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【1001】The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss
【1001】The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss
1001 乔伊亲了瑞秋之后
在 barbados 宾馆内,钱德、莫妮和菲比意外发现隔壁不隔音,可以同时监听乔伊和瑞秋的
约会,以及另一边罗斯和查理的约会。
罗斯和乔伊分别喊暂停,决定要先和对方谈谈再有所行动。
在回纽约的飞机上,罗斯对乔伊坦白,乔伊却因故开不了口。
莫妮梳了个黑人贝壳头,钱德喜欢《选美警花》,菲比发现迈克另有个女朋友。
罗斯撞见乔伊和瑞秋拥吻,呆立当场。
Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe listen through the thin walls as Ross makes out
Before things go too far, Ross decides he better talk to Joey about Charlie.
Monica gets cornrows put in her hair to overcome the frizziness caused by the
humidity.
Ross talks with Joey about Charlie on the flight home, but Joey can't bring
息告诉(某人)] her.
Monica's hair causes her problems at home, so she agrees to get rid of the
cornrows.
[Barbados, Monica and Chandler's Room. They both enter from Ross's
frizzy adj.头发卷曲的
Monica: Oh, the way you crushed Mike at ping pong was such a turn-
Chandler: You know, I'd love to, but I'm a little tired.
pillowcase n.枕头套
(they start to get ready, but then Phoebe enters through the door
Phoebe: Hey!
Phoebe: Well, okay, Mike's taking a shower, which by the way there's
no law against. And then we're gonna grab some food, so if you
want...
take a shower v.洗澡
(there's a door slamming in Ross's room, and some indistinct
murmuring)
Monica: Yeah, you can hear everything through these stupid walls.
push-up n.俯卧撑/tricep<解>三头肌
(they all put their ear against the wall to be able to hear what's
being said. We move to Ross's room where he and Charlie are kissing.)
Charlie: Ooh... Dr. Geller!
Ross: God, you're amazing... I didn't even have to ask you to call me
that.
Monica: No,I'm not sure that it's the best way to hear everything.
my friend.
eavesdrop v.偷听
(Phoebe starts to listen at the other wall, where Rachel's room is.
Joey: Ooh... I can't believe I'm kissing you. I'm kissing Rachel!
(they start to kiss again, and Phoebe turns to Chandler and Monica)
Monica: What?
Rachel: ooh...
Chandler: Wow!
(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing
and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they
continue kissing. We're back in Chandler and Monica's room. Monica
has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)
Monica: (muffled) Thank you.
OPENING CREDITS
Rachel: Hey, you know, before you said that nothing could happen
Rachel: What? Ross and Charlie? (Joey nods) Wow! She's really making
Chandler: How about the dinosaur twins in the other room? No-one is
man vt.在...就位 给...配置人员[eg: The management manned the ship with experienced
hands]
Chandler: Anything?
Monica: Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler makes a
clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall.
Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie,
Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with
the same person we came with.
Chandler: That's not true. I came with Monica and I'm leaving with
Weird Al.
Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic (born October 23 1959) is an American singer,
musician, satirist(n.讽刺作家), parodist(n.嘲讽性模仿作品的作者), songwriter,
accordionist(n.手风琴手), and television producer. Yankovic is known in particular
for his humorous songs that make light of(v.轻视) popular culture and that often
parody specific songs by contemporary musical acts. Since receiving his first
accordion(n.手风琴) lesson a day before his seventh birthday, he has sold more than
12 million albums (more than any comedy act in history),recorded more than 150
parody and original songs,and has performed more than 1,000 live shows. His works
have earned him three Grammy Awards among nine nominations, four gold records, and
six platinum records in the United States. Yankovic's first top ten Billboard album
and single were both released in 2006, nearly three decades into his career.In
addition to recording his albums, Yankovic has written and starred in his own movie
and television show, directed music videos for himself and other artists including
Ben Folds and Hanson. He has also made guest appearances on television shows such
as The Simpsons, Behind the Music, Johnny Bravo, Space Ghost Coast to Coast and
Robot Chicken, in addition to starring in his own Al TV specials.
