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Sigma Rule #1: Get Paid.

Sigma Rule #2: Disrespect Women And Put Them In Their Place.
Sigma Rule #3: Never Listen To Given Advice.
Sigma Rule #4: Never Stop With The Grind.
Sigma Rule #5: Never Fall In Love.
Sigma Rule #6: Always Think About The Pay.
Sigma Rule #7: Always Look Fabulous.
Sigma Rule #8: Enjoy Whiskey.
Sigma Rule #9: Wear Cool Sunglasses.
Sigma Rule #10: Never Flirt.
Sigma Rule #11: Eat Good Food.
Sigma Rule #12: Become Gazzilionaire.
Sigma Rule #13: Become CEO Of Soap Company.
Sigma Rule #14: Find Cheap Workers.
Sigma Rule #15: Become A Terraria Connoisseur.
Sigma Rule #16: Watch Hentai For Plot.
Sigma Rule #17: Call People Bozo's.
Sigma Rule #18: Never Fall Off.
Sigma Rule #19: Hate On Mushrooms.
Sigma Rule #20: Never Get Caught Mid Act.
Sigma Rule #21: Don't Threaten Others Using Violence.
Sigma Rule #22: Toxic Masculinity Comes First.
Sigma Rule #23: Don't Show Your Weaknesses.
Sigma Rule #24: Make Beta's Your Underlings And Exploit Them.
Sigma Rule #25: Get Vaccine For Everything.
Sigma Rule #26: Destroy Your Enemies.
Sigma Rule #27: Don't Do Drugs.
Sigma Rule #28: Become A Medium-Rare Steak Enthusiast.
Sigma Rule #29: Gamble.
Sigma Rule #30: Watch Anime.
Sigma Rule #31: Hate On Gingers.
Sigma Rule #32: Keep Pistol In Pocket At All Times.
Sigma Rule #33: Never Get Caught Off Guard.
Sigma Rule #34: Trust Only The People Who Pay You.
Sigma Rule #35: Don't Live In The U.S.A.
Sigma Rule #36: Play SigmaGrind Music.
Sigma Rule #37: Protect Your Family.
Sigma Rule #38: Wear A Suit At All Times.
Sigma Rule #39: Start Every Word With A Capital Letter.
Sigma Rule #40: Grow Your Hair Out And Pull It Back.
Sigma Rule #41: Only Open Up To People You Can Trust.
Sigma Rule #42: Start Enjoying Food That You Never Liked.
Sigma Rule #43: Have Naturally Wavy Hair.
Sigma Rule #44: Never Become Popular For Convenience.
Sigma Rule #45: Keep Your Homies Close.
Sigma Rule #46: Don't Let Your Wife Get Divorce.
Sigma Rule #47: Dislike Children For No Reason.
Sigma Rule #48: Don't Keep Your Money In The Bank.
Sigma Rule #49: Invest.
Sigma Rule #50: Always Be Serious.
Sigma Rule #51: Make Your Basement A Go-Go Club And Call it The Cum Shaft.
Sigma Rule #52: Go On Vacation Frequently.
Sigma Rule #53: Enjoy Pepsi Over Coca-Cola.
Sigma Rule #54: Get A Cat And Cherish It.
Sigma Rule #55: Always Be Right.
Sigma Rule #56: Make People Fear You.
Sigma Rule #57: Use Purple Heart Emoji.
Sigma Rule #58: Have People Call You Sir/Mr.
Sigma Rule #59: Do Gaming.
Sigma Rule #60: Hate Flies.
Sigma Rule #61: Hate Waste.
Sigma Rule #62: Keep Your Hands Clean At All Times.
Sigma Rule #63: Have A Lot Of Knowledge.
Sigma Rule #64: Never Act Childish.
Sigma Rule #65: Never Sit Straight.
Sigma Rule #66: Be Hetero.
Sigma Rule #67: Laugh At LGBTQIA+ People.
Sigma Rule #68: Your Favorite Number Is 122.
Sigma Rule #69: Nice.
Sigma Rule #70: Always Be Right.
Sigma Rule #71: Get Maidens.
Sigma Rule #72: Have Nice Perfume.
Sigma Rule #73: Don't Act Like Some Hoes.
Sigma Rule #74: Always Speak Up Even When Not Asked.
Sigma Rule #75: Always Win.
Sigma Rule #76: No Wife.
Sigma Rule #77: Involve Yourself In Other's Problems.
Sigma Rule #78: Fear Your Mom.
Sigma Rule #79: Make Them Wait For You.
Sigma Rule #80: Insult People For No Reason.
Sigma Rule #81: Fear Bee's.
Sigma Rule #82: Have Mutiple Un-Important Skills.
Sigma Rule #83: Burn Your Enemies, And Their Houses.
Sigma Rule #84: Extract If Things Go South *They Never Should*.
Sigma Rule #85: Never Make Mistakes.
Sigma Rule #86: Always Be Right.
Sigma Rule #87: You Are What You Eat.
Sigma Rule #88: Stay Calm At All Times.
Sigma Rule #89: Don't Let People Mock You.
Sigma Rule #90: Be Vulgar.
Sigma Rule #91: Be Ferocious.
Sigma Rule #92: Learn Martial Arts.
Sigma Rule #93: Keep A Sword On Your Back Like Characters In Games.
Sigma Rule #94: Only Drink Latte Or Cappucino.
Sigma Rule #95: Don't Waste Money.
Sigma Rule #96: Never Forget Where You Came From.
Sigma Rule #97: Always Act Edgy And Cool.
Sigma Rule #98: Never Serve Anyone, Have Them Serve You.
Sigma Rule #99: Have Short Memory.
Sigma Rule #100: By Now You Have Become JigaChad you better thank me fool.

Sigma Rule #101: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkUJv6wz0RI

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