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    The document contains 33 riddles related to computers, computer parts, and technology. Many riddles play on common computer terms like cookies, spam, crashing, monitors, keyboards, mice, viruses, websites, Windows, and more. Examples include riddles about how computers snack on cookies and spam, what Bill Gates uses to enter his house, and why a computer went to the nurse.

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    The document contains 33 riddles related to computers, computer parts, and technology. Many riddles play on common computer terms like cookies, spam, crashing, monitors, keyboards, mice, viruses, websites, Windows, and more. Examples include riddles about how computers snack on cookies and spam, what Bill Gates uses to enter his house, and why a computer went to the nurse.

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    Computer Riddles

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    The document contains 33 riddles related to computers, computer parts, and technology. Many riddles play on common computer terms like cookies, spam, crashing, monitors, keyboards, mice, viruses, websites, Windows, and more. Examples include riddles about how computers snack on cookies and spam, what Bill Gates uses to enter his house, and why a computer went to the nurse.

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    1. How do computers snack?

    They eat cookies and spam one byte at a time

    2. How do you crash a PC? Switch it on.

    3. How do you know when a computer monitor is sad? When it breaks down

    4. How does Bill Gates enter his house? He uses “windows”.

    5. I am in the school or home. I have a mouse. You can use me for work or games. You can use me for
    email I know! What am I? I am a computer

    6. I have an end but no beginning, a home but no family, a space without room. I never speak but there
    is no word I cannot make. What am I? A keyboard

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    7. I have many keys but usually only two or three locks. What am I? A Computer Keyboard

    8. I live above a star but never burn. I have 11 neighbors but they never turn. My initials are p, q, r and
    sometimes s. What am I? Number 7 on a phone keypad.

    9. What company makes billions of dollars selling Windows? Microsoft

    10. What computer sings the best? A Dell

    11. What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard? Sorry, you’re not my type.

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    12. What did the computer eat on the moon? Space bars.
    13. What did the dentist say to the computer? This won’t hurt a byte.

    14. What do computer experts do at weekends? Go for a disk drive.

    15. What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips!

    16. What do the cookie and the computer have in common? They both have chips.

    17. What do you call a computer hero? A screen saver

    18. What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac.

    19. What do you get if you stuff your computer’s disk drive with herbs? A thyme machine.

    20. What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer? A big mac

    21. What does a computer do when it’s tired? It crashes

    22. What happened when the computer geeks met? It was love at first site!

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    23. What is an aliens favorite place on a computer? The space bar

    24. Who was the first computer technician? Eve. She had an Apple in one hand and a Wang in the other.

    25. Why are computer nerds called ninjas? They can handle a the terrorbyte-ing computer!
    26. Why are you like a computer whiz? Because it seems you know how to turn my software to
    hardware.

    27. Why can’t computers play tennis? They try to surf the net.

    28. Why couldn’t the elephant use the computer? He was afraid of the mouse!

    29. Why did Sally’s computer keep sneezing? It had a virus

    30. Why did the computer get glasses? To improve his web sight.

    31. Why did the computer go to the nurse? It had a Virus

    32. Why did the spider get a job in I.T? He was a great web designer!

    33. Why do they not allow you to fart in an Apple Store? Because they don’t have Windows.

    34. Why is a computer so smart? It listens to its motherboard.

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