you, drugs aren't "life-ruining" if
you use them the right way. Ultimately, you're the one who should get to choose what risks you're
going to take, and you should be able to decide what substances you want in your body and what
substances you don't. Some drugs are very dangerous, and others are next to harmless, and it is your
responsibility to educate yourself on which ones are which.
A Cautionary Note
Drugs can be a tool and they can be a waste of revolutionary effort. Just remember that the law of
economics states that everything you do has a marginal cost and benefit. Every time you think of
downing some shrooms or dropping a couple tabs of acid, you should weigh the productivity of
doing the drugs against starting an underground newspaper, organizing a protest, attending classes,
growing food, helping out at communes, passing out literature, planting trees, writing the next best
expatriate novel, or traveling on a freight car. The price of that ounce of weed or hit of acid could
have fed the homeless guy down the street for two days, or paid for a second-hand college text
book. The same cost/benefit principle applies just as easily to any fun activity that costs money and
takes time without actively helping the revolution or its brothers/sisters. If you consider violation of
the law to be a strike back against the Pig Empire in and of itself (as Abbie did), doing drugs may
come with the fringe benefit of being illegal and helping recruit new rebel soldiers.
Drug use can also result in the following undesirable outcomes: chemical addiction, psychological
addiction, a hefty fine or jail term, support of multinational conglomerates (by buying pills which
were originally purchased by the dealer and not stolen), support of violent foreign drug markets, the
endangerment of children (most methamphetamine labs are located in homes with children
residing), and inner-city violence (inner city crack and heroin markets tend to be founded upon
intimidation and profit at any cost, often resulting in murder to keep the industry secure).
Free Dope
One of the easiest ways to score is by attending the right kind of parties. Many people will give out
substances to those willing to experiment, and others believe that drugs enhance the atmosphere,
and thus will hand them out. The more people on something at a party, the more solidarity there is,
and the more synchronized the various party experiences are. Plus, it's no fun to smoke alone.
Some people give out drugs because they want something, so be careful. If they're handing out X,
coke, or anything else that's expensive, easily tampered with, or addictive, they probably want to
hook you. You should recognize this as a ploy and stick to your personal drug plan. They may also
want to fuck you literally as well as metaphorically, so don't drink anything from a communal bowl,
and don't leave any drinks unattended.
The single easiest way to score free dope is to join the drug culture. This is especially true when
you're trying new things, and is most applicable weed. It's an accepted practice that your first toke
should be free. Don't mooch though: once you become a regular member of a group, people will
start to grumble about you not paying.
Buying
Search out a reputable dealer, or ask your friends who's got what. Many educational institutions are
thriving drug markets. Ideally you should buy from someone you know well -- but it's your call as
to whom to trust for your drugs.
If you are worried about your safety, bring a friend. It might freak out some dealers, but there are
some times when it's worth it. Remember to check the quality of the product before you hand over
the money. If you're buying from a new source be paranoid and check for impurities and added
substances.
Cheap Thrills
o, you have $12 in your pocket and your stash is depleted. What to do? Here's a list of easily
accessible stuff that may make life more interesting:
Warning
NOTE: IF YOU WANT INFORMATION ON THE SAFETY, DOSAGES, AND EFFECTS OF
VARIOUS DRUGS, CHECK OUT EROWID.COM
A message to those youth on the streets, don't do any of these drugs, or even alcohol, you need
all of your survival skills. At best you can wake up with your stuff missing, at worst you wake
up with some stranger raping you
Freeing yourself and others from the system is very hard when you are brain damaged or dead.
Keep in mind that the lower dosages presented are for general usage, in both business and personal
use. Higher dosages are recommended only for experienced users, don't blindly trust us do some
research. The Physicians Desk Reference can be found at libraries, it is a huge reference on
Corpgov prescription drugs. Like testing a strange plant that might be poison start with small
amounts and titrate up if you wish to try the drug again with stronger effects. Beware mixing meds,
some drugs will potentate others sometimes making them many times more powerful, the same is
true for street drugs. Not all drugs are as safe as cannabis, shrooms, and acid.
There are those that say that what broke the back of the 60's revolution was hippies distracted by
screwing and getting high. Most of the hippies we know only remember the drugs and only a little
protest or fight. They are mostly retired businessmen now. Discipline is what we need in this
movement, we hope this fun time stuff will help those who like to get high join us as they already
realize how totalitarian the government is in the war on drugs.
All right. You’re sitting down, ready to learn. You’re a responsible adult. You’re not at work, you’re
not driving, and you’re not responsible for any small children or firearms. You’re ready to have a
good time. Let’s get started.
Tolerance
With most drugs, you will build up a tolerance to it if you use it frequently. What might be a light
dose for a heroin addict could very well kill a non-user. The only way to stop this from happening is
to abstain for a period of time.
With any drug, if you are unaware of the dosage to take, start small. Check Erowid (a wonderful
web resource) and see what a "light" or "moderate" dosage is, then aim for somewhere in between.
In most cases, you can always get more goods, but replacment bodies are hard to come by.
WARNING! Dangerous Additives in OTC and Perscription
Meds
If you find an over the counter syrup, capsule, or pill which in addition to the desired drug includes
Acetaminophen, Paracetamol, Tylenol, Panadol, Acamol, fever reducers, ache reducers, or any other
similar or unknown ingredient DO NOT USE IT TO GET HIGH!!! The amount required to get
high will sometimes have enough of these acetyl-para-aminophenol chemicals to poison your liver
potentially even in one large dose. Liver poisoning of this type can not usually be treated and the
death takes several painful days or weeks. Paracetamol toxicity is, by far, the most common cause
of acute liver failure in both the United States and the United Kingdom. Fortunately many of these
meds can with some investigation be found without the additives.
However, moderation and careful readings of labels can help prevent issues like this. You don't need
to be scared off just because something is prescription (although you also certainly shouldn't assume
something is safe because it's prescribed). If the docs are prescribing it for someone, there has to be
a safe way to take it. Just be careful, read everything you can get your hands on, and treat scripts
like any other drug.
Warning
Although it will give you a "high" of sorts, there is no guarantee that the trip will be a pleasant one.
Judging by user's past experiences, a bad trip is just as likely as a good one. One thing's for certain
though: you will have a disorienting, strange, and probably memorable (for one reason or another)
experience.
Caffeine
No, don't laugh. Did you know you can buy pure caffeine? Yes, some health stores and eBay sellers
will sell caffeine powder. About 100g can be found for $10-$20. While the high isn't extraordinary,
it's an energy boost. Be forewarned, more than 5 grams in your system and you could be looking at
a hospital trip or heart attack. Don't try this if you have heart murmur or other heart problems. The
median lethal dose (LD50) of caffeine is 192 milligrams per kilogram of body weight in rats.
In both Kanada and Amerika, caffeine can be bought in pill form (NoDoz, Stacker 2, etc.)over the
counter at many pharmacies. In some cases, stores will require you to be 18 to purchase.
Moonshine
If you want to stay away from harder (chemically, and harder to obtain) substances, don't forget
about the solution that has been around since the dawn of civilization. Done correctly, moonshine is
safe, cheap, and will taste good.
The knowledge necessary for distillation (necessary to reach alcohol levels above ~18%) is beyond
the scope of this entry, and you should look for information like at http://www.homedistiller.org/
with almost no equipment or prior experience. Keep in mind that just about any sugary or starchy
fruit, vegetable, or liquid without preservatives can be fermented. Your best bet is to find overripe
fruit or pick whatever is available locally. For equipment, you will need a cleaned milk gallon with
pinholes poked into the lid. Simply blend/mash about 1/3rd of a gallon of fruit, add 1/3rd of a
gallon of water and a packet of bakers yeast, and stir/shake it. Close the gallon and let it sit in a cool
area for a few weeks. Then, filter the liquid with a coffee filter.
Poppies
Real opium poppies if you can get the seed or find them growing are like
happy beautiful red weeds which grow in spring. Score the bulb that is
below the flower body before they bloom and collect the resin, this is
opium and can be rolled with tobacco. Poppy seeds are usually cooked
killing them but try seeding a few packets in your backyard and see what
turns up.
Cactus
Some cacti (Peruvian Torch and San Pedro) contain fairly high amounts of mescaline. It takes about
a foot of fresh cactus or an oz. of dried cactus to start flying on air mescaline. Dried cactus runs
about $20/oz or about $15 for a 12" fresh piece. Or of course, you can run into the desert and grab a
piece.
Nitrous Oxide
Available as whippet cartridges which resemble short BB gun CO2
cartridges these can be popped inside a balloon or plastic sack with a
sharpened tool or cartridge popper sold in some head shoppes, many
places have caught on and will card whippet buyers. Some car
racing stores can sell you a a tank of nitrous. NEVER use a mask or
jet the gas directly into your nose or mouth as it will likely freeze
part of your face or tongue. Fill a trash sack if using a big tank, tape
a straw or hose to the end and share like a hookah, this will give the
gas a chance to warm up. If you work in a grocery store grab a
whipping creme can discharged without shaking and held with the
jet upright will give a lungful of nitrous and a nice buzz, exhale as
far as you can before breathing the gas.
Ether
Ether now sold in spray cans as starting fluid for cars used to be the surgical anesthetic of choice.
Spray some into a large #10 coffee can stick your face in and breathe, you will start to trip in about
thirty seconds and have some freaky/cool weird dreams and visions. This stuff is super flammable it
is best to try it in a outdoor area far from any fire or electricity. Like all inhaling keep use to a
minimum, more than once a month is way too much, having a sober friend close enough to help if
things go bad but far enough away to not interfere with the visions and dreams is a good idea. The
idea of a #10 coffee can is you can't easily deprive yourself of oxygen and if you fall asleep the can
will drop out of your hands and you will wake up in about a minute. Don't try this with other
volatiles like gasoline as these can cause chemical burns to the face and airway, and never use a
sack over your head for any reason. If raw ether cannot be obtained and starter fluid must be used,
spray the entire contents into a plastic bag or jar, wait for the chemicals to separate, and remove the
bottom liquid (a turkey baster works well for this)
Non-Chemical Thrills
Yogic Breathing
Lay down on a comfortable spot in a quiet place and close your eyes. Take a very deep breath
through your mouth, drawing it into your guts. Hold it for the count of ten, and slowly let it out
through your nose. Repeat. After a few minutes, you will get a buzz!
Don’t undervalue the practice of meditative breathing as a regular practice. Once you become good
at it — which means you’re at a point where you can quickly begin meditating without listening to
a relaxation or meditation soundtrack — you can enter a stage of consciousness that is extremely
pleasing and very healthy.
Stroboscopic Lights
First of all, make certain you don't have photosensitive epilepsy or other nervous disorders. This can
trigger a serious seizure!
Get a strobe flasher with adjustable speed (one that can flash at least three times a second) and set in
on a shelf, facing you. Sit in front of it and close your eyes. Be certain that the light is flashing
directly into your face. The light flashing through your eyelids will hit your optic nerves and the
repeated flashes will alter your brain's oscillations, causing you to "see" rapidly changing colors,
shapes and geometric patterns. Some have claimed to have gone into hypnotic states and even
hallucinations, but all you need to "snap out of it" is to open your eyes. Long pieces of instrumental
music (like the spacey "New Age" stuff that was so hot in the 1980's) will help the effect, but music
with vocals can often hinder the effect, since your brain is trying to understand the lyrics. Walking
or moving along with friends is trippy too.
Artist Brion Gysin and scientist Ian Sommerville created a flicker device called a "Dreamachine". It
consists of a light bulb hanging inside a large cardboard tube with patterned holes cut through it,
which is spun on a phonograph turntable. Sit in front of it in a dark room, switch the turntable on,
close your eyes and enjoy the show. You can make one yourself for a few bucks using a thrift-store
record player and large sheets of posterboard. If you can't score a turntable that runs at 78 RPM,
there are plans for a 45 RPM version. Check the following for more info:
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreamachine
If you want a free sample, you can try an on-line version here. Remember to turn off all the lights in
the room and face the monitor's screen. http://www.netliberty.net/dreamachine.html
Miscellaneous
Many people dig salvia leaves. Not being extracted, it takes about 2-3 bowlfuls for a high, or a
massive amount kept in your mouth like dipping tobacco. Extracts are very good, but expensive,
and the high is short lasting.
Using compressed air (keyboard cleaner) gives a stimulant-like high and for about five minutes
afterwards, everything is warped and twisted. It's a fun high, but you'll really pay for it one day. Just
stick to Mexican swag, and you'll be fine.
Some prescriptions give really good highs. Some do nothing, and some can kill you. Just check
what you're doing before experimenting. The Pill Book is an annually-printed paperback book that
you can find at the pharmacy. Look for medication that has a side effect of “euphoria,” and you’re
on the way. It’s common for most of these kinds of pills to be given at doses that will make you
high, so don’t overdose, or think that you need even twice as much to feel anything.
You’ll remember from high school health class that you should never take anyone else’s
prescription medication. In general, this is not really true. Unless you have allergies to a medication,
it’s probably safe to take whatever you might run into with your friends. If you are taking other
medication, prescribed by a doctor, then, you do need to be more careful about what you’re doing,
because when prescription meds really get iffy is when they are mixed with another prescription.
Otherwise, most pain pills and psychotropics are commonly prescribed to pretty much everyone.
Some pills can be ingested by chewing them, but this should be done cautiously if at all. Chewing
(or crushing them up with the back of a spoon inside another spoon) the pills often brings the high
more quickly. The downside, and the danger, is that you take in all of the medicine at once, which
can either waste your high or risk your life. So, be careful. Never, ever crush anything that you
haven't already used, and try to get as much information about the medicine before taking it beyond
the normal dose.
Some pills are made with a time-release coating which dissolves in your stomach and releases the
medicine inside slowly. If you chew these, you’re going to waste it, because the coating gets all
sticky and prevents the real medicine from being properly absorbed. Chewing your pills can be
handy if you’re not in a place where you can get away with grinding up pills in front of people, but
always try crushing it before you chew it, or you might be in for a yucky surprise.
Of course, if you are too tough to pretend you're eating Flinestones' vitamins, you can grind up a
pill and snort it, just as you would with coke or heroin. This generates an even quicker and more
intense high than chewing the pills. Be careful, and never, ever incorrectly digest any medication
until you are well versed with its normal dose and effects.
In general, the big problem with using pills as a regular high is the rate of addiction. In addition to
becoming psychologically addicted, which can happen with everything from PlayStation to
chocolate, many (most) types of medication that give you a high are also extremely physically
addictive. Even taking an opiate like Oxycotin for a couple of days can result in an episode of
withdrawal and can take a long time to endure and can range from very uncomfortable to really,
really sick. All things being perfect, if you’re going to use pills for a kick, only use them for a night
or so. If you use them for any length of time, try very hard to watch your dosage, and keep enough
to last about two days to come off the pills, by reducing the dose by about half every other time you
take it.
For a night out, if you don’t go nuts with the booze
(which you should try to stay away from if you’re
taking pills), some medication can provide a very
pleasant and non-intrusive buzz, and it can last a
while.
Myths
There are a lot of stories about household
substances and other common stuff that can get you
high. Most of these are, unfortunately, untrue. For
instance:
Aspirin and Tylenol - They can kill you with an
overdose but they won't get you high.
Baked Banana Peels - This started as a joke that
got entirely out of hand. Supposedly the peels
contained a psychoactive compound called
"bananadine" and if you scraped the insides and let
them dry, you could smoke them and get high. It
doesn't work, and there's no such thing as "bananadine".
Catnip - I have never known anyone (besides a cat) to actually get high off of this stuff.
Cola-Cola and Aspirin - This is an urban legend dating back to the 1950's. It will not get you high,
nor cause instant death, nor is it an aphrodisiac.
Huffing - Might get you high but many of these chemicals will burn your face or bronchial tubes.
Benzine, which is found in most glues and paints, is a known carcinogen.
Nutmeg - If you're looking for the crash and sickness of a coke or heroin ride, but without a high of
any significance, go with nutmeg tea.
Rope - Real manila hemp has a negligibly low THC concentration, no buzz.
Rosemary - Yup, you just bought fake weed and it won't get you high.
Selenium - A handful of these will produce a minor buzz, but will damage your kidneys even more.
The trade-off isn't worth it.
Linux Love
Understand that there is no realistic way of fully tamper or snoop proofing a MS Windows system,
the whole thing is secret and we have no idea how many of these security holes were ordered by
Uncle Sam. MacOS has a reasonable claim to being a secure platform due to its deep OS code being
open source. Linux and BSD have real claims at being as close to bomb proof as possible. Known
exploits are quickly published and fixes are available often in a few hours.
Jumping on to a Linux system and expecting to be instantly as good at it as you are on windows is
not gonna happen, but you can get on one and start knocking around, it's not that hard. It is a very
empowering tool, though, and you generally meet a better class of people in the Linux/Unix
communities. You will be a lot happier if you read a book on Linux, even a "For Dummies" book,
after you get the stuff installed. Yes: after! It's that easy to get done, and get going.
http://www.ubuntu.com/ Ubuntu is probably the best compromise between being easy to use for a
former windows user, and being able to do all kinds of stuff. Ubuntu is an African word that
basically means "treating people right".
http://www.knoppix.org/ Knopper Linux is quite nice, the one that kicked off the whole "boot and
install from CD-ROM" family of Linuxes. Not for a beginner unless your either noticeably smart, or
you are very dedicated to cutting loose from software that takes your rights away and gives them to
Hollywood, music, and software companies while pretending to support the artists that it is also
shafting horribly. This distro allows you to boot into memory and have a safe diskless system which
wipes after power off.
http://www.debian.org/ Debian is the only software I have ever heard of that comes with its own
constitution. These days it is called a "Social Contract with the Free Software Community" and it
involves treating people right it is the base for Knoppix, Ubuntu, Damn Small Linux and many
other distros. If you want a bomb proof server run Debian stable.
http://rastasoft.org RastaSoft makes a Linux version called Dynebolix. It is especially designed to
put the tools for media production into the hands of people that have no money and plenty to say. In
other words it's made for activists. Includes graphics tools that are free and nearly as good as
PhotoSlop, video editors, Open Office (yeah!), and No Games at all, how radical is that?
Note, a lot of old machines that won't run Windoze or the general Ubuntu or kubuntu Windows
managers fast would better be made to run fluxbox, the best lightweight window manager out there.
Damn Small Linux was designed for exactly this purpose and has fluxbox window manager it uses
many older kernel modules so it will detect and run on old hardware
Volunteer at http://www.freegeek.org freegeek or similar computer recycling places (links should be
on the website) and they'll give you a free functional computer, for as little as 24 hours of service.
Live CD's
Damn Small Linux
Damn Small Linux is a quickly growing CD booting Linux distro that
is designed to be burned to a business card sized CD. It is a super light
build and is excellent to install onto the hard disk of an old 486 or
Pentium computer to bring it up to date. Slip your DSL disk into a
school, netcafe, or office machine and you get your favorite operating
system, possibly network access, and usually the ability to browse most
of the contents of the hard disk. Also, you can usually install it on a flashdrive and boot from that.
Knoppx
Knoppix is currently the primary CD bootable Linux distro, it has most every option and program
from office to hacking all on one bootable CD, a must have in any hackers toolkit. It leaves no
evidence over on the host system if you reboot.
Ubuntu
Ubuntu is a Linux operating system good for those who are not computer techies and still need to
use theirs or others computers , comes in an installable live cd (Pentium 2 recommended by me)
otherwise very similar to knoppix , leaves no evidence on host system if not installed.
Security
One of the first places the cops go for evidence against us is our computers. If you are using
Linux/Unix install and use "wipe" to overwrite the files you use, there will still be evidence that you
had that "bad" file if you are using a journaling file system but it will destroy almost all of the data,
M$windows has several of these secure overwrite delete programs as well. If you have one of the
media or multifunction buttons above your keyboard remap it to run a delete script to "wipe" a
secure directory or series of files, of course this is only useful if you are at the computer when the
cops move in. Another option is to set the computer to wipe certain directories if the password is not
entered properly but remember that smart investigators know tricks leaving no possibility of sneaky
delete programs. A good idea is to keep your disks clean of questionable material, keep that stuff in
your head.
Ophcrack
A Linux live CD , just burn it and then start it up like a normal live CD, select the passwords you
want to crack in the program that opens as soon as it finishes starting and press go (will take about
15 minutes a password so just crack the admin if that is all you need)
ddrescue
This Linux program available in your package manager which will help you rescue deleted files or
snoop a hard disk.
Notebook Computers
Power
Almost every laptop ever made has a 100/220 power supply, which will work anywhere in the
world . Many creative power sources can be imagined to use with an auto/air 12v laptop adapter if
the power loss is low enough, a cheap 12v to 110v converter may be more practical and thrifty if
used only in a car. A solar charger which looks like a folded three ring binder is sold for around
$300 and is commonly seen at Mt. Everest base camp, we are looking for a cheaper source of
quality solar cells to to build a packable charger which can provide reliable 20-24 volt power and 2-
4 amps.
Laptop Protection
The LCD screen is most vulnerable, a hard object in your pack can easily break the glass inside it.
Pad the corners from impact obviously you must avoid dirt, dust, and moisture. (however, make the
outside of any laptop look like complete shit, scratch the outside to hell, duct tape it a little, and
cover with fun stickers, be creative)
OLPC
There are several designs meant for third world students, we see promise in a market full of foot
powered low power drain mini laptops. If the project is not messed up we are very excited.
http://laptop.org/ The eeePc and several other offerings have similar capabilities and also run Linux
but are intended for an American and Asian market.
DIY Laptop
For around $200 (2006 USA dollars) a person can buy a
mini-ITX everything integrated system board, LCD
screen, power supply, and keyboard and with a little
imagination some plastic or sheet metal skill they can
build a budget laptop. A rechargeable battery pack makes
it really mobile and peripherals can be connected by
USB. If you can rig the unit to run off of a flash drive,
that will save on battery drain but be sure your OS is set
up to not use disk swap on the flash drive or this will
wear out the flash media quickly, DSL Linux for example.
PDA and HPC
Modern PDA's or pocket PC's have many of the powers of a computer although they lag behind in
raw number crunching required for games, code cracking, and processor intensive tasks. PDA's are
suited to portability and stealth. HPC's (handheld personal computer) have similar processing ability
but have half VGA wide screens and small but usable QWERTY keyboards, these are beautiful for
writers who need a keyboard and full width screen but want to have long battery life.
Linux
Free, Open, Smart, if you can get you handheld to boot linux and run X windowing systems you
have put off obsolescence for many years.
Zaurus
Available cheap on the used market this PDA is made to run our free Linux
operating system, sadly Sharp has discontinued the line.
PDA Power
Some PDA's have after market solar, crank, cigarette lighter
jack, or AA battery powered boosters which are good for where
you have been denied access to power mains. See Cycling,
Other Things for a design to use a bike generator to charge
phones and PDA's
File Security
If the cops catch you, you can bet they will sniff around your USB key. Don't entrust vital info to a
keychain drive; memorize it. Lower value info can be encrypted or stenographed into a picture or
song, and most piggies can't figure something like that out, but again, don't ever underestimate
them.
Radio
Ham radio operators have invented several amazing ways to get information to another place
without easily being detected unlike cellular or direct Internet. Of course a guerrilla will have no
qualms failing to identify herself with a call sign. Don't expect super straight hams to help you once
they know what you are planning, you will have to set up your own network and hope that the
bunny hunter (armature radio ops who track illegal operators and turn them in to the FCC) can't
follow your changes in location.
Packet Radio
Higher possible bits per second using higher frequencies VHF/UHF/Microwave but easy to pinpoint
if used from a fixed location mostly line of sight only.
PSK31
Slower data transmission usually used with HF bands, difficult to
pinpoint these low frequencies but easily will allow digital
intercontinental communication by bouncing off of the ionosphere.
Electronics
Another good place to find electronics is the local thrift store. Many people just donate perfectly
good equipment, accessories and cables if they don't need it. You can get expensive older stereos,
speakers, computer equipment, monitors, televisions, cables, even old cellphones and appliances, all
for cheap. Most good items will be sold quickly, so be sure to check back often. To get a leg up, and
a discount, offer to volunteer in the electronics receiving area, testing equipment. Now you can get
first pick of all the items donated, and access to some items that won't normally be put out on the
floor. Come in once or twice a week and spend an hour testing anything that looks interesting to
you. Chances are, you'll also be allowed to set the price of the items you test. Even without a little
price gouging, you'll be able to get items that would sell for hundreds of dollars new for five or ten.
Laundry
If you live near a college campus, they often have free (or cheap) laundry machines for the students
to use. Go to the nearest campus, wait by the door with your laundry, get let in by some sorority
type, and make your way down to the laundry room. They tend to be placed in the basements of
residence halls. Students often leave detergent around, so cop some of that, and you're golden. See
also Low Impact Crashing for more ideas.
Original Laundry
Wait in a laundromat. Tell someone with a light load that you'll watch the machine for them if you
can stick your clothes in with theirs.
Pets
Intro
Since STB was written nearly 40 years ago, much has changed in the world of free pets. The Pig
Empire doesn't give out free buffalo anymore due to animal-rights people going ballistic and
environmentalists going nuts about stripping them from their native wilderness. Still though, there
is no excuse to pay for a perfectly adequate pet.
Pound Puppies
Check animal shelters, SPCAs, and Humane Societies. It would be in your (and the pet's) best
intererest to try the animal shelter first, as they still often put animals to sleep while the latter two
avoid doing so. With vaccinations, sterilization, microchips, and ID tags, you can get a pet
anywhere for free or reduced cost (almost always under $50). Be forewarned, many of these places
do a brief inspection of the animal's future home and owner, so clean the place out, shove your
brothers and sisters in the basement, and take the bong off the coffee table.
Un-Cut
Craigslist and local newspapers always have pets for free/reduced cost. Free pets won't be damaged
by genital removal or dribble problems from a botched spaying that the In-Humane society requires
to avoid the pet death sentence. Un-mutilated pets are often more hyper and spirited, much like un-
drugged ADD teens....
Service Animals
If you don't want to bother paying for someone to take care of Fido during your next outing, there is
no need to. Service animals are NOT considered pets by federal law and can go almost anywhere no
pets are allowed register this with the state and even if you monkey flings poo there is nothing they
can doo-doo.... including apartments, hotels, and restaurants. In most cases, the person with the
service animal does not have to show documentation for his/her animal nor for a disability. If
anybody asks, you have limited visibility and need a service animal to guide, and a dark pair of
sunglasses along with a proper harness on the animal is often all that is needed to keep people
understanding. Official service animals include dogs, cats, and monkeys. Just make sure your pet is
very well behaved and looks like a legit service animal and your pet can go wherever you go. If
you know a doctor have her write a letter or note on an official pad or letterhead prescribing a
service pet for therapy reasons.
Dirt Nap
If the time ever comes to euthanize your animal due to incurable (and check with a vet to make
sure) illnesses, check with vets and other pet areas for the costs. Many offer very reasonable
services. You can often do this yourself in a humane manner, but it's probably worth paying a few
extra bucks for a pro to put down old yeller in a safe and foolproof way.
Posters
Most movie theaters and concert venues will give away posters or cardboard displays for movies
they aren't showing anymore. Just show up on the last day it's playing and ask. Or rifle through their
dumpster.
Original Posters
Beautiful wall posters are available by writing to the National Tourist Agencies of various countries.
Most are located between 42nd and 59th Streets on Fifth Ave. in New York City. You can find their
addresses in the New York Yellow Pages under both National Tourist Agencies and Travel
Agencies. There are over fifty of them. Prepare a form letter saying you are a high school
geography teacher and would like some posters of the country to decorate your classroom. In a
month you will be flooded with them. Airline companies also have colorful wall posters they send
out free.
Postage
If you need to send a package, and it fits the general weight/size specs of a book or
CDs or video tapes, etc., you can use the United States Postal Service's Media Mail
rate, which is considerably less expensive than standard shipping rates. Just
remember that the USPS is getting wise to people abusing Media Mail (such as
sending items that aren't books or recordings, or adding personal correspondence
with an item), so they're "inspecting" packages that are sent that way. If the package
is in violation, it will either be sent back to you, or will be bumped up to another
higher rate, usually First Class, and the addressee (whoever is supposed to get the package) will
have to pay the outstanding postage before they can receive it. If you don't know what qualifies as
"Media Mail", go to the Post Office and ask, or check their website at http://www.usps.gov. If you
need to send a letter with the package, use a clear Packing List/Invoice Envelope. You can get a box
of these at an office supply store. Write your letter, fold it up, and write the address where the
package is to be delivered on a small piece of paper (or a blank part of the letter) facing out, and
slap it on the package. Remember that nearly all Media Mail packages go by ground, which means
that anything sent to Hawaii or any outlying islands (Guam, Puerto Rico, etc.) will go by boat,
which can take up to TWO MONTHS to get there! So you might want to consider sending things
Parcel Post or First Class if it has to go that far.
The USPS offers Flat Rate envelopes and boxes for their Priority Mail service (Anywhere in the
world up to 3 days). If you can fit the item(s) in the envelope or box (provided for free at your local
Post Office) and seal the flap shut, you can send it via Priority Mail. There are weight limits (4
pounds for envelopes and 20 pounds for boxes), but if you're sending lots of little items to one
address, this is a real money saver. Just remember that overseas shipping will be more expensive
than US, but still, it's a good buy. Don't confuse this with Express Mail, an overnight service, which
is more expensive.
Ministry
Unquestionably one of the best deals going is becoming a minister in the Universal Life Church.
They will send you absolutely free, bona fide ordination papers. These entitle you to all sorts of
discounts and tax exemptions (Just make certain you file all the proper paperwork first!). Go to
http://www.ulc.net to sign up at their on-line church (or to http://www.ulc.org to go to their on-line
monastery), and your ordination papers will come right out of your printer! They also sell lots of
other stuff for your ministry, such as ID cards, clip-on badges, and a number of credentials and
certificates.
If you go to the official website of their International Headquarters, http://ulchq.com/, they will
actually mail you your ordination certificate for free! You know it's genuine; they have actual thick
paper!
Other groups that offer free on-line ordination are the Church of Spiritual Humanism (
http://www.spiritualhumanism.org/ ) and Universal Ministries
(http://www.universalministries.com ). Other ministry items are available from them.
The Discordian Church (a close friend to the Yippies) grants free Sainthood, Pope and Messiah
status. Just print out cards found at http://www.poee.co.uk -- of course, most people don't respect
the holy religion of Eris.
Many yeshivas and seminaries have been known to give free rides to Israel for both college age and
above Jewish men and women. Once there almost all provide free dorm stay and food in exchange
for attending a few classes a week. If you are not a Jew ask your respective mosque, church, temple
or comet suicide cult if they have a similar program.
Vacations
Intro
CorpGov loves when you take your week or two of approved vacation then return to drudgery while
receiving ever more worthless US dollars and worse benefits. Screw them all, we are on vacation
for life!! Most of what is mentioned below is scams to get what straight Americans love, a vanilla
vacation. Get off the beaten path, hitchhike on an airplane, bike through Asia, hop protests, and live
on gifts and bartered craft work!! Maybe you could do some accounting or flip burgers for a
vacation.
Here are some scams that you can use during your down time from your down time. Getting a free
vacation is tough these days. However, if you want to persist and push, you can get freebies out the
wazoo just by looking like a middle-class suburbanite who is not happy.
Vegas
WARNING: Much of what you're heard about Las Vegas isn't valid any more. Nearly all the mid-
priced hotels on the Strip have been, or will be, torn down and replaced with luxury set-ups. The
cheap buffets are a distant memory (the buffets are there, but they're no longer cheap), the drinks
are over-priced and the lounges have been replaced with over-hyped nightclubs. However, there are
cheaper places to stay Off-Strip, such as on Boulder Highway, or in the neighboring city of
Henderson, but you'll need a bus schedule to get around if you don't have a car. Get one from
http://www.rtcsouthernnevada.com/cat/ Citizens Area Transit. Or better still, do what many people
who live in Las Vegas do... take their vacations in Laughlin!
Hotels
A word should be put in on hotels: It is still possible to get a hotel for "free" in many cases. Using a
canceled (NOT expired) credit card can often work. Be forewarned, the computer system will often
lock you out of your room after midnight, so get in and stay until you run out.
You can more frequently get a room at middle-class hotels (Holiday Inns, Comfort Inns etc) by
finding out a company that has a direct bill service set up with the hotel. Make a reservation (using
your name or a phony ID) the day before, then come in looking like you just got off a plane/out
from a meeting and that's it! Usually ID is not taken for these direct-bill type reservations, so you're
in the clear.
You can often get a comped room just by complaining! Many chains (Marriott, Hilton, etc) offer
100% guarantees if you find your room is not up to snuff. Perhaps start off by swiping the nice
alarm clock by your bed, stuffing it in your duffel bag, then calmly telling the front desk "There isn't
an alarm clock in my room". They'll set up a new one. Then, perhaps drop a few roaches or
something that looks nasty in the bathroom, call the front desk and demand your free
room...claiming there is (insert nasty thing here) in your bathroom. They can't dicker on the price,
they are required by corporate to give you a free room. Keep in mind, however, that many hotel
staff members are ripe for conversion into the revolutionary movement...so don't give them a hard
time unless they are total assholes.
Theme Parks
The same comp idea can be used at theme parks (Anheuser-Busch, Universal, and Disney are the
best to do it at). While you may not get a free ticket, items like snacks, dinners, clothing, and more
can be had by complaining or simply telling a staff member some BS excuse (my ice cream fell on
the ground...waaaaaah!)
If you ever go to Disney/Central Florida, look at the "FREE Tickets to Disney/Universal/Sea
World/Armageddon" places. They are a dime a dozen around the tourist traps. Find out what the
rules are, but usually its a half-day chat about trying to con you into a shitty timeshare in the
boonies. They do pressure you into getting a timeshare (obviously) but just insist you have to talk it
over with your S.O. Furthermore, BE SURE you give them phony info so they don't call you
constantly.
Drinks
Most fast food restaurants don't notice (or don't care) if you're refilling their plastic coated
cardboard cup or your own.
If you respectfully ask for water at a fast-food/food court place, they'll usually give it to you.
"Excuse me, sir, could I please have some water?" is generally the key to a refreshing drink.
When out and about, always keep a bottle with you to refill with water at water fountains or wash
room sinks. It replenishes you better than soda, and it's free. Keep in mind that most plastic bottles
are not meant to be reused forever due to degradation of the plastic. Even if you do use the same
plastic bottle for just a couple of days, remember to wash it frequently. Also, leaving an empty
bottled-water bottle in the sun will release harmful molecules into the contents of the bottle; be
careful. It also helps to have several different restaurant's cups in the back seat of your car; just grab
which ever is appropriate and fill her up (this also works for free popcorn at movie theaters,
although most theaters only allow refills on the largest rip-off bag you can purchase).
Also, many banks and car dealership repair shops offer free coffee, nuts, popcorn or other snack
foods to their customers. As long as you're dressed respectably you should be able to waltz right in,
use the bathroom, get a sip at the water fountain and then hit up the refreshments on your trip out.
Diploma
Real Diploma
If you are running an educational co-op find out the state laws on making yourself into an
unaccredited college and start issuing real diplomas to your graduates. Almost all private colleges
and universities start out unaccredited. If your co-op is a long term thing you can also have a
contact number and address to accept calls from other colleges and employers seeking official
sealed transcripts. Make everything look official and you should be accepted like most starting
unaccredited schools. You should feel free to use your earned diploma to build your resume and
even try to transfer credits. Acceptability by other institutions is directly related to how professional
you course description and documentation are. Get help from someone who has worked in the
administration office of a college. If you are really into this game find other co-ops and form your
own accreditation body this is essentially what happened with the current university system. Most
employers check the Internet if they are suspicious so you had better set up a good website for your
school.
Fake Diploma
Do a web search for outfits that sell blatantly fake (but very official looking) "novelty documents"
that will look good on your wall, and might bluff out a few people, but don't expect to pad your
resume with them.
Original Diploma
Above the paper towel dispenser in a service station restroom was written: "San Francisco State
Diplomas." If you really need a college or a high school diploma, send $2.00 to Glenco, Box 834,
Warren, Michigan 48090. They send you one that looks real authentic. It ain't Harvard, but it looks
good enough to frame and put on your wall.
Toilets
A lot of major cities have the public bathrooms where you put in a few quarters and the door
unlocks. If you're with a group of people just pay once and either all go in together or one at a time
holding the door for each other so it doesn't lock. Another option is to wait around the bathroom
until someone uses it and pays, then catch the door as they're walking out and sneak in before it
locks itself. If you're feeling charitable, take a clean Band-Aid or some strong tape and put it over
the latch so it doesn't lock, letting the next person use it for free!
Construction sites often have rented portable toilets on-site, some are even within a short sprint
from the sidewalk. If someone notices you leaving the Port-O-Potty (or whatever the brand name
is), simply say, "Just checking." and keep walking.
On a sanitary note, always keep something to wipe yourself with (such as paper tissues) and
something to clean your hands with (like disposable towelettes), just in case the offerings are thin
where you happen to be.
For an actual toilet, shower stalls, and other recycled goods for your home look for a builders
recycling center near you.
Also, if you are near a park or something, take a chance and pick a bush already!
Original Toilets
Sneak Under!
• Fight
1. Leadership
2. Tell it all, Brothers and Sisters
3. Starting a Printing Workshop
4. Underground Newspapers
5. High School Papers
6. GI Papers
7. Wall Painting
8. Public Speaking
9. News Services
10.Spanish for the Revolution
11.The Underground Press
12.Switchboards
13.Banners
14.Community Centers
15.Guerrilla Broadcasting
16.Guerrilla Radio
17.Guerilla Television
18.Information Warfare
19.Revolutionizing the Masses
20.Demonstrations
21.Dress
22.Helmets
23.Gas Masks
24.Walkie Talkies
25.Other Equipment
26.Caching
27.Infiltrating
28.LockSmithing
29.Trashing
30.Weapons for Street Fighting
31.Knife Fighting
32.Unarmed Defense
33.General Strategy Rap
34.Underwater Trashing
35.Peoples Chemistry
36.Stink Bomb
37.Smoke Bomb
38.CBW
39.Molotov Cocktail
40.Sterno Bomb
41.Aerosol Bomb
42.Pipe Bombs
43.General Bomb Strategy
44.First Aid for Street Fighters
45.What to do
46.Medical Committees
47.Hip Pocket Law
48.Legal Advice
49.Lawyers Group
50.Join the Army of Your Choice
51.Canada Sweden and Political Asylum
52.Organise a Labor Union
53.Prisoner Support
54.Steal Now Pay Never
55.Shoplifting
56.Techniques
57.On the Job
58.Credit Cards
59.Monkey Warfare
60.Piece Now
61.Handguns
62.Rifles
63.Shotguns
64.Other Weapons
65.Training
66.Gun Laws
67.S.E.R.E.
68.DIY Defense
69.Get the Hell Out of Dodge
70.International Communications
71.Disguise
72.The Underground
73.Identification Papers
74.Communication
75.Asylum Seekers
Fight
Don't be a wuss revolutionary. Put up yer dukes.
There are four levels of resistance; however, just because resistance exists, does not always mean
the cause is right or just.
Remember, brothers and sisters: One less cop for one less revolutionary is NOT a fair trade. If your
tribe is in danger with no beneficial outcomes: get the hell outta there. There's no time to be a hero
when you're dead!
Legal Demonstration
The system is still intact and normal democratic processes can get useful results. Political
maneuvering, marches, press interviews, boycotts; all can produce amazing results.
Be ready with your copiers and printers, door to door handouts, and silk screened signs to let people
know what is up. You will be expected to speak in public places and convince the sheeple to join the
fight.
Civil Disobedience
Civil disobedience is a wake up call to the general population that their rights are being ignored,
hopefully leading to a quick return to legal demonstrations. Examples include sit-down protests,
road blocking, telephone and Internet abuse.
Know how to get away and deal with riot police, plan to escape cuffs and zip-ties, and don't get too
violent: you want the moral high ground.
Destructive Resistance
The ruling faction has so ignored the plight of the people that this is the only to get their attention or
destroy their power base. Techniques include arson, explosives, trashing of offices, and
counterfeiting of currency and securities.
You are now trying to break the machine without hurting too many people, trashing and sabotage
are now important. The general population needs to be sympathetic for this to work well.
War
War is a last resort when the ruling faction has decided to turn to deadly force to enforce their will
and when the civil rights of the populace or minority have been completely removed. The ultimate
goal is overthrow of the illegal cabal and a return to a legal constitutional republic.
An army needs to shoot, move, and communicate for its offensives to be effective. Cover and
concealment provide a place to escape bullets and bombs and a way to blend in and not be seen.
Your army needs its basic survival needs of air (via the use of gas masks), water, food, rest, and
warmth (using clothing and sleeping bags) met every day. If any of these factors are ignored, your
army will fail to be effective.
If you are a minority and the majority is hunting you, like in World War II, it is probably smartest to
do a rear guard guerrilla war and get as many of your own people out before escaping yourself.
Some of the saddest stories we have heard were of Jews who were told by corrupt community
puppet leaders that everything was fine, they were going to work camps, and anyone who claimed
the trains lead to death camps were crazy conspiracy nuts.
Leadership
What guerrilla handbook would be complete without discussing leadership? We include the Cheap
Thrills and Shoplifting as introduction for those who are just far enough outside the system that we
can reach them. As you grow and realize the depth of the problem in the world and begin to solve
problems you will realize that you have to take part in the repair or replacement of our system. We
need to get beyond selfish consumption which has lead us to this dire situation. Our progressive
predecessors in the 1960's became the 70's "me" generation intent on having lots of meaningless sex
and getting as stoned as possible. We are not thieves , playboys/girls, or stoners, we are leaders.
Leaders are not born they are trained, some people come to the understanding of these basics
through trial and error but everyone should be able to learn how to lead people.
Confidence
For people to want to follow you have to believe in yourself. Build your confidence by leading in
sports and problem solving exercises. Volunteering gives many opportunities to become
comfortable leading.
Honesty
A leader at any level must be beyond reproach. If every member of the protest movement were to
act as if there was a news camera crew following them there would be less of a chance for
blackmail by outsiders or disappointment of your subordinates.
Punctuality
If you are loose with the time of others it indicates that you do not consider their time valuable.
Keep appointments and show up on time.
Oration
see Public Speaking
Join In
Join in and help with the work, those following you will see your real commitment and be
motivated. This doesn't mean that you can't delegate, but it does mean you are not lounging in an air
conditioned office while the troops are getting thrashed by pigs.
Competence
You must have at least a basic grasp on the task you are managing, find trained assistants who you
trust to help with specifics. Your ability to read people will help you assess input from trained
assistants.
Delegate Authority
Do not personally manage the tiny details, designate competent leaders and allow them to build a
team and take care of the task. Oversee the efforts just enough to be sure that a competent job is
being done.
Diplomacy
Conflict management is a major problem in most organizations, learn how to take the aggrieved
parties and create solutions. Know when to separate activists and when you can work out a
compromise.
Discression
When a subordinate is discovered to be in an embarrassing situation from a mistake or personal
history do all you can to keep this problem out of the organization and out of the media. Use
common sense to decide if the activist's history or actions could be a blackmail threat from the pigs
or a black eye to your organization. see Security Culture
Take Responsibility
Even if a subordinate makes an error, it is your responsibility to let the buck stop with you. When
you delegate a job you have the responsibility to choose a competent manager to take care of the
problem.
Safety
Think about the effects of your decisions on those working for you. Always have the safety of your
troops at the top of your mind.
Communication
Have an open door and encourage your delegate's to do the same. If there is a problem or an
improvement you must be open to ideas, it is easy for the management circle to become a closed
thought loop, outside comments from the troops will inject fresh ideas.
Planning
A leader should be constantly reviewing past performance as well as imagining what could happen.
If you have considered what you would do in a situation you will be that much more ready to act
when the time comes and instant action is needed
Typewriters
If you want or need to use a typewriter, remember that most (if not all) electric typewriters use a
black film instead of an ink ribbon to type, which leaves a record of everything typed. Also, all
typewriters leave a distinctive impression in the type, almost like a fingerprint.
Use small strips of typewriter correction film instead of corrrection fluid (like Liquid Paper) when
the paper is still on the roller. The fluid can drip into the gears and mess up the typewriter. Use
correction fluid to touch things up after you take the paper out of the typewriter.
Nearly all manual typewriters don't have a number one or an exclamation point. It seems strange but
this was a design choice to save money in manufacturing. To type a "1", use a lower case "L". To
type an exclamation point (!), type {Apostrophe} {Backspace} {Period}. To type the "Euro"
currency symbol, type {Capital C} {Backspace} {Equals sign}.
Photocopiers
The decision of whether or not to do your own photocopying can be a complicated one. While
cheap photocopiers are now available, photocopiers are notoriously unreliable, so owning one may
not be the best option.
On the other hand, if you are seriously going into the leaflet generating business, and your volume
is going to be sufficiently large, it will ultimately be economical to buy one.
Of course, if you've got a friend who works at an office, you can usually run late night copies from
the office machine. Copier history can be produced, but unless you jam up the machine and are
unable to fix it, or if you leave a mess, you're not likely to get caught. Make sure you're not being
videotaped, however. If you work in an office yourself, or you need your friend to do it, just try to
make it look like you're doing normal work. This would be a bad time to spray paint the camera
lens. It's more risky to use the office printer, which usually has a tighter and more consistent budget
in terms of paper use and copies produced.
Jellygraph copiers
The jellygraph (also known as a "hectograph" or "gelatin duplicator") is a type of mimeograph that
is simple to make and can print around 50 prints from one master application to the gel bed. If you
are feeling enterprising a drum type print bed could be devised to speed the production of the prints.
