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MULTIPLE CHOICE. Choose the one alternative that best completes the statement or answers the question.

Give the coordinates of the specified point.

1) D
A) (3, 3)
B) (5, 3)
C) (3, 5)
D) (5, 5)
Answer: C

2) C
A) (0, 2)
B) (2, 0)
C) (0, 1)
D) (2, 2)
Answer: A

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3) G
A) (0, -3)
B) (3, 0)
C) (0, 3)
D) (-3, 0)
Answer: D

4) B
A) (-4, 3)
B) (3, -4)
C) (4, -3)
D) (-3, 4)
Answer: D

5) L
A) (4, -5)
B) (-5, 4)
C) (5, -4)
D) (-4, 5)
Answer: A
6) I
A) (-4, -5) B) (4, -5)
C) (-5, -4) D)
(-5, 4)
Answer: C

SHORT ANSWER. Write the word or phrase that best completes each statement or answers the question.

Plot the points with the given coordinates.

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3
4
12) A(- , -3), B(-6, 5)

5
6
Use the ordered pairs to form the vertices of a figure. Then find the area of the figure.
15) (-3, 2), (-2, 2), (-2, 3), (2, 3), (2, -5), (-3, -5)

Answer:

Area is 39 sq. units.

16) (-4, 2), (-1, 2), (-1, 4), (1, 4), (1, 3), (5, 3), (5, -3), (-4, -3)

Answer:

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 Area is 53 sq. units.

MULTIPLE CHOICE. Choose the one alternative that best completes the statement or answers the question.

Name the quadrant, if any, in which the point is located.

17) (6, 15)
A) Quadrant IV
B) Quadrant II
C) Quadrant III
D) Quadrant I Answer: D

18) (-15, 11)

A) Quadrant II B) Quadrant IV C) Quadrant I
D) Quadrant III
Answer: A
19) (-2, -14)
A) Quadrant I
B) Quadrant IV C) Quadrant II
D) Quadrant III
Answer: D

20) (10, -14)

A) Quadrant I
B) Quadrant III
C) Quadrant IV
D) Quadrant II
Answer: C

21) -2,3
5 8
A) Quadrant III B) Quadrant I

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 C) Quadrant II
D) Quadrant IV
Answer: C

22) -4,-1
5 2
A) Quadrant I
B) Quadrant III
C) Quadrant IV D) Quadrant II Answer: B

4-5
23) ,
7 6
A) Quadrant I
B) Quadrant II
C) Quadrant IV
D) Quadrant III
Answer: C

Determine if the ordered pair is a solution of the equation. Remember to use alphabetical order for
substitution.
24) (5, 7); x + y = 12
A) No
B) Yes
Answer: B

25) (7, 4); x - y = 49

A) Yes
B) No
Answer: B
26) (3, 5); 5x + y = 20
A) Yes B) No Answer: A

27) (4, 4); 5x + 2y = 28

A) Yes

B) No

Answer: A

28) (5, 3); 2x - 5y = 25

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 A) No
B) Yes
Answer: A

29) (4, -5); 2x + 7y = -27

A) No
B) Yes
Answer: B

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30) 8 0, ; 2x + 8y = 10
A) No B) Yes
Answer: A

31) (4, 14); y = 4x - 2

A) Yes B) No
Answer: A

32) (-2, -3); 4w2 - z = 19

A) Yes B) No
Answer: A

33) (1, 0); y = x3 - 2

A) Yes
B) No
Answer: B

Graph.

