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VEED Subtitles - Spider Man
VEED Subtitles - Spider Man
I was bitten
by a radioactive spider.
Spider-Man.
And then
I saved the city again.
and again.
And I did, uh
I did this.
Get on up
Get yourself together
I have an excellent
theme song.
Spider-man
Spider-man
So no matter
how many hits I take
is me.
Ooh
Needless to say
Nevertheless
Callin' it quits
Miles!
Miles!
Miles!
Yeah! Yeah?
Yeah.
Speaks Spanish
You're a sunflower
Where's my laptop?
Speaks Spanish
we gotta go now.
No, Dad. No, no, no, I-I'll walk.
Speaks Spanish
Gotta go.
In a minute!
In a minute.
Speaks Spanish
Speaks Spanish
Speaks Spanish
So easy.
We miss you, Miles.
Contra!
I see it.
Is that a coffee shop or a disco?
of another mysterious
seismic event last night.
Spider-Man. I mean,
this guy swings in once a day,
Meanwhile,
my guys are out there,
dad.
I do like his cereal, though.
Oh, my gosh.
Don't cops run red lights?
You've given it
two weeks.
"Elitist"?
And I would prefer to be
at a normal school
among the people.
"The people"?
These are your people.
It doesn't feel
like I have
That's a copy.
We wore
the same jacket.
Of at least three
Fundamental particles
A take-home quiz
on volumetric pressure.
Five-page essay
with your conclusions stressed.
Einstein said
time was relative, right?
Sorry.
It was just so quiet.
happening
at the exact same time.
A what-if to infinity.
A zero?
A few more of those,
on a true-or-false quiz
at random,
do you know
what score they would get?
50%?
That's right!
is to know
which answers are right.
I'm
assigning you a personal essay.
Unh. Unh
Unh. Unh
Come on
Ha, sicker than
Your average
Don't think
Do something to us
Come on
Uncle Aaron!
Hey! Were you scared?
Going great!
Got tons of friends.
Smart girls
is where it's at.
I got game.
There's a new girl.
You know,
'Course I do.
"Hey."
So walk up to her
and be like: "Hey."
"Hey."
No. "Hey."
"Hey."
Is that her?
Naw, I can't.
I can't. Can't.
What's up?
Yeah, man,
I knew we were related.
Whoa!
Brooklyn!
There's a lot of
history on these walls.
This is so fresh.
And now
you on your own, Miles.
That's better.
That's intentional.
Wow.
Is it too crazy?
No, man.
Yeah.
Stop lyin'.
It's true.
You know
what I'm sayin'.
That's weird.
My pants shrank.
What?
Why am I so sweaty?
Why are you so sweaty?
I did,
but I'm done.
I'm a man.
Cool. Yeah.
I'm Miles.
No accent though
'cause I was raised here.
Do the shoulder
touch now before she walks away.
Hey.
Okay, then.
Uh
Sorry. Um
Hey.
Oh, crap.
Can you let go, please?
One.
Don't do this.
Two.
Three!
Everyone knows.
Everyone knows.
They're talkin' 'bout me.
Why is he smiling?
Am I the weird guy now?
What am I doing?
That guy's
such a weirdo.
How do I stop?
Play dumb!
Who's Morales?
Hey!
You're okay.
No.
Ow!
Oh, Spider-bells
Goblin smells
He's got
a nice voice.
Spidey-bells, Spidey-bells
Open up!
Stop sticking!
Hofstadter
is suggesting
is that we
look on the
Okay.
My room!
Can there?
All right!
You'll see.
Miles.
Whoa!
No! No!
Whoa!
Uh-huh.
This is a onesie,
so I don't really
have to worry about it.
I don't think
you have a choice, kiddo.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just need to destroy
this big machine real quick
Don't move.
Is it here?
No, no, it's here.
Oh, boy.
Prowler.
Man, I was in
the middle of something.
I am so tired.
Aw, so gross.
I should go
up there and help him.
Who am I kidding?
I should not do that.
Watch out.
Here comes the Spider-Man.
No! No,
don't do this! Stop!
I see multiple
dimensions opening!
Goblin, no!
Get him outta there!
Really weird.
Wilson!
The coughing's
probably not a good sign.
Everyone.
Promise me
you'll do this.
I promise.
Tombstone.
Run faster!
Hey, Kingpin.
How's business?
Boomin'. Heh.
Wait.
I know
what you're trying to do,
and it won't work.
They're gone.
Stop sticking!
Stand clear
of the closing doors, please.
