BATIK REGULAR 12 "You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.

" - Ayn Rand (1905-1982) "Don't be so humble - you are not that great." - Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat "Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake." - Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) "The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt." - Bertrand Russell (1872-1970) "When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion." - Robert Pirsig (1948-) "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955) "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955) "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) "I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo[abstain from] their use." - Galileo Galilei (1564-1642) "The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work." - Emile Zola (1840-1902) "The full use of your powers along lines of excellence." - definition of "happiness" by John F. Kennedy (1917-1963) "I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have." - Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." - Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)

AUSTRALIAN SUNRISE 13.5 "Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right." - Henry Ford (1863-1947) "Do, or do not. There is no 'try'." - Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back') "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."

- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) "Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed." George Burns (1896-1996)

"There are no facts, only interpretations." - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900) "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)

"Try to learn something about everything and everything about something." - Thomas Henry Huxley (1825-1895) "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." - Plato (427-347 B.C.) "The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism[ An attitude of scornful or jaded negativity, especially a general distrust of the integrity or professed motives of others] by those who don't have it." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) "Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn." - Arnold Schwarzenegger (1947-) "I have nothing to declare except my genius." - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) upon arriving at U.S. customs 1882 "Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe."

- H. G. Wells (1866-1946) "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." - Edward George Bulwer-Lytton (1803-1873) "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggsand-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'." - unknown "If you are going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) "He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'." - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)
BRUSH SCRIPT STD 13 "I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959) "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever [some just for a moment come into your life and cause happiness] they go." - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778) "He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916) "If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars." - J. Paul Getty (1892-1976) "When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world." - George Washington Carver (1864-1943) "How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself." - Anais Nin (1903-1977) "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." - Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931) "Maybe this world is another planet's Hell." - Aldous Huxley (1894-1963) "Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth." - Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930)

"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright "I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx (1895-1977) "It's kind of fun to do the impossible." - Walt Disney (1901-1966) "We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time." - Vince Lombardi "The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true." - James Branch Cabell "A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship." - John D. Rockefeller (1874-1960) "All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914) "You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it." - Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936)
CHARLEMAGNE STD 12 "An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered." - Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936) "I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth." - Umberto Eco "Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down." - Jimmy Durante "The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good." - Samuel Johnson (1709-1784) "The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955) "Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working." - Albert Giacometti (sculptor) "All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." - Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860) "There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life." - Frank Zappa "Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." - Antoine de Saint Exupery "Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."

- Isaac Asimov "If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." - Carl Sagan (1934-1996) "It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts." - G. B. Burgin COPPERPLATE GOTHIC LTD 12 "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action." - Auric Goldfinger, in "Goldfinger" by Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964) "Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens." - Jimi Hendrix "A clever man commits no minor blunders." - Goethe (1749-1832) "Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours." - Richard Bach "A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire (1694-1778) "Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant "I have often regretted my speech, never my silence." - Xenocrates (396-314 B.C.) "If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti "I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic[doubter, skeptic,a person who denies or doubts the possibility of ultimatekno wledge in some area of study.]. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means." - Clarence Darrow, Scopes trial, 1925. "Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal." - Henry Ford (1863-1947) "There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread." - Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948) "When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900) "The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, they finish by loading honors on your head." - Jean Cocteau (1889-1963) "Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it" - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)

Edwardian Script itc22 "While we are postponing, life speeds by."

- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) "God, please save me from your followers!" - Bumper Sticker "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." - Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948) "Luck is the residue of design." - Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. [obvious, your fault]" - Mel Brooks "Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so." - Bertrand Russell (1872-1970) "Wit is educated insolence." - Aristotle (384-322 B.C.) "Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't" - Erica Jong (1942-) "I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but

people will never forget how you made them feel." - Maya Angelou (1928-) Fiolex Girls 22 "In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite." - Paul Dirac (1902-1984) "It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. [A formulation of a fundamental principle, general truth, or rule of conduct]" - Aristotle (384-322 B.C.) "A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916) "Moral indignation[Anger aroused by something unjust, mean, or unworthy] is jealousy with a halo." - H. G. Wells (1866-1946) "Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever." - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