This makes a low quality copy but is cheaper than a computer and printer or copier and can be made
with common materials. These printers have been used by partisans for the last century when
regular printing was impossible.
You will need:
• 1 aluminum pan (larger than the size of your paper)
• quality paper for masters
• cheap paper for posters
• Mimeograph carbon papers (Ordinary carbon paper will not work)
• Impact typewriter, dot matrix or impact printer, or Mimeograph Pen
• Gelatin, clear unflavored (Check the supermarket Dessert section)
• Water
• Sugar
• Glycerol, AKA Glycerin (Drug stores will have this)
Printing
• 1-Place T-Shirt, newsprint, butcher paper, or poster paper under your screen
• 2-using a roller roll your ink or paint onto the screen, it will only transfer through the open
areas where the stickers were removed.(Don't use too much ink onto the roller)
• 3-allow posters/signs to dry
• 4-rinse off screen before the ink dries when you are finished with your printing run
Cheap water based paints and newsprint will fall apart with the first rain, they also can't be applied
using flour paste or powder milk paste without running them, butcher paper, poster paper and water
resistant inks will last much longer but will cost more. Be very careful to keep multiple color
screens perfectly aligned in a multi color poster. The screen can be mounted onto a piece of
plywood frame making alignment and printing much easier and quicker. Large block text and
simple graphics are best. Practice makes perfect when making the stencil screens and when rolling
ink. Test the ink with the stencil paint to be sure that it will not dissolve the stencil paint.
If you need a graphic cutout larger than your printer can produce you can either print in sections and
tape together or you can suspend a smaller graphic on glass or screen in front of a light, then trace
the shadow. The shadow method can also be used to hand paint a screen, this can be used to make
higher quality graphics from slides or overhead projections.
Underground Newspapers
It doesn't take a lot of money to create an underground newspaper or journal. To make a chapbook-
sized journal or newsmag, you only need about 10 sheets of paper each (or less). You can liberate
copy paper from wherever you work, and if you only take a few dozen sheets at a time, you can
liberate an entire ream (500 sheets) in under a month.
Office Depot stores will give you a free ream of recycled paper (!) if you give them a used toner
cartridge. You can only get one ream a day from each store, and you have to make a $3.00 purchase
to get the paper. Check out their discount racks where damaged (but usable) goods are sold at deep
discounts.
You can print your publication on most newish copiers using double-sided settings. Then fold it
once, and get it stapled. The problem with normal staplers, here, is that they don't stretch across the
width of your folded document (5 1/2 inches). So you need a long-reach stapler or a "saddle stapler"
which is a stapler designed to bind folded documents (A "saddle sticher" is a very large and very
expensive piece of machinery you would normally find in a professional printing shop).
Your local copy shop will usually let you use their long-reach stapler for free, or in exchange for
one of the copies of your new underground publication. Check out scrapbooking or other stationery
stores for help with binding as well.
If you're putting together a book or manual, remember that GBC "comb" binders can be reused.
Check the dumpsters in office complexes for the old business forecasts and training manuals.
Carefully remove the pages, and you have a supply of comb binders! These same dumpsters can
also be sources of odd colored paper (perhaps left over from another project) that can make an
attractive front cover. Many office supply stores & copy shops have hand-operated GBC binder
machines, often called a "Docubind", you can use for free. If you don't know how to use one, ask.
if you already have one going or want to get one going check out http://news.arenlor.com/ for
articles, artwork, and to submit your own material for other papers to use.
If you need to reach a non-English speaking audience translate your text for free using
http://world.altavista.com/ The babelfish translator program will not work to translate slang or
figures of speech so only use simple direct language. Even if you have a fluent editor it will make
their work easier most of the time. see Spanish for the Revolution and International
Communications
Wall Painting
In many locales, you must show ID proving you are over 18 to purchase spraypaint. Laws requiring
this were passed as an attempt to control both graffiti and the practice of huffing. Most bucket
paints and rollers are easy to get by anyone.
Traditional spray tagging while considered by some to be an art form is often difficult to read and is
mostly ignored by the public at large so it may not the best choice for political messages.
Make a stencil so you can leave a clear readable message, cardboard or vinyl runner both work well
for a stencil and roll up easily for transportation, but be aware that it is evidence if you get caught. A
team of three: painter, stencil holder, and lookout are best. Wear gloves and a long smock or
disposable long sleeve apron so you can ditch them and your gear and be clean if you have to run.
WheatPasting
Wheatpasting is an effective way to stick up posters in a way that is difficult to remove by hand,
quick, and inexpensive. Again collect your poster holder, lookout, and glue painter although you
could get away doing this as a one person job. Of course vampire hours are best since there will be
few pedestrians to witness and call in your activities. Print your poster or flyer like we show in
Starting a Printing Workshop, attempting to find the most water resistant print style possible since
this will be outdoors, butcher paper is usually the strongest and cheapest media. On a nice dry week
with little rain in the forecast move out to do your deed, summer nights are best. Cement and metal
walls and poles are best for adhesion, plastic and wood walls don't stick too well. Bridge supports
on highways are great, think about combining four or more posters for a big well seen billboard
here.
You will first need to make you paste:
• add one cup white flour (half cup of sugar might help too)
• to two cups of water (add rock salt if deep in winter to slow freezing)
• bring to a boil (boiling can be skipped in a pinch but makes weaker glue)
• reduce to a simmer for half hour (converts the starch to better glue)
• stir and break up lumps while you simmer
• let cool and place in your bucket
• Refrigerate for up to a week or just use the paste right away otherwise it really starts to
stink!!
(in a pinch you can use potato flake, corn starch, watered wood glue, sour milk, and many other
ingredients instead of wheat to make your paste)
Now lets paste!
• Liberally paint your paste on to the surface with a soft broom, big sponge, wide paintbrush,
roller, or mop
• Apply your poster
• Smooth past over either the edges or if possible the whole poster to both secure the edges,
seal the ink, and remove bubbles
• Once stuck down well a few razor slashes will make removal more difficult when dry
• Move along in a random direction down streets and alleys while posting to prevent leaving a
trail for the cops to follow
Experience will teach you if making a paste seal over the whole front of the poster will cause
excessive ink running. Sealing the whole poster preserves it for much longer so you might adjust
your ink to match the paste.
Cycle Pasting
For cyclists the best paster setup we have seen is a hand made oversized pannier on the back filled
with posters and the bucket and brush in a handlebar basket. The paste has a chance of spilling
when the lid is off but a plastic shopping bag conceals and protects it from the eyes of the cops and
catches the spillage. You will have to learn how to balance the handlebars, grab a poster, paste up
the wall, and stick it up without making a huge mess, but once you get it down you will be
unstoppable!
Hobo Code
This is an 19th and early 20th century form of wall painting updated for our modern needs and can
be done in any sort of paint or medium of drawing ranging from chalk to charcoal to paint to spray
paint to scratches in the dirt or tree bark. It is a system of simple characters and pictures that each
mean something pertaining to the immediate surroundings/building(s), like a Caduceus symbol
means a doctor or someone of medical knowledge lives within, or an upside down triangle means
that people are burned out on bums. These symbols may be used one at a time or in sequence to
form a sort of sentence. The best time to leave these symbols is when you move on so others can
benefit from your discoveries. Use chalk or charcoal for temporary discoveries so the rain and wind
will wash it away, paint or scratch marking is good for long term discoveries. The side of the curb,
the bottom corner of a building, or lower side of large rocks or sign posts are good places to leave
the marks. There is nothing secret about these marks, just like the cops know better than any stoner
where to stash a joint, they will figure out the what and where of these marks again. Use your head
when marking something hidden and remember we will still have more time to notice these marks
on foot than a piggie in a squad car.
Good stuff for your pack if you plan to take up hobo marking: thick kids sidewalk chalk, a large
paint marking pen, and a quality black indelible marker.
Here is a simple code of many of the Hobo Code symbols. Look for them when you're in a bind and
you can get by without too much trouble. These are in little use a the time of the printing of this
book but we expect you to help fix this. Many of these signs are new for our generation, a good idea
is to print and distribute this graphic and key on the back page of your publications for underground
users so the new symbols get disseminated. Realize that this is not the 1930's and people are not as
generous, but as times get tougher more "normal" people will be displaced or unemployed and
sympathy may improve. Interestingly enough while it was not that widely used even in the 1930's
the paranoia of that time gave it a solid place in our historical memory.
Public Speaking
The emphasis of our fight is to let people know that they are being enslaved and how to escape their
chains. Speaking in public is how we want to fight our battles, as this is an easy and professional
way to appeal to larger audiences. These tips can also be used in conjunction with interviews, if you
are ever selected to represent your organization for a mainstream audience.
Here are tips to remember:
• Regardless how informal the situation, write out and rehearse your speech beforehand.
Improvisation is harder than you think.
• Prepare answers for questions you will likely get and rehearse them until you are
comfortable. Nothing is worse than appearing to fumble a soft-ball question.
• Use grammatically simple sentences. People can't see your semi-colons.
• Arrive early and check out the room and AV equipment.
• Meet a few members of the audience if possible and schmooze a little.
• Understand your topic enough to be able to answer questions.
• If you don't know, admit it. Say you will think about it, write it down (even if you don't plan
on researching it), and thank the questioner. If you promise to get back to the person or
group with an answer then make sure you do so.
• Do exercises, like running on a flight of stairs right before the presentation, to burn off any
adrenaline overdose. Be careful not to get sweaty or winded.
• Chill out, and tell yourself that you are ready.
• If you are giving a informational speech, these people want you to speak to them. Make eye
contact often, and try to smile
• Never mention to the audience that you are nervous or are facing other problems. You may
think that you can connect to them better this way, but people will respect you and listen
more attentively if you sound like you've done this before and are in control
• Concentrate on the topic. Don't worry that there is an audience
• Nerves are OK. Adrenaline makes you look excited about the topic at hand and you will be
more persuasive if you have passion. Be sure not to let the adrenaline take over, though, but
instead use it to your advantage.
• Take the opportunity to speak in public when offered, as practice makes perfect.
If you are speaking you must know what you are talking about, and be ready to answer any and all
questions presented. For your audience to remember your speech, you need to be professional,
informed, and ready to give as much as you can in order to get the word across.
If you are being interviewed be sure to have planned a short list of your important talking points,
make your answers to any question fit into your talking points and take back the interview. Your
answers must be planned so studio editing or a cut off live interview will not loose the message you
want conveyed. Look at the way most newspaper articles are written with vital information on top
and each sentence of descending importance so it is possible to cut off the article to fit, use this
method to fill your alloted time slot while having the contingency of overruns or cutoffs covered.
Persuasive Speaking
Persuasive speaking is different from an informative speech. Here, the attitude may be anything
from ignorant to hostile, so remember your public speaking points and add these as well:
• Have a specific objective to your speech. Don't wander from your topic.
• Know what your audience needs and what they want to hear.
• Don't bring up minor differences in opinion that divide you from the audience.
• Emphasize the causes or experiences you share that tie you or your cause to the audience.
• Present in this order: introduction of the problem, then solution, followed by the specifics on
how to achieve the solution.
• Tape practice sessions of yourself and listen a few hours later while taking notes.
• Practice the presentation first with a single audience member, then with three or four, and let
them ask hard questions.
• If possible, arrive early and form a rapport with some of the audience or have a few plants
arrive separately. Friends like these may support you if things get exciting, or even
afterwards, as they talk to other audience members.
• Use key words and phrases, and repeat those words or phrases, like "Ask not what your
country can do for you, but what you can do for your country." If you can find something
simple and clever to reiterate your thesis, without making yourself sound proud of your
pretty little phrase, you will be able to better tie your arguments together.
• Take notes on your speech as soon as possible after every time you present it. Ask close
friends who may have attended to find out what you can change
• Dress in a manner considered respectful and intelligent by your audience.
• Never act desperate, as the audience will respect a speaker with a backbone.
• Never engage hecklers or acknowledge counter-protesters.
• Arrange a friend or two to watch all stage entrances, the pie-in-face is a popular counter
protest tactic.
Group Education
Education is the prime goal of any radical project. There is no nobler profession than being a
teacher, and you may find yourself needing to reach out and educate. Be it for your social group, a
free university class, or community outreach, take every opportunity you can to educate and
liberate. Teaching radical urban farming, radical Linux use, or even bicycle repair are all great uses
of your time, and will aid your brothers and sisters in times of hostility.
Above all, gain the respect of your class. If you are too easy on them, they will use you. If you are
too strict, they will want to rebel against you. Respect also comes from knowing your facts, using
proper grammar and spelling, and letting them see the practicality of what you are teaching them.
• Never talk down or act superior to your students
• Always prepare your material before class
• Preparation should include having an outline of your curriculum, so you do not get lost in
your lesson
• Presentation software or flipcharts should be an aid in note taking and keeping you on topic,
not something to read to the class
• Always invite participation from the whole class and encourage questions, find ways to
encourage quiet students to participate
• Be careful of students who frequently lead the class off topic or monopolize class time. As
the teacher, you should set a time limit for off topic discussion, or offer to discuss after class.
• Try to include visual aids, models, short plays, and chalkboard drawings help a student build
a conceptual model in their mind
• Try to know students by name. If this is a problem, name signs or tags can help
• Make students repeat concepts to show understanding
• Trade feedback. This way, both you and your students will know where they stand and
where you need to adjust your teaching to meet the needs of your students
• Learn how to properly use a chalk/white board, Audio/Visual equipment, and printed
handouts. Used properly, these can be very useful, but used poorly, will bore students or
become more waste paper
• Assignments are not punishments. Find ways to assign students homework that will give
them useful practice without inducing stress and fear
• Avoid distracting locations. If possible, find a room or outside area reserved exclusively for
your group
• Try to keep class location and schedule constant
A flexible guideline for student-teacher ratios and different teaching styles
• Less than 7-1: Intimate Conversational Teaching
Small group learning is important for technical or difficult topics which require strong teacher
leadership and feedback. After a lecture, or a classroom-sized meeting, the class may be broken up
into this type of group with trained leaders assigned for hands-on application of the subject.
• Less than 30-1: Interactive Classroom Teaching
When there are not enough teachers available, or only one expert is available, classroom size groups
are a good middle ground between intimate discussions and lectures. Care must be taken so that
every student has an opportunity to interact; having students present homework for the class is a
good way to encourage interaction, as are rewards for interaction and correct answers(if done
without patronizing the student). As the group grows larger, you will need to use more of a lecture
format.
• More than 50-1: Lecture
The lecture setting is used when there is an expert available with a large group seeking the
information he wants to present. Since participation is difficult with this style, this is largely a one
way transfer of information; the speaking tips above come fully into play here. Quality visual aids
become very important as well. Remember that many students may be taking notes, so plan your
visual aides carefully. A good idea, if it is practical pertaining to your situation, is to give a
allotment of time for questions after the lecture concludes. Acoustics are very important at a lecture
as well. If you are outdoors, look for a location that may feature a small valley for the audience, and
situate yourself on the lip of the depression. Otherwise, look for a small hill to situate yourself
upon. Quality PA systems are beneficial for any environment, either indoors or outdoors. Quality
miniature, battery powered amplifiers, like the Crate Taxi Amp, offer mobility, lightness, and
versatility for voice amplification. If you cannot amplify your voice in this manner, be sure to speak
loudly and deliberately.
News Services
Disinformation
Not exactly a news service, but an archive of background information on news that may have fallen
through the cracks.
• http://www.disinfo.com
Wikinews
Wikinews is a web-based news service with amateur and professional reporters from all over the
world, all presented with an impartial view. Articles in a wide number of themes, formats, regions
and languages can be had for free! Scroll down the page to "Wikinews Media" and download the
Wikinews Print Edition to reproduce freely.
• http://www.wikinews.org
Spanish for the Revolution
The following are phrases you can use when making fliers, posters, announcements, etc. that appeal
to Spanish speakers.
see also International Communications for more Spanish and French
Action
¡Lucha!--Fight!
¡Vota!--Vote!
¡Vamonos!--Let's Go!
¡Despierta!--Wake Up!
¡Vence! - Conquer!
¡Venceremos! - We Will Win!
¡Sí, Podemos! - Yes, We Can!
¡Sí, Se Puede! - Yes, It Is Possible!
¡Ayuda! - Help!
Formenta... - Promote...
Llamando por... - Calling for...
Ven por... - Come for...
Lucha, vota, despierta, trabaja... - Fight, vote, wake-up, work...
Luchar, votar, trabajar, vivir - To fight, to vote, to work, to live
Necesitamos... - We Need...
Viva... - Long Live...
Y - And
A - To/at/into
En - In/into
De - Of
Más - More
Muy - Very
No - No
Sí - Yes
Por Favor - Please
Gracias - Thanks
De Nada - You're Welcome (lit. "Of Nothing")
Ahora - Now
Podemos... - We Can...
La Revolución - (the) Revolution
La Victoria - (the) Victory
La Batalla - (the) Battle
Contra - Against
Los Antiobortos - Rights
El pueblo - The people
Corrompido - Corrupt (adjective)
Grammar Notes
It is not necessary to include the subject of the verb. Instead of Nosotros somos... (We are...) just say
Somos..., instead of Él es... (He is...) just say Es.... The general rule is that using the subject, unless
it is a name, is for emphasis only.
All nouns are either masculine or feminine. Masculine nouns use "el" to represent "the". Feminine
nouns use "la". If a noun preceded by "el" is placed after the word "de," "el and "de" combine to
form "del". "A" and "el" combine to form "al". Ex.: (Nosotros) lucharemos en la revolución del
norteamericano. "We will fight the North American revolution."
Adjectives come after nouns, and must agree with gender and plurality. Adjectives describing
amounts (such as specific numbers, "several", "many", etc) come before the noun and must agree in
gender and plurality.
There is no " 's" in Spanish; "David's head" becomes "La Cabeza de David" ("The head of David").
• Pronunciation notes
"B" and "V" are pronounced the same.
"LL" is pronounced as the "Y" in "yes."
"E" is always pronounced "eh", "A" is always pronounced "ah", "I" is always pronounced "ee", "U"
is always pronounced "oo", and "O" is aways pronounced "oh."
"Que," and "Gue" are pronounced "kay" and "gay," respectively.
"Ñ" is pronounced similar to adding the letter "n" to the beginning of "yes" or the "ny" in "canyon"
(That little line is called a "tilde").
"J" is pronounced by pronouncing an English "H" and scraping your throat, like German "CH" or
Russian "X". There is no sound similar to the "j" found in "jump."
Do not pronounce the letter "H" in Spanish. "Huevo (egg)" is pronounced "webbo," or "ooehbo".
Special Characters
This is a list of how to type characters with accent marks common in Spanish on a computer. For
each character, hold down the "ALT" key while typing the number code next to each character.
Á - 0193
É - 0201
Í - 0205
Ó - 0211
Ú - 0218
Ñ - 0209
á - 0225
é - 0233
í - 0237
ó - 0243
ú - 0250
ñ - 0241
¿ - 0191
¡ - 0161
Numbers
1-Uno
2-Dos
3-Tres
4-Cuatro
5-Cinco
6-Seis
7-Siete
8-Ocho
9-Nueve
10-Diez
11-Once
12-Doce
13-Trece
14-Catorce
15-Quince
16-Dieciseis
17-Diecisiete
18-Dieciocho
19-Diecinueve
20-Veinte (All numbers between 16 and 99 are made by adding the words for 1-9 to a unit of ten
with the word "y (and)," except the twenties and tens, which use the letter "i" and become one
word.)
21-Veintiuno
22-Veintidos...
30-Treinta
31- Treinta y uno
32 Treinta y dos...
40-Cuarenta
50-Cincuenta
60-Sesenta
70-Setenta
80-Ochenta
90-Noventa
100-Ciento (if you need to describe 100 of soemthing masculine, "ciento" is shortened to "cien."
Ex.: "Cien Dolares (one-hundred dollars)".
1,000-Mil
1,000,000-Millión
Months
January - enero
February - febrero
March - marzo
April - abril
May - mayo
June - junio
July - julio
August - agosto
September - septiembre
October - octubre
November - noviembre
December - diciembre
Seasons
Spring - la primavera
Summer - el verano
Auntume- el otoño
Winter - el invierno
New Switchboards
The Internet is the easiest way for us to distribute information at this time, your website should
always include a FAQ or frequently asked questions section so people will not need to call in.
Running a phone switchboard might be an option for a large operation and lots of activists who are
unable to do direct actions. You might look into getting an 800 number so you can do national
service, most VOIP services can also get this for you. An asterisk server is an inexpensive open
source way to route phone calls if you need to make a call center, even for a short time.
see Free Telephones#Your own Phone Company
To save money you can run an IRC (Internet relay chat) server or use instant messenger. All of these
centralized communication options are great for marches and community events but should Never
be used for anything even slightly illegal. Remember that you can expect a cop tracing, listening or
watching, and recording every bit of telephone and network traffic at a radical switchboard. Be sure
to include Security Culture when training your switchboard staff.
Banners
Banners and Signs
In locations where revelation of the truth will affect public perception bannering is a great way to
inform the public. Good examples are signs decrying labor busting, child labor, or unfair trade
practices in relation to the products, services, or partners of the business you are protesting. Since
this will cost you both money and resources do a little research and decide on an effective message,
ineffective or unclear messages might even have a negative effect toward your cause or be
considered creative graffiti.
Banner Drops
Banner hangs are a great way to advertise for your cause and gain media publicity when combined
with a sit in or civil disobedience, it gives the media something easy to photograph.
On a building you either need to get roof access or window access and a parapet to work from. other
good places to banner:
• String a line across a major street from streetlights or power poles
• Highway overpass
• Anywhere you can get access and hang where people will see
Weight the bottom of the banner with pouches of sand or plastic water bottles roll up the sign and
firmly attach line to the top corners or every meter or so on larger signs. If you expect a quick take-
down just use sandbag weights or tie to a railing, if you want some longevity send a trained climber
out to drill and place anchored bolts in the stone or concrete and anchor off where they will need to
get special contractors to remove the sign.
Banner Hoists
Use a slingshot or toss a rubber fishing weight over a railing, hanging light or decoration, or even
cables across roads meant for city parade banners or holiday lighting. Now just pull the fishing
string or dental floss to hoist your banner, wrap the string around the pole and finish up with
spinning the weight tight around the top of the pole railing or cable so the banner will be hard to
remove. It might be advisable to use a segmented tent pole(pull the shock cord tight so it will not
pull apart during the hoist) or wooden dowel to stiffen the top of the banner so it looks nicer. Since
there is a danger of electrocution never hoist from a power line, unless you are an Expert on wire
identification don't even try to hang even from cable TV or telephone lines.
Balloon Choices
When choosing balloons you need to decide how long you want your sign stuck to the ceiling.
Figure out how many balloons are needed to lift your sign and double the amount to give several
days of lifting, since balloons leak helium and loose lifting power.
• Latex is the most standard and least expensive, you can often rent a helium tank and get a
large package or two of latex balloons as a package deal. Latex has pores small enough for
the tiny helium atoms to pass through (helium it the smallest substance around since it does
not even pair up into a molecule like hydrogen).
• Mylar balloons are also available commercially and last much longer, several weeks life can
be expected.
• Plastic trash bags look ghetto but if you carefully inspect for holes have a lifetime around a
week.
• Helium it the choice for lofting gas, even though hydrogen is easy to generate chemically
with acid and metal or electrolysis is is explosive and the cops might try charge you with
planting a flammable or explosive device, just so you know hydrogen is about double the
lofting power as helium.
Sticky Balloons
Placing glues or even syrup or honey on your balloon can make your banner hang stick to the
ceiling even after much of the the helium goes out.
Audio Signs
An easy long long life repeating PA system can be made from the electronic recorder now found in
some greeting cards which allow a personalized voice message, even better is one modified with a
small amplifier transistor and better speaker if more loudness is needed. Be sure to test the life of
the battery you plan to use before employing. Best lifetime is obtained by using the voice of a
woman with a high pitched voice(or computer generated higher female voice to prevent voice-
printing by the police), this will also carry best from a small speaker. Lithium AA batteries are the
lightest and have the longest lifetime for their weight, they are often found at photography shops.
You can epoxy the whole package inside of an aluminum can with the top cut off, a big gob of
warm bubble gum makes a good stickum if the ceiling is clean, shoot the package onto the ceiling
with a slingshot, it should continue to broadcast for as long as the batteries last. If you find a low
enough power recorder circuit which will save the recording in non-volatile memory(doesn't need
batteries) you might be able to power the whole thing with a solar cell. The cool thing about this is
it will only talk while the lights are on and will last until they spend the money to rent a cherry
picker.
Banner Construction
The easiest way to get a long lifetime outdoor sign is to have it printed at a sign shop preferably by
someone cool with the cause. Go with a large easy to read font and use a short clear message, an
easy to remember website address is good too so people can get more information. Remember the
north side of the building (in the northern hemisphere) gets the least sun and will not cause as much
UV degradation of the sign.
For guerrilla hangs where you expect the sign to be removed in a few hours it is best to go DIY.
Bedsheets and table cloths work as does plastic sheet if it can be painted, Use stencils or a projector
and make outlines with marker that you can fill in with house paint. Again make it easy to read and
understand, include a web address.
Include slits or upside down tombstone shaped flaps that will allow the sign to unroll and not flap
too much in the wind.
Almost all banners are better with a stiffener in both the top and bottom. If wood is too heavy or
impossible to infiltrate use a cheap tent wand with the shock cord pulled tight and tied when you
assemble it. Weight at the bottom prevents breezes from flipping or tearing your sign down, better
yet is four point or more anchoring.
Indoor signs might gain from the addition of a LED flasher or two to help gain attention, many of
these flashers will last weeks or months.
Community Centers
Mission
Having a focal point for radical activity in your area is a very useful tool for the movements we
represent. Most often the better funded groups are able to afford a long term office and center. Good
focuses that will make fund raising easier include environmental organizations, services to
homeless youth, religious services, and alternative education.
Finding Space
Zoning
Look into what is allowed both by zoning law and by your rental contract. There are occupancy
limits in most buildings, most commercial zoning prohibits dwelling in the office. Find out what
your rights are as far as having demonstrations with many people inside and outside, placing signs
and tables on the sidewalk, and parking for automobiles and bicycles.
Location
You will need to find a space near your identified focus population in order to be effective. Look for
something easy to find, near major streets, public transportation, and easily bicycle accessible. It is
also important to consider crime and police presence in the area.
Services
Education
In order to attract a larger following provide community education and free university classes. It is
important to have regular times and interesting topics to draw groups that will utilize the space.
Education is one of the best ways to justify donations for your rental and upkeep.
Radical Printing
Having both a copier and laser printing available for zines and posters is a useful service especial if
you can offer them for less than the big printing shops, look for donations of toner and paper to
subsidize the production of youth literature. See also Starting a Printing Workshop, Underground
Newspapers, High School Papers Wall Painting, Spanish for the Revolution, and The Underground
Press for more tips.
Hang Out
A good community center is a place where people feel comfortable to come and hang out to meet
other progressive types and coordinate the more overt parts of our struggle for freedom. Try to have
food available to visitors, many businesses are willing to donate day old foods to a worthy cause,
letterhead and business cards make you just that more legit, some might even deliver.
Internet
You can surely set up a public wireless Internet node, additionally a few old machines plugged into
the network will let street kids without laptops get online, publish, and blog.
Media Center
Try to get a computer projector, overhead projector, and possibly a large television screen and
playback device for multimedia presentations. Recording equipment, lights, a modular TV set, and
several backgrounds make for professional panel discussions, radio shows, and documentaries.
Most of the media studio stuff is quite expensive and easily damaged, for security insure and take
home the gear at night.
If your movement is looking to produce a guerrilla radio program a nice studio with good acoustics
will really help in production and sound quality. Don't try to transmit from the community center in
an illegal way, it will be a very easy investigation and you might loose all of you studio equipment.
Produce a legal web radio show and let others grab your stream and broadcast it. See also Making
Music and Guerrilla Broadcasting.
Anti-Counterinsurgency
Identifying Plants
If you are properly teaching security culture there should be no problem if the police are sending
plants into your community center. As part of enforcing security culture it is important to speak to
anyone openly advocating violence that that is not allowed in the center, open discussion of
lawbreaking is permissible discussion if it is in a detached academic sense and not planning actions.
Be watchful of those that constantly are attempting to violate security culture, also be cautious of
those who seem to hang out waiting to talk to new arrivals but not to regulars.
Bugging
Always assume that your phones, Internet, and building are all bugged or tapped. Modern spy
gadgets are cheap and easy for the police to get. If you need to have a secure discussion take a walk
along a busy street.
Security Culture
Make security culture a major focus of the culture in your community center. Making and posting
motivational posters similar to the posters from World War Two will be a constant reminder. The
legality and ability to stay open depends on following security culture rules if any of your regulars
are involved in direct action.
See Security Culture for more tips.
Sabotage
Many of those that we wish to serve are of a subculture that views stealing from "Da-Man" as being
a revolutionary act. Since the stealing instinct sometimes becomes ingrained you need to take
special care that valuables are not accessible to visitors, unfortunately this often means we can not
carry a stock of merchandise since much of it will go out stuffed in pockets and backpacks. DO
NOT STEAL FROM YOUR RADICAL COMMUNITY CENTERS AND BOOK STORES!
Bars on windows, backed up files and computers, and a good sprinkler system as well as paid up
insurance are important should the police or industry decide to eliminate your radical meeting
space.
Guerrilla Broadcasting
Guerrilla Radio
Money or time properly invested in building or buying quality transmitting hardware and antenna is
not wasted, there is less chance of complaints against a station that stays on frequency and does not
bleed over. Most propaganda against low power radio brings examples of small stations using low
quality transmitters which interfere with other nearby stations. Once you get some listeners you will
want dump the junk to upgrade a quality stable VFO that will not drift frequencies or have distorted
sound. With our instructions you should be able to make a really good pirate station in under a week
for between $50 and $100 for everything except the hospital bill from falling off of your tower.
Transmitter Kits
Don't be afraid of making the simple radios and amps now available, all the electronic parts you
need are either in your kit, at radio slack or online at places like digitize. An electronics course or a
radio frequency physics college course will help immensely, but with the easy kits out now all you
really need is a soldering iron and the ability to read.
http://www.freeradio.org/ Radio Free Berkeley has somewhat expensive but well designed and
tested quality gear that if you make an initial investment will serve well for years producing quality
sound. RFB also has radio camps aimed at teaching the techniques of building your own transmitter
with help building your kit along side experts. Beyond RFB there is also lots of information at the
ARRL website and posted by many armature radio operators on their personal websites.
There are many sources on the net to order good quality transmitter kits that require some basic
soldering ability and some basic test gear. Consider building a few spare low power kits for
situations where the cops will be expected to confiscate the gear. Learning to build kits will likely
be much cheaper than ordering from an international mail supplier and also since you will learn
how to repair and tweak performance it will likely outperform something ready made purchased
from a questionable gray market source.
If you really feel like stepping out after trying your hand with kits, design your own or follow a
schematic even more fun is to try to keep with recycled components from junked electronics.
Homebrew Transmitters
Making your own starter transmitting gear has gotten much easier since the advent of mp3 FM
transmitters to designed to send your tunes to car or home audio systems. If you find an MP3 player
FM transmitter that uses a crystal and you know the exact open frequency you want go with this
type, order and install a quality stable crystal. Most of these tiny FM transmitters can have their 3v
power input doubled and a proper antenna installed to feed a linear amplifier like below. Run a wire
from your computer's sound card to the input lines, and hit it! A decent small city pirate radio
station is easily within the budget of almost anyone in the world now.
Equipment
Power Supply
A noise free power supply for your transmitter and amp are very important. It is possible to build
this yourself but you will have to check it with an oscilloscope to verify a really clean output.
Tools
Keep a both a quality butane (ever fix electronics in the field) and electric soldering iron, side
cutters, desoldering tool, and multimeter in your kit to make repairs. It might be good to search the
Internet for a cheap frequency counter kit (even a quality radio receiver with a digital frequency
display will work but costs more) and pack this too so you can keep watch on frequency drift.
Playback Equipment
Be sure to use quality playback equipment, the best transmitter and amp won't fix crappy sound
from a junk sound card or CD changer. Properly ground your mixer board, computer, and anything
else electrical that is connected to your radio station
Use quality shielded cables especially since you are near an active radio transmitter try to keep the
cable runs as short as possible.
Buy a low RF noise power supply for any computer you are using for playback.
Amp it Up!
If your are a soldering iron amateur you can build a small linear amp based on the schematic above.
There are many ways to either home print a circuit board, cut circuit pathways in scrap copper clad
board, perforated hobbyist board, or use a reusable test "bread board". Follow the schematics above.
Once you get advanced enough to figure out band pass filtering and how to keep the impedance
right why not rip apart a high power car stereo amp and use the big transistors and heat sinks to
build a really juiced up pirate station.
Tuning
If you visit the radio shack of most every ham operator you will see a tuner somewhere in line
between the radio and antenna. Tuning is required to match imbalances in impedance between the
radio, feed line, and antenna. What most radio operators with transmitter power only limited to their
amplifier budget don't worry about is the radio energy that is converted into waste heat when an
unmatched antenna is used. You will need to get a SWR(standing wave ratio-or reflected lost energy
that surges back into your finals) meter that is designed to work on your transmitter frequency band.
A bad mismatch in impedance and resulting SWR can fry your radio finals.
When you need to set up your station quickly and have no time to make a perfect antenna
• 1-just find a nice high spot with a good view of your audience area
• 2-shoot a wire antenna into a tree with a slingshot and fishing weight on the end
• 3-Repeat #2 in the opposite direction making a nice Vee
• 4-tune until you get a SWR reading around 1.5
• 5-get back on the air.
OK so you waste some precious power but you can be on air in around three minutes which is great
if you are operating in some park from a bicycle trailer during a protest. Gotta run? Cut your
antenna wires and pedal hard!!
Antenna
The antenna can be both the least expensive and also one of the most effective ways to maximize
the potential of your transmitter. Unless you have an unlimited budget there is no reason to buy an
antenna, just make one.
For a good wire antenna divide 234 by the frequency in megahertz with the sum being length of
antenna in feet, this gives you your half wave length. Don't forget to use a good ground(unless you
use some variation of dipole antenna), a copper cold water pipe works well. Hide antenna wires
inside plastic gutter pipes or other creative long places (metallic paint can adversely affect antenna
operation), the FCC radio pigs will be looking for unusual wires or towers in the area that a pirate
station transmits.
One wire cut to the calculated length is called a monopole the other end is fed to a ground.
A dipole is two wires of the same calculated length strung out in opposing directions from a center
feed line. (both of these have 50 Ohm impedance) and matches most transmitters and 50 ohm feed
line.
A bent dipole or monopole is just a di/mono pole antenna where the antenna wire doubles back on
itself at half its length, this antenna matches 300 ohm feed line but is a mismatch to most
transmitters (it will require the use of a balun to fix this mismatch) You can use twin lead to make
the folded dipole.
If you need to have a shorter antenna you can cut multiples of half from the size of the antenna but
each halving will reduce performance while still keeping antenna SWR tune. You can use the metal
frame of you vehicle as a ground plane for monopole antennas.
While most commercial and amateur operators just tweak and tune the impedance to a match with a
tuner not caring about wasted watts, careful use of an antenna analyzer (which can be built from an
inexpensive kit) and careful trimming of the antenna gives the best results by far
Coax
It is reasonably easy to find 50 Ohm coaxial (coax) cable with a center conductor and braided
copper inner sheath at electronics supply stores. Be sure to read the Ohm rating printed on the side
of your cable since coax for TV and old computer networking is 75 ohm, a mismatch!! Coax is
wasteful in that it converts radio signal to heat more quickly than most other feed lines due to the
sheath/core design but the up side to the sheath/core construction is there is very little signal leakage
and it is possible to be pretty indifferent about running your coax past other radio frequency
interference, wires, and metallic objects. Use some sort of sealer putty or caulk to keep water out of
your coax ends as moisture can cause problems at higher frequencies. Keep coax runs as short as
possible. Most transmitters you will be using have an output impedance of 50 Ohms the same
impedance as a normal dipole and monopole antenna which makes your life easy if this is all you
have in your system.
Twin Lead
Twin lead feed line is still easily available as it is used to feed the TV antennas on the roofs of
millions of Amerikans. It can be recognized usually as the brown plastic ribbon insulated wires on
the edges, some are perforated in the center, some are flat oval shaped. Twin lead line almost always
has a 300 ohm impedance and will need the use of a balun to match 50 ohm antennas and
transmitters. Twin lead is low loss and will waste little radio energy even with a longer cable run,
the tradeoff is that it leaks energy like crazy if there is any kind of parallel wire or metal object like
pipe, appliances, or even rebar in the cement. You need to use non-conductive offsets (wood,
plastic, glass, rubber) to keep it at least a foot away from metallic items, walls, or wires.
Balun
Here is an easy transformer type balun (BALance-UNbalance) designed to give you a five to one
conversion which will let you get close to the 50 to 300 ratio with enough play to allow minimal use
of your tuner. If you really plan to stick to one frequency you can go for a closer balun match for
your feed line. For our five to one balun wrap 25 turns of one color (red) magnet wire (take this out
of an old electric motor) around a ferrite torid (donut magnets work good if you cant afford to buy
radio torroids) and five turns of the other color (green or more red colored with a sharpie pen). A
full turn is considered when the magnet wire crosses its starting position.
The five turn side is connected to your 50 ohm antenna or transmitter and the 25 turn side connects
to your 300 ohm twin lead feed line.
Don't forget to test the SWR with your meter at low power setting between every stage of your
radio station, bad SWR mismatch can burn out your transmitter and amplifier!!!
Ground the case of every electrical component from your mixer board, to your transmitter, to
your antenna mast for safety and to prevent noise
Shortwave Broadcast
Even better than listening to shortwave is having your own regular show, even considering the low
price to potential audience ratio of commercial shortwave stations an even cheaper alternative is
possible. Most proper HAM radio sets are able to be modified for out of band transmission. Look
for a radio set that is recommended for digital mode as this has a long duty cycle, in other words,
you can transmit for a long time without overheating the set. A linear amp set and a well tuned
antenna and you are ready to get the word out across the globe, at least to those that have a quality
receiver. Otherwise use the information we give above and build a dedicated shortwave broadcast
set from a kit.
Microwave Override
Many large television and radio stations can be hacked by sending a high enough microwave
transmission (using that station's microwave frequency) directed towards the station's broadcast
antenna. While most microwave broadcasting equipment is expensive (at least $1,000 used) and
many stations have switched to hack-resistant encoded signals, the potential to broadcast messages
to thousands of people makes the cost worthwhile.
VCR
Every VCR is a (very) low-power VHF transmitter. Signal output tuned to the local unused channel
(3 or 4) fed into a linear amplifier and then into a properly constructed antenna equals Free Low-
Power TV! However, when Digital TV becomes standard in 2009, you'll have to come up with a
digital transmitter!
Free-To-Air Satellite TV
In many rural parts of the USA, a big thing is "Free-To-Air" (FTA) TV dishes. These are common
in the UK and parts of Europe, but are only starting to pick up in the USA. You'll need an
unobstructed view of the Southern sky, room for a dish (with a directional motor so you can watch
more than one satellite) and a receiver box. A decent set-up will set you back about $200-300 plus
installation, but there's no monthly fees. You won't get Dish Network or DishTV (and if you do
without subscribing, they'll want to sue you for Theft of Services), but there's lots of TV and radio
channels to be had, as well as network TV station feeds. Depending on where you are, you can also
watch foreign broadcasts. The forum at DSSRookie is a good place to start, as well as the FTA
forum at SatelliteGuys.us (No hacking questions permitted!). You can also check out the website for
White Springs TV, an FTA service.
WARNING: There have been reports of crooked dealers selling counterfeit versions of the popular
Pansat brand receiver boxes. Make sure you by from a recommended dealer.
A "peoples network" consisting of a Free-To-Air satellite channel feeding low-power stations and
FTA dishes may be pricy, but can be done. There are a number of religious and ethnic services, as
well as a few "family entertainment" services, already on satellite. To contradict Gil Scott-Heron;
The revolution might very well be televised, but it probably won't be on cable.
Information Warfare
Communications rely heavily on electronic methods. There are numerous techniques and tool for
preventing unauthorized intercepting of electronic communications. There are also ways to
electronically prevent others from communicating, whether by telephone, cell phone, or the
Internet. This article will discuss some of these methods.
Jamming
Jamming is the use of electronic methods to interfere with or prevent the electronic communications
of others. This can be useful in a variety of situations, including confrontations with police.
However, legal risks can be quite severe.
General Radio Jamming The idea of jamming is to create a signal that overpowers the target
transmission. Somewhat similar to trying to talk at a death metal concert. To jam, a high powered
transmitter is used on the appropriate frequency, it usually just sends out noise. Expect CB, FRS, or
other frequencies to be jammed if you frequently use them for tactical communications.
Cell phone jamming
A cell phone jammer can be used to prevent cell phones from receiving or transmitting calls. These
devices transmit radio frequency signals, and are illegal in the UK and US, among other places. In
the US, it is illegal to operate, manufacture, import, or offer them for sale. There is widespread
evidence of their use by police, so in actions don't plan on being able to communicate with cell
phones.
Revolutionizing the Masses
As we fight the system we often feel a ghetto mentality where we try to stay with only our radical
kind and avoid the public. Preaching to the choir is easy but getting out and changing society is
hard.
Contact
All social groups have those that stand out as leaders, it is important to know in nearly all cases
these leaders do not speak for the whole population, but is important to seek as much support as
possible. Places of worship, prominent families, and union leadership are good places to start.
Working Together
It is important that you provide support to your partner organization or group if you expect to get
help when you need it. It is worth keeping track of the support you receive when deciding how
much you should be sharing in financial and time resources, make sure you are both sharing
resources fairly. Publicising social and activist ties strengthens both of your organizations
Avoiding Conflict
There will almost always be points of conflict or at least disagreement between your groups. It is
important to make an agreement possibly even in writing to avoid divisive questions and topics
especialy at press confrences and public addresses. Instead of emphasizing the points of
disagreement stress where you are in harmony.
Demonstrations
Flash Mob
With proper warning the police have ample time to assemble thug teams
and manage demonstrations reducing the effectiveness. With modern
technology a flash mob can be quickly formed using SMS texting, email,
instant messaging, or even a cleverly disguised signal by an insider on
broadcast radio or television monitored by protesters. Those flash
protesters need to have their demonstration gear ready to respond like an
ambulance crew to the scene of the event. Organizers may do well to have
hidden caches, bike trailers, or even vans ready to roll and full with plastic
buckets for drums, screen printed signs, and radios or megaphones. Flash
protesters can carry drumsticks, soft banners, and small radios with loud
volume.
Signs
Your sign is also a shield from the cops if made correctly, choose a good piece of wood for the post
and consider backing your posterboard with corrugated plastic like is used on election signs.
Have an intelligent but simple message on your sign, a confusing sign is worse than no sign. If you
are an organizer use the plans in Starting a Printing Workshop to make a silkscreen and mass
produce signs so you can easily convey a unified message in the print and TV media.
Keep a sense of humor when writing your protest signs. At an anti-war rally one of our contributors
attended, one person held a sign reading "BETTER BENEFITS FOR OUR POLICE".
Radio
A small power-hacked FM transmitter is a way to communicate during a protest, revolutionary
slogans or instructions can be sent from a transmitter hidden in a protest sign, bicycle, or other
hiding place. Protesters can either blast your stuff with cheap boom-boxes or take orders with throw
away transistor radios and headphones.
3. Original Demonstrations
Demonstrations always will be an important form of protest. The structure can vary from a rally or
teach-in to a massive civil disobedience such as the confronting of the warmakers at the Pentagon or
a smoke-in. A demonstration is different from other forms of warfare because it invites people other
than those planning the action via publicity to participate. It also is basically non-violent in nature.
A complete understanding of the use of media is necessary to create the publicity needed to get the
word out. Numbers of people are only one of the many factors in an effective demonstration. The
timing, choice of target and tactics to be employed are equally important. There have been
demonstrations of 400,000 that are hardly remembered and demonstrations of a few dozen that were
remarkably effective. Often the critical element involved is the theater. Those who say a
demonstration should be concerned with education rather than theater don't understand either and
will never organize a successful demonstration, or for that matter, a successful revolution. Publicity
includes everything from buttons and leaflets to press conferences. You should be in touch with the
best artists you can locate to design the visual props. Posters can be silk screened very cheaply and
people can be taught to do it in a very short time. Buttons have to be purchased. The cheapest are
those printed directly on the metal. The paint rubs off after a while, but they are ideal for mass
demonstrations. You can print 10,000 for about $250.00. Leaflets, like posters, should be well
designed.
One way of getting publicity is to negotiate with the city for permits. Again, this raises political
questions, but there is not doubt one reason for engaging in permit discussions is for added
publicity.
The date, time and place of the demonstration all have to be chosen with skill. Know the projected
weather reports. Pick a time and day of the week that are convenient to most people. Make sure the
place itself adds some meaning to the message. Don't have a demonstration just because that's the
way it's always been done. It is only one type of weapon and should be used as such. On the other
hand, don't dismiss demonstrations because they have always turned out boring. You and your
group can plan a demonstration within the demonstration more accurately. Also don't tend to
dismiss demonstrations outright because the repression is too great. During World War II the Danes
held street demonstrations against the Nazis who occupied their country. Even today there are
public demonstrations against the Vietnam War in downtown Saigon. Repression is there, but
overestimating it is more a tactical blunder than the reverse. None the less, it's wise to go to all
demonstrations prepared for a vamping by the pigs.
Dress
Put the new stuff here, you fashionable revolutionaries!