Miles? Miles?
Miles?
¿Qué te pasa?
Is it the earthquake?
Miles.
It's a weeknight.
Jeff,
he's upset.
Dad?
Yeah.
Jeff, mi amor.
Tú sabes que
él te quiere mucho.
Yeah, I know.
that's when
he's gotta stick it out.
We interrupt this
broadcast for a special report.
in Brooklyn.
Multiple sources are confirming
operated as Spider-Man
for at least a decade.
He is survived
by his wife, Mary Jane,
and his aunt, May Parker.
Yeah.
We were friends,
you know.
Can I return it
if it doesn't fit?
It always fits
eventually.
Of the dark
I really do.
But
I'm sorry.
I can't do this
without you.
Hey, kid.
Whoa!
No.
I was bitten by
a radioactive spider.
I thought I was
the one and only Spider-Man.
What a day.
Don't invest
in a spider-themed restaurant.
But I handled it
like a champion.
no matter
how many times I get hit,
A seahorse seeing
another seahorse
doing ab crunches,
getting strong,
Ow!
It was like
looking in a mirror.
Me, too.
What are
you doin' over there?
Freeze! P.D.N.Y.
Stop!
Stop! Stop!
I gotcha. I gotcha.
Whoa.
Hey, kid.
Kid, come on, now!
Uh adiós?
Help!
Somebody stop that train!
Sorry.
I'm gonna die!
Looks like
a child dressed like Spider-Man
Kid electrocuted me
Pretty sure
you just called me fat.
Am I a zombie?
You're not even close.
We learned about it
in physics.
Quantum theory.
This is amazing!
Peter, seriously
What's going on
with your body?
I don't think my atoms
are real jazzed
about being
in the wrong dimension.
as a Spider-Man coach.
Don't do it!
I'm sick of it.
Want my advice?
Go back to being a regular kid.
Kingpin's got
a supercollider.
Goodbye.
Where you going?
I need it
to destroy the collider.
I need it to go home.
What? Hey?
I said
I don't remember
what happened.
We can't do anything.
Thanks to you,
Mmm.
Can we focus?
Mm-hm. Sure.
I'm listening.
The other Peter said
he was gonna be
Anything else?
Nope, that was everything.
Uh-uh-uh?
Look up where Alchemax is.
So how do we
retrace Peter's steps?
What would I do
if I were me?
Got it.
I saw her
in this documentary.
I grab a bagel
from the cafeteria and run.
or I won't be able
to help.
That's new.
Kingpin.
What am I doing?
What am I doing?
What am I doing?
What am I doing?
Whoa!
Peter!
Peter!
Peter!
What?
so you're
a nice change of pace.
Mr. Fisk!
Look at this data.
Mr. Fisk.
If we fire again this week
beginning to crash
into each other.
in the space-time
continuum.
Actually, everything
she said was bad.
I am in the moment.
It's a terrible moment.
Needless to say, I
Callin' it quits
Now, baby, I'm a wreck
This is incredible.
Some kind of fight or flight thing.
What's that?
D-G-F-A-M-P-E-S-A-N-D
Slow down!
4-$-3-5-8-7-6-5-3-4-5-4-5-3-5.
I need to write it down!
How do I do that?
While I turn on the charm.
Spider-Man?
Oh, hey.
Didn't see you there.
Wow.
Surprise! O-Okay.
That's-That's a no-no.
We don't like that.
This is fascinating.
An entirely different
Peter Parker.
Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah.
I was way flatter before I warped.
appears to have
deteriorated the
You showed
'em you're not crazy.
Okay.
And obviously
you've been glitching.
"Glitchin'"? No.
Why would you even say that?
I don't know.
You can't imagine.
My friends
actually call me Liv.
My enemies
call me Doc Ock.
I got it!
Oh, you "got it," Peter?
Everything is fine!
Gotta go.
Peter!
Peter!
It's proprietary.
Oh.
to turn invisible.
Yep.
Spider-Man?
Spider-Man?
Hey! Hands up!
Now we do
a switchy-switchy.
What?
Get back here!
He took a bagel!
Time to swing,
Hey! Hey!
Hey!
Everybody knows
that the best way to learn
is under intense
life-threatening pressure.
Uh-oh.
Nice, Miles!
Okay.
Thwip and release.
Good, Miles.
I gotta say,
you're amazing, man.
Me as the teacher
who could still do it.
You as the student who can
do it, just not as good.
Peter!
What the?
Who did that?
Hey, guys.