Monica: Okay, I've had it with the hair jokes. Tomorrow morning,
buckwheat <植>荞麦/Billie Thomas (originally William Thomas, Jr.) (March 12, 1931
– October 10, 1980) was an American child actor best remembered for portraying the
character of Buckwheat in the Our Gang (Little Rascals) short films from 1934 until
the series' end in 1944. He was a native of Los Angeles, California.Although the
character he played was often the subject of controversy in later years for
containing elements of the "pickaninny[n.(在美国及西印度群岛)(轻蔑语)黑人的小孩]"
stereotype, Thomas always defended his work in the series, pointing out that
Buckwheat and the rest of the black Our Gang kids were treated as equals with the
white kids in the series. The 1980s Little Rascals(n.淘气鬼) animated series
adapted from the Our Gang comedies addressed the problem by changing Buckwheat into
a clever inventor who is always building ingenious machines for the gang.After Our
Gang was discontinued(v.停止) in 1944, Thomas played some small parts in other
films, but soon left show business altogether. As an adult, he worked as a film lab
technician with the Technicolor corporation.Thomas died of a heart attack on
October 10 1980, in Los Angeles, California, at the age of 49. Three years after
Thomas's death, his character was parodied by Eddie Murphy on Saturday Night Live
in a sketch that had Buckwheat as the target of an assassination(n.暗杀). His
assassin(n.暗杀者), "John David Stutts" (also played by Murphy), was in turn later
assassinated in a scene that parallels Lee Harvey Oswald's murder by Jack Ruby. It
was meant to be a parody on the extensive and overindulgent(adj.过度溺爱的) media
coverage of the recent John Lennon assassination and the attempt on Ronald Reagan's
life. In particular, the exessive amount of attention given to the assassin. The
real Buckwheat's son, William Thomas, Jr., strongly protested Murphy's sketch.
Phoebe: You gotta hear this, it's great... It's like free porn!
Ross: Weh...
Ross: No, NO! (they're moving to the side of the bed, where they sit
down) Look, I need to talk to Joey. I mean, you guys just broke up.
Before anything more happens between us, I need to know he's okay
with it.
Charlie: I uhm... I completely understand.
Ross: Alright, I'm gonna go find them... (twitches a bit, looks down)
I just need a... need a before I can... you know. (gestures standing
up... they sit and wait for a while) Grandma... grandma... grandma...
(he tries to concentrate...) Okay, I see you later.
twitch v.骤然一抽 抽搐
Charlie: Okay...
(Chandler and Monica's, all three of them are listening at the wall
Congeniality!
Monica: Honey, if you know it through a wall, you know it too well!
(They are still listening at the wall, when Ross enters their room)
resort n.胜地
Monica: (also hugs the wall) Yeah, we had a great time, thank you!
(walks to Phoebe)
caress v.抚爱
him?
Ross: Thanks! (walks out of the room and starts hugging the wall)
(they rush to the wall to Rachel and Joey's, and we move to that
room)
Ross: (knocks on door) Rach, you there? (Joey and Rachel both get up
Rachel: Oh, ju-ju-just stay calm. Just be calm. For all he knows
we're just hanging out together. Right? Just be nonchalant. (Joey
like stands at attention with his chest forward and his hands on his
sides, looking up at the ceiling with his lips pouted.) That's not
nonchalant!
nonchalant adj.冷静的 冷淡的/ stands at attention v.立正/pout v.撅嘴
(When Rachel starts to look under the bed if Joey would fit under
there, Chandler opens the door in between the rooms, grabs Joey by
his shirt and drags him to his room, and closes the door again)
Rachel: There's no room under the bed. (looks around because she
Rachel: Yeah... (still looking to see where Joey went, and opens the
door)
Ross: Hey.