Police have access to new advanced technology - fortunately we have access to countermeasures.
• Sonic Stunner
The sonic stunner comes in two forms: the high-pitch 'mosquito', which only children and teenagers
can hear, and a lower-pitch form which affects everyone. To counter this, carry a decent set of
earplugs. Earplugs are inexpensive and can be bought from drugstores and hardware shops.
• Microwave Gun
This controversial modern weapon heats just at the surface of the skin and causes intense pain. Its
effects can be blocked by metallic-woven fibers. If a material pops and burns in a microwave, it
should give some protection from this weapon. Lining a garment or cape with such a material or
carrying a mylar space blanket should offer protection against microwave guns.
• Leather Gloves
Be aware that modern CS gas canisters burn at several hundred degrees, far hotter than is safe for
normal cotton or light work gloves. When handling a hot canister, you will need the full grain
leather gloves or you risk burns.
• Latex gloves
Often viewed as an easy way to avoid leaving fingerprints on stuff, but be aware: the latex glove
itself leaves a unique pattern which can be traced to a specific glove... and you leave your
fingerprints inside the glove. Be sure to thoroughly dispose of any latex glove used when
fingerprinting issues may come up.
• Armoring
Back before the Quebec City summit in 2001, "armoring" was used as a response to police violence.
This varied from taping rigid plastic or cardboard over kidneys to elaborate suits of plastic-barrel
armor taken from SCA plans. For the most part, armoring is now unpopular. The Quebec City
protests proved that mobility was more important than armor, and heavy armor is now rare. Most
activists should content themselves with a jock-strap and maybe a chest-protector (both available
from sporting goods stores). Knee-pads are useful, though especially if you're going to do a lot of
kneeling at a protest -- for example, being a street medic.
Helmets
A good quality working helmet is the standard BMX helmet.(Pictured Here) The BMX helmet is
good because it is extremely lightweight, designed to stand up to repeated blows, comfortable,
allows you to wear a gas mask, protects the ears, and can be painted with whichever rude slogans or
symbols you choose.
Gas Masks
A modern (2006) gas mask will run anywhere from $40-$100, if one can be found -- they're pretty
hard to come by post-9/11. Which is okay, since a military style gas-mask is a great big "arrest me"
sign. If you insist on having one, then buy an American or Israeli mask with Plexiglass or Lexan
eye-protection. A lot of old-fashioned Soviet gas masks are available, but the eyepieces are glass,
and therefore breakable -- Remember: the Revolution is all fun and games until someone loses an
eye -- so try to avoid them.
A good substitute to a military gas mask is an industrial respirator. These don't protect the eyes, but
are useful when equipped with chemical/paint rated filters -- be sure of the filter rating, since
normal filters only protect from dust and asbestos, etc. Respirators can be bought for $40-50 at most
large hardware and farm-supply stores, and the filters are commonly available. Buy a good set of
goggles to go with them.
Remember that, during an arrest, any gas mask or respirator is going bye-bye forever. If gas masks
are unavailable or too expensive, or if you're involved in an action where arrest is inevitable, you
might want to fall back on the old standby: a bandanna soaked in a mix of cider vinegar and water.
Get a large, good-quality bandanna (cheap dollar-store bandannas usually don't fit the bill) and soak
it in a mix of 1/3 cider vinegar to 2/3 water. You can keep it damp in a ziplock bag, and tie it around
your face when the gas starts flying -- it's not perfect but it's a hell of a lot better than nothing.
Walkie-Talkies
FRS Radio
FRS radios are now available in the USA, 14 available channels means you can usually find an
open channel. Do not be fooled by the privacy codes, these are not encryption, just a blocking
circuit that does not activate the receiving radio sound unless the sender radio first sends the
electronic activation tone. Assume all transmissions are being intercepted by the pigs. For their
current low price the utility, even in hi-rise urban areas, is amazing and they are free to use unlike
cellphones.
Radio Tricks
If you can set up a repeater network you can communicate long distances in your area just like the
cops do. Handheld radios designed for business or ham radio often have a DTMF tone keypad and
digital tone squelch, a radio like this combined with a revolutionary radio exchange in Free
Telephones you can totally bypass the cellular phone system with your own network.
Pig Radio
Most cops in urban and rural areas now use 800mhz trunked radio systems, this is similar to mobile
phones with radio mode. If you get your hands on a pig radio like this and they figure it out they
can switch to listen mode, set it to tracking mode, and surely not allow you into any radio nets. It is
best to either leave these radios alone, smash them, or if you are sneaky hit the orange distress
button locking the pig out of using the radio. There are trunk following scanners but they cant be
purchased in the United States as these scanners were banned by congress in the 1990's to prevent
privacy invasion on the old AMPS cellular network.
Other Equipment
For those considering investing in Kevlar body armor, note that while it is legal for civilians to own
in the USA (for now), using it "in the process of a criminal act" is a Felony. Also remember that
while Kevlar will stop MOST handgun bullets, it won't stop them all, nor will it block the massive
force that the rounds will hit you with. The best vest won't stop a determined murderer; be ready to
maneuver, get some cover and concealment, and return fire eliminating the threat.
If you can't afford Kevlar a few inches of dry newspaper will stop or at least slow most handgun
bullets, knives, and shrapnel.
A soft body battery powered RC airplane with a wireless camera that has an extended antenna or
boosted transmit is a great way to get some recon on the pigs at a demonstration. Paint the plane
grey and look for a model with a quiet propeller and the pigies might never even notice it. All you
need is the toy airplane, a camera, and a pocket TV receiver. It might be useful to stick the 'pilot' in
a tree along someone watching the video and helping guide the pilot, the video can be received by
demonstration leaders to plot direction if they need a breakthrough.
First Aid
Carry the following gear in a compartmented bag with the following list at all demonstrations and
posted with activists in safe houses. (this may need to be moved)
Do not use a tourniquet unless there is a severed limb and no other choice, the vascular damage will
often make limb reattachment surgery unsuccessful. Learn arterial pressure points (where you feel
pulses inside the arm near armpit in in the inner leg) instead and save a limb.
• roller gauze - for holding down bandages !never roll on tight!
• 4x4 Gauze - for absorbing blood and bandaging wounds
• Triangle bandage/sling - for slings to protect broken arms and wrists and to sling and swath
an arm against broken ribs
• Cardboard - for making arm splints, use with sling
• adhesive bandages - Hello.....
• Military Dressing - Gunshot/Stabbing
• Foil/Plastic from Military Dressing - Seal sucking chest wound from stabbing/gunshot, open
regularly to allow air to escape then replace
• Adhesive Medical Tape - place gauze for smaller injuries or eye injuries never wrap all the
way around a limb
• Gel Burn Dressing - For Burns
• Paramedic Scissors
• Butterfly dressings - Temporary stitches on minor lacerations until you get to the hospital or
underground doc
• Saline Eye Wash - Teargas and other eye contamination
• Triple Antibiotic Ointment - Prevent infection for minor shallow abrasions and lacerations
If you know a doctor, dentist, veterinarian, paramedic, nurse, PA, or other person that can use it
suturing equipment, IV sets and bags, and other serious medical gear for real emergencies could
save a life if prepositioned in a safe house.
Caching
One of the side affects to the impending demise of the Amerikan empire will be shortages, many
empires have been known to use food shortages to force their will on the commoners in exchange
for daily bread (Do a web search on "Biafra" to see what kind of horror this entails). Caching our
vital supplies is an important part of bringing down the pig empire. It is also a good idea to disperse
a few sets of travel or wilderness gear and a way to get around like a bicycle or cross country skis.
Food Caching
The Mormons, besides being a little square, have one radical idea; storing food for a rainy day. A
storm is brewing and we want to eat too, so here are some things that pack and store well, some of
them even come from our own victory gardens.
• MRE Meals (medium-long life)
• Canned Foods (short-medium life)
• Coffee (short-medium life)
• Dried Beans and Corn (medium-long life)
• Dry Fruit and Raisins (short-medium life)
• Dry Milk (medium life)
• Flour - Preferably Whole Wheat (short life)
• Honey (long life, will keep indefinitely if kept sealed and cool)
• Hot Chocolate Mix (short-medium life)
• Instant Mash Potatoes (short-medium life)
• Oatmeal (medium life)
• Olive Oil in bottles or jugs (medium life)
• Oven Dried Meat Jerky (short life)
• Pasta (medium-long life)
• Rice (medium-long life)
• Salt & Spices (medium-long life)
• Sugar (long life)
• Tea (medium-long life)
• Vegetable Shortening in cans (long life)
• Vinegar (long life)
• Whole Kernel Wheat (long life)
• Whole Nuts (medium-long life)
• Wine (stored with corks down), Hard Liquor/Spirits (long life)
All shelf life estimates assume a cool dry and sealed environment short life=1-2 years, medium
life=2-5 years, long life=10 or more years
Most of these foods can either be grown or bought in large containers, the bulk foods section can
often order 50lb sacks or 5gal buckets of these foods. Get some clean buckets made from food-
grade plastic with good undamaged seals. Drop a block of dry ice into the bucket and then fill with
your food, loosely place the lid, after 30 minutes seal the bucket. This eliminates almost all of the
nutrient damaging oxygen and safely kills any bugs without poisoning the food.
If a can is bulging at the top and/or bottom, there is a very good chance the food inside is not safe to
eat.
Only use long life foods for buried storage. Rotate through storage foods using oldest first in your
normal diet, try not to store foods you would not normally eat. (Helpful mnemonic: "Eat what you
store, and store what you eat.") Try to store some treats like chocolate or hard candy in your stash;
If times are rough, unpalatable foods might not be eaten by picky eaters and people have been
known to starve this way.
MRE's
If you know of a military surplus store, a good Army quartermaster, or if you're simply eBay savvy,
try to grab some MRE's (Military abbreviation for "Meals, Ready to Eat"). An MRE is sealed in a
thick plastic pouch and contains an entree (they come in both meat and non-meat versions), a side
dish and dessert (often a cookie or dried fruit), crackers or bread and a spread (usually peanut butter,
jelly or cheese flavored spread), a beverage powder to mix with water, and an "accessory pack"
containing chewing gum, a moistened towelette, a matchbook, packets of salt and sugar, either a
fork or a spoon, a tea bag or a packet of instant coffee (which will come with a packet of creamer),
and a small pack of toilet paper. Some even come with a "Heater Pouch" that is a plastic sleeve you
put your sealed meal in and add water to activate the magnesium in it to heat the water, giving you a
hot meal (Yum!). (The MRE heaters are a source of hydrogen if you want to make a floating
weather balloon UFO from a big trash bag.)
One MRE contains around 2-3,000 calories, which is about what you need for a light walking stroll
all day. If you're doing hill/mountain climbing, 1 1/2 to 2 should suffice, MRE's are known to cause
constipation and and stomach upset in some so drink lots of water, eat enough fiber, and carry
baking soda to stop the gut burn. A few MRE's make a great caches to pre-stash along a possible
evacuation route.
A number of companies that make MRE's for the Military or other Government operations
(Ameriqual, International Meals Supply, Sopakco, Wornick) also make knock-off versions for
civilian sales. They're the ones with the brand names on them (aPack, Eversafe, MREStar, Sure-
Pak) or sealed in clear plastic, and the ones you'll probably find in camping or Army Surplus stores.
You can read more info about civilian MRE's at http://www.mreinfo.com/.
A trick in the field is to cut the pouch of the food open lengthwise so you can eat out of it like a
bowl. The food is often more filling than flavorful, so if you feel like it, bring a long a few small
packages of spices to perk up your meals.
You can tell how old a Government issue MRE or MRE component is by looking for a four digit
code on the package. The first digit is the last digit of the year, and the next three is the day of the
year it was packaged. So, an MRE with the code "5314" was packaged in the year 2005 (or 1995?)
on November 10th (the 314th day). The shelf life of an MRE depends on what temperature it was
stored at. If it was kept at 90 degrees Fahrenheit, it will stay safe for about 5 years. At 60 degrees, it
can stay safe for 10 years.
Don't feel like you're supporting the Amerikan Department of Destruction by purchasing these;
most were probably stolen anyway, particularly the ones you might find at the gun shows. If they
say "U.S. GOVERNMENT, COMMERCIAL RESALE IS UNLAWFUL" on the package, they're
the real thing. But if the four digit code is missing, it's probably been wiped off and the meal may be
too old to eat.
The US also produces a MRE style humanitarian relief meal which is vegetarian.
Gun Cache
A firearm must be prepared before caching it in the ground, a grease
gun can be used to fill the cleaned dry barrel and goop up the internal
mechanical parts, the outside is also coated in grease and then the
whole gun is wrapped in paper then plastic sacked so the grease is
sealed in. The protected firearm is placed into a PVC Heavy duty pipe
with one pipe cap already cemented on and sealed, a large silica gel
moisture absorber which has been baked at 200Degrees for two hours
is a good idea to add. Place a plastic bag or newspaper wad into the
tube to keep the gun from sliding up the the end that the second pipe
cap is at. cement on with plenty of PVC cement, after everything is
sealed paint the end cap that is safe to saw off.
Ammunition must be cached separately from your greased up weapon,
grease and oil are well known to kill primers leading to dud rounds. It
is a good idea to bury ammo, a gear vest, some good boots, and a little
food next to your rifle so you will be ready for action if it gets so bad.
Bicycles
Our favorite mode of transportation is the bicycle, when times get tougher these will be in great
demand. Plan to have several reserve bikes bought at thrift store prices for when everyone wants
one.
For caching purposes the hardware can be removed and stored in grease or oil or spares can be
purchased. The following are especially sensitive to the elements:
• chain
• cables and cable tubes
• sprockets
• tires
• inner tubes
• springs
If possible store the bicycles in a heated dry room, garages in anywhere but the driest areas will rust
a bicycle in a few years. Bicycles kept outdoors should have all hardware, tires, and inner tubes
removed and placed into a waterproof bucket with silica gel packets, plan several hours to
reassemble such a prepared bicycle. Clean well and spray all exposed steel parts remaining like the
sprockets with a heavy marine spray grease.
Marking a cache
If you are caching your things outside you will need a way to find the treasure, be careful to bury in
a place that they are unlikely to excavate, plough, or build on or you will loose your cache. A piece
of aluminum can with hints impressed onto it and nailed to the upper side of a branch on a
prominent tree or landmark is hard to see from the ground and will last for years, painting the badge
black or green makes it harder for a hiker to find it by chance but also for you to find. To help you
find your cache lay a medium sized rock over the final burial site in case the area gets overgrown.
Don't place all of your trust that GPS will help you find a cache, in the future it may be switched to
another system. Be cautious that you are not observed while placing your cache or you may find it
missing when you need it.
Infiltrating
Intro
With the proper disguise a person can openly walk into most low to medium security buildings. The
most important trick to daylight infiltration is to look like you know where you're going. People are
less likely to stop someone if they look busy or in a hurry. A second trick is to look as if you belong.
It sounds easy but it can be harder than it looks. For example, everyone is comfortable with the UPS
man, so coming in with a dolly full of boxes is to be expected if you have the uniform. A soft drink
stocker is expected to have a dolly full of pop cans. Nobody needs to know that they are empty and
are only at the surface.
Disguise
Perhaps the easiest disguise for a larger building is a pizza delivery man. After a little persistent
search on eBay, a hat and polo shirt/t-shirt with a big pizza company's logo on it can be picked up
second-hand for about $15. Whatever car you have should have a pizza "light" mounted on the
top...which is basically a magnetically-attached light that plugs into your cancerette lighter socket.
You can simply get one of these by ordering a pizza, and when the delivery guy comes with the
pizza, have a fellow brother/sister swipe the light while the transaction takes place.
Quite often you can get through a building without second-glance by simply dressing up a bit. Very
few people will ask questions to a man with a decent-looking business suit on. After all, would you
want to be the piss ant worker who asks the VP of Ass-kissing for your company what he's doing
there?
If a building requires an ID inspection to get into a building, this is not very difficult to replicate
usually. Try to get a good look at the badges by the people entering the building. Notice the actual
ID and its features, then notice what most wear their ID's on (attached to a cord, on a clip, etc.). The
most important thing, however, is to see how carefully the security guard inspects them. If he barely
looks up from his episode of Jerry Springer to wave you in, simply flashing a baseball card at him
may suffice. If he carefully inspects it for a brief moment, he's checking something specific (usually
picture or expiration date).
Business Dress
An important tool for a revolutionary fighter is a nice set or two of business clothing. By wearing
the ceremonial costume of CorpGov you will become almost invisible to many police, security, and
other enforcement bodies who are expecting to see pierced, dreadlocked punks. Wearing clothing of
this type will allow you entry into most offices and banks unhindered. With some planning you can
claim to have business with a manager, sometimes the security desk will even have access to the
building directory and help you find the office you want. Once you arrive if protest is what you like
do a Clark Kent and rip off those ties and coats to reveal t-shirts with your slogan. If you tell a no-
brand thrift store you need to make a job interview they might give you a discount on this type of
clothing, but often a department store with an old guy as a salesman is a better choice for your
monkey suit as sloppiness in dress and hair is a giveaway that you really don't fit in the starched
CorpGov environment.
Although the best method is to observe actual employees of the targeted company, here's a good
rule to go by: in 21st century United States most higher-ups will be seen wearing a quality matched
wool suit coat and trousers, white shirt, conservative tie, dress black shoes and well trimmed hair.
Female Manager types will also be seen in a wool tailored skirt and matching jacket, makeup,
medium heels or flats, and styled hair. Even in high tech where lax dress is the rule, tech managers
might get away with more casual, but the creepy biz-school types still go for the suit. Creepy means
nobody bothers you.
For impersonating your average wage slave, wear a quality set of trousers, belt, dress shoes, and
nice, button-down, tucked-in (VERY IMPORTANT) dress shirt, and tie. Many men these days have
their hair cut short (reduces "anti-hippie" profiling).
Accessorize
1) Cell Phone
Most people have a cell phone close at hand. One way to fake the cell phone is to get a holder/case
and a plastic dummy. With the right holder, no one will be able to tell the difference. For men,
attach this on your belt. For women, the cell phone is less important as many women carry it in their
purse or pocket (our of sight). Thus, the charade is unneeded.
What is special about the cell phone is it creates an impenetrable "don't bother me" bubble and
social norms cause most people to respect this. Use this magic "don't bother me" effect to your
advantage.
2) Briefcase
Briefcases are an expected accessory for medium lever executive types. Often there is now a
cursory search of briefcases and purses when entering office buildings. If you can slip your secret
stuff into the walls, false bottom, or folders inside you are likely to get in with no problems unless
there is an x-ray scanner which is very rare. The more important the exec the smaller the briefcase
is, but assistants may have a huge support load to carry for their boss.
Behavior
To look like you you belong, you must feel like you belong. Copy the busy slave brisk walk, watch
how the monkeys walk and move, a few days of study will be valuable. If you give off a sense of
authority, suspicious people will often stay away to prevent being questioned by the bigwig from
corporate. It can be useful to have a well dressed accomplice who you give orders to, like a mobile
secretary or assistant-type taking notes and such.
It is just fine to ask questions of employees how a system or program works. Ask them to
demonstrate; most users will even turn over their login password so they can show you a login.
Remember: you are a corporate bigwig; why shouldn't they let the VP of auditing see all of this
inside information? Let a kissup who wants a promotion lead you around or show you the vital
areas. He can be your cover.
Confidence, coolness, and a bit of arrogance will get you a long way. Keep moving and everyone
will think you are passing through and you know where you are going. If you pause as if lost or
make a worried eye contact, the questions and suspicions will begin. Look on the directory outside
and know a few manager names to drop as a last ditch dodge if people start asking questions. You
will likely get one shot at infiltration, so make it count. People might talk around the water cooler
and might figure out there is no VP of Auditing after your visit. There is little chance of an
employee admitting that he was the dolt who gave you a login or password, so even if there is a
security audit later on, all may not be lost.
Due to continuing enforcement of 1970's-era "30 day" password rules and rules requiring random
letters and numbers in a password at many companies, you can usually get most of the login
information you need from a reminder note in the desk drawer, cubicle wall, or a post-it note stuck
to the monitor.
If you are setting up a snoop, secret server, or other device, waltz right in and set it up -- unless it is
very suspicious you should have no problem. A regular empty tower computer case is a great
toolbox, you can sneak all kinds of things in hidden inside.
Insider Help
Unhappy Workers
Remember, the low payed janitors, handymen, cafeteria workers, and what not are looked down on
and paid little (usually minimum wage), while the bosses earn thousands. They will probably help
you out for a small price or as a way to "get back" at their employers.
Keep your eyes open for higher-ups that are overly nasty to their employees. Many employees with
unnecessarily mean supervisors would gladly look the other way if you wanted to sneak into an
office to look at files, get keys, etc.
If you troll the pubs near the business you can often lift a pass key/card from an employee. Sadly
many office workers are very lonely, some attention from an interested party can often get amazing
results that years of hacking would fail at. "Accidentally" meet up with your mark if they like to
frequent a bar and lift what you need once they are full of liquor.
Security Systems
You will need good information on the security in the place you wish to infiltrate. Know where
cameras and sensors are located, and how sensitive they are, play with the sensors and see what
lights the indicators during a daytime visit if possible. An insider might know if the security system
is tied into door locks and if there are any alternate escapes. If you do screw up and set off the alarm
then go to S.E.R.E. mode.
Cameras
The crude way to disable a camera is to zap it with a few paintballs or spraypaint, this makes it clear
that tampering has happened when the donut boys make their rounds and the loudness of most
paintball guns. With the availability of cheap lasers a more sophisticated attack can be made. Tape
the switch down on the laser and aim into the camera lens as you are coming around the corner, use
a dental mirror to help you see around, this will almost always wash out any image on the camera,
since you have work to do laser-dazzle the hands free way, stick the laser high up on the wall with
modeling clay(remember clay takes fingerprint impressions). All that this will do is wash out the
image on the camera, if you aim is good and the guard is stupid he might not notice the laser is
shining into the camera when he checks things out. If you tie string through the clay you can yank
your laser around a corner after you get past.
Making a laser dazzler from a green laser pointer or scavenged blue-ray DVD burner laser module
or even a regular DVD burner has a better chance of blotting out the whole camera image and
possibly even burning out a camera without any obvious outside damage. It might do to wear laser
goggles or at least use wrap around sunglasses with laser resistant film taped inside (get at a science
supply store or university physics lab, know the frequency of the laser you are using) since these are
powerful lasers.
Alarm Line
If you can simply disable the alarm connection line (some dial on a normal phone line some have a
dedicated alarm line) this might be the best option, be sure to put a resistive load back onto the line
(have a multimeter and selection of resistors handy), a cut alarm line will always indicate a fault and
security or police will usually be called. Once the line has been disabled you will likely still have to
contend with loud sirens on site if you trip the system. Be wary a few alarms use a wireless
transmission to the security booth or alarm company. Do not assume a power outage will knock out
the alarm, most have batteries.
Hostile Situations
Your best escape is knowing where to run, once trapped you might be forced to fight making your
legal situation much worse should you be arrested. For more good escape info see S.E.R.E.
Planning
Remember, no matter how perfect and planned your operation is, there will always be several
factors to give you away, which you must be prepared for in advance. If possible, find as many
plans of the building you are to infiltrate in advance, and study them - make sure these plans are as
up-to-date as possible. Mark all entrances and exits, rooms you will be targeting, and possible areas
of importance to both yourself and staff. You will need to memorize the entire building layout -
failing this, at least make sure you can remember the way to at least three escape routes at all times.
Weapons
Seriously consider the cost/benefit ratio of when choosing to bring a weapon it could move a
misdemeanor breaking and entering charge to a serious assault or weapons felony even with less
than lethal devices.
A great device for emergency exits is the small fire extinguisher turned pepper spray blaster in
Weapons for Street Fighting, it should clear out a floor or two even in a large building. Of course,
you will need a gas mask or respirator and goggles in your bag to use it effectively.
Briefcase
Briefcases should really be used on every infiltration, because the uses of the items stored inside
outweigh the risks. Wait outside the building you are targeting when staff are leaving - check out the
size and shape of the briefcases they are using, so you will be able to blend in even more. Now, here
comes the most interesting part - packing your briefcase. Keep it light, but don't leave out any of the
essentials. Take a plan of the building, a balaclava (other methods of covering your face, as masks,
helmets etc. are difficult to conceal in a briefcase), and a paintball marker and around fifty paint
balls - these can be used to temporarily "blind" CCTV cameras, but you will need to practice well to
hit your target. After these items, the contents of your briefcase will vary depending on the style of
your mission. (In some jurisdictions a paintball gun/marker may be considered carrying a weapon in
commission of a crime, also remember they are loud.)
Escape
If you have been discovered, you will need to get out - fast. The quickest way to clear an entire
building is to activate the fire alarms, either by holding a lighter to a smoke detector, or smashing an
alarm, then just slip into the nearest crowd and walk out. This method will attract a lot of attention
when a fire is not discovered anywhere - however, by then you can be far away, with ease.
For a less dramatic exit, simply head to any of the three possible exits you memorized earlier, and
slip out when nobody is watching you. Claiming you are going for a cigarette is a great excuse, and
nobody will notice your failure to return before at least five minutes have passed.
If you cannot have a getaway car and driver of your own running outside, notify a brother or sister
in advance, so that upon receiving a phone call from you they can arrive outside of the building and
collect you. If timed well, this particular method of escape can be pretty effective - you can usually
escape a long time before your actions are discovered, and even longer before the pigs arrive.
If you are are discovered and trapped, your only other options apart from surrendering can become
life-threatening. While dangerous, heading for the roof will help you get extra time, and can also get
you a better view to consider your options.
If there are any nearby buildings, and you have packed rope and a grappling hook, you could
attempt to use the rope as a zipline to get across; however, this is hard enough in a group, and by
yourself this would be extremely hard to pull off. This technique requires about thirty pounds of
specialized rope gear and lots of training. Rope rescue and technical climbing training is very useful
in many unexpected spider man type intrusion techniques.
Another much less risky method of escaping using rope is to tie one end of the rope to something
extremely secure at the top of the building, and abseil down the building. Remember the rope is
your life at this moment, and you are taking a calculated risk if you don't use the correct safety
equipment, but there isn't always time. For this method to work, you are probably going to need to
create a distraction of some sort (e.g. letting off a very large smoke device or having friends chuck a
few pepper gas grenades near the cops to tear their eyes up) and immediately begin to run when you
hit the ground. If you need to abseil, leave the rest of your equipment behind.
When planning for a roof abseil/rappel escape at a
minimum wear a self rescue belt(look in a rope rescue
catalog), a descent device of your choice, and some 5mm
Spectra cord at least ten meters longer than the building.
Look for an anchor that will take at least a ton of pull use
a loop at least a meter in length and tie a figure-eight
follow through knot. Use your jacket or other thick
clothing as edge protection anywhere the rope hits
concrete, army surplus fire hose is the best edge guard but
heavy. Don't ever use hardware store rope, it might just
break when you are on it, it is completely unsafe for life
safety usage, we will only buy and use UIAA certified
climbing ropes that we have carefully inspected for cuts
and dents.
Depending on the height of the building you are in, and
how close the surrounding buildings are, you can attempt
a running leap; however, the chances of the distance and
height allowing you to pull this off are very slim, so always be sure you can successfully pull off the
jump. Mistakes will get you killed, so this is not an escape method to be used lightly.
See more escape in S.E.R.E.
Outside Links
Urban Exploration Resource http://www.uer.ca/ has many good forums and data on inflitration of
various closed areas
LockSmithing
Alarm
Beware even if you can get past the lock there may be an alarm.
Warded Locks
These are the old fashioned looking locks that have the keyhole shape which can usually be opened
with a piece of stiff wire.
Lock Bumping
A very effective and easy way to open almost any lock. Have a key fitting the lock cut to maximum
depth on all cylinders leaving shallow elevations between, the tip and shoulder are filed back 1mm,
your bump key is ready. If tapped with a screwdriver handle, while applying a gentle turning
pressure in the direction of opening, will bounce the pins separating them and allowing the lock to
turn after a few tries. see also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lock_bumping
Door Jack
If you can use a jack of some sort to bow out the door frame even deadbolts might be defeated in
seconds, put plywood squares at the contact points to prevent scarring the door frame.
Combination Locks
Used on safes and padlocks they can be opened by listening to the clicks of the mechanism, beating
the combo out of its owner, or dynamiting the safe. The safecracker listening to the clicks is often
offended by the sound of detonating dynamite next to his head.
Cheap padlocks can sometimes be shimmed with some beverage can material down the hole that it
closes into. It is also often easy to break cheap locks by holding on tightly and jerking it hard a few
times until it opens, assuming you have no bolt cutters.
Copy a Key
Plaster Mold
OSS officers in WW-II sometimes carried a key kit containing plaster of paris and talcum powder
that they would take an impression of a key on both sides, the talcum powder would keep the two
plaster sides from sticking as the impression was taken. A special low melting point alloy would be
melted with a candle and poured into the mold making hopefully a perfect if flimsy copy key. One
possible alloy is Cerrotru or other Cerro alloy, Bismuth-Lead, Tin, Cadmium & Indium Alloys
which melt at between 160° F and 281° F, low enough that a candle or even boiling water would
work. Tin and bismuth can also be melted to make a similar melting alloy.
Prox cards
Most prox cards have an encrypted chip that is fed a signal and then responds with an answer via
radio frequency. A reader/writer for your card would be needed to hack it. It is easier to pickpocket
a prox card from an employee. see Infiltrating
Stick a Lock
As mentioned elsewhere in this book remember that superglue will seize a lock, first blast the lock
with a shot of carburetor cleaner to remove any oils then shoot a whole tube into the keyhole. The
lock should be operation and difficult to remove since the pins will be seized, don't do this as a gag,
it is an expensive fix as the door may also need to be replaced from the violent removal of the lock
mechanism.
Outside Links
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lock_picking
http://www.instructables.com/id/E3RGSYZ641EQHOASFH/ Lock pinking Instructable
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand_cuff#Escaping
Trashing
2008 is different from 1968 in many ways, not least of which is that the culture of law enforcement
is simultaneously more organized, less volatile and more by-the-book. On the other hand, the
culture of our government has put groups like the FBI, the CIA and law enforcement in general on a
very dangerous path. It's not unreasonable to see this path as one leading towards something like
full-on martial law. So, while we're not there yet, thats definitely one of the cities on the route, so
we should be prepared.
We can learn a lot from our ancestors in revolutionary brotherhood, who had to deal with riotous
cops much more suddenly than we're likely to have to deal with them.
The first rule of pacifists is to turn the other cheek, after that many pacifists disappear forever..
The second rule is to protect yourselves and your brothers and sisters from unnecessary violence,
whether it be from cops, private law enforcement douchebags, campus security, or undercover
government thugs.
STOP Signs
Piss off the man by putting a message of rebellion on a symbol of conformity. Get yourself a can of
white spray paint and a piece of cardboard. Use a knife or a razor to cut a stencil out the cardboard
to say what it is you want to "stop". Try to make it the same font as that used on the sign. Some
suggestions are: BUSH, WAR, THE ARMS RACE, RACISM, BIG BROTHER, or EATING
ANIMALS (if you're into animal rights). If you feel like making people laugh, put
HAMMERTIME, EATING VEGETABLES, THE INSANITY, DROP AND ROLL, or
COLLABORATE AND LISTEN.
Pig Formations
It's important to know that cops, in most states, of the new millennium do not confront anybody
without other pigs to back them up. This is especially important when pulling a covert mission, such
as graffiti. Like any good revolutionary, you should have one lookout while performing anything
anyway so once a pig is spotted, get out of there, for a little bit at least. Many times, once a cop
spots you, they'll call other pigs to do formations around you, most of which are quite obvious what
they are doing. Just pull something they don't suspect and your pretty much out of reach for them.
Most suspects get minimum 3 cops on them, all of which they need to get a view of you doing your
"crime." One really fast one to pull on them, is jump in a dumpster. Don't worry, the same germs in
a dumpster are pretty much the same you could find in an elevator or a sink, and most pigs will be
dumbfounded when you pull this.
Original Trashing
Ever since the Chicago pigs brutalized the demonstrators in August of 1968, young people have
been read to vent their rage over Amerika's inhumanity by using more daring tactics than basic
demonstrations. There is a growing willingness to do battle with the pigs in the streets and at the
same time to inflict property damage. It's not exactly rioting and it's not exactly guerrilla warfare; it
has come to be called "Trashing." Most trashing is of a primitive nature with the pigs having the
weapon and strategy advantage. Most trashers rely on quick young legs and a nearby rock. By
developing simple gang strategy and becoming acquainted with some rudimentary weapons and
combat techniques, the odds can be shifted considerably.
Remember, pigs have small brains and move slowly. All formations, signals, codes and other
procedures they use have to be uniform and simplistic. The Army Plan for Containment and Control
of Civil Disorders, published by the Government Printing Office, contains the basic thinking for all
city, county and state storm troopers. A trip to the library and a look at any basic text in criminology
will help considerably in gaining an understanding of how pigs act in the street. If you study up,
you'll find you can, with the aid of a bullhorn or properly adjusted walkie-talkie, fuck up many
intricate pig formations. "Left flank-right turn!" said authoritatively into a bullhorn pointed in the
right direction will yield all sorts of wild results.
You should trash with a group using a buddy system to keep track of each other. If someone is
caught by a pig, other should immediately rush to the rescue if it's possible to do so without
sustaining too many losses. If an arrest is made, someone from your gang should take responsibility
for seeing to it that a lawyer and bail bread are taken care of. Never abandon a member of your
gang.
Avoid fighting in close quarters. You run less risk by throwing an object than by personally
delivering the blow with a weapon you hold in your hand. We suppose this is what pigs refer to as
"dirty fighting." All revolutionaries fight dirty in the eyes of the oppressors. The British accused the
Minutemen of Lexington and Concord of fighting dirty by hiding behind trees. The U.S. Army
accuses the Viet Cong of fighting dirty when they rub a pointed bamboo shoot in infected shit and
use it as a land mine. Mayor Daley says the Yippies squirted hair spray and used golf balls with
spikes in them against his innocent blue boys. No one ever accused the U.S. of being sneaky for
using an air force in Southeast Asia or the Illinois State Attorney's office of fighting dirty when it
murdered Fred Hampton and Mark Clark while they lay in bed. We say: all power to the dirty
fighters!
Paint
Paint applied on a pig's face mask will mean he has to take it off, but if it gets in his eyes he is going
to the hospital. But once he has his face mask off, it's a fair fight, so try not to make him blind in the
process. It is easy to find non-toxic paints mix 50% with water and use a squirt bottle to project it,
brown will really have a psychological effect.
Pink dye which doesn't wash out of skin will have a major psychological effect on homophobic
cops especially if used exclusively to mark the most abusive skull cracker pigs, wear gloves to keep
the evidence off of you.
Paintball Guns
These weapons function very well for covering a pig's helmet, riot vehicle windshield, or camera
lens at a distance. With upwards of 250-320 pounds of pressure behind each paintball, these guns
can do serious damage at close range. At a longer range, the best targets are groin, head (if you don't
have any other choice), and occasionally torso; the legs and arms are too small of targets.
For less than lethal response a good marker gun with a hopper full of frozen paintballs (stick them
in the freezer overnight) becomes a .68 caliber pain weapon. Avoid aim at the temples and neck this
has a small chance of killing a person, hits to the eyes could blind a cop, frozen ammo or not. At
close range, a few frozen paintballs to the lower extremities will disable a person (although, as
mentioned before, it's not very practical to aim for such a small target at medium to long range.)
Keep in mind, a paintball marker with a hopper of frozen paintballs is a potentially lethal weapon,
so you should expect the pigs to treat it as such if you get busted (that is, if they don't just open fire
with their real guns.) You should treat it with the same respect you'd treat any firearm.
If you see riot cops loading paintball guns it might be for marking protesters (beware they may use
long lasting indelible dye or UV invisible dye) but it is likely police special hard plastic or rubber
anti-citizen rounds which are classed as less than lethal. These rounds heavier and harder than the
previous frozen rounds are sprayed into the crowd to cause a retreat. Expect large numbers to be
fired to disperse an unruly demonstration. They do serious damage up close, so avoid letting the
pigs shoot you. Consider loading your marker up with fitting bouncy balls and shooting back. Even
when they use their "less than lethal" paint balls they probably won't accept your paintball gun as
being nonlethal, that would be playing fair, as always expect the pigs to overreact.
Potato Guns
The pigs use a grenade launcher to brutalize activists up from a distance. If these heavy rubber
baton shells hit you in the head or abdomen it's going to do some serious damage (potentially
death.)
We have our own launcher that can be introduced into the fight and only costs a little money. We
warn you that the appearance of a bazooka-like weapon will likely turn any demonstration into a
police massacre and they will liberally use deadly force if they see or hear the spud gun introduced
into a riot situation.
Popping a few of these at a squad car or a group of armored riot troops may be useful to slow down
a police charge and cover a retreat.
A spud gun is usually made from what (in Amerika) is called Schedule 40 or Schedule 80 PVC
drain pipe. DO NOT use pipe marked "DWV" or Drain/Waste/Vent. This material has much thinner
walls than the other types, and can explode in your hands when fired!
Materials:
• 1-2 feet of 4 inch PVC (40 or 80 schedule) pipe
• 2-4 feet of 2 inch PVC (40 or 80 schedule) pipe
• 4 inch threaded cleanout
• threaded plug for 4 inch cleanout
• 3 to 2 inch adapter
• 4 to 3 inch adapter
• PVC cement
• electrical or flint igniter
• ram-rod
• combustible spray (Aqua-Net aerosol hairspray works good)
Assemble and cement in this order 2 inch pipe -> 2 to 3 inch adapter -> 3 to 4 inch adapter -> 4 inch
pipe -> 4 inch threaded cleanout. Do not cement the threaded plug into the cleanout! Your spudgun
now looks like a bazooka but needs a ignition system to light the spray fumes. There are two easy
options a Coleman lantern flint lighter which could be bought in camping stores or the gas grill
piezo-electric igniter. Placing the igniter as close to the front of the 4 inch pipe combustion chamber
makes it less likely to foul from repeated spraying of hairspray. At the place where the barrel meets
the adapters a long screw or two will prevent a spud from going too far and falling into the
combustion chamber. Sharpening the front of the pipe will let you easily cut your spuds right from
the sack as you are loading.
Piezo-Electric Install
Drill 2 small pilot holes 2-3cm apart and put long wood screws into the holes angled that the tips
are about .75cm apart. Attach wires to these screws and connect to the piezo igniter, don't forget to
insulate with tape to prevent shorts and misfires. Secure the wires and cover with tape to prevent
snags, The igniter can be put into a bazooka handle like a trigger.
Firing
Ram a potato down the barrel, prepping the barrel with nonstick cooking spray or oil makes this
easier especially the first time. Spray your fuel for 1-4 sec into a open end, and screw shut. Fire the
igniter and BOOM!! Practice firing and spraying but always expect misfires about 1 in 3 shots
especially on windy days.
Canned hairspray is good fuel as it is high in alcohol and uses propane as a propellant you can try
others but gasoline or ether/starting fluid don't increase your power just the fire danger and damage
to your launcher. Hot wax or other lubricant is good on the cap threads before firing for the first
time as the spray residue can stick it shut, don't tighten past easy hand tightness.
Alternate Ammunition
A plastic shopping sack is a good wad for putting just about anything into your spud gun. A golf
ball or small stone works good for a projectile, just be sure not to put something too heavy as it
won't get much speed and land near you. Your spud gun can make a useful mortar to lob your own
tear gas shells into a pig assembly area or to disburse WTO delegates from a distance.
Alternate Propellant
If you can get your hands on any of the following and an effective way to control their firing you
can make the spud gun much more reliable to fire.
Rifle blanks have enough powder to launch a potato with great force and excellent reliability if
installed right. A length of steel pipe nipple that is drilled out to fit the blank cartridge can be PVC
glued and threaded into the end cap of the spud gun. The firing will cause a high pressure in the
cartridge blowing it open, the large spud gun chamber will reduce the pressure to safe levels
blowing the spud out like a police baton round. Beware the recoil and try to remote test the first 10
shots if possible. the most likely failure is blowing off the barrel at the glue point which is weaker
than the pipe walls. Use of a cleanout cap is still suggested in case a potato gets stuck in the gas
expansion chamber. A spring loaded striker hammer attached creatively to the launcher or center
punch tool will fire the blank cartridge.
Air Powered
For people who want a slightly more advanced version that is air-powered, you will need:
• 1x 1.5 inch ball valve
• 1x 1.5 inch sch40 3-5 ft. long
• 1x 2 inch sch40 2-4 ft. long
• 2x 2 inch sch40 4 inches
• 2x 2 inch sch40 90(degree) elbows
• bike tire
• pump or small compressor
• 1x 2 inch end cap
The idea is to use the two inch pipe as an air chamber. One elbow is attached to the end, a 4 inch
piece of pipe is inserted, this goes to the next elbow making a 180 degree turn. The remaining 4
inch piece is inserted in the elbow. then the ball valve is fitted within it. A 1/4 inch hole is drilled in
the large piece of 2 inch pipe. the valve removed from a bike tire is inserted through the hole from
the inside and duct taped in, be sure to allow the air to flow in. Now attach the end cap over the
open end of the two inch pipe. The 1.5 inch pipe is your barrel and is attached to the ball valve.
Use proper solvent cement connection on the pipes.
operation:
The ball valve is closed. Next, the ammo is rammed down the barrel( use any appropriate tool as a
ramrod). Next the pump is used to fill the air chamber to a decent pressure(70-100 psi). The weapon
is now loaded. This process takes a while but the results are much more impressive and reliable
when fired. to fire: -point at target -quickly rotate ball valve
The air pressure is released from your chamber down your barrel and accelerates your projectile...
fast. the caliber is smaller, but a level shot with a 2 foot barrel can go well over 300 feet (in a
fraction of a second by the way). The longer barrels and larger chambers will yield even better
results. I can say from experience that a 42" barrel and 42" chamber at 80 psi will fire a potato at
450-600 fps, depending on the barrel seal.
Anti-tire Burrs
These are easy to make, and quite an effective way of stopping cars. To
make them, simply bend together two pieces of steel rod and arc weld in a
way that no matter which way the device falls one point is sticking straight
up. Make sure that these nails are both long(4 inches 10cm or longer) and
thick(at least 1/4 inch or 5mm) as car tires have a really thick outer layer
(these have the tread on them) as well as woven wire mesh that you need to
puncture. Sprinkle these liberally across a road to prevent four-wheeled
intruders. They're quite effective, but they take some time to make -- so
gather together a few friends the night before a protest. Heavy metal like
the thickness of a door hinge at a minimum ground to the shape of a bowtie
and twisted in a vice ninety degrees so a point is always sticking up are called caltrops and will
flatten normal squad car tires in under a second.
If slitting tires on a parked car go for the inside wall near the bead where rubber meets the steel
wheel where it can't be repaired, this is hard to diagnose quickly especially if you also rip out or
break off the valve stem, causing the vehicle to remain out of service longer.
Track Team
If you are faced with tracked apposition from bulldozers to battle tanks you can pop the track pins
with a short piece of steel railroad track rail. Somehow get the rail under the track just as it is going
from fully flexed around the caster wheels to flat as it rides horizontally on top or bottom. these
track pins are tough so if the driver is moving slow and is smart enough to recognize a track jam he
may just stop the vehicle and a quick reverse may dislodge the jam. Pieces of rail can be found
laying around near railroad yards or sometimes around recently repaired tracks, they are very heavy
but can be cut using a carbide cutoff wheel, it may take several disks to cut through. The only way
to really decommission these vehicles is highly illegal and dangerous- a high explosive shaped
charge or a thermite device. Instructions on how to make shaped charges can be found in the Army
31-210 book we provide in DIY Defense. One in the wrong spot might kill the crew rather than the
vehicle though so watch out. The thermite will almost surely cause a fire see Other Weapons for
instructions.
Abrasive Personality
Long term damage of equipment with bearings can be accomplished by using an coarse metal
polishing abrasive powder mixed into a grease cartrige and injecting this into the grease fittings on
the bearings. This is by no means an instant way to eliminate a vehicle or machine, but does
expensive damage and may have an effect within minutes or it may take days or even weeks
depending on the speed of the bearing. Look for these fittings on dozer track bearings, wheel
bearings, suspension components, universal and CV joints, Drive line parts, etc. Some places don't
even need the grease gun, you can just slit a rubber cover and slather your spiked grease onto the
sensitive part. This method of equipment destruction was a favorite of resistance fighters in WW-II
Europe. If busted the courts and current laws will view abrasive destroyed equipment in a much
better light than say arson.
Pigs on Horses
Marbles in large numbers on hard pavement will trip a horse and panic them, rubber snakes are also
known to scare some horses. If you can somehow detach the saddle the cop falls off. Horses are
over a thousand pounds and deadly, while we want to protect an innocent animal they might
become an innocent victim in our struggle for freedom, remember it was the corpgov police that
brought them into harms way by using them as a tool of oppression.
Helicopters
We all hate the 1984-esque police choppers above us at demonstrations, raids, and other police
actions. First off once a helicopter is in the air we don't touch it, that means no lasers aimed at
pilots, no chains or cables into rotors, home brew stinger missiles, whatever, these are all out, a
crashing helicopter usually kills the crew, that is murder, and the destruction and fire on the ground
can easily kill many more innocents!
If you hate that helicopter so much get it when it is parked. Aircraft are made of lightweight
material you would be amazed how quickly a sledgehammer, hatchet, bolt cutters, saw, and
abrasives will destroy these delicate machines. Especially vulnerable are the jet turbine and
transmission, open these up and smashy smashy!! Never try sneaky attacks on aircraft, if you are
out to destroy make it blatant, hell leave an itemized destruction list, so that there is not any mid air
failure and crash attributed to your actions.
