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The Most Boring Players Who Will Win Your Fantasy League

The guys have talked all about the standout fantasy players, but now it’s time to talk about the most boring fantasy team possible!

By Danny Heifetz, Danny Kelly, and Craig Horlbeck
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We spend so much time talking about standout players, sleepers, the sexy guys with upside. Now we’re doing the opposite—we’re assembling the Brandin Cooks All-Boring Team, a.k.a. the most boring fantasy team possible that could still win your league (4:49). “You guys want to do some emails?” (51:28).

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  • Drake London, Falcons WR (6:30)
  • Michael Pittman Jr., Colts WR (12:44)
  • Terry McLaurin, Commanders WR (17:29)
  • Chris Olave, Saints WR (17:29)
  • Alvin Kamara, Saints RB (24:03)
  • Rachaad White, Buccaneers RB (28:51)
  • James Conner, Cardinals RB (32:17)
  • David Montgomery, Lions RB (38:08)
  • Jake Ferguson, Cowboys TE (42:02)
  • Mystery QB (47:49)

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