Intermediate Algebra For College Students 7Th Edition Blitzer Test Bank Full Chapter PDF
Intermediate Algebra For College Students 7Th Edition Blitzer Test Bank Full Chapter PDF
2) -5x3 + 6x2 + 4x; the degree of the polynomial and the leading coefficient of the polynomial.
A) degree: 3; coefficient: -5
B) degrees: 3, 2, and 1; coefficients: -5, 6, and 4
C) degree: -5; coefficient: 3
D) degrees: -5, 6, and 4; coefficients: 3, 2, and 0
Answer: A
5) 7x8 - 12x5 y5 - xy2 + 3; the leading term and the coefficient of each term
A) leading term: 7x8 ; coefficients: 7, 12, 1, and 3
B) leading term: -12x5 y5 ; coefficients: 7, -12, -1, and 3
C) leading term: 8; coefficients: 8, 5, and 1
D) leading term: 10; coefficients: 8, 10, 3, and 0
Answer: B
1
A) 3
B) 29
C) 43
D) -11
Answer: D
2
7) Find f(0) when f(x) = x2 - 3x - 1.
A) -1
B) 1
C) 1
D) 0
Answer: A
11) A rocket is stopped 28 feet from a satellite when it begins accelerating away from the satellite at a constant
rate of 10 feet per second per second. The distance between the rocket and the satellite is given by the
polynomial P(t) = 5t2 + 28. Find the distance between the rocket and the satellite 9 seconds after the rocket
started moving.
A) 109 ft
B) 433 ft
C) 73 ft
D) 405 ft
Answer: B
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12) Researchers conducted a weight loss study of moderately overweight women. In addition to dieting, the
women kept exercise and weight loss journals for one year. The researchers used this data to derive a
polynomial function that models average monthly weight loss as a function of average weekly minutes of
aerobic exercise. As its coefficients make the function difficult to compute by hand, the graph below was
used in estimating.
Use the graph to estimate a women's average monthly weight loss if she exercised an average of 45
minutes per week.
A) 1.5 lb
B) 2.1 lb
C) 2.6 lb
D) 1.1 lb
Answer: A
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13) Researchers conducted a weight loss study of moderately overweight women. In addition to dieting, the
women kept exercise and weight loss journals for one year. The researchers used this data to derive a
polynomial function that models average monthly weight loss as a function of average weekly minutes of
aerobic exercise. As its coefficients make the function difficult to compute by hand, the graph below was
used in estimating.
Use the graph to estimate the average number of minutes a woman exercised per week if her average
monthly weight loss was 4.4 pounds.
A) 115
min B) 120
min C) 135
min D) 127
min
Answer: B
A) Yes
B) No
Answer: B
5
15)
y
A) Yes
B) No
Answer: A
16)
y
A) Yes
B) No
Answer: A
17)
y
A) Yes
B) No
Answer: A
6
18)
y
A) Yes
B) No
Answer: B
19)
y
A) Yes
B) No
Answer: B
Use the Leading Coefficient Test to determine the end behavior of the polynomial function. Then use this end
behavior to match the function with its graph.