Fuel Adulteration
Linseed oil in a fuel tank will destroy an engine according to tests at the US army Frankfort
Arsenal. Sugar took many hours and several sugared tanks to produce minimal to no results because
it only blocks the fuel filter if there is agitation to bring it around in the in the fuel tank (about as
effective as dirt in gasoline). Many adulterants will be stopped by fuel or oil filters, try to find one
that dissolves in the fuel. A good way to introduce an adulterant in modern locked fuel systems is to
make a sharpened needle type tip for a garden sprayer filed with adulterant, one member of the team
crawls under the car and identifies the filler line or fuel line and the other pumps the chemical into
the tank. Many of these mixes will cause smoking which will at least take the unit out of service
until the tank is drained but will not require an engine replacement. If the fuel line is reachable
injecting a few hundred cc of paint will likely destroy the sensors and maybe the fuel injectors
taking the unit out of service for a few days. Styrofoam thickens gasoline considerably, and reduces
the burn rate, this can stop an engine.
Clubs
Club type weapons besides being mostly non lethal when used against the leg muscles and buttocks
usually have a longer range than concealable knives and are normally able to incapacitate in one or
two strikes. Baseball bats are the baseline with short "tire checker" bats used by truckers and C or D
cell Maglight flashlight/torches for tight areas, a police collapsible baton is an excellent choice for
concealablity length when extended and effectiveness in bruising an attacker to the point that they
retreat or go to the ground. A Kubaton type weapon is small to fit in the hand and intended to cause
pain when used as a striking or pressure point weapon; thick wooden dowel, MiniMag
flashlight/torches and tactical flashlights all have the hard edges needed for striking but the tactical
light has the advantage of momentarily blinding your opponent with a burst of bright light. A
roadwork stake ( the 2 foot long giant steel nail thing) can be destructive enough to take down a
small tree when swung forcibly. They are easy to acquire, but can cause serious permanent bodily
damage.
Addition of spikes and wire to a club may make it a little more scary but mostly just increase the
danger to yourself in an over swing or miss, they are difficulty of carry, and greatly increase the
chance of snagging and loss in the body of your target, it is useless in a non lethal confrontation and
cannot be explained as anything other than a very cruel killing device if found by the police.
Whips
The bull whip requires a good open distance forward and backward to be effective and about 1.5
seconds lead time between strikes it is not very practical against humans. A better whipping weapon
is the African shambok, it is a stiff but flexible nylon stick about 15mm diameter and nearly a meter
long tapering toward the tip to 9mm with a rubber one hand grip. The shambok was very painful but
non-lethal although it had a reputation for leaving huge welts and sometimes even breaking the
skin. Aim for unpadded backs, legs ,and buttocks for best results.
Considerations
Be sure to consider the danger to yourself and penalty for carrying and use of a weapon versus its
effectiveness and usefulness in expected situations.
Slings
A sling is a home-made weapon consisting of two lengths of heavy-duty cord each attached
securely at one end to a leather patch that serves as a pocket to cradle the rock. Place the rock in the
pouch and grab the two pieces of cord firmly in your hand. Whirl the rock round and round until
gravity holds it firmly in the pouch. When you feel you have things under control, let one end of the
cord go and the rock will fly out at an incredible speed. You should avoid using the sling in a thick
crowd (rooftop shooting is best). Practice is definitely needed to gain any degree of accuracy.
Knife Fighting
Knife fighting is an act oft romanticized, however very few understand the cold realities of what
exactly it entails. Knife fighting, in west side story Hollywood version that most people imagine is a
total fallacy. Real knife fighting is closer to a prison style shanking than a real fight.
If your opponent can see that you have a knife before it's too late to prevent his stabbing, you have
failed. Brandishing your knife only gives your adversary more time to react. You should close
distance, draw your already opened knife and stab your adversary as many times as possible as
quickly as possible. Do not slash, as this is a slow waste of effort and not near as fatal as a stab. Go
for the chest and stomach, as these are the easiest to hit and hardest to really defend. A few good
stabs and your opponent will almost always go into shock, and without medical attention, will most
likely die. Do not depend on this, however. Continue to attack until you are certain that your
opponent is dead or at least incapacitated. Engaging in knife fights is a foolish game requiring
almost suicidal aggressiveness in order to win. Remember, this isn't West Side Story. If you have a
knife and need to kill a man with it, you have no time for circling and fooling around. Close in and
kill him before he knows what hit him to maximize your own chance of survival. Statistically the
puller of the knife is 50% more likely to be stabbed. The good news is if you survive a knife wound
can usually be repaired with surgery, nerves and all.
If you have a jacket and no weapon either wrap it around your arm since you are going to use your
weak arm as a sacrificial shield anyway or whip at your opponent to distract. Don't forget to use
your other arm to either grapple or punch your opponent so he will be distracted. An old mobster
trick is to take off your belt and use it in the off hand as a whip. A good blow with a belt buckle will
seriously hurt and can cause your opponent to drop his knife. A quick hard hit or knee to the groin
on a guy will end most knife fights. A baseball bat, walking stick, or even a cane has a longer reach
than a knife, a stab or two to the face or abdomen with a umbrella might take the fight out of your
opponent. Don't be afraid to swing a shopping cart, chair, or stool at your enemy to slow him down.
Don't listen to Abbie's recommendation of a switchblade, most of these are real junk if they are
foreign made(several US brands are quality like Benchmade and USA but they cost over $100),
instead a pocket knife with a pocket hook to keep it available and a thumb hole or stud to let you
flip the blade out quickly, CRKT and Spyderco are two good brands. The CRKT M16 is an
especially good deal at around $30 for a good quality folding knife. Practice drawing and opening
when bored, but not around other people (it makes you look a little crazy). If you are the Rambo
type you might like the SAS or Gerber MkII style, but these double sided commando knives are
useless for anything other than combat and if you are not an expert or end up grappling it will
probably also get you cut, commando daggers are for surprise sentry kills not squared off fights.
Keep in mind that a large knife like this is very difficult to conceal.
If your opponent already has a knife, things change quite a bit, but many of the same rules still
apply. Don't bother with gimmicks like bio-mechanical cutting. Don't circle like you're in a Jets vs
Sharks rumble. Close the distance and go for the kill. Every shot you throw should be a kill shot.
Also, don't think you can take a good cut or stab and continue fighting. Chances are, if your
opponent has dealt more than a scratch, you'll go into shock and will be killed. Only trade a cut for
a kill. Hold your knife with a fencing grip, pointed towards your opponent. This maximizes your
reach and allows for lightning fast stabs.
The moral of the story is you have several choices when you see a knife:
• Run away - You probably won't get cut and you'll look like the good guy to the cops, too bad
if you feel like a wimp.
• Pull a gun and shoot/not shoot - probably won't get cut, could end up in jail for a long time.
• Pull your own knife - win or loose you will probably get cut and end up in jail.
So pack a gun if it makes sense in case you get cornered (and then don't hesitate for even a moment)
but try to run away and stay out of trouble.
To practice knife fighting, use markers. Training knives also work, but unlike a marker, you can't
see where you've been hit by them.
Sharpening
All knives can be sharpened with a number of different tools, although serrated knives require a rod
sharpener. There are four tools for sharpening a knife: a rod sharpener, a motorized sharpener, a "V"
sharpener, and a stone.
Rod Sharpeners
Rod sharpeners, also called sharpening steels, are all but useless for making a dull knife sharp.
They're meant for keeping an already sharp knife in pristine condition. Forget any nonsense you've
seen in the movies where a man puts a knife over a steel rod and it is razor sharp: if it was that sharp
after the steel, it was damn close before.
Motorized Sharpeners
In general, these are terrible devices. The old saying "you get what you pay for" doesn't normally
apply, especially to those of us that pay as rarely as we can, but it does apply here. Motorized
sharpeners were developed to satisfy an increasingly lazy market of people who either don't know
or don't care enough about knife maintenance to actually take care of their knives.
"V" Sharpeners
"V" sharpeners are extremely useful tools in that they shorten a sharpening job from hours to
minutes. Be warned: these actually take microscopic chips of metal out of your knife, giving it a
miniature serration. While this works for the first few cuts, after a while it can wreck a blade.
Stones
Sharpening on a stone is a time consuming practice, but has numerous advantages. Firstly, nothing
gets a knife sharper than steady honing over a stone. Second, there's no risk of damage to the blade
when done properly, unlike with V sharpeners or domestic motorized ones. Third, it's easy to learn,
and actually rather relaxing; sharpening a knife can be a zen-like experience if you let it. There are
two kinds of stones: water and oil. Oil stones generally give a better result, since the oil adheres to
the stone and lubricates better when the knife passes over. The downside is that the stone is messy,
requiring a fair amount of clean up, and you have to have oil on hand to use it. Not just any oil,
either. This makes it less useful for your average on-the-go person who doesn't have the time or
money to pick up a fresh tube of stone oil while underground. Water stones, which can provide a
less perfect finish, are much better to work with in general. They clean up easily, and all you need to
do is get them wet; any water will work. This means whether you're underground in the city, the
outdoors, or just relaxing without the heat on you, a water stone is equally useful for keeping your
knife ready for use. The blade should be held at an angle to the stone, about 20 to 30 degrees. Press
the edge of the blade onto the stone, and drag it across, moving from base to tip. Repeat four more
times for total of 5 strokes, then do the other side of the edge. Repeat until desired sharpness is
achieved. For maximum sharpness, run the blade over a honing steel afterwards; this removes small
burrs in the steel and corrects minor problems in the length of the blade, giving it that extra-sharp
finish. If you don't have a steel do like the old time barbers and strope it against a leather belt.
When done properly, a knife sharpened like this will remove the tip of a man's finger with the same
amount of effort it takes to push down a stapler. So be smart - a knife can just as easily cut you.
Unarmed Defense
Being able to defend yourself is always a good idea -- if you want to be safe in Amerika, it might be
a good idea to learn some basic self-defense. A book is not enough take some classes and
practice regularly.
Grappling
With the amount of armor worn by the pigs today, strikes can be under-effective. Also, the pigs will
try to take you to the ground to arrest you, so you had better have grappling skills. Here's some
basic judo:
Break Falls
When falling backwards, you want to land on your shoulder blades (upper back). You can favour
either side or fall on both. The most important thing to remember when falling is to tuck your head
into your chest (as they say in judo: "look at your belt"). This will help prevent dangerous head and
neck injuries.
Center of Balance
Balance occurs on both the y- and x-axis (vertical and horizontal, respectively). To find your center
of balance, start by standing normally (back straight,arms at your side, feet shoulder width apart).
Draw a line through your feet, so that the line passes through the middle of each foot. The center
point of this line represents your vertical balance. (the point directly below your crotch). On the x-
axis, it is one thumbs-width below your belly button, where your waste is.
As you move your weight from one foot to the other, you will become less balanced. Exploiting this
weakness is important for grounding your opponent.
Hip Throws
Here, you use your hip to unbalance your opponent. The trick is to get your
center of balance below his, by bending your knees. You then lift him by
straightening your knee. You then throw him by turning.
Let's try a basic hip throw, one similar to the Floating Loin: Start by facing
your opponent, holding his inside right arm in your left hand, and put your
right arm around his waste, leaving his left arm free (don't worry, if done
properly, he'll be on the ground before he can even think to strike with his
free left). Turn into your opponent (your ass should be just about in front of
their crotch), bending your knees as you come in, so as your belt or waste is
below their belt or waste. Pull them close to you with your right. Straighten
your legs, and turn to your left. This completes the throw.
Hand Throws
Hand throws are a far more diverse category. They can also be the most destructive, visually
impressive, and most difficult to use. Here are a few.
Shoulder Throw
A Judo classic.
Groundwork
The ability to fight on the ground is very important and yet often overlooked. While groundwork
does include strikes (ground 'n pound), it also includes devastating chokes and joint locks.
Armbars
The arm is weakest at its joints. Submission/ victory is achieved by exploiting weaknesses in
anatomy to cause pain, breakage, and dislocation. In an armbar, the joint being targeted is the
elbow. The elbow can be broken if it is hyper-extended past it's normal range of motion. While on
the ground, an armbar can be accomplished any number of ways, the most common case is: your
opponent is lying on their back. You are lying at a 90 degree angle to them. You have their right arm
in your hand, and your left leg across their throat (your right leg can hold the left leg down), so that
their arm is extended between your legs. You then hold their hand to your chest and lift your hips
off of the ground. This will cause the elbow to break.
Armblocks
Another lock that targets the elbow -- instead of hyper-extending it, it hyper-flexs it. To do this lock:
1. Take their right arm again. Hold their wrist in your left hand.
2. Put your arm in the bend of their elbow, and hold your own left wrist in your right hand.
3. Push down with your left hand. The resulting force will cause the elbow to pull apart,
separating the forearm from the upper arm.
Underwater Trashing
Intro
This article is not meant to be a diving manual in any way, the only safe way to learn diving is from
a certified dive master who will teach you how to safely use compressed air SCUBA gear and
rebreathing gear when you have mastered basic skills. She will also teach how to deal with the
issues relating to decompression, safe breathing, underwater navigation, and first aid.
The worlds navies have for many years used a unusual kind of underwater breathing apparatus, the
rebreather made famous by the bubble free LAR-V aided SEAL demolition raids. Very long dives
with no tell-tale bubbles are possible using a rebreather. The operation is quite simple, a breathing
loop consisting of a mouthpiece and hoses, air bladder, CO2 scrubber chemical canister, and pure
oxygen supply. Operation is safe to nine meters, going beyond this depth will cause oxygen toxicity,
seizure's, and inhalation of seawater which will lead to drowning.
This simple dive device can be made by someone with a knowledge of chemistry, pneumatic
design, and a strong sense of safety quality control.
What is needed
• SodaLime - CO2 scrubber, ask at a hospital supply dealer it is used in surgery for aesthetic
gas loops or at a dive shop
• Oxygen - Only use medical oxygen if possible, welding oxygen is not been guaranteed pure
• Oxygen regulator or valve with low pressure hose
• Counter Lung - One or two hot water bottles which are a little larger than your lung capacity
• Hoses - flexible non-compressible hoses to go to and from the mouthpiece
• PVC T and Dive Mouthpiece - connect to breathing hoses
• Oxygen regulator or valve - brass or chrome construction to prevent rust
• Canister - for sodalime, plumbed into bladders and breathing hoses with screen to hold
sodalime tight
• several rubber one way breathing air valves
Operation
This is the way the loop works, its layout is up to you but build the counterlungs to be near your
chest to prevent weird buoyancy shifts as you breathe.
1-Pre-breathe ten deep breaths of pure oxygen by flooding the system with your oxygen valve full
open exhaling outside the rebreather, if you don't do this nitrogen will be in the system and you
could become hypoxic.
2-After pre-breathing you will start to breath fully in the system your breath will contain
unabsorbed oxygen and CO2, this breath will flow down the the hose with a valve running into the
system.
3-Before entering the scrub canister the air will enter a water trap consisting of a stocking filled
with diaper stuffing which will prevent water droplets from entering the scrubber.
4-The air enters the scrubber, the moisture and CO2 being acidic react with the alkaline sodalime
binding and removing the CO2, only oxygen is left,there is a one way valve leading to the
counterlungs, an overpressure relief pop-open valve is a good idea here too. There are screens held
in with large springs to keep the sodalime from rolling around and breaking apart the granules.
5-The air leaves the scrubber and enters the counterlung which allows the user to breathe in and out
circulating the air, another one way valve leads upward to the air hose.
6-On exiting the counterlung the loop returns up another breathing hose to a final valve and the
mouthpiece.
7-The oxygen add line can be plumbed in anywhere but after the exiting counterlung valve or in the
mouthpiece are best.
It is important that the oxygen add line be after the post-scrubber canister one way valve, because if
your system gets filled with water you will have a caustic cocktail in yur system, the oxygen add
valve turned on to full will purge the inhalation side of the loop and allow you to emergency
surface. Always try to find a way to have a normal SCUBA or spare-air set in case there is a failure.
NEVER remove the mouthpiece on a dive unless you have installed a shutoff valve or you will wet
your loop and the rebreather will be unusable until you get to land and can open and clean out the
caustic goop.
Always surface test your new systems with a friend watching, a workout on an exercise bike is a
good way to prove to your partner you are getting oxygen. Run out both scrubber and oxygen
several times to determine lifespan of both and reasonable safety margins. Next test run the
rebreather a few times in a pool with a helper.
Depth Gauge
Your safety depth meter is a simple design, take a 5-6cm piece of 1-2mm clear plastic tube, in a
pinch a cleaned out pen ink tube will work, melt one end shut and glue down to a white piece of
Plexiglas plastic. Measure half the length and mark the plastic with a white or glow paint, this is
one atmosphere or 10 meter mark, WARNING! never get deep enough that your bubble shrinks to
this line underwater when breathing the pure oxygen of your rebreather it is the DEATH LINE you
are crossing with that bubble.
Fun Facts
• The most vulnerable parts of a ship are the prop shafts at the bearing and the moving parts of
the rudder.
• Many large ships are lead out of port with tugboats.
• The easiest way to sink a ship is collision with another ship or with land.
• Sinking ships in the middle of a channel have caused millions of dollars in losses as the
waterway had become unnavigable.
• Demolition charges of appropriate explosives have be placed across from each other on prop
shafts and rudder parts increasing the overall shattering power.
• Large sealed and well placed thermite (23% aluminium powder and 76% iron oxide powder
with a magnesium or sugar/potassium chlorate ignition stage) devices have welded parts of
ships tight this has destroyed the rudder actuation or prop shafts and bearings forcing the
ship to stay in port for repairs.
• Glock 17's are common handguns which with the optional maritime kit they have been
tested to work underwater, although at the risk of the users eardrums and internal organs.
• many slam fire submachineguns like the old Sten's and Stearling's can also fire wet, with
these weapons it is intended that the user exit the water if possible before engaging in
gunfights. See also Rifles about making a slam fire submachinegun.
• If you like do dive with guns be sure you are using a ammo that has sealed primers and case
mouths, this can be done with fingernail polish, it is applied let set for a minute and then
wiped with a clean rag.
• The pig navy is known to train dolphins to perform guard duty at naval installations they
claim they are not armed and only tag swimmers for apprehension by human divers, some
claim a national inventory of 70 such dolphin soldiers.
Peoples Chemistry
Stink Bomb
Materials needed
* Liquid ammonia (found in almost any store)
* Regular Matches
* Jar with lid, preferably glass
Smoke Bomb
Believe it or not there is an easier way to make a simple smoke bomb without all of the chemicals,
you will need 6 ping-pong balls, scissors, tin foil, a straw, and a fuse (this article tells how to make
fuse somewhere below). Using the scissors, cut 5 of the ping-pong balls into small pieces and drill a
hole the size of a straw in the top of the sixth one. Then take the cut up pieces and put ALL OF
THEM in the ball with the hole in it. Then cut the straw down so about an inch and a half can be
seen sticking out of the top. NOTE: If you're using a bendy-straw make sure you don't use any part
of the bent section. Next, you cover all of it with tin foil including the straw. DO NOT cover the
open part of the straw or it won't work. Make sure all of it is covered or it also might not work.
Then you put your fuse in and make sure it's in there good. Finally, you set the bomb down with the
open straw facing upward and light the fuse.
Real competition ping-pong balls are nitrocellulose like gunpowder, burns great and non-toxic.
Fuses
You can make a good homemade fuse by dipping string or shoe lace in clean water and then rolling
it lightly in gunpowder and braiding it. When the powder drys, wrap the braided string tightly and
neatly with scotch tape. This fuse can be used in a variety of ways. Try pouring the solution in a
hollowed out potato. Find the dumbest group of pigs in a riot, throw it in that direction, and sneak
attack them while they're standing around amazed by the smoking potato.
Aerosol Bomb
Dear Abbie
Your crazy aerosol can bomb design won't work using any kind of gunpowder, it will just blow the
end off of the can and make a big whoosh maybe starting a small fire on the carpet, it will make
everyone in the room load their pants and have heart attacks. I wish I could sit down and help you
with a better design but since you are in the bong-toking part of heaven now I can only grant you
your wish for a C-4 recipe.
The groovy plastique explosive Abby mentioned is not mentioned in the army book: RDX which is
made from nitric acid and crushed hexamine (Esbit fuel pellets) in an exothermic reaction, one
gallon of fuming nitric acid should be good for one pound of hexamine Esbit tablets. Add hexamine
slowly keep acid temperature warm not hot, stir occasionaly, take your time. Wash and ph stabalize
the powder after it sits overnight. Crush the crystals in a non metalic mortar (RDX is high power
and speed around 8750 Meters/sec but low sensitivity so safe to carry, burn, and even shoot at etc
and it will cut steel) add %10 by weight (excluding the solvent content weight) acrylic emulsion
adhesive, (look for one with a wide usable temperature) which is used for backing stickers. C-4
explosive is plastic (putty like) over a very wide range of normal temperatures traces of mineral oil
may needed to make the mixture more malleable at low temperatures. C-4 must be detonated with a
commercial/military blasting cap or detonator made with the instructions in the 31-210 manual in
DIY Defense.
Pipe Bombs
One thing that any bomber should have learned from The Unabomber's (Ted Kaczynski) bombs is,
add some shrapnel. Place nails or other sharp objects to the outer wall of the bomb or put it in the
pipe along the walls. This severly increase the damage you do while using this bomb.
Pipe bombs are true wartime devices and their blast and shrapnel can cause very cruel and
debilitating injuries to humans. Pipes can be used to contain fast self combusting chemicals until
they reach a useful pressure for material destruction that unconfined in a pipe would have just
burned quickly.
Preparation
Always prepare the pipe in advance and fill the explosive/powder into a sealed plastic bag along
with the blasting cap/detonator, if you are just using a fuse or electrical igniter this should be sealed
into the bag with the blasting powder. The threads of a pipe create enough friction to ignite some
powders causing premature detonation. Load the bag into a pipe with the drilled cap already
screwed on feed the fuse/wire through and follow with a wad of tissue paper or more plastic. wipe
the inner and outer threads of the pipe with a damp washcloth and screw on.
Electronic timers
Altitude Switch
Testing
All timers must be tested with the operational battery and a buzzer, or light bulb in place of its
igniter/blasting cap several times. Always test the circuit to be sure that it is off before connecting
the electrically activating the timer. A double activation circuit if there is room doubles the chance
of success.
see the Army manual 31-210 for more military tested improvised devices.
Evidence
If building subversive devices eliminate the evidence, have friends buy generic new sealed pup tent,
a large sealed tarp, a nylon stocking, sealed plastic or rubber gloves, hooded tyvek painting suit, and
new sealed rubber boots. First take a good shower and scrub good with a washcloth everywhere
eliminating dead skin, get out and let yourself air dry put on a hair net. Put on a set of gloves and
pull the stocking over your face. have a friend blast you off with an air hose. Put on your tyvek suit,
nobody may touch any of the sealed suit boots or gloves without wearing rubber gloves. Have a
gloved friend put your boots and gloves on to you and duct tape the joints of the boots and gloves,
you will look like a haz-mat guy once you duct tape the boots and gloves onto your suit. Again air
blast off away from the tent and other devices. The suited person now rolls out the tarp and once the
clean tarp is out places the boot package onto the tarp and dons and tapes the boots to his suit, next
he opens his tent and assembles it. All device assembly takes place in the tent. Sealed ingredients
and parts are opened by suited and gloved people only inside the tent. Trash sack all completed
devices and place in a padded box. All remnants that can be burned should be if possible in a way
that the black smoke will not alert the fire department. Remember you are trying very hard to keep
the DNA and fingerprints off of your device. Fingerprints remain in gloves, hair and skin flakes
remain in all of these items of clothing saliva might remain on the stocking. A study of crime lab
technique will help in developing evidence-sterile technique but remember that contaminated
evidence is not a problem to the police who will rule out investigator prints and DNA. Bleach, lye,
and caustic oven cleaner can help destroy DNA but do not rely on denaturing the evidence, don't
leave any in the first place.
What to Do
Before anything else, get First Aid training. Check the local schools or ask at the local Fire
Department as to where you can get First Aid training. Many places will give you extensive training
at a low cost, if not free.
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Your attitude in dealing with an injured person is extremely important. Don't panic at the sight of
blood. Most bloody injuries look far worse than they are. Don't get nervous if the victim is
unconscious. If you're not able to control your own fear about treating someone, call for another
person. It helps to attend a few first aid classes to overcome these fears in practice sessions.
When you approach the victim, identify yourself. Calmly, but quickly figure out what's the matter.
Check to see if the person is alive by feeling for the pulse. There are a number of spots to check if
the blood is circulating, under the chin near the neck, the wrists, and ankles are the most common.
Get in the habit of feeling a normal pulse. A high pulse (over 100 per minute) usually indicates
shock. A low pulse indicates some kind of injury to the heart or nervous system. Massaging the
heart can often restore the heartbeat, especially if its loss is due to a severe blow to the chest.
Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation should be used if the victim is not breathing. Both these skills can be
mastered in a first aid course in less than an hour and should become second nature to every street
fighter.
When it comes to dealing with bleeding or possible fractures, enlisting the victim's help as well as
adopting a firm but calm manner will be very reassuring. This is important to avoid shock. Shock
occurs when there is a serious loss of blood and not enough is being supplied to the brain. The
symptoms are high pulse rate; cold, clammy, pale skin; trembling or unconsciousness. Try to keep
the patient warm with blankets or coats. If a tremendous amount of blood has been lost, the victim
may need a transfusion. Routine bleeding can be stopped by firm direct pressure over the source of
bleeding for 5 to 10 minutes. If an artery has been cut and bleeding is severe, a tourniquet will be
needed. Use a belt, scarf or torn shirtsleeve. Tie the tourniquet around the arm or leg directly above
the bleeding area and tighten it until the bleeding stops. Do not loosen the tourniquet. Wrap the
injured limb in a cold wet towel or ice if available and move the person to a doctor or hospital
before irreparable damage can occur. Don't panic, though, you have about six hours.
A painful blow to a limb is best treated with an ice pack and elevation of the extremity by resting it
on a pillow or rolled-up jacket. A severe blow to the chest or side can result in a rib fracture which
produces sharp pains when breathing and/or coughing up blood. Chest X-rays will eventually be
needed. Other internal injuries can occur from sharp body blows such as kidney injuries. They are
usually accompanied by nausea, vomiting, shock and persistent abdominal pain. If you feel a bad
internal injury has occurred, get prompt professional help.
Head injuries have to be attended to with more attention than other parts of the body. Treat them by
stopping the bleeding with direct pressure. They should be treated before other injuries as they more
quickly can cause shock. Every head injury should be X-rayed and the injured person should be
watched for the next 24 hours as complications can develop hours after the injury was sustained.
After a severe blow to the head, be on the look-out for excessive sleepiness or difficulty in waking.
Sharp and persistent headaches, vomiting and nausea, dizziness or difficulty maintaining balance
are all warning signs. If they occur after a head injury, call a doctor.
If a limb appears to be broken or fractured, improvise a splint before moving the victim. Place a
stiff backing behind the limb such as a board or rolled-up magazine and wrap both with a bandage.
Try to avoid moving the injured limb as this can lead to complicating the fracture. Every fracture
must be X-rayed to evaluate the extent of the injury and subsequent treatment.
Bullet wounds to the abdomen, chest or head, if loss of consciousness occurs are extremely
dangerous and must be seen by a doctor immediately. If the wound occurs in the limb, treat as you
would any bleeding with direct pressure bandage and tourniquet only if nothing else will stop the
bleeding.
If you expect trouble, every person going to a street scene should have a few minimum supplies in
addition to those mentioned in the section on Demonstrations for protection. A handful of bandaids,
gauze pads (4x4), an ace bandage (3 inch width), and a roll of 1/2 inch adhesive tape can all easily
fit in your pocket. A plastic bag with cotton balls pre-soaked in water will come in handy in a
variety of situations where gas is being used, as will a small bottle of mineral oil. You should write
the name, phone number and address of the nearest movement doctor on your arm with a ballpoint
pen. Your arm's getting pretty crowded, isn't it? If someone is severely injured, it may be better to
save their life by taking them to a hospital, even though that means probable capture for them,
rather than try to treat it yourself. However, do not confuse the police with the hospital. Many
injured people have been finished off by the porkers, and that's no joke. It is usually better to treat a
person yourself rather than let the pigs get them, unless they have ambulance equipment right there
and don't seem vicious. Even then, they will often wait until they get two or three victims before
making a trip to the hospital.
If you have a special medical problem, such as being a diabetic or having a penicillin allergy, you
should wear a medi-alert tag around your neck indicating your condition. Every person who sees a
lot of street action should have a tetanus shot at least once in every five years.
Know just this much, and it will help to keep down serious injuries at demonstrations. A few lessons
in a first aid class at one of the Free Universities or People's Clinics will go a long way in providing
you with the confidence and skill needed in the street.
Legal Advice
Legal Advice
Pig Psyche
While there are a handful pigs who seem nice at first, all of them have to answer to the system.
Even if they might have been a good person outside an authority role, their job is singularly to get a
confession or evidence to convict. Their paycheck depends on enforcing the laws of the Pig Empire,
which means throwing punk kids like you in the pokey.
Many pigs are also the worst kind of hypocrites. They don't feel bad about jacking your weed,
hauling your ass off to the county jail, and then going home and lighting up the dope they just
confiscated. They talk high and mighty about the rule of law, but when their kid's in trouble, you
can bet that shit's out the window before you can say "fuck".
You are playing a game with the pigs whether you realize it or not, and you damn well better play to
win, because they will be. Many pigs will lie, cheat, and scare you to get the big win and scratch
another "kill" mark onto their desk.
Remain Silent
If stopped and questioned at a protest, rally, or the like, do not, under any circumstances admit to
having ever done anything illegal. Despite the borderline legality, cops will often use the admission
of a past crime as probable cause to search you, your car, your house, etc. They're on shaky legal
ground when they do it, but if they find something, that ground becomes a lot less shaky. Also, if
you're stopped seemingly randomly, and the officer starts asking a bunch of questions, you are
under no obligation to answer. Chances are, if he's asking a ton of questions, he doesn't have
probable cause, and is simply fishing for something that he can use.
Pig Lies
Cops will lie in order to make the situation worse. They will exaggerate claims of both parties, and
invent statements from both parties. What they are hoping for is that one party will drop the
charges. If that doesn't happen, the cops will simply not show up for the hearings. After a few
hearings, the judge with simply throw out the case. Of course, if you miss a hearing, the cops will
come to your house and arrest you. But cops are different. They are above the law. Don't ever forget
that.
Remember what Bob Dylan said: "The cops don't need you and, man, they expect the same." Unless
your life is literally at risk, do not call the cops.
Be Smart
Many busts are not the result of good police pigwork, rather it is the stupidity of activists that leads
to the triumphant bust, or the bragging of someone who is not as wise as he is proud. Never make
work easy for the pigs. Shoplifting, speeding, drug activity, and suspicious behavior after a job give
the piggies an easy probable cause to search everything. If you or your comrades did something that
could get any of you busted, keep it to yourself (You can always tell your grandkids about it after
the Revolution). Once you are in the Can the piggies have plenty of time to run prints and photos
from national databases, they will hang onto freaky looking kids for this reason.
Free Legal
If you're expecting hassles in court, it's best to get "pro-bono" legal help. Lawyers have to provide a
number of cases as charity work to keep their license, and the best way to get free legal help is to go
to your local library and ask at the service desk about local pro-bono legal sources. They'll probably
direct you to a Legal Aid group.
Photography
Your Rights When You Are Stopped or Confronted for Photography
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Petty Crimes
The simplest way to avoid most contact with the corrupt legal system is to avoid petty crime. Most
activist arrests and convictions leading to prison or jail are not for their activism or even direct
actions, it is for shoplifting which society considers low and not matching with the high morals we
claim to espouse.
Three Strikes
Look out for three-strikes laws which use two prior convictions like for fighting, even juvenile
convictions, to lock a person up for 25 to life if they get busted again. These laws are criticized
since it appears to give major incentive for a shoplifter to shoot the arresting cops since the sentence
is sometimes the same, even the pigs are a little afraid of these stupid laws. If you have two prior
convictions that could have been charged as felonies Get the Hell Out of Dodge, the man wants you
to go down for life. Might as well take a nice swipe at the man before you go though.
Grievances
One of the major purposes of a union is to pursue individual and group grievances whether they are
covered by the collective bargaining contract or not. If you receive a reprimand or are fired the first
call should be to your union which should have a lawyer on retainer and a trained shop steward who
is available at all large locations and on all shifts. Your union may not be able to protect you in all
cases especially for stealing caught on tape.
Rights
The National Labor Relations Act gives you the right to organize a union in your workplace. You
Have the Right to:
• Participate in meetings to discuss joining a union
• Distribute, read and discuss union literature (in non-work areas during breaks and lunch
time)
• Wear union buttons, stickers, t-shirts, and hats to show support for the union
• Sign a union membership card and demand union recognition
• Circulate and sign petitions
• Join together in other activities to protest unfair treatment or demand improvements in
wages, hours and working conditions
• Organize employees to support the union, sign union cards, or to file grievances.
These rights are protected by Section 7 of the National Labor Relations Act (and similar state laws),
which gives you the right to join or support a union.
Under the National Labor Relations Act (NLRA) you have the legal right to form a union in your
workplace. The NLRA says:
• Section 7: "Employees shall have the right to self-organization, to form, join, or assist labor
organizations, to bargain collectively through representation of their own choosing, and to
engage in other concerted activities for the purpose of collective bargaining . . . ."
• Section 8(a): "It shall be an unfair labor practice for an employer . . . to interfere with,
restrain, or coerce employees in the exercise of the rights guaranteed in section 7. . . ."
Using an Established Union to Represent You
If you choose an established major labor union your dues will likely be lower for the services
provided and you will have access to a larger legal framework and strike fund. The reasons for
choosing to organize on you own include being unable to find a union willing to support your
location, size, or demands. Realize that the labor board and corporations will expect a level of
professionalism and an idealistic but non-business savvy radical will usually not be allowed to turn
negotiations into a bully pulpit at the expense of his union brothers and sisters.
Negotiation
It is important to be realistic when negotiation in behalf of your union workers. The easiest
concessions to obtain are those that don not cost the company any money.
Safety and worker retention are the most important emphasis, demand strong protections and
arbitration in cases of workers being fired.
It is important to include throw away demands in your initial list the company will surely have over
requested on their counter offer. Know how much your demands will cost the company when
determining if they are realistic. Never believe company cost estimates, hire an expert who is not
swayed by the company to evaluate realistic costs of the changes you are requesting.
Your negotiation opposite has both a personals as well as a corporate stake in these negotiations. If
you can find out what points will get him the biggest bonus or that he has a personal passion for it
will make planning you strategy easier.
Strike
Our major threat when in collective bargaining negotiations is that we can deny the company their
trained and skilled workers. Once negotiations break down and deadlines are not met we call for a
strike. The intent is not to destroy the business but to bring them back to the bargaining table.
Strike Fund
It is important that there be a fund established with the monthly dues to cover striking workers basic
needs, it is usually a percentage of normal pay. It is advisable to arrange low or no interest loans to
help workers with regular expenses. A large business fears a union with a fat strike fund.
Scabs
When the company is injured by our walkout they will try to scab over the damage by calling in
temporary workers and use management to keep the business running. Try to keep track of scabs
and their identity, especially keep track of union workers who cross the picket lines. Laws may
differ on what can be included in the new contract to penalize scabs.
Boycott
If there is a continuing strike or the company fires its striking workers it may become useful to call
for a general boycott. A boycott is a last ditch measure because it can cause permanent reduction in
the business of the company you want to return to work for. Working with other unions to inform
their members, placing newspaper and radio adds as well as continuing picketing in front of the
company and its customers will help enforce the boycott with concerned individuals.
Terms of Settlement
Most union settlements contain not only an agreement of benefits, rights, and compensation to
union employees, but to the extent allowed by law also attempt to make the shop union exclusive.
The company can be forced to only hire employees who will join the union, it can also be forced to
recognize the union as the sole collective bargaining agent for the employees in order to prevent
sneaky deals or union breaking.
Prisoner Support
Legal Aid
Fund raising for competent legal representation is the best way to win an early release. Find a
competent lawyer and keep them on the appeals and parole process.
Outside Support
Ask about prison rules regarding:
• Visits
• What can and cannot be sent in the mail
• Prisoners rights to private objects and clothing
• Money
• What are the prisoners rights to send communications
• Arrangements for release
Find out what is permissible to send, sometimes you can even send books or clothing in the mail.
Never send something that is not allowed as this may cost your prisoner their mail privileges. It is
important to see that any special dietary needs are met it might be possible to send funds to the
prison to provide vegan or religious meals. Just sending personal letters on new paper and
envelopes is a major morale boost to your prisoner, of course follow Security Culture at all times.
Sending extra paper and stamped envelopes might be a way to save your prisoner money when
communicating.
Letter Campaigns
If you can get a large letter writing campaign together it can actually have a major effect on the
chances of your prisoner in being released. It is best to address local and regional representatives. If
there is a judge or parole board chairperson that can be written to this might also be useful. You
must advise your letter writers especially the regulars to be respectful and to the point. Long letters
are almost never read in full. Short, respectful, clear, and concise are the rules
Publicity
Do whatever you can to keep the incarceration of your prisoner at the front of the minds of their
support group and sympathetic members of society. public demonstration, picketing, and posters are
good ideas if they will provoke sympathy. It is important to avoid publicity in places where people
might strongly support continued imprisonment.
Visitation
If possible try to arrange visits from friends as often as possible, if the prisoner has a spouse or
partner on the outside try to collect funds for travel and petition for regular conjugal visits also
arrange to have a partner documented as married on a date before incarceration. It is a good idea to
be in contact with the prisoners clergy and the chaplain at the prison as they have some power over
visitation in some prisons.
Adopt a Prisoner
Even if nobody in your group has been imprisoned it does not mean you do not have a responsibly
to the larger movement. Contact prisoner support circles and larger radical groups, but remember
the most forgotten prisoners are those that come from small or broken up organizations.
Links
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Shoplifting
This book is no substitute for knowing both the laws and enforcement of those laws in the different
states and localities. For example some states allow store employees to make a citizens arrest for
shoplifting and in others they can talk tough and hope you stick around until a sworn law
enforcement officer arrives to collect you. Understand that an officer will usually not take an
employee in for assault or false imprisonment even if he did improperly apprehend you.
Credits
Many stores offer store credit for questionable returns in lieu of cash. If you return a "questionable"
item at one of these stores, keep in mind that the credit can be used to purchase a variety of small
items, each of which may be exchanged for cash.
Found Receipts
Many consumers simply throw away their receipts at the door. With some preparation one can lift
items from a store with this policy. Simply lift an item that matches a discarded receipt and
exchange it for store credit for a legal purchase.
Alternatively, buy something big (e.g, a DVD player) then take it outside the store for a bit. An hour
or so later, return it to the same clerk, but avoid giving them the receipt. This leaves you with a
recent receipt for a large, valuable item while you're in the store. Pluck one from the shelves and put
it in the store bag (which you kept,) along with the receipt. Walk out the door. The alarm will sound,
they will check your bag, find the receipt and maybe perform a quick pat-down search. Finding
nothing else, they will (ideally) write it off as a malfunction and let you go.
Rent-A-Cop
A lot of "big box superstores", especially Target, have taken to posting fake cops (in corp-speak,
they're called LP, or "loss prevention" agents.) They're actually just normal rent-a-cops, but they're
dressed up in cute little dark blue uniforms -- so if you don't look closely at the nametag, you might
mistake them for real pigs. They're not -- they're just little pretend piglets. They're instructed to "act
with full authority" when confronting shoplifters. While Target, etc. do not condone the
impersonation of a police officer, these piglets don't seem to have any problem letting people
believe they're the real deal. Don't fall for it. Ignore the uniform, and don't consent to anything. For
added fun when confronted by a piglet, ask him if he is a police officer. If he responds "no", then
ask "then why do you look like one?" Responses (and therefore entertainment value) may vary.
Most LP are pig-wannabes, but occasionally you can find a security guard that is as disgruntled as
you are. Watch for these guys. Get to know them if you can. They can be a valuable resource.
Laws
Know the laws of your state, in most places when proper procedure is followed a uniformed or
plainclothes loss prevention agent or even a regular employee may perform a citizens arrest when
they witness a crime, this includes the right to restrain you until the cops show up. Even in states
where normal store employees are denied citizens arrest rights a licensed and bonded security
officer (rent-a-pig) is given power to make an arrest under certain conditions. Expect the real pigs to
be lenient on the rent-a-pig and take you to the station and book you even if the LP really screws up
your arrest. Like mentioned above, NEVER show any respect to a rent-a-pig, unless he is arresting
you he has no power beyond asking you to leave.
Employee Arrest
Once a employee crosses the line and arrests you (detains you) they usually have the right to pat
you for weapons for their own safety. This might be your chance for a lawsuit, but don't expect it to
end up fruitful, the system and most juries are against "another shoplifting punk". If they do search
you, even without your permission, since it was not a real cop going too far, it is often admissible
evidence in court.
Tag Scanner
Setting off a security tag scanner near the door does not give any employee the right to search
you(there are too many false alerts for this to be probable cause in most jurisdictions), so if you trip
an alarm, refuse the request to search your bag or person. If they stop you, ask if you are under
arrest. If you are not under arrest, then you should 1) get rid of anything you may have tried to lift,
and 2) leave the store immediately. If you do not actually exit the store with their property, you
probably cannot be charged with shoplifting(be careful these stores might have dishonest agents or
there might be a security scanner or "past the cash register" clause in the state or local law) -- so
remember: if you're caught before you leave, DON'T RUN OUTSIDE! Simply ditch the goods and
then get away clean. If you have no stolen goods on your person make a big deal of not allowing a
search, if they falsely imprison you get witnesses and sue them into bankruptcy.
Weapons
NEVER CARRY OR STEAL ANYTHING THAT COULD BE CONSIDERED A WEAPON if
you decide to shoplift, unless you want to spend a few years in a medium to high security state
hotel.
Techniques
Just Run!
The simplest technique ever! Most of the time, if you walk into a store, grab what you
need/want/can sell, and tear ass out at top speed, you'll get away. They likely won't chase you too
far, especially if you look dangerous, and you'll be long gone by the time the fuzz shows up. Don't
try this in a mall or big department store though. They have private pigs, automatically-locking
doors, etc.. Once you're out the door, you either have a buddy waiting with a ride (dangerous, as
they may catch the license plate), duck into an alley or building, or just book it on foot until you're
sure they're not chasing you anymore.
Most of the time, though, this is a bad idea. Running calls attention to you, and unless you are sure
you can get away, you're going to be between a rock and a hard spot. If you decide to use this
technique, be sure to judge your target beforehand, and map out a route and a back-up route. And
remember - if you do get caught, you have no excuse.
Emergency Exit
You will have to brave an alarm once you open the door (unless you fixed the yelper box with a
screwdriver or nail earlier) but there is often little security on watch in back, and lots of emergency
exits. Have a fast get-away plan ready. If you have a security tail you had better be faster than them
since there may be no witnesses in the back.
Brick in the Wal
After a recent national news article there are those who claim it's a fact that Walmart doesn't
prosecute the "average" shoplifter for values under $20, Walmart disputes this allegation in a follow
up article. Of course, if you're caught more than once, you'll probably be charged. The truth is like
in most stores it is up to the store detective and corporate rules, since the early 90's some stores
have a company policy that if the security makes a stop they must prosecute no matter how small
the theft else the security agent will themselves be fired, this is to prevent bribes or sexual favors
being traded for freedom. Many stores also post "arrest" information on a commercial databases
separate from what the police use, this may be used bay subscribers for pre-employment and other
background checks as well as when evaluating busted shoplifters.
RFID
That said, keep in mind this fact about stealing clothes from retailers: an increasing number of
clothing manufacturers are being forced by companies like Walmart to embed RFID chips in their
fabric. These chips are used ostensibly for inventory control, but they are not large chips that can be
removed easily. Keep this in mind as the government (which is closely associated with all
corporations - the larger the better) continues to slide down the slippery slope of information
technology on a heavily greased sled. The good news is once stores are all RFID you can take your
RFID reader/writer and reprogram the Gucci stuff to Pucchi prices.
Distracted
An easy way to lift shoes is to try them on, then have a friend "find" you and show you something
in another aisle. Then, simply walk out! Everything from $140 pairs of Doc Marten boots to $10
faux Converses have been "bought" in this manner.
Under Cover
Another incredibly easy way to get clothes is to simply wear them out under a sweater or another
pair of pants. This is particularly effective with underwear and t-shirts, and works best in less high-
end stores. Remember to choose a corner stall, as these are less likely to have a security camera
hovering above.
Loading/Piggybacking
Not a 100% free method, but a damn good one. Simply put, you find a cheap item with a large box,
an area of the store without cameras, and a bunch of small, expensive items. Get the stuff you need,
and carefully move it all into the store's blind spot. Make sure that it's not obvious you're doing
this... if it is, then employees will probably tail you. Once it's all there, open the large box, pack in
the small stuff (but make sure it can't rattle around!) and close up the box. Pay for the large item.
Alternatively, you can use slight of hand to sneak small, flat items into the box without fully
opening it. Some sufficiently talented fighters have been able to do this in full view of cameras and
employees and not get caught -- but don't be too cocky, or you'll likely get caught.
Diversion
Have a partner draw off security by singing into the PA system, openly stuffing things into his shirt
but not leaving, or yelling at a clerk up front, the scene needs to take long enough that security
attention will be drawn away.