10
11
 D)

Answer: A

B)

12
Answer: D

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14
 D)

Answer: B

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THE CARAVANERS
BY THE SAME AUTHOR

Elizabeth and Her German Garden

Adventures of Elizabeth in Rügen
Fräulein Schmidt and Mr. Anstruther
Princess Priscilla’s Fortnight
The Solitary Summer
The fitful flicker of the lanterns played over rapidly cooling eggs and grave faces
 THE CARAVANERS
BY THE AUTHOR OF
“ELIZABETH AND HER GERMAN GARDEN”

ILLUSTRATIONS BY ARTHUR LITLE

NEW YORK
DOUBLEDAY, PAGE & COMPANY
1910

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED, INCLUDING THAT OF TRANSLATION

INTO FOREIGN LANGUAGES, INCLUDING THE SCANDINAVIAN

COPYRIGHT, 1909, BY DOUBLEDAY, PAGE & COMPANY

 ILLUSTRATIONS
The fitful flicker of the lanterns played over rapidly cooling
eggs and grave faces Frontispiece
FACING PAGE
I never saw such little shoes 14
Edelgard most inconsiderately leaving me to bear the entire
burden of opening and shutting our things 38
The sun shone its hottest while we slowly surmounted this last
obstacle 50
It was an unnerving spectacle 80
“Dear Baron,” said she, “do you think it is wrong to carry
stew-pots?” 100
Thus, as it were, with blacking, did I cement my friendship
with Lord Sigismund 102
Edelgard posing—and what a pose; good heavens, what a
pose! 114
“But surely not here,” murmured Frau von Eckthum 124
The two nondescripts, who were passing, lingered to look 134
“But, lieber Otto, is it then my fault that you have forgotten the
paper?” 142
“Do you, Jellaby,” I then inquired, “really understand how best
to treat a sausage?” 182
“ ’Ere ’e is” 200
An imposing lady in the pew in front of us sat sideways in her
corner and examined us with calm attention 230
The old gentleman was in the act of addressing me in his turn 268
Gentle as my voice was, it yet made her start 294

