Are they all in the crotch? OMG THEY ARE.
Hope
I only eat white foods.
Hope
I had a container in my backpack but it exploded.
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You're gonna smell like a dude's armpit.
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I'm having gun problems!! I should stop roiding it up.
Hope
Thanks suga mama.
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YOLO. That's gonna be on people's tombstones.
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The Burt's Bees? Did I lick it? Yeah. Like multiple times. Like, upwards of five times.
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Flaccid. People should use that word more often.
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Scalp herpes. Scherpes.
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I don't want no pube wigs. I can use it as a toupé.
Hope
Simba'ed myself.
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Hope: this is weird. Who would buy this?
Me: you!
Hope: I bought five of them.
Sisterhood of the traveling drawer.
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Am I a baby?
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Woken by pubic hair.
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It's the spirit that I care about in my belongings. Not the actual thing.
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