20) f(x) = 2x2 - 3x - 2
A) rises to the left and falls to the right
y
5
4
3
2
1
-5 -4 -3 -2 -1 1 2 3 4 5 x
-1
-2
-3
-4
-5
7
B) falls to the left and rises to the right
y
5
4
3
2
1
-5 -4 -3 -2 -1 1 2 3 4 5 x
-1
-2
-3
-4
-5
-5 -4 -3 -2 -1 1 2 3 4 5 x
-1
-2
-3
-4
-5
-5 -4 -3 -2 -1 1 2 3 4 5 x
-1
-2
-3
-4
-5
Answer: D
8
21) f(x) = -3x2 - 2x + 2
A) rises to the left and falls to the right
y
5
4
3
2
1
-5 -4 -3 -2 -1 1 2 3 4 5 x
-1
-2
-3
-4
-5
-5 -4 -3 -2 -1 1 2 3 4 5 x
-1
-2
-3
-4
-5
-5 -4 -3 -2 -1 1 2 3 4 5 x
-1
-2
-3
-4
-5
-5 -4 -3 -2 -1 1 2 3 4 5 x
-1
-2
-3
-4
-5
9
Answer: B
-5 -4 -3 -2 -1 1 2 3 4 5 x
-1
-2
-3
-4
-5
-5 -4 -3 -2 -1 1 2 3 4 5 x
-1
-2
-3
-4
-5
-5 -4 -3 -2 -1 1 2 3 4 5 x
-1
-2
-3
-4
-5
10
D) rises to the left and falls to the right
y
5
4
3
2
1
-5 -4 -3 -2 -1 1 2 3 4 5 x
-1
-2
-3
-4
-5
Answer: C
-5 -4 -3 -2 -1 1 2 3 4 5 x
-1
-2
-3
-4
-5
-5 -4 -3 -2 -1 1 2 3 4 5 x
-1
-2
-3
-4
-5
11
C) falls to the left and rises to the right
y
5
4
3
2
1
-5 -4 -3 -2 -1 1 2 3 4 5 x
-1
-2
-3
-4
-5
-5 -4 -3 -2 -1 1 2 3 4 5 x
-1
-2
-3
-4
-5
Answer: B
-5 -4 -3 -2 -1 1 2 3 4 5 x
-1
-2
-3
-4
-5
12
B) rises to the left and rises to the right
y
5
4
3
2
1
-5 -4 -3 -2 -1 1 2 3 4 5 x
-1
-2
-3
-4
-5
-5 -4 -3 -2 -1 1 2 3 4 5 x
-1
-2
-3
-4
-5
-5 -4 -3 -2 -1 1 2 3 4 5 x
-1
-2
-3
-4
-5
Answer: B
13
Add the polynomials. Assume all variable exponents represent whole numbers.
26) (4x6 - 8x4 + 8x) + (5x6 - 2x4 +
5x) A) 13x6 + 2x4 - 3x
B) 12x11
C) 9x6 - 10x4 + 13x
D) 9x - 10x6 + 13x4
Answer: C
5 4 5 4 5 4
27 4 7 2 21
A) x + x -
20 20 20
9 2
B) x - 3x + 2
2
17 6 21
C) x -
10 20
27 2 7 21
D) x + x-
20 20 20
Answer: D
14
1 4 2 3 1 5 1 1
31) x + x - x + 7 + - x4 - x3 + x - 9
8 5 6 8 5 3
3 8 3 6 1 2
A) x + x + x + 16
4 5 2
3 4 3 3 1
B) x + x + x + 16
4 5 2
1 4 1 3 1
C) - x + x + x-2
2 5 6
1 8 2 6 1 2
D) x + x - x +7
8 5 6
Answer: C
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Silence. By my troth, I was not there.
Shallow. Death is certain. Is old Double of your town living
yet?
Silence. Dead, sir.
Shallow. Jesu, Jesu, dead! a’ drew a good bow: and dead! a’
shot a fine shoot: John a Gaunt loved him well, and betted much
money on his head. Dead!—a’ would have clapped i’ the clout at
twelve score; and carried you a forehand shaft a fourteen and
fourteen and a half, that it would have done a man’s heart good
to see. How a score of ewes now?
Silence. Thereafter as they be: a score of good ewes may
be worth ten pounds.
Shallow. And is old Double dead?
You get little or none of that solemn, sweet rusticity in Dickens: nor of
the rush of England in spring with slow country-folk watching it:
You will remember that Pickwick, in its first conception, was to deal
with the adventures and misadventures of a Sporting Club after the
fashion of the Handley Cross series by Surtees. Now Surtees—not a
great writer but to this day (at any rate to me) a most amusing one—
was, although like Dickens condemned to London and the law, a
north-country sportsman, and could ride and, it is reported, “without
riding for effect usually saw a deal of what the hounds were doing.”