Rachel: Hi...
there)
(Monica and Chandler's room. Phoebe, Monica and Chandler have their
(Now Joey also wants to listen, and wants to press his ears against
the door, which has a big mirror on it, he hesitates seeing himself
in the mirror, but still puts his ear against it. We move again to
Rachel's room.)
Ross: And then she told me that she and Joey had broken up, and that
part of the reason was that she had feelings for me.
Rachel: (clearly not listening and still trying to find out where
Ross: And you know I wanted to ask Charlie out since the day I met
her.
Rachel: (still searching) Oh, I know... I know it's been really hard
for you.
Ross: Anyway, one thing lead to another, and... oh... before you know
it, we were kissing. I mean, how angry do you think Joey is gonna be?
Rachel: (now looking up at the ceiling) That is hard to say, Ross.
Ross: You know, I gotta go find him. He's gotta be here someplace.
Rachel: Joey!
Joey: Is he gone?
Rachel: (still can't find him) How are you doing this?
(Joey now enters the room through the door, Monica, Chandler and
Joey: Pssst...
Rachel: How... wha... Hey! What are you... What is this? Have you
Rachel: Ah, what is this? Well, let's see, we kissed for ten minutes
and now we're talking to our friends about it, so I guess this is
sixth grade!
Phoebe: Oh no... Have you thought about it how complicated this could
Geller!
Rachel: All right, look you guys... Look, we appreciate all the
advice, but this is between Joey and me and I think we can handle
it...
Chandler: Okay, well we'll go back in there, but will you do one
Rachel: Sure...
Chandler: Enunciate!
enunciate vt.清晰地发音
talk to Ross.
hold off v. 拖延[eg: They will hold off their decision until Monday]
Rachel: Yeah... Yeah, we can wait, we don't have to do anything
tonight.
Joey: Yeah, I think that'd be best... So, so I'm gonna... I'm gonna
take off...
Rachel: (Joey walks to the door) Although...
Rachel: I mean, you know... Ross and I haven't dated in like... six
years...
high school<美>中学
Rachel: No...
Rachel: Yeah...
Rachel: Forgotten.
(They want to kiss, but just before their lips touch, Rachel pulls
Rachel: Nothing...
here...
(again, just before their lips touch, she pulls back, gasping)
head...
Joey: Well, maybe I can help. (he grabs her head passionately, closes
his eyes and kisses... Ross in Rachel's dress! He realises it too
late, and when he does, pushes Ross's/Rachel's head away)
Both: Yeah
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Ross: Hey!
Chandler: Hey!
Chandler: Not quite. Monica's still at the salon, and I'm just
finishing packing.
Bible n.《圣经》
(Charlie now also enters the room, Chandler walks to the bathroom)
Ross: Hey!
on the plane.
Charlie: PHD
(Monica enters, with her hair braided and little shells at the end)
shellfish n.贝
Monica: And listen to this... (shakes her body so the shells tingle)
tingle vi.叮叮作响
Chandler: What d'ya know... It's a treat for the eyes and the ears.
Joey: Whoo, whoo. Wow, it's uhm... kinda weird that I'm sitting next
Chandler: Yeah, it's almost if Air Barbados doesn't care about your
social life.
Ross: Oh, I uh, I mean, I... dude, I spent the whole conference with
Charlie.
Joey: I understand...
Ross: No, I'll do it. (he quickly grabs Joey's boarding pass and
Chandler: Wish I could switch with someone. I really don't wanna sit
Allen Ezail Iverson (born June 7, 1975, in Hampton, Virginia), nicknamed A.I. and
The Answer, is an American professional basketball player for the Denver Nuggets of
the National Basketball Association. An 11-year veteran at the age of 32, he is
considered to be one of the most prolific and consistent scorers(n.得分手) in the
history of the game (his career average of 28 points per contest is third all-time
behind only Michael Jordan and Wilt Chamberlain).