THE CARAVANERS
 CHAPTER I

I N JUNE this year there were a few fine days, and we supposed the
summer had really come at last. The effect was to make us feel our flat
(which is really a very nice, well-planned one on the second floor at the
corner overlooking the cemetery, and not at all stuffy) but a dull place after
all, and think with something like longing of the country. It was the year of
the fifth anniversary of our wedding, and having decided to mark the
occasion by a trip abroad in the proper holiday season of August we could
not afford, neither did we desire, to spend money on trips into the country in
June. My wife, therefore, suggested that we should devote a few afternoons
to a series of short excursions within a radius of, say, from five to ten miles
round our town, and visit one after the other those of our acquaintances who
live near enough to Storchwerder and farm their own estates. “In this way,”
said she, “we shall get much fresh air at little cost.”
After a time I agreed. Not immediately, of course, for a reasonable man
will take care to consider the suggestions made by his wife from every point
of view before consenting to follow them or allowing her to follow them.
Women do not reason: they have instincts; and instincts would land them in
strange places sometimes if it were not that their husbands are there to
illuminate the path for them and behave, if one may so express it, as a kind
of guiding and very clever glow-worm. As for those who have not succeeded
in getting husbands, the flotsam and jetsam, so to speak, of their sex, all I
can say is, God help them.
There was nothing, however, to be advanced against Edelgard’s idea in
this case; on the contrary, there was much to commend it. We should get
fresh air; we should be fed (well fed, and, if we chose, to excess, but of
course we know how to be reasonable); and we should pay nothing. As
Major of the artillery regiment stationed at Storchwerder I am obliged
anyhow to keep a couple of horses (they are fed at the cost of the regiment),
and I also in the natural order of things have one of the men of my battalion
in my flat as servant and coachman, who costs me little more than his keep
and may not give me notice. All, then, that was wanting was a vehicle, and
we could, as Edelgard pointed out, easily borrow our Colonel’s wagonette
for a few afternoons, so there was our equipage complete, and without
spending a penny.
 The estates round Storchwerder are big and we found on counting up that
five calls would cover the entire circle of our country acquaintance. There
might have been a sixth, but for reasons with which I entirely concurred my
dear wife did not choose to include it. Lines have to be drawn, and I do not
think an altogether bad definition of a gentleman or a lady would be one who
draws them. Indeed, Edelgard was in some doubt as to whether there should
be even five, a member of the five (not in this case actually the land-owner
but the brother of the widowed lady owning it, who lives with her and looks
after her interests) being a person we neither of us can care much about,
because he is not only unsound politically, with a decided leaning
disgraceful in a man of his birth and which he hardly takes any trouble to
hide toward those views the middle classes and Socialist sort of people call
(God save the mark!) enlightened, but he is also either unable or unwilling—
Edelgard and I could never make up our minds which—to keep his sister in
order. Yet to keep the woman one is responsible for in order whether she be
sister, or wife, or mother, or daughter, or even under certain favourable
conditions aunt (a difficult race sometimes, as may be seen by the case of
Edelgard’s Aunt Bockhügel, of whom perhaps more later) is really quite
easy. It is only a question of beginning in time, as you mean to go on in fact,
and of being especially firm whenever you feel internally least so. It is so
easy that I never could understand the difficulty. It is so easy that when my
wife at this point brought me my eleven o’clock bread and ham and butter
and interrupted me by looking over my shoulder, I smiled up at her, my
thoughts still running on this theme, and taking the hand that put down the
plate said, “Is it not, dear wife?”
“Is what not?” she asked—rather stupidly I thought, for she had read
what I had written to the end; then without giving me time to reply she said,
“Are you not going to write the story of our experiences in England after all,
Otto?”
“Certainly,” said I.
“To lend round among our relations next winter?”
“Certainly,” said I.
“Then had you not better begin?”
“Dear wife,” said I, “it is what I am doing.”
“Then,” said she, “do not waste time going off the rails.”
 And sitting down in the window she resumed her work of enlarging the
armholes of my shirts.
This, I may remark, was tartness. Before she went to England she was
never tart. However, let me continue.
I wonder what she means by rails. (I shall revise all this, of course, and
no doubt will strike out portions) I wonder if she means I ought to begin
with my name and address. It seems unnecessary, for I am naturally as well