Gwanda?
I mean,
another-another dimension.
I was bitten by
a radioactive spider.
I joined a band.
Saved my dad.
Peter Parker,
just to avoid
any distractions.
Literally.
My Spider-sense told me
to head to Visions Academy.
Oh!
Let's go.
Save it
for Comic-Con.
What's Comic-Con?
Whoa!
Wilson!
What are you doing?
Vanessa.
Richard, come on.
Vanessa! Richard!
No!
I killed Spider-Man.
Why did I just see two more?
This means
you get what you want.
As many families
as you want.
Tomorrow, at my collider.
Our collider.
He broke this?
so just keep
it between us, okay?
I know where we
can make a new one.
Thanks, Miles.
I know
how hard this is.
To have to figure
this stuff out on your own.
Yeah.
Cool.
Peter, we're
literally on the doorstep.
Just relax.
This is a bad idea.
Peter?
So this is gonna
sound crazy,
An alternate dimension.
Yeah.
Well, I am tired.
Oh, jeez.
Are those sweatpants?
I was there,
I am so sorry.
Brooklyn.
A goober.
Follow me.
Oh, yeah,
I got one of these, too.
I mean,
this place is pretentious.
Whoa.
Hey, Peter.
Peter knew
how dangerous the job was.
was Spider-Man.
Kingpin knows
we're coming.
We're going to be
outnumbered.
Don't be
so sure.
Hey, fellas.
Is he
in black and white?
Wherever I go,
the wind follows.
Hi, guys!
Speaking Japanese
No other reason.
a radioactive spider.
A radioactive pig.
I'm a photographer
for the Daily Beagle.
Okay! Enough!
Maybe not
that long.
This is Miles.
Yeah, man.
This kid can turn himself invisible.
Watch this.
He can do it now.
I can't do it on command.
He can't do it on command.
Can't do it on command.
He can't do it on command.
Aw, man.
I haven't actually
fought anyone.
Surprise attack!
Can I what?
Show me!
Surprise attack!
What?
Can you be strong?
Ruthless?
Disciplined?
Psychic?
Show me some moxie, soldier!
There's no way.
He's just a kid.
If he can't do this,
we have to stay
and do it for him.
Miles?
Miles?
In you I confide
Miles, what
is going on with you?
It's Aaron.
I'm outta town for a few days.
He has a
Personal insanity
They gotta like the ally
Turn it up
Against the rally
You're running in
While they're counting
Go, go!
They don't want it, yeah
This is
Purple.
No.
Blue?
No.
Has anyone
heard from Miles?
He's got
what it takes.
recharged
and ready to fight.
My uncle.
Hey, where have you been?
This is a pretty
hard-core origin story.
I guess
I was followed.
Oh, no.
Speaks Spanish
Ooh, I think
I'll be taking that.
I said,
take it outside!
I got it!
All vehicles in
the area, we have a disturbance
involving
multiple Spiderpeople?
Yeah. On my way.
Nowhere left
to run.
Miles?
Uncle Aaron.
Prowler.
No.
Miles.
Uncle Aaron.
This is my fault.
No, Miles.
I'm sorry.
Just
keep going.
Hands up!
Turn around.
Hey! Hey!
All units.
I want an APB
on a new Spider-Man.
Hey, bud.
You okay?
For me,
it was my father.
Oh, no.
That way,
that way.
Hey
there.
Do animals talk
in this dimension?
Bye,
Miles.
Miles, I came
to say goodbye.
I need to be there.
So you can all go home.
I'm doing
what needs to be done.
I just wanted you
to hear it from me.
Then venom-strike me
right now.
Poor
little guy.
I'm sorry.
You won't.
It's a leap of faith.
A leap of faith.
Miles.
Miles, it's your dad.
Something
Something happened to
Look, sometimes
people drift apart, Miles.
or say
what you need me to say.
Look, call me
when you can. Okay?
I love you.
It's amazing.
Whatever you choose to do
with it, you'll be great.
When do I
know I'm Spider-Man?
You won't.
A leap of faith.
Don't be a stranger
I won't leave,
I want more
I go hard with it
No matter how dark it is
Kingpin has a
private elevator entrance
Didn't count on
having an audience.
to celebrate Spider-Man.
What a pig.
I'm right here.
It can't be
that easy.
I just wanna
thank Mary Jane Parker
MJ?
Pay attention.
It's not your MJ, Peter, okay?
I'm sorry,
I'll be right back.
Oooh!
Hello.
Oh, wow.