Phoebe: Uhm... You know, once we're in the air and the captain turns
off the seatbelt sign... you feel free to roam about my cabin...
roam about v.漫游/seat belt sign n.安全带警示灯
Mike: You should be careful when checking your overhead bins, 'cause
bin n.箱柜
overhead bin
Mike: Oh...
Phoebe: What?
someone.
Phoebe: Oh, okay... good. You do that. And then when you get home,
maybe there'll be a special delivery package waiting for you.
special delivery package n.快递包裹
Mike: Maybe I'll sign for it. Tear it open. Pull out the packing
material...
Phoebe: You know what, we're gonna have sex. Let's just leave it
there.
Ross: Right, I'm gonna go talk to Joey. I think this is the right
time. He's always in a good mood after the flight attendant says
"duty free".
flight attendant n.空乘/duty free adv.免税地
Rachel: Ross is coming over. I think now would be a really good time
to talk to him.
Rachel: Okay, well keep in mind that by the time you're done, they'll
Joey: Ooh...
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: Yeah, yeah sure! Yeah! (mouths "Good luck" to Joey and gets
Ross: Hey!
Joey: Hey!
Joey: Yeah?
Ross: Okay, last night after you guys broke up... so sorry to hear
about that, by the way... Well, Charlie and I were talking, and...,
well...
Joey: You kissed.
Ross: Wha... (gasps) What? What would give you that idea?
okay.
Ross: What?
Joey: It's okay. You know, I totally understand, alright? You guys,
make way more sense than her and I ever did, you know. And... I want
you to be happy.
Ross: Are you serious?
Ross: No, I mean it. You are so loyal man, and selfless, and
generous...
Ross: You know what? I know Chandler longer, so I always think of him
as my best friend, but now... I may have to rethink some stuff...
Joey: Dude!
(They both hug, and Rachel, who was in the back of the plane, sees
Ross: Thanks!
Joey: Yeah.
Ross: Hi!
Ross: Yeah!
Ross: Oh, no, it's great. It's great. He is... He is an amazing guy.
Ross: Are you kidding? I have had some very dirty dreams about
this...
Rachel: Excuse me! (and she walks back to Joey, who is still looking
very impressed about what Ross said to him. Rachel looks at him and
hits him.) You didn't tell him, did you?
Joey: I couldn't. He was saying all these really nice things about
me. I didn't want him to get mad and take 'em all back. I'm on a edge
on Chandler.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Mike: Oh, err... no, she's not here yet. You know, I think I'm just
gonna take off and break up with her over the phone...
coffee table.
Phoebe: Her name is Precious? Is she a purebred or did you pick her
up at the pound?
give you a heads-up<俚>提个醒 告诉你一下[eg: Hey, just wanna give you a heads-up,
Phoebe: Okay, oh and you know, if she gets upset, just scratch her
tummy and give her a liver snout. (laughs and hangs up the phone)
tummy n.肚子/snout n.猪嘴
That Phoebe?
Phoebe: Enchanté (she holds out her hand, and they shake hands)
Monica: Yeah!
you're not having them taken out... say, at the break of dawn?