known to persons in Storchwerder as the postman. On the other hand this is
my first attempt (which explains why I wonder at all what Edelgard may or
may not mean, beginners doing well, I suppose, to be humble) at what poetic
and literary and other persons of bad form call, I believe, wooing the Muse.
What an expression! And I wonder what Muse. I would like to ask Edelgard
whether she—but no, it would almost seem as if I were seeking her advice,
which is a reversing of the proper relative positions of husband and wife. So
at this point, instead of adopting a course so easily disastrous, I turned my
head and said quietly:
“Dear wife, our English experiences did begin with our visits to the
neighbours. If it had not been for those visits we would probably not last
summer have seen Frau von Eckthum at all, and if we had not come within
reach of her persuasive tongue we would have gone on our silver wedding
journey to Italy or Switzerland, as we had so often planned, and left that
accursed island across the Channel alone.”
I paused; and as Edelgard said nothing, which is what she says when she
is unconvinced, I continued with the patience I always show her up to the
point at which it would become weakness, to explain the difference between
the exact and thorough methods of men, their liking for going to the root of a
matter and beginning at the real beginning, and the jumping tendencies of
women, who jump to things such as conclusions without paying the least
heed to all the important places they have passed over while they were, so to
speak, in the air.
“But we get there first,” said Edelgard.
I frowned a little. A few months ago—before, that is, our time on British
soil—she would not have made such a retort. She used never to retort, and
the harmony of our wedded life was consequently unclouded. I think she
saw me frown but she took no notice—another novelty in her behaviour; so,
after waiting a moment, I determined to continue the narrative.
 But before I go straight on with it I should like to explain why we, an
officer and his wife who naturally do not like spending money, should have
contemplated so costly a holiday as a trip abroad. The fact is, for a long time
past we had made up our minds to do so in the fifth year of our marriage,
and for the following reason: Before I married Edelgard I had been a
widower for one year, and before being a widower I was married for no
fewer than nineteen years. This sounds as though I must be old, but I need
not tell my readers who see me constantly that I am not. The best of all
witnesses are the eyes; also, I began my marrying unusually young. My first
wife was one of the Mecklenburg Lunewitzes, the elder (and infinitely
superior) branch. If she had lived, I would last year have been celebrating
our silver wedding on August 1st, and there would have been much feasting
and merry-making arranged for us, and many acceptable gifts in silver from
our relations, friends, and acquaintances. The regiment would have been
obliged to recognize it, and perhaps our two servants would have clubbed
together and expressed their devotion in a metal form. All this I feel I have
missed, and through no fault of my own. I fail to see why I should be
deprived of every benefit of such a celebration, for have I not, with an
interruption of twelve months forced upon me, been actually married
twenty-five years? And why, because my poor Marie-Luise was unable to go
on living, should I have to attain to the very high number of (practically) five
and twenty years’ matrimony without the least notice being taken of it? I had
been explaining this to Edelgard for a long time, and the nearer the date
drew on which in the natural order of things I would have been reaping a
silver harvest and have been put in a position to gauge the esteem in which I
was held, the more emphatic did I become. Edelgard seemed at first unable
to understand, but she was very teachable, and gradually found my logic
irresistible. Indeed, once she grasped the point she was even more strongly
of opinion than I was that something ought to be done to mark the occasion,
and quite saw that if Marie-Luise failed me it was not my fault, and that I at
least had done my part and gone on steadily being married ever since. From
recognizing this to being indignant that our friends would probably take no
notice of the anniversary was but, for her, a step; and many were the talks we
had together on the subject, and many the suggestions we both of us made
for bringing our friends round to our point of view. We finally decided that,
however much they might ignore it, we ourselves would do what was right,
and accordingly we planned a silver-honeymoon trip to the land proper to
romance, Italy, beginning it on the first of August, which was the date of my
marriage twenty-five years before with Marie-Luise.
I have gone into this matter at some length because I wished to explain
clearly to those of our relations who will have this lent to them why we
undertook a journey so, in the ordinary course of things, extravagant; and
having, I hope, done this satisfactorily, will now proceed with the narrative.
We borrowed the Colonel’s wagonette; I wrote five letters announcing
