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Do you love your cat? Well, no self-respecting cat mom or dad would let their baby grow up without a solid grounding in gun safety.
Not only does this resource cover gun safety, which can be at times a difcult subject to breach with your
kittens, it also covers abstinence, drugs, and satanism!
Nine lives arent an excuse to be ignorant of the dangers as well as the ups and downs of living a healthy and
safe life, free from gun-related accidents.
With this book you’ll sleep easy, knowing Whiskers has all the tools that he needs to go out into the world in a
safe and positive manner.
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Outwitting Squirrels: 101 Cunning Stratagems
The full title is quite the mouthful. “Outwitting Squirrels: 101 Cunning Stratagems to Reduce Dramatically the Egregious
Misappropriation of Seed from Your Birdfeeder by Squirrels”
Do squirrels always seem one step ahead of the game to you? I know they did for me… but after this book, I can
call them thoroughly and utterly outwitted.
Honestly, I can say that now as I walk down the street, the squirrels turn their heads as to not make eye contact.
It’s truly a liberating feeling.
There are, as the title suggests a full 101 stratagems within these 240 pages, and honestly, it proves itself to be
the best guidebook out there since the 2nd, and 1st edition.
Coloring Books!
Toilet Paper Origami: Delight your Guests with Fancy
Folds
Have you ever been waiting outside a bathroom, and the person inside seems to be spending a little too much time in there. Well,
now you know that they’ve read this book.
Whether you’re the slow pooper or the kind of person who likes to be prepared for when your phone inevitably
runs out of battery, and you’re left sitting there vulnerably, without utilizing the time for something productive.
I had lived my life as a lone toilet paper-folding enthusiast, though, upon leaving the privy, left a single toilet paper
rose.
Someone found that rose, stalking through the establishment, trying to fnd their toilet paper Adonis, for the rose
held such beauty. And that my friend, is how I met your mother.
Crucial survival information when dealing with one of the world’s smallest menaces.
I’m going to even with you on this one, it wasn’t until reading this book that I discovered how menacing these little
creatures can be, at frst you’ll see one, then two, three, fve, eight, and just like a Fibonacci tornado of tiny shovels
and pickaxes you’ll be on your back foot dealing with a great uprising! You need to nip it in the bud as soon as
possible.
Identifcation is the frst step to securing you and your family’s future, the garden gnome can be a tricky beast but
at the same time, you may fnd you’re often mistaking them for less aggressive gnomes… at the end of the day the
more information you have the better, which is why this book will come in handy.
Last but not least, you’ll gain vitally important knowledge about the possible infltration methods, and before too
long you’ll know just how to identify that the draft of air blowing through your house is a sign of an intruder newly
entered!
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I Don't Care if My Best Friend's Mom is a
Her.
There wasn’t enough title space to fnish this monstrosity in this website, but the fnal part is: “Because its the new millennium”
(naturally)
My middle school teacher always told me, “When you don’t understand something, sit down, and slowly try to
deconstruct it.” So let us do just that, and see if we come to any conclusions about this book. Which I will also
note, is only volume one.
So, my best friend’s mom is a sasquatch. I can accept this reality.
I don’t care if she’s a sasquatch. I guess, this too I can accept. I like to think that I’m the kind of person who
wouldn’t care if my best friend’s mom was one.
But wait. I only don’t care (if I’m reading this right), because she’s Hot. Well, that’s just wrong. I’m sure she is an
amazing person. After all, she raised my best friend, and I like them!
OH AND I’M WHAT!
Have you been storing your cat’s hair, waiting for your moment? Well, your moment is now.
Crafting with Cat Hair is the kind of page-turner that keeps you up at night. Not only will do I love it, but my Cat
(always loving the brush) also can’t put it down either.
Kaori Tsutaya goes above and beyond in the hunt for literary perfection, covering the topic from the garden of
Eden (gathering the cat’s hair) right through to the completion of the world (crafting cats from your cats).