The Pickwickian sportsmen had to decline that competition very
soon.
V
But they, and a host of Dickens’ characters, are very devils for
post-chaises.
“If I had no duties, and no deference to futurity, I would spend my
life in driving briskly in a post-chaise with a pretty woman,” said Dr.
Johnson. “There are milestones on the Dover Road,” and we spin
past them. You will remember that Dickens in his apprenticeship
spent a brief but amazingly strenuous while as reporter for the
Morning Chronicle, scouring the country after political meetings by
road-vehicles in all weathers. As he told his audience, twenty years
later, at the annual dinner of the Newspaper Press Fund:
So, you see, this world Dickens imagined was more than crowded; it
was a hurrying, a breathless one. This sense of speed in travel, of
the wind in one’s face; of weight and impetus in darkness, with
coach lamps flaring through the steam from your good horses’
hindquarters, runs as an inspiration through much of the literature of
the early nineteenth century. De Quincey has hymned it
magnificently in The English Mail Coach, and you may enjoy a
capital drive of the sort in Tom Brown’s School Days: and always the
rush of air whets your appetite for the hot rum-and-water at the stage
hostelry or the breakfast of kidney-pie. Dickens saw the invasion of
the railway train, and lived to be disastrously mixed up in a railway
collision. But railway-train travelling at sixty miles an hour or over,
has a static convenience. For the pleasures of inconvenient travel,
without a time-table, I have recourse to a sailing-boat: but I can well
understand my fellow-creature who prefers a car or a motor-bicycle
to the motion of four horses at a stretch gallop. With the wind of God
in his face he gets there (wherever it is) before the dew is dry, does
his business, swallows his bun and Bovril and is home again with an
evening paper for the cosy gas-cooked meal, ere yet Eve has drawn
over his little place in the country her gradual dusky veil.
Rapid travel, as Dickens well knew it and how to describe it—
with crime straining from what it fears—is one of his most potent
resources. Read the flight of Carker in Dombey and Son.
VI
His is a crowded world then, tumultuous and full of fierce hurry:
but a world (let us grant it) strangely empty of questioning ideas,
subtle nuisances that haunt many thoughtful men’s souls, through
this pass of existence “still clutching the inviolable shade.” He wrote
far better novels than John Inglesant, novels far, far, better than
Robert Ellesmere; but you cannot conceive him as interested in the
matter of these books—which yet is serious matter. Still less, or at
least as little, can you imagine him pursuing the track of so
perplexed a spirit as Prince André in Tolstoy’s War and Peace.
Churches annoyed him. He will, of a christening or a marriage
service (let be a funeral), make the mouldiest ceremony in the world.
We offer the baby up; we give the blushing bride away; but in the
very act we catch ourselves longing for that subsequent chat with the
pew-opener which he seldom denies us for reward. Dickens, in
short, had little use for religious forms or religious mysteries: for he
carried his own religion about with him and it was the religion of
James—so annoying alike to the mystic and the formalist—“to visit
the fatherless and widows in their affliction, and to keep himself
unspotted from the world.” This again belongs to his “universality.” Is
it not the religion of most good fellows not vocal? It is observable
how many of his heroes and heroines—his child heroes and
heroines especially—pass through his thronged streets and keep
themselves unspotted.
But, if careless of mysteries, Dickens had a hawk’s eye for truth
of morals. You never find him mocking a good or condoning an evil
thing: here his judgment and its resultant passion of love or of hate, I
dare to say, never went wrong. Sinners—real sinners—in Dickens
have the very inferno of a time: the very forces of Nature—“fire and
hail, snow and vapours, wind and storm, fulfilling God’s word”—hunt
the murderer to the pit that yawns; till he perishes, and the sky is
clear again over holy and humble men of heart. Again, witness, here,
the elemental flight of Jonas Chuzzlewit. Carlyle never said an
unjuster thing (and that is saying a deal) than when he accused
Dickens’ theory of life as entirely wrong. “He thought men ought to
be buttered up ... and all sorts of fellows have turkey for their
Christmas dinner.” It is false. Dickens had a keener eye for sin than
Carlyle ever had; and a relentless eye: “a military eye,” said Henry
James of it, recalling his first introduction to the great man—“a
merciless military eye.” “A field-punishment eye,” I say!