Um
I just wondered
Yeah.
I'm just
I'm really sorry.
Mm-hmm.
I didn't even try.
if I just had
another chance
Initializing
primary ignition sequence.
Sleep.
Beginning scan
for dimensional matches.
Secondary
ignition in five, four,
It's okay.
They know
we're here.
Why is this
always difficult?
Miles?
Spider-Man?
I love you!
I am so proud of you!
Do I want kids?
No, it doesn't.
On your left!
On your right!
Every direction!
Get to a shelter.
I'll be right there.
Speaks Spanish
You hard-boiled
turtle slapper!
Speaks Spanish
Blammo!
Aww
Gwen!
All right.
Never mind.
Let's end
this thing.
Guys,
I got it.
Miles!
Be careful!
You okay?
Come on.
Alert! Quantum
polarity has been reversed.
Guess
this is it.
Right?
Yeah.
Thank you,
Miles.
From both
of us.
But I will.
I want you
to have this.
It'll fit
in your pocket.
Is he allowed
to say that, legally?
Do I get to like
the hairdo now?
Nice.
Friends?
Friends.
Cool.
Your turn.
Peter,
that wasn't the deal!
Neither can I.
It's okay.
Yeah, it is okay.
How do I know
I'm not gonna mess it up again?
You won't.
Right.
Kingpin!
Nope!
Adiós.
Oh, no.
Where am I?
What?
Wilson?
Vanessa. Vanessa.
Don't go.
Please!
I am stopping this.
Right now!
I need backup.
Come on.
You're nothing!
What?
Hey.
Hey, Kingpin!
Push the green button for me!
Your uncle
I know, Dad.
I am so sorry.
Yeah.
Do you know
who did it?
I thought I did.
Look, Miles,
what I said at the door,
privately owned,
Okay, dad.
Like at the police station,
Okay.
Officer.
Spider-Man!
Ooo-kay!
I look
forward to workin' with you.
Yeah, yeah,
yeah, me, too. I guess.
I love you.
Wait, what?
Thanks, Spider-Man.
Spider-Man, a su servicio.
Thank you.
New Spider-Man.
Yeah. Yeah,
I'm the new Spider-Man.
Check it out.
Whoa!
Okay, let's do
this one last time, yeah?
I was bitten by
a radioactive spider.
I've been
the one and only Spider-Man.
I finished my essay.
I remember my friends
who get it.
But I can.
Needless to say
I keep her in check
Miles. Miles!
Can't stop me
Can't break me
Gotta go hard
Gotta go hard
I gotta go high
Gotta go high
I gotta elevate
I gotta elevate
I gotta go high
Gotta go high
I gotta elevate
I gotta elevate
You gonna
Gotta go hard
You better
Gotta go high
No millimeter
this is my arena
Since there's
no heroes anymore
Something powerful
for my family
Chasing robbers
from the bank
Gotta go hard
I gotta go high
Gotta go high
I gotta elevate
I gotta elevate
I gotta go high
Gotta go high
I gotta elevate
I gotta elevate
I'm falling on
my last lifeline
There's no way
in my right mind
'Cause I win
over and over again
Battling evil
I'm hoping to win
Fighting my demons
I'm nice for a reason
Protect me
my technique go X speed
One at a time
I'm killing the rhymes
I got my homeys
cooking in the kitchen
I did everything
that I did on my own
So I gotta go hard
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Into The Spider-Verse*</font>
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
I'm on a wave
Brave, brave
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
We are the way up
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Uh-oh
They don't want it, man
Uh-oh
They don't wanna know
Promise, uh-oh
They don't want it, man
Uh-oh
They don't wanna know
Promise, uh-oh
They don't want it, man
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Well
Ha!
This morning
I woke up
In a fortress of distortion
My prayer, my sights
So I'm doing what's right
I wanna be home-free
Homefree
My rebel lone
Lone
My rebel lone
Lone
Oh,
Spidey-bells Spidey-bells
Spidey-bells, Spidey-bells
New York
While fighting crime
Swinging through
the streets
How hard it is
To consistently bring
Oh, Spidey-bells
Might be swell
I have a degree
In chemical engineering
We can't all be
everywhere at once.
Little text
might've been nice.
Okay. Okay.
I know what it looks like.
But here's the good news.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, cool!
Little touch and go.
Do you always
have to call me out?
to make an autonomous
multiverse jump.
Or the last.
Earth '67.
Whoa!
What the?
I'm Spider-Man.
You're pointing
pointing. You haven't seen.