At first glance, Shroomie might look very grumpy, even sassy, but when you get to know it you find out it is simply in a constant state of zen.

The inhabitants of the planet where Shroomie is from have perfected the art of meditation through psychedelic break-throughs; they are simply tripping constantly. This is why Shroomie is the perfect festival buddy and the perfect travel companion.

Please read this before introducing Shroomie into your life:

• Try not to wake Shroomie before 2PM to make sure Shroomie’s grogginess level stays at a manageable level

• Shroomie’s dance moves may seem strange at first, they will also seem strange later

• Try to refrain from letting Shroomie pick the music, as a general rule of thumb. While Shroomies’ are down to jam to pretty much any human music, their own home planet’s musical output is simply too complex for our tiny brains to comprehend

• Researchers at the Institute of Modern Science figured out in the late 1970s that Shroomies’ favorite food is cotton candy, but they will only eat it if you roll the entire thing into a little ball

• Adult Shroomies’ are approximately 7” tall x 7” wide x 5” deep, depending on the amount of cotton candy balls you feed it in a day

You are now ready to befriend a Shroomie!