Mail Call
In big shops like Walmart, there's often a post office or parcel service counter somewhere inside the
shopping area. So you can just take a cardboard box, fill it with stuff you want to have, close the
box and mail it to yourself, other people, or to places where you can pick it up later. One guy did
this to make a living for months. He specialized in DVDs, which he sold on eBay.
Double Team
This technique requires two people of the same gender, preferably women, as purses draw less
attention than bulges in pants pockets. One person walks in the store, looks around for a minute and
grabs some items as if they intend to purchase them. That person then goes to use the restroom, gets
in a stall and unwraps the packaging of the items (as long as there's no one else in there). You walk
in a few minutes later and go straight to the restroom. You should remember the shoes of your
accomplice and go to the stall next to them. They hand you the unwrapped item under the stall, put
the box and any electronic anti-theft devices in the upper part of the toilet, and leave. You leave a
minute later, pretend to look for soup or something to ease suspicion (if you're paranoid) and leave
the store.
They have no reason to search you, so (ideally) they can't. If pigs search your accomplice (going
into the restroom with unpaid items provides probable cause) he or she will be free to go because
they have no stolen items on their person.
Sidewalk Sales
Sidewalk sales, especially major ones that allow customers to freely roam in and out of the store
with merchandise, are money. There are several reasons for this. First of all, anything that's outside
is outside the range of most store cameras and all electronic shoplifting detectors. Second, it's way
easier to talk your way out of being considered a "shoplifter." If there are products outside the store,
salespeople will actually buy the "Oh, I just forgot to pay!" excuse, or the "Really? You can't take
in-store items out while you're looking at the sale items? I had no idea!" explanation. Sometimes
you can even get away with telling the clerk that you own the item in question. If you sound really
offended, and say things like "I can't believe you're accusing me of theft! I purchased this item
when I was here last time!" or "I OWN this, thankyouverymuch", they tend to be afraid of calling
your bullshit. You can also just storm off if they bother you too much, and they probably won't
chase you. Third, if they put up blockers or turn off their usual electronic detection devices, you can
steal ANYTHING by simply taking it and walking out. The people in the store will assume you're
browsing the sale products, and the people outside will think you already paid. It helps to have a
bag from that store on hand, but it's not necessary. Fourth, that crap is on sale because they want to
get rid of it.
Credit Cards
Unless you have the luxury of living outside the corporate-controlled world (often erroneously
called "the first-world nations"), credit card fraud is a pretty sure way to land you behind bars. Visa
is notorious for essentially owning the police in many countries... which means that carding often
just isn't worth the risk.
Abandoning Debt
Make money the central bank way borrow from nothing and never repay. If it is legal for the US
federal reserve bank corporation to make new magic money every time you run your credit card or
take out a loan why not you? When finally you stop payments send them a bond to pay off your
debt against the central bank of yippie-a-stan where you are the central banker and you can make
the funny money. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fractional_reserve
Credit Cards
Credit cards are part of a general CorpGov banking scam to wean people from using cash, people
using cash can buy from the black market, they can also easily notice the Corp(Bank)Gov way to
steal from the people called inflation, lastly there is less restraint when you can charge against the
future so it is easier to fleece the sheeple. Why save when you can spend!!
Max Out
If you are planning to go alternate max out all of your credit cards in a month or two and forget
about it when they stop working, they can't send you to jail for non-payment (yet) although if you
have had a legit job they might try to get a judgement against you and garnish your paychecks, the
lesson is don't get a legit job. No legal action may be taken if the collections-corp guys figure that
there is no money to take, no address or out of the country are good reasons for them to think this.
You have a right to dispute entries to your credit report, check to see if the overdue debt is still
listed every few months and dispute them. The credit card companies have a limited time to
respond, you can get the debt removed from your report if they miss a deadline.
Transferring Balance
Apply for a bunch of cards or debt transfers all at one time, lie about your income, the credit report
lists all applications but they take time to post. Non-payment of legal credit card debt is not in any
way considered fraud according to the law, non-payment of debt is a civil matter and at worst will
get you sued and your check garnished, and they might go after your stuff if you bought it with the
card(very unlikely). After a few months (or years if you left the country and nobody has sued) see
about buying back your own debts from the open market for 1/5 to 1/10th or less than you owe.
Stopping Payments
When you let the payments stop, do it to all of your debt payments all at once, there is no reason to
ever send another check after you can't pay even one of your credit bills. A good time to stop
payments is when you have maxed out all of your accounts. When the vampires start calling
remember they are like cops nice or mean they want only your money not your friendship, give
them no information but don't be an ass they are people(vampires) too, just hang up. We hope you
lied about your family addresses and phone numbers, your mother doesn't want to talk to the
collections geek, most of our credit applications seem to go back to 867-5309 for some Jenny
person.
Traps
Beware calling cards sent to you as a "gift" from ANY company that you owe money to. This is a
simple trick to collect the phone numbers of your friends so they can harass them as well as
hopefully finding the phone number of the place you are staying.
If you own a house, car, or anything of value a settlement or refinance might want to secure against
this asset, don't do it credit cards are unsecured debt it takes a lawsuit and court order to go after
your stuff, once a debt is secured against property they can grab your stuff with much more ease.
Settlement
Have an impartial party represent you if you want to go for the debt settlement, your weapon and
threat is that you are filing for bankruptcy and the credit company or those who they have sold the
distressed debt to want to make something from the account. Be wary of even the non-profit debt
fixer organizations, they are there (even the non-profits) to bring home a big paycheck and maybe a
big monthly bonus. The process is like this, settlement managers know the lingo and reality of
buying out a distressed debt from a credit card company. They call make a deal and take you pile of
cash, they for example settle a $40k debt for $8K and ask you to pay $10k to them to close the deal.
Don't let the settlement agency hold onto any of your money. Be sure that you can make payments
if you start to go this settlement route otherwise it would have been better to just go bankrupt and
not pay up front fees to the settlement manager.
Bankruptcy
If you lie to the bankruptcy judge about hidden assets and you get caught you might be refused
bankruptcy, which is known as the financial death sentence, no escape from your creditors. The
good news is you will be forced into the underground with no taxes, no social security, and no
garnished paychecks. A good solution if that happens is to just leave the country and set up shop
somewhere else.
Bankruptcy laws change, and we are not lawyers (since we were disbarred), get factual up to date
information before screwing yourself over with dated advice. Remember the system is stacked
against the regular guy, use the system to fight back.
Monkey Warfare
Bitter Memories
There's a wonderful substance out there called Denatonium benzoate, AKA Bitrex. Check out the
wikipedia article on it for more detailed info, but basically, it's a bitter substance you can buy that'll
put a person into all kinds of discomfort without hurting them at all. Sprinkle it on the boss'
doughnut in the morning. Add it to coffee. Whatever! You can also use Phenylthiocarbamide, or
PTC, but it's not as effective, since some people can taste it and others can't.
Lockout
Make locks pick and key proof, use super glue and it will seize the pins, to be really sure the lock is
ruined shoot a little carb cleaner into the keyhole first to clean out any oil.
Traffic Trouble
Often, monkey warfare is as easy as finding an abandoned couch and dragging it into the middle of
an intersection. Make sure to do this with a friend, during a low traffic time (weekday mornings
right before rush hour are the best). Also make sure to have a quick getaway (bicycles are best) in
case a cop shows up. With the right timing and a bit of luck, this can cause mass confusion and
major traffic jams.
Dumpster Fires
Large full dumpsters often burn well and can be pushed or chain towed into the road before
ignition.
Etch Glass
Phosphoric acid will etch glass, this is much more effective than paint on large windows, you can
paint on your sign or spray paint with a stencil leaving a image then use the acid, the result will be
an inverted image of the stencil frosted into the glass once the paint is removed. Experiment at
home first, it could end up being a paying hobby frosting glass, but !!be very careful to not get
this acid onto your self!!
Disolve a Building
Muratic acid can be used to disolve cement and concrete. Drill a hole into a wall near the corner and
plug in a hose from a large bucket of acid with a gravity feed into the wall, they might have the
close the whole building for safety reasons.
Photo Radar
If you see a photo radar trailer or red light camera scout out for hiding cop cars, if there are none
around tow it into a pond or off a cliff!! In the UK the latest fashion is to get pissed and burn down
the camera pole.
Marbles
A bucket of marbles and a few rubber snakes can spook and trip police horses, but be careful horses
are heavy if they fall onto a demonstrator.
Etherkiller
One possibility for taking out an office for a few days is to sneek into large office buildings and
install etherkillers attached to cheap timers set for a very early morning period of time in an empty
office. To make an etherkiller, splice a length of Cat-5 cable with a length of extension cord, plug
the whole thing into the network, a timer, and the wall-socket (110 volt feed). After you've set the
timer, leave -- you don't want to be around when large amounts of current are fed into Ethernet
wiring. WARNING: This is a very dangerous and destructive activity. This attack will destroy some
hardware attached to the network and may cause fires, so if you get caught may well find yourself
facing an arson charge.
USB Pwner
Walking through an office with a USB pwner made from a hacked off mouse or keyboard plug
could wipe out many cubes in a short time walking from one machine to the next for a quick smoke.
We give you, the usb pwner. It could even hide inside a legitimate stick:
USB Pwner pinout schematic
VCC ------------
D+ ---(nc) |
D ---(nc) |
GND ------------
Many similar computer destruction tools could be made to short out video cards or other ports
destroying most all-in-one motherboards, all are easy to improvise on site from the cables already
connected to the computers and a razor blade or knife. Just remember the hard disks will still
contain their data even if you toast the mobo, and some machines will just loose USB but
everything else will work.
Links
See also Weapons for Street Fighting
Piece Now
NOW, is the time to purchase any weapons you have been considering purchasing. After every
shooting or terror scare the gun control debate always starts back up. Even if there is no new ban
look at where we are now in terms of freedom, an armed population has made little difference so
far, don't let open gun shops put you to sleep.
This section is intended for thorough readers and morally conscious citizens. There is often quite a
bit of concern whenever non-military citizens become aware of or are trained about potentially
dangerous or subversive knowledge.
The fact is, the world is a dangerous place. Not every problem we encounter involves pretty colors
and goofy dragons. It is curious that attention is being paid to our disseminating this information,
when there are numerous criminals, convicted and otherwise, in charge of state-of-the-art military
weaponry around the world.
With America and various other nations using their military might to coerce innocent people and
force submission according to their own greedy whims, the last place attention should be focused is
on us.
We trust this information with the average American citizen much more than we do with these
current criminals in office.
10. Original Piece Now
It's ridiculous to talk about a revolution without a few words on guns. If you haven't been in the
army or done some hunting, you probably have a built-in fear against guns that can only be
overcome by familiarizing yourself with them.
Handguns
The standard handgun for a beginner is a Browning Buckmark, Ruger MK series or Beretta Neos.
All of these are in .22lr and are thus not much good for defense(Despite what "experts" tell you, .22
caliber rounds DO NOT bounce around in the body.) However, the ammunition is extremely cheap
(around $30 for 1000 rounds) very easy to find and even in pistol form, a .22 has next to no recoil.
The guns themselves are also relatively inexpensive, at around $300 for a new model, and as low as
$90 for used. With a .22, you can easily and cheaply practice marksmanship, do fire drills and
practice trigger pulls.
Once you feel comfortable with a handgun and are able to accurately hit targets at distances of
around 25 yards, you should move on to a more powerful model. It can be difficult to decide what
you want with so many different models, but the best advice I can give you is to try them all out if
possible and determine what you like the best. I'll do a rundown of some of the more popular
models and try to dispel some misconceptions.
HANDGUN MISCONCEPTIONS:
1. 9mm is worthless. For defense, you need a .45/.44 mag/.357/flavor of the month caliber.
This one couldn't be more untrue. When loaded with modern hollowpoint ammunition, a 9MM
handgun is very lethal, expanding to within .09 of a .45ACP hollowpoint. It is also traveling at
nearly twice the speed, and modern 9MM handguns can hold as many as 20 rounds, where 10 is
very high capacity for a .45. 9MM has a bad reputation because the military is not allowed to use
hollowpoint ammunition and must instead use non expanding ball ammunition, which greatly limits
the effectiveness of a 9MM. However, you can and should at all times use hollowpoints for defense.
Leave ball ammo to target practice.
The fact of the matter is, many men were killed with the lowly .25ACP. It's not about the size of the
bullet, it's about where you put it. You should chose a weapon based off feel, accuracy and personal
preference, not caliber. Anything above a .380 is more than good enough.
2. Autoloading pistols are inaccurate/unreliable
Modern autoloading pistols are the industry standard for a reason. Though initially the technology
did have some problems, there now exist autoloaders that would fire under conditions that would
stifle even a revolver.
Also, most modern champion marksmen use autoloading handguns instead of revolvers. This isn't
to say the revolver isn't a valid weapon, as it still is, but autoloaders are now developed to a high
level of accuracy, reliability and durability. Modern autoloaders are also very simple to clean and
maintain.
3. Glocks can pass though metal detectors
Totally incorrect. 85% of a Glocks weight is in metal.
Pipe Pistol
In a serious time when you have access to no other firearm, a zip gun might make the difference to
your survival. A simple pipe gun is made from heavy steel pipe nipple, a threaded pipe joiner, and a
pipe plug. The pipe is reamed to bullet diameter with a drill bit and chamber cut in the same way, a
cartridge is loaded and the threaded joiner is threaded tight to the pipe nipple. A pipe plug with a
hole drilled in the center is threaded tightly on, a nail is inserted into the plug hole and taped on. A
"hammer" made from steel strap and screwed into the grip is propelled by rubber bands or springs
to strike the nail firing this zip gun. Test fire several times remotely before firing with your hands.
This is a risky dangerous weapon.
Pipe pistol, cap and matches
Follow the designs for the pipe gun but don't insert a nail into the hole in the pipe plug. Load a
thimble full of scraped safety match head powder down the barrel followed by plastic wadding then
followed by a projectile. Toy caps are taped over the firing pin hole, the hammer should fire the cap
and ignite the matches. This is a desperate, dangerous, unreliable weapon, test remotely before
firing in your hand.
Pen Gun
A simple pen gun can be made by purchasing a steel pen-gun type flare launcher which consists of a
steel tube a inner striker propelled by a spring and a knob that protruded from a slot in the tube, a
notch is cut in the tube to allow the knob to catch in a cocked position. There is a threaded in disc
which is side punched to lock it in place, this stop plate for the striker has a hole for the firing pin
near the end of the tube, this plate is set to rest against the base of the cartridge when the barrel tube
is fully threaded in. Cut threads onto a .25 inch diameter piece of steel tubing to fit the launcher
tube, the chamber area of the tube is reamed to fit a .25 ACP case, the firing pin is tapered to better
strike a pistol primer.
A similar modification could be made to a rimfire flare launcher to fire .22 cartridges or high power
rimfire blanks used in nail guns to project a projectile or dart. A larger caliber pen-gun could be
made using a similar design to these penguns.
This is a very close in concealed defensive weapon, likely only giving you a few seconds of shock
and confusion to escape.
Improvised Barrels
Better quality tubing for improvised firearms can be had than galvanized pipe nipples. Try to find
something as close as possible to the diameter of your bullet. Seamless mechanical and hydraulic
tubing is sized by it's outside diameter by wall diameter in millimeters. Chart gives cartridge name,
tubing size, and bore in millimeters.
*.22 Rimfire- -9.53 x 2.03 seamless mechanical tube= 5.47mm
*.22 Rimfire- -9.52 x 2.03 seamless hydraulic tube= 5.46mm
*.25 ACP- -12.70 x 3.25 seamless mechanical tube= 6.20mm
*.32 ACP- -14.29 x 3.25 seamless mechanical tube= 7.79mm
* 9mm/.380- -14.29 x 2.64 seamless mechanical tube= 9.01mm
* 9mm/.380- -14.00 x 2.50 seamless hydraulic tube= 9.00mm
* 9mm/.380- -15.00 x 3.00 seamless hydraulic tube= 9.00mm
*.44/.410- -20.64 x 4.88 seamless mechanical tube=10.88mm
*.44/.410- -19.05 x 4.06 seamless mechanical tube=10.93mm
*.45 ACP- -17.46 x 2.95 seamless hydraulic tube=11.56mm
A silent pistol has the benefit in a totalitarian police state of not causing noise and confusion as you
liquidate a death squad coming for you giving time to make a quick escape.
The easiest way to accomplish this construction is to chop off a .22 bolt action rifle, and drill air
vents in the barrel starting after about 3-5 inches. A piece of metal tubing is held in place with
rubber spacers, the interior is filed with felt discs, plastic washers, rubber washers or even cotton.
After several shots the felt and cotton filler needed to be replaced.
For more stopping power the Welrod could be copied, this 9mm or .32 cal pistol was used to
eliminate Nazis. The hand grip could be removed and the "rod" could be hidden and fired from a
coat sleeve or rolled newspaper because of the simple slide trigger. A laser point sight might be a
good modern addition to aim such a hidden weapon without requiring the weapon to be fully
exposed or held up.
Manufacturing and Reloading Handgun Cartridges
It is highly recommended that forward thinking people will at least purchase a pocket size hand
reloading kit for their chosen calibers if not a full bench set, we also expect you to stash away
powder and primers at the minimum see [Caching] Improvised reloading is explained in the military
31-210 manual available in [DIY Defense] but this improvised method is not well suited to
repeating firearms. Extreme care must be taken in all aspects of ammunition manufacture It is
useful to learn reloading using standard components and only use these improvised methods in
severe emergencies.
Smokeless Powder
Paper or cotton is nitrated by soaking with concentrated nitric acid then washing with distilled water
to make nitrocellulose. Acetone is used to dissolve real competition celluloid(nitrocellulose) ping
pong balls or nitrated cotton or paper, add desired percentage of nitroglycerin Warning
Nitroglycerin is VERY sensitive if desired based on the dry weight of nitrocellulose. When
making powder add 0.5-2% of 2-Nitrodiphenylamine or Diphenylamine to prevent spontaneous
detonation of aged ammunition, if you are using celluloid ping pong balls they already have been
treated. The nitrocellulose acetone gel is blended and extruded into drops onto an aluminum or non
stick tray. Dry in a warm 150F(80C) degree electric oven (not gas) for one hour then and filter by
size through a large pass sieve to stop oversize balls and then a small pass sieve to let undersized
balls drop out, all balls that are to big or small go back to be redissolved and dropped. The passed
powder balls could also be redampened with acetone and pressed into flakes for faster burning
using a marble rolling pin and board, these should be in the .1mm to .2mm screen pass and re-dried.
Powder that passes is given a light sprinkle of graphite powder.
A Primex powder contains 0-40% nitroglycerin, 0-10% dibutyl phthalate, 0-10% polyester adipate,
0-5% rosin, 0-5% ethyl acetate, 0.3-1.5% diphenylamine, 0-1.5% N-nitrosodiphenylamine, 0-1.5%
2-nitrodiphenylamine, 0-1.5% potassium nitrate, 0-1.5% potassium sulfate, 0-1.5% tin dioxide,
0.02-1% graphite, 0-1% calcium carbonate, and nitrocellulose as the remainder to 100%.
British cordex double base powder propellant consisted of 58% nitroglycerin, by weight, 37%
nitrocellulose and 5% Vaseline. Using acetone as a solvent, it was extruded as spaghetti-like rods
.3mm-.5mm diameter and dried, it is probably the easiest smokeless powder to make.
Never make a over a half ounce at a time as this is quite flammable, wear gloves and a ski
mask with goggles to protect from flash burns, consider a respirator too. Use only non-
sparking tools and surfaces, electrically ground your work area and make sure room moisture
is high enough to prevent static discharge. Be consistent in ingredients and always follow the
same steps and mixtures to get repeatable ammunition performance. Make a numbered lot of
loaded bullets from one batch of powder and keep them together. Test burn a small pile of
powder on a piece of aluminum foil away from your sealed metal powder container (outside),
it should burn quickly and cleanly not pop or flash or leave much residue. Test fire several
cartridges from each lot in special heavy test barrel before using in normal firearms, examine
the case for deformation or stress marks. Start with half loads and always weigh the powder
or use a precision powder dipper, buy and use a reloading book for data,
assume that performance will be that of bullseye powder or greater and
adjust down from there.
Primer
Lead picrate production is described in the 31-210 manual as is reloading of
spent primers, a small percentage of crushed powdered glass should be
added to the damp primer compound. A new primer cup is punched out and
formed from brass and filled with your damp primer material, a cone shaped anvil with at least two
flash holes at the edges is punched from brass or steel and inserted into the primer until flush with
the bottom. Finished primers are allowed to dry in an electric (not gas) oven on bake (not broil) at
150F degrees. Care must be taken that primers fit the standard primer pocket of your ammunition
(0.175in for 9mm).
Brass
Before making your own brass try mining the gravel around old shooting areas out in the woods
especialy in the western USA or dumpster diving outside military or police shooting ranges,
reshaping and reloading shot brass is much easier than making new.
A two piece inner and outer aluminum mold can be made [Means of Production] using a lost wax
method mold, to make a production line for brass cartridges. Brass melts at 900–940 °C depending
on composition and can be poured into the outer die followed by a inner mold which will shape the
inside of your cartridge. Once the brass is cool lathe out an extractor groove(make the lathe by
sticking a wooden dowel into your hand drill, cut the groove with a ground to shape saw blade or
chisel), drill out the primer pocket and flash hole, and trim any sprue. Trim case neck to proper
length. Brass alloy of 95% copper and 5% zinc is soft and good for ammunition components, up to
30% zinc is acceptable for harder cases if you find too much deformation or torn off extractor rims.
Scrap brass that bends and doesn't break easily when hammered should work for production of
ammunition. Source your zinc from newer pennies(97% zinc) and copper is easy to find as water
pipes or wire.
Bullets
Using a pulled bullet and plaster of paris lost wax method [Means of Production] an aluminum
mold can be made for production of lead bullets. The best source for bullet lead is wheel balance
weights, copper can be used to make more complicated jacketed and hollow-point bullets with lead
bases.
Rifles
Rifles give you the reach to defend with planning instead of reacting at the last moment with a
handgun. A rifle is carried when you are expecting trouble.
The market for a rifle can be more confusing than that for a handgun, as there have been hundreds
of thousands of different rifles produced. There are hundreds of calibers, each having it's own
unique characteristics, countless different actions, optics and other accessories. Do not rely on
knowledge gleaned from television and Hollywood most of is exactly opposite the truth.
Before you feel like we are getting all right wing technical talking about guns remember that the
Black Panther Self Protection Party taught us to openly carry our rifles to intimidate our oppressors.
Starting Out
Your first rifle should be a .22lr caliber. 22s are easy to find, cheap, fire cheap ammunition and thus
are excellent practice weapons. A Ruger 10/22, Marlin M60, or M70p breakdown backpack rifle are
good starter rifles in 22lr. Once you are comfortable with your .22, you can move on to a high
powered rifle. The .22 cartridge is quieter than a centerfire rifle and if firing BB or CB caps they are
almost silent although these rounds will not cycle a semi-automatic they are great for low signature
training. Clean up all of your fired brass during training, not only is this littering it is evidence with
fingerprints.
A semi-auto .22 rifle and thousands of rounds fired at the range over time time will do wonders for
your shooting skill.
RIFLE MISCONCEPTIONS
The M16/5.56mm is unreliable/has no stopping power/is a bad rifle
The M16 rifle, also known as the AR-15 in it's civilian variant is a superb rifle. It is very accurate,
modular, has very little recoil, is light in weight and compact in size. If it is properly cleaned and
maintained, it is a very dependable rifle, and modern .223/5.56 ammunition has more than enough
power to take down a deer or a human. The bad reputation of the M16 rifle comes from 3 Vietnam
era mistakes. Firstly, Army logistics changed some design characteristics of the rifle without
consulting the designer. Secondly, they changed the recommended ammunition to an inferior round
and thirdly, proper cleaning kits and instructions were not issued to soldiers in the field. All these
mistakes have been corrected, and the M16 series now shows it's true colors among finest modern
weapon systems in the world. One of the most common stoppages now is due to bad quality or
damaged magazines, keep the feed lips from getting dinged or switch to polymer mags.
PURCHASING A RIFLE
When purchasing a rifle, many things should be considered, including caliber, ergonomics and size,
sights, accessory and part availability, ammunition cost and a multitude of other factors.
A note on caliber
When talking about high powered rifles, anything .223 and above is more than adequate for
everything short of safari hunting. Recoil, availability and cost are far more important factors. Most
military pattern semi automatic and bolt action hunting rifles have fairly mild recoil, whereas old
surplus bolt actions can have a fierce kick. Handling recoil depends on experience as a shooter and
physical size and strength. A healthy, average to large sized adult should be able to handle most
rifles once he's mastered the grip, but smaller shooters could have trouble.
Try very hard to find a rifle chambered in the ammunition used by local military, captured
ammunition can then be used by more fighters than just those equipped with captured weaponry.
When it comes to availability and price of gun show or mail order surplus ammunition, 7.62x39 and
it's smaller brother 5.45x39 are usually the cheapest and easiest to find new manufactured high
powered centerfire ammunition. 5.56 is around $50-75 more per thousand and .308 (AKA 7.62x51)
is the most expensive. For old surplus bolt actions, the obsolete and oddball caliber ammo is super
cheap, often less than $100 for 1000 rounds. If you can still buy sporting ammunition the most
common calibers are .308 Winchester / 7.62 NATO, be careful sport loads are often hotter loaded
than military powder loads, 30.06 Springfield, .270 Winchester, .243 Winchester, and .303 British in
Canada, the 7mm Remington Magnum and .300 Winchester Magnum are common in the western
United States in places where larger game is hunted. Civilian sport loadings are expensive but
generally more accurate and maintain a common zero than most military surplus ammunition. Sport
loadings are also almost always soft point capable of doing much more damage to a non metallic
target than military full metal jacketed "humane" ammunition.
WHAT RIFLE DO I WANT?
Selecting the right rifle for you can be difficult, but like any other firearm, you should try to fire or
at least hold and point any rifle you're eyeing before buying it.
Bolt actions
The most common variety of centerfire rifle in the United States is the bolt action. It is a very
simple and rugged design, consisting of a manually operated bolt which pushes a round from the
ammunition magazine into the chamber. The bolt contains the firing pin triggers the round. Then,
via a mechanical extractor, the spent brass is pushed from the chamber and another round is loaded.
This design has been in use since the 1880s and continues to be very popular today for hunting and
other precision uses. Most modern bolt action sport rifles are well suited for entry level sniper and
counter sniper work since they are scope ready and good for use to at least 200-300 Meters with
proper training and regular practice, commercial rifles are usually of superior utility for the price to
surplus weapons.
Mauser K98s and derivatives, British Enfields (especially the No4 models), M1903 Springfields
and Swiss K31s are considered to be the best for surplus bolt actions and all of them except the
M1903 can be had for around 200 USD in good shape. The M1903 is considerably more, but is an
excellent rifle if you can afford it. The Mosin-Nagant is also worth considering. While not as
refined as it's contemporaries, it is quite accurate in good shape and very cheap at around 75-100
USD.
Semi Automatic
First developed in the late 1800s, semi-automatic weapons didn't become popular until after World
War 1. During WW2, the semi-auto rifles had become standard issue for US Army units, and were
also mass produced by the Russians, Germans and others. Most semi-auto hunting rifles while
lighter are not reliable for combat use when a proven military arm is at hand.
The SKS Russian/Chinese carbine is cheap and reasonably handy it fires the same 7.62x39 as the
AK-47. The 7.62x51 NATO FAL, CETME, and G-3 semi-automatic rifles which all feed from 20
round detachable magazines have good accuracy and excellent reliability, but are now very
expensive unless you can find a sucker since the post cold war bonanza of cheap weapons has
mostly dried up. The CETME while usually less expensive can suffer from jamming issues due to
incompetent importers.
The AR-15 is fairly expensive (~$700 2007US$) although its virtues of accuracy, small size, light
weight, and light ammunition are recognized worldwide, it is very well suited to urban operations.
If you build your own AR-15(easy if you have technical ability) you can usually stay under $400,
but remember since there are hundreds of manufacturers quality varies. Look for an unfinished 80%
receiver (you need to drill the holes) if you want to build an off the books gun but realize that the
Feds are probably tracing every delivery from these places.
The venerable AK-47 also cannot be overlooked. It's not overly large or heavy, has mild recoil and a
common round, is fairly inexpensive ($450 for a good Yugoslavian model is a fair price) and can be
very easily and cheaply modified if you so desire. Good aftermarket sights greatly increase it's
usefulness.
The Ruger Mini-14 in .223/5.56 and Mini-30 in 7.62 Soviet are readily available, handy, and
reliable rifles. The KelTec SU-16 .223/5.56 survival rifle is a simple light pack gun, it folds into its
own stock with room for a standard 30 round M-16 magazine. These are legal "non-assault-rifles"
by most state laws.
Carbines
A carbine is basically defined as a lighter, smaller, more compact version of a rifle. Many modern
carbines have semi-automatic capability. The big difference between rifles and carbines is range.
Carbines are designed for close-range "shoot-em-up" combat compared to rifles, which can easily
cause damage 500-1000 yards away (if you're that good of a shot). An average carbine can usually
cause damage from about 100-500 yards away. Carbines are great for picking-up and going, and
many have a pistol-styled grip. A good carbine can easily run $500+, though Hi-Point firearms
makes inexpensive and fairly reliable carbines. They're not precision instruments, but Hi-Points are
more than capable of getting the job done. A Hi-Point .40 carbine can be picked up at your friendly
gun dealer for as little as $200 (2007USD). For those who desire a slightly higher quality gun,
Beretta makes a very nice law-enforcement-grade Cx4 Storm carbine, however these can be very
pricey, at $600 (2007USD)MSRP. When choosing a pistol caliber carbine try to buy a few oversize
magazines holding at least 30 rounds.
STEN Submachinegun
Slam fire submachineguns are some of the most effective firearms and can be made with basic shop
equipment. These weapons if carefuly made can be very reliable and provide good firepower even if
they are a bit wasteful, the STEN was made select fire so you can choose single shots or auto fire.
Browse down and download the Sten MK II blueprint PDF at hackerlabs.com will acquaint you
with the basics of a slam fire weapon. If you are using a different caliber adjust the dimensions and
bolt weight accordingly. If you are creative an electric drill, hand tools, and a welder are all you
need although a lathe and drill press with a side slide to mill the bolt really helps. Print out the
blueprints on paper to scale and glue them onto the metal you are working. You can use the tools
from Means of Production and the electrical mask cutting method for sheet metal and tubing to
make your handy little STEN guns.
If rifled barrel blanks are unavailable you can use
seamless mechanical tube or seamless hydraulic
tube look in [Handguns] for a compatibility chart.
At ranges under 10 meters the loss of accuracy
will not be too great if you can't rifle the barrel.
Barrels must be reamed and honed to the diameter
and depth of the cartridge you plan to use. If a
reamer is unavailable you must slowly drill to the
proper depth too far and the weapon will not
function too shallow and cases will bulge or burst
which often causes a jam and makes the cartridges
unreloadable. Micrometer the case and use a drill bit of the proper diameter, 10.03mm wide by
18.15mm deep chamber for a 9mm, the chamber must stay straight, smooth out the chamber with
fine sandpaper and a pencil after reaming.
The STEN is an excellent design to use as it is reliable, easy to make, and well engineered given the
restrictions on cost and tools. The STEN was designed from the start as both a partisans and a
soldiers weapon. It did not require a specialized gunsmith shop to build only simple tools. The
STEN can be broken down into a barrel, stock, and tube which will easily fit into a small pack or
toolbox. Estimates of material cost for the STEN today is about $30.
For a semi-auto version to match local or national laws weld in a slotted block in place of the the
selector switch to prevent going to auto. In the United States the selector mod is not enough, the
weapon must be modified to fire from a closed bolt and either have a standard barrel and only a
pistol grip or a 16in barrel and rifle stock. Designs are seen on the net for a closed bolt using a
modified bolt with an M-16 firing pin, and a spring loaded striker which is caught by the standard
STEN trigger group.
Cutting Riflings into Steel
Obtain a piece of hardened steel about .15mm than wider exact diameter of your unrifled barrel
tube. Determine the rifling twist/inches ratio and lay out 1mm strips of tape on a graph the length of
your twist (1 in 9 would be 9 inches long) by the cicumfrence of your rod. You need to evenly space
the strips perfectly parallel and face up. Roll the metal onto the tape strips, your rod is now striped.
Make sure the tape is on tight and electrolyticaly etch off .5mm form the rod. Cut off the unetched
end, remove tape, and press the rod through your barrel with a screw press.
Shotguns
The Shotgun is a double edged sword. Depending on the situation, a Shotgun can either be the most
effective weapon possible or wholly worthless. It lacks the range of a rifle or the concealability of a
pistol, but it makes up for it in raw power. A blast of buckshot can literally leave your adversary
staring through a grapefruit sized hole in his torso.
Selecting a Shotgun
Unlike Rifles, selection of a shotgun is more or less standardized. You will want a pump action
model with a short barrel. The big 3 of shotguns are the Remington 870, the Mossberg 500 (590 if
you have the $$) and the Benelli Nova. All of these are available for around $250. The Remington
and Mossberg are more traditional, whereas the Nova is more high tech and comes with some very
nice features like fiber optic or available rifle style (ghost ring) sights. There is, unless you are on a
very tight budget, little reason to look at anything else. If you absolutely must save a buck, get a 12
gauge on police surplus. Most of them are lightly used and can be picked up for a single bill. Stay
away from the cheap Norinco shotguns.
Another nice shotgun is the Russian Saiga-12. It is a semi-automatic shotgun that is built off the
AK47 action, so it is very reliable (Unlike most other semi-auto shotguns, which are very jam
prone) and it comes with detachable magazines up to a 10 shell capacity for quicker reloads. It starts
at around $400, but if you want one fully tricked out with goodies like an integrated flashlight,
muzzle break, short barrel, folding stock and ghost ring sights, you're looking at over $1000.
Don't bother with other gauges. 12 gauge is the world's standard defense shotgun for a reason. Other
gauges are either not powerful enough or far too expensive to be practical.
Ammunition
For defense, there are only two loads worth considering, buckshot and slugs.
Buckshot is large diameter lead balls loaded into a shell. The standard 00 buckshot has around 9
pellets which are roughly the size of a .30 caliber bullet, making it incredibly effective against soft
targets. 00 is the standard load for buckshot. Some claim that #1 or even #4 are more effective, but
you can't go wrong with 00. For smaller shooters, reduced recoil loads are worth considering. They
not only have less recoil, but usually tighter groups as well. The maximum range for buckshot is 50
yards, but realistically you should wait until the target is within 25. Remember that these loads will
not be any good for center torso strikes.
Slugs are large, solid projectiles that somewhat resemble muzzle loader bullets. They essentially
turn your shotgun into a large caliber, slow rifle. The only problem with slugs is that in situations
where they are better than buckshot, you're better off with a rifle. Nevertheless, slugs are very
effective and have a maximum range of around 100 yards. A slug may be slow, but it packs an
awful lot of punch at shorter ranges. If you have to hunt large game with your shotgun, use slugs. If
you regularly shoot slugs, it might be worthwhile to invest in a rifled barrel, but the investment
required for this would cost more than a nice rifle. A slug has reduced effectiveness against a vest or
helmet but the blunt trauma can still sometimes be deadly even though it does not penetrate body
armor.
Gadget loads like dragons breath and bolo are nearly useless when compared to conventional
ammunition and will do damage to your weapon. There is very limited utility in 12ga tear gas
shells, with the expense why not leave that stuff to the cops, same advice for flares and bird banger
(airport non-lethal bird scare) shells.
Pipe Shotgun
A simple pipe shotgun can be made from
• 3/4" steel gas or water pipe
• 3/4" pipe coupler
• 3/4" pipe plug
• Wood for stock
• Heavy fricton tape or twine and laquer
• Short nail
• metal strap(for hammer)
• Spring or rubber strap
• Drill a hole in the pipe plug and loosely tape down the nail/firing pin file the point off of the
nail. Thread the coupling onto the pipe, ream the barrel to allow a 12 gauge shell to fit.
Friction tape or use lacquered twine to secure the barrel to the rough sawed stock. Make the
strap/hammer and bend into a U or L shape attach with screws and put under spring or
rubber tension. Insert the shell and plug, only insert the firing pin before firing. Test fire with
a remotely string several times for safety. If you are creative you might be able to make this
into a double barrel gun. Only use shot not slugs in this weapon.
Surprisingly to some this is legal in most places in the USA if the pipe is longer than 18 inches and
you can legaly own a gun. In most localities if you inscribe your "gun company" and a serial
number you are even safer. If the cops haul you in expect to sit in the can overnight until the DA
pulls his head from his ass and realizes you are legal, but they will always take it away. It is still
legal to make your own gun in most parts of Amerika no matter if it is made from junk. As always
check the law yourself it may have changed since printing.
This is an unsafe desperate design for protecting against those who would try to extinguish your
life. If you need to use this weapon your upgrade should have arrived with the threat.
Other Weapons
Mace/Pepper Spray
Pigs have this thing called pepper spray. It contains a high concentration of capsicum. This is the
stuff that makes Jalapeños hot. It WILL Burn. More Importantly there is not a lot you can do about
it. If you do get it on you DON'T try to rub it out, you will only spread it around. It can't be washed
out with water. However, it will do the same to the pig too. Its also relatively easy to get. Its also a
very good thing to carry around since its so easy to conceal. On the streets it is one of the easiest
things to carry safely.
Heavy Weapons
If a regular firearm is not enough you need to step up a bit. Heavy weaponry is designed to take on
military units, infrastructure, and armored or heavy vehicles.
Cannon/Fougasse
A piece of heavy pipe can be loaded with gunpowder, propellant, or explosives and used to fire
heavy nuts and bolts or a shotput, this is a great way to knock out parts of a power substation,
industrial plant, or utility station. be careful to avoid injuring employees.
Thermite Device
Thermite is a mixture of 3 parts aluminum 8 parts iron oxide, both finely powdered as possible, that
burns at a temperature hot enough to easily melt large holes in thick steel plate amour or engine
blocks. It must be ignited with a magnesium strip or potassium chlorate/sugar igniter. Sparklers will
work too, but sometimes you will need a few for reliability. this device will easily melt an engine
block and will destroy most construction or industrial equipment.
Stun Guns
Descent stun guns or tasers are a cheap means of self defense. They may not be much against
someone with a gun or knife, but at least you can get away from an assailant and prevent rape or
mugging much better than fists alone. Beware the sparks of a stun gun will turn away many
attackers but if it comes to actually using such a device only the real and very expensive police
Taser type will have anything approaching real knockdown power or a safe standoff, touching is too
close!! For the price of a real Taser you could purchase a 9mm Glock handgun which is known to
take down quite well at considerable range.
Training
Get a air rifle and pistol for quiet marksmanship training even indoors, look for airguns that handle
and feel like your real weapons. Paintball guns and safety masks will let you practice defensive and
team combat indoors and out, remember paintballs stain and break stuff, so talk to your squat mates
before planning indoor combat.
If you can find a summer or winter biathlon competition or trainer you will learn the difficult skill
of shooting while winded, which is typical of most combat.
Original Training
Owning a gun ain't shit unless you know how to use it. They make a hell of a racket when fired so
you just can't work out in your den or cellar except with a BB gun, which is good in between real
practice sessions. Find a buddy who served in the military or is into hunting or target-shooting and
ask him to teach you the fundamentals of gun handling and safety. If you're over 18, you can
practice on one of your local firing ranges. Look them up in the Yellow Pages, call and see if they
offer instructions. They are usually pretty cheap to use. In an hour, you can learn the basics you
need to know about guns and the rest is mostly practice, practice, just like in the westerns. Contact
the National Rifle Association, Washington D.C. and ask for information on forming a gun club. If
you can, you are entitled to great discounts, have no trouble using ranges and get excellent info on
all matters relating to weapons.
A secluded place in the country outside city limits, makes an ideal range for practicing. Shoot at
positioned targets. A good idea is to blow up balloons and attach them to pieces or boxes. Position
yourself downstream alongside a running brook. A partner can go upstream and release the balloons
into the water. As they rush downstream, they simulate an attacker charging you and make excellent
moving targets. Watch out for ricochetting bullets. Have any bystander stand by behind you. A
clothesline with a pulley attachment can be rigged up to also allow practice with a moving target.
Gun Laws
You can still get the book form the feds listing state and national firearm laws, get it and know it,
the laws they are always a changing.
You can legaly transport an unloaded and disasembled firearm anywhere in the United States
ignoring local and state laws if just traveling through from one location where you are allowed to
posess that weapon to another place which also allows posession of that weapon, as long as it is
unloaded in the trunk of your car or if the vheicle has no trunk in a locked container that is not the
glove compartment or console according to Federal Law GORRA-1986.
You may still make private off the books purchases between individuals for privately owned
firearms if you are allowed to posess those weapons(in most locations).
You are allowed to make any firearm that you can legally own for your own use(in most locations).
The legal definition of a firearm according to the feds is the frame or the receiver. There are 80%
complete receiver and frame kits that you can order along with the rest of the parts to make a legal
firearm 'off the books'.
Any questions, contact a competent firearms law lawyer, or just trust that the constitution will
protect you.....
S.E.R.E.
Survival Evasion Resistance and Escape
The shooting and killing branch of Corpgov a.k.a. The armies, navies, and air-forces of the
industrialized nations spend lots of cash teaching their robo-soldiers how to survive if cut off from
their unit and stranded behind enemy lines. We as humans fighting this nasty machine have slowly
and stealthily had our homes occupied and are currently all living in occupied territory. This whole
book is your starting point to train you to live by your wits but when the bust finally comes down
and you are being chased, caught, or imprisoned hopefully some of this information will help.
For further advice on this situation, why not just use the Government's own S.E.R.E manual? It is
totally free upon request and can be found online here: http://www.faso.navy.mil/Handbook.pdf
This is excellent book for learning how to cross patrolled areas like national borders, forage and
prepare foods and medicinal plants, and improvised first aid when the hospital is not an option.
The Bust
Decision process - Fight or Flight
This is much harder than it may seem. Truth be told, nobody wants to be in cuffs or detained. The
important thing, however, is to keep your cool. Quite often if you are nabbed for a small crime
(shoplifting, minor drug possession, protests, etc.) it would be in your best interest to just let the
pigs have their way with you. Once you have been detained and you escape, you can be charged
with resisting or evading arrest (a felony in most areas). Furthermore, small crimes usually involve
no more than a day or two in the joint, a much better option than being re-nabbed a few years later
and going back to the joint for a year or two. Keep track if you have outstanding warrants or are
wanted, the most common way major catches are made is at a traffic stop or for petty crimes.
Outstanding warrants
If you know you are wanted for something big and the blue lights come on behind you you have no
choice, run! The only exception is if you either have a good fake ID or the situation is totally
hopeless and you might die escaping.
Pursuit
Running from pigs is one of the scariest things you can do, because the stakes are high. If you're
caught, you could get some serious jail time by making Sgt. Barney get a running exercise. Mind
you, many local cops are not muscle machines and have a difficulty running long distances. If
you're in a situation (such as protests) where you may get nabbed, scout the area out for good hiding
places. If the time comes for a jog with the pigs, try to avoid them by making as many sharp turns
as possible. When you feel you have gotten a good deal away from them, hide for a bit and take a
back way home
Police dogs
• K-9 dogs can be evaded in many ways, especially in the woods. If you are being followed by
bloodhounds, try to cross a body of moving water, such as a stream or river (Don't drown!!
Be careful about undercurrents); the dogs will lose the scent, the human tracker will help the
dog cross and look for signs to start the search again.
• Some will incorrectly claim sprinkling some tear gas or pepper behind you will lose the
dogs, as it will fill their nasal passages when they sniff it, truth is these dogs are not dumb
and will not sniff painful teargas and pepper unless it is in some kind of surprise tripwire
pepper trap.
• A distraction like another dog's turd or urine wiped and dragged along the ground on the tip
of a stick then thrown onto a roof or tree after a few hundred meters can really confuse a
tracking dog.
• If you get taken down by a fighting dog, like a German Shepard, don't fight back. Attack
dogs are trained to clamp onto your arm and not let go, unless you are sure you can win and
keep them from grabbing on, it's not smart to fight them, they can usually outrun you.
• Many dogs are trained in German, standing straight like you are a cop and commanding
"feitz"(say it like the word feet as in foot with a "tz" on the end) may cause the dog to stop,
sit, and await a command or at least stop mauling you.
• Urine from coyotes, foxes, and wolves and rabbits can be purchased for the purpose of
scaring deer and rabbits away or luring predator animals, this should drive most police dogs
nuts, another idea is to bottle the urine from a female dog in heat and put it on your tires, the
cop-dog will be so horney or excited to chase the fox he won't care about that bale of weed
in the back seat.
• Take every chance to let your escape path take you near outdoor dogs, cats, and farm
animals; this distracts the K-9 dog.
• You can escape from a search dog, use scent to distract and confuse, cover scent won't
work
Fences
Cyclone fence should not be too hard to climb even though it is often topped by barbed or razor
wire. Throw a blanket, thick coat, or something else over the sharp parts that you can afford to have
destroyed. It is not safe to hang from the top wires as they may not be well attached to the main
fence. If you were planning ahead and were able to obtain one, you can cut the stout wires on a
cyclone fence with a compound action wire cutter; a mini bolt cutter.
If you have to cut through a farmers field don't worry too much about electrical fences, they are a
usually a low single wire usually strung about 2-3 feet inside the main barbed fence, they will at
worst give you a quick zap. If you see a single or multiple barbed or unbarbed wires attached to
electrical insulators and not directly to the poles, especially at on private property, some wacko
might just have wired it into the 110 or 220 volt power system and that could easily kill you.