our visit and asking (a mere formality, of course) if it would be agreeable;
the answers arrived assuring us in every tone of well-bred enthusiasm that it
would; I donned my parade uniform; Edelgard put on her new summer
finery; we gave careful instructions to Clothilde, our cook, helping her to
carry them out by locking everything up; and off we started in holiday
spirits, driven by my orderly, Hermann, and watched by the whole street.
At each house we were received with becoming hospitality. They were all
families of our own standing, members of that chivalrous, God-fearing and
well-born band that upholds the best traditions of the Fatherland and gathers
in spirit if not (owing to circumstances) in body, like a protecting phalanx
around our Emperor’s throne. First we had coffee and cakes and a variety of
sandwiches (at one of the houses there were no sandwiches, only cakes, and
we both discussed this unaccountable omission during the drive home); then
I was taken to view the pigs by our host, or the cows, or whatever happened
to be his special pride, but in four cases out of the five it was pigs, and while
I was away Edelgard sat on the lawn or the terrace or wherever the family
usually sat (only one had a terrace) and conversed on subjects interesting to
women-folk, such as Clothilde and Hermann and I know not what; then,
after having thoroughly exhausted the pigs and been in my turn thoroughly
exhausted by them, for naturally a Prussian officer on active service cannot
be expected to take the same interest in these creatures so long as they are
raw as a man does who devotes his life to them, we rejoined the ladies and
strolled in the lighter talk suited to our listeners about the grounds,
endeavouring with our handkerchiefs to drive away the mosquitoes, till
summoned to supper; and after supper, which usually consisted of one
excellent hot dish and a variety of cold ones, preceded by bouillon in cups
and followed by some elegant sweet and beautiful fruit (except at Frau von
Eckthum’s, our local young widow’s, where it was a regular dinner of six or
seven courses, she being what is known as ultra-modern, her sister having
married an Englishman), after supper, I repeat, having sat a while smoking
on the lawn or terrace drinking coffee and liqueurs and secretly
congratulating ourselves on not having in our town to live with so many and
such hungry mosquitoes, we took our leave and drove back to Storchwerder,
refreshed always and sometimes pleased as well.
The last of these visits was to Frau von Eckthum and her brother Graf
Flitz von Flitzburg, who, as is well known, being himself unmarried, lives
with her and looks after the estate left by the deceased Eckthum, thereby
stepping into shoes so comfortable that they may more properly be spoken of
as slippers. All had gone well up to that, nor was I conscious till much later
that that had not gone well too; for only on looking back do we see the
distance we have come and the way in which the road, at first so promising,
led us before we knew where we were into a wilderness plentiful in stones.
During our first four visits we had naturally talked about our plan to take a
trip in August in Italy. Our friends, obviously surprised, and with the
expression on their faces that has its source in thoughts of legacies, first
enthusiastically applauded and then pointed out that it would be hot. August,
they said, would be an impossible month in Italy: go where we would we
should not meet a single German. This had not struck us before, and after
our first disappointment we willingly listened to their advice rather to choose
Switzerland, with its excellent hotels and crowds of our countrymen. Several
times in the course of these conversations did we try to explain the
honeymoon nature of the journey, but were met with so much of what I
strongly suspect to have been wilful obtuseness that to our chagrin we began
to see there was probably nothing to be done. Edelgard said she wished it
would occur to them if, owing to the unusual circumstances, they did not
intend to give us actual ash-trays and match-boxes, to join together in
defraying the cost of the wedding journey of such respectable silver-
honeymooners; but I do not think that at any time they had the least intention
of doing anything at all for us—on the contrary, they made us quite uneasy
by the sums they declared we would have to disburse; and on our last visit
(to Frau von Eckthum) happening to bewail the amount of good German
money that was going to be dragged out of us by the rascally Swiss, she
(Frau von Eckthum) said, “Why not come to England?”
At the moment I was so much engaged mentally reprobating the way in
which she was lying back in a low garden chair with one foot crossed over
the other and both feet encased in such thin stockings that they might just as
well not have been stockings at all, that I did not immediately notice the
otherwise striking expression, “Come.” “Go” would of course have been the
usual and expected form; but the substitution, I repeat, escaped me at the
moment because of my attention being otherwise engaged. I never

