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Death March To The Parallel World Rhapsody, Vol. 8 (Light Novel)
Death March To The Parallel World Rhapsody, Vol. 8 (Light Novel)
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The Secret of Bolenan
Satou here. I like to relax after I’ve finished a job, but that’s always
when some new problem rears its ugly head. In fact, I get even more
nervous when I don’t receive any feedback, because it makes me
think I must’ve missed a huge bug…
“Satou.”
Mia called out to me from across the crowd of elves.
We had just entered the Bolenan Forest, a huge forest in the southeast of
the Shiga Kingdom.
After we left behind the old capital and our new friends, the hero and his
party, we got caught up in a bit of intrigue in a town called Puta and ended up
rescuing the white tigerfolk princess.
Somewhere along the way, I made friends with the black dragon Hei
Long, who helped us cross a treacherous mountain range to arrive at the
Bolenan Forest, Mia’s home.
When we reached a clearing there, tons of elves and fairies came out to
greet us, including Mia’s parents.
As I was reflecting on these recent events, Mia came running up to me,
pulling along an elf boy and girl who didn’t look any older than your average
middle schooler.
Her pale-aqua-blue pigtails danced around her slightly pointed ears as she
ran.
“Parents.”
They looked only a year or two older than Mia, but the difference was
actually centuries.
Unsurprisingly, their daughter was the spitting image. From what I could
tell, all elves seemed to have hair in shades of blue or green.
They were wearing what seemed to be the traditional clothing of elves: an
emerald-green tunic with a leaf design and a green tricornered hat. Their
Using a fairy ring located in the clearing where the elves had met us, we
followed Mia’s parents to their home.
This seemed to be a common method of travel in the elf village and
fortunately didn’t require kissing any dryads.
According to my map, this forest was so large that it was four or five
times the size of the vast Ougoch Duchy, but with teleportation, it was
possible to travel from the outer edge of the forest to the center in an instant.
We found ourselves on a small hill in the middle of the forest, where we
could see the mountain-like roots of the World Tree and the forest of
Mountain-Trees growing around it.
It was amazing. Almost too much, really.
I looked up in awe at the overwhelmingly huge World Tree.
Clouds clung to its branches like snow.
High above the clouds, it spread out into more branches and leaves, but
When we arrived at the veranda of a tree house, it looked like some of the
girls might be too scared to get off the escalator, so I dealt with the situation
by helping them down myself.
“I apologize for causing you such trouble, master.”
“Don’t worry about it, Liza.”
Liza looked ashamed, so I smiled reassuringly at her before Mia took my
hand and led me inside.
The interior was large, much larger than I’d expected from the outside.
Grass covered the floor like it was an indoor lawn, and flowers bloomed
from the ivy that crept around the walls and ceiling, bearing citrus fruits that
produced a refreshing fragrance.
The grass was as soft as a luxurious carpet.
“<Mia!>”
“<Welcome home, Mia!>”
More elves who hadn’t been in the clearing before showed up to celebrate
Mia’s return.
Sending silent waves of encouragement to Mia as she was jostled around
by the crowd, I headed toward the center of the room with Mia’s parents and
the rest of my group.
“<Table.>”
Mia’s father murmured in Elvish in the center of the room, and a tree
stump–like table emerged from the lawn.
Next, Mia’s mother said, “<Chairs>,” and ivy sprouted from among the
grass and formed seats.
“This bread looks like the shell of a cream puff; it’s delicious.”
“It’s sort of like a Yorkshire pudding I had in a British restaurant once.”
The snack time had evolved into a full-on banquet, so my companions and
I went around tasting all the delicious food the elves had to offer.
Piled up on the huge tree-stump table was a mountain of something like
freshly baked Yorkshire puddings, surrounded by roast beef, meat pies,
sausages, fish marinade, whole-roasted birds, and more.
In addition to the meat dishes, there were also berry pie, cherry pie,
platters full of salad and cut fruit, and even a tower of jelly.
All of it was provided by the elves to celebrate Mia’s return.
Brownies, the short-statured house fairies, flitted about among the elves,
endlessly arranging more food.
…Hmm? How odd. Something felt out of place, but I couldn’t quite put
my finger on it.
“So chewyyy.”
“You can use it to pick up the roast beef, sir.”
“Master, please do try it with this teriyaki chicken, as well.”
The beastfolk girls showed me how to use the pseudo–Yorkshire puddings
to scoop up meat, so I tried each of them in turn.
“Master, this pie is delicious, I report.”
Powdered sugar from the pie was collecting in Nana’s cleavage, so I tied a
“No-more-sneaking-out diiiiive!”
“Here.”
At Mia’s father’s prompting, I stepped onto the moving walkway, which
was illuminated by footlights.