Unpunctured rubber boots and gloves are an effective way to thwart the effectiveness of an
electrical fence at a secure installation, shorting to the ground may set off an alarm and a security
guard might go out and check the wire.
Some very secure fences like at national borders or military bases include sound and motion sensors
every dozen meters or so and three or four meter strips of sand so that footprints will be left to
indicate numbers and direction of travel.
Water Crossing
Take your pack off and be ready to ditch it if it sinks, float down stream for up to fifteen minutes if
the cops know you are in the water but before a boat or dive team can be called in, exit in what
looks like a safe area preferably not near a road. Warm up, dry off, change your clothing if you need
to.
Escape in a Building
If you have had the chance to prepare your home a tunnel to access the storm sewer system, another
friendly house, a shed on the property, or to other underground structures could save your life. Keep
in mind most walls in America are only drywall and can quietly be cut through or quickly kicked
through, to avoid injury tap for the studs and cut/kick between, be careful for electrical wiring.
HVAC
(heating, ventilation, air conditioning) ducts are now mostly confined to hanging above a false panel
ceiling these usually won't take the weight of a human. If you can find a strong enough structure to
support you above a hung ceiling it could be a temporary hiding spot.
Elevators
Elevator shafts can usually be accessed from inside the elevator car although it usually requires
tools. Elevator doors are locked when closed but they can sometimes be unlocked with a proper tool
through the small hole in the front of the outer door. If you have the chance get a firefighter key, this
should command all of the elevators in the city and give you exclusive emergency control.
Fire System
Activating the fire system or lighting a flame under a smoke detector or two may activate the safety
override system unlocking the exits, although this might also shut down the elevators for users who
don't have a firefighter key.
Rope Escape
If you are really trapped and the police are advancing up the building you have a few options get to
another nearby building, surrender, or hide. Getting to another building is VERY dangerous, if you
need out bad enough a grapple hook to a window or parapet, or friends on the other structure can
secure the other end, pull the line tight with a hauling system if you brought a few extra carabineers
and have the time, then zip line across and cut the line. If there are not too many police outside it is
a better idea to break out a window and attempt a fast rappel to the ground, a distraction and smoke
are good for making this work. If escaping after direct action evacuating with the building
occupants might be possible if your team were to wear business dress under their jumpsuits and
masks. Once you get out fake cellular calls or quiet tears where you can even cover your eyes and
nose with a tissue, whatever makes you look normal but unable to be questioned, as you slink away.
BASE Parachute
Much mention was made after 9-11 of using a parachute to escape from a building, if the police are
present a BASE jump would almost surely be seen and followed, unless you are jumping into the
bed of a pickup truck get-away car chances are slim for escape.
Insiders
An insider who takes a job as a janitor or worker in they physical plant might get access to most of
the tools and keys to access or override useful parts of a building.
Car ID
• Ditch the car and get a brother/sister to pick you up, let someone else pick up the car or
leave the keys so it will be stolen
• Grab a valid license plate (preferably from a willing brother/sister) and swap them out.
While cops may be on the look-out for a gray Chevy sedan with license plates WXY-1234,
you can throw them off a little by putting a new license plate on...even more so if it's an out
of state plate.
Smoke
Injection of transmission fluid into the fuel, intake, or exhaust manifold will produce massive
clouds of white smoke. Depending on engine size and fuel system this might bog down the motor or
interfere with modern sensors. Large gas guzzling motors of days gone by will come out with shiny
clean valves and not much else. Test your smoke system before you need it in a safe rural area, this
can potentially blot out a large road for about a mile per pint of fluid. If running be sure to kill the
smoke before making a turn to escape or you will be leaving a follow me trail.
• Most smoke bombs and fire extinguishers are not powerful enough to make your car
disappear into a cloud of smoke.
Oil Slick
This is a tricky way to throw off a tail, you might get a pig to wipe out when chasing you into a
tight turn but the oil slick might also lead to unintentional accidents which you can be charged for,
use your brain.
spike strips
Spike strips are quickly deployable strips of hollow spikes designed to let all of the air from your
tires quickly causing loss of control and speed. A cop hides behind a bush or unmarked car and pulls
the rope to yank the strip onto the road.
Squad Cars
Squad cars have the "child safe" back doors that lock and often have no inside handles. If there are
no bars the back window might be kicked out if the cop gives you enough time, the side windows
are often lexan which is almost unbreakable.
Holding cell
Nobody in the holding cell is your friend, never talk about your case in the holding cell, many have
audio or video monitoring. Also realize that some police departments either have undercover pigs or
"snitches" locked up in there to try and extract information from people.
Questioning
The job of a cop who questions you is not to get you off easy or help you it is singularly to get a
confession or evidence to convict. You are playing a game with him and he wants to win big and
cheer as his buddies slap him on the back for a good conviction. The cops will lie, cheat, and scare
you to get the big win and scratch another "kill" mark onto their desk.
If you were in on a direct action alone shut your mouth don't lie or shift blame no matter how nice
or cool the cop seems, he wants to win the game. If there is no evidence you will walk free unless
you give them something to work with, this includes lying. If you were in an action that really
requires more than one person only work with people you have known for a very long time,
preferably since you were early teen or pre-teen. Even well known friends can be co-opted if they
get busted and are quietly offered a deal from the DA to turn on the cause so be careful. When
interrogated as a group you will always be separated for questioning and part of the way into the
questions someone will come in speak to your cop and you will be informed that your friend narced
out. If your friend kept to the rules of "security culture" which you must believe in like a religion
the cops are playing you against him. You will be offered a better deal if you also confess. This deal
the cops offer is a scam they likely were going to have to release you both but you confession just
guaranteed an easy conviction and jail time for both of you.
Fear and shame are the main tools of an interrogator, torture is only useful for making a person
docile and afraid to run or fight, it is rarely used even by the military for questioning. the questioner
will try to have as much information about you as possible before he begins, personal websites like
facebook, prior arrests, and statements or video from the event will be used to try to paint a picture
of you and your personality. With your personality type and motivations established the pigs try to
find the lever they need to control you and exploit it. Worst case is if they have power over your
partner, most men and some women break when their partner is threatened. Exposure of shameful
information is one lever, outing a homosexual, planting evidence, or revealing financial
malfeasance are good levers to control a prisoner with. every effort will be made to keep you in a
state of fear, good cop bad cop, threats against friends, threats of long sentence, these are all meant
to keep the questioner as the powerful party, keep in mind they are nothing but sad little piggies
with no life, pity them, fight the losers!!
Use techniques learned from POW's and POW training to fight your captors. The US government is
known to use SERE school instructors and tactics to interrogate alleged terrorist prisoners. Never
give the interrogator clues to work from, clues like being thirsty, hungry or how long it has been
since you have heard from your partner or family are all levers against you. When answering a
question wear your poker face show nothing through facial expressions or body language. One
technique in Gitmo type detention camps is subjecting prisoners to sensory deprivation including
confinement in small spaces for long periods with exposure to extreme hot or cold temperatures,
loud music and noise, sexual embarrassment and humiliation, and the "religious dilemma" like at
abu-garib where a Koran was shredded into a toilet. The job of your captors is to generate a state of
massive uncertainty, prisoners are hooded, their sleep patterns are disrupted, they are starved for
extended periods, stripped naked, etc. If a prisoner is trying to avoid revealing secrets to
interrogators, he is less likely to succeed if he has been deprived of sleep or is struggling to avoid
intense pain. Sexual humiliation and ridicule, where naked prisoners have women laugh at the size
of the men's unit, is reported to be part of military interrogation training. These trained soldiers
come home often to become cops and prison guards. Depending on what you have been taken in for
you might find yourself facing a "anti-terror" investigator with sweeping powers. Don't let the head
games get to you, remember that these are all levers to get you to break, they fight for the power of
money, but you fight for freedom.
Court
Get a lawyer, make all the phone calls you need don't worry the one phone call thing is from the
1940's. Don't make any deals and find a lawyer willing to go to trial. If you need ask for a public
defender, make sure she is willing to fight, most lawyers want to make a deal and avoid a trial. If
you cut a deal you will have a record for life, not good for employment or later interaction with the
law.
Prison
If you somehow ended up getting well framed or caught working for the cause (and hopefully not
for shoplifting) you will be sent to one of the highly profitable prison corporations. Here they will
not really try to reeducate you, the purpose is to store the undesirable people that can't legally be
executed and maybe get some sub minimum wage labor. Prison is just like high school except you
don't get to go home at the end of the day.
• Do not act defeated or scared. Many of these guys are master criminals and feed off of fear
and helplessness.
• Keep your yap shut as much as possible until you know the institution or the people well.
Prisoners who are higher on the "food chain" don't appreciate big-mouthed newbies.
• If you haven't started smoking, prison's not the time to do it, smoke just enough in front of
guards so you will be allowed to buy. If the institution permits smoking, cigarettes are used
as open currency. If you piss off somebody, you can usually pay them off with smokes, so
keep a stash around.
Any penal institution is a real drag. The boredom, mixed with a group of angry people of the same
sex along with bad food makes life suck. If you've been there for a week or 10 years, you will hate
being ordered around. There is no real way to truly deal with this...they design prisons to suck for a
reason, so you won't return.
Every male penal institution is like this in some way, but there will ALWAYS be a hierarchy of
prisoners. Because of the higher incarceration rates of male Revolutionaries, most of this article
(unless otherwise noted) will be about male institutions.
Arrival
When you arrive remember to keep your dignity and to shut your mouth. Don't ever accept any
favors until you know the rules of repayment. Shut your mouth about radical politics, try to blend
in. Try to act the strong silent part don't embarrass people, these small egos are easily threatened,
and that can lead to violence.
Rape
Homosexual rape is not a big a problem, just don't act submissive. If you are gay stay celibate,
prison homosexuality is a different from outside gay culture, many inmates are dominator abusers.
Women should avoid eye and physical contact with any male guard and always keep her body
covered (this might help a little) as guards are famous for raping inmates with no disciplinary
consequences, anything could set them off.
Guards
The guards are not your friends, prison guards are mostly cop dropouts, they don't like the inmates,
they will play head games with them to feed their own small ego. If you get too tight with the
guards the inmates may feel threatened, after a few months you will have a core of fair-weather
friends among the inmates as long as you don't act like a narc. If you do narc out other inmates,
especially for favors form the guards, expect a shank in the kidney.
Depression
Do everything you can to keep from getting depressed, working out is a good way to keep up,
reading and composing are excellent ways to feel productive. If you do get depressed it will make
you an easy target for prison thugs inmate and guard alike, even if you are depressed use every bit
of acting skill to fake it, sometimes succeeding in faking yourself out will help you get over the bad
patches. Study of law and following case law is a great way to spend your time and builds strong
intellect. If you put your head to it you might, with prison correspondence school, come out ready
to take the bar exam.
Work Crew
If you go down for minimum security you may be assigned to road work or even forest firefighting
crew, these are real work for almost no extra pay, but you do get outside which is good for your
sanity. If you get a chance to escape here take it but be aware that the cops have been playing the
runaway game for a long time and they have thought about many easy escape plans already.
Solitary
If you are really considered dangerous you might get stuck in solitary with nothing in the cell, some
prisons will give you a bible and nothing else, take it if it will help you from going nuts. Find
something to mentally take you away, but regularly give yourself sanity checks that are based on a
mental checklist you make at the beginning of your incarceration. Don't let the guards be your scale
for sanity they are most vile sick men and women or will be after a few years of exposure to Prison
Inc.
Tap Code
Prisoners of war devised tap code to communicate through walls when in solitary confinement, it
was easier to learn, teach, and remember than morse code, all letters were arranged on a 5x5 grid
the first set of taps started with one on top and five on the bottom this was followed by one tap for
left and five for the far right c and k are considered the same for spelling. Eye blinks, rake scrapes,
or foot taps are all examples of ways to transmit this easy code.
A . . B . .. C, K . ... D . .... E . .....
Escape Kits
Spies and prisoners have been carrying escape kits to prison for hundreds of years in the only hiding
place a naked man has. Most of these capsules are smooth aluminum or plastic and screw together.
Inserted forcefully, or if the capsule comes open, a person could be severely injured. The CIA made
such kits for spies, one was a metal capsule shaped .22 gun with a rubber covering, another appears
as if they wanted to start a prison metal shop with a 35mm wide monster kit. The second kit
contained:
• a small pliers/wire cutter/tool handle
• two saw blades
• metal reamer
• flat and round metal file
• drill bit
• Metal chisel
• two knife blades
More useful kit contents might be:
• LED micro light
• Button Compass
• Basic Lock Picks
• Handcuff Key
• Cut Down Standard Bump Keys
• Amphetamine Tablets (to stay awake for up to three days during escape)
• Rabbit Scent (to throw off search dogs) in a perfume sample vial
• Local Cash
If you try smuggle this kit into prison you are likely to get caught in possession of escape tools,
most prisons do a rectal check on arrival and regular cell checks will probably get the kit before you
have a chance to use it. It takes a lot of suspicious activity in the bathroom to keep a kit "hidden" all
the time. At this time it is not normal to x-ray prisoners on arrival.
Prison Escape
It will be difficult to explain prison clothes to passers by if there is a known escape, have normal
clothes sent to you while in the joint, maybe you could make something from bedsheets without
getting caught, get clothes on the first opportunity.
If you really make it out play homeless in a nearby city for a week or two while quietly and legaly
obtaining supplies, don't contact any friends, and then Get the Hell Out of Dodge and get to a non-
extraditing country, your time in the US is over.
see Free Prison about prison crystal radio.
Cutting Metal
CAUTION!! This Uses High Voltage and is DangerousIf you really have a good reason to believe
cutting bars will get you free, use your diode that you have scrounged to make the AC power in the
wall into metal cutting DC. With your length of power cord and a diode on one side connect a piece
of junk metal on one side and the other pole to your bar (or other metal to cut) add urine or salty
water or liquid in a puddle and set your electrode as far as possible from the bar. Watch for bubbles
don't let the reaction go to fast it will boil away your water or burn out the wire or diode. If you
need a resistor to keep voltage down use some pencil lead or a long puddle of urine or salt water.
Stop and make sure you are cutting the bars and not your scrap. CAUTION!! This Uses High
Voltage and is Dangerous
Sodium Chlorate
CAUTION!! This Uses High Voltage and is Dangerous If you can get some pencil lead, a diode,
a jar(non conductive), and access to AC power you can make an oxidizer that you can use to make a
kind of gunpowder or explosive. start electrolysis with the pencil leads as your electrodes use a
diode in-line to one lead to make the AC power into useful DC. Keep adding clean water when
levels drop never let the electrodes get deep enough that the wire is in the water. The salt after 64
hours should be converted to more then 50% sodium chlorate which will be filtered through a paper
cone with the filter discarded, the liquid is dried and the resulting powder mixed with sugar or flour
as an incendiary or if confined an explosive. CAUTION!! The best use for this would be making
some sort of tear gas bomb from sugar, cayenne pepper, and sodium chlorate to cover your escape.
Blasting or gunpowder in prison could be the stupidest thing you could make unless using it to
escape were a sure thing. With the number of guards available the noise of blasting would lock the
whole prison down for weeks and would be useless as a distraction.
DIY Defense
FM31-210 Improvised Munitions
In 1969 the CorpGov US Army subsidiary had their special forces instructors and engineers write a
book that soldiers deep behind enemy lines could use to make a vast array of simple and effective
weapons from common objects and substances. This work was paid for by USA tax dollars and is
thus in the public domain.
A word of caution and reflection: This information is knowledge which is power; nothing you read
here could not be learned by visiting a high school or university library. All of the devastation that
could be caused by these designs and mixtures are to be used only in a defensive manner. We are
not in a civil war yet and we don't want to have to hurt anyone, demonstration and protest are our
medium and we wish to keep it that way striving and winning with marches and signs not rifles and
bombs. The Governments and corrupt leadership of most of the world have been taking another
darker direction and we are in real fear for our very lives and freedoms. You will have to live with
the decision you make, taking the path of destruction must only be the last resort. All humans are
one family but you have a responsibility that family to preserve freedom at all costs.
That said destruction of objects where you can ensure no loss of life is a major but acceptable
escalation if all free forms of expression are closed up by a government using emergency powers.
Don't expect any escalation to be met by anything short of deadly violence. This book external to
Steal This Book/Wiki is another boost to those who fear being oppressed to death.
You may download the PDF version of this book via the following link:
FM31-210 Improvised Muntions Handbook
Mail
If you are going to try to mail cash or packages to general delivery/Poste Restante at a post office,
wrap two or three large bills in a layer or two of newspaper, mail from a drop box, split the load into
many envelopes over time if possible in case some get intercepted and stolen or confiscated. Other
items and packages can also be sent in this way. Check with the local post where you are for
specific addressing rules.
A US general address would look like this:
Thomas Jefferson
General Delivery
Washington DC 20090-9999
or in the UK:
Mr. Guy Fawkes
Poste Restante
Islington Post Office
116 Upper Street
Islington
London N1 1AE
Drugs
Many nations in the Middle East and Asia have very harsh drug laws to make the United States
happy, and some even impose a death penalty. If you intend to use drugs to carry value across
borders, be very careful, the drug business is cutthroat and there is as good a chance that they will
rob a stupid American as pay a fair price for your stash, or you will loose your profits trying to bribe
the cops out of trouble. Drugs should be a last resort for transfer of wealth.
Electronics
A shaving kit full of small expensive items like computer memory, large capacity flash memory
cards, and even processors carry a high value if new. It may be difficult to find a buyer who will
give a fair price, but offer at several computer shoppes. Hurry to liquidate your stash after arrival
before the stuff becomes obsolete.
Getting Across the Border
If you plan on getting out of the continental US you have a few options you can fly out First Class
and enjoy the drinks and movie but unless you are using good fake ID you are running the risk of
agents greeting you at the airport or being denied by a "no-fly-list" status. You might try taking a
sailboat or ferry over the border, the ferry might work if you are a low priority and look just like
everyone else on the ferry. A nice hike is the classic way to get across a border, you run a low risk
of border agents catching you unless you are at a place that they patrol hard. See also:Sail Away and
Canada Sweden and Political Asylum for more ideas.
Canadian border
While many are looking towards keeping illegals out of Amerika from Mexico, very few worry
about the Canadian border (primarily because nobody is crazy enough to move here these days).
Doing so legally will mean being tracked by the Bush Empire using a passport soon. But escaping
to the land of socialized medicine, lax pot laws, and friendly people is easy as 1, 2, flee!
Overland hike
It's a pretty easy skip to make it across the border. About 95% of the US/Canadian border is either
untouched wilderness, farming plains, or forest. First, pick out where you want to hike from and
when. If you only speak English, hopping over to Francophone Quebec may make you stick out like
a sore thumb. If you're needing to flee in the winter, spending a few days hiking through
Washington State into B.C. will be a much better option than going through the freezing plains on
skis pulling a sled. Whatever you do, plan your trip as well as you can: Take into effect weather,
food, clothing, shelter, water (or water sources) and orientation. see also Backpacking and Camping
Clothing
Get an idea of the climate of the area you'll be in. In a place like western BC, it can be rainy at
many times, and highs usually never go above 80 or below 30. Move a wee bit up into the
mountains, and the snowy season begins in September and doesn't end until May. Go out to the
plains of Saskatchewan and summertime highs may easily reach 95, but winters are fierce, with
lows almost always below 0. In any instance, it is best to camouflage yourself with the terrain.
Avoid using white or bright-colored clothing unless you're trekking through snow.
Orientation
While the average Amerikan will say "LOL, just head north!" it takes a little more effort than this. If
you're planning a trip, water sources, avoiding small towns, border guards, or other obstructions
must be kept in mind. If you print out contour maps of the area (and know how to use them), you
can navigate just fine with a compass.
Mexican Border
If you have to get out Mexico may not be the top choice for place to stay since it is too close and
obvious to Uncle Sam. Most US law enforcement agencies operate in Mexico for the expressed
purpose of getting those who flee the US. You might be able to use a trip through Mexico to get to
another destination without getting caught.
Caribbean
It used to be that hijacking a flight to Cuba was an easy way to safely flee the US if the heat was
really on. Now it is much more difficult to make residence anywhere in the Caribbean. Remember
that many islands are US or UK territories with full extradition.
Boat Crossing
You could boat out of the US from Florida, not a difficult or particularly long escape, although the
Coast Guard swarms this area on drug patrols, and an unusually small vessel would be suspicious.
Once you come into territorial waters the coastal patrol or police will expect at least a radio call as
you enter, when you come to dock the fact that you are an American would be clear and that dock
master will likely want to see your ID and passport. Often there are specific ports that must be
visited before docking and egress of the crew is allowed.
Canada
Passport recommended, no visa for US citizens.
Europe/UK
The UK and Europe are easy once you clear the border, there is no border stops between EU nations
now.
East Asia
Most East Asian nations are very ethnocentric unless you have a valuable skill getting any kind of
long term visa might be difficult, one exception is teaching English. Hong Kong is a bit easier
because of the significant English minority but again permanent stay is tricky. People of Asian
descent often find themselves looked down by the locals upon unlike their white friends.
Southeast Asia
Thailand
Thailand is one of the main destinations for US expat's. Low prices, low rent, and a government
friendly to long term visitors all make Thailand an excelent destination. Thailand is not all sex, it is
a really beautiful, free, and open kingdom with nice people and a very large international tourist
population.
South Asia
India
Those with high tech skill can usually find work, English speakers can also eke out a living if they
can get hired training outsource call centers.
Nepal
A big tourist destination, unless you can afford and are accepted long term at a temple and are self
supporting this is a difficult place to live.
Middle East
Dubai
If you bring money Dubai is happy to give you a place to live, opportunities for underground work
in domestic work and slave wage construction work.
Israel
If you are Jewish or descendant of an Israeli Arab this is the easiest country in the world. Instant
citizenship and about 10,000 assistance, subsidized apartment, and language lessons.
Africa
Sub-Saharan Africa is an easy destination if you want to talk about jebus, otherwise scratching out a
living might be tough unless you have telecom, petroleum, or water utility skills. African-
Americans might be disappointed to find that most Africans consider them just another American
and feel that they are anther Amerikan to get ca$h from.
South Africa
South Africa is a combination of first and third world, some white areas in Johannesburg and
Capetown are English speaking.
Australia
Australia is an amazing destination and the culture is not too different form the United States in
some ways more similar than Canada. It is easy to find a compatible mate get married and gain
residency
New Zealand
New Zealand is not aligned to the United States in foreign policy and has a more liberal outlook on
the world, it is a beautiful place to marry for fakes or real and take residency.
Papers
See also Identification Papers for ideas on getting fake travel ID.
Visas
Asylum
In most places refugee status is difficult to get especially if you are a fugitive for normal criminal
charges, you risk being deported in cuffs with a US marshal on both sides if you go this route. Some
nations will give refugee status if you face a possible death sentence, but part of a extradition deal
may be a promise from the US government not to seek the death penalty.
Student Visa
If the man is after you a student visa in your legal name might not be issued, the new country may
also share their student visa data with US law enforcement.
Tourist Visa
A tourist visa usually has a short expiration date. Sometimes this is all you have time to get and if so
you need to use your time well in finding a way to integrate and get a better visa or go illegal inside
your host country.
Residency
Your ultimate goal is likely permanent residency, there are several ways to get it which vary from
nation to nation.
Sponsors
If you have family members who are citizens, or a special skill that is in demand in your new
country you might be able to get sponsored for residency by a that relative or a company in that job
field, having a friend with an established business will be a big help.
Get Married
A real or sham marriage is a well known way to get permanent residency, in some countries a bribe
is also required to get this to work, but in many places nothing happens without a bribe.
Citizenship
There are several ways to get instant citizenship, although it will require a bit of paperwork and
research. Contact the embassies of all nations that you would consider living in. Especially
concentrate on nations that your parents or grandparents may have immigrated from, some nations
even accept your ethnicity as a way to claim (almost) instant citizenship.
If your family has been in the United States for too many generations or you are unable to
document family immigration use the tactics in Identification Papers but with a twist, look for
immigrant families, lists of names might be found from newspaper stories or biographies. Trace
back and find a child living or dead near your age who has never been out of the country or
expressed an interest in filing for citizenship in that foreign country. This is not uncommon for
European minorities who had to run away during wartime. Using the paperwork you have ordered
and being sure to get it certified with an apostille (usually about $5 from the state records agency),
you have started the process of getting all of the foreign citizenships you might ever need.
Be sure you invest in a passport once you get your identity, but before you do inform the embassy
that you would like to file for a name change so you will not have such an outlandish American
sounding name once you move back to your ancestral homeland.
Extradition Treaties
If the man figures out that you are hiding out in a nation friendly to the US they will seek an
extradition hearing as allowed in the extradition treaty they have likely signed. You get a court
hearing in most places to decide if the charges are too bogus to even be real, if the charges are
reasonable you will be extradited. Also remember that if you are wanted for something US courts
consider it legal for federal agents to enter another country and kidnap you, even if this violates that
nation's laws -- so keep your head low!
The following nations have a history of not extraditing US citizens:
• People's Republic of China (Hong Kong area extradites!)
• Mexico (only if the sentence imposed in a US prison is greater than a Mexican jail term.
Mexican authorities DO have the ability to kick you out for being there illegally, though.)
• Russia (Absolutely no extradition for Russian citizens, limited extradition for others)
• EU Countries, Canada, Australia, New Zealand (will not extradite if the death penalty is
involved)
This Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_extradition_treaties link gives a
listing of all nations who have ever signed extradition treaties with the US, notice many nations did
so long ago and the treaty predates the sitting government, in these places it may not be in force.
Even if there is no treaty a stern request along with pressure or gifts may cause that nation to give
you over.
Making your New Home Work
The expat editors of Steal This Book Today have known many attempted emigrants from the United
States who fail because they did not use their heads and pre-plan their exit properly. Here are some
important tips to remember for when you make the jump.
• Use the worksheet/phrasebook in International Communications to help you in the first few
days in your new host country, have a new friend fill out all of the words and important
phrases.
• You are not a citizen of the new country, your rights are limited and you can be kicked out at
any time
• You are not in America, try to learn the new culture and integrate, you are a guest
• If you do not find a support group with some political power in your new country you will
have a difficult time
• Try to spend at six to eight hours a day speaking the new language without resorting to
English
• Make a culture and language notebook and add to it every day review it before bed and in
the morning
• Avoid anything that could lead to argument or law enforcement contact, revenge is a phone
call and a deportation away
• Depending on why you left you should think about integrating with other American expats,
they often know lots of tricks to get proper papers and other services, unfortunately the trick
is often expensive bribery or fat fees
• If you are on the run stay away from other Americans no matter how cool they seem there
may be a reward out for you
• Stick post-it notes on your stuff with the foreign nouns, say the noun when you see the item
or use it
• If you are unable to do the foreign language thing choose an English speaking country, work
on faking a local English accent, spend a few hours a day on speech therapy with a accent
sensitive local, this will help throw off local cops
• Be watchful of depression, moving to a strange country and possibly unable to return is very
hard, learn breathing and meditation exercises
• Write a daily personal journal about your feelings and review your progress
• Don't turn to alcohol or drugs for help if depressed, exercise works better, drag yourself out
for exercise even when unmotivated.
• Set yourself goals to accomplish every day, write a list.
• Especially when you are new be sure to walk with confidence, a timid western foreigner
invites robbery.
• Men should never wear shorts or go without a shirt until you get a good understanding of if
this is acceptable and honorable.
• Women should stick to long skirts and loose long sleeve shirts covering the abdomen and
neckline at until they understand what less clothing may imply about them in the new
culture
• Do not flirt at all until you very clearly know when this is appropriate.
• Do not get into a situation where you will test the "No! means No!" rule, not all men
worldwide understand that once they are out on a date and get turned on by making out or
flirting, the partner saying the word NO! means hands off.
• Understand that in most parts of the world Americans are stereotyped as very rich, an easy
source of money, lazy, impulsive, and easy to get into bed, this is what locals will think of
you too.
• Never photograph police, soldiers, infrastructure, or military equipment, this is an easy way
to disappear to jail.
• Never show off shiny new equipment or bags, dirty and de-label ASAP.
• Have spending money in two pockets, stash the rest, nothing makes for bad bargaining than
counting a big wad on the counter.
• It is better to give nothing to a panhandler than to give too little and insult him
• If you give to a nearby panhandler you have an expectation to continue supporting him and
others nearby as long as you stay
• Put away the camera, this makes you look like a tourist, tourists have money, robbers want
money.
• Avoid transfusions, needles, surgery, and IV medication if possible, contaminated medical
treatment in the third world is common.
• Put a lock or doorstop on your door
• Door or window alarms can be purchased at some travel stores against late night prowlers.
• Be cautious when taking a cab for kidnappers.
• When taking a room look for entry points from adjoining balconies and windows, roof
access, and attic spaces into your room, robbers are known to use this access to rob tourists.
• Be vary cautious taking a drink with strangers, alcohol conceals many "date rape" type drugs
used on both men and women for rape and robbery.
International Communications
Intro
This section to the book is a selection of useful survival words and phrases, intended for when
there are no available tourist phrase books. By necessity this must be short and kept to a small
number of languages. Language inclusions are in the following order: English, Spanish, and
French. Alternatively, the reader could pencil in the local translations to these important words
when he has access to a local translator, wherever he is.
Military pilots used to be given a book called a pointey-talkie with pictures and useful phrases in
both English and the local language for use if they had to escape. Modern world travelers also often
are seen carrying a general purpose phrase book in preference to a dictionary. Any phrase "cheat
sheet" is infinitely less useful than basic knowledge of the local language and instantly points you
out as both an American and a potential naive robbery victim new onto the streets. A major problem
with phrase books is that unless the answer is a yes or no you might never find the exact phrase that
the local has just said. This section is not to be a substitute for learning a language or even a phrase
book but rather a survival tool used with some gestures until either a guide or larger book can be
obtained.
It is important that if you find someone who speaks some English to use only clear statements. For
example "restroom" might be interpreted as a "resting room", a room for sleeping. Always be
simple and clear using the least amount of words possible. Never use slang, your pop slang words
just don't translate into anything useful and might cause trouble. If you change your mind during a
conversation be sure the other party understands clearly that you have changed your intent. Get your
guide to repeat back what you said at the end of a conversation to ensure he has the right idea. It is a
good idea to use drawings or write out what you are saying if this improves understanding. Don't
worry too much if you confuse the gender of a word, people will almost always understand unless
you are speaking about people, when in doubt just use masculine form.
Remember what we said in Get the Hell Out of Dodge don't flame too radical when visiting outside
your home nation or if you are on the run until you get to know the cultural expectations. There is
more Spanish and grammar in Spanish for the Revolution.
Survival Phrase Book
Medical
Mi XX se siente mal (Spanish) Mon XX sent le mauvais
My XX feels bad • 1- cabeza
(French)
• 1- tête
• 1-head • 2- ojo
• 2- oeil
• 2-eye • 3- oído
• 3- oreille
• 3-ear • 4- nariz
• 4- nez
• 4-nose • 5- estómago
• 5- estomac
• 5-stomach • 6- abdomen
• 6- abdomen
• 6-abdomen • 7- baje el abdomen
• 7- abaissez l'abdomen
• 7-lower abdomen • 8- pecho
• 8- coffre
• 8-chest • 9- pulmones
• 9- poumons
• 9-lungs • 10- garganta
• 10- gorge
• 10-throat • 11- dientes/diente
• 11- dents/dent
• 11-teeth / tooth • 12- brazo
• 12- bras
• 12-arm • 13- mano
• 13- main
• 13-hand • 14- pierna
• 14- jambe
• 14-leg • 15- pie
• 15- pied
• 15-foot • 16- baje detrás
• 16- abaissez en arrière
• 16-lower back • 17- espina dorsal
• 17- épine
• 17-spine • 18- riñones del riñón
• 18- reins de rein
• 18-kidney kidneys • 19- vejiga
• 19- réservoir souple
• 18-bladder • 20- vagina
• 20- vagin
• 20-vagina • 21- pene
• 21- pénis
• 21-penis • 22- testículos del
• 22- testicules de
• 22-testicle testicles testículo
• 23-wound • 23- herida
testicule
• 23- blessure
• 24-injury • 24- lesión
• 24- dommages
• 25-bone • 25- hueso
• 25- os
Links
Babelfish can provide quick translation for many common languages http://world.altavista.com/
remember to follow security culture even in your online translations, the system may be set up to
watch for key words and log translations.
Disguise
Intro
Disguise is the art of changing you appearance without making it appear that you have done so.
If you think that a wig and fake mustache are a good disguise you have allot to learn. People often
remember faces by only a few features. A big nose, style of glasses, smile or facial tic all are
features we use to memorize the faces of people around us. A disguise is designed to give people
something else to notice or even something that was not there before. What is important to
remember is that we do not want the disguise to be so interesting that people will remember it even
if it effectively covers your identity. A bad disguise is worse than no disguise!
Glasses
An easy way to throw people off is to find some thick rim safety glasses or low power reading lases
(don't impair your vision), don't use something too retro that stands out, they should be passable as
real glasses. If you always wear glasses you should have a few weeks supply of contacts and
solution, many manufacturers will mail you free samples.
Clothing
If punk is your style switching to button shirts and khaki or a suit is a huge disguise. Don't do the
nice clothing thing if you don't know how to act the part, that will stand out.
When dressed up be sure to walk and move in a purposeful way with your chin up, a mobile phone
you can constantly pretend to jabber on is a good prop to make people feel they need to look away,
don't be annoying or loud though.
Acting
Whatever your race or ethnicity all good hard working Amerikans try to be WASP's. Remember this
and suppress your natural in your face humor if you are trying to stay off the radar. Every morning
repeat this mantra for ten minutes "I am a good hard working WASP". Looking shifty, stressed, or
worried will stick out more than your appearance even if your face is all over the papers and TV. Be
cool...
The Underground
The Pledge Of Allegiance Defiance
I pledge defiance to the United States of America, and allegiance to that for which it once stood. I
believe in my God(s), not yours, and in liberty and freedom for all.
Many underground organizations continue to exist, including the Earth Liberation Front (ELF) and
the Animal Liberation Front (ALF). It should be noted that many sisters and brothers have paid the
ultimate price and many continue to pay for resisting the U.S. government. Members of the Black
Panther Party, Black Liberation Army, MOVE, and many Black and Latino freedom fighters remain
in prison. Organizations such as the Anarchist Black Cross Network, Anarchist Black Cross
Federation, the Jericho Movement, and the Prairie Fire Organizing Committee struggle for their
freedom.
Identification Papers
IF you need to get out of the country borrow the passport of a friend who is not being tracked by the
police and looks like you, just like fake ID for beer, try to get matching credit cards and other ID.
Another possibility if your passport is a sure bust at the border is to enter through Canada or
Mexico and take a nice hike across a wilderness border area. Once across your American papers
will not be heavily scrutinized unless you start annoying the pigs.
Another concept is the "Camouflage Passport", which is promoted to US citizens traveling
overseas. Technically, it's a make-believe passport with the name of a country that either no longer
exists (ie: South Vietnam), changed its name with the old name on the passport (ie: Rhodesia, now
Zimbabwe), or has a name similar to that of a real country (ie: British West Indies), complete with
your photo, vital statistics and lots of phony Visa stamps. You're supposed to show them to potential
kidnappers or terrorists to "prove" you're not from the USA ("No, no! I'm not American! I'm really
from West Timor!"). In the USA, these are legal to own as long as it's really your name and photo in
it, you to don't try to pass them off as real to a government or law enforcement agent and you don't
try to get a Visa with it. Elsewhere, you might have some explaining to do if the Customs agents
find this in your suitcase. Some companies will also sell "back-up" ID such as a Driver's License
and a library card to further "prove" your nationality. Some new-country projects also sell their own
passports that look very legit. The US Customs Service is wise to these, but they might bluff out a
local cop in a small town ("What's a feller from British Honduras doin' round these here parts?").
Do a web search on "Camouflage Passport" for dealers. Just remember that they're made on a
custom basis, so they're not cheap, and since the September 11th attacks, much harder to get.
NSK ("Neue Slowenische Kunst" or "New Slovenian Art"), a Slovenian artists collective that
includes the Industrial band Laibach, have formed a "global state" called NSK State. They sell NSK
passports that look very official, and for € 24 (about $35 USA), one can be yours. Just how you use
it is up to you. According to reports, some people used them to leave occupied Sarajevo during the
1995 civil war when authorities refused to recognize Bosnian passports. Their website is:
http://www.nskstate.com/state/passport.php , or you can write to:
• NSK Info Centre, p.p. 101, 1001 Ljubljana, Slovenia
A small group called the World Service Authority issues "World Passports" that may or may not be
recognized by a number of countries. They officially aren't recognized by the USA, but they've been
successfully used in over 150 nations on a case-by-case basis (As they say in the car commercials,
"Your mileage may vary."). They also offer "World Citizen" ID cards, birth & marriage certificates,
and the like. Check their website at http://www.worldgovernment.org/ or write to them at:
• World Service Authority, World Office, 1012 14th Street NW, Suite 205, Washington, DC
20005, USA
Official looking "secondary" ID cards can be found in some stores and shopping centers/flea
markets that cater to immigrants, both legal and illegal. The cards are often decorated with
American flags, quasi-official looking seals and clip-art of bald eagles or the Statue of Liberty and
made to look very "government issue". However, they're known as "ancillary" documents that are
supposed to be used as back-up ID with your official ID card, and not intended to be official ID on
their own. You're required to supply legal ID (driver's license, passport, birth certificate, Resident
Alien card, etc.) and sign a legal release (also called a Notary Statement) verifying the information
you're giving is legit.
Some check cashing services will offer a "check cashing card" with your photo, address and Social
Security Number for a few bucks. If you get one, guard it with your life, since your SSN can be
used in Identity Theft.
One group called the High Vibrations Academy ("A Space For Growing In Higher Consciousness")
offers a "common law ID card". You can read about it here:
http://www.highvibrations.org/IDCenter/ , or write to:
• High Vibrations Academy, 3311 Mission Street, San Francisco, California. [94110] (Yes,
that's how the list their address on their website.)
If you're buying Fake ID through the mails or the Internet, you're on your own. The industry is
loaded with shady dealers that will rip you off with either no delivery or a very fake looking fake
(such as a misspelled state name, legal disclaimers written across the top in small print, or
excessively thick laminate)...these may work for getting beer at your local quickie-mart, but more
than likely will not get you onto a plane. Furthermore, good luck trying to get your money back,
since admitting you were trying to get a counterfeit identification document will get you into
serious trouble. Also, by Federal Law, any ID card that you obtain through the mails that has your
date of birth on it has to say "NOT A GOVERNMENT DOCUMENT" on the front.
International Driving
If you're going to drive a car outside the USA, and you have a USA driver's license, it's best to get
an International Driving Permit (IDP) in case you get pulled over by a cop who doesn't speak or
read English. But be warned! There is no such thing as an "International Driver's License (IDL)" or
"International Driving Document (IDD)". There is only an International Driving Permit, and it's
nothing more than a multi-language translation of your own existing driver's license. No matter
what anyone tells you otherwise, it isn't a license to drive on its own, and you can't get an IDP
unless you already have a real driver's license. In the USA, only the American Automobile
Association (AAA) or American Automobile Touring Alliance (AATA) through the National
Automobile Club (NAC, a motor service club for businesses) can issue them. To get one, go to or
call your local AAA or AATA/NAC office. You don't have to be a member to get one, but
membership can get you a discount. Avoid the websites or any dealers offering IDLs or IDDs (since
they're useless rip-offs), or charging as much as $300 for an IDP. The AAA and NAC sell them for
less than $20 plus tax and they're good for one year. You will have to provide two passport-sized
photos of yourself (on film, no digitals), but call to see if they can take the photos for you at the
office. If not, photos can be had at the local Kinko's.
(Outside the USA, contact your country's agency in charge of auto registration and ask who issues
International Driving Permits.)
Most USA auto insurance policies don't cover driving into Mexico. Before you go, call your
insurance agency to check on your policy. If your coverage isn't valid in Mexico, ask if they offer a
short-term policy for your trip, or can recommend an agency that can.
If you're driving your car into Canada, get an Inter-Provincial Insurance Card from your auto
insurance agency before you go. It proves your coverage is good in Canada, and can save you lots
of problems if your car is stopped by the Mounties.
Other Notes
Neutering your passport does not invalidate it. More correctly, a "faulty" RFID chip does not make
your passport invalid -- but intentional damage will invalidate it (in addition to potentially landing
you in jail.) Moral of the story? Make sure that there's no evidence that you intentionally destroyed
the RFID chip.
A neutered RFID passport will cause additional scrutiny at checkpoints and borders, a better idea
might be to foil wrap your passport except when scanning in the airport so it is unreadable by
passers on the street. There are currently attempts to hack and rewrite passport chips; this is an
option on early passports with standard RFID although if hacks become common expect added
security for later models.
Safe Transmitters
Surprisingly a well grounded CB radio with a horizontal to the ground wire antenna 264 cm (104')
long suspended or sloped 5 meters from the ground with gives good sky wave and local/regional
propagation especially if the atmospherics are right, with the bonus that is almost impossible to
trace. Try to buy a radio that can easily be modified for out of band transmission and if you have the
extra cash sideband really increases the range and free channels. Better yet for the price of a good
CB you can get your hands on a real HF radio transmitter, tuner, and set up a wire stealth antenna,
you could keep in contact with almost anyone who is just listening to a shortwave receiver, or have
conversation with other members using HF radio gear, try to keep the transmit power set as low as
possible so neighbors won't report the radio operator jamming their TV and trackers will need to
search harder. Using a horizontal antenna it is nearly impossible to triangulate or trace location
beyond the general region of the country the transmitter is in. To calculate antenna length of a half
wave antenna wire divide 492 by your frequency in Megahertz (MHz), antenna length is measured
in feet for this formula. If you are bad at morse code pre-key your transmission into a tape recorder
and when the time comes run the tape on Single-Side-Band into the mike, morse works much better
at long range than voice, you can also tape and slowly decode recieved messages.
Pocket Radio
Why not build from scratch, kit, or buy a small
QRP radio and keep it in your pack. Have a regular time that a friend with a quality antenna and
radio setup listens for you. You can keep in touch over hundreds or even thousands of miles using
morse code and a transmitter/receiver the size of a pack of cards that is almost impossible to trace.
There are many designs on the Internet for building such a radio set from easy to get parts. Many
QRP radio kits are made to fit an Altoid mint tin, this makes it possible with some creativity to hide
a transceiver inside a normal AM/FM walkman type radio case, this disguise might mean that the
pigs will return your radio if they pick you up. We have even seen radio transceiver kits smaller and
lighter than paperback book for around $100 that let you transmit SSB voice or with minor
modifications RTTY data when plugged into a laptop or PDA, these have a range from hundreds to
even thousands of miles with a decent wire antenna and good location.
See Backpacking and Camping for some wilderness radio tips for the wilderness fugitive.
Phones
Your voice is really your fingerprint and the police can use it, with the help of modern computers, to
hunt you back to the telephones you use. If you are in trouble get rid and never use again both your
current cell phone and the SIM card inside, don't make calls on a residential phone, even pay
phones are risky.
Taped Broadcasts
Abbie's advice on voice and video tapes is very good. Be sure to have a generic indoor background
unless you need to show that you are in a certain location, a clean blue sheet is a perfect backdrop
as there is no way to guess where you are and a video editor can easily make a pleasing background.
Background sound is even more important on the audio of both voice and videotapes. The audio can
give away your location better than the video, make sure to have good white noise or soft music
covering the background and that you are taping in a quiet room, have a friend with some quality
sound editing software check out the background and edit out any passing sirens, trains, or
recognizable noise.
Secure SneakerNet
Files can be burned to CDs or stored in USB drives and distributed, carrier pigeon delivered, or
mailed from an out of town drop box, then a GPG passphrase and signature is used to unlock
operation details for secure meets and backup plans that are somewhat less likely to be
compromised than without the codes.
Easy Cyphers
Solitare Encryption and Decryption
(Copyright Wikipedia GNU FDL[[1]])
The algorithm generates a stream of values which are combined with the message to encrypt and
decrypt it. Each value of the keystream is to be used for one value of the message, thus the
keystream will need to be the same length as the message.
1. Remove all punctuation and convert the characters to the same case.
2. Convert all the characters to their natural numerical values, A = 1, B = 2, etc, Z = 26.
3. To encrypt a message, add each keystream value to its corresponding character in the plaintext,
rolling over back to 1 if the resulting value exceeds 26. To decrypt, subtract each keystream value
from its corresponding character in the ciphertext, rolling back up to 26 if the resulting value should
be lower than 1.
Algorithm
This algorithm assumes that the user has a deck of cards and two jokers. For simplicity's sake, only
two suits will be used in this example. Each card will be assigned a numerical value: the first suit of
cards will be numbered from 1 to 13 (Ace through King) and the second suit will be numbered 14
through 26 in the same manner. The jokers will be assigned the values of 27 and 28. Thus, a 5 from
the first suit would have the value 5 in our combined deck, the value 1 in the second suit would
have the value 14 in the combined deck.
The deck will be assumed to be a circular array, meaning that should a card ever need to advance
below the bottom card in the deck, it will simply rotate back to the top (in other words, the first card
follows the last card).
