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Why yes! Thanks for noticing.

So, how 'bout them Knicks? Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well,
that's love for you. I'm a thing. I don't want to be rescued. And remember, don't do anything that
affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God,
don't not do it!

You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit! Pansy. I wish! It's a nickel. What are you
hacking off? Is it my torso?! 'It is! ' My precious torso! Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform
the men.

There's one way and only one way to determine if an animal


is intelligent. Dissect its brain!
I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! That could be 'my'
beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. Or a guy
who burns down a bar for the insurance money!

1. I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe!
2. Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs?
3. I meant 'physically'. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean
the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually?

I've got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I'm
going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at
Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now 'I'' have to pay ''them'!

I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you
were there! When the lights go out, it's nobody's business what goes on between two consenting
adults. I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy!

 Ummm…to eBay?
 I just told you! You've killed me!
 Large bet on myself in round one.

Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble. But I done struck you a
deal: Five hours of community service cleanin' up that ol' mess you caused. You are the last hope
of the universe.

Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really hoped. I saw you with
those two "ladies of the evening" at Elzars. Explain that. You don't know how to do any of those.
Who are those horrible orange men?
No, of course not. It was… uh… porno. Yeah, that's it. Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine.
He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. When I was first
asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought "Why should I?" Then
later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless
women on motorcycles. Roll film!

No, just a regular mistake. Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm
factory. Well I'da done better, but it's plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there
incompetence.

But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. I'm just glad my fat, ugly
mama isn't alive to see this day. What kind of a father would I be if I said no? For the last time, I
don't like lilacs! Your 'first' wife was the one who liked lilacs!

Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you! Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do
with mating. Your best is an idiot! Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's
only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo!

We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! We'll go
deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go home. You're going to do his laundry? Shut
up and take my money!

This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to
me, tell them I died robbing some old man. Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do
with mating.

File not found. Ok, we'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go ride the
bumper cars. Who are you, my warranty?! Alright, let's mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down
the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew.

Fry, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. No argument here. Our love
isn't any different from yours, except it's hotter, because I'm involved. Is the Space Pope
reptilian!?

I was all of history's great robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! I'll tell
them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. Morbo will now
introduce tonight's candidates… PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER
TWO, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon.

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