Minimal Equipment Workouts Version
Minimal Equipment Workouts Version
Minimal Equipment Workouts Version
This document contains alternate versions of the programs, designed for use with
minimal equipment. If you don’t have access to a gym, you can follow this version
instead.
You will still need: dumbbells (fairly heavy) and a pull up bar.
The Workouts
Key
12F (or 12 to Failure) = Means N repetitions using a weight that will cause you to fail at
this point.
80%F = Means that when you finish this number of reps, you should have 20% of your
effort remaining.
AMRAP = As Many Reps As Possible – Perform as many reps as you can, minimizing rest
time, in a set time period
* = “times” or “multiplied”
3 * 10 * Failure = This is how a typical exercise is written. This means 3 sets of 10 reps,
each one using enough weight that this is the failure point.
[] = Drop sets live inside square brackets. No rests between these exercises.
> = Used to show drop sets. Press Up > Press Up On Knees means you drop straight to
press ups on the knees with no rest in between. Bench press * Failure > Failure > Failure
means you lower the weight 3 times in order to keep going past failure.
80 push ups
30 pull ups
80 air squats
Note: Responding to feedback I have significantly lowered the target for this routine. My
aim is never to demotivate with programs that are overly challenging! However: you
should find that this is much more doable than you think. The body adapts quickly to this
kind of training. Once you are ready, up the amount to 100 push ups, 50 pull ups, and 150
air squats.
Your goal is to complete this routine in the minimum time possible by going to failure on
each movement and alternating each in turn. Keep the rest times as low as possible and
always aim to beat the time you achieved last time. Once you can do it all in under 15
minutes, you can move to the next level. But the aim? That’s 6 minutes! Can you manage
it? Remember: this level is optional. But it’s also highly advisable to toughen up those
tendons and get the body ready for more work.
You can continue using this workout later on too, as a way to get a great pump and
improve work capacity in short spells of training. The workout can be made more difficult
with a weight vest, or by switching to more difficult variations of these moves.
Too difficult? That’s fine. I am well aware that there are people here who can’t do a single
push up or pull up. But this is how I started! If you can’t manage this, then try keeping
your knees on the ground while you perform push ups to begin with. Likewise, use a chair
for support during the pull ups. Air squats are easier while holding onto something, or
using shorter range of motion. Perform the best technique you can to failure, then drop
to the easier variation to blast out the rest of the target. Before you know it, you’ll be able
to complete each of these sets in a single go!
Pump/Volume Routine
Note: The recommendations in this routine are aspirational. They are called “intensity
techniques” for a reason! If you are not used to this type of training, then do not go to
failure to begin with during the drop sets. Train each movement to about 70% of your
maximum and then move to the next. As long as the DOMS (muscle soreness felt next
day) is beginning to become less noticeable, you can increase this by 10% per workout.
Once you can complete these drop sets as written without significant discomfort the
following day – which may take a month or two – you will already be more functional
than the vast majority of people. Listen to your body and take time off when needed.
Pushing yourself with this kind of training may otherwise lead to a muscle tear.
Note 2: For all workouts “failure” means the point at which you lose perfect form.
Mechanical Drop Set: [Dumbbell Press * 10 * Failure > Failure> Press Ups * Failure] * 3
Mechanical Drop Set: [Dumbbell Flyes * 12 * Failure > Dumbbell Press * Failure] * 3
{Lying on the floor is fine}
Drop Set: [Clapping Push Ups * Failure > Press Ups * Failure > Burns] * 2
Mechanical Drop Set [Single Arm Tricep Dips * Failure > Tricep Dip * Failure] * 3
Mechanical Drop Set: [Pull Ups * Failure > Assisted Pull Ups * Failure] {Stand on a chair,
or jump up and lower slowly}
Mechanical Drop Set: [Bicep Curls * 12 * Failure > Hammer Curls * Failure > Cheat Curls *
Failure] * 3
Drop Set: [Pronated Dumbbell Curl * 10 * Failure > Failure > Failure > Burns] * 2
Mechanical Drop Set: [Hanging Leg Raises W/Weight * Failure > Hanging Leg Raises *
Failure > Frog Kicks * Failure]
Sissy Squats 2 * 8
Burpees 3 * Failure
Burpees * 10
Dumbbell Rows * 10
Dumbbell Curls * 10
Pull Ups * 10
Tricep Dips * 10
Plank 1 Minute
Foam Rolling
Dumbbell Deadlift 4 * 4 * 80-90%1RM {Or as heavy as possible with explosive intent and
very slow eccentrics}
One Arm Pull Ups 2 * Failure {If you can’t do a one armed pull up, help yourself as
minimally as possible with the spare hand. Do for both sides.}
Mobility Routine
This workout is designed to target the areas not specifically hit with a typical big lifts
style routine.