We were now in the center of Bolenan Forest, heading for the Council of
Elders’s headquarters at the base of the World Tree.
We’d arrived at the tree the same way we’d traveled from the tree village
to the underground city: teleportation by way of fairy rings.
Mia’s father, like his daughter, didn’t explain much, but I was guessing
this was an area that could be reached only with teleportation.
When we first entered the area, I used “Search Entire Map,” but it didn’t
include the upper or lower layers of the World Tree. So they were all part of
different blocks.
Maybe they even had a system that resisted “Search Entire Map.”
As far as I could tell, this section of the World Tree went several miles
underground.
I don’t remember how thick a planet’s crust is off the top of my head, but
isn’t that pretty deep?
This was just the size of the structure we were in, too. The World Tree’s
roots went even deeper and expanded even farther out than the forest itself.
Mia’s house was more than six miles away from this part of the World
Tree.
It probably seemed relatively close only because of the absurdly huge size
of the World Tree itself.
“Next. Jump.”
“Satou of the Shiga Kingdom, our sincerest apologies for Holytree’s tactless
blunder.”
In a separate room, a single elder apologized to me with a very serious
expression.
“No, I’m the one who should apologize. Was it terribly rude of me to kiss
her on the forehead?”
“No, but…placing a kiss above the brow is a sacred act. We do not do
such things lightly.”
I see… I guess I surprised Miss Aialize, then.
Well, at least it wasn’t offensive or anything.
“Lady Aaze is resting now in the medical office. Lua will care for her
there.”
“Is she all right?”
“Yes, she’ll be fine after some rest. She was simply a bit light-headed.”
The shrine maidens, who’d just returned to the room, giggled.
“Lua, waterrr…”
The high elf Aialize, who was stretched out on a faintly glowing
transparent bed, sat up with sleep still in her eyes.
“It appears Lady Aaze has just awoken.”
After my conversation with the elders, I’d gone to see how Aialize was
doing. Apparently, my timing was perfect.
Lua, one of the shrine maidens, handed her a cup of water.
The cup looked like glass, but when I held one myself, it felt more like
plastic. According to my AR display, it was called an alua goblet, so “alua”
must be the name of the mysterious material.
“Ugh, I knew Daisaku had to be wrong about that. Why would he tell me
that high elves are supposed to be little girls with silver hair who say ‘thou’
and ‘thee’ and all that nonsense?”
“Lady Aaze…”
Lua was trying to inform Aialize that I was present, but she was too busy
grumbling to notice.
“I know, I know. I shouldn’t speak ill of the deceased, but—”
“Lady Aaze!”
Miss Aialize puffed up her cheeks, not unlike Mia when she was cross.
It was pretty cute, though. If I let my guard down, I’d likely fall for her in
a heartbeat.
“Come on—can’t you let me rant a little? He definitely thinks I’m a
weirdo now. I hope we haven’t given Mia’s savior a terrible impression of
the elves—”
“Lady Aaze!!”
Sure, she seemed a little emotionally unstable at the moment, but I found
her rapidly changing expressions endearing.
“I mean, he wasn’t even there when I went to the upper village yesterday
to say hello to Mia after I finished my business. And what was that Arisa girl
on about? ‘Yes, high elves are always silver-haired little girls, no doubt about
it!’? Not to mention telling me that her master would never accept a kiss from
a little girl…”
When I came back to the tree house where Mia’s welcome-home party
was still taking place, for some reason, Mia ordered me to “Kneel.”
Mia’s father had returned before me, but he didn’t seem to be the one who
snitched. It wasn’t long before I noticed the three of the shrine maidens
standing behind Arisa and Mia, giggling away as they snacked on pastries.
Next time, I’d have to make some extra-spicy cookies just for those
gossipy blabbermouths.
Satou here. I’ve kind of got a thing for women who teach. Especially
when they’re strict and serious in the classroom but turn into total
good-for-nothings at home. Unfortunately, older women never seem
to be interested in me.
When I returned with the finished tofu hamburg steak, we had more
visiting elves than before.
As far as I could tell, the rumor had spread via word of mouth that you
could eat a real hamburg steak here.
“I’ll be right back with more hamburg steaks, so please wait a little
longer.”
“Mm, okay.”
“I’m so excited, I can hardly wait!”
I greeted the elves lightly as I brought Mia her tofu dish. “Here you go,
Mia. Your order is ready.”
“Mm. Thanks.”
When Mia’s parents and the other elves saw the dish I placed in front of
Mia, a ripple of surprise ran through the crowd.
All eyes were on the youngest elf as she brought a piece of the tofu
hamburg steak to her mouth.
After a moment of chewing, Mia closed her eyes and let out a little noise
of contentment.
“““Mia ate meat!””” the elves exclaimed in a chorus.
You don’t need to react that dramatically, do you?