I never saw such little shoes

saw such little shoes. Has a woman a right to be conspicuous at the

extremities? So conspicuous—Frau von Eckthum’s hands also easily become
absorbing—that one is unable connectedly to follow the conversation? I
doubt it: but she is an attractive lady. There sat Edelgard, straight and
seemly, the perfect flower of a stricter type of virtuous German womanhood,
her feet properly placed side by side on the grass and clothed, as I knew, in
decent wool with the flat-heeled boots of the Christian gentlewoman, and I
must say the type—in one’s wife, that is—is preferable. I rather wondered
whether Flitz noticed the contrast between the two ladies. I glanced at him,
but his face was as usual a complete blank. I wondered whether he could or
could not make his sister sit up if he had wished to; and for the hundredth
time I felt I never could really like the man, for from the point of view of a
brother one’s sister should certainly sit up. She is, however, an attractive
lady: alas that her stockings should be so persistently thin.
“England,” I heard Edelgard saying, “is not, I think, a suitable place.”
It was then that I consciously noticed that Frau von Eckthum had said
“Come.”
“Why not?” she asked; and her simple way of asking questions, or
answering them with others of her own without waiting to adorn them or
round them off with the title of the person addressed, has helped, I know, to
make her unpopular in Storchwerder society.
“I have heard,” said Edelgard cautiously, no doubt bearing in mind that to
hosts whose sister had married an Englishman and was still living with him
one would not say all one would like to about it, “I have heard that it is not a
place to go to if the object is scenery.”
“Oh?” said Frau von Eckthum. Then she added—intelligently, I thought
—“But there always is scenery.”
“Edelgard means lofty scenery,” said I gently, for we were both holding
cups of the Eckthum tea (this was the only house in which we were made to
drink tea instead of our aromatic and far more filling national beverage) in
our hands, and I have always held one ought to humour the persons whose
hospitality one happens to be enjoying—“Or enduring,” said Edelgard
cleverly when, on our way home, I mentioned this to her.
“Or enduring,” I agreed after a slight pause, forced on reflection to see
that it is not true hospitality to oblige your visitors to go without their coffee
by employing the unworthy and barbarically simple expedient of not
allowing it to appear. But of course that was Flitz. He behaves, I think, much
too much as though the place belonged to him.
Flitz, who knows England well, having spent several years there at our
Embassy, said it was the most delightful country in the world. The
unpatriotic implication contained in this assertion caused Edelgard and
myself to exchange glances, and no doubt she was thinking, as I was, that it
would be a sad and bad day for Prussia if many of its gentleman had sisters
who made misguided marriages with foreigners, the foreign brother-in-law
being so often the thin end of that wedge which at its thick one is a denial of
our right to regard ourselves as specially raised by Almighty God to occupy
the first place among the nations, and a dislike (I have heard with my own
ears a man at a meeting express it) an actual dislike—I can only call it
hideous—of the glorious cement of blood and iron by means of which we
intend to stick there.
“But I was chiefly thinking,” said Frau von Eckthum, her head well back
in the cushions and her eyes fixed pensively on the summer clouds sailing
over our heads, “of what you were saying about expense.”
“Dear lady,” I said, “I have been told by all who have done it that
travelling in England is the most expensive holiday you can take. The hotels
are ruinous as well as bad, the meals are uneatable as well as dear, the cabs
cost you a fortune, and the inhabitants are rude.”
I spoke with heat, because I was roused (justly) by Flitz’s unpatriotic
attitude, but it was a tempered heat owing to the undoubted (Storchwerder
cannot deny it) personal attractiveness of our hostess. Why are not all
women attractive? What habitual lambs our sex would become if they were.
“Dear Baron,” said she in her pretty, gentle voice, “do come over and see
for yourself. I would like, I think, to convert you. Look at this”—she picked
up some papers lying on the grass by her chair, and spreading out one
showed me a picture—“do you not think it nice? And, if you want to be
economical, it only costs fourteen pounds for a whole month.”
The picture she held out to me was one bearing a strong resemblance to
the gipsy carts that are continually (and very rightly) being sent somewhere
else by our local police; a little less gaudy perhaps, a little squarer and more
solid, but undoubtedly a near relation.
“It is a caravan,” said Frau von Eckthum, in answer to the question
contained in my eyebrows; and turning the sheet she showed me another
picture representing the same vehicle’s inside.
Edelgard got up and looked over my shoulder.
What we saw was certainly very nice. Edelgard said so at once. There
were flowered curtains, and a shelf with books, and a comfortable chair with
a cushion near a big window, and at the end two pretty beds placed one
above the other as in a ship.
“A thing like this,” said Frau von Eckthum, “does away at once with
hotels, waiters, and expense. It costs fourteen pounds for two persons for a