Foam Rolling
Mobility Routine
Overload Workout – 1.5 minute rests
This workout is designed to increase the weight you are used to moving, and to
strengthen tendons and bones. It also improves work capacity.
Foam Rolling
Jump Squats 3 * 10
Mobility Routine
Powerful Movement Routine
Note that the expectation for these workouts is not that you are able to do full planche.
Practicing planche progressions might mean holding pseudo planche or crow pose –
easier versions to develop the necessary core and straight arm strength. Refer to the
bodyweight training document for progressions.
Handstand Push Ups 2 * Failure | Handstand Push Ups Against Wall * 2 * Failure
Drop Set [Clapping Push Ups * Failure > Archer Push Ups * Failure > Push Ups * Failure] *
3
Drop Set [1 Arm Tricep Dip * Failure > Tricep Dips * Failure > L-Sit * Failure]
Mobility Routine
Foam Rolling
Dynamic Stretching
Sprints 3 * 1 Minute
Mobility routine
Pull Day – 1 minute rests
Bicep Curls 2 * 8
Rows 2 * 8
Drop Set [Clapping Pull Ups * Failure > Archer Pull Ups * Failure > Pull Ups * Failure > Pull
Up Negatives * Failure]
Wrist Curls 2 * 10
2 * 1 Minute Hang
Mobility Routine
Mechanical Drop Set [Leg raises * Failure > Frog kicks * Failure]
Pike Pulses 2 * 20
Supermans 2 * 10
Mobility Routine
Full Body – 1 minute rests
Briefcase Carry 2 * 1 Minute (AMRAP) {Hold a dumbbell in one hand and walk}
Mobility Routine
SuperFunctional Routine
Pull Day – 40 second rests
Dynamic Stretching
Cartwheels * 10
Planche Progressions Holds 2 * Failure | Front Level / Front Tuck Lever Holds 2 * Failure
Drop Set [Alternating Dumbbell Curls 10 * Failure > Hammer Curls1 * Failure > Cheat
Hammer Curls2 * Failure > Chin Ups * Failure] * 2 {Same weight for drop set}
Drop Set [Pull Ups * Failure > Inverted Push Ups * Failure] * 2 {Hang a rope from the pull
up bar or a towel in order to do inverted push ups/bodyweight rows}
Foam Rolling
Jump Squats 2 * 15
Calf Jumps 2 * 15
Drop Set [Hanging Leg Raises * Failure > Frog Kicks * Failure] * 2
Bicycle Crunches * 50
1
Dumbbell curls but with a neutral grip (palms facing in). Curl across the body.
2
Swing the body to lift the weights when you can no longer do so with isolation
Mobility Routine {Eyes closed and combined with kinaesthetic meditation}
Dynamic Stretching
Ballistic Isometric Bar Bend 3 * 6 Seconds * Three joint angles {Attempt to bend your
dumbbell}
Dumbbell Press 3 * 8
Handstand Push Ups 2 * Failure | Assisted Handstand Push Ups 2 * Failure {Eyes Closed}
Drop Set [Dips * Failure – Rest Pause - Dips * Failure > Press Ups * Failure > Burns]
Drop Set [Clapping Press Ups * Failure > Press Ups * Failure]
Drop Set [One Arm Tricep Dips * Failure > Tricep Dips] * 2
1 Minute Juggling
Mechanical Drop Set: [Knuckle Push Ups * Failure > Finger Push Ups * Failure] * 2
Briefcase Carry 2 * 1 Minute (AMRAP) {Hold a dumbbell in one hand and walk}
The Diets
Remember:
Men:
BMR = 66 + (6.23 x weight in pounds) + (12.7 x height in inches) – (6.8 x age in years)
Women:
BMR = 655 + (4.35 x weight in pounds) + (4.7 x height in inches) – (4.7 x age in years)
To turn this into your AMR, you then multiply that amount by:
Calculate your calories in, based on the AMR calculation above. Calculating precise
amounts to meet calorie targets is time consuming, but by having consistent meals, you
can solve this problem. Make a note of your quantities, then prepare the same amount of
each day! Revisit monthly to adjust to your new metrics.