1. Arrange the deck of cards according to a specific key. This is the most important part as anyone
who knows the deck's starting value can easily generate the same values from it. How the deck is
initialized is up to the recipients, shuffling the deck perfectly randomly is preferable, although there
are many other methods. For this example, the deck will simply start at 1 and count up by 3's,
modulo 28. Thus the starting deck will look like this:
• 1 4 7 10 13 16 19 22 25 28 3 6 9 12 15 18 21 24 27 2 5 8 11 14 17 20 23 26
2. Locate the first joker (value 27) and move it down the deck by one place, basically just
exchanging with the card below it. The deck now looks like this:
• 1 4 7 10 13 16 19 22 25 28 3 6 9 12 15 18 21 24 2 27 5 8 11 14 17 20 23 26
3. Locate the second joker (value 28) and move it down the deck by two places.
• 1 4 7 10 13 16 19 22 25 3 6 28 9 12 15 18 21 24 2 27 5 8 11 14 17 20 23 26
4. Perform a triple-cut on the deck. That is, split the deck into three sections. Everything above the
top joker (which, after several repetitions, may not necessarily be the first joker) and everything
below the bottom joker will be exchanged. The jokers themselves, and the cards between them, are
left untouched.
• 5 8 11 14 17 20 23 26 28 9 12 15 18 21 24 2 27 1 4 7 10 13 16 19 22 25 3 6
5. Observe the value of the card at the bottom of the deck, if the card is either joker let the value just
be 27. Take that number of cards from the top of the deck and insert them back to the bottom of the
deck just above the last card.
• 23 26 28 9 12 15 18 21 24 2 27 1 4 7 10 13 16 19 22 25 3 5 8 11 14 17 20 6
6. Note the value of the top card. Count this many places below that card and take the value of the
card there. This value is the next value in the keystream, in this example it would be 11. (Note that
no cards are changing places in this step, this step simply determines the value).
7. Repeat steps 2 through 6 for as many keystream values as required.
Book Code
Much less secure than a one time pad but quicker to use than the card cypher a book code gives the
page and location of a sentence or word on a page several such instructions makes a readable
message, both parties must have the exact same edition of the book. With the advent of massive
book digitization this code might be easily broken in the future, and even now is not considered
secure since the book you are using may be known to the police or government.
Original COMMUNICATION
Living underground, like exile, can be extremely lonely, especially during the initial adjustment
period when you have to reshuffle your living habits. Psychologically it becomes necessary to
maintain a few close contacts with other fugitives or folks aboveground. This is also necessary if
you plan to continue waging revolutionary struggle. This means communication. If you contact
persons or arrange for them to contact you, be super cool. Don't rush into meetings. Stay OFF the
phone! If you must, use pay phones. Have the contact person go to a prescribed booth at prescribed
time. Knowing the phone number beforehand, you can call from another pay phone. The pay phone
system is superior to debugging devices and voice scramblers. Even so, some pay phones, that local
police suspect bookies use, are monitored.
Keep your calls short and disguise your voice a bit. If you are a contact and the call does not come
as scheduled, don't panic. Perhaps the booth at the other end is occupied or the phone you are on is
out of order. In New York, the latter is usually true. Wait a reasonable length of time and then go
about your business. Another contact will be made. Personal rendezvous should take place at places
that are not movement hangouts or heavy pig scenes. Intermediaries should be used to see if anyone
was followed. Just groove on a few good spy flicks and you'll figure it all out.
Communicating to masses of people above ground is very important. It drives the MAN berserk and
gives hope to comrades in the struggle. The most important message is that you are alive, in good
spirits and carrying on the struggle. The communications of the Weathermen are brilliantly
conceived. Develop a mailing list that you keep well hidden in case of a bust. You can devise a
system of mailing stuff in envelopes (careful of fingerprints) inside larger envelopes to a trusted
contact who will mail the items from another location to further camouflage your area of operation.
A host of communication devices are available besides handwritten notes and typed
communications. Tape recorders are excellent but better still are video-tape cassette machines. You
can wear masks, do all kinds of weird theatrical stuff and send the tapes to television stations. At
times you might want to risk being interviewed by a newsman, but this can be very dangerous
unless you conceive a super plan and have some degree of trust in the word of the journalist. Don't
forget a grand jury could be waiting for him with a six months contempt or perjury charge when he
admits contact and does not answer their questions.
The only other advice is to dress warm in the winter and cool in the summer, stay high and...
Asylum Seekers
Intro
As the worldwide struggle for freedom grows and the oppression increases to match there will be
many more opportunities for us to provide asylum to dissidents both foreign and domestic. It is part
of our revolutionary responsibility to find safe hideouts as well as assisting these front line fighters
in continuing to fight in this worthy war. Always have an extra bed or couch ready in case there is a
knock at two in the morning and a whispered plea "I need sanctuary".
Safe Houses
The safest location to hide a fugitive is with a retired non-activist volunteer, think the auntie or
grandmother type. They have the lowest priority on police lists and probably live in suburbia where
the cops are called for loud parties. If the fugitive is trying to stay off the radar they must not use
Internet or telephone from the safe house.
Changing clothing style and getting a haircut can alter appearance as can adding or removing
glasses. Wigs and skin makeup are allot of trouble and a sure giveaway if left on too long.
Legal Asylum
If you are protecting a fugitive from a nation at odds with the United States it might be possible to
obtain legal asylum form the state department and a legit residence visa. Having a pool of
volunteers willing to get "married" to asylum seekers will increase the odds of success in getting a
visa. Be in contact with an immigration attorney and always get advice from them about the current
state of affairs with the State Department and what is the best course of action.
The following is directly from http://www.uscis.gov visti for more information.
You may apply even if you are in the US illegally. You may apply for asylum regardless of your
immigration status as long as you file your application within one year of your last arrival or
demonstrate that you are eligible for an exception to that rule based on changed circumstances or
extraordinary circumstances, and that you filed for asylum within a reasonable amount of time
given those circumstances.
The Asylum Officer or Immigration Judge will consider whether any bars to asylum apply. You will
be barred from being granted asylum under INA § 208(b)(2) if you:
• 1. Ordered, incited, assisted, or otherwise participated in the persecution of any person on
account of race, religion, nationality, membership in a particular social group, or political
opinion
• 2. Were convicted of a particularly serious crime (includes aggravated felonies). Committed
a serious nonpolitical crime outside the United States
• 4. Pose a danger to the security of the United States
• 5. Firmly resettled in another country prior to arriving in the United States (see 8 CFR §
208.15 for a definition of “firm resettlement”)
You will also be barred from being granted asylum under INA § 208 if you are inadmissible under
INA § 212(a)(3)(B) or removable under INA § 237(a)(4)(B) because you:
• 1. Have engaged in terrorist activity;
• 2. Are engaged in or are likely to engage after entry in any terrorist activity (a consular
officer or the Attorney General knows, or has reasonable grounds to believe, that this is the
case);
• 3. Have, under any circumstances indicating an intention to cause death or serious bodily
harm, incited terrorist activity;
• 4. Are a representative of
• 1. a foreign terrorist organization, as designated by the Secretary of State under section 219
of the INA, or
• 2. a political, social, or other similar group whose public endorsement of acts of terrorist
activity the Secretary of State has determined undermines United States efforts to reduce or
eliminate terrorist activities;
• 5. Are a member of a foreign terrorist organization, as designated by the Secretary of State
under section 219 of the INA, or which you know or should have known is a terrorist
organization;
• 6. Have used a position of prominence within any country to endorse or espouse terrorist
activity, or to persuade others to support terrorist activity or a terrorist organization, in a way
that the Secretary of State has determined undermines United States efforts to reduce or
eliminate terrorist activities.
Asylum status may be terminated if you no longer have a well-founded fear of persecution because
of a fundamental change in circumstances, you have obtained protection from another country, or
you have committed certain crimes or engaged in other activity that makes you ineligible to retain
asylum status in the United States.
If the above does not help try contacting:
United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees
1775 K Street, NW, Suite 300
Washington, DC 20006
Telephone: (202) 296-5191
Website: http://www.unhcr.ch
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Free Atlanta
Free Binghamton, NY
Free Chicago
Free Dallas
Free Jerusalem
Free Las Vegas
Free Los Angeles
Free Melbourne, Australia
Free Portland, OR
Free Seattle
Free Atlanta
General Guide
Atlanta is the capital and the most populous city of the state of Georgia, and the central city of the
ninth most populous metropolitan area in the United States. It is the county seat of Fulton County;
although a portion of the city extends into DeKalb County. According to the July 2005 census
estimate, the city has a population of 470,688 and a metropolitan population of 4,917,717. As of
July 1, 2005, Atlanta's combined statistical area (CSA) is estimated to have a population of
5,249,121.
During the Civil Rights Movement, Atlanta stood apart from Southern cities that supported
segregation, and became known as the "City Too Busy to Hate." The city's progressive civil rights
record made it increasingly popular as a relocation destination for African Americans, and the city's
population became majority-black by 1972. African Americans soon became the dominant political
force in the city; since 1974, all of the mayors of Atlanta have been African-American, as well as
the majority of the city's fire chiefs, police chiefs, and other high-profile government officials.
White flight occurred in the city in the 1970s and 1980s; the city's population dropped by more than
100,000 from 1970 to 1990. That trend has reversed itself, however, and with accelerating
gentrification, the black majority has dropped from 69 percent in 1980 to 54 percent in 2005. The
city has one of the largest gay populations in the nation; according to Census 2000 both DeKalb and
Fulton counties are among the ten most heavily gay counties in America.
*What the hell does the African-American/Black population have to do with anything? We know
that Georgia was a member of the racist community in the past (and somewhat still is...just silently).
Atlanta has a humid subtropical climate, (Cfa) according to the Köppen classification, with hot,
humid summers and mild winters by the standards of the United States. Summer highs are usually
in the 90s and winter lows are usually in the 30s.
Atlanta's police department has been plagued by allegations of police brutality.
*Atlanta is known for being a Pig Patrol Palace and can be proven. Just try to reason with them or
make sure not to do anything too obvious or stupid. But serious warning-these pigs are out on the
loose ready to arrest anybody and they are real stupid with the rules and stuff. Get the Declaration
of Independence to save you and carry a copy of it with you. If you aren't too rude, you might give
them the vibe that you just want to be left alone.
To find a plethora of stuff you can do for free/cheap while seeing Atlanta. For an extremely
charitable organization offering anything from free meals to showers to medical clinics, go to
http://opendoorcommunity.org/.
Housing
The madhousers build shelters for homeless people. Their phone number is (404) 806-6233 and
they ask that you leave a message. http://www.madhousers.org/
There is a commune called Amata that might be able to offer accomidations. Contact information:
317 Nelms Ave NE
Atlanta, Georgia 30307-2105.
Phone: 404-378-3954, 404-704-5548.
The web address, for this commune and more in Georgia as well as the rest of the US, is
http://directory.ic.org/records/?action=view&page=view&record_id=6002.
The below address holds space for any decent person with a small party for living space for as long
as needed for free if willing to help out and do work. Free food available:
1020 Amhearst Oaks Drive Lawrenceville 30043 (an hour away from Atlanta)
or ask any nice-looking person on the street if they'll take you for a small rent or work. Or look
through the newspapers to see if any one is looking for a roommate. Try college campuses.
Food
Sevananda Natural Foods Co-Op is a community-owned natural foods business that sells pretty
much anything that's edible and organic. They have vitamins, supplements, and groceries. The
kitchen serves fresh and nutritious baked goods, soups, sandwiches and salads, and offers ongoing
health, cooking and nutrition classes. Emphasis is placed on providing high-quality natural foods,
preferably those grown and prepared using organic methods. Natural care, household, and general
merchandise items are also available. The cooperative is owned by the people who shop here, but
membership is not required for shopping. The prices aren't listed that I've seen. Their address is 467
Moreland Way, Atlanta, GA 30354. Their website is
http://www.sevananda.coop/retailer/store_templates/shell_id_1.asp?storeID=C5G13S77A6GB8P0J
T1P2Q4XBHR8BFXX2.
There is a little Italian style restaurant called Toscano & Sons Italian Market located at 1000
Marietta St., Suite 106. They have panini (I'm not sure what it is) for $4.50. They also have wine
available for $10, though I'm not sure how much you get. They have a variety of Italian food
available. They don't have a site, but you can find out more here
http://atlanta.creativeloafing.com/gyrobase/Content?category=oid%3A8949.
Atlanta's Food Not Bombs gives away free vegetarian food in the Little Five Points neighborhood.
Close to Sevananda Co-op. Check www.l5p.com for more info. on where it's located. Every
Saturday from about noontime 'till the food runs out! Or go to a grocery store and ask for day-old
food that should not be thrown out but instead given up for your charity-Bums That R Hungry. They
should gladly do it. Or just get whatever you'd like, buy only one small thing and walk on out. Or
just eat the food while you are in the grocery store-away from any salespeople, then leave when you
feel full.
Medical Care
Here is a PDF of free/cheap medical clinics in or near Atlanta. http://www.calladoctor.net/atlanta-
health-organizations/FreeClinicsinAtlanta.pdf
Legal Aid
For those of you that get busted for pot or other drugs, here is a list of lawyers that specialize in
such an area:
Bruce Harvey 146 Nassau St. NW Atlanta 30303 404-659-4628
Michael R. Hauptman 1950 The Equitable Bldg. 100 Peachtree St. NW Atlanta 30303 404-525-
8421
Deric Beaudoin 2200 Century Parkway N.E. Atlanta 30345 404-325-4800
-Derived from norml.org
Play
High Museum of Art, Folk Art & Photography Galleries is located at
30 John Wesley Dobbs Ave.
Atlanta, GA
Their number is 404-577-6940
The King Center is dedicated to educating the public about the philosophies of Dr. Martin Luther
King, Jr and conducts tours of the King Center's Freedom Hall Complex, Ebenezer Baptist Church,
Dr. King's Birth Home, and the National Park Service Visitor's Center. Their address is:
449 Auburn Ave.
Atlanta, GA
Their number is 404-526-8900.
Centennial Olympic Park is located at Techwood Dr and International Blvd. It's a really big park,
with fountains in the ground that are good for cooling down in the summer. Their number is (404)
223-4412.
While it isn't free, one of the main venues of the Atlanta scene is Masquerade, located at 695 North
Ave NE Atlanta, Ga 30308. It's little and the shows rarely cost over $20. [1]
The Oakhurst Community Center in Decatur is a community garden and play-area open and free to
all 24-7 and is not far from Atlanta. A great area for meetings for the End AmeriKa Club.
www.oakhurstgarden.org
The streets are open and free to all. The streets are for dancing, singing, and meeting other like-
minded fellow, just remember. Don't let anybody kick you guys off, but don't be rude. Just sit
calmly and peacefully-but once they start to be violent, cause a riot with everybody else in the
streets.
Information
The major daily newspaper in Atlanta is The Atlanta Journal-Constitution. Other weekly papers
include Creative Loafing and Atlanta Nation.
Skirt! is a free newspaper for women and girls that is laid out for free in many different areas
throughout Atlanta and the state of Georgia. Take as many as you'd like!
• International medical, law, and business publisher NewsRx is headquartered in the Atlanta
suburb of Vinings.
• There is generally a lot of traffic in Atlanta, with morning and evening rush hours typical of
any city.
Underground Papers
Atlanta is home to CrimethInc. Headquarters. While they aren't a paper or magazine, they have
them available, as well as a lot anarchist literature. Their address is 2695 Rangewood Dr.
Public Transit
Anyone who lives in or near Atlanta, or anyone who has visited it, have probably seen MARTA
buses or trains. A single one-way fare, with up to two children under six is $1.75. Passes for
multiple rides are sold at RideStores and Breeze Vending Machines. Their address, for any
questions, is MARTA Customer Service Center, 2424 Piedmont Road, NE, Atlanta, Georgia 30324-
3330. Their phone number is 1-888-446-4511. More on MARTA>[3]
Stand on the streets away from busy intersections and stick your hitch-hiking thumb out. We always
give people a lift without a problem and I'm sure other people will be glad to give a friendly ride. If
you are going far, offer to pitch in for gas or provide drugs or let them join you in the fun. Be sure
and thank people and let them know that your wife and children will be glad that you can finally get
them food.
Assorted Freebies
Open Door Community is an organization that offers all kinds of things to homeless people, from
food to clothes to medical clinics and more.
Free Binghamton, NY
General Guide
Former factory-town, filled with hicks and criminals from the city (NYC), full of cheap, easily-
accessible drugs, with cheap housing compared to most areas of the US.
There's not much to see in downtown Binghamton, except for maybe State St., which is just a bunch
of grimy-ass nightclubs and bars. In the alley of the Rat on State St., there's usually heroin junkies
hanging around past 2 or 3AM.
Behind the Conklin Ave Giant supermarket on the south side, there's a ridiculous amount of cocaine
going around, and crack is beginning to popularize in this area. Throughout the rest of the city, there
aren't too many other notable drug areas. Being that there's both an assload of kids that grew up in
Binghamton and would never have the balls to hurt somebody, and an assload of criminals sent up
from the city (hence why NYC is the safest large city today) that won't hesitate to shoot the fuck out
of you: watch who you're dealing with.
Keep in mind that Binghamton and the surrounding area is an economically-depressed area, so don't
expect to be able to find a job. SUNY is the only thing that continues to employ enough people to
keep the city functioning today.
Downtown, there's shitloads of cops with not too much to do. The same applies for downtown
Johnson City and Endicott, as well. The town of Vestal is noted for housing SUNY Binghamton,
and therefore having an extremely high Jewish and Asian population. Most of Vestal are rich, law-
abiding citizens with an extremely oversized police force, so really watch your ass around Vestal.
Areas such as Conklin and parts of Kirkwood are now great towns to lay low and do whatever the
fuck you feel like, following a disastrous flood in June of 2006. There are little businesses now,
dense drug-usage, and ridiculous amounts of abandoned houses. The only police you would find
would be the sheriff's department on the main roads, such as Conklin Rd (NY-RT 7) and US-RT 11.
If you have nowhere to sleep, the large number of abandoned houses in these areas should satisfy
you.
Housing
Several shelters on Main St/Court St in Binghamton, as well as most churches throughout the area.
Many abandoned houses and businesses in the low-lying areas of Broome County due to a major
flood in June of 2006, notably Conklin.
The Binghamton branch of the Broome County Public Library on Court St. is noted for all of the
bums that come in and sleep during the day on the comfy couches, and just hide somewhere during
closing and sleep throughout the night. You can do this if you want, but apparently they're "cracking
down" on this, even though you can walk in and find at least 5 people at any time with a news paper
covering their faces, sleeping.
Food
There are soup kitchens on the southside of Binghamton, parallel to Conklin Rd. on Vestal Av. (if
going towards Vestal, take a left of Conklin Rd. near the Exchange St. bridge, there's one right
before St. John's, a large Catholic church). There is also a soup kitchen (Salvation Army) on
Washington St, between Court and Hawley Sts.
Play
Binghamton is named "Carousel Capital of the World," because it has 5 carousels. These are all
free, and if you ride on all of them, you get a carousel pin from the zoo. Great for kids or for
chasing that slow buzz of dizziness. Woohoo.
Ross Park Zoo Morgan Road, Town of Binghamton
Mid-sized zoo with a carousel and playground. Go up Pennsylvania Ave on the southside of
Binghamton (going down Conklin Ave towards Vestal, right before Conklin Ave turns into route
434/the Vestal Parkway, take a left on Pennsylvania Ave), and follow the signs for it.
Discovery Center Morgan Road, Town of Binghamton
Located right next-door to the Ross Park Zoo, has some cool shit if you have younger kids (under
12)
Recreation Park Beethoven Street, City of Binghamton (West Side)
Located next to Seton Catholic Central High School on the West side of Binghamton. Has a
carousel and some picnic tables, playground, pool, tennis courts, baseball field, free concerts on
most Fridays in the summer.
C. Fred Johnson Park C.F.J. Boulevard, Johnson City
Contains tennis courts, a carousel, a baseball field, and a playground. Sucks.
Highland Park Hooper Road, Endwell
Has a swimming pool, wading pool, carousel, picnic tables, tennis courts, playground, volleyball
nets.
George W. Johnson Park Oak Hill Avenue, Endicott
Located on the north side of Endicott, has a carousel, pool w/ bathhouse, picnic areas, baseball
field, and playground.
West Endicott Park Page Avenue, Endicott
This place has a carousel, tennis courts, playground, picnic area, and a kiddie pool.
Information
Be prepared for any type of weather. One day could be 85 degress out and humid, while the next is
50 degress and pouring rain, and then the next is a great day, in the 70s, sunny, etc. The weather
around here is extremely unpredictable. The winters are very harsh, usually around zero with a
snowstorm about once every 2 weeks, usually bringing at the least, half of a foot of snow, usually
upwards to 2 feet.
Traffic isn't too bad, except during rush hour, obviously. Try and stay away from the Vestal
Parkway, the flyover from the mall to the parkway, and Main St. during rush hour, because traffic
can sometimes end up a complete stop.
Cable channels 2, 3, 5, 6, and 16 are all local news stations, with channel 16 running constant news.
Channel 4 is a public access channel, so most of the time it displays events around the area, along
with constant weather forecast for the next week or so scrolling along the top, as well as the time
and date at the bottom.
Public Transit
The bus system covers a good portion of the city of Binghamton, Vestal, Endicott, Endwell,
Johnson City, and Dickinson, as well as some stops in Conklin and Kirkwood and a few in other
very small towns.
If you need a cab, Yellow Cab is reccomended, or failing that, Courtesy Cab. These 2 have the
cheapest rates and least smelly-ass drivers. If you need a cab and have no money, go with some
random cab company and just ditch them when they stop where you want to get off, because most
of the smaller, rundown taxi cars have no door locks. If you happen to get in the cab with no money
and notice that the locks work, tell them to let you out at a specific house, and then tell them you
have to go get your money from your house and that you'll be right back. Guess what the next step
is? Book the fuck out of there. This applies everywhere, not just Binghamton, obviously.
Free Clothing and Furniture
Salvation Army Griswold St. Binghamton
Nearly New Shop 100 Main St. Binghamton
Rescue Mission 1139 Upper Front St. Binghamton
Salvation Army E. Main St. Endicott
As with most cities, just bum around some areas and watch to see which neighborhoods have
garbage out and what day it is and if the garbage was picked up already or not, and keep it written
down somewhere, and then just lurk around those areas the night before pickup day. Doesn't take
much common sense. I've never gone as far as to document which areas have pickup at what days
of the week, but if you just drive around right before it gets dark out (so you can see furniture and
whatnot) and look for furniture outside. I know that if you take the East exit out of SUNY campus
(just drive around the main road on campus and find it), you come to the neighborhood Ster Track
of Vestal, and the pickup day for most of that neighborhood is Monday morning, and it is a very
nice neighborhood, so you're bound to find something in OK quality on Sunday night.
Assorted Freebies
See Assorted Freebies Section, provide details for this city, including other topics. Whatever fits
and is useful.
Survive
Common sense applies, nothing too special. Avoid projects at night (mainly larger ones such as
Saratoga Heights/Terrace off of Conklin Ave. on Felters Rd, the Webster Ct apartments and the
entire area behind the Conklin Ave Giant market, and near the Kmart on State St. on the North side
of Binghamton.), try and find a quiet residential neighborhood (even rural if you want to walk far
enough, usually an hour walk max from anywhere in the area) if you need to sleep somewhere. Yse
you head a little. If you're going to be homeless, at least get some sort of knife or a gun to carry
concealed with you, and don't sleep on a main road. Go to the Survive section and provide any city-
specific details, including new topics.
Free Chicago
General Guide
Please provide a general outline of the city and its neighborhoods/boroughs/parts of town,
including information about political leanings, police forces, population, income levels, social
services, etc.
Chicago is a massive liberal CorpGov bastion. Our limited experience is that these Democratic
voting conservatives could clench a bit of coal into a diamond. Tall buildings and lots of effort to
act normal. We expect you might have to blow through the windy city on your way to somewhere
chill so you can use this limited information. BTW Dress warm in the winter or you will freeze your
ass off.
(wikipedia.com quote) Chicago , is the largest city in the state of Illinois and the largest in the
Midwest. With a population of nearly 3 million people, Chicago is the third largest city in the
United States. It is the anchor of the Chicago metropolitan area, commonly called Chicagoland,
which has a population of over 9.7 million people in Illinois, Wisconsin and Indiana, making it the
third largest metropolitan area in the U.S.[1] Rich in history and renowned for its historically-
innovative and influential architecture, Chicago is classified as an alpha world city.
The City of Chicago is almost entirely located in Cook County, with a small portion overlapping
into DuPage County, while the metropolitan area extends over several counties. Located at the site
of a portage between the Great Lakes and the Mississippi River watershed, Chicago was
incorporated as a city in 1837. It rapidly became a major transportation hub, as well as the business,
financial, and cultural capital of the Midwest. Since the Chicago World's Fair of 1893, it has been
regarded as one of the ten most influential cities in the world.
Housing
Free housing, shelters and hostels, etc.
The city's waterfront allure and nightlife has attracted residents and tourists alike. Over one-third of
the city population is concentrated in the lakefront neighborhoods (from Rogers Park in the north to
Hyde Park in the south). The North Side has a large gay and lesbian community. Two North Side
neighborhoods in particular, Lakeview and the Andersonville area of the Edgewater neighborhood,
are home to many LGBT businesses and organizations. The area adjacent to the North Side
intersection of Halsted and Belmont is a gay neighborhood known to Chicagoans as "Boystown."
The city has many upscale dining establishments as well as many ethnic restaurant districts. These
include "Greektown" on South Halsted, "Little Italy" on Taylor Street, just west of Halsted,
"Chinatown" on the near South Side, "Little Seoul" on and around Lawrence Avenue, a cluster of
Vietnamese restaurants on Argyle Street and South Asian (Indian/Pakistani) on Devon Avenue.
Food
Free/low-cost markets, produce, butchers, day-old bakeries, Food banks, missions, church meals,
etc.
Chicago can lay claim to a number of regional specialties, all of which reflect the city's ethnic and
working-class roots. Included among these are the nationally renowned deep-dish pizza—although
locally the Chicago thin crust is also equally popular; the Chicago-style hot dog, typically a Vienna
Beef dog loaded with an array of fixings that often includes Chicago's own neon green pickle relish,
yellow mustard, pickled sport peppers, tomato wedges, dill pickle spear and topped off with celery
salt (ketchup on a Chicago hot dog is typically frowned upon).[21] There are two other distinctly
Chicago sandwiches that can be found at eateries throughout the area: The Italian Beef sandwich,
which is thinly sliced beef slowly simmered in an au jus served on an Italian roll with sweet peppers
or spicy giardiniera; and the Maxwell Street Polish, which is a kielbasa—typically from either the
Vienna Beef Company or the Bobak Sausage Company—on a hot dog roll, topped with grilled
onions, yellow mustard and the optional sport peppers.
Chicago's standing in the culinary world is not limited to 'street food', however. Featuring a number
of celebrity chefs—a list which includes Charlie Trotter, Rick Tramonto, Jean Joho, Grant Achatz,
and Rick Bayless, Chicago has in recent decades developed into one of the world's premiere
restaurant cities.
The grand tour of Chicago cuisine culminates annually in Grant Park at the Taste of Chicago, a
festival that runs from the final week of June through Fourth of July weekend. 'The Taste', as it is
abbreviated by locals, showcases Chicago's ethnic dining diversity as well as all the locally favorite
stalwarts (see above). Booths representing myriad local eateries form the centerpiece of the city's
largest festival, which draws millions each summer to sample the cuisine, while enjoying free
concerts and fireworks.
Medical Care
Chicago is home to the Illinois Medical District on the Near West Side. It includes Rush University
Medical Center, the University of Illinois Medical Center at Chicago, and John H. Stroger, Jr.
Hospital of Cook County, the largest trauma-center in the city. The University of Chicago operates
the University of Chicago Medical Center.
The University of Illinois College of Medicine at UIC is the largest medical school in the United
States (1300 students, including those at campuses in Peoria, Rockford and Urbana-Champaign).
Chicago is also home to other nationally recognized medical schools including Rush Medical
College, the Pritzker School of Medicine of the University of Chicago, and the Feinberg School of
Medicine of Northwestern University. In addition, the Chicago Medical School and Loyola
University Chicago's Stritch School of Medicine are located in the suburbs of North Chicago and
Maywood, respectively. The Midwestern University Chicago College of Osteopathic Medicine is in
Downers Grove.
Public Transit
Chicago is a major transportation hub in the United States. It is an important component in global
distribution, as it is the third largest inter-modal port in the world after Hong Kong and
Singapore.[70] Additionally, it is the only city in North America in which six Class I railroads
meet.[71]
Chicago is one of the largest hubs of passenger rail service in the nation. Many Amtrak long
distance services originate from Union Station. Such services provide connections to New York,
Seattle, New Orleans, San Francisco, Los Angeles and Washington, D.C. Amtrak also provides a
number of short-haul services throughout Illinois and toward nearby Milwaukee.
Nine interstate highways run through Chicago and its suburbs. Segments that link to the city center
are named after influential politicians, with four of them named after former US Presidents. Traffic
reports tend to use the names rather than interstate numbers.
The Regional Transportation Authority (RTA) coordinates the operation of the three service boards:
CTA, Metra, and Pace. The Chicago Transit Authority (CTA) handles public transportation in
Chicago and a few adjacent suburbs. The CTA operates an extensive network of buses and a rapid
transit system known locally as the "L" (for "elevated"), with several lines, including service to
Midway and O'Hare airports. Pace provides bus and paratransit service in over 200 surrounding
suburbs with some extensions into the city. Bicycles are permitted on all CTA and Metra trains
during non-rush hours and on all buses 24 hours. Metra operates commuter rail service in Chicago
and its suburbs. The Metra Electric Line shares the railway with the South Shore Line's NICTD
Northern Indiana Commuter Rail Service, providing commuter service between South Bend and
Chicago.
Chicago offers a wide array of bicycle transportation facilities, such as miles of on-street bike lanes,
10,000 bike racks, and a state-of-the-art central bicycle commuter station in Millennium Park. The
city has a 100-mile (160 km) on-street bicycle lane network that is maintained by the Chicago
Department of Transportation Bike Program [[1]] and the Chicagoland Bicycle Federation
http://www.biketraffic.org/. In addition, trails dedicated to bikes only are built throughout the city.
Chicago is served by Midway International Airport on the south side and O'Hare International
Airport, one of the world's busiest airports, on the far northwest side. Gary/Chicago International
Airport, located in nearby Gary, Indiana, serves as the third Chicago area airport, although it
currently lacks scheduled passenger service. Chicago Rockford International Airport, formerly
Greater Rockford Airport, serves as a regional base for United Parcel Service cargo flights, some
passenger flights, and occasionally as a reliever to O'Hare, usually in times of bad weather.
Free Dallas
General Guide
Dallas is a hotbed of conservative activity. The Bush Dynasty originates here, people like nothing
better than gas guzzling vehicles, fundamental churches proliferate and the city government refuses
to finance any decent sort of public transportation. In other words, if you are liberal or anti-
government your best decision is not to move to Dallas in the first place. If however, you do end up
in the city an idea of the general layout is good to know. Dallas proper [the city itself, not the
suburbs that make up the metroplex is divided into a few major segments. Oak Cliff, the lowest
income, most violent and predominantly non-white section is the farthest south, making it the
bottom of the city. Please note that this is also where the cheapest food and housing can be found if
one is not afraid to defend themselves. Slightly north across the 'Trinity River Floodplain' is
Downtown. This area is a relatively small cluster of large buildings giving way to a rather
abandoned and wrecked sprawl. As one moves north through the downtown area the properties
change from municipal buildings and drone corporation offices to a more expensive and upscale
district housing the highclass arts spaces, architects, lawyers and hotels. Still moving north the
traveler will move out of downtown and enter the high class neighborhood and its surroundings.
The areas knowns as 'Uptown', 'Oaklawn' and 'Greenville Avenue' are all relatively liberal but still
quite expensive and patrolled by a fair number of oinkers. Not a bad place to chill and screw with
people but not a good place for procuring things. Still on the route north a person will come upon a
small city within a city, Highland Park. Highland Park is a place to be avoided. It has the honor of
being the most affluent part of the city but also having a pig force disproportionately well equipped
to deal with crimes that never happen and to top it off the pigs here are also know to be racial
profilers. Stay away from here. If you are forced to come through cause as much trouble as possible
and then get the hell out. North of Highland Park is an area called North Dallas. This is mostly a
series of apartment blocks and middle class neighborhoods. There are some high class area
interspersed but since it is a safe area and under the jurisdiction of the normal Dallas Pig Force it is
lightly patrolled. In Dallas, the best haunts for any bum or revolutionary are anywhere near
Greenville Avenue on the east side of the city or in the industrial areas in the northeast.
Housing
TRANSITIONAL HOUSING
Dallas Metrocare Services tel. 214.743.1200 1380 Riverbend Dr., Dallas, TX 75247 fax
214.630.3642
Family Gateway tel. 214.741.6515 711 S. St. Paul St., Dallas, TX 75201 fax 214.761.5658
Genesis Women’s Shelter tel. 214.942.2998 PO Drawer G, Dallas, TX 75208 fax 214.943.9269
Housing Crisis Center tel. 214.828.4244 3108 Live Oak, Dallas, TX 75204 fax 214.828.9623
Interfaith Housing Coalition tel. 214.827.8950 4627 Munger Ave., Dallas, TX 75204 214.827.7220
PO Box 720206, Dallas TX 75372-0206 fax 214.827.9310
Promise House tel. 214.941.8578 224 W. Page, Dallas, TX 75208 fax 214.941.8670
Shared Housing Center tel. 214.821.8510 402 N. Good Latimer, Dallas, TX 75204 fax
214.828.1499
Union Gospel Mission tel. 214.637.6117
3211 Irving Blvd., Dallas, TX 75247
SHELTERS
Austin Street Centre tel. 214.428.4242 2929 Hickory St., Dallas, TX 75226 fax 214.428.8158
Brighter Tomorrows tel. 972.263.0506 PO Box 532151, Grand Prairie, TX 75053 24 hr Hotline:
972.262.8383 fax 972.237.2565
Dallas Life Foundation tel. 214.421.1380 1100 Cadiz St., Dallas, TX 75215 fax 214.426.5114
The Family Place tel. 214.559.2170 PO Box 7999, Dallas, TX 75209 fax 214.443.7797
Friends of the Family tel. 972.219.2829 PO Box 640, Denton, TX 76202 fax 940.383.1816
Genesis Women’s Shelter tel. 214.942.2998 PO Drawer G, Dallas, TX 75208 fax 214.943.9269
Hope’s Door tel. 972.442.2911 2701 W. 15th St., #212, Plano, TX 75075 fax 972.423.4154
New Beginning Center tel. 972.276.0057 218 N. 10th St., Garland, TX 75040 fax 972.276.1344
Promise House tel. 214.941.8578 224 W. Page, Dallas, TX 75208 fax 214.941.8670
Reconciliation Outreach tel. 214.821.9192 4311 Bryan St., Dallas, TX 75204 fax 214.824.3961
Salvation Army – Carr P. Collins Social Service Center tel. 214.424.7000 5302 Harry Hines Blvd.,
Dallas, TX 75235 fax 214.688.5234 PO Box 35928, Dallas, TX, 75235-0928
Samaritan Inn tel. 972.542.5302 1710 N. McDonald St., McKinney, TX 75069 fax 972.569.9988
Union Gospel Mission tel. 214.637-6117 3211 Irving Blvd., Dallas, TX 75247 fax 214.637.6117
Union Gospel Mission—Center of Hope tel. 214.638.2988
4815 Cass St., Dallas, TX 75235 fax 214.637.2790
RECOVERY PROGRAMS:
Dallas Life Foundation tel. 214.421.4600
1100 Cadiz St., Dallas, TX 75215 fax 214.426.5144
The Magdalen House tel. 214.324.9261 1302 Redwood Circle, Dallas, TX 75218 fax 214.324.5299
Nexus Recovery Center tel. 214.321.0156 8733 La Prada Dr., Dallas, TX 75228 fax 214.321.3096
Reconciliation Outreach tel. 214.821.9192
4311 Bryan St., Dallas, TX 75204 fax 214.824.3961
Food
MEALS ON WHEELS
Home-delivered meals for elderly or disabled. Individual must be home bound with no caretaker
and no meals from any other source. Illness or old age must prevent normal activity in order for
client to receive meals.
Dallas County: 1440 West Mockingbird Ln. #500, Dallas, TX 75247 tel. 214.689.0000
Collin County: 2414 W. University Drive, Suite 200, McKinney, TX 75071 tel. 972.562.0140
Denton Country: 216 W. Mulberry St., Denton, TX 76201 tel. 972.434.2931
Medical Care
MEDICAL CLINICS:
Agape Clinic at Grace United Methodist Church tel. 214.824.2533 4105 Junius St., Dallas, TX
75246 hours: Thurs: 7:30 am – 3:30 pm; Fri: 7:30 am-11:30 am; Sat 8:00 am – 12:00 pm;
vaccinations Fri 9:00 am – 12:00 pm and Sat 8:30 am service area: 75246, 75225, 75206, 75214,
75223
Collin County Adult Clinic tel. 972.679.0035 2520 Ave. K (Park and Ave) Suite 100, Plano, TX
75074 Thurs nights (sign-up sheet on door on Thursday at 7:00 am; new patients return at 4:00 pm
and returning patients at 5:30 pm) service area: all zip codes in Collin County
Central Dallas Ministries Community Health Services tel. 214.821.8644 801 N. Peak St., Dallas,
TX 75246 hours: Mon & Wed 9:00 am – 5:00 pm; Tues & Thurs 9:00 am – 9:00 pm (by
appointment only) Service Area: 75204, 75246, 75226, 75223, 75210, 75215
Christ’s Family Clinic (in the Preston Road Church of Christ) 6409 Preston Rd., University Park,
TX 75205 tel. 214.261.9500 hours: Wed 1:00 pm – 9:00 pm service area: anyone working in Park
Cities area
Christian Community Action Adult Health Center tel. 972.219.4325 200 S. Mill St., Lewisville, TX
75057 hours: Tues 1:00 pm – 6:00 pm; Wed 11:00 am -12:00 pm; Thurs 5:00 pm – 9:00 pm; 2nd
Thurs 2:00 pm – 9:00 pm; 2nd Sat 8:00 am-12:00 pm service area: call for service area
Cornerstone Ministries Life Medical Clinic tel. 214.426.5468 2711 Ervay, Suite. 104, Dallas, TX
75215 hours: Tues 10:00 am – 2:00 pm service area: call for service area
Dallas Life Foundation tel. 214.421.1380 1100 Cadiz St., Dallas, TX 75221 hours: Mon, Wed,
Thurs 5:00 pm – 9:00 pm service area: no set requirements
Friendship House Health Ministries tel. 972.485.9292 451 W. Ave. B, Garland, TX 75040 hours:
Thurs 5:00 pm - 8:00 pm (walk-in); Women’s clinic 8:30 am-10:30 am (by appointment only)
service area: 75040, 75041, 75042, 75043, 75044
Grace Community Clinic 1002 Park Blvd, Grapevine, TX 76051 tel. 817.488.7009 hours: Tues 5:30
pm - 9:00 pm service area: 76051, 76092, 76034
Grand Prairie Wellness Center tel. 972.266.9123 1710 Small St., Grand Prairie, TX 75050 hours:
Mon – Sat 8:00 am – 4:00 pm (application required; call for further details) service area: Grand
Prairie residents
Islamic Association of North Texas Clinic tel. 972.231.6751 8420 Abrams Rd., Richardson, TX
75081 hours: Tues and Wed 5:00 pm - 8:00 pm; Sun 10:00 am-2:00 pm (by appointment only)
service area: no set requirements
Los Barrios Unidos Community Clinic, Inc. tel. 214.571.6132 809 Singleton Blvd., Dallas TX
75212 hours: Mon-Thurs 7:00 am – 5:00 pm; Fri 7:00 am – 4:00 pm service area: call for service
area
Martin Luther King Jr. Family Clinic, Inc. tel. 214.426.2686 2922 B Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd.,
Dallas, TX 75215 hours: Mon, Tues, Thurs, Fri 8:00 am- 5:00 pm; Wed 11:00 am – 8:00 pm service
area: 75201, 75202, 75204, 75206, 75210, 75214, 75215, 75216, 75217, 75218, 75219, 75223,
75234, 75236, 75237, 75244, 75247, 75248, 75249, 75252, 75287
Metrocrest Family Medical Clinic tel. 972.484.8444 One Medical Parkway, Suite. 140, Dallas, TX
75234 hours: Tues, Thurs 6:00 pm – 9:00 pm; immunizations on 3rd Wed service area: call for
service area (referral needed)
Mission East Dallas tel. 972.682.8917 2914 Oates Dr., Dallas, TX 75228 hours: Tues 4:30 pm
service area: 75041, 75042, 75043, 75149, 75150, 75159, 75180, 75181, 75185, 75217, 75218,
75227, 75228, 75238, 75253
Network of Community Ministries, Inc (for children and adolescents) tel. 972.234.8880 741 S.
Sherman St., Richardson, TX 75081 hours: Mon & Wed 6:00 pm – 8:00 pm service area: child must
live in Richardson Independent School District
North Dallas Shared Ministries tel. 972.620.8696 ext 226 2875 Merrell Rd., Dallas, TX 75229
hours: Adults and Children’s Clinic: Tues and Thurs 5:00 pm; Women’s Clinic: 1st and 3rd Wed
5:00 pm; Children’s Immunization Clinic: Tues 10:30 am -1:30 pm service area: 75001, 75204,
75205, 75219, 75220, 75225, 75229, 75230, 75231, 75234, 75235, 75240, 75244, 75247, 75248,
75251, 75252, 75254, 75287
North Texas Indian Physicians Charitable Clinic tel. 972.870.9500 1706 Britain, Irving, TX hours:
1st and 3rd Sun 10:00 am – 11:30 pm service area: call for service area
Plano Children’s Medical Clinic tel. 972.801.9689 1407 14th St., Plano, TX 75074 hours: Mon-Fri
8:30 am – 4:30 pm; Volunteer Clinic Wed-Thurs 6:00pm on walk-in basis service area: call for
service area
Plano Day Labor Center tel. 972.422.6384 805 Ozark Dr., Plano, TX 75074 hours: Wed 7:00 am –
11:00 am; adult clinic: Thursday 6:30 pm service area: All zip codes in Collin County
Presbyterian Community Medical Center tel. 972.509.4554 900 East Park, Suite. 100, Plano, TX
75074 hours: Mon-Fri 8:00 am – 5:00 pm (closed 12:00 pm – 1:00 pm) service area: call for service
area
The Stewpot Clinic tel. 214.746.2785 408 Park Ave., Dallas, TX 75201 hours: Mon – Fri 8:30 am –
4:30 pm service area: no set requirements
Urban Inter-Tribal Center of Texas tel. 214.941.1050 209 Jefferson Blvd., Dallas, TX 75203 hours:
Mon, Wed, Thurs 8:00 am – 5:00 pm; Tues 10:00 am – 7:00 pm; Fri 8:00 am – 3:00 pm service
area: call for eligibility requirements
Parkland Community Oriented Primary Care (PCOPC) administration telephone: 214.590.0100;
call Mon-Fri 8:00 am – 4:30 pm with questions.
Parkland Memorial Hospital tel. 214.590.8000 5201 Harry Hines Blvd., Dallas, TX 75235
NOTE: all of the health centers listed below require appointments.