“Good.”
“We’re so proud, Mia. That’s wonderful. We’ll have to make red rice to
celebrate, now, won’t we?”
Her parents both embraced her joyously, but Mia looked a little perplexed
about why her meal was being interrupted.
No, if anything, she looked triumphant.
Yep. My plan was a success.
I cackled inwardly at pulling off my scheme.
After checking with Mia’s parents in advance to make sure she didn’t
Satou here. Ever since I became a working adult, the days off on my
calendar have dramatically decreased. In exchange, though, I’ve
gotten that much better at enjoying those breaks to the fullest once a
game is finished.
“Meow, meeeooooow!”
“Awooooooo, sir!”
This time, it was Tama’s and Pochi’s shouts that echoed through the trees.
They were using the low-hanging ivy to swing from branch to branch,
Tarzan-style.
“Master, it is my turn next, I report.”
Nana grabbed a piece of ivy and stared at me expressionlessly.
Though most people wouldn’t be able to tell the difference, to me it
looked like she was just as excited as Tama and Pochi.
“U-um, I think I’d like you to carry me instead, ma—”
Arisa didn’t want to swing on the ivy, so she was strapped to the back of
Nana, who was using the Foundation technique Body Strengthening.
Before she could finish her protest, however, Nana impatiently took off.
“—Aaaaaaaaaah!”
Arisa’s scream shook the dew off the surrounding trees.
“M-master…”
Watching her sister shriek on Nana’s back, Lulu turned pale and trembled.
“Don’t worry. I can just lift you with magic and carry you across.”
I lifted Lulu a bit with Magic Hand, then picked her up like a child and
“Cuuute.”
“They’re very, very cute, sir.”
When we got back to the rest of the group, we were greeted by a band of
flower fairies.
Arisa, Lulu, and Nana wore flower crowns on their heads and had even
braided flowers into their hair.
“Hee-hee! Pretty good, right?”
“Master, I would like your evaluation and praise, I entreat.”
“Yes, you look very cute. I thought you were flower fairies.”
Arisa and Nana posed for praise, so I complimented them accordingly.
“Let me see yours, too, Lulu.”
“A-all right…”
“Those flowers look very nice with your lovely black hair.”
“Bizarre.”
“Mystery.”
Once I was done being a doll and started preparing for lunch, the short-
spoken elves came over to marvel at my cauldron.
Is it really that strange?
“I imagine this was made with a spell like Magic Mold, yes? This normal
cauldron is one thing, but the sealed one is very intriguing.”
The long-spoken elf stared at the cauldron in which I was boiling the
sinewy meat.
“Wow, you can adjust the temperature of this heat source freely, too?”
The transparent cauldron floating in the air was indeed made with Magic
Mold, so it could be sealed so perfectly that it essentially functioned as a
Checking my log, I noticed that I’d gotten a few rather strange skills and
titles.
That aside, though…
“What should I do with these branches?”
“Keep them. They’d be perfect for making wands or staffs, and there are
probably magic paths in there now, since you sent enough magic through
Since elves didn’t seem to wear robes for bathing, I decided to do as the
Romans do and simply carried a towel with me into the bath area.
We appeared to be early, as we were the only three people in the men’s
bathhouse.
“Do we use this bowl-shaped fruit as soap?”
It kind of looked like a boob, but that was probably just because I had an
incurably dirty mind.
“Yes, it’s a soap fruit that Daisaku created through selective breeding. I
believe he called it ‘oppai soap’?”
The word Hiya used was the Japanese word for boobs.
I guess it was Daisaku the Hero who really had a dirty mind.
What was up with that guy…?
Resisting the urge to roll my eyes, I followed the two elves’ invitation to
wash each other’s backs. Since the elves looked so young, it reminded me of
bathing with my cousins as a kid.
I couldn’t quite bring myself to use the boob soap, so I found some
“Y-you shouldn’t go that way, Miss Gia. That’s the men’s bath!”
“Move.”
Unlike the now peaceful men’s bath, it sounded like there was some
commotion taking place on the ladies’ side.
In addition to Lulu’s and Gia’s voices, I heard Arisa and the beastfolk
girls clamoring, too.
A crash and a loud sploosh echoed through the bathhouse, and a furious-
looking Gia appeared.
She was totally naked, just like Poa was.
If I were a lolicon, I was sure I’d be thrilled about all this.
“Heard.”
“You heard what?”
Gia stood imposingly in front of us. I politely offered her a towel, but she
made no move to accept it.
“P-please cover yourself up!”
Before the steam could do its job, Lulu hurried over to cover Gia’s chest
with a towel.
Lulu was wearing a robe, but it was soaked from the bath, leaving it very
clingy.