bolero n.(轻快的西班牙)波利乐舞曲
Apocalypse Now is a 1979 Academy Award and Golden Globe winning American film set
during the Vietnam War. It tells the story of Army Captain Benjamin L. Willard who
is sent into the jungle to assassinate United States Army Special Forces Colonel
Walter E. Kurtz, who is said to have gone insane. The film has been viewed as a
journey into the darkness of the human psyche(n.灵魂).The film was directed by
Francis Ford Coppola from a script by Coppola, John Milius and Michael Herr, and
was in large part based on Joseph Conrad's novella(n.中篇小说) Heart of Darkness
(1899), as well as drawing elements from Herr's "Dispatches" (1977). It was also
notably influenced by Werner Herzog's Aguirre, the Wrath(n.愤怒) of God (1972),
especially in its imagery(n.比喻). Coppola himself has noted, "Aguirre, with its
incredible imagery, was a very strong influence. I'd be remiss(adj.疏忽的) if I
didn't mention it."The film stars Martin Sheen as Captain Benjamin L. Willard
(based on Marlow in Conrad's novella), Marlon Brando as Colonel Kurtz, Dennis
Hopper as a photojournalist(n.摄影记者), and Robert Duvall in an Oscar-nominated
turn as the wild Lt. Colonel Bill Kilgore. The movie became notorious in the
entertainment press due to its lengthy and troubled production. In the end, Coppola
had to finance the film with his own money.
Monica: You know what? I don't care. I like it like this, and I'm
gonna keep it. You're just jealous because your hair can't do this...
(and she shakes her head more violently) OUCH!
Chandler: Hit yourself in the tooth?
Ross: (gasps) Hi... There she is. Hi Emma. Oh my God, I missed you.
(kisses her) Oh Emma, I missed you so much. Hey... Did you have a
good time with grandma Green? Huh? Did she give you a bottle of anti-
depressants again to use as a rattle? (to Rachel)
milligrams.
milligram n.毫克
Ross: Ooh hey, Emma, daddy has some presents for you okay? Okay? I
Ross: Oh, it's all over everything. Why? Why me? (looks up)
Ross: Oh, not another one! Oh my G... And this is moisturizer. It's
even harder to clean! Why? Why do bad things happen to good people?
moisturizer n.润肤膏(或霜 露)
Phoebe: Okay, bye. Alright, so Mike's on his way over. See, you
thought you guys were meeting here, and he thought you were meeting
at the restaurant, so you know... Doesn't really matter who's right
or wrong. Point is... I'm gonna take off.
Precious: I'm not letting you leave until you tell me what's going on
Phoebe: Yeah, I can't say that. uhm... Susie, I'm gonna be straight
with you... Mike and I are back together... and uhm... unfortunately
that effectively ends your relationship with him. And he's very sorry
about that and wishes you the best of luck in all your endeavors.
Precious: Oh, why would he do this? I mean, what's wrong with me?
Phoebe: Damn it woman, pull yourself together! Have some pride, for
Precious: I just can't believe that Mike didn't give me any warning.
Precious: Oh, my God, maybe you're right. Maybe I don't need him. I
Precious: Screw you, Mike. You're a coward and a bastard, and I hope
rot v.腐烂
(she slaps him in the face, Mike looks like he doesn't believe what
everything okay?
Monica: Well, I was dancing around, and singing "No Woman, No Cry"
Monica: Oh, well, I can move... (she moves back and forth the shower
curtain rail, opening and closing the shower curtain with her hair as
she goes)
back and forth adv.来回地/rail v.顺着轨道滑行
Chandler: If I untangle you, will you please get rid of the cornrows?
untangle v.解开
frayed.
Joey: Hey!
Rachel: Hi!
Joey: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... I think it's better if you
tell him, you know. It's easier for a woman. That way, you know, if
he gets mad, all you have to do is go... I didn't mean it. I'm so
so--ooory. (he pushes his breasts together from the side)
Rachel: Yeah, 'cause that's what we do.
Joey: Alright, alright, okay, uhm... How 'bout this, how about this?
Rachel: Okay, that sounds fair. It just means that once again we
can't...
Joey: Good night! (they give each other a kiss again, but this time
it lasts longer)
Rachel: Okay.
(Now they kiss passionately... and then Ross enters with Emma. They
freeze, pull away and look at Ross who looks like he just can't
believe what he's seeing. Joey straightens his shirt)
pull away v.脱身/straighten v.弄直
Rachel: I'm so-oo sorry (presses her breasts together, just like Joey
did before.)
CLOSING CREDITS
Rasta hat
THE END