VII
But this world of Dickens, you may object, was an unreal world,
a phantasmagoric world. Well, I hope to discuss that—or rather the
inference from it—in my next lecture, which shall deal, in Aristotelian
order, with his plots first and his characters next. But, for the
moment, if you will, Yes: his world was like nothing on earth: yes, it is
liker to Turner’s sunset to which the critic objected “he never saw a
sunset like that,” and was answered, “Ah, but don’t you wish you
could?” Yes, for Dickens made his world—as the proud parent said
of his son’s fiddle—“he made it, sir, entirely out of his own head!”
“Night is generally my time for walking” (thus begins Master
Humphrey, in The Old Curiosity Shop) “although I am an old man.”
So in that crowded phantasmagoric city of London, which is in
his mind, Dickens walks by night—not like Asmodeus, lifting the
roofs and peering into scandals: but like the good Caliph of his
favourite Arabian Nights, intent to learn the life of the poor and
oppressed, and as a monarch to see justice done them: a man
patterning his work on the great lines of Fulke Greville, sometime of
Jesus College, in this town; with which let me conclude to-day:
I
I LEFT you, Gentlemen, with a promise to say something on
Dickens’ plots and Dickens’ characters, taking them in that
Aristotelian order. Now why Aristotle, speaking of drama, prefers Plot
to Character; if his reasons are sound; if they are all the reasons;
and, anyhow, if they can be transferred from drama and applied to
the Novel; are questions which some of you have debated with me
“in another place,” and, if without heat, yet with all the vigour
demanded by so idle a topic. But, for certain, few of you will dissent
when I say of Dickens that he is memorable and to be loved (if loved
at all) for his characters rather than for his plots. You have (say) a
general idea of Dombey and Son, a vivid recollection of Captain
Cuttle, Mr. Toots, Susan Nipper, perhaps a vivid recollection of
Carker’s long, hunted flight and its appalling end, when the pursuer,
recovering from a swoon—
Or you have a general idea of Our Mutual Friend, and your memory
preserves quite a sharp impression of Silas Wegg, Mr. Boffin, the
Doll’s Dressmaker. But if suddenly asked how Carker’s flight came
about, why Boffin practised his long dissimulation, and what
precisely Wegg or the Doll’s Dressmaker had to do with it—could
you, off-hand, supply a clear answer? Some votaries can, no doubt:
but I ask it of the ordinary reader. Myself indeed may claim to be
something of a votary, with an inexplicably soft spot in my heart for
Little Dorrit: yet, and often as I have read that tale, I should be
gravelled if asked, at this moment, to tell you just what was the
secret of the old house, or just what Miss Wade and Tattycoram have
to do with the story. Somehow, in retrospect, such questions do not
seem to matter.
In truth, as I see it—and foresee it as a paradox, to be defended
—Dickens was at once, like Shakespeare in the main, careless of his
plots, and, unlike Shakespeare, over-anxious about them. I shall
stress this second point, which stabs (I think) to the truth beneath the
paradox, by and by.
But first I ask you to remember that Dickens habitually published
a novel in monthly numbers or instalments; starting it, indeed, upon a
plan, but often working at white heat to fulfil the next instalment, and
improvising as he went. Thackeray used the same method, with the
printer’s devil ever infesting the hall when the day for delivery came
around. This method of writing masterpieces may well daunt their
successors, even in this journalistic age of internal combustion with
the voice of Mr. H. G. Wells insistent that the faster anyone travels
the nearer he is ex hypothesi to that New Jerusalem in which there
shall be no night (and therefore, I presume, not a comfortable bed to
be hired), but the eternal noise of elevators and daylight-saving
made perfect. It did not daunt our forefathers: who were giants of
their time, undertook a Pendennis or a Dombey and Son, and having
accomplished a chapter or so, cheerfully went to bed and slept under
that dreadful imminent duty. You all know, who have studied
Pickwick, that Pickwick began (so to speak) in the air; that it took the
narrative, so desultory in conception, some numbers before it found
a plot at all. But how admirable is the plot, once found or—to say
better—once happened on! For a double peripeteia who could ask
better art than the charitable turn of Pickwick on Jingle in the
debtor’s prison, and the incarceration and release of Mrs. Bardell?