The sight of her figure was almost enough to lead me down the path of
Satou here. When I played games, I could hardly ever bring myself
to use max-recovery potions. It must be because of that time I used
them all up on the last boss only to get my ass handed to me when
the boss turned out to have a second phase.
“Hambuuurg.”
“Hooray, sir! Professor Hamburg is as wonderful as ever today, sir!”
Tama and Pochi did a triumphant dance when they saw what was for
dinner.
Everyone from the bathhouse was gathered around the table in the tree
house, as well as Nea and the other cooking-obsessed elf girls.
I was teaching Mia’s mother and Nea the tofu hamburg steak recipe.
“I love hamburg steak.”
“All of Mr. Satou’s cooking is delicious, really.”
Aialize and Lua, who I’d invited along partly as an apology for the
incident in the bathhouse, seemed to be impressed with the dish as well.
“If you’ve got this steak fried in soy sauce, why even bother with the
vegetable salad?”
“Now, now. You’ve got to eat a balanced diet,” I scolded Arisa, shaking
my head.
I’d been making a lot of protein-heavy dishes to go along with our
training, but I wasn’t exactly looking to turn my party into a bunch of
muscle-bound hulks, so I still included other things besides meat.
Today’s fried dish was made with whale meat, but there was also a rocket
wolf steak. The buffalo meat was delicious, too, but we’d get tired of it if we
ate the same kind of meat too many times in a row.
Once the meal was partway over, Nea updated me on the progress of our
curry operation.
Miss Noa was the one who really wanted to reproduce the curry, but she
was very shy, so Nea was running the operation for her.
“So the spriggans and leprechauns are willing to search for the spices for
us?”
“Yes, they seemed quite excited. Said it was a race to see who could
locate the legendary ingredients first.”
Spriggans had slightly gray-brown skin, while leprechauns had coppery
skin. Both were short with slightly pointed ears, as was characteristic of all
fairy races.
Unfortunately, classic races like half-elves and dark elves were sadly
nonexistent.
To think that I would never get to meet a busty brown-skinned dark elf…
This parallel world wasn’t nearly fantasy enough, if you asked me.
“By the way, the World Tree actually governs darkness, and all elves get
dark skin if they’re in the sun long enough. Incidentally, it’s impossible for
even fellow fairy races to interbreed. Aside from specific exceptions like
humans and beastfolk, only certain similar species of beastfolk, like catfolk
and tigerfolk or dogfolk and wolffolk, can reproduce with one another.”
Wow, so humans and beastfolk could interbreed?
I guess I had known that, since Tama and Pochi were born to humans with
ancestral traits.
“Not even elves and high elves?”
“Of course not. Our roots are fundamentally different.”
Roots?
I supposed high elves did look more like humans than regular elves.
“High elves are demi-gods. They come from the divine realm, like the
World Tree or the gods themselves.”
Lua the shrine maiden was the one who casually divulged this crucial
information.
…So Aialize is a demi-goddess?
“Huh! What a strange fiber. It’s not rubber, but it’s not synthetic, either.”
Arisa was very interested in the rare textiles arranged on a shelf in the
sewing workshop.
Three days had passed since the incident in the bath. Today, my ever-
popular master Hishirotoya had introduced Arisa and me to a sewing
workshop owner.
I was told they had magic cloth, so I’d been looking forward to the trip.
The workshop was in a special domed area for such places, next to the
secret underground city where everyone actually lived.
The other children were picking wild plants in the forest near the tree
house under Mia’s guidance.
“It’s the shrinking cloth of an Arido Arachne—it shrinks if you put magic
power into it. We have ordinary rubber, too, so if you need any, we can get
some from the warehouse later.”
“You have rubber?!”
“Y-yes, it grows in the south of the forest. It smells unpleasant when it’s
processed, though, so I would personally suggest the fiber of a bouncer fruit
from the Mountain-Trees or Oil Spider thread, if you’re using it for cloth…”
The Elvish workshop owner seemed a little taken aback by Arisa’s
enthusiasm.
She looked like an adorable little girl but spoke in the tone of an old
townie grandmother, making for a pretty impressive contrast.
“So you’re the Satou fellow Hiya mentioned? Sure, you can check things
out.”
The next morning, after I’d finished two more void suits in the sewing
workshop, I came to a magic-tool studio that Hishirotoya had introduced me
to.
Of course, my goal was to help make the controller devices for the suits.
Once the studio owner, Mr. Kiya, agreed to have me, Hishirotoya left with
a smile.
I’d already explained the circumstances and gotten permission to take the
day off from training.
If only my manager at my old job had agreed to give paid time off so
easily…
I shook off that desolate thought and focused on observing as Kiya and his
apprentices made magic tools.
Unlike when humans made magic tools, most of the elves seemed to use
alchemy and magic at the same time.
“You fool! How many times have I told you to mind the temperature
when handling breathgrass?!”