The Hufngton Post says: “It caught our attention.” … and that’s all you really need to know before you take the
leap and join the immensely immense world of crafting with cat hair.
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The fact of the matter is, if you have something to teach, people will want to learn. And this book teaches a lot.
No book in this list has riled up the critics in such a controversial way.
“What are these images, and why not?” ~ are some of the questions you may ask. But this book is here for a
reason… and the frst step is understanding that. The second step is accepting it.
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Crap Taxidermy
At the end of the day, there’s nothing interesting about good taxidermy.
It’s often overlooked that when you’re on your way to mastering an art, you have to sometimes make a few
crappy versions of, well, whatever you’re working on to get to the top. You won’t really be surprised to fnd that
taxidermy is no exception to this rule.
Now, if staring at re-animated animals like that weird guy in American Beauty does it for you, then you’re in for a
true treat, as Crap Taxidermy puts on display some of the strangest, weirdest, spine-tingling, very often act-
against-mother-nature level displays including many a one-eyed beast.
For me though, I consider this book the opposite of a coffee table talk piece. Something that will make your
guests perfectly uncomfortable, and make in-laws, who have known you for 10+ years begin to question
whether they ever “actually” knew you at all…
Tractor
If the man on the cover laughing staring right into your soul isn’t enough to scare you off, I don’t know what will.
Are you the kind of person who fnds it easier to relate to a Tractor than a person? Did Mater from the Cars
movies appear in your dreams more than just a few times? Are you thinking about your tractors right now? ~ If
you answered yes to any of those questions, this book is one for you.
Within this book, the author opens up about small-town life, and is billed as his “ultimate contribution to
mankind” … that is a pretty big claim, but once you’ve got into the frst few pages you’ll be hooked.
The next stop will be Roger Welsch’s other hits “Old tractors never die”, “Love, Sex and Tractors” then all stops to
“Old tractors and the men who love them”.
You may be outwitted by the smart ones, but these ones are more in your grasp.
There is a difcult problem to solve in national parks, as people often leave behind (rudely I might add) trash
quite often near the trash cans, but surprisingly not always within them, as some of the bins have bear proofng.
A park ranger was quoted:
“There is a signifcant overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest people.”
This book is for those people (and those bears).
Seriously, if you’ve tried birding, but the red cardinal and the blue Herron look no different to you. The nuance of
focusing the binoculars escapes you, and you’re nearly giving up… now you can look at birding from a whole
different, slightly less sophisticated angle in a way that will bring you joy for the rest of your life.
Also good for birder friends who are a little over the top. You know who they are.
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Microwave for One
If you haven’t had enough, then fear not, because there are more!
If there is one thing that has never been further away from my Christmas list, its some of my Mom’s recycled
pantyhose creepily crafted into, as the cover outlines: dolls, wall hangings, music boxes, and holiday decorations.
That said, there are some incredible uses for this book.
Example 1: Your treasured daughter has bought home a new boyfriend, and his birthday is right around the
corner. Some handily crafted pantyhose, molded into a deformed doll mildly resembling their appearance will
solve that problem faster than you can say “why does this book exist”.
Example 2: You could fnd out how on earth does anyone make a music box with their pantyhose.
Extreme Ironing
For the adrenaline junky looking to get their fx in this modern crazy world.
If you’re like me, crumpled shirts are an absolute no-no, I won’t even leave the house with one.
Before I read this book I felt alone… when accidents happened, accidentally causing a crease in my otherwise
perfectly cardboard-esque fat shirt, I would retreat to safety in my home… now, I’ve seen the light, and the light
is all about carrying with you the tools to iron your shirts.
Be it on the steep rockface of El Capitan, or the blue depths of the Great Barrier Reef, I feel comfortable knowing
that I have the tools at my disposal to quickly, quietly and efciently iron out any crumples on my clothing, and
in my life.
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