This option makes the cut for the density of nutrients – and of course any time you eat a
bowl of milk you’ll be getting some beneficial protein.
To make this one, you are going to take a muesli cereal (no added sugar) and then add:
Sliced grapes
Sliced bananas
Sunflower seeds
This also has the added bonus of being a good source of energy. Adjust quantity such
that this makes up 10% of your AMR.
Suggested lunch meal:
Greek Salad
This is very easy to make and is also extremely affordable. It is nutrient dense, simple,
and low calorie.
To make a Greek salad, simply cut cucumber, red pepper, and cherry tomatoes into small
cubes. Do the same with some feta cheese (just a small amount if you want to keep it low
calorie).
Eat with one or two eggs. Prepare the night before and refrigerate.
Stir together and enjoy! Adjust the quantity such that this makes up 20% of your AMR.
Dinner guidance:
Dinner is an opportunity to enjoy what you eat. However, it should be fairly conservative
so as to avoid providing the remaining 75% of your calorie intake. It should also still be
relatively “simple.” The point is simply that you don’t need to “stress” about this
decision.
Total calorie deficit should be around 200-300 calories. However, if it is occasionally over
or under that number, this does not hugely matter. The aim is to maintain a calorie deficit
over time, not get caught up in the minutiae.
Also: no snacking in between meals with additional calories. Even coffee should be black
until evening.
It is always recommended to include one cheat day to improve adherence and prevent
adaptation.
Adjust amounts and supplement with protein shake to reach calorie and protein goals.
Scrambled Egg
High Protein | Low Carb | Nutritious | Extremely Quick | Extremely Affordable
Simply take whole eggs and beat in a jug until mixed. Add butter to a pan and melt. Add
eggs to pan and toss to keep them scrambled. Eggs provide the good types of fat that
raise testosterone, as well as all the amino acids, choline, and much more.
Adjust quantities to provide 15% of your AMR.
Followed by:
Cottage Cheese + Fruit
High Protein | Nutritious | Extremely Quick | High Calorie | Low Carb | Great Source of
Energy
Exactly like it sounds. This is cottage cheese, with fruit in it. Recommended fruits
include strawberry, blueberry, and banana.
The cottage cheese is again a fantastic source of protein (casein protein specifically,
which is slow release). Adding fruit improves the flavour and provides more recovery-
boosting micronutrients.
Adjust quantities to provide 20% of your AMR.
An easy salad + protein meal that you can make is a chicken Caesar salad. To make this
one, you just need a cooked chicken breast and a side salad. Make the side salad the
same way as before, but now add to it some croutons, cheddar flakes, some avocado,
and some olives cut in half.
You can add a Caesar dressing, or you can make your own. To make your own, use some
vinegar, a little bit of lemon juice (squeezed from half a lemon), and a pinch of salt and/or
olive oil.
Eat with an optional side of bread with butter. Follow with fruit (recommended: apple)
and a piece of dark chocolate.
Adjust quantities to provide 35% of your AMR.
Dinner guidance:
Again, the aim is not to worry about dinner, but to aim to reach the goal of 200-300
calories over AMR as often as possible. Enjoy the meals and this time aim for a variety of
different foods.
Note: Supplement with the necessary amount of protein shake/increase the amount of
chicken and eggs to boost protein and calories.
The full list of food options is included in the meal plan supplement (or you can make
your own). Aim to consume 20% of your AMR for breakfast, 20% for lunch, and 15% on
snacks throughout the day. Supplement with protein shake as needed.
The SuperFunctional Diet also recommends a 2X “fasting” day. Here, you will skip
breakfast and lunch entirely, aiming for a 16-hour period of no eating. This includes
supplements such as BCAAs and even milk in coffee.
Brain Training
Level 1
Session 1
Mindfulness Meditation 10 minutes
Session 2
Dual N-Back Training 5 minutes | Mental Chess/Arithmetic 5 minutes
Level 2
Session 1
Mindfulness Meditation 5 Minutes
Session 2
Hakalau Meditation 5 Minutes
Session 3
Non-Dominant Handwriting 5 minutes: [Dream Recall | Memory Retrieval]
Level 3
Session 1
Mindfulness Meditation 5 Minutes
Session 2
Image Streaming 5 Minutes
Level 4
Session 1
Mindfulness Meditation 5 Minutes
Session 2
Optional: Breath Holding O2 * 3 | Breath Holding CO2 * 3 {Alternate}