“I’m sorry.”
“This endothermic liquid is terrible quality! Make it again! We can’t
afford much more of this.”
“Yes, sir.”
I heard quite a few of these exchanges.
I could do this so much better…, I thought, like a classic anime
protagonist.
One must spit the seeds out like so if he wishes to properly enjoy the
summer of his youth!
“Master?”
A willowy hand tugged me back to reality.
“Sorry, Nana. I think I was daydreaming a little.”
I stood up and stretched to shake off the strange sense of déjà vu. Maybe I
was just exhausted.
Since this was basically an adult summer vacation, I should really try to
relax and enjoy it more.
“Ahhh, there they are!”
A voice like a spring breeze caressed my ears.
Turning around, I saw Aialize and Lua stepping out of a fairy ring.
They’d been so busy recently that it had been five days since I’d last seen
them.
“Thank you, Satou!”
Aialize rushed up to me and grabbed my hands in both of hers, shaking
them up and down.
“Kea and Kiya told me everything! They said it was all thanks to you that
the void suits were ready earlier than expected!”
“Oh, don’t mention it.”
Just seeing Aialize’s smile was thanks enough for me.
“Mr. Satou, about the potions you gave Jia…”
Lua explained that the energy drink–style nutritional supplement potions
turned out to be very popular.
“…If possible, we would love it if you could mass-produce them at our
alchemy workshop…”
Darn. This was poorly timed, considering I’d just resolved to enjoy my
vacation more.
Maybe I could just give the recipe to the elf alchemists and let them
handle the rest…?
“Please, Satou?”
“Of course. It would be my pleasure.”
“This is remarkable.”
“Quite a collection, isn’t it?”
Leaving the rest of the potion production to Tuya, the master of the
workshop was now showing me around their archives, which boasted many
of the elves’ potion recipes and advanced research notes.
The shelves were stacked all the way up to the ceiling, some fifteen feet
off the floor.
“It’s not a library, so you can’t take anything with you, but you’re
welcome to read whatever you like. The banned books have been moved
elsewhere, so you don’t need to worry about that. Just don’t teach these
recipes to other humans, please.”
When I asked why, she explained that it would threaten the “diversity of
recipes.”
But if I developed new recipes that utilized the knowledge or ideas I
found here, I was welcome to spread them as much as I liked.
The master gave me a passkey to the archive, which was designed to look
like a dancing frog, so I could easily come here and read while the others
were sleeping.
“What sort of things are in the banned section, if I may ask?”
“Special recipes like elixirs, youth potions, cure-alls, and so on. They all
require nigh-unobtainable ingredients like blood gems, giant monster fish
liver, the scales of grown dragons, and so on. Or otherwise rare materials like
Holytree Stone. There are other forbidden potions, too, like demonic potions
and necromancy elixirs and such, so you mustn’t make those.”
The rare ones sounded rather intriguing. Even without the instructions, I’d
love to find out what kind of potions there were and what ingredients they
required.
That way, I could gather the ingredients and bring them here to get them
made if I really needed them.
Youth potions, in particular, sounded like something I’d like to stock up
on as soon as possible.
I knew it sounded selfish, but I wanted the head priestess of Tenion
“Miss Aaze, please approach the jellyfish at the end of that thin branch
there.”
“This one?”
To help come up with a plan to get rid of the jellyfish, I was on a pleasant
swim around the void with Miss Aaze.
It would take some time to prepare the necessary materials and workshop
spaces for the golems and the void suits, so I decided to spend that time
experimenting with a relatively isolated jellyfish.
This area was somewhere in the middle of a branch that was easily six
miles long but only about three feet thick.
Emerald-like crystal growths and thinner branches protruded from the
brown branch.
The sun was at our backs as we flew toward the World Tree.
Beneath the observatory, I noticed something glittering in a dent in the
trunk.
It was a light ship, which looked just like Hayato’s ship, the Jules Verne.
Part of its silver hull had turned black.
“It looks as if it’s been burned pretty severely.”
“Yes. I’m told it was protecting a golem from an electric discharge
attack.”
The light ships, like Aaze and the other high elves, were considered part
“…So basically, I’m looking for ideas to get rid of harmful pests and animals
who are damaging a very important garden.”
When I returned to the ground, I gave my party a very approximate
explanation of the jellyfish attacking the World Tree to see if they had any
suggestions.
“Nanashi the Hero’s idea holds merit. The Bulainan clan approves this
proposal.”
“W-we of the Beliunan clan support Nanashi’s proposal as well!”
I was participating in a gathering of high elves called a Holytree Council
as an observer with Miss Aaze.
My notes from our brainstorming session had made the rounds and wound
up being submitted to the council.
