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     Colegialas and Cheerleaders, Cunts, Cristina Garcia

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    The 1-2 punch of every man's wet dream. Colegialas and cheerleaders are
    like Ferraris and Bentleys: they never go out of style and you always want
    $6/54
    Colloquial. A looser, more
    a ride. Generations of men have temporarily lost IQ points at the mere
    sight of these creatures in microscopic skirts. Of course, what men lose in offensive term for a woman’s
    brain function, they gain growth in the trouser region. vagina, vulva or pussy. For a
    broader definition, see: Vagina.
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    Five things that can happen
    If we've learned anything if you call a woman a cunt
    Long-legged,
    from the '70s, it's that short-skirted,

    PHOTOGRAPHY: S IAN GUEVARA, VER MARQUEZ, T MARK NICDAO; ILLUSTRATIONS: JAMES ANDRES
    colegialas go crazy for a pert-bosomed
    guy called a "kilabot." We're women in
    '"/5"4:

    not clear on the procedures ponytails doing


    for obtaining kilabot status, splits in midair
    but it may involve growing -&7&-
    a mustache worthy of Burt Her drink in your face
    Reynolds.

    -&7&-
    Get a slap to the face
    A girl between 17 to 21 Source and chief stimulus
    years old who is studying in of pep and school spirit in
    a co-ed university, although campus and interschool -&7&-
    the term has come to sporting events. Cheerleaders A kick in the balls
    3&"-*5:

    exclusively pertain to in the Philippines show


    female students in
    all-female Catholic
    less skin. In fact, there's
    more body suit action than
    -&7&-
    A chokehold courtesy of
    schools. We're not wardrobe malfunction.
    some well-manicured fingers
    sure how the word
    mutated, but we're
    certain the guy who
    came up with it went
    to an all-boys school
    located next to an all- -&7&-
    girls school. Never be granted the gift of
    vaginal intercourse

    $3*45*/"("3$*"
    What do we know about Cristina Garcia? We met her when she was a model, but she admits she hated interviews
    and disliked self-promotion even more. She can look classically Pinay at one turn, (as in her September 2000 cover
    debut), then bleach her hair blonde and look like a foreign Parisian beauty the next (as in our 2007 Girls of Lingerie
    Special and FHM b Lingerie cover). Eheads guitarist Marcus Adoro once confessed that Cristina is his favorite FHM
    lady. Even when the woman is shuttling between continents and rarely visits the country, you can’t easily forget a
    beauty like Cristina.

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