Consider the first. Insensibly, without premonition of ours and I dare
to say, of no long prepared purpose in the author, the story finds a
climax:
“Come here, Sir,” said Mr. Pickwick, trying to look stern, with
four large tears running down his waistcoat. “Take that, Sir.”
Take what? In the ordinary acceptation of such language, it
should have been a blow. As the world runs, it ought to have
been a sound hearty cuff: for Mr. Pickwick had been duped,
deceived, and wronged by the destitute outcast who was now
wholly in his power. Must we tell the truth? It was something
from Mr. Pickwick’s waistcoat pocket which chinked as it was
given into Job’s hand....
But this admirable plot, with all the Bardell versus Pickwick
business, and the second most excellent “reversal of fortune” when
Mrs. Bardell, the prosecutrix, herself gets cast into prison by Dodson
and Fogg whose tool she has been, and there, confronted by her
victim and theirs, finds herself (O wonder!) pardoned—with the
simple, sudden, surprising, yet most natural and (when you come to
think of it) most Christian story of Sam Weller’s loyalty and Mr.
Weller’s aiding and abetting, so absurdly and withal so delicately
done—all this grew, as everyone knows, with the story’s growth and
grew out of fierce, rapid, improvisation. You can almost see the
crucible with the fire under it, taking heat, reddening, exhaling fumes
of milk-punch; and then, with Sam Weller and Jingle cast into it for
ingredients, boiling up and precipitating the story, to be served
as a dish
Fit for the gods
—“served,” not “carved.” You cannot carve the dish of your true
improvisatore. You cannot articulate a story of Dickens—or, if you
can, “the less Dickens he”: you may be sure it is one of his worst. A
Tale of Two Cities has a deft plot: well-knit but stagey: and, I would
add, stagey because well-knit, since (as we shall presently see)
Dickens, cast back upon plot, ever conceived it in terms of the stage;
of the stage, moreover, at its worst—of the early-Victorian stage,
before even a Robertson had preluded better things. So, when I talk
to any man of Dickens, and he ups with his first polite concession
that A Tale of Two Cities is a fine story, anyhow, I know that man’s
case to be difficult, for that he admires what is least admirable in
Dickens. Why, Gentlemen, you or I could with some pains construct
as good a plot as that of A Tale of Two Cities; as you or I could with
some pains construct a neater plot than Shakespeare invented for
The Merry Wives of Windsor or even hand out some useful
improvements on the plot of King Lear. The trouble with us is that we
cannot write a Merry Wives, a Lear; cannot touch that it which,
achieved, sets the Merry Wives and Lear, in their degrees, above
imperfection, indifferent to imperfections detectable even by a fool.
Greatness is indefinable, whether in an author or a man of affairs:
but had I to attempt the impossibility, no small part of my definition
would set up its rest on indifference—on a grand carelessness of
your past mistakes, involving a complete unconcern for those who
follow them, to batten on the bone you have thrown over your
shoulder.