I didn’t want the name Satou to become famous outside of the Bolenan
clan, so I had them introduce me as Nanashi the Hero.
We were in the communication room of the World Tree, watching the
images of the other clans’ high elves.
Unlike my company’s videoconference system, this room actually
projected 3-D images that looked just like the real thing.
Since they seemed so real, though, it made the delays in transmission that
much stranger.
The Bulainan clan, the first to agree with my proposal, was evidently
famous for their love of research.
The Beliunan clan was also famed for research, but unlike the knowledge-
driven Bulainan clan, they seemed more concerned with earning approval.
“But we are already aware that magic provokes the Evil Jellies. Or have
you forgotten the failure of we the Biloanan clan?!”
The high elf of the Biloanan clan sounded accusatory.
“Using magic as bait ended up provoking the jellyfish into a rampage and
mass reproduction, did it not?”
“Of course we remember. But this proposal involves seeking bait material
other than magic. If we can lure them without causing a rampage, there is no
need to reject this proposal.”
The first two clans explained the goals of the plan to the objecting high
elf.
“…Very well. If the research for the bait will only be conducted in one
World Tree, we Biloanans will agree to the proposal.”
“Then allow us Bulainan elves to—”
Research day one: I’ve been poring over manuals all day, trying to get the
equipment to work.
Setting it all up and learning how to use it ate up more time than I’d
expected, so now I’m just hoping to finish before dawn.
Mr. Trazayuya, the head of this laboratory, seems to have kept a
Research day two: Miss Jia visited to bring the materials and specimens
provided by the other clans.
I put them away in Storage and used “Parallel Thoughts” to read several
documents at a time. My menu’s character string search function came in
handy for the first time in a while. If I’d had these abilities when I was a
game developer, I bet I would never have had to do any death marches.
By the way, these materials were all sent by way of Travel Gates among
the World Trees. Apparently, they’re rarely used because of the high cost of
transmission.
Research day three: Finished reading all the materials. The elves are
even more brilliant than I imagined.
They’ve just about finished researching repellent substances already.
Since these can all be omitted from the search for attractive substances,
things should proceed pretty quickly.
For now, I’ll experiment on the jellyfish tentacle samples I collected in the
void.
Research day five: tough going. Is magic the only thing the jellyfish are
attracted to?
Research day six: I’ve been taking advantage of my body’s relative lack of
needs, but Mr. Gillil told me to take a nap.
Come to think of it, I do feel like my brainpower has been a little low. I
guess working for more than five days without sleep isn’t very efficient.
I’ll eat the cream puffs Lulu brought me when I wake up. I bet they’ll go
great with some nice black coffee.
Research day ten: I’ve finished testing all the liquor I had on hand, so
now I’m trying various sauces and seasonings.
Maybe I should blame it on the smell of soy sauce, but the tentacles
started looking a little appetizing. I found myself wanting to eat one but
decided against it, since they might be poisonous.
In the evening, I received information from the research-loving Beliunans
and Bulainans about their experiments with various liquors. Having a lot of
researchers makes this sort of thing go much faster.
Research day eleven: The lab mouse coughed up blood and died.
Nothing’s happened to me, but I’d better not feed this to anyone else.
Just to be safe, I used Clairvoyance to take a look inside my stomach, but
I didn’t see any inflammation or anything.
In the evening, I received word from the Beliunan clan that they’d begun
“…Shoot.”
Looking through my food stocks, I let slip a groan.
“What’s the matter, master?”
“We don’t have fukujinzuke. And the only leeks we have are pickled in
regular oil.”
Fukujinzuke is a side dish made from daikon radishes pickled in soy
sauce, and it’s an indispensable topping for curry back in Japan.
And if you’re going to have leeks with curry, they’ve got to be pickled in
sweet vinegar.
I’d given all my radishes to the orcs living beneath the old capital, so I
didn’t have any left to pickle to make fukujinzuke, either.
“Wow, and you looked so serious. That’s not what I expected…”
Arisa rolled her eyes.
As if she wasn’t complaining that the pickled ginger wasn’t red when I
made beef bowls…
Once we’d finished fine-tuning the five-spice mix for the curry, I left
Bolenan Forest to acquire the final missing pieces.
Although it was hot inside the elves’ magic cauldrons, the outside was
only warm to the touch.
Once the water had started boiling, I lowered the temperature so we could
start skimming the scum off the top.
“Master, I volunteer to take charge of the skimming, I declare.”
Nana’s eyes sparkled, so I handed her the ladle to take over the rather
annoying job.
It was too much work for her alone, so I asked Liza to help as well.
The two of them scooped steadily and methodically. I couldn’t think of
anyone but the serious Liza and curious Nana who could do such a boring job
so intently. I would have to find a way to thank them later.
“Allow me to help as well.”