whole month, and all your days are spent in the sun.”
She then explained her plan, which was to hire one of these vehicles for
the month of August and lead a completely free and bohemian existence
during that time, wandering through the English lanes, which she described
as flowery, and drawing up for the night in a secluded spot near some little
streamlet, to the music of whose gentle rippling, as Edelgard always easily
inclined to sentiment suggested, she would probably be lulled to sleep.
“Come too,” said she, smiling up at us as we looked over her shoulder.
“Two hundred and eighty marks is fourteen pounds,” said I, making
mental calculations.
“For two people,” said Edelgard, obviously doing the same.
“No hotels,” said our hostess.
“No hotels,” echoed Edelgard.
“Only lovely green fields,” said our hostess.
“And no waiters,” said Edelgard.
“Yes, no horrid waiters,” said our hostess.
“Waiters are so expensive,” said Edelgard.
“You wouldn’t see one,” said our hostess. “Only a nice child in a clean
apron from a farm bringing eggs and cream. And you move about the whole
time, and see the country in a way you never would going from place to
place by train.”
“But,” said I shrewdly, “if we move about something must either pull or
push us, and that something must also be paid for.”
“Oh, yes, there has to be a horse. But think of all the railway tickets you
won’t buy and all the porters you won’t tip,” said Frau von Eckthum.
Edelgard was manifestly impressed. Indeed, we both were. If it were a
question of being in England for little money or being in Switzerland for
much we felt unanimously that it was better to be in England. And then to
travel through it in one of these conveyances was so distinctly original that
we would be objects of the liveliest interest during the succeeding winter
gaieties in Storchwerder. “The von Ottringels are certainly all that is most
modern,” we could already hear our friends saying to each other, and could
already see in our mind’s eye how they would press round us at soirées and
bombard us with questions. We should be the centre of attraction.
“And think of the nightingales!” cried Edelgard, suddenly recollecting
those poetic birds.
“In August they’re like Germans in Italy,” said Flitz, to whom I had
mentioned our reason for giving up the idea of travelling in that country.
 “How so?” said Edelgard, turning to him with the slight instinctive
stiffening of every really virtuous German lady when speaking to an
unrelated (by blood) man.
“They’re not there,” said Flitz.
Well, of course the moment we were able to look in our Encyclopædia at
home we knew as well as he did that they do not sing in August, but I do not
see how townsfolk are to keep these odds and ends of information lying
loose about in their heads. We do not have the bird in Storchwerder and are
therefore unable to study its habits at first hand as Flitz can, but I know that
all the pieces of poetry I have come across mention nightingales before they
have done, and the consequent perfectly natural impression left on my mind
was that they were always more or less about. But I do not like Flitz’s tone,
and never shall. It is true I have not actually seen him do it, but one feels
instinctively that he is laughing at one; and there are different ways of
laughing, and not all of them appear on the face. As for politics, if I were not
as an officer debarred from alluding to them and were led to discuss them
with him, I have no doubt that each discussion would end in a duel. That is,
if he would fight. The appalling suspicion has just crossed my mind that he
would not. He is one of those dreadful persons who cloak their cowardice
behind the garb of philosophy. Well, well, I see I am growing angry with a
man ten miles away, whom I have not seen for months—I, a man of the
world sitting in the calm of my own flat, surrounded by quiet domestic
objects such as my wife, my shirt, and my little meal of bread and ham. Is
this reasonable? Certainly not. Let me change the subject.
The long, then, and the short of our visit to Graf Flitz and his sister in
June last was that we returned home determined to join Frau von Eckthum’s
party, and not a little full of pleasurable anticipations. When she does talk
she has a persuasive tongue. She talked more at this time than she ever did
afterward, but of course there were reasons for that which I may or may not
disclose. Edelgard listened with something like rapt interest to her really
picturesque descriptions, or rather prophecies, for she had not herself done it
before, of the pleasures of camp life; and I wish it to be clearly understood
that Edelgard, who has since taken the line of telling people it was I, was the
one who was swept off her usually cautious feet and who took it upon
herself without waiting for me to speak to ask Frau von Eckthum to write
and hire another of the carts for us.
 Frau von Eckthum laughed, and said she was sure we would like it. Flitz
himself smoked in silence. And Edelgard developed a sudden eloquence in
regard to natural phenomena such as moons and poppies that would have
done credit to a young and sentimental girl. “Think of sitting in the shade of
some mighty beech tree,” she said, for instance (she actually clasped her
hands), “with the beams of the sinking sun slanting through its branches, and
doing one’s needlework.”
And she said other things of the same sort, things that made me, who
knew she was going to be thirty next birthday, gaze upon her with a deep
surprise.