II
Dickens was a great novelist—as I should contend, the greatest
of English novelists—and certainly among the greatest of all the
greatest European novelists. His failing was that he did not quite
trust his genius for the novel, but was persuaded that it could be
bettered by learning from the drama—from the bad drama of his
time. But I want you to see, Gentlemen, how honourable was the
artist’s endeavour; how creditable, if mistaken, to the man. He was a
born improvisatore. Pickwick, under your eyes, takes a shape—
conceives it, finds it—as the story goes on. Then shape he must
struggle for; the idea of “shape” has, against his genius, taken hold
on him. So Pickwick is not finished before he begins a new story,
never thinking to repeat, by similar methods, Pickwick’s
overwhelming success. No, the responsibility of that success weighs
on him; but it is a responsibility to improve. The weakness of
Pickwick, undertaken as a series of mock-sporting episodes, lies in
its desultoriness. This time we will have a well-knit plot. And so we
get Oliver Twist and Nicholas Nickleby, each with any amount of plot,
but of plot in the last degree stagey; so stagey, indeed, that in
Nickleby the critic gasps at the complacency of an author who,
having created that “nurseling of immortality” Mr. Vincent Crummles,
together with a world and the atmosphere of that world in which
Crummles breathes and moves and has his being, can work the
strings of the puppet with so fine a finger, detect its absurdities with
so sure an instinct and reveal them with so riotous a joy; yet misses
to see that he himself is committing absurdities just as preposterous,
enormities of the very same category, on page after page. The story
of Lord Frederick Verisopht and Sir Mulberry Hawke, for example, is
right Crummles from beginning to end. Crummles could have
composed it in his sleep,—and to say this, mind you, is to convey in
the very censure an implicit compliment—or, shall I use a more
modest word and say implicit homage? Crummles could have written
a great part of Nickleby: but Crummles could only have written it
after Dickens had made him. I seem to hear the two arguing it out in
some Dialogue of the Dead.
III
I have said, in a previous lecture, that Dickens, from first to last,
strove to make himself a better artist; quoting to you a sentence of
Henley’s, which I repeat here because you have almost certainly
forgotten it:
He had in him at least as much of the French artist as of the
middle-class Englishman; and if in all his life, he never ceased
from self-education, but went unswervingly in the pursuit of
culture, it was out of love for his art and because his conscience
as an artist would not let him do otherwise.
You may read the mere yearning of this, if you will, in Defoe, opening
The Further Adventures of Robinson Crusoe; or, if you will, in
Kipling’s
—and these express the instinct. The sanction, for us, lies in the
words
IV
Now if you accept no more than a much lower estimate of
Dickens than I am preaching, you will be apt to dismiss what I have
just been saying as “tall talk”: and you will be quite mistaken,
because it applies from Shakespeare down to men of infinitesimally
less desert than Dickens; to every small artist, in fact, whose
conscience will not cease harrying him until he improves on his best:
a process which obviously—and, as a matter of history, with the
great authors—never stops until they come to the grave.
At which point my now notorious discursiveness, Gentlemen,
also stops and gets back to Dickens. You see, the trouble of the
matter is that in these experiments an author can never be sure. He
takes an infinite risk, it may be against his own true genius. Where is
the critic to correct him?
V
Well, with Dickens, his own adoring public corrected him sharply
and, on the whole, with true instinct. To them he was the wand-
waving magician, the improvisatore in excelsis who had caught up
out of their midst an elderly small gentleman in spectacles and
gaiters and shot him suddenly out of Goswell Street into the
firmament, to be a star equal with Hercules—
sic fratres Helenae, lucida sidera—
“instead of which” he had turned to making plots so patently
theatrical (and of the theatre of Crummles) that the man himself was
helping everybody to see through them. So came the revenge; over-
proved by the opening chapter of Martin Chuzzlewit, which I suppose
to be about the sorriest piece of writing ever perpetrated by a great
English writer. Its perusal induces on me at any rate, something like
physical misery, not unmixed with the sort of shame any one of us
might feel if a parent behaved unbecomingly in public. I want to obey
the exhortation on Mrs. Sapsea’s monument and “with a blush
retire.”
But, note you, the general reader—that entity often abused,
seldom quite the fool that he looks—was quick to mark and punish.
Listen to Forster:
VI
None the less, and to the end, Dickens the artist is hag-ridden by
this business of “plot,” which for him meant “stage-plot.” It hampers
him in book after book, as its silly exigencies perpetually get in the
way of the reader’s pleasure, even of the reader’s understanding.