The samurai elf Shiya jumped in to lend a hand, perhaps swayed by Liza’s
serious expression.
The atmosphere was getting pretty intense, considering they were just
skimming scum off the top of the broth.
When the vegetables were just about cooked, we added the curry powder
a little at a time; once the powder dissolved, I stirred it for a while, but it
wasn’t really thickening up. Was the recipe in the memo pad wrong?
In the end, I added a bit of wheat flour to thicken it easily. Now it didn’t
seem flavorful enough, so I threw in some butter for good measure.
Now I just had to reduce the heat and wait for the vegetables to soak up
some flavor. Meanwhile, I could go fry the toppings.
“Preeey?”
“It’s a huge catch, sir!”
“Look.”
Tama, Pochi, and Mia came running up, stopping just outside the plaza, as
they were covered in dirt.
Behind them was my teacher Hishirotoya, as well as some of the other elf
teachers who were skilled in hunting.
Goya was there, too, acting smug. From the looks of it, he’d brought
down a mountain bird.
“Good work.”
One of the elf teachers who hadn’t gone with them used Practical Magic
to clean up the hunting group.
Pochi and Mia smelled a bit strange, so I used some deodorizing magic on
them. Maybe they’d gotten caught by some kind of plant monster? Must have
been a pretty tough hunt.
We butchered the poultry, but there wasn’t enough time to marinate it
with the tandoori chicken, so I figured we could use it for toppings instead.
Some of it resembled pheasant or duck, which promised to be tasty.
I’d have loved to add some dashi to the duck and make duck hot pot or
udon, but for now I just steamed it to top a salad.
I had the elves who’d just come back from hunting sit down at the
The scent of curry was drawing more and more elves to the plaza, so we
wound up starting the feast a little earlier than planned.
There was no need for any dramatic opening remarks.
We simply worked together to start doling out curry rice and bringing it to
the tables. With the amount of people present, it felt like we were feeding a
camp or something.
For the rice, we used ordinary long-grain rice, the standard in the Ougoch
Duchy.
In the process of our spice search, I’d also found some short-grain rice,
but a curry shop I used to eat at used long-grain rice, so I just stuck with the
usual.
I prepared some naan, both plain and with raisins, but since it was
Japanese-style curry, I figured pairing it with rice was the orthodox way to
go.
“Wow, look at all these different kinds!” Arisa marveled.
In fact, I’d made four different varieties of curry: green, red, yellow, and
brown.
Thus, the initial curry feast came to an end, but there were complaints
from the elves who hadn’t been able to join in, so the festival of curry seemed
set to continue for a while.
I didn’t want to eat curry every day, so I left things to Nea and her chef
friends, who were raring to go.
Hopefully the elf village wouldn’t turn yellow in the process.
Satou here. When things are going well, I automatically get anxious.
Maybe it’s a programmer’s self-defense instinct? The fact is,
unexpected problems are going to come up whether you’re ready or
not.
In total, seventy-six of the ten thousand jellyfish had turned red. The number
seemed to be increasing, but it was still a pretty tiny percentage.
Besides, over 70 percent of the jellyfish were already trapped in Aaze’s
The Signal spell from the void golems informed me that they’d arrived at
their positions.
As each golem reached its place, target marks appeared on more and more
of the jellyfish on my map that hadn’t been locked on before.
Just to be safe, I checked that there weren’t any elves nearby who might
get hurt.
“All right. Checkmate.”
In my mind, I pulled the trigger.
The hundred Lasers I’d fired were scattered by the Condense spell,
increasing their number.
All of them were doubled over and over until eventually 3,200 bright lines
were bouncing around the void.
That was a little more than necessary, but it shouldn’t be a problem.
Tiny glimmers danced across the branches of the World Tree.
It was the Lasers piercing the jellyfish, bouncing off their transparent
remains and creating a diffused reflection.
However, the jellyfish I couldn’t directly target were still intact.
Explosion.
The most powerful attack spell of all the intermediate Explosion Magic
spells.
HURRYYYYYYYYY!
My heart burned so fiercely that I could almost feel time slowing down.
It was a similar feeling to when I’d tried to save Sara from becoming a
sacrifice for the demon lord.
Right. That time…
Just as I felt a sensation in my mind like a puzzle piece falling into place, I
arrived directly in front of the tentacle.
The instant I realized it was about to strike the dome again, I pulled back
as hard as I could to unleash a powerful punch against the building-size
tentacle.
Then, as the broken tentacle plummeted toward the trunk of the World
Tree, I quickly used Magic Hand to return Mia’s parents and Goya to the
observatory.
“You’ve got some nerve, avoiding my map search,” I muttered at the
jellyfish tentacle as I activated my new “Flashrunning” skill.
It seemed to be an advanced combination of “Skyrunning” and “Warp.”