Bluitt-Flowers Health Center tel. 214.266.4200 303 East Overton Rd., Dallas, TX 75216 fax
214.266.4218 hours: Mon-Thurs 7:30 am – 6:00 pm; Fri 8:00 am – 5:00 pm
DeHaro-Saldivar Health Center tel. 214.266.0500 1400 North Westmoreland, Dallas, TX 75211 fax
214.266.0554 hours: Mon-Thurs 7:30 am – 6:00 pm; Fri 10:00 am – 5:00 pm, Sat 8:00 am – 8:00
pm (urgent care)
East Dallas Health Center tel. 214.266.1000 3320 Live Oak, Dallas, TX 75204 fax 214.266.1128
hours: Mon-Fri 8:00 am – 5:00 pm
Garland Health Center tel. 214.266.0700 802 Hopkins, Garland, TX 75040 fax 214.266.0656 hours:
Mon-Thurs 7:00 am – 6:00 pm; Fri 8:00 am – 5:00 pm
Oak West Health Center tel. 214.330.1066 4444 S. Hampton Rd., Dallas, TX 75232 fax
214.266.1455 hours: Mon-Wed 7:30 am – 6:00 pm; Thurs-Fri 8:00 am – 5:00 pm; 2nd Friday 1:00
pm – 5:00 pm
Pediatric Primary Care Center tel. 214.266.0100 6303 Harry Hines Blvd., Suite 101, Dallas, TX
75235 fax 214.266.0113 hours: Mon-Thurs 7:30 am – 6:00 pm; Fri 8:00 am – 5:00 pm
Southeast Dallas Health Center tel. 214.266.1600 9202 Elam Rd., Dallas, TX 75217 fax
214.266.1790 hours: Mon-Fri 7:30 am – 6:00 pm; 2nd and 4th Friday 1:00 pm – 6:00 pm
Vickery Family Health Center tel. 214.266.0350 8224 Park Ln., Suite. 130, Dallas, TX 75231 fax
214.696.3776 hours: Mon-Fri 8:00 am – 5:00 pm; Sun 8:00 am – 6:00 pm (urgent care)
Parkland’s Women’s Health Center Locations customer hotline: 214.590.4900
deHaro-Saldivar Health Center tel. 214.266.0598 1400 North Westmoreland, Dallas, TX 75211
hours: Mon-Fri 8:00 am – 5:00 pm
East Dallas Health Center tel. 214.266.1195 3320 Live Oak, Dallas, TX 75204 hours: Mon-Fri 8:00
am – 4:30 pm
Garland Health Center tel. 214.266.0782 802 Hopkins, Garland, TX 75040 hours: Mon-Fri 8:00 am
– 4:30 pm
Lake June Health Center tel. 214.266.1504 6925 Lake June Rd., Dallas, TX 75217 hours: Mon-Fri
8:00 am – 4:30 pm
Lake West Health Center tel. 214.266.0906 3737 Goldman St., Dallas, TX 75217 hours: Mon-Fri
8:00 am- 4:30 pm
Oak West Health Center tel. 214.266.1412 4444 S. Hampton Rd., Dallas, TX 75232 hours: Mon-Fri
8:00 am – 4:30 pm
Pediatric Primary Care Center tel. 214.266.0419 6303 Harry Hines Blvd., Suite 101, Dallas, TX
75235 hours: Mon-Fri 8:00 am – 4:30 pm
Vickery Family Health Center tel. 214.266.0267 8224 Park Ln., Suite 130, Dallas, TX 75231 hours:
Mon-Fri 8:00 am – 4:30 pm
DENTAL CLINICS:
Baylor College of Dentistry tel. 214.828.8441 3301 Gaston, Dallas, TX 75246 hours: Mon-Fri 8:00
am – 5:00 pm service area: call for service area
Bluitt-Flowers COPC Dental Clinic tel. 214.266.4280 303 North Overton Rd., Dallas, TX 75216
fax 214.266.4373 hours: Mon-Fri 8:00 am - 4:30 pm (closed 12:00-12:30 pm)
Central Dallas Ministries Community Health Services tel. 214.821.8644 801 N. Peak St., Dallas,
TX 75246 hours: Mon - Tues 9:00 am – 5:00 pm (by appointment only) service area: 75204, 75246,
75226, 75223, 75210, 75215
deHaro-Saldivar COPC Dental Clinic tel. 214.266.0630 1400 North Westmoreland, Dallas, TX
75211 fax 214.266.0633 hours: Mon-Fri 8:00 am - 4:30 pm (lunch 12:00-12:30 pm) service area:
City of Dallas; City of Irving
East Dallas COPC Dental Clinic tel. 214.266.1170 3320 Live Oak, Dallas, TX 75204 fax
214.266.1178 hours: Mon-Fri 8:00 am - 4:30 pm (lunch 12:00-12:30 pm) service area: City of
Dallas
Garland COPC Dental Clinic tel. 214.266.0760 802 Hopkins St., Dallas, TX 75040 fax
214.266.0766 hours: Mon-Fri 8:00 am - 4:30 pm (lunch 12:00-12:30 pm) service area: City of
Garland
Golden Acres Dental Clinic tel. 214.327.2622 2525 Centerville Rd., Dallas, TX 75228 hours: Mon
– Fri 9:00 am – 4:00 pm service area: call for service area
Kiwanis Dental Clinic tel. 214.827.1724 5216 Monarch St., Dallas, TX 75206 hours: Mon-Fri 8:30
am – 4:30 pm service area: call for service area
Los Barrios Unidos Community Dental Clinic, Inc. tel. 214.571.6130 809 Singleton Blvd., Dallas
TX 75212 hours: Mon –Thurs 7:00 am – 5:00 pm; Fri 7:00 am - 4:00 pm service area: call for
service area
Mission East Dallas tel. 972.682.8917 2914 Oates Dr., Dallas, TX 75228 hours: 3 Fridays of month
8:00 am – 12:00 pm; 1 Friday of month 1:00 pm – 5:00 pm (by appt. only) service area: 75041,
75042, 75043, 75149, 75150, 75159, 75180, 75181, 75185, 75217, 75218, 75227, 75228, 75238,
75253
North Dallas Shared Ministries tel. 972.620.8696 ext 226 2875 Merrell Rd., Dallas, TX 75229
hours: 1st and 3rd Wed 8:00 am service area: 75001, 75204, 75205, 75219, 75220, 75225, 75229,
75230, 75231, 75234, 75235, 75240, 75244, 75247, 75248, 75251, 75252, 75254, 75287
The Stewpot Dental Clinic tel. 214.746.2785 1823 Young St., Dallas, TX 75201 hours: Mon – Fri
8:00 am – 4:30 pm (closed 12:30 – 1:00 pm) service area: no set requirements
Urban Inter-Tribal Center of Texas tel. 214.941.1050 209 Jefferson Blvd., Dallas, TX 75203 hours:
Wed & Thurs 8:00 am – 5:00 pm; Fri 8:00 am – 3:00 pm; 3rd Friday 8:00 am – 12:00 pm service
area: call for service area
EMPLOYMENT PROGRAMS
Unemployment Compensation
Teleserve number for Texas Work Force Commission): 214.688.7088
Public Transit
The Dallas public transportation system is called the DART, for Dallas Area Rapid Transit. The
system is quite pitiful. The bus component is slow, the transfer situation is bad and the route choice
is poor. Also be prepared that there is no accommodation for bikes on the bus system. You normally
cannot ride a bus with a bike. As for the train system, it is even worse. The light rail follows the
easternmost highway putting it over 5 miles from the main section of the city in North Dallas. In
most cases it is more practical to simply walk or bike to your destination then attempting to get to a
rail station and waiting for a train. One note for anyone who plans to walk or bike places. Dallas
drivers are assholes to any liberal looking individual. Be prepared to get yelled at, honked at, cut off
and generally disrespected to the point of bodily injury. Dallas is Not a pedestrian/biker friendly
city. Now that it has been stated that biking in Dallas isn't great, it is also good to mention that it is
probably the most practical method of movement. A bike needs no gas, and there are no license
plates to identify a bike. Other advantages include being able to hold speed while traversing terrain
impassible to pig cars and allowing the rider to move faster than a running officer.
Free Jerusalem
General Guide
Please provide a general outline of the city and its neighborhoods/boroughs/parts of town, including
information about political leanings, police forces, population, income levels, social services, etc.
Jerusalem is one of the most well known cities in the world. Tourists and pilgrims have been
visiting for at least three thousand years. Jerusalemis split up along mostly religious and ethnic lines
Arab, Heradi (ultra religious Jewish), and Modern neighborhoods. Arabs generally live in the east
part of the city and the western side is Jewish/modern Heradi neighborhoods weave through both
halves of the city. Jerusalem is the seat of government of Israel and representatives of most political
groups are present from labor Zionist to anti-Zionist ultra religious to Arab nationalist. The police
are generally cool until a riot or protest (which happens regularly) breaks out then the horse cops
get brought out to bust heads and clear the blocked parts of town. There is a massive disparity in
income from the poorest to the very rich, because of massive private charity networks people may
have no worldly possessions to speak of they are all fed and clothed with a roof to sleep under.
Over half of the population speaks some English, have patience with those who are out of practice.
If you are speaking English most people assume you are a rich Canadian, English, American, or
South African and will assume you are rich.
A word to the wise, if you feel a need to spread you religion especially Christians don't do it in
Israel, almost everyone has an faith even if they don't appear to practice it and they are deeply
offended that you feel the need to interfere.
Housing
Free housing, shelters and hostels, etc.
Jews and Arabs being descendants of Abraham have a well known tradition of hospitality. You can
expect to be invited to homes after only knowing people a few hours. Try to have contacts before
you arrive then you will likely never spend even a single night in a hotel. In summer it is easy to
camp outside although the tourism police will catch you easily if you overstay your tourist visa.
Food
Dumpster diving is mostly useless for foods almost everything is donated to food relief efforts, even
weddings have collectors pick up left overs to distribute. If you are in the old city near the kotel you
will usually be invited to dinner and lunch by a religious Jewish family.
Try the open-air market on Jaffa Street on Shabbat. On Friday afternoons before sunset, go hang out
in the market and look around. It's very crowded, but empties out quickly before the sun sets. It's
chaos in there and food is splayed out everywhere. Expect there to be lots of leftover. I accidentally
walked away with tons of baguettes, an entire watermelon and some cucumbers that were just lying
around.
Medical Care
Israel has socialized medicine but tourists are not covered, cash or credit are usually taken in larger
clinics, ask if there is a free clinic nearby.
Play
See Free Play section, include details for this city.
Hiking and tourism is very popular with the Israelis much more than Americans, just ask your new
friends what sights are nearby. Good to see in Jerusalem are the Kotel, Temple Mount, Museum of
Jewish History, and Yad Vashem Holocaust museum. The beaches are great with some of the worlds
best diving down in Elat. The only middle east skiing in the winter is at Mt Hermon. Mountain
biking and hiking trails fill the forest surrounding Jerusalem. Everywhere in the city there is
something historical sometimes going back 4000 or more years.
Information
General weather, traffic, news resources, etc.
Jerusalem is cooler then most of Israel because it is about 700M elevation. Summers are hot and dry
winters cold with occasional snow.
Traffic and parking are a mess, drivers are super aggressive, traffic accidents are the leading cause
of death because everyone is late for everything. Cyclists must use sidewalks for uphill and can take
to the toad lanes if they can keep up with traffic.
Israeli papers are available in English if you look around. Many of the Arab TV stations transmit
subtitled American reruns. Movies are usually English with Hebrew subtitles.
Public Transit
Subways, Buses, Light Rail, Ferries, Shuttles, etc.
One of the best bus systems in the world city buses can be jammed full especially on Friday
afternoon or Saturday night. The public transit in Jewish areas shuts down for the sabbath. The train
system is being expanded, as is the rule worldwide trains are much more civilized than the bus or a
car. Sherutim or vans can be arranged ask a local about catching one between cities
Assorted Freebies
See Assorted Freebies Section, provide details for this city, including other topics. Whatever fits
and is useful.
Jewish young adults can sometimes get a free trip for yeshiva or seminary study. These yeshivas
offer a place to stay in exchange of some Jewish study usually at a low stress level and often for
free to those that can't afford it. If you blow off too many classes you might be asked to leave. If
you get the boot there are dozens more you can try to get a place at.
Food
The many cheap buffets that Las Vegas was known for are now almost all gone. There are still
buffets, but they're more expensive, especially on Fridays when they are often serving seafood
specials (It isn't cheap to ship fresh or frozen seafood across the desert!). Your best bets for a
decently priced buffet would be the casinos located off-Strip that are designed to appeal to the
locals, including places like The Cannery, Joker's Wild, Railroad Pass, Klondike Sunset, or any of
the "Fiesta" or "Station" casinos (except Main Street Station off Fremont and Palace Station, which
is too close to the Strip). On the Fremont Street Experience, there are a number of souvenir shops
that sell hot dogs for 2 for $1.50 (the price may go up as times get tougher). Vegetarian fare can be
had at Rainbow's End at 1100 E. Sahara Ave., Souper Salad (yes, that's how it's spelled) at 4022 S.
Maryland Pkwy and 2051 N. Rainbow Blvd #102, and a few Indian & Thai restaurants. Check the
"Vegetarian" listings under "Restaurants" in the phone directory, or check the on-line reviews at
HappyCow.net.
To buy packaged food on the cheap, there are a number of discount stores scattered around the
valley that sell canned and dry foods, such as Big Lots, Family Dollar and 99 Cents Only Stores
(The latter also sells milk, fruit juices, fresh produce and some refrigerated & frozen foods). There
are a few "Bakery Outlet" stores that sell baked goods that are close to their expiration dates.
Medical Care
US Health & Human Services lists the Nevada Rural Health Centers and maintains a central
switchboard in Carson City (the state capital) that can direct you to the nearest facility for your
needs and schedule an appointment. It's a toll call: 775-887-1590
Legal Aid
If you're arrested on the Strip, you'll be sent to the Clark County Detention Center, 330 S. Casino
Center Boulevard, Downtown Las Vegas. If you make a phone call from there, remember that
before you get a chance to speak, there will be a pre-recorded announcement telling the person
you're calling that the call is from the CCDC and is being recorded for security purposes. The
information number at CCDC, in case you want to check in on someone who might be there, is
(702) 671-3900. They take Western Union payments for bail.
Free legal service can be had from Clark County Legal Services at (702) 386-1070 or (800) 522-
1070.
Play
Las Vegas Strip
First, you have to be at least 21 to drink or gamble. Sorry, but that's state law. It's pretty much
impossible to get booze at the hotel/casino bars or to gamble (and then cash out) without getting
carded. The security and bartenders there are real picky on IDs, and they've seen all the fakes there
are...so its probably well advised NOT to use a fake ID (unless your older brother looks a LOT like
you).
When you get here, grab all the tourist fliers and free magazines you can get. You'll find them in the
hotel lobbies. Check the coupons and read the fine print as to how much the "free" stuff will cost
you: some are 2-for-1 gigs or "BOGO's" ("Buy One, Get One Free/Half-Price"). Whatever you can
exploit, do so.
Almost every casino has an arcade, but they vary greatly in the games offered. Some are mostly a
place to dump off the kids while the parents spend their inheritance. There is a Gameworks on the
Strip near the MGM Grand, but they have an enforced dress code (no torn, soiled or excessively
baggy clothes; no clothing or tattoos with objectionable art or profanity; no chains of any kind), and
they enforce the 9PM curfew for Minors.
The local NPR station is KNPR at 88.9 FM, with news on the hour and the BBC World Service
overnight (Yes, they carry "A Prairie Home Companion" on Saturday evenings with a repeat
broadcast every Sunday at 11 AM).
What passes for a college station, KUNV at 90.5 FM, is an NPR Jazz station Monday through
Friday, with miscellaneous music programs on the weekends.
The major casinos have lots of free stuff to look at, such as the fountains in front of the Bellagio and
a flower display inside, the fake Egyptian motifs inside the Luxor, the equally fake Manhattan
motifs in New York New York, the even more fake Roman motifs in Caesars Palace, the replica rain
forest inside the Mirage (and the fake volcano outside which "erupts" on the hour after 8PM,
weather permitting) and the "canals" inside the Venetian. The "Sirens" battle ship show in front of
Treasure Island (or "T.I." for short) has replaced the long-running pirate battle show (One of the last
vestiges of the "Family-Friendly" Vegas of the 90's.). Sam's Town on Boulder Highway (yes, the
place that The Killers named their CD after) has an indoor park with animatronic critters all over
the place. There are night-time laser shows synchronized with music and water fountains.
If you're over 21, you can get a unique souvenir by buying a casino chip for $1. And since designs
change and casinos close, it could go up in value! To buy a chip, just go to a gaming table that isn't
busy, put a dollar bill on the table, and ask for a one dollar chip. The dealer can't take the money
from your hand or hand you the chip, but will place it on the table for you to pick up.
A note about the Bellagio: The place has serious snob-appeal, and if you're not dressed
"appropriately", you might be asked to leave. A clean shirt and jeans are okay, but if you have a
mohawk or dye your hair a unique hue, wear a hat. Also, you won't be allowed entry if you're an
unaccompanied minor.
There are stage shows and concerts along the Strip, but they are VERY EXPENSIVE! Las Vegas is
trying to appeal to a demographic with deep pockets, hence the quick disappearance of the "family
themed" attractions from a short number of years ago. (Yes, the Circus Circus still stands, but it isn't
what it used to be!) Check the listings in the Las Vegas CityLife or Las Vegas Weekly (see below) for
info on local bands.
You can get free passes to the Auto Collection at the Imperial Palace Casino on the Strip. There's
almost always someone handing out free passes on the sidewalk in front of the casino. The catch is
that you have to walk all the way into the casino, past the tables and machines, to get to the
elevators to the collection. It's worth it just to look at the funky old cars, many of which are for sale!
Many of the larger casino resorts have "professional" art galleries you can browse for free. Mostly,
they're shops for the very upscale. You might get a sales pitch aimed at you if they think you have
money (or they think you're going to steal something).
The world-famous "Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas" sign is down the end of the Strip near the
airport. There's no official parking for it yet, so take your chances at the "Tourist Information" set-
up nearby, and watch out for the traffic!
Fremont Street
The Fremont Street Experience, located Downtown, has something going on just about every
weekend. If it isn't some cultural festival or trade show tie-in, there's usually live music. The nearby
area will soon grace a proposed "Las Vegas Neon Museum", and some recently restored signs are
scattered about the pedestrian walkways. Just look for the big neon signs on pedestals with the little
metal informational signs next to them. If you can get to the "Neon Boneyard" near Cashman
Center, you can look over the fence and see where the old signs are kept before they're restored.
While you're at the Fremont Street Experience, there are hourly light shows on the canopy at night.
Watch your stuff, because that's when the pickpockets go to work.
An ill-conceived attempt of revitalizing the area was "Neonopolis", which was supposed to be a
vertical shopping mall with neon signs in a central column. It's now pretty much a ghost town.
Worth a look to have a laugh at the futility of urban planning.
The cheapest place to park near Fremont Street is at the Plaza Casino. Get your parking ticket at the
entrance booth, and for the first three hours you can park for free (There a sliding scale of per hour
rates afterwards). You used to be able to park for free for an unlimited time, but people were going
so far as to RV camp in the parking lot! There's a bus station inside the Plaza as well, so if you need
to catch a Greyhound, that's the place. (Amtrak used to have their trains stop there, but in a
boneheaded cost-cutting move, ended train service to Las Vegas. Now, you have to take Amtrak to
either Baker, CA or Kingman, AZ, and then take a bus to Las Vegas! Ah, don't you just love
governmental logic!)
There is also a city-run public parking garage in the area (look for the blue signs), but it's metered,
and you'll have to keep running back to your car every two hours or so. You might be better off
parking your car at one of the Strip casinos and taking the bus downtown!
LGBT
While Nevada frowns upon gay marriage, there are a number of Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and
Transgender spots in Las Vegas. The two main areas are the "Fruit Loop" at Paradise Road near the
airport, and a "rough around the edges" collection of spots at the Commercial Center at East Sahara
Avenue. GayCities.com has a full listing: http://lasvegas.gaycities.com/
Two slick publications, QVegas and Out Las Vegas, are available at bookstores and gay-friendly
businesses around the city.
Henderson
On Boulder Highway in Henderson, there is the Clark County Heritage Museum which features a
nature and historical diorama, a changing exhibit space, a historical self-guided tour of rebuilt
houses from the valley's history, and a desert walking trail. There's wild rabbits, hares and reptiles
about, so watch your step on the trail.
In Henderson proper, the main business area is Water Street, which has undergone much renovation
in recent years. There's a few galleries, a used book dealer, and more than a few places to eat. The
plaza at the City Hall often holds public events, and a Farmers Market every Thursday from 11 AM
to 4:30 PM. Check here for events: http://ecalendar.cityofhenderson.com/
Boulder City
Boulder City was built for the workers who were building Hoover (originally Boulder) Dam, and it
was a "Federal Zone" for a number of years afterwards until it officially became part of Nevada.
Since many of the buildings, parks and roads were built by the folks who normally build Army
bases, the city looks like a little model railroad town. There's funky antique shops, arts & crafts
stores and a few boutiques around, as well as a museum inside the old Boulder Dam Hotel on
Arizona Street (Paid admission, but worth it). And if you think something is missing in town, you're
right. Boulder City is one of only two towns in Nevada where gambling is illegal (The other is the
village of Panaca, which also prohibits the sale of alcohol), but there is the Hacienda casino just
outside of Boulder City on a parcel of private land within the Lake Mead National Recreation Area
(so it's not "officially" in Boulder City). They have decent food specials and a modest buffet.
Outlying Areas
Other natural places to visit are Red Rock Canyon and Valley of Fire State Park (both are Fee
areas). At the entrance to Valley of Fire State Park is a small corner of the Moapa Piute Reservation,
and the Moapa Tribal Travel Plaza, which sells gas, diesel fuel, food, liquor, tobacco products,
fireworks (which are illegal in the rest of Clark County!) and Native American books, CDs, arts &
crafts, all exempt from Nevada Sales Tax.
Laughlin
Many of the resident Las Vegans take their vacations (or even day-trips and weekend getaways) in
Laughlin. Think of it as Las Vegas' poor cousin. No sleaze, but it has a nice long walkway alongside
the Colorado River. The car collection in the Riverside Casino has free admission. Drive towards
Boulder City on Boulder Highway or I-515 South and take US 93 South through Searchlight
(Watch the speed limit!), turning left onto State Hwy 163 East when you get past Cal-Nev-Ari. It's
about a two hour drive from the Strip. When you're there, buy your gas across the river in Bullhead
City, Arizona, where it's usually cheaper. If you stay there overnight, you can take day trips into
Arizona (like London Bridge in Lake Havasu or Route 66 in Kingman). Most of the time the
cheapest place to stay at is the Pioneer Hotel & Gambling Hall, which is more of a very large motel
than a hotel.
A word about Arizona: The state doesn't recognize Daylight Savings Time. In the Fall and Winter,
they're in Mountain Standard Time (1 hour ahead of Nevada). In the Spring and Summer, they're in
Pacific Daylight Time (the same time as Nevada).
Information
The free weeklies are Las Vegas Weekly and Las Vegas CityLife (read about them below). The local
daily is the Las Vegas Review-Journal with another (more liberal) paper, the Las Vegas Sun as an
insert within it.
The local NPR station, KNPR (Nevada Public Radio), is at 88.9 FM and has local public affairs and
news programs mixed in with NPR fare. It's also one of the few talk stations locally that isn't over-
run with Right-Wing blowhards.
There are a few rock radio stations in Las Vegas, but all of them are corporately owned. In short, the
overwhelming majority of them suck. Presently there is a halfway decent Alternative Rock station
at 107.9 (KVGS or "Area 107.9") licensed in Laughlin with a transmitter in Dolan Springs, Arizona,
but despite having a booster transmitter on Henderson's Black Mountain, its signal doesn't reach the
whole valley.
Two of the few local talk show hosts worth listening to are Doug Basham and Lydia Cornell (she
played Sarah Rush on the 1980's TV show "Too Close For Comfort"). Their show can be heard on
KLAV (AM 1230), weekdays from 8 to 9 AM, and webcast via the website:
http://www.bashamandcornell.com/ (Doug has his own website: http://www.dougbasham.com/).
Hart Kirch is a well-versed Liberal and used to be in Doug & Lydia's time slot, but he has a great
weblog: http://hartkirch.blogspot.com/
Underground Papers
The closest Las Vegas has to an independent press are two free weeklies. Las Vegas CityLife (yes,
that's one word) and Las Vegas Weekly. They both come out every Thursday and can be had at
marked street boxes and convenience stores around the valley. They both have great information on
local free and cheap events (that is, when they're not attacking each other in print!), as well as good
local reporting.
QVegas (formerly the Las Vegas Bugle) and its sister publication Out Las Vegas are glossy monthly
publications that cover the LGBT scene in the valley. They can be had for free at many bookstores
and gay-friendly bars & businesses.
There are two local conservative papers called the Las Vegas Tribune and Penny Press. Both are
limited circulation weeklies. The Tribune has had financial and distribution troubles as of late, and
dwells heavily on local politics from a sharp conservative viewpoint, as well as featuring Former
City Councilman Steve Miller's juicy reporting on criminal influence in local politics. The Penny
Press, aimed at the Northwest part of the valley and the military market, is published by long-time
Nevada broadcast station owner Fred Weinberg and has regular contributers such as economist Pat
Choate, market contrarian Al Thomas and local libertarian figures such as Doug French.
Miscellaneous
If you're in need of some small item, remember that the stores on the Strip (especially those inside
the casinos) charge more, since they have to pay higher rent. It's best to buy stuff you might be
needing (dental floss, medicines, condoms, etc.) in advance. If you need to get something, try going
to the stores on the main streets off the Strip.
While it is legal to drink from an open container while walking on the Strip, if you act stupid or are
seen to be TOO drunk, the cops will take you in. Casino security guards have a reputation for acting
like police when they aren't. Also, while the sidewalks in front of many of the casinos are public
walkways, due to a strange law in the County Code, the casinos can actually OWN them if they
provide the upkeep! Yes, the sidewalk in front a major casino is often casino property! If you find
yourself hassled by casino security, just say "I'm leaving now." and then leave! Don't make a scene,
don't be rude, just leave. If they hassle you any more, stay cool and ask them politely but firmly,
"Are you police officers? If not, I want one present." That should calm things down a bit. Just
remember that the best way to get out of hot water in Las Vegas is to not get in it in the first place.
Stay cool, watch your back, and don't make a scene. Remember, you're here to have fun.
There is a quasi "Chinatown" slowly springing up on Spring Mountain Road. Two large Chinese
shopping centers (a short drive apart) offer all sorts of stuff, and both have well-stocked Asian
supermarkets. Chinatown Plaza is on Spring Mountain Rd. between Arville and Valley View, and
Pacific Asian Plaza is at 5115 Spring Mountain Rd, on the other side of Decatur Blvd.
The Broadacres Swapmeet is an outdoor flea market selling just about anything (legal) you can
think of. Thanks to Nevada's unique liquor laws, they also sell beer you can drink while you shop!
It's on 2390 Las Vegas Boulevard North and open every Friday, Saturday & Sunday. Admission is
$1 a head and worth it just to see all the stuff available and watch the amazing parade of people go
by. Get there EARLY (the gates open at 6 AM) because parking is a nightmare! Drive away from
the Strip into Downtown and keep going into North Las Vegas. You can't miss the black and yellow
billboard on your right.
A good indoor flea market is Fantastic Indoor Swapmeet at 1717 S. Decatur Blvd. (Corner of
Decatur and Oakey Blvd.), open 10 to 6 Friday through Sunday. Admission is $1 but you get a
coupon for $1 off a purchase of $15 or more (at most vendors). The "Fastastik" sign on the building
is leftover from the days when it was the site of a members-only department store from those pre-
Costco days.
There are a number of good used book and CD/record stores in the valley. Big B's CDs & Records
at 4761 S. Maryland Pkwy near UNLV is a great place. Record City has three locations scattered in
the valley. Their store at 300 E. Sahara Ave also sells used DVDs. As for used books, Dead Poets
Books (937 S. Rainbow Blvd), Book Magician (formerly Amber Unicorn, 2202 W. Charleston Blvd
#2), and Albion Books (2466 E. Desert Inn Rd #G) are the big three, but there are others. Check the
phone book while you're here.
If you're in the need of things spiritual, the Unitarian Universalist Congregation of Las Vegas is
located at 3616 East Lake Mead Boulevard (not to be confused with Lake Mead Parkway). Sunday
services start at 10 AM.
Public Transit
The main bus service is Citizens Area Transit (CAT), and is dependable. Visit the website at
http://www.rtcsouthernnevada.com/cat/ or call 1-800-228-3911 or 702-228-7433 (702-CAT-RIDE)
for Customer Services. There is a bike map on the site at
http://www.rtcsouthernnevada.com/bicyclemap/bikemap.htm, or you can call 702-676-1500 to
request a copy.
(The local joke is that "CAT" stands for "Can't Afford a Taxi".)
The Route 301 bus on the Strip has been replaced by "The Deuce", a double-decker bus system.
Check out http://www.thedeucelasvegas.com . There is also a much maligned monorail system
linking many of the Strip casinos with a website at http://www.lvmonorail.com/.
Assorted Freebies
Casinos will give out free drinks if you play the slot machines long enough (Drunk gamblers are
happy gamblers, and happy gamblers spend money!). Tip the waitresses, however, since their's is a
rough job.
Many of the locals join "players clubs" at the casinos. If you gamble using your slot club card, you
often get mail notices of promotional freebies (ranging from chess sets to clothes hampers and
kitchen bowls). Some folks have furnished apartments this way. The downside to this is that your
personal information is in the casino's database.
Survive
Police Non-Emergency - 311
Suicide Prevention Center of Clark Country - 731-2990
Poison Information - 732-4989
Rape Crisis Center Hot Line - 366-1640
Domestic Crisis Shelter - 646-4981
Information and Referral HELP of Southern Nevada (includes Traveler's Aid International) - 369-
4357
Juvenile Court Services Abuse and Neglect Hot Line - 399-0081
Crisis Mental Health Unit - 486-8020
Youth Runaway Emergency Shelter - 385-3330
Salvation Army Corps Community Centers
• 2900 Palomino Lane, Las Vegas - 870-4430
• 2828 E. Cheyenne Avenue, North Las Vegas - 651-9550
• 830 E. Lake Mead Drive, Henderson - 565-9578
Nevada Partnership for Homeless Youth
• If you're between 12 and 18, these folks can help you out with a number of services. Their
main phone number is 383-1332, but their Mobile Crisis Intervention Team has a 24 hour
toll-free line at 1-866-827-3723 (1-866-U-ARE-SAFE).
Anything else, dial "211" and ask the Operator for assistance.
Stay away from the sleazier joints, since they have a bad reputation for overcharging patrons and
fights in the parking lot. Be careful about tempers flaring in the bars during any major sporting
event, since the patrons will probably have large amounts of money riding on the outcome. (The
Double Down Saloon, however, is an glowing exception to this, and is worth a visit, especially for
the live music.)
Watch out for the "Official Tourist Information" storefronts. Nearly all of them are shills for time-
share operations with little if any tourist information (One of our writers used to work for one). The
truly official website is VisitLasVegas.com, which is run by the Las Vegas Convention and Visitors
Authority.
Stay Safe
Despite all the pleasures you can indulge in in Las Vegas, its always best to be smart.
Small amounts of marijuana possession have been decriminalized for people over 21 as per a voter
referendum. You'll still get a nice ticket and fine to boot, though. If you're under 21, it's a
misdemeanor with (more than likely) no more than a night in the pokey and a stiff fine. Cocaine,
Meth, and basically any other uppers are all-too plentiful in the 24/7 city that is Las Vegas, but the
pig patrol is much more happy to bust a cat with hard drugs on him.
Don't even think of trying to cheat the casinos! With all the video security in the casinos (Ever
wonder what those little glass domes on the ceilings are hiding?), you have a better chance of
winning than cheating and not being caught.
Once again, avoid using a Fake ID in a casino. These people are not stupid when it comes to fake
ID's, and know every trick in the book. Best case scenario if you're busted is that your ID will be
confiscated and you'll get escorted out by LVMPD. Worst case scenario is if the casino presses
charges against you (very possible). These places could very well lose their license (EXTREMELY
valuable) if they turn a "blind eye" to under 21's in the casino. If you're under 21, stay away from
any gambling machines or gaming tables. Nevada gaming laws are pretty tough on under 21's...you
can't even watch if you're underage! The same should be said for bars, nightclubs, etc.
Almost all hotels in Vegas require you to be 21 to simply rent a room. Since its not illegal to do so
and liquor laws are tight, you very well may get a room if you fork out enough bread. If you feel
risky, get some booze delivered to your room by the room service. It's costly, but fake ID's are
pretty much accepted at par with delivery staff (most don't even give a rat's ass so long as you tip
them well)
Regardless of what anyone tells you, prostitution is illegal in Clark County (that includes Las
Vegas)! All the legal brothels are outside the county, and they're not cheap.
In closing, never bet on an Inside Straight, watch your wallet (there's lots of pickpockets out here),
and as soon as you think you're "getting the fever", cash out and quit. Remember, "Easy Street" is
both a dead end and a blind alley!
Information
Location
Melbourne is the capital city of the state of Victoria, Australia and is located on the south-east coast.
Current population estimates are around 3.7 million people, spread over 8,800 sq km of city and
suburbs.
Climate
Melbourne has a temperate climate of mild temperatures with four distinct seasons.
Victoria is currently in the grip of its longest drought on record, although Melbourne is known for
its rapid 'four seasons in one day' weather, and it experienced rain and hail on December 25, 2006.
This drought has been attributed to the El Ñino phenomenon, which some meteorologists believe to
have ended in early 2007.
Time Zone
Australian Eastern Standard Time (AEST) is GMT plus 10 hours. Daylight Savings - begins on the
last Sunday in October and finishes on the first Sunday in March.
Public Transit
If you have ever been to Melbourne, you will know how easy it is to hop trains. Here are some tips
to do it well.
1. Buy a ticket and don't validate it. If an inspector is actually on the train (not bloody likely), tell
them you forgot to validate it. As long as you don't get caught (and pre-buy the ticket) this can be
used multiple times.
2. If you see an inspector, just get off - no sense in getting a fine when you can just catch the next
train to Frankston.
3. There are a few more inspectors in the CBD and the Outskirts than the rest of Victoria.
4. That being said, going to Frankston is the easiest place to train hop to.
5. Pretend you are asleep when an inspector comes and tell them you missed your stop if you
crossed zones.
6. Make sure you conceal anything (ie. a wallet) which would identify you. Have a down pat name,
date of birth, address and story all worked out in case you do get caught. Because the transport
officers are allowed to arrest you if you refuse to give details, pretend to go along with them, give
your details, and comply. As long as you can get your story flawless and natural, you'll never get a
fine sent to you.
Trams in Melbourne are also easy to use - just keep an eye out for any inspectors hopping on. If you
do, calmly leave as they get on (if you look like you're trying to walk fast or run they're more likely
to grab you). Buses are basically impossible to cheat, unless you can carefully change the date on
the back of your ticket and make it look like the machine is in the wrong.
A new system called myki is supposed to be introduced in late 2007 (similar to the Oyster card in
London) and this may change the rules for free transport.
Free Portland, OR
General Guide
Portland is a hip left-libertarian leaning city with some of the best tolerance for radicals as US cities
go. It has a population of 562,690 in a metro area of around two million, it is the third largest city in
the Pacific Northwest AKA Occupied Cascadia and 23rd largest in the United States. Bicycling and
public transport are among the best in the world. If you like good coffee, craft brewed beers,
cycling, high tech, and radicals for all causes Portland has what you want.
In 2006, Portland was ranked overall number 1 of 50 U.S. cities by the organization SustainLane on
quality of life and economic factors that affect personal sustainability. According to Grist Magazine,
Portland is the second most eco-friendly city in the world.
Southwest and Selwood areas are where most of the hip people live. Northeast is becoming more
livable but the rising prices are also starting to displace the poor and minorities. Downtown has
plenty of places to hang out with south park blocks and PSU having both free WiFi and benches
plus an occasional power plug. Downtown the Pioneer Place mall is like any other but the decor and
lighting of the underground food court area has a futuristic blade-runner feel, forget the ordinary
food, bring a sack lunch. Pioneer courthouse square has WiFi and an amphitheater if you want to
speak to a group, bikes are forbidden to be ridden in the square and the private security can evict
anyone since the city has set this up as a private space but it is a free speech zone. Northwest is
another trendy area, prices are high for rent but there are nice parks and the bike ride down from the
zoo down to Burnside is a long scenic one. North Portland is a long way from anything except
industry and the airport but has lots of places to stealth camp, Dignity Village alternative housing
experiment is near the Portland airport.
Housing
Dignity Village
After much protest, relocation, and negotiation a city recognized squatter camp exempt from
building codes, occasionally troubled by internal political turmoil. For safety reasons children are
not allowed to reside in dignity village. There may be a limit to amount of residents and/or a
waiting list to get in.
The Rules:
• No violence toward yourself or others.
• No illegal substances or alcohol or paraphernalia on the premises or within a one-block
radius.
• No stealing.
• Everyone contributes to the upkeep and welfare of the village and works to become a
productive member of the community.
• No disruptive behavior of any kind that disturbs the general peace and welfare of the village.
Among the services offered by Dignity Village for their residents are:
• Showers
• Sanitary facilities
• Private and communal food and flower gardens
• Communal cooking and refrigeration facilities
• Emergency transportation
• Access to education
• Access to counseling
• Distribution of donated food, personal items and construction material
• Internet access
• Weekly community meetings
• On-site medical care on a scheduled basis by volunteer doctors and nurses
• Access to prescription medication assistance
• Rudimentary first aid
• Access to telephone
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SafeHaven
SafeHaven - Eligibility Criteria
• Must have one or more children under the age of 18.
• Must be homeless
• Must have been clean and sober for 30 days prior in intake
If you have questions about SafeHaven Shelter for Families, or are in need of homeless family
services, please call (503) 246-1663 ext 100 between 8:00am and 5:00pm Monday - Friday.
Goose Hollow Shelter
First United Methodist Church, 1838 SW Jefferson St. Shelter Manager's Desk (during shelter hours
only) - 503.228.3195 ext. 203 Email: [email protected]
Families staying at the Shelter are provided an evening meal and a light breakfast. They have access
to showers, laundry facilities, sleeping areas (partitioned for families), and constructive activities
for kids. Thanks to many donations received throughout the year, we maintain a pantry of personal
toiletry items and a clothes closet of re-cycled clothing for shelter families.
Transition Projects
The Community Service Center staff provides resource information and services to homeless and
other very low-income adults. Located at the corner of Northwest Glisan Street and Fifth Avenue,
the Community Service Center is open: Monday through Friday 8:30 AM to 12:00 Noon 1:00 PM
to 4:30 PM
Call 503-823-4930 to be placed on the shelter waiting list, or visit us at 475 NW Glisan Street,
http://www.tprojects.org.
Hotline
24-Hour Shelter Referrals call 211 or (503) 222-5555.
Alternative
We have known "homeless" Portlanders who lock up their bicycle on shore and row to one of the
urban area river islands staying in self built cabins on these rarely patrolled islands. Once in town
they bike trailer the kayak and lock up bike and boat at the university for classes.
Forest park is the largest urban park in the USA. There is enough depth that you can usually find a
place to tent up off of bicycle or walking trails. A father and daughter lived hidden for five years in
forest park using tarps for shelter while teaching the girl from a set of encyclopedia.
Food
Excellent Dumpster diving at the plentiful organic food markets and if you ask at the independent
stores most clerks are cool and will load you up with the days spoils before they hit the dumpster.
Portland farmers market is good farm grown produce with plenty of organics open when in season
Saturday at PSU, Wednesday Downtown, Thursday Eastbank, Thursday Ecotrust
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The Portland chapter of Food Not Bombs serves free vegan meals every Wednesday (Dawson
Park), Friday (Colonel Sumners Park), and Saturday (Under the west end of the Burnside bridge)
starting at 5:30.
Medical Care
Outside in Clinic and homeless assistance centre 503-535-3800 Phone 1132 SW 13th Ave in
Portland just north of the I-205 overpass from Portland State University
Play
More beautiful wilderness nearby than you could imagine, Mt Hood for skiing and boarding all year
round, national forest for camping and anti-logging action, beach and rivers for fun in the water,
Columbia gorge for the best wind surfing in the world, Rock climbing is all around the metro area.
Futsal
Portland Futsal (3401 SE 17th Ave) is a converted warehouse designed to give soccer fans a place
to play after work. Open play occurs twice a week, Wednesday and Friday 8-11, and though there is
technically a charge of $5 per hour a little resourcefulness will get you in and out for free. Beautiful
facility, good soccer players, good vibe.
Zoobombing
Zoobomb is a weekly bike event that meets every Sunday around 8:30PM across from Rocco's
Pizza (949 SW Oak) in Portland OR. Bring a bike if you have one, MAX fare ($1.75), bike lights,
and any safety gear you want to wear. You are welcome to bring snacks and drinks but you MUST
clean up everything you bring with you. Leave no trace. Its a good time and you WILL have fun!
HELMETS ARE ENCOURAGED
• RIDE AT YOUR OWN RISK *
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Information
Portland has a temperate rain forest climate cool winters with occasional snow days which quickly
melt away and mild warm summers, the city is very hilly as it is built on and near small volcanoes it
is bisected by the Willamette and Columbia rivers. The cycling infrastructure is amazing with
bicycle paths on almost every road in the metro area and progressive bicycle traffic laws.
Underground Papers
Street roots vendors can be found at busy crossroads throughout the Portland metropolitan area and
at special events and farmers markets. A newspaper by the homeless for the homeless, covering a
vast array of civil and human rights, political, local and international issues. Homeless or Jobless
Street vendors can sell this paper to make money with dignity and pride. The street vendor keeps
70% with the other 30% going for the operations of Street Roots. http://www.streetroots.org/
Most Underground print publications are also online but there is free Internet at city libraries.
Papers with Radical Content
• Wilamette Week http://wweek.com
• Portland Mercury http://portlandmercury.com
Portland is at the forefront of the zine movement, they are everywhere.
Portland Indymedia Center is a media resource with community submitted articles and editing.
http://portland.indymedia.org/
Miscellaneous
• Personaltelco.net provides free WiFi to many neighborhoods and locations
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• Freegeek is a good source of cheap computers and electronic equipment, free if you have a
good cause FREE GEEK
Community Technology Center 1731 SE 10th Avenue 503-232-935 http://www.freegeek.org/
Bicycle Collectives
• Bicycle Repair Collective
A full-service shop at 4438 SE Belmont (503) 233-0564
• Citybikes
A worker-owned cooperative shop with 2 locations on SE Ankeny - 734 SE Ankeny - (503) 239-
6951 and 1914 SE Ankeny - (503) 239-0553
• The Recyclery
Known for their great selection of used bikes and regularly scheduled swap meets. 1417 SE 9th &
Madison (503) 734-8831
• The Community Cycling Center
operates a full-service professional bike shop. Proceeds from the shop benefit our year-round
bicycle education programs for low-income youth and adults. 1700 NE Alberta Street 503-287-8786
[email protected]
• KBOO 90.7 FM
Community Radio Programing Non Corporate - The Communities Voice
Public Transit
Light rail and trolley are free in the center of the city, Bicycles are allowed on buses and light rail
for free with ticket purchase. Be sure to take a ride on the OHSU cable tram, it runs from the
Willamette river up one km to the state medical university which is on the tallest mountain in the
city. A fun ride and beautiful view of the city with a 500 foot elevation change bike or skateboard
ride down into the city, $4.00 a ticket in 2007.
Ticket Prices:
• All Zone: $2.05 (Valid for any ride within time-stamp)
• 1 and 2 Zone: $1.75
• Honored Citizen: $0.85 (disabled and elderly passengers)
• Youth: $1.40 (ages 7-17 and students in high school or pursuing a GED).
• LIFT Paratransit All Zone: $1.70
• Children under 7: Free when accompanied by fare paying passenger
• Day Pass: $4.25 (Valid all day, and for all zones)
Light Rail
Blue line runs 33 miles east west covering nearly all of the metro area from Hillsboro to Gresham,
Red line runs 26 miles from Beaverton to the downtown area on blue line then splits to the airport,
Yellow line runs 7 miles north from downtown to the Expo Center near the Oregon Wasington
border.
Rail
Find the big neon "Made in Oregon" sign shaped like the state of Oregon with a deer jumping
through and you will be headed toward the Amtrak station, as you get closer begin looking for the
neon "Go by Train" sign, that is on Union Station. Blue line MAX to downtown get off at the last
stop west of the Wilamette River right before the Steel Bridge and head north, the station address is
800 NW Sixth Ave. The rail and bus stations are in the light rail and bus fareless square section of
the city.
Amtrak trains leave Union Station on three routes.
• The Coast Starlight north-south line from Los Angeles to Seattle; major stops on the route
are Portland and Eugene, Oregon; Sacramento, Emeryville (for San Francisco), Oakland,
San Jose, Santa Barbara, and Oxnard, California.
• Empire Builder line runs east-west from Portland to Chicago. Major stops include
Milwaukee Wisconsin, St. Paul Minnesota, Spokane Washington and dozens of stops
between, the line splits toward the end to reach either Portland or Seattle.
• The Amtrak Cascades commuter trains run north-south between Vancouver, British
Columbia and Eugene, Oregon, and stop in Portland several times daily in both directions.
The following stops are made: Vancouver BC, Bellingham Wa, Mount Vernon Wa, Everett
Wa, Edmonds Wa, Seattle Wa, (Passengers change trains here) Seattle, Tukwila Wa, Tacoma
Wa, Olympia-Lacey Wa, Centralia Wa, Kelso Wa, Vancouver Wa, Portland Or, Oregon City
Or, Salem Or, Albany Or, Eugene Or.
Air
Take the red line MAX light rail to get to the airport. From Portland Airport international flights
regularly depart to Japan (Tokyo), Singapore, Germany (Frankfurt), Mexico (Guadalajara, Mexico
City, Cabo San Lucas, and Puerto Vallarta), and Canada (Vancouver, British Columbia) as well as
flights to US destinations.
Assorted Freebies
See Assorted Freebies Section
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Survive
Go to the Survive section and provide any city-specific details, including new topics.
The people in Portland are usually very nice but don't be fooled something like 10% are carrying a
gun at any time, don't try strong arm violent stuff there. Violent crime is very low, car break-ins and
shoplifting get most police time. If you are cool most people are willing to help unless you piss
them off by acting like an pompous ass. That said general freak out threshold of people is pretty
high.
Free Seattle
General Guide
Seattle is the largest city in Occupied Cascadia and the state of Washington, with a population of
about 570,000, and a metropolitan population of about 3.8 million. First settled in 1851, it is one of
the more youthful large cities in the U.S. It lies between Puget Sound and Lake Washington: you're
never far from water in Seattle.
There are quite a few different neighborhoods in Seattle, including Wallingford, Capital Hill,
Pioneer Square, Columbia City, and West Seattle.
Information
It does rain frequently in Seattle, especially in the autumn and winter. On the plus side, it is often
light rain, and the temperature is relatively moderate for such a northern city: the temperature is in
the 40s during much of the winter, though cold spells do occur. The summers are really superb: little
rain, and pleasant temperatures with reasonable humidity.
Underground Papers
• Eat the State - www.eatthestate.org "A forum for anti-authoritarian political opinion,
research and humor"
Public Transit
The primary public transit in Seattle is the bus system, the "Metro" bus service. Fare is $1.25 (or
$1.50 during "peak" hours). From 6 a.m. to 7 p.m. there is a "Ride Free Area" in downtown. Buses
have bike racks that can carry two bikes.
Seattle has no subway system.
Ferries [1] connect Seattle to Bainbridge and Vashon Islands in Puget Sound and to Bremerton and
Southworth on the Kitsap Peninsula, some routes are equipped with WiFi Internet but even at an
introductory discount of $15 a month better to hack it.
Link Light Rail will connect between Downtown and Sea-Tac Airport in 2009, Sea-Tac airport is a
major hub to destinations worldwide.