"Sometimes when reading Goethe [tragic writer, namely; Faust] I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny." - Guy Davenport "A narcissist is someone better looking than you are." - Gore Vidal "The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth." - Niels Bohr (1885-1962)
FRENCH SCRIPT MT 20 "Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them." - Samuel Palmer (1805-80) "It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955) "The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows." - Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975) "We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?" - Niels Bohr (1885-1962)

"In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience." - W.B. Prescott "His ignorance is encyclopedic" - Abba Eban (1915-2002) "Political correctness is tyranny[A government in which a single ruler is vested with absolute power] with manners." - Charlton Heston (1924-2008) "Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back." - Paul Erdos (1913-1996) "If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) "What do you take me for, an idiot?" - General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy GIDDYUP STD 20 "A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) "A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies." - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) "Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." - John F. Kennedy (1917-1963) "Logic is in the eye of the logician." - Gloria Steinem "No one can earn a million dollars honestly." - William Jennings Bryan (1860-1925) "Everything has been figured out, except how to live." - Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980) "Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech." - Martin Fraquhar Tupper "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas (1900-1966)

"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it." - Groucho Marx (1895-1977)
GLOOGUN FROST 15 "It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating." - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) "When ideas fail, words come in very handy." - Goethe (1749-1832) "In the end, everything is a gag." - Charlie Chaplin (1889-1977) "You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there." - Yogi Berra "If we don't change the direction we are headed, we will end up where we are going." - Chinese proverb "The graveyards are full of indispensable men." - Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970) "You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty." - Sacha Guitry (1885-1957) "Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)

"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." - Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975) "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
HOBO STD 11 "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." - General George Patton (1885-1945) "Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis." - Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882) "There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) "The covers of this book are too far apart." - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914) "Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end." - Igor Stravinsky (1882-1971) "Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778) "I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to." - Elvis Presley (1935-1977) "No Sane man will dance." - Cicero (106-43 B.C.) "Hell is a half-filled auditorium." - Robert Frost (1874-1963) "Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you." - Carl Gustav Jung (1875-1961) "If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" - Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865) "Few things are harder to put up with than a good example." - Mark Twain (1835-1910) "Hell is other people." - Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980) "Happiness is good health and a bad memory." - Ingrid Bergman (1917-1982) "Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate." - Thomas Jones "You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone." - Al Capone (1899-1947) "The gods too are fond of a joke." - Aristotle (384-322 B.C.) "Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes."

- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862) "It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man." - Professor Scott Elledge on his retirement from Cornell "Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work." - Robert Orben

JENKINS v2.0 20 "The cynics are right nine times out of ten." - Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956) "Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.) "Plato was a bore." - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900) "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." - Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910) "I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy." - Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961) "Hemingway was a jerk." - Harold Robbins "Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things." - Epictetus (55-135 A.D.) "What about things like bullets?"

- Herb Kimmel, Behavioralist, Professor of Psychology, upon hearing the above quote (1981) "Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure." - Ross MacDonald (1915-1983) "Men have become the tools of their tools." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
Jokerman 12 "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain (1835-1910) "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying." - Woody Allen (1935-) "Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives." - Abba Eban (1915-2002) "A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually." - Abba Eban (1915-2002) "To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me." - Charles William Stubbs "Sanity is a madness put to good uses." - George Santayana (1863-1952) "Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest." - Mark Twain (1835-1910) "Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research." - Wilson Mizner (1876-1933) "Why don't you write books people can read?" - Nora Joyce to her husband James (1882-1941)

Freshbot 14 "Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers." - T. S. Eliot (1888-1965) "Criticism is prejudice made plausible."

- Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956) "It is better to be quotable than to be honest." - Tom Stoppard "Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting." - Karl Wallenda "Opportunities multiply as they are seized." - Sun Tzu "A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar." - Lao-Tzu (570?-490? BC) " The best way to predict the future is to invent it." - Alan Kay "Never mistake motion for action." - Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961) "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Sir Stephen Henry Roberts (1901-1971) "Hell is paved with good samaritans." - William M. Holden "The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time."

- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) "Silence is argument carried out by other means." - Ernesto"Che"Guevara (1928-1967) "Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) "The average person thinks he isn't." - Father Larry Lorenzoni "Dogma[An authoritative principle, belief, or statement of ideas or opinion, especially one considered to be absolutely true] is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency." - Lewis Perelman "Sometimes it is not enough to do our best; we must do what is required." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) "The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)

JUICE ITC 16 "Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done." - Carl Friedrich Gauss (1777-1855), while working, when informed that his wife is dying "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."

- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke (1729-1797) "If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" " - Will Rogers (1879-1935) "The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy." - Von Clausewitz (1780-1831) "Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" - H. M. Warner (1881-1958), founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt." - Mark Twain (1835-1910) "A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood." - General George S. Patton (1885-1945) "After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one." - Cato the Elder (234-149 BC, AKA Marcus Porcius Cato) "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923) "The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)

"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." - Tom Clancy "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." - Mark Twain (1835-1910) "Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) "He has all the virtues[ Moral excellence and righteousness; goodness.] I dislike and none of the vices[An evil, degrading, or immoral practice or habit. A serious moral failing.] I admire." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
LITHOS PRO REGULAR 11 "Write drunk; edit sober." - Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961) "I criticize by creation - not by finding fault." - Cicero (106-43 B.C.) "Love is friendship set on fire." - Jeremy Taylor "This isn't right, this isn't even wrong." - Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956) "Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies." - Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. "He would make a lovely corpse." - Charles Dickens (1812-1870) "I worship the quicksand he walks in." - Art Buchwald "Wagner's music is better than it sounds." - Mark Twain (1835-1910) "A poem is never finished, only abandoned."

- Paul Valery (1871-1945) "We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction." - General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964) "If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?" - Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing "#3 pencils and quadrille pads." - Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer; he also recommended using the back side of the pages so that the grid lines were not so dominant. "Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray." - Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when he was told that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac. "Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis." - Pierre Laplace (1749-1827), to Napoleon on why his works on celestial mechanics make no mention of God. "I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need." - Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues

MATISSE ITC 14 "The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them." - Mark Twain (1835-1910) The truth is more important than the facts." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959) "Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing." - Wernher Von Braun (1912-1977) "There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it." - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) "There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."

- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

MESQUITE STD 20 To select well among old things, is almost equal to inventing new ones. - Nicholas Charles Trublet Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger Stealing someone else's words frequently spares the embarrassment of eating your own. - Peter Anderson A short saying oft contains much wisdom. - Sophocles Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles Belief is the death of intelligence. Robert Anton Wilson I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good

characters, and my enemies for their intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies. Oscar Wilde
MARIANDRA GD 12 A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it. Don Herold A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. Henry Ward Beecher A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. Doug Larson Comedy, we may say, is society protecting itself - with a smile. J. B. Priestley You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it. Bill Cosby Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.- Lou Holtz We dont stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.George Bernard Shaw Lifes tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.- Benjamin Franklin Middle age is when youre sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isnt for you.- Ogden Nash You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.- Bob Hope For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.- Ralph Waldo Emerson Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.- Maya Angelou

He who angers you conquers you.- Elizabeth Kenny When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.- Mark Twain You will not be punished for your anger; you will be punished by your anger.Buddha Beauty, without expression, tires.- Ralph Waldo Emerson

MISTRAL 20 It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness.- Leo Tolstoy Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.- Margaret Hungerford Im tired of all the nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. Thats deep enough. What do you want an adorable pancreas?- Jean Kerr Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it.- Confucius Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty they merely move it from their faces into their hearts.- Martin Buxbaum

It is not beauty that endears; its love that makes us see beauty.- Leo Tolstoy Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.- Dorothy Parker You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.- Chuck Palahniuk By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.- Robert Frost Never burn bridges. Todays junior jerk, tomorrows senior partner.- Sigourney Weaver

MONOTYPE CORSIVA 18 If your business keeps you so busy that you have no time for anything else, there must be something wrong either with you or with your business.- William J. H. Boetcker

Drive your business. Let not your business drive you.Benjamin Franklin You must be the change you wish to see in the world.Gandhi The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude.Oprah Winfrey The only thing constant in life is change.- Francois de la Rochefoucauld Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything. George Bernard Shaw Consider how hard it is to change yourself and youll understand what little chance you have in trying to change others.- Jacob M. Braude No change of circumstances can repair a defect of character.- Ralph Waldo Emerson -