More jellyfish tentacles emerged from other parts of the tree.
How in the world did my map search miss them?
A series of images flashed across my mind…
Removing the clogged sap near the jellyfish made them react the same
way as if you’d destroyed an egg.
Satou here. I’ve always been strangely popular with younger girls,
but I’ve never successfully confessed to an older woman. The
girlfriend I had for a while was around my same age. Am I fated to
be unappealing to older women or what?
“I’m back…”
“Welcome home. Are you hurt? Take your coat off and lie down.”
Obediently, I handed Arisa my robe and threw myself onto the living
room sofa.
After my emotional reunion with Miss Aaze, I’d used “Flashrunning” to
zip around the entire planet and help the other clans with their jellyfish
extermination.
Despite defeating a grand total of over seventy thousand jellyfish, my
level hadn’t gone up from 310.
My EXP gauge did squeak up a little, but after all that, it was no more
than 5 percent higher than before.
As far as I could tell, the cryptid category the jellyfish belonged to was
worth less EXP than the monster category, so two thousand of them yielded
about the same amount of experience as a single giant monster fish.
The jellyfish didn’t even have cores.
All of the clans’ high elves had summoned massively powerful pseudo-
spirits to do battle with the jellyfish.
They probably could have handled things without me, albeit with more
damage to the World Trees and possible injuries to the elves.
Images of the pseudo-spirits like the Beliunan clan’s golden Garuda and
the Biloanan clan’s fiery Ifrit floated through my mind as I drifted off to
sleep.
Something about traveling around the entire world on foot really took it
out of a person.
Huh? I thought Holytree was a sort of nickname or role for the high elves,
not a title.
“““Ahhhhhh!””” Aaze shrieked, as did a few other voices, like Arisa and
Lulu, from elsewhere in the plaza.
For some reason, Aaze even had tears in her eyes.
“…Th-the Ladies Holytree gave him a kiss of the covenant?” There was a
murmur from some of the elves in the crowd.
I’d been told early on that a kiss on the forehead was some kind of sacred
act, so maybe the high elves doing it to a human was particularly shocking.
“What’s wrong, Aaze? Will you not grant him one as well?” The high elf
from Biloanan raised an eyebrow.
“W-wehhh… I… I can’t…” Aaze turned bright red and shook her head
rapidly.
Darn. I would’ve liked a kiss from her, too, to be honest.
“Hero Nanashi, this is a gift of our thanks. Please accept it.”
The high elves used the Space Magic spell Garage to produce some large
blue crystals.
According to the AR, each of them contained about a ton of Holytree
Stone.
“You are free to use these however you wish. We look forward to your
decision.”
They probably wanted me to use them to take care of the Bolenan clan’s
shortage of Holytree Stones, then. Maybe there was some special reason they
“When did you seduce all those other high elves, darn it?”
“Cheater.”
Arisa and Mia grabbed my arms accusingly.
Lulu, who was running a crepe stand for the festival, looked a little
displeased as well.
Meanwhile, Nana was helping Lulu, and the beastfolk girls were hard at
work at their grilled meat skewer stand, befriending the people of Bolenan
with their usual charm.
The people of the forest didn’t seem to discriminate against races or even
“…Going.”
“No.”
“You can’t, Mia. I forbid it. The labyrinth is dangerous. None of the
children who went with Yuya and Shiya ever came back—not one! I can’t
allow it; I won’t!”
When I went to visit Mia at her family’s home, I overheard this
conversation from outside.
Mia seemed to want to go with us to the labyrinth, but her parents
wouldn’t allow it.
Of course not… I doubted any parents would want to send their child to
such a dangerous place.
“Satou.”
Mia came flying out the door and leaped into my arms.
I greeted her worried-looking parents and left to spend the day with her.
“…Wanna come.”
“Your parents would worry. Only adults are allowed to do whatever they
want.”
She probably wouldn’t like hearing that, since I was an adult myself, but I
couldn’t approve of her going against her parents’ wishes. In my opinion, you
had to be mentally and emotionally independent before you could make all
your own decisions.
“Mm. Fine.”
To my surprise, Mia relented.
There was no conflict or bitterness in her tone. In her heart, she must have
already known my answer.
For the next few days before our departure, we played from morning till
night, exploring every inch of the Bolenan Forest as if it were our personal
garden.
The horses and runosaurs were peevish from being cooped up for so long,
so we took them out hunting in a huge field.
Before we set sail, I reconfirmed with Mia’s parents that they were truly
all right with her accompanying us. They explained that betrothal or no,
Bolenan considered anyone who had exchanged forehead kisses an adult, so
they were willing to abide by Mia’s wishes.
“All right. I promise to take good care of her, then.”
“Oh yes. I have complete faith in you!”
“Mm. Trust.”
Hiro Ainana
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