His genius did not lie that way, any more than did Shakespeare’s. I
put in this comparison, for it can never be untimely for a Professor of
English Literature to get in a word to damn the school-books which
present Shakespeare to you as chasing along his shelves for some
Italian novel to provide him with a new plot. Oh, believe me,
Gentlemen—after The Comedy of Errors and that sort of thing,
Shakespeare never bothered any more about his plots or whence he
took them. It is very right indeed for a young author to sweat his soul
over “plot” structure. But, through practice, there comes a time—
suddenly, it may be, but as sure in his development as puberty in his
physical growth—when lo! he has a hundred plots to his hand, if
heaven would but grant him time to treat them. I often wonder why
men blame the elder Dumas so severely, accepting the allegation
that he employed hirelings—viciously termed by the critic his
“ghosts” or his “devils.” Why, if you have an imagination teeming, like
Dumas’, with stories to make men happier—why, knowing how short
is life and that you cannot, on this side of the grave, tell one-fifth of
these with your own pen—why go to that grave leaving the world,
through that scruple, so much imaginatively the poorer? Only the
thing should be done frankly, openly, of course.
VII
I just raise that question. It applies to Dumas and (I think) to
most great novelists. But it applies less to Dickens than to most—
than to Trollope for instance. And in this very inapplicability lies a
secret of Dickens’ weakness which I am to suggest.
His plots are not merely stagey, melodramatic. Carefully
examined, they are seen to repeat themselves, under a wealth of
disguise, with an almost singular poverty of invention. Let us take
one most favourite trick of his—the trick of “the masked battery” as I
shall call it: the discomfiture of the villain by the betrayal of his
supposed confederate. The characters are artfully assembled for the
bad man’s triumph. Of a sudden the confederate rounds on him,
gives him away before the audience—usually in a long story, at the
end of which the baffled schemer creeps away, usually again to
destroy himself. We get this coup as early as in Oliver Twist where
Monks blurts out his story. It is repeated in Nickleby when Ralph
Nickleby is confronted with the man “Snawley” and by Squeers. In
the next novel, Martin Chuzzlewit, we get a double dose; Jonas
“given away” by an accomplice; Pecksniff explosively denounced by
Old Chuzzlewit after a long course of watchful dissimulation. This
idea of a long and careful dissimulation so catches hold of Dickens
that he goes on to rope into its service in subsequent stories two
men who, on his own showing of them, are about the very last two in
the world capable of carrying through a strategy so patient—Mr.
Micawber in David Copperfield and Mr. Boffin in Our Mutual Friend.
As a portrait, Mr. Boffin ranks pretty high even in Dickens’ gallery,
while Micawber ranks with the very best of his best. But who will
assert that either of them could have found it in his nature to behave
as the plot compels them to behave? To continue—by just the same
trick Quilp gets his exposure in The Old Curiosity Shop, Harewood
forces the revelation in Barnaby Rudge, Lady Dedlock is hunted
down in Bleak House. The more the peripeteia—the reversal of
fortune—disguises itself, the more it is the same thing.
VIII
George Santayana—he is so excellent a writer that I dispense
with “Doctor” or “Professor” or other prefix to his name—tells us that:
Yes, that is true enough, but not all the truth. Dickens entered the
theatre by the stage door; but he passed through to the front, to turn
up the lights, wave his wand and create a new world—a fairy world,
let us agree: a theatrical world, as I have been attempting to show.