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change.- Charles Darwin
MYRIAD PRO 12 Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.- Confucius Change the changeable, accept the unchangeable, and remove yourself from the unacceptable.- Denis Waitley Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them. - James Baldwin Dont handicap your children by making their lives easy.- Robert A. Heinlein Theres nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child.- Frank A. Clark We worry about what a child will be tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today.- Stacia Tauscher We cannot always build the future of our youth, but we can build our youth for the future.- Franklin Delano Roosevelt Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.- Phyllis Diller It takes courage to grow up and turn out to be who you really are.- E.E. Cummings Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak. Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.- Winston Churchill Courage is grace under pressure.- Ernest Hemingway Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway.- John Wayne It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.- Mark Twain

Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear. - Ambrose Redmoon Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them.- Bruce Lee

Arial 12 Courage doesnt always roar. Sometimes courage is the little voice at the end of the day that says Ill try again tomorrow.- Mary Anne Radmacher Faced with what is right, to leave it undone shows a lack of courage.- Confucius Our death is not an end if we can live on in our children and the younger generation. For they are us, our bodies are only wilted leaves on the tree of life.- Albert Einstein The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesnt get worse every time Congress meets.- Will Rogers The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where the one ends, and where the other begins?- Edgar Allan Poe Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily.- Napoleon Bonaparte The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.- Mark Twain It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.- Aristotle Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you dont.- Pete Seeger The only true wisdom is knowing that you know nothing.- Socrates To repeat what others have said requires education. To challenge it requires brains.- Marry Pettibone Poole It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.- Alec Bourne Life is not divided into semesters. You dont get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself.- Bill Gates

Ignorance, the root and the stem of every evil.- Plato Educations purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.- Malcolm Forbes empirical - Guided by practical experience and not theory, especially in medicine.
OCR A STD 11 All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.- George Orwell Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If youre a man, you take it.- Malcolm X Lynching - is an extrajudicial execution carried out by a mob, often by hanging, but also by burning at the stake or shooting, in order to punish an alleged transgressor, or to intimidate, control, or otherwise manipulate a population of people. The sole equality on earth is death.- Philip James Bailey Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.- George Burns Family isnt about whose blood you have. Its about who you care about.- Trey Parker and Matt Stone Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard You dont choose your family. They are Gods gift to you, as you are to them.- Desmond Tutu Dont walk in front of me, I may not follow. Dont walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend.- Albert Camus Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.- Aristotle Your friend is the man who knows all about you and still likes you.- Elbert Hubbard You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.- Dale Carnegie True friends stab you in the front.- Oscar Wilde

OCR A EXTENDED 12 Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.- Helen Keller I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.- Abraham Lincoln Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art It has no survival value. Rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.- C. S. Lewis There are no strangers here; Only friends you havent yet met.- William Butler Yeats Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles.- George Eliot Happiness is a butterfly which, when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you.- Nathaniel Hawthorne The best way to cheer yourself up is to cheer somebody else up.- Mark Twain We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.- Thomas Jefferson It is very important to generate a good attitude, a good heart, as much as possible. From this, happiness in both the short term and the long term for both yourself and others will come.- Dalai Lama Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.- Robert Frost Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product.- Eleanor Roosevelt Happiness comes of the capacity to feel deeply, to enjoy simply, to think freely, to risk life, to be needed.- Storm Jameson Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of another. Marquis De Condorcet

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Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. Unknown Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself.Ralph Waldo Emerson Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.- Oscar Wilde Life is tough, and if you have the ability to laugh at it you have the ability to enjoy it.- Salma Hayek You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance.- W. Somerset Maugham I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.- Frank Howard Clark Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.- Aristotle Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.- Robert Heinlein Love doesnt make the world go round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.- Elizabeth Browning

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.- Friedrich Nietzsche OLYMPUS 14 Friendship may, and often does, grow into love, but love never subsides into friendship.- Lord Byron Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time.- Maya Angelou A diplomat is a man who always remembers a womans birthday but never remembers her age.- Robert Frost Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.- Albert Einstein Men are what their mothers made them.- Ralph Waldo Emerson For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.- Virginia Woolf Women are made to be loved, not understood.- Oscar Wilde There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.- Will Rogers

Women dont want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think in a deeper voice.- Bill Cosby Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.- Timothy Leary