Yet consider—
Most of us in this room have childish recollections of green
fields, running brooks, woods in leaf, birds’ nests, cattle at pasture,
all that pageant of early summer which is going on at this moment a
few furlongs from this desk—this dead piece of timber—and at the
thought of which (if you will not think me impolite) I long to be
somewhere else at this moment. With some of us elders, not
specially imaginative, the early habit persists even after long
servitude to city life: so that still by habit our first instinct on rising
from bed is to go to the window and con the weather—how the day
is making, from what quarter the wind sets—“Is it too strong for the
fruit blossom?” “Will it be a good day for the trout?” Again, of my
experience I appeal to some of you—to those who, aware in
childhood or boyhood (quite suddenly, it may be, made aware) of the
beauty underlying this world (yes, and clothing it too), have been as
suddenly afflicted with the hopeless yearning to express it, was not
that yearning awakened, quickened in you, you knew not how, by
some casual sight—an open glade between woods, a ship with all
canvas spread, or, through the hazels,
the nesting throstle’s shining eye,
or the fish darting in the deep of a pool? Was it not some similar
moment that, though you have never yet arrived at putting it and its
underthought into words, yet so touched you that for the rest of your
days you will understand what was in Coleridge’s heart when he
wrote:
Yes, and I dare say your first visit to the theatre brought you a like
delicious shock. (I can recall to this day, very distinctly, the gods and
goddesses who, between the acts of my first pantomime, danced on
the blue ceiling with baskets and festoons of roses.)
But now, bethink you that Dickens struggled through a childhood
to which green fields, trees, birds, cattle, brooks and pools, were all
denied: that the child was condemned to a squalid lodging; to spend
his days washing bottles in a dreadful blacking factory, his hours “off”
in visiting his parents in the yet more dreadful Marshalsea prison to
which his father had been committed for debt: and you will
understand not only that he had to enter the theatre of this world by
the stage door, but that the lighted theatre, when he could pay a few
pence and get to the gallery, was his one temple of beauty: that only
there—if we except a hint or two picked up in the street—from a
shabby acrobat or a stray Punch and Judy show—could he drink the
romance for which his young spirit thirsted. You have all read, I doubt
not, Charles Lamb’s paper on “My First Play,” first contributed to the
London Magazine in December, 1821, afterwards reprinted in Elia:
But when we got in, and I beheld the green curtain that
veiled a heaven to my imagination, which was soon to be
disclosed—the breathless anticipations I endured! I had seen
something like it in the plate prefixed to Troilus and Cressida in
Rowe’s Shakespeare—the tent scene with Diomede—and a
sight of that plate can always bring back in a measure the feeling
of that evening—The boxes at that time, full of well-dressed
women of quality, projected over the pit; and the pilasters
reaching down were adorned with a glistering substance (I know
not what) under glass (as it seemed), resembling—a homely
fancy—but I judged it to be sugar-candy—yet, to my raised
imagination, divested of its homelier qualities, it appeared a
glorified candy!—The orchestra lights at length arose, those ‘fair
Auroras’! Once the bell sounded. It was to ring out yet once
again—and, incapable of anticipation, I reposed my shut eyes in
a sort of resignation upon the maternal lap. It rang the second
time. The curtain drew up—I was not past six years old—and the
play was Artaxerxes!
The bad early and mid-Victorian stage hurt more than one
Victorian novelist of genius. It seriously hurt Charles Reade, for
example, who habitually sought the advice of Egeria from a fourth-
rate actress: and that should bring tears to the eyes of any critic who
knows Reade’s strong country nurture and has sized his genius. But,
with Dickens—think of that forlorn child, plotting to snatch his soul’s
sustenance in the shilling gallery of Drury Lane—at intervals how
rare! Is it any wonder that—to convert a famous phrase—coming to
power, he invoked out of the theatre a new world, to redress the
balance of his old?
IX
Moreover—and mind you this—you will never understand
Charles Dickens until you realise how exquisitely, how indignantly
the genius in this child of the blacking-warehouse felt the shame of
its lot. Dickens was never a snob: but a prouder spirit never
inhabited flesh. This shepherd boy was not one to sing in the Valley
of Humiliation. For years after success came to him he kept his
mouth closed like a steel trap upon past agonies. At length he
confided something to Forster (Life, Volume 1, Chapter 2), and few
sadder reflections have ever been implied by a grown man upon his
parents: